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00:00Tyler, I'm going to go to you first on this one
00:02because I feel like we know where Clint is,
00:04but many of you weren't here maybe at the start of the show.
00:06What do we think about Brian Cushing
00:08and the Texans schedule release video?
00:12713-572-416 on YouTube and Twitch.
00:14What do you think about it?
00:15What do you think about Brian Cushing?
00:17That psycho is in Texans' fans' hearts forever.
00:20I loved watching Brian Cushing play football here in Houston.
00:23It was pretty corny.
00:25A little bit corny.
00:28Like, I think they could have.
00:31Can't have him talk about being a psychopath but not act psycho.
00:36Did you?
00:37It was like he was talking about it.
00:39That's weird.
00:39And it was like they were drawing blood on him.
00:41Yeah.
00:42But he's sitting there like in a business casual outfit
00:45just talking very calm.
00:46Oh, yeah.
00:47Hey.
00:49Bills, week one.
00:51Bengals, week two.
00:53He was nuts.
00:54And then one time he said,
00:56week 15.
00:57And then he went back and said,
00:58then he said,
00:59Giants.
00:59And then he said,
01:00less is more.
01:01And at one point,
01:02like he ripped off his sleeve
01:03and it was just like,
01:04hmm.
01:05It was odd.
01:06Like,
01:06it feels like,
01:08I'm not going to lie to you.
01:10It's probably going to give me trouble.
01:11it feels like it was kind of not as,
01:18not thought off to the next level.
01:21Like,
01:22it felt like maybe it was,
01:23I don't know,
01:24quick and just kind of came up with the idea quickly.
01:28It did not thought of,
01:29like,
01:30I like the thought process of the idea,
01:33but how can we make him look crazy?
01:36Yes.
01:37And not just crazy,
01:38but let's put him in his element.
01:40Like,
01:40they should have,
01:43Terry Tate,
01:43office linebacker,
01:44this thing.
01:45We're putting him,
01:46like,
01:46he's running
01:47and he is,
01:48and he is,
01:49as intense
01:50and he's hitting these,
01:52these things.
01:52And he's flying off,
01:54flying off his feet
01:55and he's nailing these things.
01:57And they threw shoulder pads at the end,
01:59like,
02:00one by one,
02:01like,
02:01Terry Tate,
02:02office linebacker,
02:02and one by one,
02:03they're coming by
02:04and he is just smashing them.
02:05And like,
02:06bleeding and all that,
02:07like,
02:07that could have been,
02:08it was just like,
02:09all right,
02:09let's get Brian Cushing in here
02:10and let's get blood on his face
02:12and then let's let him say the,
02:14say the names.
02:15I just,
02:15I know that resonated with people
02:17and understood it.
02:18It was just like,
02:19this thing is generally upon
02:21the creativity
02:23and it felt like
02:24they had other steps,
02:26like,
02:26all right,
02:26we gotta,
02:27like,
02:27it was like,
02:28we're brainstorming here.
02:29Let's do Brian Cushing
02:31with the blood on his face.
02:33Bet.
02:34How can we elevate this?
02:36And it was like,
02:37they were like,
02:37no,
02:38let's do Brian Cushing
02:39with the blood on his face.
02:40Then what?
02:41Him just say the games.
02:44Okay.
02:45Very calmly.
02:46Bet.
02:47Like,
02:47that was fun.
02:49Yeah,
02:49it was odd.
02:50I know Clint liked it.
02:52Look,
02:53I did not over,
02:54over-evaluate,
02:56I didn't evaluate it like that,
02:57I guess.
02:58Like,
02:58I think these things are made
02:59for the fan base
03:02specifically.
03:03I think that's an iconic moment
03:05within the organization's history.
03:09One of three or four moments
03:10that everybody remembers.
03:11He is a player that,
03:13obviously,
03:14the minute the camera clicks on,
03:15he is,
03:15everybody knows exactly who it is.
03:20Hell,
03:20I'll be honest with you,
03:21I'm sitting there watching it,
03:22I was not sure
03:23if the first blow to his forehead
03:25wasn't,
03:25like,
03:25the more I looked at it,
03:26because it was probably,
03:27I thought it was real,
03:29because the second or third time
03:29it came on,
03:30the way they had smeared it
03:31a little bit,
03:31it looked almost real,
03:32and then obviously,
03:33you realize he keeps hitting himself,
03:35it gets worse.
03:35But,
03:37yeah,
03:37I mean,
03:38I don't disagree.
03:38I think there's,
03:39there was clearly
03:40a lack of creativity.
03:42I don't know that it wasn't
03:43done on purpose.
03:43You get Brian Cushing,
03:44you get that iconic moment,
03:45bang,
03:46you got what you need.
03:48Could they have gone further?
03:49Yes,
03:49I did not understand
03:50the roles that he played.
03:52At the end.
03:53I guess the whole thought
03:54was that he was role playing.
03:56It was kind of like
03:56an interview role play
03:58or whatever from the beginning.
03:59But,
04:00I didn't get the ending.
04:01I agree,
04:01there could have been
04:02a lot more creativity
04:03with Brian Cushing.
04:05But,
04:05I'll be honest with you,
04:06I don't like,
04:08like,
04:08I mean,
04:09I looked at the Chargers
04:10when I was watching,
04:11I mean,
04:11I thought it was cute
04:12the way that they pulled up
04:13C.J. Stroud,
04:14Caleb,
04:14his advice for Caleb Williams
04:16before he started regressing.
04:20But,
04:20I mean,
04:20that was a six plus minute video
04:22of,
04:22of like,
04:23video games.
04:24They're wild,
04:24they're wildly thought of
04:26to have the best ones
04:27every year.
04:27Yeah,
04:28I mean,
04:28it just,
04:28like,
04:29that just doesn't,
04:30I mean,
04:30I thought it was,
04:30if you,
04:31if you took out
04:31Brable and Verzini too.
04:32I didn't get that far on it.
04:34But yeah,
04:34no,
04:34it's,
04:35that was slick,
04:36but I just,
04:36I don't,
04:37I probably lean more
04:38towards the real people,
04:39real players in them
04:40than I do
04:41the Transformers
04:42or whatever that was.
04:43So,
04:44I don't know.
04:44I didn't mind it.
04:45I didn't mind it.
04:46I don't,
04:46I'm not going to beat them up
04:47too bad here on it.
04:48Could it have been better?
04:49Hell yeah,
04:49it could have been better.
04:51But I think every year
04:52when they,
04:53when they,
04:54whatever their theme is,
04:56every year when they do
04:57the Titans,
04:58it should cut in
05:00and they should have
05:01Andre there
05:02beating up a fake
05:03court.
05:04No matter what the theme is.
05:05Like,
05:05no matter what the theme is,
05:06it's just,
05:06when they get to the
05:07two Titans games,
05:08they cut off whatever
05:09the theme is
05:10and you drag it
05:11and you know that
05:12that's every year.
05:13Andre has got a fake
05:14court and he is
05:16hitting the dummy.
05:17Yeah,
05:18every year.
05:18And then they get,
05:19they convene back to
05:20what the theme is.
05:22That would be solid.
05:23That would be,
05:23because you know
05:24that's coming every year.
05:25The fake Oilers.
05:26I did like,
05:27was it Reg or John's
05:28from in the loop,
05:29whichever idea it was,
05:31like a,
05:32obviously would be
05:33what you're talking about
05:34with the Titans.
05:35There'd be plenty of plays
05:36to pick from
05:37with a lot of the,
05:38with the in-division opponents.
05:40You know,
05:40the Bengals,
05:41you know,
05:41there'd be some,
05:42but a highlight,
05:43a big monster play
05:44from each time
05:45you've played
05:46those teams in the past
05:48would be cool.
05:49I don't know.
05:50I didn't mind Cushing.
05:51I didn't mind Cushing
05:52beating his forehead
05:52with the helmet again.
05:53I didn't either.
05:54I just thought,
05:55like,
05:55there's a next,
05:56there's a next step
05:57for what.
05:58You're right.
05:59I could see where it looks
06:00like it was kind of
06:00thrown together.
06:01Yeah.
06:02All right.
06:03Last position open
06:03over there and creative.
06:04I don't know, man.
06:06Like we just,
06:07hey,
06:07let's,
06:07let's,
06:08let's,
06:08let's throw up
06:09big ideas,
06:09baby.
06:10I mean,
06:10I'm still,
06:11I'm still waiting
06:11for him just to
06:12invite people
06:13with,
06:13with old jerseys
06:14that don't,
06:15that don't add up
06:16to go in there
06:17and get the new one.
06:18Get that new name
06:18sold on the back,
06:19man.
06:20I mean,
06:20they're changing numbers.
06:21What if you've got
06:21a Kamari Lassiter jersey?
06:24I don't know who's for it now.
06:24What if you've got
06:25a Tank Dale,
06:25what if you've got
06:26a Tank Dale number?
06:26Lassiter's changed it twice.
06:28What if you've got
06:29a Tank Dale
06:29old jersey?
06:31You finna roll in there
06:31with a three on?
06:32Yeah.
06:33Now you got,
06:33you got,
06:34you got to have
06:34a few marks.
06:35Yeah.
06:35I mean,
06:36I think the team
06:37should say,
06:37hey,
06:37y'all roll in here.
06:38We'll just change
06:39the nameplate on the back.
06:41Put those uniforms
06:42back in the trunk.
06:43No,
06:44we're going to change,
06:44we're going to change
06:45the nameplate,
06:46Dre.
06:47We're going to change
06:47the nameplate
06:48so everybody can be
06:48happy here.
06:49So,
06:49they say no.
06:50I think they should do it.
06:51So,
06:52last night.
06:53Uh-oh.
06:54Where's this going?
06:56I,
06:56um,
06:57finished,
06:57uh,
06:58the daughter's,
06:59uh,
06:59softball scrimmage
07:00for her,
07:01uh,
07:02for her,
07:03uh,
07:03all-star team.
07:05And,
07:06uh,
07:06hadn't eaten.
07:07Said,
07:08I'm going to go
07:08and,
07:08uh,
07:09order me up
07:10some Chipotle.
07:12There's a,
07:13there's a nice close
07:14one there in Missouri
07:15City right there.
07:16Bam.
07:16Online orders only.
07:18Here we go.
07:19Let me,
07:19uh,
07:19let me order up
07:20some Chipotle.
07:21Went here,
07:21ordered up my bowl,
07:23said it'll be ready
07:23at 850.
07:24Bet.
07:25Drove up there.
07:27Drove up there.
07:28Mind you,
07:28they have a drive-thru
07:29that is for online,
07:31for online orders only.
07:32Right?
07:33There's,
07:33this isn't a drive-thru
07:34that you can go and order.
07:35It's only online orders.
07:37And you drive-thru,
07:38well,
07:38you order online,
07:39you pick it up,
07:40and you go.
07:41It's quick.
07:43Pulled in.
07:44Hmm.
07:44About 848.
07:46Said,
07:46oh,
07:46wow.
07:47It's about seven cars deep.
07:48All right,
07:49let me slide up in here.
07:50Okay.
07:54Cars come behind me,
07:56and they are,
07:57we're in a situation,
07:58Clint Tyler,
07:59where there is a raised,
08:02uh,
08:04a curb next to us.
08:06You,
08:06you,
08:07you're,
08:07it's basically,
08:08when you're in here,
08:09you're in here.
08:09You're pinned.
08:10You're pinned.
08:10Can't get out.
08:11Especially if somebody pulls in.
08:14Tyler,
08:14I sat in there
08:15on online orders
08:17for an hour
08:18and four minutes
08:20before I got to the front.
08:23An hour
08:24and four minutes
08:25before I got to the front.
08:26I got out multiple times
08:27trying to figure out
08:28what's going on.
08:29I'm looking,
08:29multiple people
08:30trying to get out.
08:31We're like 15,
08:3220 minutes a car right now,
08:34and I am steaming.
08:35Did you say an hour?
08:36Hour and four minutes.
08:3764 minutes.
08:39An hour and four minutes.
08:40That's too many minutes.
08:41Courtney texted me
08:41talking about,
08:42I've watched four episodes
08:44of Ghost
08:44since you have been gone.
08:47I wouldn't have made that.
08:48And Tyler,
08:48I'm ready.
08:49I'm ready.
08:50I've already paid.
08:51So, you know,
08:52I'm not jumping out.
08:53But if I,
08:54I'll be honest with you,
08:55if I could have gotten
08:56out of the line,
08:57I would have gotten
08:57out of the line.
08:58It wasn't worth it.
08:59How many cars
09:00would you have had to move?
09:02Oh,
09:03when it,
09:03when it became,
09:04like,
09:04what the hell's going on?
09:05Probably four.
09:07And there were another
09:08four or five
09:09in front of me.
09:11And so I finally
09:12got to two cars back
09:13at about
09:14the 55 minute mark.
09:1750 minute mark.
09:19And I'm,
09:19I'm ready to go.
09:20I'm,
09:21I'm in the place of,
09:22I'm ready for the
09:23confrontation, Tyler.
09:24I am ready to go.
09:26The lady in front of me,
09:28I got my window up.
09:30All I hear her is saying,
09:31Hey,
09:32look at me.
09:33Look at me
09:34when I'm talking to you.
09:35Do it, lady.
09:37I let my window down.
09:38I said,
09:38let's see what's going on.
09:39She said,
09:39you ain't even going to
09:40look at me.
09:41And she threw something
09:42in that cold French fry,
09:44something in,
09:44in that Chipotle window.
09:46And I thought to myself,
09:47Oh,
09:47she threw it in the window.
09:48Yeah,
09:49she threw it in the window.
09:50She just threw it out of her car.
09:51So I'm in the window and I'm ready to go.
09:53I'm,
09:53I'm the way I was feeling when I went up to that.
09:55When that lady started cussing at that AAU game,
09:57I pull up,
09:58it's my turn.
10:00It's this,
10:01this is really young.
10:03She's about 17,
10:0518 years old,
10:06really young.
10:06She comes right up.
10:07I'm so sorry for your weight.
10:10And I said,
10:10it's okay.
10:11It's okay.
10:12My name's Ron.
10:13My name's Ron.
10:15And she grabs mine.
10:17Mine's sitting right there.
10:18She hands it to me.
10:19She said,
10:19do you want something to drink?
10:20I said,
10:21sure.
10:22Coke zero.
10:22She hands it to me.
10:24And Tyler,
10:24it's,
10:25it's been,
10:25it's probably been sitting up there since 850.
10:27That's what time.
10:27So it's,
10:28it's cold as all get out.
10:31And I said,
10:32has this been just sitting up here?
10:33She said,
10:34I don't know.
10:35They just,
10:35they just brought me over here to handle online.
10:38Oh my God.
10:39So it was all her fault.
10:40I said,
10:41no,
10:42I don't,
10:42I think they just brought her over.
10:43And I just said,
10:44listen,
10:44I know this is,
10:46this probably isn't on you.
10:47I said,
10:48but this is,
10:48this is unacceptable.
10:49This is over an hour.
10:51Like we're on online orders.
10:53You guys got to,
10:53you're better than me,
10:54man.
10:54I'd have,
10:55I'd have pulled out that thing and been gone,
10:56but I guess you were.
10:57That's what I said.
10:58I'm growing.
10:59No,
10:59I didn't,
10:59I didn't,
11:00there's no confrontation.
11:01I didn't go off.
11:01No,
11:02no.
11:02The real growth,
11:03you know where the real growth is.
11:05I did.
11:06I felt like I was deserving of queso and guac.
11:08I felt like I was deserving of something extra.
11:11He didn't hop that curb.
11:13He didn't ask for one thing free because he waited so long.
11:16That's a great point.
11:17That's growth.
11:18That is a great point.
11:19And I,
11:19and I,
11:20and I was ready to go off in my heart.
11:22I was ready.
11:23I was ready.
11:24A young Hispanic gal,
11:25a young Hispanic gal pulled on your heartstrings.
11:27Didn't she?
11:28That's just,
11:28well,
11:28I mean,
11:28and she's nice of you,
11:30bro.
11:30She just got cut smooth out though.
11:32I don't know what she said.
11:33Look at me.
11:35Look at me.
11:36You ain't even going to look at me.
11:37Whatever she threw fire.
11:39I mean,
11:39it went into the window.
11:41Damn,
11:41Karen.
11:42Get down,
11:43Karen.
11:44This wasn't a Karen.
11:46This was a,
11:47this was a Nicoya.
11:53Nicoya with a good arm with a good arm.
11:54I'm going to have that.
11:57You ain't lying,
11:58man.
11:59She played some third base or something.
12:00She fired that.
12:02Whatever that was then,
12:03man,
12:03I was smoking hot.
12:05There was nothing to piss me off more.
12:07I know we got to go to break.
12:08There's nothing to piss me off more.
12:09I had to put my damn food in the microwave when I got home.
12:13And I had lettuce on it.
12:14I got to pick the damn lettuce out.
12:15Made in French.
12:16Oh,
12:17it was hot,
12:17man.
12:18Oh,
12:18it was hot.
12:18It wasn't.
12:19No,
12:21well played.
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