00:00The Miami Dolphins schedule was released.
00:03You guys want to go through this?
00:05We haven't really gone through all the games.
00:06I don't know.
00:07I did it off the air.
00:08I have them at 17-0, but it is going to be a slog.
00:12Wow.
00:13Yeah.
00:14Wow.
00:16That went forward.
00:19They start the season, obviously, we know, against the Raiders.
00:23This stretch here is crazy.
00:26At the 49ers.
00:29Then they host the Chiefs at Minnesota to play the Vikings.
00:35That could be.
00:38Who is it?
00:39Kyler Murray?
00:40Yeah.
00:40Kyler Murray.
00:43But with, what's his name?
00:46That coach makes quarterbacks look good.
00:49Kevin O'Connell?
00:51O'Connell.
00:52Yeah.
00:53He had McCarthy looking good.
00:54O'Connell is a good offensive coach.
00:56Loved him on quarterback, Kirk Cousins, man.
01:00Kirk Cousins would send him those voice memos.
01:02Man, me and DJ were hooting and hollering.
01:06O'Connell went listen to one second of those.
01:08Did you see who the quarterback Netflix season three lineup includes?
01:13Yeah, it's a good lineup.
01:14Cam Ward.
01:15Cam Ward.
01:16That's right.
01:16We'll get to see the behind the scenes of Cam Ward.
01:19Joe Flacco, again, I don't know what they're doing here with Joe Flacco.
01:23So, Jaden Daniels and Baker Mayfield.
01:26Barker's always fun.
01:28You're going to see Baker Mayfield would be fun.
01:30Jaden Daniels, his mom's going to be the story.
01:33Joe Flacco, I know him.
01:37Watching paint dry is not that fun.
01:41So, we'll see how it goes.
01:44Do you call him Barker?
01:45Yeah, Barker.
01:50Barker Mayfield?
01:52Yeah.
01:54Who calls him that?
01:55It was a whole run of commercials when he first got to, was it Tampa or Cleveland?
02:01No, it was Cleveland when he was having success.
02:02And he would go into the stadium and they'd be like, Barker.
02:05Because the dog.
02:06Yeah, Barker.
02:07Oh, yeah.
02:08The dog pound.
02:09Yeah.
02:11And then they play the Bengals.
02:13This one could really go either way.
02:15The Bengals, before week eight, are the worst team in the NFL every single season.
02:19True.
02:19So, maybe the fact that you catch him early.
02:22Yeah.
02:23Who knows?
02:24At home.
02:25Ruro healthy.
02:26Yeah.
02:27Yeah.
02:27They're going to steal one of those games.
02:33Which, are we talking about the same team?
02:35Yeah, I hope you're right.
02:36Are we talking about the Dolphins?
02:37Just a five-game stretch, they steal one game.
02:40This is my narrative for four wins, I'm telling you.
02:43Well, it's the Raiders.
02:44Is that what you're saying?
02:45Like, they'll steal against the Raiders?
02:47Yes.
02:48Because the Raiders are favored.
02:49Yeah, they'll steal one of those games we just talked about.
02:52The bye week is in week six, Crowder.
02:54Is that good?
02:55Do you prefer the early bye week?
02:57Do you care?
02:58No, it's got to be later.
02:59Yeah, later's better.
03:02And then you get the New York Jets after the bye week.
03:06This will be week seven on the road, MetLife Stadium.
03:09They play the Patriots the following week at home.
03:12And then they host the Detroit Lions in Miami.
03:18And then you've got the rematch at Baltimore to face the Colts.
03:23Try to get a little revenge for the ass-kicking that Indy laid on us last season.
03:28Yeah.
03:29No.
03:30No revenge there.
03:34Then you go play the Bills on the road in November.
03:38That'll be November 22nd.
03:40Probably will be snowing that day just based on our luck.
03:44New stadium.
03:44And then, that's right.
03:46That's right.
03:46I'm going to be at the new stadium, which looks badass, by the way.
03:48Yeah.
03:49It does.
03:49Malik Willis ain't scared of the snow, though, like Tua was.
03:52Man, dude, lived in Green Bay.
03:55I sleep under the snow.
03:57He laughs at Buffalo snow.
04:01They'll play the Jets again at home to end November.
04:04And then, once December rolls around, we'll probably all want our misery to be put out by then.
04:11But you go play at Denver the first week of December.
04:16They host.
04:17Yeah.
04:18That's right.
04:19They host the Bears, Hawk.
04:21I'm sure you'll be at that game.
04:22Already got my suite secured.
04:25Do you really?
04:27No invite to us, huh?
04:29Sylvie's coming in.
04:31Bringing his family.
04:33All right.
04:35Give me the suite number.
04:37I'll walk around and holler.
04:38All right.
04:38You're welcome.
04:39I have no more tickets, Solana.
04:43I don't need it.
04:45I'll put my credential request in for December 13th.
04:51Wear my Doonsie jersey.
04:53Can I come?
04:54No.
04:55Yeah, Jim.
04:56You weird around people.
04:58I'm not.
05:00Yeah, a little bit.
05:03Then, the game I'm excited for at Green Bay, December 20th.
05:08That's week 15.
05:09It'll be Malik Willis, Halfley, Sully back at Lambeau Field.
05:17And then, you end the season with the Chargers, two days after Christmas.
05:21It'll be December 27th.
05:23And then, that's right, back in Miami.
05:28And then, you've got Buffalo in the new year, 2027, January 3rd.
05:33And then, the flex game, which obviously won't be flexed, at New England, week 18, to end the season.
05:40One of those last two games might not mean anything to the other team.
05:46And you're still a late game.
05:47You're going to 2027 excited.
05:50You beat the Raiders.
05:51It ain't going to be Green Bay.
05:52If you're thinking, like, Green Bay's not going to let those guys come in there and win.
05:55No.
05:56That's personal.
05:58Buffalo has it locked in.
06:00You beat the Raiders.
06:01You beat the Jets early.
06:02Then, you sneak out one or two in the second half of the season.
06:05We got four and 13, fellas.
06:07Let's get it.
06:08Let's go.
06:10And then, your preseason slate opens up in Washington, August 14th.
06:16That's your first preseason game.
06:18And then, you'll get two at home this season.
06:20You only had one last year.
06:22Hosting.
06:22Game three.
06:23The New York Giants.
06:24You got your suite already?
06:25Or game three as well?
06:27Baby, I'm there in my Tua jersey.
06:29My Tua Aqua.
06:30My 499 Tua Aqua.
06:33That's en route, by the way.
06:35Should be here Tuesday.
06:38Awesome.
06:39Are y'all going to boo Tua?
06:41No.
06:42You're never going to see him in that game.
06:44I mean, when I say zero chance, game three and Tua, zero chance.
06:51What if Pinnock's is starting?
06:54Doesn't matter.
06:55They literally, if you remember last season, game three, all around the NFL,
07:00they were calling up quarterbacks who were never going to play in the NFL,
07:07and then someone worse than that person to play the second half.
07:13You will not see Penix or Tua when they visit the Dolphins for preseason.
07:18Man.
07:19You don't think Tua would want to play that game?
07:20Nope.
07:21No.
07:23Because I guarantee, well, y'all, but as I say y'all, I say the fan base,
07:26I guarantee they'd boo him.
07:28Oh, yeah.
07:30Man.
07:30They hate him.
07:32I think it's more Solanas than us, Hawk.
07:35I don't hate Tua, by the way.
07:37Oh, you're going to throw batteries at him.
07:39You hated Tua for three years.
07:42Five.
07:42It would be funny if Tua only played as a running back in that game.
07:49Like, they only line him up as a running back.
07:51They put him in for one play.
07:54Runs for 28 yards.
07:58Lowers his shoulder.
08:00You can run out of bounds.
08:01He'll run out of bounds.
08:01He'll run out of bounds.
08:02No, he'll run out.
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