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00:02Everyone's all wound up in a wedding dress sewing contest today on Sailor Moon.
00:07But when Nephlight's Black Widow casts her evil web, we get wound up in a completely different way.
00:15Can the Sailor Scouts win the day?
00:18Stay put and find out!
00:33Fighting evil by the moonlight. Winning love by daylight. Never running from a real fight.
00:43She is the one who makes the love move. She will never turn back on a friend.
00:50She is always there to defend. She is the one who we can defend.
00:56She is the one who makes the love move.
01:00Stay the Venus. Stay the Mercury.
01:04Stay the Mars. Stay the Jupiter.
01:07She will seek the powers.
01:09We're so new to her. She is the one who makes the love move.
01:28Fighting evil by the moonlight. Winning love by daylight.
01:35Winning love by daylight. With the saints yet she comes back.
01:38She is the one named Sailor Moon. She is the one named Sailor Moon.
01:44She is the one named Sailor Moon. She is the one Sailor Moon.
02:10And you take your pattern and you draw a line like so to make sure the seam is in the
02:16right place.
02:16Now you can sew it together.
02:21What?
02:22Does anyone have any questions?
02:24Can I have more chocolate fudge please?
02:30Ms. Lambent, you feeling okay?
02:33Mm-hmm.
02:36I thought sewing class was never gonna end. Weren't you just bored to snore?
02:41Gossip update, girls!
02:43Can it, Melvin, unless you want to get mashed into meatloaf!
02:47Oh, but this gossip is sizzling!
02:49My source is telling me that Ms. Lambert's getting married!
02:53That's why she turned into such a space case!
02:57Helen, darling, would you do me the honor of becoming my wife?
03:01Would you? Please? I'll be the happiest man in the world!
03:05Oh, Herbert, of course I'll marry you!
03:13And you want to know the best part? He's a computer salesman! Stupendous, huh?
03:18Yuck, that sounds totally boring! When I get married, it's gonna be to the most wicked cool guy!
03:23I'll have a humongous wedding and an awesome dress! And a chocolate cake that goes to the ceiling!
03:29Oh!
03:35I'll never be able to afford my dream dress on my teacher's salary!
03:39Helen!
03:39Huh? Oh, Patricia!
03:40That's right, it's me! But you've been keeping secrets, Helen! You didn't tell me you and Herbert were getting married!
03:47Hey, word travels fast!
03:48Oh, this fabric is beautiful! It must be fun shopping for your dress! I'll bet you've already got the fabric
03:55all picked out!
03:56No, I'll just buy something simple from a store! All the nice fabrics are too expensive!
04:02Helen, no way! You can't wear just any old dress! This is your wedding! It should be your dream dress!
04:09I mean, come on!
04:10You're the sewing teacher, for goodness sakes, aren't you?
04:13Will you help me then, Patricia?
04:16Of course! I know a discount place with tons of fabric! Come on!
04:30Powers of the Megaverse! I seek your guidance with my new victim!
04:36The school teacher is wasting vast amounts of energy planning her wedding! Precious energy that could be harnessed to release
04:44the Megaverse!
04:45I must capture it! And perhaps I could lure in the Sailor Scouts!
04:55A wedding chapel! Oh! They look so happy!
05:02And now they get to have a totally gigantic party and pig out on cake!
05:05Right here! This contest is going to make my wedding chapel a bundle!
05:09Sew the winning wedding dress and win a trip to Hawaii! All expenses paid!
05:16Oh! That is so romantic! Hawaii's got to be the perfect place for honeymoons!
05:30Oh! What?
05:30That is so romantic!
05:31I am so happy! And lucky too!
05:36I feel like a princess!
05:39Oh! You are right! In your dreams, Serena! I have never even had a date!
05:47That's not fair, only having a contest for women getting married.
05:51Anyone who can sew should be able to enter your contest.
05:54I never said you couldn't, miss.
05:56As long as you marry in my chapel, someday you can enter.
06:00Yes, sign me up.
06:03He doesn't even know I don't have a boyfriend.
06:05Hi, Ray.
06:06What are you here for?
06:07Why wouldn't I be?
06:09Oh, no reason.
06:10It's a free world.
06:12Hey, wait, your mom has a sewing machine, hasn't she?
06:15Why, yeah, getting too big for your uniform.
06:19Very funny.
06:20Ew, don't make that face.
06:22Come on, let's go.
06:24What do you want?
06:27Herbert's always dreamed of Hawaii.
06:30It's so nice to finally meet you, Ray.
06:33Likewise.
06:34What's going on?
06:35So, tell me again how you two met.
06:38I don't seem to remember about that.
06:40Serena came to my grandpa's temple.
06:42We met and it just clicked.
06:43Been friends from the very start.
06:44Yeah, right.
06:46He nearly bashed my head in.
06:48Ah, not the last piece of shortcake, huh?
06:50Serena, go right ahead, dear.
06:53I hope you like it.
06:54Thanks.
06:55It looks good.
06:57Hey, why are you acting so strangely?
06:59He's up to something.
07:02Delicious.
07:03You should enter this cake in a contest.
07:05It's really the best shortcake I've ever had.
07:08Do you mean that?
07:09Uh-huh.
07:09So get to the point, will you, Ray?
07:11Hey, some contests have great prizes.
07:14You can win cars and jewelry and money, and sometimes you can even win trips to Hawaii.
07:19What?
07:19Part of the reason I came here today is because there's this really great contest I want to enter.
07:24But I need help.
07:26I need to sew a wedding dress.
07:28Can you help me?
07:28Sorry, but I don't sew.
07:31Huh?
07:32I don't get it.
07:33What's so funny?
07:35Thanks a lot.
07:36You let me embarrass myself when you know your mom doesn't sew.
07:40Great friend you are.
07:41I forgot.
07:42Besides, it serves you right for trying to sneak behind my back about the wedding dress contest, brat.
07:49Ew!
07:50You take that back!
07:51You're hopeless.
07:52If you spent half as much energy helping me find the moon princess, our mission would be over.
07:58It's ridiculous.
07:59You and Ray have got to stop fighting.
08:02So why are you upset?
08:04Because Ray wants to enter that wedding dress contest and win my trip to Hawaii.
08:09Hey, Serena, you wouldn't want to miss two weeks of school.
08:13Amy, you've got to be kidding.
08:16There's more to life than school, you know?
08:19Anyway, will you help me make a dress, please?
08:21I've got to win that contest.
08:24Okay, okay.
08:24I'll help you out.
08:26Yay!
08:27Oh, I'm going to show that brat, Ray.
08:31Here you go.
08:32I hope you've been paying attention during sewing class because I don't have time to sew, I'm afraid.
08:37Ugh, I knew there was a cat.
08:43Time first to give it back!
08:45Security!
08:46I'm taking this, Pete!
08:48This is mine!
08:49What a total soon!
08:52Oh, how beautiful.
08:54It was made for you.
08:56Oh!
08:57Your wedding dress.
09:00Am I right?
09:01Yes.
09:02It shows?
09:05It's perfect for you.
09:07If I were you, I'd snap it up right away.
09:11Definitely.
09:13Yes.
09:14The quality is just superb.
09:16It's hard to come by fabric like this, and the color will suit you beautifully.
09:21You really must take it.
09:29You look stunning.
09:32I don't care how much it costs.
09:35I'm taking it.
09:44Are you totally nuts, Serena?
09:47You're failing sewing!
09:48I am not, Maul.
09:50I'm just taking my time to learn things, you know?
09:53Yeah, but making a wedding dress has got to be one of the hardest things you can do.
09:58Probably the only person who could help is Miss Lambert, and she's Gaga over her own wedding.
10:04That's how come I'm asking you?
10:06Oh, please, Serena.
10:07I know you better than anyone.
10:09I know what you'll do.
10:11Read your stupid comic books while I do all the work.
10:14Some friend you are.
10:15Come on, Maul.
10:16I'll do all your homework for a week.
10:18Come over!
10:19Maul, I'm desperate for what she is up to.
10:22Who?
10:23What?
10:24Isn't that Miss Lambert's building?
10:26Uh-huh.
10:27Do you think he's the guy?
10:30He's majorly geeky.
10:33It is?
10:33It is him!
10:34Miss Lambert's marrying a goober!
10:38Helen, are you there?
10:41Tell me what I've done wrong.
10:43Why won't you answer my calls?
10:45Helen, can you hear me in there?
10:48It's me, Herbert.
10:50Ow!
10:52Helen, is that you?
10:54You look so different.
10:57But I like it.
10:59Here, these are for you.
11:00I don't want your silly flowers.
11:04Go away.
11:05I don't want to marry you anymore, okay?
11:07You're nothing but a wimpy, bawling, boring little weakling.
11:12So get lost, okay?
11:15It's over, Herbert.
11:17Now go away and stay away.
11:19I've got too many things to do.
11:23Helen, wait!
11:24Poor guy.
11:25She really let him have it.
11:27No kidding.
11:28I've never seen her get that mad before.
11:30Rats, this means her engagement is off now.
11:33So I don't get to sleep in class.
11:36Weird!
11:37I have a feeling the Negaverse is at work here.
11:53Do you think the Negaverse has gotten to Ms. Lambert?
11:57We've got to check all this out right away with Ray and Serena.
12:01Come on, we don't have much time.
12:03I like it here.
12:05It's so peaceful.
12:06Ray!
12:06Ray, come back here!
12:09Give that back now!
12:12We can't make a wedding dress from my sheets!
12:20I said no!
12:22Imagine cutting up my best sheets for a dress!
12:25Grandpa!
12:25Don't argue with me!
12:27You're no fun, Grandpa!
12:29I could win a trip to Hawaii if I win the wedding dress sewing contest!
12:34What part of no don't you understand?
12:36Anyway, do you even know how to sew?
12:39What was that you said about peaceful?
12:42There now!
12:43I'm so sorry for this rude disruption!
12:45Welcome to the Cherry Hill Temple!
12:46How can I help you today?
12:48Have you come to make a wish?
12:50Actually, we're here to see Ray!
12:52Really?
12:52Well, be warned!
12:53She's wigged out over weddings!
12:55She's completely losing it!
13:03All right, the coast is clear!
13:06Not a parental unit in sight!
13:09Ooh, silky!
13:11You'll be perfect!
13:13Perfect for work, Serena!
13:15Why are you sneaking around up here in my bedroom?
13:18And why are you hugging my fine silk curtains?
13:21Speak up, dear!
13:23I need the fabric for an extra credit sewing project I'm doing!
13:27Please, Mom?
13:30Oh, please!
13:31Oh, please give me some credit!
13:32I know all about that wedding dress contest!
13:35You are not going to Hawaii, Serena!
13:37Oh, it's two weeks free!
13:39For even thinking about my curtains!
13:42I'm thinking about grounding you for at least a whole week!
13:44Huh?
13:45Oh, no, Mom!
13:46You've dashed all my dreams!
13:49Dream up some new ones while you clean your room!
13:55It's perfect!
14:03I'm so tired!
14:12Let's keep the line moving, folks!
14:14The wedding dress contest is about to begin!
14:19I'm going to make a bundle!
14:21Those chores I'll be made for later!
14:22I guess your room must be squeaky clean, right, Serena?
14:26Don't worry!
14:26You'll have plenty of time to heal when you get grounded for fucking sewing!
14:32Hooray, stop!
14:33Amy's right!
14:34We've got the Neggerverse to worry about!
14:36Serena, you'll disguise yourself as a contestant and try to find Miss Lambert right away!
14:41Understand?
14:41What?
14:42How can I?
14:43I don't even have a dress!
14:45You've got the Lunar Pen, remember?
14:47Oh, oh, yeah!
14:50Disguise power!
14:52Turn me into a totally gorgeous bride like in the magazines!
15:04Oh, do I look hot or what?
15:07Oh, wow!
15:08What a dress!
15:09I look so totally cool!
15:11Jealous, Ray?
15:12Sabrina!
15:13Remember, we're here on sailor business, nothing else!
15:16Not going in to win!
15:17Yeah, I know!
15:25Ladies and gentlemen, how about a big round of applause for all our beautiful contestants
15:31in our wedding dress contest!
15:35I couldn't find Miss Lambert!
15:37Me neither!
15:38Maybe she didn't come!
15:39Huh?
15:40Thank you!
15:41And now I'll introduce our guest hostess, Zoe Sublime!
15:54That's not Sublime, it's Miss Lambert!
15:57What are you doing?
15:58Where's Miss Sublime?
16:00She's napping!
16:02Huh?
16:03I do believe you are the loveliest bride I've ever laid eyes on, and I've seen plenty!
16:09Not anymore, little man!
16:10You won't be wasting any more energy in all those moronic marriage ceremonies!
16:14From now on, you and all you out there in the audience are investing your energy in a new cause!
16:21You can't resist me!
16:22You measly humans, your energy is mine!
16:37Serena, don't look in her eyes!
16:40Hey, why don't you ever let me enjoy my mess!
16:43They always come at the wrong time!
16:45Yeah, excellent!
16:46Now I can release the Black Widow!
16:49Take them all!
17:10Miss Lambert, you won't get away with this, bug breath!
17:13Really?
17:14Yeah, because I really hate spiders!
17:16Be careful, little fly!
17:18Who are you calling a fly?
17:20That's Black Widow to you!
17:22And who are you?
17:24We are the Sailor Scouts, sworn to defend justice!
17:27And brave brawns and triumph over trash like you!
17:31Hey!
17:32We're not supposed to say that stuff yet!
17:35You, in just a second, we're gonna mush you into Moondust!
17:40Get it?
17:41Moon, prism, power!
17:43Wait!
17:44Hi!
17:55Wait!
18:04Come on!
18:07Wait!
18:19Masculine!
18:21Power!
18:25Power!
18:27Power!
18:39I am Marge!
18:43Mercury!
18:46The Sailor Scout!
18:54No! No!
18:56You're fine now Sailor Moon!
18:59No one has ever escaped my web!
19:02It's so slimy!
19:05Mercury Bubbles!
19:12Blast!
19:16What's happening?
19:17Mars! Fire!
19:23Ignite!
19:27We did it!
19:28Slimy! Get it off! Get it off!
19:30But it's gone!
19:31But it's still still yucky slimy all over!
19:34It's just more to not defeat me!
19:43No!
19:44No!
19:46Just now coworkers!
19:48No!
19:49No!
19:52No!
19:53No!
19:55No!
19:57No!
19:59No!
20:00No!
20:00What am I doing here?
20:12Thank you
20:13Miss Lambert looks so beautiful
20:16I still wish I'd won that trip
20:19But she really deserves it
20:22Maybe if you catch the bouquet, Serena
20:25You can start planning a honeymoon too
20:27That bouquet is mine
20:31It's mine!
20:33It's mine!
20:35It's mine!
20:37I want it!
20:39Amy!
20:42Rat
20:51Yeah, Nephlight's a hot-looking guy
20:53But he is bad to the bone
20:57Ew
20:59So Miss Lambert's fiancée isn't the coolest-looking guy on the block
21:02But he loves her and he makes her happy
21:08You gotta look deeper than looks
21:10See what's inside the person
21:12That's what counts
21:13Right!
21:15I always look for what's inside and you should too
21:20Fighting evil by moonlight
21:23Winning love by daylight
21:27Never running from a real fight
21:30She is the one named Sitter Moon
21:32She will never turn her back on a friend
21:36She is always there to defend
21:39She is the one on who we can defend
21:43She is the one named Sitter Moon
21:46She is the one Sitter Moon
21:49She is one named Sitter Moon
21:49She will never be inside and important
21:49Why may he be so raised in this world
21:49She is the one named Sitter Moon
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