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00:00Hey guys, crew of all the way back. I'm Calvin. I'm Eric. Hey, Rick. And we are here with
00:03Tavi Osama. Love is war. Last episode, uh, they slept together. They did actually sleep
00:13together. And we brought the sheet in front of the town elders. No. No, we didn't. To
00:17find what happened. Just the servants. It's from the Bible. What? Just the servant. Okay.
00:22Yeah. You know, only like 40% of women bleed on their first, the first time. Why do you
00:29in the Bible? It's one of the ways of being able to find, like, infidelity or, hey, this
00:34girl that I married isn't a virgin. They would bring the sheet out in front of the elders,
00:37and if she was, they would stone her to death. Sure, I'm not asking for the story. I'm asking
00:40for the 40%. Well, the 40% thing is what you kind of bring up to being like, man, it
00:44seems
00:44like maybe they killed a lot of innocent girls. I mean, you figure that God would know. That's
00:49been done for years underneath religion. Yeah. Yeah. Like witches. Witches aren't real, yet
00:54we burned so many. So. Not a single one of them was a witch. Some girls have magic spells
01:00over me. I don't know what to say. Maybe they are witches. Let's watch this.
01:11Sharaba. Health! In Hindu mythology, this refers to the battle between Asura demigods and the
01:16king of heaven. Sweet. You know the time you spend crunching right before a deadline? That's
01:21the first meaning. And the second usage. Okay. Is when two people have beef and it's about
01:27to get real. Sharaba. Please eat it, president. No. I think you should be the one to have it.
01:34Oh, is this the beef? Oh. It's both of them. To explain this most dramatic situation, we're
01:40going to have to rewind and go over two separate incidents. Okay. After a thorough inspection
01:44of the scene, Shirogane was deemed innocent, and they handled things like it was. Okay. The way
01:49Kaguya sees it, he took advantage of her by sneaking into her bed while she was vulnerable.
01:53Just, how much advantage did he take, though? And if the answer is none whatsoever, that's
01:58it, we're going to tell. What? I knew it.
02:03He was dragged into Kaguya's bed against his will, and instead of being praised for exercising
02:07total restraint, he's been treated with nothing but hostile words and suspicious looks. Such
02:12heated feelings will grow more intense until they inevitably explode. The cake incident.
02:18What do we have here? Only one slice left. I wish the principal were more considerate.
02:27Well, you go ahead and eat up. I'm fine. Don't need it. No, please have some, president.
02:32I'm the one who doesn't need it. Just cut it so everybody can have a little bit.
02:37It's too small then. I don't have any. Negotiations start off civil enough. But as time passes,
02:45their arguments evolve into something that's less about cake and more about pride.
02:50Stubbornness will be the death of us all. An hour!
02:53Please, just eat the- How are you eating all of them?
02:54Eh, that was like the D-100 fight. Besides, you're just as stubborn, if not more.
02:58This is nothing short of a disaster. I know. I'll get Fujiwawa.
03:04No! You can't have her eat it.
03:06I admit I'm being obstinate, but it's because of something you said to me a long time ago.
03:10And just what, pray tell, that I say to you?
03:12Do you have any hobbies, Shinomiya?
03:15Not that it's any of your business, but no, I don't. Well, there is one thing.
03:20Cake?
03:21I like shortcake.
03:23You see? Your exact words. And I'll remember that face till the day I die.
03:28He remembers.
03:29It's etched in my mind!
03:31It's etched in my mind!
03:33Yeah! La-dee-da!
03:34If you'll excuse me for a second, the tip of my nose is edgy, so I need to scratch it!
03:38Fine! Scratch away, why don't ya?
03:41He remembers.
03:41Yeah.
03:44Well, I've got a story, too, and it's why I want you to have the cake.
03:48Oh, yeah?
03:49It happened at the end of last year!
03:51My family doesn't really do Christmas. I've never even had Christmas cake.
03:55Do you have an idea how sad I was to hear that you don't celebrate Christmas?
03:58Yeah!
03:58La-dee-da!
04:00La-dee-da!
04:01If you'll excuse me for a second, the tip of my nose is edgy, so I need to scratch it!
04:04Scratch all you like! I don't care!
04:09They're both blushing at each other.
04:11Here comes the airplane, you big baby!
04:13No!
04:14Oh, my God.
04:16But I'd be happy if you would say...
04:18You stay off, Genomia!
04:20You stay off!
04:22Um!
04:23Um!
04:24Um!
04:25Same time, Dad!
04:26Deal?
04:27Why not?
04:28Oh, my God.
04:29Oh!
04:31Let's eat.
04:35No!
04:36He up comes and kills him!
04:37Do-do-do-do-do-do-do!
04:40No!
04:41Just come to an agreement!
04:43Die!
04:43Damn it, Fujiwara!
04:45No, don't even...
04:47Damn it!
04:50Results for today's battle?
04:51Kaguya and Shirogane lose.
04:53In front of those.
04:55The culprit.
04:57Hmm, exquisite.
04:58The president.
04:59Specifically, I'd like to know the best way to make up after a fight.
05:02And...
05:04You actually have a boyfriend, Kashiwagi.
05:06So I thought if there were anyone who'd have a possible solution, it'd be you.
05:09You want my take on romance?
05:11Well, not romance per se.
05:14I'm trying to figure out how to make up with a girl after getting into a fight.
05:18So...
05:18I am a romance mastermind.
05:21You're being sarcastic.
05:22Of course.
05:23Thought so.
05:25I've read a lot of romantic comedy, you know.
05:27So there's this girl that I know who came down with a cold.
05:31And while she was sick, a boy came to her house.
05:33He was in bed with her when she came too.
05:36They, uh, pretty much slept together, I assume.
05:40That's terrible!
05:41It's possible that she's the one who initiated.
05:44But she was out of it, so she doesn't remember it, clearly.
05:47I don't care!
05:48It was immoral for him to do it, right?
05:51Right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right?
05:54Oh, man!
05:55This girl has some serious issues.
05:57She has no morals!
05:58She's trouble with a capital T, that's for sure.
06:02If this chick were a character in a typical romantic comedy manga, she would have dark hair and no boobs.
06:06Yes, yes, no.
06:07There's no excuse.
06:09It!
06:10It!
06:10It!
06:10It!
06:10It!
06:10It!
06:10It!
06:11It!
06:12It!
06:12It!
06:13It!
06:14It!
06:14It!
06:16It!
06:16If men are wolves, women are snakes, they get wrapped up in whatever drama they can and end up swallowing
06:20their own tails like horoboros.
06:22And their venom is almost always lethal.
06:24So if you ask me, we pop the brakes.
06:26I'm positive he could have thought of some diplomatic way to leave, but he didn't.
06:33Maybe that's because he didn't want to.
06:35You'd think that the boy would act a little differently, especially around the girl, but it's as if nothing's changed
06:41at all for him.
06:42Ah, I totally feel ya.
06:45They went as far as sleeping in the same bed!
06:47The guy owes her an explanation, it's his responsibility to say how he feels!
06:51Yes, so much yes!
06:52Shut your mouth right now!
06:55So they both said they were sorry?
06:56Then it's as done as an overcooked steak!
06:58What the hell is she dragging it out for?
07:01Want me to give her a talking to?
07:03You say the word and I will, Prez.
07:05Yeah, you won't.
07:06You find out who he is.
07:07No, he won't.
07:08If you're convinced he didn't lay a finger on you, and you don't care one way or the other if
07:13he's up front about his feelings and intentions, then...
07:16I can't tell her that I actually wanted him to put some moves on me.
07:19It's too hypocritical.
07:21I'm sorry.
07:21I know it's Sally, but the fact that he didn't try anything at all makes me feel so unattractive and
07:26angry!
07:26The best way for him to handle it is to give her space, until she cools down.
07:32If he doesn't feel guilty at all, that's that.
07:40Shinomiya, I told you that I didn't lay a finger on you while I was in your bed.
07:44But, the truth is, I did lay one on you.
07:50Alright, so, where did you touch me?
07:54Your lips.
08:01Now we're even.
08:06Hmm.
08:08Oh.
08:09So then, tomorrow you and I are back to normal?
08:13Uh, yeah.
08:21Results for today's battle.
08:23They both win.
08:26What?
08:27Oh!
08:27Yeah, we've seen...
08:30Yeah.
08:31And it's summer vacation starting tomorrow!
08:33Summer vacation?
08:33Yay!
08:35Yay!
08:36Summer vacation plans.
08:38Oh, shit.
08:40Mom, oh, yay!
08:40We had a plan a long time ago, right?
08:42The book where the student council would vacation together was put on hold until now.
08:46If the first attempt at hanging goes well, there's talk of doing this again sometime.
08:50I didn't even get that again.
08:55I didn't even get that again.
08:55That was so good.
08:56Boys will stick with their bros, girls with their girls, and summer vacation...
09:00Are they Smash Brothers?
09:00Are they playing Smash?
09:02Yeah, it looked like Smash.
09:03I think it's not Smash, you know what I mean?
09:05Sure.
09:06We're playing not Smash.
09:07Legally distinct Smash.
09:08Vacation with Shinomiya?
09:10I can't think of anything I'd rather do more.
09:12Did you think we were being serious?
09:16Aw, don't tell me you thought we'd actually go.
09:18You really are quite cute.
09:20I am not cute!
09:22Question, Krujiwata.
09:23Hmm?
09:24Wouldn't you agree that the best time to spread your wings is when there's a summer breeze?
09:28Of course!
09:28It's the season that makes you feel like doing stuff you don't usually do!
09:32Ooh, she took the base.
09:34I'm going to Hawaii for a week!
09:36Huh?
09:38What's the actual hell?
09:40She was more excited about going on a student council trip than any of us!
09:43Kaguya is well aware of how important a nice start to a summer vacation can be.
09:48She's also well aware of what a loose cannon the spacey secretary is.
09:51So she's learned to find peace by emptying her mind and letting go.
09:55Breathing is fun!
09:57Breathing is fun!
09:59You want to do something without Fujiwata?
10:01Gosh, you jumped to that idea so quickly that it's almost like you're glad to have her out of the
10:06way.
10:07My oh my, you really are quite cute.
10:10It's checkmate no matter what!
10:12There's still stuff to do here, though.
10:13Too bad there's no time to do it!
10:15Huh?
10:16We've got to study for our entrance exams, duh!
10:19So much harder crunch time for second years, I bet!
10:21Oh, this girl!
10:22It's futile, President.
10:24The more you try to control her, the more out of control you start to feel.
10:28At times like these, I think about scrumdiddly umptious food!
10:34Hehehehehehe!
10:35Hey, even if it's just once, let's do something fun together.
10:38Ishigami?
10:39Yes.
10:39I know I'm only a first year, but you're a second.
10:42So this summer break might be the only chance to hang out you and I get.
10:47I had no idea.
10:49Alright, Ishigami, let's do something.
10:51You know that festival that happens at the end of the season?
10:54That's amazing!
10:55What happened to crunch time?
10:56Sweet treats, gun games, and the fireworks!
10:59Gun games.
11:00Fireworks?
11:01Fireworks?
11:02Fireworks.
11:03Oh.
11:04Wait a sec.
11:05That day, I'll be in Spain for the tomato festival.
11:08She's not trying to balance crap!
11:10How many trips is she taking?
11:11You can't possibly go if I'm not there!
11:14No, I'm pretty sure we can.
11:15Yeah, you're doing a thing.
11:17You're busy.
11:18Why are you such a mean?
11:20Yay!
11:21Did we go hard to dance?
11:23That's not mean!
11:25You have a great time, I tell you!
11:28You're going to Hawaii without us!
11:30We'd burn your tongue!
11:31That's fine.
11:33Yes, she was in the wrong.
11:35Results for today's battle.
11:37Everyone wins.
11:39Except who you are.
11:40The boys and girls summer vacation story is just an episode of a week.
11:44Nixon!
11:47Oh!
11:49In the process of enlargement!
11:51What?
11:55What was that?
11:56What was that about?
11:57When they're younger, they are, aren't they?
12:00That's true.
12:00Oh, okay.
12:01I get you.
12:01I thought they were like, okay.
12:03That makes sense.
12:04I mean, it could also be that.
12:05You don't know.
12:06Forking a dog.
12:07Whatever.
12:08Yeah.
12:09But I don't know, just to a point, they step around.
12:11There's such a thing as Christmas cake?
12:14That's where you...
12:15I've never had Christmas cake.
12:17You know what I am?
12:19That's years of Christmas cake.
12:20I've been denied.
12:21You've never had cake at Christmas?
12:22Never.
12:23You've never had, like, fruitcake?
12:25Ever?
12:25Oh, gosh, man.
12:26I hate fruitcake.
12:26No, no, not really.
12:27We'd have, like, a Christmas cake.
12:29Christmas cake is a rich, dense fruitcake traditionally packed with soap-dried fruits.
12:34No!
12:34I want a Christmas cake.
12:36You've got spices and alcohol like brandy or sherry.
12:38Yeah, a fruitcake.
12:40I don't like them.
12:41I don't have rum cake.
12:43That's good.
12:44Yeah.
12:45Rum cake is good.
12:46I mean, I should make rum cake.
12:48I have diabetes, man.
12:48I can't have any.
12:49God, I'll make this some rum cake.
12:50Hell yeah, dude.
12:51More.
12:52Yeah, for Christmas?
12:53Yeah.
12:53Okay.
12:54Now.
12:55Dude, now is almost July.
12:56It's Christmas in July.
12:57Yeah, Christmas in July, dude.
12:58Yeah, man.
12:59Hell yeah.
12:59Rum cake.
13:00So exciting.
13:01Thank you, Eric.
13:02I'll burn away the sugar.
13:02That was a great idea, Eric.
13:04It's not right for you to have fun and keep us from having fun.
13:08You're right.
13:08You get to have all that, like, I'll have a Christmas ham.
13:14Yeah, that's not so good at all.
13:17Perfect.
13:17Sugar, sugar, sugar, sugar.
13:18Honey's so damn.
13:19Yeah.
13:19Honey's so damn.
13:21Oh, man.
13:23Honey's so damn.
13:25Well, we went through the first two with it having to do with, like, the forgiving aspect.
13:30It had the cake.
13:31It had the, I want to forgive him.
13:34I want to forgive her.
13:35Whatever kind of thing.
13:37What was it called?
13:38Shirabah?
13:39What was the thing you said again?
13:40Shirabah.
13:41Shirabah.
13:42Yeah.
13:42It's not spelled this way, or at least it wasn't in the subtitle.
13:45It had a Q in it.
13:46Yeah.
13:48I'm pretty sure from what they were saying, it was like a mid-Asian, like, Indian, maybe,
13:55spelling.
13:56Shirabah.
13:57Shirabah.
13:58Yeah.
13:59I love the back and forth of the forgiveness thing.
14:02Yeah.
14:03Like, you have Ishigami who's, like, really pushing, like, a different kind of, like,
14:07outrage of it.
14:08Yeah.
14:08I like the, uh, we have the president being like, yeah, but he could have been more diplomatic
14:13and, you know, turned away.
14:15I could have found another way.
14:17Yeah.
14:17But I didn't want to.
14:18Yeah.
14:19He was in the wrong, and that's...
14:21And I guess we end in the best way it could go, where it's like, well, I didn't do anything.
14:25It's like, well, I did.
14:26And then there, you at least get her one issue of, like, am I not attractive enough that he
14:31didn't want to do anything to me?
14:32It's like, well, I touched your lips.
14:34And it's like, okay, fine.
14:35I'm going to touch your lips.
14:36Now we're even.
14:36Now we move on.
14:37So it's like, it ended the best way it could have ended, I guess, with the whole situation.
14:41I think so.
14:42With them both trying to keep their...
14:46Their...
14:48It's like the most honest they've been with each other.
14:51Well, not even just the competition, but the idea of, like, what was bothering her?
14:56Like, she was upset that he did it.
14:57But then she was upset that he didn't?
14:59I need to hear...
15:00You know what I mean?
15:00I need to hear the narrator say, that's infuriating too.
15:04Yeah.
15:04Because he did it so well.
15:06Where was it?
15:08The infuriating too.
15:10That was in the very beginning then, right?
15:11Yeah, it would be in the beginning whenever she first said, well, he didn't touch me.
15:15That's infuriating too, or whatever.
15:16So, like, after the intro then, right?
15:18I think so.
15:19If the answer is none whatsoever, that's infuriating too.
15:24That's infuriating too.
15:27I like that, and I also like the, um...
15:30What was the other thing later on, like, in the last segment?
15:32Doing it again sometime.
15:34That's the one I was thinking of.
15:35Yeah, I was like, we still do it again sometime.
15:38Yeah, we were talking about the...
15:39Right before Smash Bros.
15:41Yeah, around the Smash Bros part, yeah.
15:43If the first attempt at hanging goes well, there's something to look at the game sometime.
15:49That's what it was.
15:50And then we have Smash Bros.
15:52I mean, it's got the percentages, it has the timer, it has, you know, it's just not Smash Bros.
15:57Yeah.
15:58But it's not Smash Bros.
15:59It doesn't have the characters.
16:00They have the icons of the characters, like, behind the percentages.
16:04Uh-huh.
16:05That's awesome.
16:05They're not playing Smash Bros.
16:08Hell yeah.
16:09Also playing on, what, Pro Controllers?
16:11Yeah.
16:12That's what they are.
16:12They look almost like a weird SNES.
16:14Yeah.
16:15Or it could be those old grips.
16:16Yeah, that's a Switch, and then that's kind of a Smash...
16:19Not a Smash symbol, but...
16:20Isn't that meant to be a Switch on the ground in front of them?
16:22Probably.
16:23Like the dock?
16:25I don't know.
16:26I mean, it kind of has just a cube-y nature, too, though.
16:28I mean, I was thinking, like, the half-circle could be close to the Smash symbol.
16:35Which is kind of, like, off to the side across.
16:38I don't know when Kaguya came out.
16:402019 to 2023 looks like the show release.
16:43Switch was out in 2019?
16:45Yeah.
16:46The first Switch.
16:47The first Switch was out in, like, 2016, right?
16:50Yeah.
16:50I think so.
16:52Breath of the Wild was...
16:53Because you guys all had Switches.
16:552017.
16:55You guys all had Switches when we went to Star Wars Celebration in Orlando.
16:59Well, the next episode, then, we're going to get a trip, a Bethel trip.
17:02Yeah.
17:02Summer vacation.
17:04Fireworks.
17:05With the President.
17:07Yeah.
17:07I'm excited.
17:08Which is what she wanted when she was sick.
17:09She was looking for fireworks.
17:11She was.
17:11I'm liking this continuation.
17:13At the very beginning, I'm like, man, I don't know what we're going to do with this
17:14and how the status quo is going to go with everything.
17:16But now it's like, now we're just telling stories and we just keep going on.
17:19Mm-hmm.
17:19Maybe that's where we get the part two.
17:22Maybe.
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17:27We have a festival that we're going to next time.
17:31So that'll be here next week.
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17:45See you guys there.
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