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00:00Hey guys, Cruel Blind Wave, I'm Eric.
00:02I'm Calvin.
00:02I'm Eric.
00:03And we are back with Naruto Shippuden.
00:06This is episode 357.
00:07If this is your first time showing up in the video,
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00:18Absolutely.
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00:21You can go back and watch from not just this show,
00:23but from Naruto, and you can get super ahead.
00:25Yeah.
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00:29Yeah.
00:30Last time on, we rescued our friend from the belly of a snake.
00:36And then from the belly of a tree.
00:38Yeah.
00:39The belly of a tree.
00:40And then from the grasp of a snake, fucking Donzo.
00:44And now he's a member of the Ambu Black Ops
00:47and is able to not be known as that name,
00:51but we are wondering when does he get his new name?
00:55It's Tenzo.
00:56Yeah.
00:56That name?
00:57The Tenzo name.
00:58Or the Yamato name.
00:59The Yamato name.
00:59What if he's not Yamato?
01:00What if it's all been a big trick and somehow...
01:01I don't know.
01:02That would be crazy if Tenzo Kinoe dies.
01:07And they clone him and make Yamato.
01:09They clone him again and make Yamato with accelerated growth.
01:11So now he's like almost equal age with...
01:14You know what I'm saying?
01:14They do that, but they figure out a way to make him look like...
01:18at the same age and then we've just been seeing...
01:20We don't know that we've been seeing a different one every once in a while.
01:23We've actually seen both.
01:25We could do that.
01:26Maybe.
01:26Maybe there's four.
01:27Who knows?
01:27I mean, they wear masks half the time.
01:29Yeah.
01:30Who would know?
01:31Yeah.
01:31You can't doubt who they are with a mask on.
01:33Yeah.
01:33So we're going to see what this episode is.
01:35If the flashback continued or not.
01:36But I'm excited.
01:38Thanks.
01:46No spoilers, but most of it is blurry.
01:48Thank you, Rob.
01:55Oh.
01:58He upped the blurriness.
02:01Because I could start to tell some of the between.
02:03There was like some swirly stuff that I could tell in the last blurriness, but it...
02:06Now I can't tell.
02:07Yeah, it's too blurry now.
02:09Good.
02:10Is that some guy sprinting right at the camera?
02:12No, just a foot.
02:15It's still sprinting right at the camera.
02:17With like people's faces in the background and shit.
02:19I can see it.
02:20An uchiha-haha.
02:22Shadow of the...
02:25Oh, I thought that was like a knot in it.
02:27Somebody jabbed it.
02:28Conk at him.
02:28Damn it.
02:30Chidori!
02:31As usual, your lightning blade is as brilliant as ever, sir.
02:34This voice changed.
02:35Mm-hmm.
02:35Brilliant.
02:36Oh, look at Kakashi's shoulder.
02:37There's no certain thing as brilliant or inferior in assassination.
02:40By the way, whatever happened with the replacement?
02:43Our team is still short a member.
02:45Hey!
02:46Kakashi!
02:47What's going on?
02:48You look so tired.
02:50Just finish a mission?
02:51Don't be an idiot, guy.
02:53You know that the Anbu aren't allowed to discuss their missions?
02:56You want to join us?
02:57Sorry.
02:57I don't really like sweets.
03:00He's become so anti-social lately.
03:03No!
03:04No way this'll stand!
03:06Kakashi is my lifelong rival!
03:08He has a heart that's completely filled with burning passion!
03:12I guess it's up to me!
03:13It is, buddy.
03:14It is.
03:15Please let me join you.
03:17He's the best thing to help Kakashi!
03:20If I were Kakashi's partner, I could...
03:22Silence!
03:22You simply aren't suited for the awful.
03:27Oh, he crushed him.
03:29Huh?
03:31Oh, no.
03:33Lord Danza, this is perfect!
03:35I'm afraid that you lack it.
03:37Huh?
03:37Lack what?
03:39You lack darkness.
03:43Lack darkness?
03:45Get visiting me.
03:50What have you done?
03:51What have you done?
03:53Um...
03:53Very soon, a new member will be joining your team.
03:57He's an extremely capable shinobi.
04:00Perhaps, but very young.
04:02How young?
04:03Hitachi?
04:03I was going to say, is it Hitachi?
04:05Yes, thank you.
04:06It could be anybody.
04:08It could.
04:09It could be anybody.
04:11I'm starting my new Anbu assignment today.
04:13Hitachi Uchiha.
04:15They say he's only 11.
04:16Wow.
04:17That makes him the youngest Anbu ever.
04:21Everybody showed up to see what he can do.
04:2311, man.
04:25Mm-hmm.
04:26He's competing with young men.
04:28You know?
04:34He's either walking with his eyes closed,
04:36or he's super capable.
04:37You think he's Magooing it?
04:38He's like, fortune.
04:39Oh, Magoo, you've done it again.
04:42We wanted to make sure he had the skills to be one of us.
04:45Since he's so young...
04:46What, no flinching?
04:47That's a skill?
04:53He can hit every single target,
04:55including the one behind the rock.
04:57Yep.
04:57I started my duties today.
05:00Is that so?
05:02That's my boy.
05:03But there's one thing you must never forget.
05:06That even more than being a Leaf Anbu,
05:09you're first and foremost an Uchiha.
05:12It's essential that our clan have one of its own inside the Anbu.
05:15I am counting on you, Hitachi.
05:18The Leaf ordered the Uchiha clan outside the village.
05:21But the Leaf also granted them the ability to govern themselves.
05:26Therefore, we need our own set of eyes and ears there.
05:31I'm counting on you, Hitachi.
05:36Poor little year old being double-agented and all this.
05:39As Hokage, when I assign a mission, it's an official one.
05:44However, I cannot ignore Danzo's view that there is an underside to this mission.
05:49On the surface, it's a diplomatic mission.
05:52We'll be exchanging intel with the Hanya Black Ops of the Land of Woods at the border.
05:57The Anbu will secretly guard the team that's on the official mission.
06:01When the enemy turns on the team and attacks, kill them.
06:05Leave no survivors.
06:07Kakashi, I recognize your worth as an Anbu.
06:10You possess all the right qualities, especially the one called Darkness.
06:15It presented me.
06:17It's a covert exchange with the Land of Woods' Hanya Black Ops.
06:21The Hidden Leaf will hand them this scroll.
06:24To their tertial rest.
06:25And in turn, you will accept a scroll from them.
06:28It's a cooking pot warlock.
06:30Presently, there are no hostilities between us and the Land of Woods.
06:33But we cannot be certain it will remain so.
06:36Be very careful.
06:38I heard it's just Captain Kakashi and you.
06:40Watch your back.
06:42Why is that?
06:44If it's for a mission, the captain won't hesitate to kill a comrade.
06:47Is this because of the rain?
06:49I would guess so.
06:51And that story's just followed him?
06:52Yep.
06:53I wonder how many times the missions we've seen on them have also been a dispatch in the back.
06:56You are a godsend on long-distance missions like this one, Mr. Kosuke.
07:00The captain, is it wise to have a fire out in the open like this?
07:04Aren't we announcing our presence?
07:06I love that voice.
07:07I'm like Kakashi.
07:09My hunch tells me this mission's really a provocation to clear up whether they're friend or foe.
07:14Impressive.
07:15Fishes in dungeons.
07:16He's only been told the superficial facts of the mission, but he's figured out its true purpose.
07:22Food pills.
07:23Oh.
07:24That's like poo.
07:25It does look like poo.
07:26In milk duds.
07:27You know, cat poop is extremely high in protein.
07:31Can Chelsea get like a disease from it?
07:33Yeah.
07:33Milk duds?
07:34Yeah.
07:35Eventually.
07:38Eventually you could get a milk duds disease, yes?
07:42All right.
07:44Whoa.
07:45Are you with the land of woods, Hanya, Black Ops?
07:47Indeed we are.
07:50There's no mistake.
07:54Explosion.
07:57You dicks.
07:58We're supposed to exchange scrolls, not fire.
08:02She got it right in their face.
08:04Get him!
08:06Captain Bay.
08:08They planned the betrayals from the start.
08:11We'll take over.
08:12Earth Style!
08:13Rock the laps!
08:16Chris, try hit him!
08:17Wood Style!
08:19We don't have Wood Style, right?
08:20Earth Style works!
08:21Oh, fuck.
08:21You're right.
08:22Hey!
08:23Earth Style works!
08:24He's got doggies on it.
08:25Dog wall.
08:26You go too.
08:27Like I'd ever turn my back on a mission.
08:29Get on with it!
08:30Yeah, if you're fighting, he's fighting.
08:32That's just how it's gonna happen.
08:33Yeah.
08:33He would never let you get away with taking all the glory.
08:36Hey, dinner, take 15 to closing!
08:39Open it!
08:40Ha ha ha ha!
08:43All that was just Taijutsu.
08:45Admire him later.
08:47Ha ha ha ha ha!
08:51Fire him, his youth!
08:53It's coming out of his face.
08:57Jynari!
09:01Jeez, jeez, you-
09:03Sword did not help you guys.
09:06Oh, God!
09:17You don't have the darkness.
09:26He's gonna live in your room.
09:37Do you ever feel doubt about using a power that wasn't your own to begin with?
09:41I've never thought about it quite that way.
09:43This Sharingan was entrusted to me by a friend.
09:47I get why you told me that the Anbu isn't suited for me.
09:51I understand.
09:52But that's not all!
09:54Because I don't believe that Kakashi is suited for the Anbu either!
10:00It's a swing!
10:02He's near the swing!
10:04He is.
10:05Guess what, Big Brother?
10:06Today, my sensei at the academy complimented me.
10:12He seems so happy.
10:14Yeah.
10:15He was.
10:15My son Itachi has joined the Anbu.
10:18Close proximity to the Hokage and top officials will mean access to more information.
10:24It's my belief that the Uchiha clan's choices will forge the future of the entire hidden belief.
10:37That's the thing that tells you to kill a friend and you get more power.
10:47Yeah, I think we can do something like that, right?
10:49When we're not done with our flashbacks, now we brought Itachi into it.
10:52Yeah.
10:53We're just gonna start over from the more beginner.
10:56He has the deepest voice of an 11-year-old ever's at.
10:59Yeah.
11:01Imagine being 11 and that's your voice.
11:04Sasuke.
11:04I'm here to pick you up.
11:05I haven't even gone through a puberty.
11:07Big Brother!
11:08Let's go.
11:10Yeah.
11:14What's Sasuke?
11:15Is he like five or six?
11:17Yeah, I would say so.
11:19Uh, they mentioned that Naruto was four last episode.
11:23Some time has passed.
11:24So maybe six.
11:25And Kanan's 11.
11:27Yeah.
11:28Yeah.
11:29That would be the age of Itachi.
11:30Mm-hmm.
11:31Doing these missions.
11:32Yeah.
11:32But he doesn't sound like this.
11:34No.
11:35What'd you call him the other day?
11:37He's still got a squeaky voice or whatever?
11:39He still has a squeaky voice, yeah.
11:40Yeah.
11:40But yeah, I wasn't out there killing, you know, neutralized people on the ground as
11:47a child soldier.
11:48I did like that, like, Guy-sensei doesn't have the darkness in him.
11:52No.
11:52So he can't be on Buu.
11:53Yeah.
11:53But I like Guy being like, neither does Kakashi.
11:55Yeah, I like that too.
11:56That's not who he is.
11:57He's like a defense of his friend.
11:59Yeah.
11:59I saw what he does.
12:01That's not a Kakashi joke.
12:02That's not a Kakashi.
12:02He needs to be doing something different.
12:03Kakashi is just, he's in darkness, but he is not of the darkness.
12:08Yeah.
12:08Yeah.
12:08He's just lonely in there.
12:10Like he's very capable, which serves him in the Anbu, but doing the dark stuff like
12:16that.
12:17Yeah.
12:17Like that just eats away at his soul.
12:18More like the darkness has kind of like got him trapped inside some kind of like jail
12:23or something, you know?
12:24Yeah.
12:24Something with, some kind of prison.
12:27Yeah.
12:27Like it's imprisoning him or something.
12:29Yeah.
12:29Yeah.
12:30The darkness is imprisoning.
12:32Him.
12:34They do this to me.
12:36They imprison me in my own head.
12:38I can only hear myself singing in Metallica.
12:42I don't even hear James Hetfield anymore.
12:45Ah.
12:46Just a copy on a copy.
12:49The Uchiha.
12:50I mean, they, they were right.
12:51I mean, in terms of like, yeah, it seems like the leadership's kind of shaky and they're
12:56not really, you know, they're just drawing in that, and then we should be in charge.
13:01You know?
13:02Sure.
13:02Well.
13:02And isn't that what the leaf also said was that the Uchiha were planning to take over
13:06the leaf?
13:07And that's why they wanted to have something because like, we don't make moves.
13:09They're going to do something.
13:10And like, sure.
13:11Yeah.
13:12Everybody is saying that everybody else is screwing up and being like, you know who wouldn't screw
13:15up?
13:15Me.
13:16And then everybody screws up.
13:19Yeah.
13:19Who wouldn't screw up?
13:20If Dante was dead, then no one would screw up.
13:22Everything would be better.
13:24Yeah.
13:24Everything would most likely be a lot better.
13:28I didn't personally read the Uchiha.
13:32I can't remember what his name is.
13:35Itachi.
13:36Itachi's dad.
13:37Oh.
13:38Papachia.
13:40Papachia.
13:41Yeah.
13:41I didn't read Papachia's speech as being like, we're going to take over.
13:46I just felt like, okay, with this knowledge, then we can help guide the leaf village.
13:52Fugaku.
13:53Fugaku.
13:54Yeah.
13:54He had a line that was like, the Uchiha must be the ones to steer or at least to help
14:01steer.
14:01To help guide the leaf.
14:03Yeah.
14:04Or primarily guide.
14:05It was something like that where it's like, look, everybody has like one hand on the steering
14:09wheel.
14:10What if we put two?
14:11It's kind of how I felt about it, but I don't know.
14:13Sure.
14:14But they also, you know, they're charged with defending, so they have that natural separation.
14:19So I guess it is easy to see them as an other if they're just outside the village like that.
14:24Sure.
14:25I don't know if I've ever really clocked that information.
14:27I think it's been said.
14:28It has been said.
14:29Like they were kept cloistered away because they were the police force, like the law enforcement
14:34for the village.
14:36Yeah.
14:37Yeah.
14:37As well as providing like security and stuff.
14:41Mm-hmm.
14:41They were like prestigious.
14:43Mm-hmm.
14:44But, yeah.
14:45Just an entire family clan of people that are forced to stay outside the village walls.
14:52And then, yeah.
14:53It just so easily becomes like them versus us.
14:56Yep.
14:57It's stupid.
14:59I don't...
14:59I don't...
14:59It's already like Danzo versus Hokage kind of thing, you know?
15:03Like I don't fully understand the purpose of keeping the Uchiha out.
15:09Versus embracing them?
15:10Versus just, yeah.
15:11Them being...
15:11It's an Uchiha versus Mambu back option.
15:13Yeah.
15:13Like a regular part of the village.
15:15I guess Itachi's like the first one.
15:17Like they just...
15:18Right?
15:18That's what they're saying is like him being there will give us more ideas and guidance
15:22of what's going on.
15:22But like it's...
15:23Yeah, there's no other Uchihas in the Mambu.
15:26It's a rare occurrence to having an Uchiha in there.
15:28They...
15:29I don't know.
15:30I mean, this is a good step, but...
15:32Danzo has other plans for them, you know?
15:33Yeah.
15:34I always thought that they still...
15:37I mean, they do fall under the umbrella of the leaf, but they mentioned here, like
15:40they specifically govern themselves as well.
15:42Yeah.
15:44Well, it's...
15:45What is it?
15:46Like, uh...
15:47Like the United States has protectorates, like the Philippines and Puerto Rico and stuff
15:54like that where...
15:55Guam.
15:56Guam.
15:58Where...
15:58Sure, they like self-govern, but we have like dominion over them.
16:02So they don't get any of the benefits of being part of the United States.
16:07They get all the weaknesses.
16:08But we do.
16:09Oh, okay.
16:10The...
16:11The contiguous United States do.
16:14It's just kind of a shitty situation.
16:17Opposite a daywalker.
16:18Yeah.
16:19It reminds me of a vampire, but like, you get all the weaknesses of humanity and vampires.
16:23And none of the stanks.
16:25Yeah.
16:25And both.
16:26I was like, oh man, I have to sleep.
16:28But I can't sleep during the day.
16:33Okay.
16:34Yeah.
16:35Yeah.
16:35Like this book might finish the flashbacks.
16:37Holy shit.
16:38You know?
16:38How...
16:39Was that your first book?
16:40That's my second book.
16:41That's your second book.
16:42Yeah, I'm on my second book of this.
16:43Mm-hmm.
16:44So...
16:44I think I had two more.
16:46I think so.
16:46I think I gave you my book at least.
16:48Yeah, but I have two more that look just like this.
16:50No, we were each given one of those, right?
16:53Well, I think they sent four in that idea, but I think we split up like all the same ones
16:57to each of us.
16:57Yeah.
16:58So we didn't get confused.
16:59So you had like...
17:00You had something, but your Naruto one...
17:01He has four something, you have four something.
17:03Something else.
17:03All of mine were Sasuke ones, and all of Eric's were whatever.
17:06And then he just used that stuff.
17:08Anyway.
17:08Yeah.
17:09Darkness!
17:11Guys, thank you so much for watching.
17:12We hope you enjoyed Naruto Shippuden as I approach the second book that I filled out.
17:18Make sure you guys subscribe, because we have more.
17:20And I'll get into a third book, I'm sure.
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17:28I don't know the exact number, but we are releasing two episodes every week.
17:32Two every week!
17:33Oh.
17:34Right, Eric?
17:35What?
17:36Where'd I go?
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