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00:00Hey guys, Crow Blonde Wave. I'm Eric.
00:02Maren.
00:03Calvin.
00:04And we're back with Kaguya-sama.
00:07Last time on, we met the treasurer of the student council, Ishigami.
00:14Ishigami.
00:14I believe.
00:15Yep.
00:16We did meet Ishigami.
00:18And he is deathly afraid of Kaguya.
00:22Wants to quit?
00:23Yep.
00:24In his first appearance, he lost.
00:25Afeard for his life.
00:27Mm-hmm.
00:29And then we had him again later on when they were going through the, what was it, like
00:36a magazine test or something like that, too, right?
00:38Yeah.
00:38And then he found out that he actually loves her.
00:42Yeah.
00:43Like, oh, that's what I think about in his dark alley?
00:48So, I don't know if we're going to have him more or less or what, but...
00:52He said, I'm going home.
00:53I want to die.
00:54So hopefully he wasn't serious.
00:55Oh, shit, yeah, at the very end we had that, oh, that real dark, like, oh.
01:00Okay, I hope he's doing it again.
01:02Yeah.
01:02Hopefully.
01:08I love the way this singer sings.
01:10Like, on the last three, Love is Wars, the first of the last three, I love the way he says
01:15Love is Wars.
01:17Right there.
01:18Love is Wars.
01:19You need more romantic advice, huh?
01:23This guy.
01:23I'm in real big trouble with my relationship.
01:26What does this love expert even mean?
01:28How did a virgin like me get that title?
01:30If there was a certification test, I doubt they'd even let me take it.
01:33The girlfriend, the girlfriend, the girlfriend should be giving the advice here.
01:36It's her hand.
01:37I want to hold her hand.
01:41It's hard to believe, but we've been going out for a whole month.
01:44So tell me, Prez, how does a guy instigate a handhold?
01:48Ask a friend that, not the president.
01:51Ah, yes.
01:53Holding hands.
01:54Even I can help with handholding.
01:55It's barely an A in the ABCs of love.
01:58The ABCs of love.
02:00A is kissing.
02:01B is petting.
02:02And C indicates you got some.
02:06Wait, what?
02:07You got some.
02:09But he's still pretty much at the base of the stairs next to Shinogune, the virgin.
02:14The virgin.
02:15Hard cut.
02:16First, rent a cruiser and take her out to sea to watch the sunset.
02:19But I can't rent a cruiser.
02:21I don't have that kind of money.
02:23You don't?
02:24Well, then get a job.
02:28You can rent a small one.
02:302,000 yen tops.
02:31But don't I need a license to pilot a boat?
02:33A small boat license, yes.
02:36They're easy to get, and you never know when you might need one.
02:39I love that he has one.
02:41You can get one by taking a three-day course.
02:43Oh my gosh, that's so much work.
02:45100,000 yen?
02:47That's so much work just to hold her hand.
02:49My palms get sweaty like you wouldn't believe.
02:51Sounds like a case of palmer hyperhidrosis.
02:55You need surgery to fix that.
02:56What?
02:58Surgeries are bound to be expensive.
03:01That's why you need a job.
03:05He lit his thumb on fire.
03:08He struck it like a match.
03:10Guess that settles it.
03:13Getting a job is key to everything.
03:15You don't have to hold a job to hold someone's hand.
03:17It's almost summer, and the place I work at happens to be hiring.
03:21Please don't actually let him suck you up into this nonsense.
03:24With the cost of the boat, license, and surgery,
03:26we're looking at about 200,000 yen.
03:28And surgery?
03:30And then you can hold her hand.
03:31It should be a fun summer vacation.
03:33It should be a fun summer vacation.
03:35I can't wait.
03:37Oh, this is bad.
03:38The only thing he wants to do with his summer break is work.
03:41I can arrange an interview.
03:43My magnifying glass runs cherry light.
03:45Chica!
03:45It can sprout love a mile away.
03:48If mom's the topic, you better believe I'm going to be here for it.
03:51Is she Nomiya?
03:52Leave me alone.
03:53I'm not a detective of anything.
03:56What's with the hat, then?
03:57Uh, holding hands is as basic as it gets.
04:00I'm sincerely failing to see the problem.
04:02Well, he has to overcome certain psychological hurdles to reach his goal.
04:06I'm disappointed.
04:07Why so apathetic all of a sudden?
04:09Because the only piece of advice he needs is to do his best.
04:12Being nervous and embarrassed about his gross, sweaty hands is perfectly normal,
04:16but he has to persevere no matter what.
04:20He'll be glad he pushed himself to do it when they finally hold hands.
04:24You just wait and see.
04:25It's the fact that he takes courage that makes the gesture meaningful in the first place.
04:29All right?
04:31Mull it over, why don't you?
04:33You're saying all it takes is willpower?
04:36But, what about a job?
04:44While on a date with Kashiwagi, he succeeded in holding her hand.
04:50Results for today's battle.
04:52Shinogune loses his work.
04:54No.
04:54Maybe Shinomiya would want a job.
04:56Yeah, right.
04:57Come on.
05:00What? Who's that?
05:01What's that?
05:02School clubs are a huge waste of all of our time.
05:07Someone that actually liked him?
05:09Without them, students would have more free time and walk down a rebellious path.
05:15Juvie, suspension, problems at home.
05:17Not to mention the pregnancies and draining of resources.
05:21There are two social pyramids at Shushin Academy, but not those guys.
05:25One is based on family lineage.
05:27Be their parents, hospital directors, or big shot CEOs,
05:2999% of students come from families that are loaded.
05:33Ha, ha, ha, loaded.
05:35Then there's the second pyramid,
05:37AKA, the club cast system.
05:40You could be the worst player on a team,
05:42but as long as you're a member,
05:44you still get popularity points.
05:46That sounds good.
05:46The ones who joined solely so they could play around with their buddies and goof off.
05:51There's a special place in hell for guys like that.
05:54I wish they would all die.
05:57And Ishigami's gone off on another anti-youth rant.
06:00If the recent recession, donations are unfortunately down.
06:03We'll have to cut expenses wherever we can.
06:06Let's slash the soccer club's budget for starters, yeah.
06:09Most of the members have girlfriends.
06:10That's your reason?
06:11We should dock 50,000 yen for girlfriends.
06:14That's so much!
06:15Happiness is priceless and they've been hoarding it.
06:18Just because they already have girlfriends.
06:21Hey, cutie.
06:22Do you have a game this Sunday or are you free?
06:24I want to go somewhere since it's been a while.
06:27No game, but we still have practice.
06:29What?
06:31What the heck are you crying for?
06:33I could forgive those guys for a happy girlfriend.
06:36But if you have a girlfriend, you'd better take her out!
06:38Don't devote every day to sports!
06:40Would people like me have nothing?
06:44Hey, your extensive knowledge about computers isn't nothing?
06:47That's the one compliment people give to nerds.
06:50I believe Fujiwara belongs to the tabletop game club.
06:53Makes sense.
06:54She likes those kinds of things.
06:57Archery.
06:58Cool.
06:59Mm-hmm.
07:00That's really fitting for someone like her.
07:02Huh?
07:02Pulling the string back is a problem if you have big boobs.
07:05She's as flat as me.
07:07Is she coming?
07:07You know what I'm saying?
07:08I'm behind you!
07:09No!
07:10There she comes.
07:11There she comes.
07:12Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
07:12She's dead.
07:13Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
07:15Just imagine what it was like the day Fujiwara tried archery.
07:18They must have been all over the place since you know she's got to be way above a D-cup.
07:22Stop, man.
07:24Come on, imagine it.
07:24Now they're both there!
07:26Ha ha ha ha ha!
07:27Jesus Christ, man.
07:33Oh no!
07:34Oh no!
07:35Oh no!
07:37Oh no!
07:37Oh no!
07:39Shit.
07:39Wait.
07:40Oh!
07:42Smash bro!
07:43Shhh!
07:44Shhh!
07:44Fujiwara's nice.
07:45So give him some time, she'll come to forgive you.
07:48Someone less merciful might hold this against you until you died.
07:51Or longer.
07:53Or longer.
07:55Or longer.
08:21Because we're constantly buying new games and spending money like nobody's business.
08:25That's a bad thing.
08:27So, do I make a club any...
08:28So?
08:29Spending money like nobody's business.
08:31The truth is, I don't really have time to join a club.
08:35But being the rope in this tug-of-war is kinda fun.
08:38Results for today's battle.
08:40Shirogane wins.
08:42He still took off running with my dad's shoe in his mouth.
08:44I don't think I've ever seen dad run so fast.
08:47He was like, THAT'S NOT A KILL TOY!
08:49I laughed so hard my sides started to hurt.
08:52It's silly.
08:54But I absolutely love to see you laugh.
08:57It's nice.
08:58What?
08:59Just where did that come from?
09:00When we were in middle school, they called you Kageya the Ice Princess.
09:04It was like you were frozen in your own little world.
09:06You're looking at me.
09:07I'd prefer if you didn't.
09:09What?
09:10You were looking at me first.
09:12Meetings were as comfortable as sitting on a bed of thorns.
09:15Oh, yes.
09:17Fujiwara was the only one who stayed by my side despite that.
09:21One day I want to see you laugh so hard that your sides start hurting.
09:24It'd be a dream come true.
09:27You know I'd never let myself lose that much control.
09:30Paisu's wiener trick!
09:32The what?
09:34The wiener trick.
09:35Did you swallow down the wrong tube or what?
09:36No, I'm fine.
09:38But then he has this really weird wiener.
09:40I don't think you were listening.
09:41It's hard to explain, but his wiener kind of tilts to the left.
09:44If you can picture that.
09:46Ooh.
09:47Ooh.
09:48She bet that was funny.
09:50Why am I laughing when I hear the word meaner?
09:53Dirty joke.
09:56Her urban dictionary consists only of words and phrases elementary kids know.
10:01Mmm.
10:04She can't take it.
10:05She is at the stage where kids laugh at words like wiener and boobs.
10:08It's a face everyone goes through.
10:11One day I want to see you laugh so hard that you're inside start hurting.
10:13How despicable would it be to make her dream come true because of a wiener?
10:23She figured it out.
10:26She did.
10:28She broke.
10:29Please have mercy on me and stop saying that.
10:32You're laughing hysterically just like I wanted.
10:37Wishes do come true.
10:39Well.
10:40Not always.
10:42Name's Willy.
10:43When her parents ticklish.
10:44Does she stop tickling when asked?
10:46Of course not.
10:46Of course not.
11:01Oh no.
11:02No.
11:02What do you call those cute dogs with weirdly long bodies?
11:05Dog sex, right?
11:07They're wiener dogs.
11:08Mm-hmm.
11:09I have to stop him from saying it.
11:11Every act of self-respect I have hinges upon this.
11:14Oh.
11:14Aren't they called wiener?
11:15They're sausage dogs.
11:17That's a common term in the U.S.
11:21Sausage dogs.
11:23What's another word for hot dog?
11:25Wee.
11:25Frankfurter.
11:26Hot dogs came from Frankfurt, Germany, making that the most acceptable name.
11:30No fair.
11:30I can't think of anything else.
11:33I evaded her every assault and kept the president from saying the w word.
11:36The w word.
11:37I just wanted him to give me the wiener.
11:39Is that too much to ask?
11:40Huh?
11:41But you had to find it every time he came the time you stick close to letting it out, didn't
11:45you?
11:47I just wanted him to give me the wiener.
11:50Dirty perverts, the both of you.
11:52You're not like Fujiwara, I swear.
11:55I'm not like Fujiwara.
11:58Oh my goodness.
12:04No.
12:23Whos you are as the wiener?
12:26So who ended up with it?
12:29No.
12:31oh my gosh
12:34that's my favorite one so far
12:36wow
12:39I should have
12:40I wasn't expecting so much wiener in this show
12:45they said love is war
12:47I didn't know that it was going to be
12:50I thought the end there
12:51when she was like down on the ground
12:52she was going to go down and actually say something really nice
12:55and she just goes wiener
12:57and they got me again
12:58she has to be a wiener of the war Calvin
13:03she's the wiener
13:05wow that's
13:06crazy that must be they must have had
13:08so much fun filming
13:11or recording the audio for this
13:12that ending part too is like you must have had a wiener
13:14or two slip past your lips
13:16I won't let my mouth be so dirty
13:19how many more wieners will you make me
13:20endure stop it
13:21I just wanted him to give me the wiener
13:24I just wanted him to give me the wiener
13:26and you stopped him
13:28dirty parents
13:29oh that's funny
13:31I'm not like her
13:32I'm not like her
13:34I love it
13:34I love because she's so sheltered
13:37she's hit this phase a little bit later
13:39well we had that with the one episode right
13:41with the uh
13:42the first time
13:43first time thing
13:44she's like what do you mean
13:45you have a sister
13:49what's your parents
13:51an aunt
13:52I don't know what all she said
13:55oh I like doing it with the dog
14:04that was funny
14:05I like that
14:05so they have an ABC method
14:07of love
14:08I suppose so
14:09ABC's of love
14:10A is kissing
14:11they said B was petting
14:13and did they say C is got some D
14:15is that what they said
14:16go back
14:17is that right
14:18it was something like that
14:20and C indicates you got some D
14:23hey dude
14:24yeah
14:25I thought so
14:26I was like
14:27and C means you got some D
14:30I just love the way they did that
14:31the little cartoon illustrations
14:32are so funny
14:32and like people behind
14:35going like this
14:35yeah
14:36for the petting thing
14:37but it's a barometer
14:38of the pressure
14:39that it comes with
14:41right
14:41like you're pressured
14:43to do those things
14:45so that's what they're saying
14:46like the anxiety
14:47of
14:49you know
14:50like
14:50I feel like
14:51the hand holding thing
14:52I kind of just
14:52brushed by
14:53I never really appreciated
14:54any anxiety
14:55to come with it
14:56oh really
14:56yeah
14:56I was broken up
14:57because I grabbed someone's hand
15:00goodness
15:01yeah
15:01dated for like
15:03two months
15:03three months
15:04something like that
15:05and then we grabbed hands
15:07after like
15:07two
15:07two and a half months
15:08or whatever it was
15:09and then she broke up with it
15:10because it was moving too fast
15:12I don't know
15:13didn't make sense to me
15:15and I dated someone else
15:16for like a year
15:19and then I got back with her
15:20and now we're married
15:24I don't know why
15:25I freaked out Melanie
15:26when I grabbed her hand
15:27I don't know
15:27I remember it was in the hallway
15:28at high school
15:29gotcha
15:29and then it was like
15:30the next
15:31I don't know
15:31it was within a week
15:32she broke up
15:33and I was like
15:34what we did with holding hands
15:35what happened
15:36I don't know
15:37I don't know
15:37freaked her out
15:38I don't know
15:39gotcha
15:39okay
15:39I don't know what happened
15:40it was like sophomore year
15:43so I remember hand holding
15:45me like
15:45okay
15:46do this
15:46did you hold like this
15:48or like this
15:49I don't remember that
15:50probably not
15:50probably not interlocked
15:51yeah
15:52that seems
15:53more
15:54planned and intrusive
15:55because I've
15:56I've heard
15:57that there's this thing
15:58it's like
15:59dumb
16:00but it's like
16:02the psychology of hand holding
16:04like
16:06when you hold like this
16:07this is like
16:08friends hold hands like this
16:10but when you hold hands like this
16:11that means
16:12you're lovers
16:14so maybe
16:15I love myself
16:16that was like
16:17a signal to her
16:19not right now
16:19back then
16:21weird
16:22uh maybe
16:23yeah
16:24I don't know
16:25it's another one of those like
16:27magazine quiz
16:28like
16:28I don't remember how we did it
16:30or whatever
16:31but yeah
16:31anybody's looking for a move
16:33always had a good move
16:33was the uh
16:34the class look like
16:35what's this
16:37oh
16:39okay
16:40well this is a
16:40this is one of my shoulders
16:42yeah but
16:43it's like
16:43I get what you mean
16:44I get what you mean
16:45what's the classic handheld move
16:46compare your hand sizes
16:48that's how you
16:49you get in there
16:49and you just transition
16:50to handle it
16:52hmm
16:53how's that
16:54it feels like you have to like
16:55trap him
16:56well
16:56cause it tends to
16:57like
16:57like this
16:58and then
16:59and then you just don't let go
17:00you're talking
17:00and now we have to walk
17:01different directions
17:03I'm not gonna do my moves on you
17:05I don't think this works very well
17:06I don't wanna ruin our dynamic
17:07I don't like you're falling in love with me
17:09however else I would show you
17:10how I would do it
17:11but then how do you
17:13what do you do then
17:14you just
17:15you're here now
17:16like what do you
17:17what's your next move
17:18like exactly
17:19put your fingers together
17:20of course that's what I do
17:21like this
17:22and
17:23spread your fingers
17:24and put one set through
17:26but keeping the other straight
17:29and then you're supposed to be able to like
17:30grab like this
17:32what
17:32it's a tiktok thing
17:33and you
17:34what
17:36goodness Calvin
17:37you're trapped
17:39I don't know
17:39I'm just like
17:40yeah
17:40you could do that
17:41it's like
17:41you hold your hands
17:42but then
17:42I don't know
17:43what your next move is
17:43it's like the wall slam
17:44the wall slam
17:45it's like that
17:46where you like
17:47have somebody do that
17:48and then you grab their hands
17:49like that
17:50and you pick it up
17:50over their head
17:51and you're like
17:52right there
17:53next to them
17:53and they're like
17:54woo
17:56woo
17:56I assume
17:57I don't know
17:57wait
17:58you haven't tried it
17:59your first try
18:00was with me
18:01you didn't do it
18:02like with Carmen
18:03or something first
18:03no I tried it
18:04oh okay
18:05you said you assumed
18:06and you're like
18:07I don't know
18:07I've never tried it
18:08I'm like damn it
18:08don't test these on me
18:09stop making me the test
18:11your eyes suck
18:12better than someone else
18:15thank you guys so much
18:16for watching this episode
18:17of Kaguya-sama
18:18Love is War
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