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00:00Hey guys, cool bottom of my back. I'm Rick. Eric. Aaron. I'm Calvin. We are back with ReZero, where we
00:06have to check if Amelia is still a virgin.
00:09What? We don't. Yep. Well, that is. Say yes and nothing else matters. It's nobody's business.
00:18Oh, okay. I was like, this is a weird sentence. Lust is a dragon. I have that sentence too.
00:24Lust is a dragon. Except I have an X-Clan. And I'm a dragon. And I'm always chasing it.
00:30Like, what does that mean? Something like that. Yeah, something like that. A lot of stuff going on. Lots.
00:37A lot of cult members. Some cool stuff. The Crusades, Subaru, and Julius vs. Gluttony. Up on the roof.
00:45Yeah. Yeah. And I'm still waiting to see if we're going to have to have a, huh? Or what?
00:49I mean, he's on a roof. You can fall off a roof and die. Yeah. I've been on a roof.
00:56I'm still alive.
00:58I didn't say you have to. You could. Well, you could die anywhere. But it's not that easy.
01:05Sweet Amelia, tell me, are you a virgin? As long as you say yes, I promise nothing else matters.
01:11What if I say no?
01:12Subaru could have sex, go back, and then be a virgin.
01:16Would he be? Or would, like, maybe?
01:19Both.
01:20He would be, though? Maybe.
01:22You see, I'm not like those miscreants who can't admit their mistakes.
01:27While truly saying you're sorry, that's important.
01:30I think you're really magnificent, Amelia.
01:34Now, if you please, allow me to ask once more.
01:38Are you a virgin?
01:39Jeez, man.
01:40I just want Puck to eat this guy.
01:42What does that word mean?
01:43Now, spectacular. It's clear that you have a virgin body. But what matters even more is whether you have a
01:51virgin soul.
01:52Oh, he cares about her soul. That's good, right?
01:54No, not in this scenario.
01:57Most refer to me as Regulus Corneus. But since you're my 79th wife, you can simply have the honor of
02:04calling me your dear husband.
02:06Just one of the wives, or who's this?
02:08Number 184. Give number 79 her new clothes.
02:12Wait, my friend. He has way more to the city.
02:16Yeah, he just has an open. Is he counting down to one?
02:19Or he's lost some.
02:20Just as I told you to.
02:21Yeah, I'd say he's lost some.
02:23Could be.
02:24You stopped smiling like I told you to?
02:26Well, I'll see you a bit later.
02:29Number 184?
02:30Yep.
02:31He reminds me of someone. An evil king I read about in an old book.
02:36A fitting description. Here are your clothes.
02:41Oh, birds.
02:42I was like, what's that?
02:43Subaru.
02:44I wonder where we're at.
02:46Yeah, man.
02:47In a city somewhere.
02:48Come on, Niii!
02:51Oh, no, he's gonna need your whip.
02:53Little girl, Yusur. Don't lose sight of your gold.
02:56Forgot?
02:57Yeah, I forgot.
02:59It was so horrific.
03:00Move. Protect the Valkyrie.
03:01You better win this, Yui!
03:03No, no, say that out loud.
03:05God damn it.
03:06Wee!
03:09Yeah, Subaru.
03:11Oh, an injured leg.
03:13Dragon!
03:16Yep.
03:17Let me have your media.
03:21Sweet.
03:23That was sweet.
03:25Oh, man!
03:26Oh, it's touch.
03:29Oh, yeah, come in the eye.
03:31Cut off the wings.
03:32What happened to the others here?
03:33Do you know where they might be?
03:35They're in that room.
03:40Seems scary.
03:45It seems scary.
03:46What?
03:47They look buggy.
03:48Shut the door.
03:49They are either the bugs or they're beaten by the bugs.
03:54The people could be bugs.
03:56I'm sorry!
03:58The dragon's back.
04:00Oh, no, that was lust.
04:02That makes sense.
04:06What the?
04:08Is her butt like bee bottoms?
04:20Dang, man.
04:21Dude, I love the way he uses his whip.
04:22That's amazing.
04:25It's like a Belmont.
04:27She has like a bee butt.
04:29Dude.
04:31Yeah.
04:33Yeah.
04:34A lot of blood under Cruchet.
04:37I think it's her hair.
04:37Is that a tail?
04:39Dog?
04:40What the hell else does it look like, you little bee bag?
04:43Put in.
04:44Here you are.
04:45Help me.
04:49Oh, the wings.
04:50Whoa, different wings.
04:52That's annoying, too.
04:54I'll change myself and it goes near a type of girl.
04:58I bet you'd really love that.
05:00Ugh.
05:01T-1000.
05:02You must know what this pastel lizard and those flies in the other room actually are.
05:06I mean, even a meat bag like you can put that together, right?
05:09Hang on.
05:11Hang on.
05:11They're the people.
05:13Yeah.
05:14Lust can transform others, too.
05:16What the point?
05:17So you find it disgusting?
05:18It's nauseating.
05:19Just like you and the others.
05:22The whole thing's so disgusting, it makes you despise me.
05:25There's no one who could ever love creatures like those.
05:29Just go ahead and kill me.
05:31Huh?
05:32Why's that?
05:32I am a philanthropist, so I wouldn't dream of doing something so barbaric.
05:38Corset!
05:38Oh, why?
05:39You always go right back to drooling over that female meat because you want her so fast!
05:44That's enough!
05:45There's someone else in her!
05:48She'd dare take all those non-incarnate desires, the ones you can't even speak of in the open,
05:53and drunken up is real love!
05:55She has lust.
05:56Think you'll say that shit again, even when you're seeing this?
05:59Uh-oh.
06:00The reason I'm so in love with her is because I felt drawn to the kindness of her heart.
06:06She's the only one who saw me for who I really am.
06:09The entire thing is nothing but a load of garbage!
06:12If you truly believe that love will keep the two of you together,
06:15see if you still care about her when she turns into a fly!
06:18You said it yourself!
06:20Very good!
06:21Yeah!
06:24You miss me?
06:26So weird.
06:27Beautiful baby!
06:28Oh my gosh!
06:29Uhhh!
06:30Dang it, I saw that in the intro this time.
06:34Well, it was a bad one.
06:35Yeah!
06:36I don't have a bit of self-control when I get so excited!
06:40I have to admit, I'm pretty curious.
06:42So I'm gonna find out what sort of ugly meatbags you guys are going to do!
06:48Oh, it could be bad for Subaru.
06:50Mm-hmm.
06:50Yeah.
06:51I wonder if one of you will be able to hold out a bit longer than the other!
06:59Oh, he moves.
07:01Well, well, well.
07:02That is not bad.
07:05What?
07:05What's going with the dragon?
07:06I don't know.
07:07Oh, yeah!
07:12Dragon's pissed.
07:18I'm sure you must know, but...
07:22I am one of their targets as well.
07:24Lady Anastasia, you have to leave here.
07:29What's going on?
07:30Someone report back to me!
07:32I'm sorry, thank you!
07:33Oh, this is wonderful!
07:35No!
07:37Why are you here?
07:38I do hope the things you've heard about me weren't all bad.
07:41I am known as Sirius Romane Conti of Wrath.
07:47So nice to meet you.
07:55Oh, hey!
07:56Yes!
07:56The other...
07:57Pissero!
07:57Timmy!
07:58There's no need for you to be worried!
08:00Mimi!
08:01Because I used a forbidden method on her!
08:02The same one I used on Subaru's leg!
08:06M'lady!
08:07We have got to keep looking ahead!
08:08Oh, the love between Sibylies is truly adorable!
08:12You two must be twins!
08:14No!
08:14Not quite!
08:15We're little brothers in the Senate Triplet!
08:17Leave right through here.
08:18My men and I will stay back and keep her busy for a while.
08:22You're sorry?
08:24Hehehehehehe.
08:25Lady Anastasia, I entrust Priscilla to you.
08:34Oh, yeah.
08:35Stupid egg.
08:36Mm-hmm.
08:37You want a drink?
08:39Don't even talk to me.
08:40Huh?
08:42What's that?
08:43A big butt.
08:44Ugh!
08:45It's a soda.
08:46Zoda.
08:50Yeah.
08:51What's going on?
08:52Dill?
08:53No.
08:54It's this.
08:57Oh.
08:59Hey!
09:01Beat his ass.
09:01Yes!
09:02Beat his ass!
09:04Take a core sample of his leg with the bottle.
09:07Man.
09:08Ugh.
09:08I've been sitting for way too long.
09:10My butt's killing me.
09:11Then why'd you sit down?
09:13I wasn't sure what the situation was in here.
09:15I hope that was alright.
09:18Otto.
09:18He's alive!
09:19Good job.
09:20I can take this guy with me and head off to a shelter.
09:23But things are getting out of control, so you've got to try and wrap this nonsense up!
09:28Oh, yeah.
09:30Reinhardt!
09:30Yep.
09:31You could use your help.
09:32This is the worst!
09:33Why am I stuck doing errand boy work?
09:35We don't have any choice.
09:36The shelter's going to run out of food before too long.
09:43What now?
09:44The one guy sounded like a BBC thriller.
09:46I was hoping that he was going to be the big guy that was a package from High Voice and
09:49a little guy.
09:50What are we going to do all the time?
09:52Oh, man.
09:53Well, they opened the gates.
09:55Well.
09:56Yeah.
09:56That's not good.
09:57Damn.
09:59There's a higher ground.
10:03Hey, Godfield!
10:13Let's bust up there!
10:17Is it taking him?
10:18What happened?
10:19I don't know.
10:20Yeah, it's rescuing him.
10:21It's like flying away.
10:22It's one of the victims.
10:25Oh, I hope you drown.
10:28I hope you drown.
10:30Why, Calvin?
10:31Why?
10:32Dark water.
10:33So he resets?
10:34Jesus!
10:35What do you mean?
10:36Damn, it's over.
10:41Are we winning?
10:41Oh, no.
10:43Oh, no.
10:43Even after everything I said to them, a whole bunch of ridiculous meatbags still busted in here and they came
10:49after me.
10:50First off, I want somebody to bring me the Tome of Wisdom that's been brought into this city.
10:55Second, I'm going to need you to hand over the artificial spirit that's also around here.
11:00You know that wedding with the silver-haired girl that's going to be held in preschool?
11:05Well, I don't want anybody interfering with it.
11:08Well, that did not go well.
11:11I wish he would have died.
11:14I didn't even get another chance.
11:16I hope he drowns, you said so earnestly, and with compassion.
11:22Oh, it would be so good for everybody if he just drowned.
11:25He doesn't have a leg right now.
11:26It could be good.
11:27Well, it was already damaged.
11:29It would be better than it is now.
11:31It could be better than it is now.
11:33Well, it would be before all the bad stuff happens.
11:35Yeah, but they still have to prevent the bad stuff from happening.
11:37Sure, but they would at least have another chance, so it would be better.
11:41Kruse wouldn't get fooled by the little girl.
11:43Hopefully.
11:44He'd be like, kill a dragon, don't kill a dragon, kill her, you know, or something.
11:47I don't know.
11:48Yeah.
11:48Especially if the dragon is as much a victim as everyone else.
11:51If it's being controlled by lust or something.
11:54I don't know.
11:56Or whether lust was on the rooftop and then came back inside and changed into a human, tied herself up,
12:01and then there was also a dragon in here waiting to be assumed that that was the bad dragon.
12:06Maybe.
12:07Or as part of the scheme, she just made someone a dragon real quick.
12:12Maybe.
12:13I don't know.
12:14Yeah, I don't know what she can do.
12:15Seems like she can change the form of herself and others.
12:18Well, she didn't change them with her blood.
12:20Well, we don't know what happened.
12:22They both still look the same.
12:23They do, but like...
12:25But she also said, let's see which one of you can hold out longer.
12:28Sure.
12:29So it might be transforming them.
12:33Maybe.
12:34She said something about, like...
12:37Her blood has the dragon's curse.
12:40The curse of the dragon.
12:41Yeah, she has dragon blood in her, and they said about which curse of the dragon in there.
12:45I don't know what all that entails, necessarily.
12:47I thought she was like part dragon, part human or something, but...
12:51I don't know what the curse of the dragon means.
12:53Or that's...
12:54I don't know.
12:55If Subaru can beat her and get that power, that'd be pretty sweet.
12:59Be able to turn into a dragon.
13:00Or a lion fist.
13:02Yeah.
13:02Snake arm.
13:03Like, uh, Uruchimaru.
13:05That'd be a cool name, you know?
13:06Like, instead of Lionheart, you're like,
13:07Lion Fist!
13:08And the bitch...
13:10Like the MGM logo.
13:13You can punch someone with a lion's head.
13:15Yeah.
13:16And it can bite you at the same time.
13:19Like a bite from the lion's back.
13:20Imagine it coming at you like a fist.
13:22And biting you.
13:23And biting you.
13:24So I thought he was getting a 79th wife,
13:29and that was as far as how many wives he had.
13:31Right.
13:31But then he had number 184,
13:33and then I was like,
13:34I don't know what he's doing anymore.
13:35Yeah.
13:35I think he's just had a high grizz.
13:38Yeah.
13:40Like someone died, and he's...
13:41Yeah.
13:42Replacing?
13:42I have, like, you can be...
13:43You can pick a favorite number.
13:4552, 24, 7,000.
13:48I don't know how many he has.
13:48So does he have, like, a set number he can have?
13:51Or does he have to fill all those positions up to that number,
13:54and then he can add more numbers?
13:55I don't know.
13:57Yeah, I don't know either.
14:00Creepy.
14:01Yeah.
14:02Speaking of creepy, I can't not say it.
14:04I just cannot enjoy the scenes with Les' character design.
14:10I don't know why she's drawing, like, a sexy 12-year-old.
14:14I don't know is what it's meant to be,
14:16but, like, it distracts me almost the entire scene.
14:20I'm trying to get over it, but I can't.
14:22She feels younger.
14:23I don't know if she's 12.
14:24Well, whatever it is.
14:25She feels...
14:26I mean, it's just...
14:27It is...
14:28You know, I've been uncomfortable in the show before,
14:30but this is, like, the most uncomfortable I've been.
14:32Yeah.
14:32I mean, the bishops are, like, supposed to make you uncomfortable.
14:35No, yeah, I...
14:36Sure, success, you know?
14:38The show does lean into, like, the lolly kind of style a lot to...
14:44It does, and Subaru has that as part of, you know,
14:47like, it's kind of part of his character in there.
14:49Like, I kind of get that.
14:50I'm trying to be understanding.
14:52It's just...
14:52It's hard for me to try to, like, look past it, I guess.
14:55I don't know.
14:57I'm trying.
14:58Like, how old is Subaru?
14:59Like, I don't know the age of most characters in this, you know?
15:02He graduated high school, right?
15:03Most of the characters in this seem younger,
15:05but then act like adults running the country.
15:09You know what I mean?
15:10Like...
15:10Sure.
15:12I don't know.
15:13And then you have, like, the...
15:14I think it's not like...
15:15You know, it's just...
15:15I think it's just a problem I have with the design choice.
15:18And then you have, like, the fairy, fae aspect...
15:21Like, elves that are, like...
15:22They just look young and...
15:24Yeah, sure.
15:24They're, I don't know, 100 years old or something, too.
15:27Like, there's some of that, like, more...
15:29Fae aspect of things, too.
15:30Yeah.
15:30Yeah.
15:31The cat people or something.
15:32But then, like, they're...
15:34What is it?
15:34Beatrice is, like, really old or something, right?
15:36Yeah.
15:36But looks like a...
15:37Yeah, but she's also, like, a...
15:40What do they call them here?
15:42Spirit?
15:42A spirit, yeah.
15:43A spirit, yeah.
15:44I was thinking, like, cursed spirit, but no, that's...
15:47She's, like, really old but looks like a little girl.
15:50Yeah.
15:50So, yeah.
15:51There's a lot of weird aspects of that in here, too, so...
15:55I enjoy the show despite those things.
15:58It's just...
15:58This is one of the ones that I could not say in the discussion.
16:01Sure.
16:02No, I get you.
16:02I was like, oh, Luss.
16:03I don't know what Luss is going to look like.
16:04And then they did, like, oh.
16:06And I was like, eh.
16:07I don't know.
16:07This is weird.
16:08So, I get you, too.
16:09But I don't know.
16:11I don't know.
16:12I mean, if she can pick what her look is, that might not be her initial look.
16:15Of course, yeah.
16:16Doing it specifically to, yeah, like, have this weird, I don't know, aspect.
16:22Like, I don't understand.
16:22It looks like she has, like, two bee butts on her.
16:25I don't know what those are.
16:25Yeah.
16:26You know?
16:27But then she made people into flies, too, so...
16:28I don't know what her design all is about, but maybe there's reasons to it.
16:33I don't know why Wrath is wrapped up like a mummy.
16:35Sure, yeah.
16:35Like, that seems weird to me, too.
16:37I don't know why.
16:38Sure.
16:39For sure.
16:39Tell them all apart.
16:41You can't tell them all apart.
16:42They are very unique.
16:43I'm wondering if she just doesn't have skin or something like that.
16:47I don't know.
16:48She only has the one eye sticking out, so I'm not really sure if she has the eyelids or not.
16:51Yeah.
16:51They're all...
16:51No, I mean, all the bishops do a great job.
16:54They infuriate me.
16:55They disgust me.
16:56Like, I want to shut them up, you know?
16:58Like, that's what you're supposed to feel that way, right?
17:00Mm-hmm.
17:01It's very good.
17:02I mean, there's so many times when they're speaking, I just want to interject, you know?
17:06But I'd get myself killed so quickly.
17:09Yep.
17:09But now Reinhardt's free to kill them all.
17:12Ah, he is.
17:13I don't know if it's too late, but...
17:15Yeah.
17:16You need to kill Subaru.
17:18I'm glad Otto's not dead.
17:20I thought Otto was, like, either dead or Gluttony ate him or something.
17:24Turned into a fly.
17:24Yeah, I was worried.
17:26Yeah, I don't know.
17:26Something.
17:27I was pretty certain that, like, Gluttony had eaten him and, like, no one was going to
17:29think about it anymore, you know?
17:31Because he had that whole, like, what's your name kind of thing.
17:33I don't know where Otto is.
17:34Who?
17:35Yeah.
17:36Yeah.
17:36I don't know what they were doing.
17:38I would have ran away, I guess, because of the dragon scales.
17:41I would have ran, too.
17:43And he can talk to dragons.
17:45Dragon.
17:46Although, I'm not sure if that dragon can talk or not, or if it's just Lusk that can talk.
17:51Yeah, I don't know.
17:53Does it turn him into an actual dragon?
17:54If Otto can talk to a dragon, it shouldn't matter if only Lusk can talk, right?
17:58No.
17:59And then he can talk to the dragon.
18:00Yeah.
18:01And we can get information.
18:02Or the dragon was just, like, rah, rah, rah, rah, and she was still on the speaker, but
18:06he just didn't, no one knew it, and they all thought she was talking.
18:10Yeah.
18:11Just a ventulicus dummy that's a dragon.
18:13I don't know.
18:13They went in there, they're like, another Metia or whatever, so I'm like, oh, maybe she
18:16was doing some weird, there's that organ thing back there.
18:19Yeah.
18:20I don't know.
18:21I wonder what an artificial spirit is.
18:23Yeah.
18:26They've talked about artificial spirits before, haven't they?
18:29Have they?
18:29Not that I remember.
18:32It doesn't ring any bells.
18:33It rings a bell to me, but...
18:35Possible.
18:35I'm afraid to look it up.
18:37Yeah.
18:38That's the thing.
18:38I have sometimes in anime, it's like, did we learn this?
18:41It kind of sounds familiar, but sometimes I confuse something with another anime that
18:45mentions something similar, and I'm like, oh no, that's that, you know?
18:47Like, we definitely had spirits.
18:49Wasn't there an artificial spirit in the test chamber?
18:54Oh, was that a spirit?
18:55I think that was, wasn't that a spirit or something?
18:57What, they were trying to unleash, or whatever, whatever it was in there?
19:00I don't remember.
19:01Let me look in to see if I have artificial written in my thing.
19:04It was...
19:04It was like some past stuff, right?
19:06Well, if it's the same thing I'm thinking of, you're talking about in Sanctuary, right?
19:10Yeah.
19:11Um, that was the, like, actual body of a person, right?
19:17That, like, had a clone of herself that we dealt with, or, like, multiple clones?
19:26I thought that was, like, her original form.
19:29Because, like, the leader of that place was created, I thought, from that original being,
19:39if I remember correctly.
19:41But wasn't there something, like...
19:42I was thinking, like, the thing that was doing the test, or the trials, or whatever,
19:50that it was being, like, proctored by something powerful.
19:54And it wasn't, like...
19:56It was, like, a spell that was on the area, or something like that.
20:01And I thought that was, like, an artificial spirit that was...
20:03Maybe.
20:04It was created originally by one of the witches.
20:07But, yeah, I can't remember if there was something artificial powering it or not.
20:12But, anyway, she wants one that's...
20:14She says it's wandering around the area, or that's, like, in the area that...
20:21Can they, like, sense it, and know that it's nearby?
20:23Or, like, is she, like...
20:27I don't know.
20:28Is it a guess?
20:29Maybe it is the thing that trapped the witch.
20:34Spirits are very powerful.
20:35And so, like, she wants it so she can destroy it so the witch doesn't get trapped again?
20:40Or to use it for some other purpose, maybe?
20:44Like, you can use it to trap a witch.
20:47You can probably use it to trap a bunch of people.
20:49And then make them live a very long time and love you forever.
20:54Maybe.
20:55This shows, like, the picks suffering the best.
20:58And I hate it.
20:59Like, Subaru losing his leg.
21:02All these people changing.
21:03Even lust, like, changing from one thing to another was so disturbing.
21:08Yep.
21:08Yeah.
21:09Yep.
21:09Very much so.
21:11Like, ripping the skin off.
21:12Like...
21:13And she, like, pulled herself apart and put it back together.
21:16Mm-hmm.
21:17Well, the town is flooding.
21:19Subaru is minus a leg.
21:21Yeah.
21:21I don't know who that dragon is.
21:23Yeah.
21:24I don't know who the dragon...
21:25Crochet is on the dragon, I think.
21:27Yeah.
21:28I think the dragon was carrying.
21:30Also, they're in...
21:31Yeah.
21:31Crochet's carrying.
21:32They're being carried by the dragon.
21:34They've been, like, slimed on, both of them, right?
21:37Yep.
21:38So they've changed somehow.
21:39I don't know.
21:39I don't know what happened.
21:40Subaru's leg was bubbling.
21:42And then nothing happened.
21:43So I think they're fine.
21:44I think they're withstanding it.
21:45Yeah.
21:46Maybe the leg will just grow back, actually.
21:48That might be good.
21:48You know?
21:49No, it would be bad.
21:50Why would it be bad?
21:51Because he needs to die.
21:52Uh, does he?
21:54Yeah.
21:54You said...
21:54I thought you said...
21:55Yeah, I guess he could die.
21:57Guys, thank you so much for watching.
21:58We hope you're enjoying ReZero with us.
22:01We will be back next week with another episode.
22:03And if you want to see more right now, make sure you go over to blindweb.com.
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22:10So go check that over there.
22:12And check out some other anime.
22:13We have a lot of other anime as well at blindweb.com.
22:16Early access for me as well.
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