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00:00Hey guys, Cruel Blonde Wave. I'm Eric. I'm Calvin. Aaron. And we are back with Kaguya-sama,
00:05last time on. I love that Kaguya, with her preparation, reinforced it with prayer.
00:12I love the lengths that she goes. And piercing her own car's tire. Yeah, right?
00:20It's amazing. She plans so well. She absolutely does. I can't wait to see where the battles take us today.
00:32Allow me to introduce the fourth member of the Shu-Chin Academy Student Council, Treasurer Yu Ishigami.
00:39He's an indispensable part of the team, but he keeps a low profile, hence why we're just now meeting him.
00:46We've heard of Ishigami before. He's been biding his time. Thank you.
00:52Chris, I want to quit the Student Council. Waiting for a chance to resign from his post?
01:00Now we learn about him? I love how the narrator is like, reading along with us. Yeah.
01:05Like, he's never heard of it before. He's not informed of what it is.
01:09It's so commentary. He's like, only informed of the past. Yeah.
01:12Please tell me you're just kidding me! Ishigami will go bankrupt without you! I'm begging!
01:17He may be an enigmatic introvert, but he's also an excellent treasurer.
01:22I think someone is planning to murder me.
01:24No, you!
01:26It's Shinomi.
01:28She's gonna end it all.
01:29I can see 5-6% of someone's true nature just by looking into their eyes.
01:345-6%?
01:356%?
01:35I can do that much by guessing randomly.
01:38It all started last month.
01:41That's Aaron, right?
01:43Is it?
01:44I think so.
01:48There's tickets?
01:49Yep.
01:50That's why she was angry.
01:58Reparation is crazy.
02:06Evil eyes!
02:08Oh, no!
02:11Damn, she got over there quick.
02:13I know this is kind of random, but do you have a thing for the president?
02:19No, of course I don't!
02:21No, he means a thing.
02:23Like a thing to give him.
02:24So you don't see him as a romantic interest?
02:26Nope, just stop.
02:30Jesus.
02:32Then I'll let the president know that you don't see him that way.
02:35I'll keep it subtle, though.
02:39Oh my god!
02:41She's a trained assassin.
02:43I'm a figure.
02:45You will probably use the edge of a couch to strangle someone.
02:48Fujiwara's an even more danger than I am.
02:50Have you ever noticed the way Shinomi who stares at her?
02:53My best estimate is that she has another two months to live, max.
02:56Where are you getting these numbers?
02:59There's still on this thing who isn't here.
03:04Wait, does she really like that?
03:06Yeah, I think she's doing a play or something, right?
03:08She's protecting him.
03:08Will you shut up and listen to what I'm saying?
03:13Did you forget?
03:14I told you I was planning to help the theater club today.
03:17I just thought it'd be fun to tease you with it a little.
03:22Hope know that it's just a costume and she hasn't killed anyone.
03:30Oh my god, no!
03:31Her bosom!
03:32Do you really think she'd be smiling if I had just murdered her in cold blood?
03:36Oh, that's a good point.
03:38No, President.
03:39It's another trap.
03:40You're letting your paranoia get the best of you.
03:43She knows me as a lot of things, but a murderer isn't one of them.
03:46Friends are supposed to be the people you trust.
03:49Right?
03:49That's pretty realistic.
03:51I know!
03:51How's it attached, anyway?
03:54Well, it's just wedged in there.
03:55I see.
03:57What?
03:58She just says, yeah, bam.
04:00No, I don't think so.
04:01About what happened before.
04:05Thanks so much for keeping it to yourself.
04:08If you'd chosen to blab, then...
04:10This knife of mine wouldn't be a toy.
04:14One more thing.
04:15Try not to trouble the president in the future.
04:17If she knows that I tried to resign,
04:22What the hell else did she hear?
04:25Results for today's battle.
04:27Ishigami lives.
04:29In a horror movie.
04:32Kaguya is scary, so he wants to quit.
04:35But Kaguya is scary, so he can't quit.
04:37I'm psychologically testing you.
04:39By simply answering this seemingly random question,
04:42we can get a clear insight into your subconscious.
04:44I guess about nine cats?
04:47Which means you eventually want to have nine kids of your own!
04:50No way!
04:51She hit the nail on the head!
04:53That's a lot of...
04:54Nine!
04:55Although most are just a waste of print and time
04:57utilizing the Barnum effect to entertain people,
04:59some are actually practical and based on psychology.
05:02K.
05:02So you're walking along and the path you're traveling is dark.
05:06Suddenly, someone taps you on the shoulder from behind.
05:09Who's the person who tapped you?
05:11What could a question like that be getting at?
05:15Psych!
05:16I already know.
05:17It's the second question on page 47.
05:20The preparation?
05:21If the president has me on his mind,
05:23he's about to confess his subconscious love.
05:25Kaguya's as prepared as ever.
05:28She predicted that the flighty secretary would discover it
05:30and bring it to student council.
05:33So she's already...
05:34She's already...
05:34...in front to back.
05:35Jesus, this is creepy.
05:37That person would be you, Fujiwara.
05:40Well, is it really me?
05:44Oh god, she's gonna kill me!
05:46Run!
05:47Why are you running so fast?
05:49Got somewhere to be?
05:51For me?
05:53She told me I passed out.
05:54Wait, what?
05:55That thing is nice.
05:57The girls don't date boys.
05:58They see as bugs.
05:59That's just not how the world works.
06:01Bugs Jim.
06:02Will you please walk me home, president?
06:06Honestly, the person I...
06:09Hold on.
06:10Why is the person you want a critic at me like that?
06:12Why, president?
06:14It appears that you've subconsciously fallen in love with him.
06:17His face.
06:18You really are quite cute.
06:20He always hates when that happens, right?
06:21I know.
06:22The person I see is...
06:24My sister.
06:26Well, it says here, the person who taps you is also your secret crush.
06:30Which means the president has a sister complex.
06:33So I'm secretly in love with Shinobu?
06:36Mm-hmm.
06:37And she's in love with Fujiwara.
06:41President, I think I have Stockholm Syndrome.
06:44So I'm going up.
06:46So I'm going home.
06:46It could also be the suspension bridge effect.
06:50I'll make a pit stop at the hospital.
06:52Suspension bridge effect?
06:53I want to ask you guys more of these questions, so let's find some online.
06:56Oh, no.
06:57You're in the middle of a beautiful flower field.
07:00The owner of the field says that you can take home as many flowers as your heart desires.
07:05So how many will you take with you?
07:07Well, I suppose I'd want to take enough flowers to make myself a nice bouquet.
07:26How much you love the person?
07:33Yeah, how much you love the person you like.
07:40A truckload.
07:41It shows how much we love flowers.
07:44Neat, huh?
07:45I never would have guessed.
07:47Results for today's battle.
07:49Shinogune loses.
07:51A truckload of love.
07:54I'm totes sorry, girls.
07:56I have work today, so yeah, gotta go straight there.
07:59What?
08:00Again?
08:00You work way too much.
08:02We'll just take a raise.
08:03She's the major.
08:03I think so.
08:04Like, for sure.
08:05Time for us to go home, Lady Kaguya.
08:08Hi Yasaka.
08:09You know better than to come into the student council room.
08:12It seems to me that you've been slipping up.
08:14What is the time with a few options?
08:15Your collar's missing, your nails are painted, and your skirt's too short.
08:19Just how many rules are you breaking for women such as us?
08:22Beauty is power.
08:24Hmm.
08:26Beauty is power, yeah.
08:28These days, the least a girl should do is polish her nails.
08:32You think the president will?
08:33Well, I mean, boys will think I'm more attractive if I just do my nails?
08:37How on earth have you managed to conceal your feelings for this long?
08:40Come on.
08:41Let's go home and give you a manicure.
08:43She really wants to give Kaguya a manicure.
08:45Not only are gel nails pretty, they're technically permitted by Shuchin's dress code.
08:50You could even add a few rhinestones for a little extra flair.
08:53Will he even notice?
08:54If he does, he'll probably think it's pointless or something.
08:59So cute!
09:01Can I make your nails?
09:02Why?
09:03Oh, got a question.
09:05I'm just a teeny tiny bit confused.
09:08Are you hiding this surprise behind your back?
09:11No, of course not.
09:14It's like she has a sixth sense, especially attuned to detect things as frivolous as she is.
09:19Attuned?
09:20The minutes from our last meeting.
09:22Ah, thanks a lot.
09:24Dear.
09:27Oh, I see.
09:28Yeah, that's wrong.
09:30He really didn't notice?
09:33Shinobia has to have polished on.
09:35How?
09:38The question is, should I bring it up?
09:41You've got nice childbearing heels.
09:43What if I sexually harass her by mistake?
09:47Hey, Fujiwara.
09:50Did you change your conditioner?
09:56Maybe it's because it's kind of stuffy in here today.
09:59But your hair smells about 20 times sweeter than it usually does.
10:03I catch a whiff of honey glazed baby every time you...
10:05Honey glazed baby.
10:06Honey glazed baby.
10:08Creepy.
10:11I'm creepy.
10:14I want to die, so I'm going home.
10:17Sure.
10:18Please don't die.
10:19I love how he just grants his request.
10:21Babies are stinky.
10:22Do I smell like a diaper?
10:25That's rough.
10:26The day she know me, it calls me creepy.
10:28I might choose death myself.
10:30Complimenting people isn't this complicated.
10:33Which means the real problem
10:36is that I'm just too shy to do it.
10:39In the end, he never did notice my manicure.
10:43But it's probably better that way.
10:46She knew me!
10:49Jeez.
10:51Hey, your nails.
10:54What are you...
10:55No, buddy!
10:57Damn it!
10:57Oh, come on!
10:58You ain't rammed!
11:00What was it you were trying to say?
11:03It's embarrassing how cute he is.
11:04Come on!
11:06Tell me!
11:07It's something they have in common.
11:09What?
11:10What was he gonna say?
11:12Do you know Hayasaka?
11:13Results for today's battle.
11:16Kaguya wins.
11:19Yo.
11:20What?
11:21What was that?
11:23What was that?
11:23No, what was that, Dan?
11:25Is that...
11:25Is she...
11:26Gami?
11:26Is she Gami.
11:27Yeah, she got me.
11:28Do you have a rope?
11:30What was that?
11:33What was that?
11:35He...
11:35What did he say?
11:37He did say he wanted to die.
11:38He said, I want to die.
11:39Can I go home?
11:40I'm going home.
11:41I was like, okay.
11:42Is that like a dark...
11:43I think that might be a really dark joke.
11:46Or something?
11:46Maybe he's holding a trombone.
11:49I don't think...
11:50I don't think trombones usually have...
11:53That kind of loop in them, do they?
11:55And he goes, oh.
11:56Right, listen.
11:57Oh.
11:58Not in your lips.
12:01Yo.
12:03Listen to that, you hear that?
12:04Oh.
12:06That's like a really uncomfortable oh.
12:07Yeah, like, oh shit, I can't...
12:09I can't let that loop through, you know?
12:11Oh.
12:12Oh my goodness, okay.
12:14Maybe it is a dark joke.
12:16I love dark humor, but that...
12:19might be too much for me.
12:22Like, I don't think it's quite the joke
12:23that I'm wanting it to be.
12:25Yeah, I don't know.
12:27That's...
12:27All right.
12:29Well, we met a fourth person.
12:31Yep.
12:32Or a fourth council member.
12:34The treacherous.
12:35We met some other people, you know?
12:36And we even had...
12:37Was it Hayasaka?
12:40The main thing?
12:41Hayasaka, yeah.
12:42Who I kind of thought was a little bit older,
12:45but they might be more peers,
12:46and she just goes to another school.
12:47I think she goes to this school.
12:49Yeah, where was she?
12:50Is it this school?
12:50I thought so, yeah.
12:51Because she walked from the locker room
12:54to the student council room.
12:55Gotcha.
12:56I thought it was a different uniform.
12:57I'm probably wrong.
12:58She was saying, like,
13:00your skirt's too short,
13:02and this and that,
13:03and I was like,
13:03technically,
13:04these aren't breaking any of the rules.
13:07So...
13:07I just assumed that that was the...
13:11Shuichi...
13:13Shuichi...
13:13Shibuya!
13:15No.
13:16Everywhere is Shibuya.
13:17Everything.
13:18Shuichi...
13:19It was a Shibuya.
13:20It was not in the cat.
13:21I think Ishigami's...
13:23I think he makes for a good foil
13:26for the rest of the characters.
13:27He's very different than everybody else.
13:29He also notices things, though, too.
13:31Kind of like...
13:32He does.
13:33Well, it's a weird notice, right?
13:35Like,
13:36Fushigau...
13:37Fushiguro?
13:38Fujiwara.
13:39Fujiwara.
13:40Fujiwara.
13:41Kind of notices things,
13:42but is also fairly oblivious.
13:44She can be, yeah.
13:45Whereas, like,
13:46I feel like he's noticing things,
13:47but he's also not confident.
13:50You know, like...
13:51Like, if they both put their heads together,
13:53they could figure some stuff out.
13:55Probably.
13:56Like, she's, like,
13:59doing things and, like,
14:00just not noticing the stuff,
14:01but is confident in saying things.
14:03He's noticing stuff,
14:04but not confident enough to say them
14:05and is, you know,
14:06falling into whatever.
14:07So, like, yeah,
14:08they're kind of foils to each other
14:10in that way.
14:10If they work together,
14:11they might be able to get a lot done.
14:12Oh, yeah.
14:13For sure.
14:14I love the horror aspect
14:15they had in there.
14:16And then they put in the next one
14:17where it's like,
14:18you're in a dark alley.
14:19Someone taps you on the shoulder.
14:20Who is it?
14:22Yeah.
14:23Do I subconsciously love her?
14:24Tugging you for sure.
14:27We also had a lot of mentions
14:29of Shirakane's sister.
14:32Mm-hmm.
14:33I wonder if that'll be a character
14:34that pops back in
14:35or we get introduced later to.
14:37Do we have a lot of them?
14:38I know there was a skirt one.
14:39At least two.
14:39And then the sister
14:41as the person behind, right?
14:43Yeah.
14:44Yeah, that's true.
14:45We haven't really met
14:46much of his family.
14:48No.
14:48His dad on the phone.
14:49We've heard his dad
14:50and his mom on the phone.
14:52That's about it, I think.
14:53We heard a line
14:54from his sister
14:56this episode.
14:58That's creepy.
14:59Jump in traffic.
15:00He's just trying
15:01to be a good brother.
15:03Like a honey-glazed baby.
15:05Yeah.
15:05A honey-glazed baby.
15:06Your hair smells
15:07at least 20 times
15:08sweeter than it normally
15:09smells.
15:11I mean,
15:12new babies
15:13have a nice smell usually.
15:15Sometimes they're like
15:15kind of baby powdery
15:16and stuff too.
15:17If you powder them.
15:18If you powder them at all
15:19they're baby powdered, right?
15:20Yeah.
15:21That's why they call them
15:22powder rooms.
15:26What?
15:26That's why they have troughs.
15:28For the babies?
15:29You just put the baby in there,
15:31put a bunch of powder,
15:33shake it up.
15:34Like wings.
15:36You shouldn't shake babies.
15:38That's fake.
15:39You almost had me.
15:40Damn.
15:41April Fool's.
15:41Never.
15:42Guys, thanks so much
15:42for watching Kaguya-sama.
15:44We will be back
15:45with it again
15:46next week.
15:47Make sure you subscribe
15:47as we see how this war
15:50continues.
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