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00:00Hey guys, Cruel Blind Wave. I'm Eric.
00:02I'm Calvin.
00:02I'm Aaron.
00:03And we are back with Naruto Shippuden.
00:06Calvin, what happened last time?
00:09I just got a vision of somebody chasing a beaver through the forest.
00:12Like, I'm gonna eat your ass! I love strawberries!
00:14And that's why we don't include the preamble.
00:17You just have to hear that out of context.
00:25Many shinobi from small villages survived by taking advantage of the turbulent situation.
00:31They have no wish to be controlled by the nations of fire, wind, and earth.
00:35Do you have to choose your mask?
00:36I think they just give you one, right? That's what happened to, uh, Takashi.
00:40Figure signed.
00:41Yeah.
00:42Oh, maybe not. His eyeball was sticking out.
00:45See, his eye doesn't show. It was just a stylization of...
00:48No, it's just...
00:50It annoys me when they show shit for style that doesn't make sense.
00:53Like when a baby cries and you're like,
00:55Wait, do they have water powers when we put out fires?
00:57They don't have water powers.
00:59In a show where people had powers, it was possible...
01:01Everybody can cry.
01:02Not to put out fires.
01:03Except the people who are unable to...
01:06Cry.
01:07Because of some...
01:08I've never cried to put out a fire before, just saying.
01:10You haven't tried congenital malformation or something like that?
01:12Do you know anyone that has?
01:13That's tried? No.
01:15That's put out a fire crying.
01:16No, I just mean no one's tried to do it.
01:22Sam, he just killed all those reams.
01:26I think that's what he was thinking about.
01:27I think that's exactly what he was thinking about.
01:29Whoa, look at his treehouse.
01:31This outpost is so cool.
01:33Super cool.
01:36Oh, butterflies.
01:37Birds!
01:38Oh, ninjas!
01:38We have a peace treaty with a stone, don't we?
01:41So maybe they're here on urgent business.
01:43Why don't you just let a report...
01:45Well, come on, now you're all dead.
01:48Dude, he's blocking with his scope.
01:50Why are you breaking the treaty?
01:52Hey, where's Shinobi from the...
01:53I blame Danzo.
01:54Yep.
01:55This is a false flag attack.
01:57Oh!
01:58Reinforcements.
01:59Retreat!
02:00Five to five.
02:03This isn't a hidden stone shuriken.
02:06You mean they were fakes?
02:07Thank you, Burbank.
02:08To cause a rift between the stone and the leaf.
02:10You think they would have, like, made sure they had the right equipment, you know?
02:14Yeah.
02:14Or not used the wrong equipment.
02:17Hey there!
02:18How have you been?
02:21You're ignoring me?
02:23Man, he really is a pressure hero.
02:28One.
02:29Man.
02:30He's got a Chidori All-Five.
02:31Yep.
02:32Damn!
02:33You're it!
02:34Keep one alive for questioning!
02:36Ha ha!
02:38Hey, you idiot.
02:39Oh.
02:42The Sharingan!
02:43You're the infamous cold-blooded Kakashi!
02:46Shouldn't you not take your mask off, though?
02:47Yeah, you shouldn't.
02:48Kakashi, wait!
02:50Damn it.
02:51Somebody help me!
02:53Five!
02:54Damn.
02:55Damn!
02:56Holy!
02:57He blew out his back!
02:58Holy!
02:59To the backshot from the front.
03:00If you'd kept at least one alive, we could've gotten intel.
03:03Yeah.
03:07Cold-blooded is right.
03:08We've seen no evidence of psychological trauma in Kakashi from taking Rian's life.
03:13None!
03:13Ninjas be killin', Chad.
03:16Congratulations.
03:18Huh?
03:20Your due date works out to be, let's see, October 10.
03:25Yeah.
03:26That's right.
03:27I'm gonna be a mother, you know?
03:30And I'm gonna be a father.
03:35I can't believe I'm gonna be...
03:37This music is so Bridgerton.
03:38Mm-hmm.
03:40I want you to leave your current position and take on another special one.
03:43Is there a problem?
03:44You see, Kushina is pregnant.
03:48Uh, oh, congratulations.
03:50It will be roughly nine months till she gives birth.
03:53Till then, I want you to guard Kushina against any incidents.
03:57Yes, sir.
03:58Is...
03:59Was Naruto born on October 10th?
04:00Is that his birthday?
04:01Yeah, that's his birthday.
04:02Okay.
04:03Okay.
04:04Okay.
04:04Okay.
04:05Okay.
04:12The Anbu, directly under Lord Thur, take over guard duties during the actual birth.
04:17Then I'll be returning to my regular Anbu duties.
04:19Why don't you take a little break for a while?
04:22Maybe do some reading.
04:26I'm so sorry.
04:27I haven't been able to come by.
04:30This is technically top secret info.
04:32But Minato sensei's child is about to be born.
04:36This generation won't know war.
04:39I ought to tell Obito, too.
04:42So I'll be going now.
04:45Later, Rina.
04:46Mm.
04:54So that's how they found out, and they made the attempt.
04:57Look, why don't we just do rock, paper, scissors again?
05:00Oh, come on.
05:01There must be something more exciting than we can do.
05:04And you call yourself my rival?
05:06Hey, Kakashi!
05:07Are you even listening to me one tiny little bit?
05:11You sure have gotten awfully cold since...
05:13It's like Lee and Guy together.
05:15Do you sense something strange?
05:18As if there were suddenly a dark chill in the air?
05:21Dude, yeah, we're at that point.
05:22This happened before.
05:23We're at that point.
05:24This is a weird moment for me whenever this was happening,
05:26because I felt like...
05:28Yeah.
05:29Yeah.
05:29I feel.
05:30I was like, he felt something?
05:32Kakashi felt something?
05:33Mm-hmm.
05:33Maybe the Sharingan is a mixture of why?
05:37But also, I think Lord Third felt something, too, right?
05:41Yeah.
05:46It can't be.
05:48Like, why do all these ones feel something, you know?
05:50Yeah.
06:01No way!
06:05The Night Tales!
06:15The animation is different than the art style.
06:18Mm-hmm.
06:18Big, thick lines.
06:25The barriers disappeared!
06:31He's a little.
06:32Mm-hmm.
06:33He's a little.
06:34Lord Fourth!
06:36Lady Kushina.
06:38I beg you, please take care of our baby.
06:42Yes, of course.
06:43You don't need to worry about that.
06:45His name is Naruto.
06:49Very well.
06:49I'll take responsibility.
06:51But now, for the sake of your child, you must rest.
06:59I'll keep my promise.
07:02I'll make sure he's bullied relentlessly.
07:05Oh, look at the blast.
07:15Man, he was such a short-lived Hokage.
07:17Yeah, he was.
07:18He got it whenever he...
07:19It was like nine months?
07:21Mm-hmm.
07:21I don't know.
07:22Bitch.
07:23Fuck that guy.
07:23Both of you gave your lives to protect the Hidden Leaf Village.
07:27And to safeguard its future as well.
07:31We managed to quell the Ninetales.
07:33But the sacrifice was much too great.
07:36The Hokage's seat is now empty.
07:37And we must decide with all haste on the person who will fill it.
07:41Uh...
07:42It can't be helped.
07:44This is a critical time.
07:45No road tomorrow.
07:47I shall take over as Hokage.
07:48Even though you did go after the Ninetales, you still failed to save the fourth Hokage from
07:54his fate.
07:55Such a remark is completely uncalled for.
07:58And where were you during the battle against the Ninetales?
08:00Yeah.
08:01It's probably hiding in your little cave, right?
08:03Allow me to fill in as Hokage just for the time being.
08:06Until we can groom the next one.
08:10He's done something but seeds to him.
08:12Listen, come and work under me.
08:15What do you say to that?
08:17But I was working for Minato-sensei.
08:20If you stay where you are,
08:22Flynn'd up working directly under the third Hokage.
08:24His foolhardy ideals of peace are what caused the war to drag on.
08:29On the night of the Ninetales' rampage,
08:31you weren't able to join in the fight, to be frank.
08:34Isn't that one of the reasons why Lord Fourth lost his life that night?
08:38You can't know that.
08:39He's trying to slow down, huh?
08:41Mm-hmm.
08:41A select few of you Anbu will be chosen to guard the Feudal Lord's procession
08:46on the way back to his prefecture.
08:49Yes, sir!
08:50And this will be our plan.
08:59Hmm.
09:01We have Yamato showing up?
09:02Has to be, right?
09:03Yeah.
09:04Enough!
09:12This is it.
09:15Hmm.
09:16He got the plans.
09:17It appears that the time has arrived.
09:20Excellent work, Kakashi.
09:22Uh, no, Kakashi.
09:25Man, I don't want Kakashi to work with Danzo.
09:27Period!
09:29Yeah.
09:30I know.
09:32But it has to be Yamato, right?
09:34Yeah.
09:34Like, be about the same age, roughly, using wood style.
09:36A little bit younger than Kakashi.
09:38Yeah.
09:38So, I guess.
09:39Or another clone.
09:40Another one!
09:42Sure, yeah.
09:43This is, uh, Zomato.
09:46Zomato.
09:47With an X.
09:47Yeah.
09:49Or Z.
09:51And it's, that's why he's younger, and then the Yamato's a little older.
09:55Hey, man, you guys can't, can nobody name people better than this?
10:00Zomato.
10:01Okay.
10:02We learned a little bit more.
10:04Uh, a little.
10:05We kind of had some stuff over the same thing.
10:09Yeah.
10:10With the, the Ninetales showing up and everything.
10:13Yeah.
10:13Slightly different perspectives.
10:16Though we saw, again, the same, like.
10:18We saw the summoning.
10:19Itachi noticing it, Kakashi noticing it, and Lord Third noticing it.
10:23And I do wonder why those three are the ones who, like, sense something more so, you
10:27know?
10:28Yeah.
10:28Sure.
10:30If it's.
10:30Just like, sometimes you can just feel a storm coming.
10:33Yeah.
10:34But those three, you know?
10:35It wasn't like it was just like, who are the three, I don't know, most powerful people
10:39in the village that feel it?
10:40It was like Itachi, who's younger, and I don't think he's quite there yet, you know?
10:44Mm-hmm.
10:44But maybe it's the Sharingan that he's sensing something because of Madara and the Sharingan.
10:50Maybe it's.
10:51Kakashi, I think, makes sense because it could be his other eye, right?
10:54And you have that.
10:55Sure.
10:56That wholeness.
10:57Lord Third.
10:58I mean, he's strong.
11:00He's probably sensed, like, Ninetales and different things before, maybe, or something.
11:05I mean, it definitely feels like a Disturbance of the Force kind of thing.
11:07Yeah.
11:08Like, I have a bad feeling about this type of thing.
11:12Yeah.
11:12I get you.
11:13I mean, all three of them are slightly unconventional thinkers in terms of the Shinobi world.
11:19Maybe it's just that they have a slightly different point of view when they notice first.
11:23I don't know.
11:23Or it's just the weight of that event literally can be felt in the timeline.
11:30Sure.
11:30I mean, I think, like, if that's the case in the Force and stuff, too.
11:33Like, you have, like, you have various Jedi feeling.
11:36But what if you didn't have only Jedi feeling?
11:40Like, what if it wasn't, like, just Yoda, Mace, and Obi-Wan feeling it?
11:43And it was, I don't know.
11:45Somebody who's not even a Jedi.
11:46Like, Han Solo starts feeling something, you know?
11:49Yeah.
11:49I don't know.
11:50You're just curious.
11:52But, like, Han Solo, maybe you're like, oh, well, it's because it's, you know, been related or something like that.
11:57There's some kind of weird, different direction there.
12:01So, the last time we saw it, I was wondering why.
12:03And that was one of the things where I was like, maybe it's Kakashi.
12:05It's, like, it's the eye thing.
12:06If it is, his other eye.
12:08No, I get you.
12:09But, yeah.
12:10It's just interesting that it's those guys.
12:11I hate Danzo so much.
12:13I just hate him.
12:14He keeps showing up.
12:15They won't let him just die.
12:16I thought he was dead.
12:17We've got to go back and see him more and the terrible things he did.
12:20Excellent work, Kakashi.
12:22And I'm, like, 90% sure that he was like, oh, the Ninetales is coming.
12:26Go hide in this cave, you know?
12:28Yeah.
12:28Like, isn't that what he did?
12:30It's like, we will go underground and whatever survives, like, we will be the ones in charge kind of thing.
12:35I mean, I guess it's the idea of, like, put the president in a bunker so that there's a leader,
12:41whatever, you know, kind of thing.
12:43Sure.
12:43But he didn't go and, like, try to get people there to make sure they had the leadership or whatever.
12:47No, he didn't.
12:47He took it upon himself.
12:49Well, yeah.
12:50If any of the leadership survived, he wanted to be the only one.
12:54Yeah.
12:54And the rest of them die heroically fighting the Ninetale.
12:58It's interesting that when Minato is killed, they don't want to, like, replace the Hokage with one of their generation,
13:07or one of his generation people.
13:09They were like, well, maybe someone from the next generation should go.
13:13And then they said, okay, well, I'll hold off until that happens, or something like that.
13:19I thought that was kind of an interesting point of view.
13:22It's like this generation already had its Hokage.
13:25We don't want another.
13:26It's kind of what it feels like.
13:27I don't know.
13:28Well, maybe it's also, like, when they were looking for who to pick, they picked him, and they're like, well,
13:32who else is there?
13:32And they're like, eh, no one really.
13:34Like, well, what about the next generation?
13:36It's like, well, no one really there yet either, so they just.
13:39Yeah.
13:40Like, they didn't want to go with Rochamaru.
13:42Yeah.
13:42You know?
13:43I don't know about.
13:44I mean, eventually we get another Sanning instead.
13:47You know, we get Lady Tsunade.
13:49But I don't know exactly where she is.
13:51Her and Jiraiya aren't around.
13:52Jiraiya's probably off doing his.
13:54Yeah.
13:55His.
13:56What was it?
13:57In the Hidden Mist or whatever.
13:59The rain world.
14:01Of everything with Conan and Nagato and Yoichi.
14:05The rain world.
14:07Yeah, I forget what that realm is.
14:09Yeah, maybe they're just like, well, we already looked for your guys' generation.
14:12How about the next ones?
14:13And they're like, no, not enough experience.
14:14All right.
14:15Well, let's just go back to him for now.
14:17Yeah.
14:17A known quantity, at least.
14:19And, I mean, he's taking the position as, like, interim.
14:24Right?
14:24So the understanding is that they're going to groom the next person.
14:28And then.
14:28And did he only take it so that Donzo wouldn't suggest who he was going to suggest?
14:34I'll do it.
14:34Yeah.
14:35I think so.
14:37He does not trust the Rochamaru, I don't think.
14:39They talked about that last time where it's like there's something else going on there.
14:43Yeah.
14:43Kind of thing.
14:44So, yeah.
14:44And then he's.
14:45He's hit for a while.
14:47He gets pretty old.
14:48I mean, I guess he's hit for, I don't know, what, 10, 12 years?
14:51How old does Naruto get?
14:53Yeah, sure.
14:53Before the first Naruto?
14:55Yeah.
14:55I was kind of surprised because Kakashi killed everybody.
14:58He killed all five, yeah.
15:00Of all those imposter stone ninjas.
15:02He's not in a great spot and doesn't seemingly have anybody to talk to about it.
15:09They said there's no issues.
15:11That's what they said.
15:11They said that they found no evidence that he has trauma associated with killing his friend.
15:19Yes.
15:19He walked that one off.
15:20He's fine.
15:21Is that how they said it?
15:21They just said the death of him, right?
15:23Or do they say with him killing his friend?
15:25Like, do they know what happened?
15:26Does he know what happened?
15:27I don't know.
15:28I think he knows what happened.
15:29I don't know.
15:30Does he?
15:31I would imagine they would have done some type of missing report and he would have been
15:35honest, but I don't know.
15:36Well, sure, but does he know what happened?
15:38Like, he would have woken up and everyone's dead, including her.
15:41Yeah.
15:42Does he have a recollection of killing her?
15:44Why did he kill her?
15:45Yeah.
15:45Or why did...
15:46Like, does he think that he went into a rage and killed all those people?
15:50Ripped them apart and shit?
15:51Like, does he think he has some kind of ability to do that and it might happen again?
15:57Yeah, I don't know.
15:58Is that why he's so, like, stone-cold killer now?
16:01I'm curious on, like, what he thinks happened or if he knows what happened.
16:04Yeah.
16:05Or what he thinks he knows happened.
16:08What he thinks he knows.
16:10I don't know.
16:10Yeah.
16:11It's just...
16:12I want to know what happened there, too.
16:13Me too.
16:13Because we also had the Nagato...
16:17Yoichi?
16:17Is that right?
16:18Is that his name?
16:19The other guy, Ren to the Blade.
16:20Yeah.
16:21You know?
16:21Like, we had one of those kind of situations happening.
16:23Like, was it a sacrifice play that she did?
16:27Was he, like, waiting to fight someone else and she jumped in front?
16:32I don't know.
16:33Yeah.
16:34I just don't picture him being like...
16:35And just killing her.
16:36Me either.
16:38But, I mean, he's...
16:39He definitely feels like he had at least...
16:41He feels survivor's guilt slash some responsibility.
16:46Obito definitely treats him as if he has some responsibility.
16:49Whenever.
16:49He threw his flowers out.
16:51And we still haven't gotten the Orochimaru story stuff, right?
16:55Yeah.
16:56There's still Sasuke and Orochimaru going.
16:57He's going to tell us some stuff.
16:59And I feel like that's going to be a whole nother, like, let's unravel this part of the mystery.
17:02It does.
17:03We'll get there.
17:03That makes more sense.
17:04It's a whole different scroll.
17:05Yeah.
17:07It is.
17:08I don't know.
17:09All right.
17:09Well, we'll see where we go.
17:10But I think we're sticking with Pikachu for now.
17:12All right.
17:13I just want less Danzo.
17:14I know.
17:16I want to go wherever Danzo is already dead.
17:18You will get more Danzo if you deserve it.
17:22And you do.
17:23At Blomelive.com, you can watch these guys get more that they deserve.
17:28Danzo every week.
17:30Naruto.
17:30Fight.
17:31For the rest of the show.
17:32Tin tails.
17:34Obito.
17:35Thanks, everybody.
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