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00:00Hey guys, Kuluban, my back. I'm Rick, Eric, I'm Calvin, and we are back with One Piece, where we are
00:06sailing to Alabasta.
00:08Yes. Finally. No more stops. No stops. If we're not stopping, you better have gone to the bathroom.
00:14No stops. Going to Alabasta. Well, I think he's pissing the sea. I sure hope so. No, not you, but
00:22I hope he's no stopping.
00:29Looky there. Holy shit. This isn't their boat. Oh, don't look at that. Oh, God. Why do we have subtitles?
00:39What are these? What pirates are these? Oh, God. Pig pirates or something. Pig palm pirates. I hope the pigs.
00:46That'd be so cool.
00:47They definitely have the pigs. Palm pig pirates. PPPs.
00:56Whoa. Whoa. Damn, I can't remember what kind of knives or axes they are.
01:05Oh, who is that? Oh, God. The hero. The hero of Alabasta, the warlord of the sea.
01:17I only came to your pathetic little town for that pirate's head.
01:21Oh, God. He's so great. And modest. He comes and saves us, but he won't.
01:26And modest. And these people are real desperate.
01:31Dude, look at that. Oh. In the desert.
01:35Oh, the hook. Might keep the heat off.
01:37Your peasants can call me whatever you want. That hook is so big.
01:40For those who wish to live, lie down now. What an idiot.
01:44Oh, dude. He's got the cool pose.
01:48He has like a scar. Oh, God. He's been stabbed.
01:52Is he a pincushion fruit?
01:54He's fucked up now.
01:57What is he doing?
01:59A new sand sorcery?
02:04That'd be so epic if they started playing the sandstorm through this.
02:09You guys remember Garo, right?
02:11Yeah. Maybe he has a...who?
02:13I've never seen him before except for that one little arc in Naruto.
02:16Yeah, he has one up here. Never again.
02:18Maybe he has a sand sand fruit.
02:21Oh, gosh. He like dehydrated him.
02:23He emotepped him.
02:27He like sandblasted. Could you imagine him being sandblasted to death?
02:29Yeah. That would be terrible.
02:31It would be.
02:32I'm a puppet, huh? I don't think so.
02:34He wouldn't be very good on the sea.
02:35I don't think so.
02:37Well, no, I mean, like, sand fruit.
02:41If he has to, like, manipulate it?
02:42Yeah.
02:43Instead of create it.
02:44Rock Godot! Rock Godot! Rock Godot! Rock Godot! Rock Godot!
02:49Well, who are these guys?
02:51Uh, these are the soldiers of the kingdom to come and help.
02:55Probably.
02:56Looks like he beat us here again.
02:58It's a little too late.
03:00Which makes me think...
03:01Seems like he's always one step ahead.
03:03Well, as long as the citizens are safe, I suppose there's no need to order this time.
03:06Crocodile has been a great help.
03:08Makes me think, like, well, how did he know to go there early?
03:13Yeah.
03:14Can we be false flag?
03:15Damn it, we're not there!
03:17Fuck!
03:17Not necessarily false flag, but, like, a convenient hero.
03:22I was lied to.
03:24We were there.
03:26How did enough food for eight people, which I carefully divided up so that it would last until we reached
03:31Alabasta, suddenly go missing in the middle of the night?
03:34Oh, hey, it looks like you have something around your mouth there.
03:37Well, I forgot about the crumbs!
03:41I knew it was...
03:42I knew it was...
03:43Jesus!
03:46We need a better way of keeping the food safe from Luffy.
03:49Can we please buy a refrigerator that locks?
03:52Well, maybe...
03:53Meat, bread, something.
03:55Karu's not like happy.
03:56No, we really do need to catch something for Sanji.
03:59So, how's the fishing going?
04:03Donk.
04:05Dude, it's not up to them whether they catch fish or not.
04:08The fish have to bite.
04:09They were eating food!
04:10No, they were eating the food, Calvin!
04:12They stuck some, too!
04:12No, but they were still trying to fish!
04:15Luffy didn't do shit!
04:17He's fishing.
04:18Yeah, he's trying.
04:19Ow!
04:22Really?
04:23You do realize this is your fault?
04:24You ate all the bait that we had!
04:26He ate the bait, too?
04:28Catch anything yet?
04:29Yeah, Triple X.
04:38I love how Karu wasn't making any noise until she showed up, because he decided that it
04:44wasn't worth it to waste his strength.
04:47Well, if he makes noises, the fish might come and get him.
04:50You jerks.
04:51Nabi, there's something wrong.
04:52Come quickly!
04:55Green steam.
04:56It's so ferric.
04:57Was there eyes in that, or just holes in the...
04:59There are volcanoes underneath the sea?
05:02That's right.
05:03In fact, there are actually more volcanoes under the sea than there are on dry land.
05:07Makes sense.
05:08A lot more steam.
05:1070% water, right?
05:13Take him!
05:13Put him on the boat!
05:22Yeah, it's not gonna smell good.
05:26Why'd they sail through it?
05:36Chips in the night?
05:37Oh, what?
05:40She's just gone?
05:42They caught him with a fishing rod.
05:44Oh my god.
05:46Yeah, good job, Karu.
05:52He jumps on random ducks.
05:54That's a problem.
05:55The weakness.
05:56Now the sharks.
05:57Well, he's gonna be dead.
05:59Depends if he ate a double food or not.
06:05He can't, right?
06:06The top ten or whatever don't have...
06:07They all have the double foods.
06:08Yep.
06:09Mm-hmm.
06:10I thought I was going to die there for a minute.
06:12Hey!
06:13You saved me!
06:14Thanks!
06:15I never imagined my life would be saved by a group of complete strangers.
06:19Oh, hey.
06:20You're just an absolute cutie, aren't you?
06:23Oh, yeah.
06:24Sexy.
06:26Now, get ready.
06:28This is my power!
06:31Oh, God.
06:32You just...
06:33Power me on him?
06:33Wait, wait.
06:34Hold on a second.
06:37This is all just for a little fun, remember?
06:40Oh.
06:41Hey now, Nina.
06:42He can transform.
06:44By palming your face.
06:46What the?
06:47And if I touch my face with my left hand?
06:50I'm back to normal.
06:52Now, that is the power of the clone, clone, devil.
06:54Clone, clone.
06:55Wow.
06:56Wow.
06:57No, now he has them all.
06:59As you can see, I can mimic anyone.
07:02That's not all.
07:03I can change bodies, too.
07:09Hehehehe.
07:09Jesus.
07:12Oh, man.
07:13It's a good time to...
07:18That was the king.
07:19Yeah.
07:20Yep.
07:20Dude, he could pretend to be the king or anybody and do some stufs.
07:24Yeah.
07:25Uh-oh.
07:29It's too good to be two.
07:30It's time to say goodbye already.
07:32Journeys must always include farewells.
07:35And yet, I will never forget you all today.
07:38It's been crazy.
07:41Now, quickly, let's be going.
07:43Yes, sir, Mr. Two.
07:44Mr. Bon Clay, sir.
07:47Mr. Two?
07:49That guy is Mr. Two?
07:52Apparently, he's a very tall ballerina.
07:55Talks like a woman.
07:56And he always wears a swan coat.
07:58The coat says Bon Clay on the back.
08:01I saw something in his memory.
08:03In the faces that he showed us.
08:06One of those faces belonged to my father.
08:09That's not good.
08:11If you can mimic the face of a king that easily,
08:13Mr. Two has the potential to cause a lot of trouble.
08:15Yeah.
08:16Looks like we let a really bad guy get away today, huh?
08:18You guys like, we like each other.
08:20We're friendship.
08:21Should throw him in the water.
08:22If Mr. Two realizes that we're the ones Baroque Works is after,
08:25then he can use the memories he got earlier to transform into any one of us.
08:29Except Vivi.
08:30It's actually a good thing that we ran into Mr. Two when we did,
08:33because now we can prepare,
08:35and we can beat him at his own game.
08:37Have code words.
08:38Yeah, code words.
08:39Knowledge is power.
08:43What the hell?
08:46Why did they catch something?
08:48A cat?
08:50It's a catfish.
08:51Food for me.
08:55Poor kitty.
08:56Reverse!
08:57Put the boat in reverse!
08:59Now then, sea kitten, how do you think I should cook you?
09:03He's up his sleeves, only fights with his feet.
09:08Run, kitty!
09:09Sea cats are sacred animals in Alabasta.
09:11Well, that's good to know.
09:13They have more animals in the ocean than I thought.
09:16If you're still scared of that stuff, then you have a long way to go.
09:20So!
09:22God, there's something on the ground.
09:24His butt's sticking up in the air.
09:26God.
09:28And those things you see behind us over there
09:30are all the proof I need that we're getting close.
09:36Oh, fuck.
09:38Baroque ships.
09:40They're all flying to Baroque work symbol on their mass.
09:43This can't be good!
09:45Can you do the billions?
09:47Yep.
09:48So they said...
09:48Come on, let's blow them all the way!
09:50It'll be quicker if we just go over there and beat them all!
09:53We need to keep our eyes on the prize, or we might lose this all together.
09:56Yeah.
09:57The billions are just gonna slow you down.
09:59After all the years, it sucks.
10:00They might have food on their ships.
10:02That's what I was thinking.
10:03Yeah, but you can't fight hungry.
10:04No, we'd go beat up one ship, take other food, eat it.
10:08But beating up takes fighting.
10:10You can't fight hungry.
10:11What a good plan.
10:12We'll always know who our friends are.
10:13Just look for the bandage on their arm.
10:16This clung-clung fruit guy.
10:21We know that someone with his powers is among the enemy.
10:24So we need to be really careful to be on our guard at all times.
10:27Okay, no matter what happens on that island, remember, this thing on all our arms is a sign of our
10:34friendship!
10:36It's a friendship bracelet.
10:37Karu had one, too.
10:38And E!
10:40Oh, it helped me do that.
10:42That's a side note.
10:43Just try to think before you do anything stupid.
10:45You got that?
10:46Yeah, of course.
10:47You're right.
10:48I always try.
10:49I will.
10:50Of course.
10:52Man, I was getting worried.
10:55That we weren't going to get to Alabaster?
10:56After the whole thing, it'd be like, oh, no, we ate all the food.
10:59We ain't got any food.
11:00To be fair, we might have to stop somewhere.
11:03We're still not there yet.
11:05It's right there.
11:06It's right there, but we're not there yet.
11:09I was like, oh, my gosh.
11:10We're not making it.
11:11We're not making it.
11:11We're not making it.
11:12How many more?
11:13We're just up at one island.
11:14It's going to be 20 more episodes.
11:16They didn't make it, but we got to see it a little bit, and we got to see Crocodile
11:20and his power base, which seems to be like sand sorcery of some sort.
11:27Yeah.
11:28Or like, it has to be his fruit.
11:34Yeah.
11:34Right?
11:35Because they said before that all of the Baroque works, like top officers above six or whatever
11:41has gum gum.
11:42Or not gum.
11:43Devil fruit.
11:43Devil fruit powers.
11:44People want to call it dum-dum.
11:45Dum gum fruit because...
11:46Hey, dum-dum.
11:47Give me gum gum.
11:48Because that's the first one we saw.
11:49Yeah.
11:50I'm like, oh, the gum gum fruits, but not the devil fruits.
11:52Yeah.
11:52Yeah.
11:53And he's got a big ol' hook.
11:56Yeah.
11:56Yeah, he does.
11:57And he has a ball that if someone has a dorm.
11:59Small either.
12:00Yeah.
12:00You can use that to hit people.
12:01Bam!
12:01Like in the desert, it's a sandstorm, but on the sea, maybe it's like a typhoon or something
12:05like that.
12:06No, a dragon has the storm storm fruit.
12:08He made lightning strike Luffy or whatever.
12:10That was God anointing his son.
12:17Yeah.
12:18So yeah, I don't know.
12:19It's a neat power.
12:21He also got stabbed a bunch and nothing happened.
12:25Yeah.
12:25Like if it is sand, smoke or kick our butts.
12:28Mm-hmm.
12:28So I don't imagine sand is going to be much easier.
12:32Sure.
12:33I mean, if you can stab sand in it, I guess it wouldn't hurt or do anything, right?
12:37So if he has like a sand power, that could make sense.
12:40Do you think he's made of sand?
12:42Yeah.
12:42I do.
12:43I think like, he just has all sand, like how he's made of rubber.
12:47He's made of sand.
12:48We just treat him like Clayface.
12:49We just add water until he just...
12:50Doesn't.
12:51Yeah.
12:53So he does have a hook.
12:54So do you think the hook is that he lost it before he ate a fruit?
12:58If he was, you know, if, you know what I mean?
13:01Like...
13:01Yeah.
13:02Like he seems to be...
13:03Could Smoker make himself look like whatever he wants?
13:06Because he just does smoke and then like...
13:09You mean could his smoke take whatever shape he wants the smoke to take?
13:12Yeah.
13:13I think it could take any shape, but it would still look like smoke.
13:16It would still look like smoke.
13:17If he wasn't smoked, it would be just Smoker.
13:20Gotcha.
13:20I would guess.
13:22As opposed to like, Mr. 2.
13:25Like there's no saying that his normal face is his normal face.
13:28We don't know.
13:28Other than he uses his other arm to like clear it.
13:31So maybe we can't say that.
13:32But his power seems super powerful for like subterfuge.
13:38Yeah.
13:38Like espionage.
13:39Yeah.
13:39Or like, I'm gonna pretend to be the king and screw up some...
13:43Take over control of this island.
13:44Take over control or start a war or get my kingdom to hate me so that my crocodile can take
13:51charge.
13:52You know, I don't know.
13:52But I wonder if it has any like combat potential.
13:55Well, I guess that's true.
13:57Like, did he have Luffy powers when he took over Luffy?
14:01Does he have sword techniques?
14:03They said about memories, but I don't know if the memories just meant like...
14:05I think it's just recall on a calculator.
14:07Yeah, like that.
14:08It's like the T-1000 where he remembered all those people he turned into.
14:12Yeah.
14:13Like, there's a memory in him, but not like...
14:15He doesn't know the memory of all those people, does he?
14:17I don't think so.
14:18Or when he turns into them, he has their memories?
14:19I don't think that's what he was implying.
14:21Yeah.
14:22Otherwise, I feel like he would have recognized that they were being chased by baroque words.
14:27Yeah.
14:27Yeah.
14:27Oh, hey.
14:28Yeah.
14:28Okay, good.
14:29That's what I was thinking.
14:30I'm like, that I'm not...
14:31Like, you said about needing a code word.
14:33I'm like, that's because we can't like...
14:34Hey, tell me something only Luffy would know.
14:35Well, he knows everything because of the memories, you know?
14:38Like...
14:39I love to eat!
14:40I don't know.
14:40Now, do you...
14:41Can he speak their language?
14:43Like, his voice sounds like theirs.
14:44Yeah.
14:44But if he didn't know the language, would he know the language?
14:47If they spoke a different language, yeah, sure.
14:48Well, yeah.
14:49He says he just imitates and mimics, but it's not like a true copy.
14:55If I was a...
14:56If I had that power, that'd be one of my things I'd be doing is working on accents and languages
15:01and stuff to be able to do that more.
15:03Yeah.
15:04Do you think their very quick, brief friendship will shine through in the coming events?
15:10And they have a duck, and he loves ducks.
15:12He loves ducks.
15:12He loves to randomly jump on ducks.
15:15Never underestimate the power of Luffy's friendship.
15:17That's what I was gonna say.
15:18I would say, like, well, that might just be a one-off thing.
15:20But Luffy's friendship changes people.
15:23I don't know.
15:24He thinks he's a cool guy.
15:25Will that, like, come back up in our dealings with Mr. Two or not?
15:30Will he join us against Crocodile?
15:33I don't know.
15:33It did seem like his only, like, motivation was just not getting in trouble.
15:38It didn't seem like he really wanted to, like, punish...
15:43Like, three seems creepy.
15:45Number three.
15:45Yes.
15:46He just seems eccentric.
15:47Yeah.
15:48And, too, also, I felt like whatever he was saying, also, like, you are my friend.
15:54He didn't feel like there was any fakeness in it or performance.
15:58It felt real.
15:59Yeah, it didn't seem like there was any malice or...
16:00He was wiping away tears when he left.
16:02He was.
16:02Yeah.
16:03I don't know.
16:04I'm gonna keep that in mind.
16:05I think maybe that can come back.
16:06His crew was like, don't bring up those fucking ducks again.
16:10He did not be dirty, though.
16:13And bodies, too!
16:14Yeah, I know.
16:15That was fucked up.
16:15It's fucked up.
16:17It's a good thing Sanjay wasn't there.
16:18I don't know if he would have been able to handle it.
16:20He didn't take it.
16:20It's a good thing.
16:21Yeah.
16:22He might be dead from the fountain of blood coming out of his nose.
16:26They ate all the food in the bait.
16:28Yeah.
16:29Yep.
16:29They ate the scraps.
16:31Luffy ate all the food.
16:33Yeah.
16:34And they can't eat sea cats because they're sacred.
16:36They're sacred.
16:37And it was...
16:38It was poor things.
16:39And it was way larger than their ship.
16:42Sure, but...
16:42They went through all the dinosaurs.
16:43Yeah, well, they didn't take all the dinosaurs.
16:45You're right.
16:46They left a lot there.
16:47Mm-hmm.
16:48Hopefully...
16:49And Luffy ate it all.
16:50So we need to stop somewhere and get refrigerators with locks on them.
16:53That's probably a good idea.
16:55Can you...
16:56When they...
16:56Do they mean buy a whole new fridge that locks or buy a lock for the fridge?
17:01He said, can we buy a refrigerator with a lock on it?
17:04A lock on it.
17:04That's a whole new fridge.
17:05That's a whole new fridge.
17:06Two fridges.
17:06Yeah.
17:07Which I would say, just get one of those, like, gate hinge padlock clasp things.
17:14Just get a padlock.
17:16Yeah, but you don't want any wiggle room on it.
17:18Because if he can open a little bit, he might better, like, slide his rubbery arm into there
17:22and put his whole body in there.
17:24I don't know.
17:25Eat all the food and get out.
17:26No one knows.
17:26How do they keep it cool?
17:28Refrigerator.
17:28Yeah.
17:29It's probably vacuum sealed.
17:31It keeps it cool.
17:34Yeah.
17:36I don't think they have power on the ship, do they?
17:38They might.
17:39They probably have ice blocks, which would work for a while.
17:42Yeah.
17:42Yeah.
17:43You need to change them eventually.
17:45I mean, that's why they call them ice chests.
17:47Yeah.
17:47Because they just put a big block of ice in there and it kept it cold.
17:51We just came from a whole island of ice.
17:53We did?
17:54You're right.
17:54There's a lot of ice there.
17:55Yeah, they just opened the door and then shut it.
17:58Yeah.
17:58And then, look, refrigerator.
18:00They could have put Karu in there for a while there.
18:02Yeah.
18:03That's true.
18:03He was an ice block.
18:05Yeah.
18:06A big one.
18:07I know.
18:09He's just using him as bait.
18:11It's so fucked up.
18:12Like, he had gotten to the point where he had struggled and given up.
18:18And then, and then she came along and he was like, ah, please help me, save me, please.
18:23If Karu wasn't there, do you think it would have been Chopper?
18:26I hope not.
18:27And then if Chopper wasn't there, who would have been?
18:29Because they can understand him.
18:30Like, they've...
18:31Karu, do you go, Haru?
18:34Yeah.
18:35Chopper would be like, no, please, help.
18:37To them, Karu is just a duck.
18:38Even though it's, it's, uh, Vivi's friend.
18:43Luffy was gonna eat it at one point, right?
18:45Yeah.
18:46He was gonna eat Karu, but he's also gonna eat Chopper.
18:48He was gonna eat Chopper.
18:49He was totally.
18:49Until he learned.
18:50Until he became friends.
18:51Until he became friends.
18:52Until he became friends with Karu.
18:53Yeah.
18:53I don't know.
18:55Luffy and Sanji went to eat Chopper.
18:58Yeah.
18:58And they weren't even hungry!
18:59Well, but they were in a medicated, uh, injured state or something.
19:04Yeah.
19:06Especially Sanji.
19:08Crawling after him like a fucking zombie.
19:12Guys, thank you so much for watching One Piece with us.
19:14We will be back next week with another episode.
19:16As we get to Alabasto, we're finally here!
19:19Bleh!
19:20Ish!
19:20I think.
19:21I don't know.
19:21We haven't touched ground, so I'll wait.
19:22Uh, if you want to see more right now, make sure you go to blindwave.com.
19:25There is an early access table.
19:26We've been releasing two episodes every week.
19:29So there's a lot more episodes there.
19:30You can go and see more right now.
19:33See you guys later.
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