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00:00Hey guys, Cruel Blind Wave, I'm Eric.
00:02I'm Calvin.
00:02I'm Eric.
00:03We are back with Naruto Shippuden, where last time, ooh, a couple little things happened.
00:09Uh, Matarad Shia appeared.
00:10That's not a big deal, we've had him for a bit.
00:12The whole other one.
00:13He's a real one.
00:14We think.
00:15The real.
00:15He beat the ass out of, like, 500 people at the same time.
00:19Yeah.
00:19And then threw an asteroid at an asteroid.
00:23Beat their ass out of so many people.
00:25Yeah, an asteroid.
00:30I don't have much chakra left at all.
00:35What am I gonna do?
00:38We need sensor beans.
00:40Naruto, this time I'll lend you my power.
00:44Oh, I didn't think this one was gonna happen.
00:45He doesn't like Madara.
00:46He does not like Madara.
00:48I do not care if I'm Madara.
00:50If he's going to try to control me again, I'd rather stick with you.
00:55Yeah!
00:55Yeah!
00:57Oh!
00:57Multi-shadowclown jutsu!
01:02How many?
01:03Give me like 16?
01:05Maybe the Ninetales can let him do.
01:07Go fight, Nantos.
01:09Yeah!
01:10Fuck them trees!
01:11Holy shit, the 100 zone!
01:12Barrage line!
01:13Deforestation!
01:14Giant Rasengan barrage line?
01:16Just as you said, he's quite an impressive shinobi.
01:20Isn't he?
01:21I used up the chakra.
01:22Ninetales gave me in one shot.
01:24One shot.
01:24Damn.
01:25Do it again, chakra.
01:26There's Ninetales.
01:27Naruto, that's enough.
01:30I'll take over this battle from here on.
01:33Oh, can he do this?
01:34I think he's gonna use himself up.
01:37I have a chance to reclaim myself now.
01:39I've still got enough energy left to do that, believe you me.
01:43Believe you me.
01:46Sloters!
01:47Man, I thought we were a title.
01:48That's too bad.
01:50I wanted to try out some more jutsu.
01:52But I don't think you can dance anymore, Onoki.
01:55Oh, no.
01:57I've never helped look at him.
01:58What?
01:59But why?
02:00That wasn't the agreement.
02:01Lord Hashirama said...
02:03There is no alliance now.
02:05For all these years, we shinobi have done nothing but do battle.
02:10We have continued to fight for the sake of our nations and our villages.
02:14Three times now, our hatred has caused all-out war.
02:17But that is simply the way that life is.
02:21It's because I've experienced pain in the past that I can even consider what would be best for the future.
02:28This war is different than the others.
02:30This time, we're all fighting the battle together in order to achieve something more than the petty differences we fought over before.
02:37Though slow in peace, the world does accrue its past experiences and grow steadily towards peace.
02:46The world does not need to grow any further.
02:49It should slumber in peace under the genjutsu of the eternal Tsukuyomi.
02:53I shall win against you here.
02:56I will reclaim myself.
03:01No, Garth.
03:02I'll allow all of you to meddle this one time.
03:06Your name's Mabui, right?
03:08Prepare your ethereal transmission jutsu and come with me.
03:12The ethereal transmission jutsu is for transporting objects.
03:15We won't know until we try it, right?
03:17We do know!
03:18The show objectifies her enough.
03:19It should count.
03:20The transmission race is so fast.
03:20The body can't keep up.
03:21And it just gets torn apart.
03:23It's certain death.
03:24Perhaps it's possible for the forthright Kage.
03:26She doesn't seem to be in the body.
03:27Being of the third lord's blood.
03:28But certainly not for you, Lady Hakage.
03:30What?
03:30She does it to herself.
03:33She literally adjudifies herself again.
03:35I know.
03:37Mabui, go prepare the ethereal transmission jutsu.
03:40You're sending both of us.
03:42No, Rekage, not you too!
03:44Shikaku, please!
03:51Nice.
03:52Genma, I'm sorry because you just do as I say.
03:55Don't interrupt me no matter what I tell you.
03:57First of all, the real Madurai has been brought back with the reanimation jutsu.
04:02I'm sorry to interrupt, but...
04:04No!
04:04Ethereal transmission jutsu!
04:10The three of us were formally assigned to the fourth Hokage's personal guard platoon.
04:15And now we're there for the fifth.
04:17The lord fourth taught all of us his flying Raijin jutsu.
04:20Lady Tsunade bears the jutsu formula on her.
04:22As soon as she reaches the battlefield, we'll fly right there ourselves.
04:26So we're just going to get a bunch of Kage?
04:28Mm-hmm.
04:34Unruly A and Princess Tsunade.
04:37Unruly A?
04:38Yep.
04:39Unruly A and Killer B.
04:43Well, seeing that anyone here is still alive...
04:46I guess we made it in time.
04:47Imagine seeing the day when the five of Kage would unite and fight side by side.
04:55That's awesome.
04:56It's so cool.
04:57Wait, are we over?
04:58No.
04:58Oh, God damn it.
05:00That is over, man.
05:00But don't...
05:01Wait!
05:02I think that was just mid-card, right?
05:05This is perfect.
05:06You all will make this test of mine worthwhile.
05:09Thank you for this princess.
05:10I'll heal the two of you.
05:12Lava style, lava monster, Jutsu!
05:14Yes!
05:19Destroying his wood.
05:20Take that, tree!
05:20Take that, tree!
05:22Good.
05:23I'm so excited.
05:24How much longer, Hokage?
05:27Just a bit.
05:28Great.
05:29So does that mean you can heal me too, Granny Tsunade?
05:32I may be a clone, but I can't afford to disappear yet.
05:35I can join you.
05:36That's not necessary.
05:37Lightning-style teleportation as well as lava-style Keki Genkai.
05:43Most impressive attacks.
05:46How is your defense?
05:54Pretty good.
05:56Whoa.
05:57Stone golem!
05:58And a sand shield!
05:59A defensive wall of sand and stone?
06:02Also quite impressive.
06:05Right.
06:06It's time to go on the events.
06:08That's cool.
06:08So they both use different things to help prevent that from happening.
06:11Yeah.
06:12Mitukage!
06:14Water-style hidden mist Jutsu!
06:18Mmm.
06:19They're trying to block the Renegade's field of vision with it.
06:25Let's do this, Saikage!
06:27Right!
06:27Hmm, hmm.
06:30Super-wicked-bone-a-jutsu!
06:32Super-wicked.
06:33He's shifting his weight lighter and heavier when he wants to.
06:38Yeah.
06:39Lighter for the speed, heavier for the punch.
06:40It's like all momentum.
06:42It's like all light when he was switching back and forth his arms.
06:45Yeah.
06:45You see this war that we're now fighting?
06:48In the beginning, I only agreed to join the Allied Shinobi Forces in order to get rid of the Akatsuki.
06:53Now I want to be here as a Tsuchikage of the Allied Shinobi Forces.
06:58Naruto, please let all of us deal with this Madara.
07:03I swear we'll finish him off.
07:04Like Madara, we Kage are all so guilty of stirring up hate in the past.
07:09It's our responsibility to make things right.
07:11You go and take care of the other Madara, my boy.
07:14That act will become the first step in promoting hope for the future.
07:18Now, clone Naruto, I entrust you with this message from all the five Kage.
07:25Win.
07:29Let's go.
07:30I don't know what you're saying.
07:31We're a win.
07:32Ah!
07:36Music is...
07:37Ninja flute!
07:38Ninja flute!
07:40God, I love that ninja flute.
07:42Oh, shit.
07:44Yeah.
07:44We're going to have double Madara fights.
07:46Yeah!
07:46Double!
07:48God, get right there!
07:49Punch him!
07:51Ahead, bud!
07:52Break his mask off.
07:54Right.
07:56The five Kage assemble!
07:59Kage!
08:00Assemble!
08:01Ugh.
08:04Dude, it's so cool to get a chance to see, like, the Kage fight.
08:07Yeah.
08:07You know?
08:09I've been hoping we would see this.
08:10I was disappointed when, like, half of the Kages were staying behind to, like, do the
08:15organization thing.
08:17And we'll just send you two to go fight.
08:19Yeah.
08:20And you'll go defend the lords.
08:23Yeah.
08:24It's cool, too, though, because we have kind of, like, two more offensive ones.
08:28Kind of two more, like, range defense-y ones, I suppose, right?
08:33Mm-hmm.
08:33Like, Gaara and the Tsuchikage kind of have, like, a support-defensive kind of style, you
08:39know?
08:40Yeah.
08:40Range.
08:41Range defense and support defense, I feel like.
08:43Like, making heavier, making lighter.
08:45Stone golems.
08:47They're a hell of a team.
08:47And the particle shot thing.
08:49Yeah.
08:49The particle jutsu.
08:50But, like, Raikage, he's, like, fast to punch you.
08:53And Mizukage seems to be very, like...
08:55Has Madara used up a lot of Chaka already, or is he...
08:58I mean, he's used a decent amount.
09:00He hasn't started yet.
09:01Yeah.
09:01I don't know.
09:02I mean, their lip...
09:04Like, as they were doing the lip flaps and you couldn't hear what they were saying, I
09:08was, like, trying to, like, what would it be?
09:10I was trying to read it.
09:11It was, like, obviously, whatever it would be would be in Japanese, you know, or whatever.
09:14But I was convinced to myself they all were going to say, believe it!
09:18And I would have been fucking...
09:19I would have went nuts.
09:21Yeah.
09:22It would have been the best payoff.
09:23I know.
09:23I would have fucking...
09:24I might have...
09:27Float the table.
09:28I think it wouldn't work, though.
09:29You know?
09:30Yeah, you know it wouldn't work, as well.
09:31No.
09:32You fool!
09:33Fucking idiots.
09:34That threw believing in the trash.
09:39It's been years now.
09:40Still upset.
09:41Yeah.
09:42Like, it's one of those things where it's like, well, if it's not going to work in English,
09:45whatever it is that you do, like, especially if you have an idea of what it can be in the
09:48future, like, bring some stuff back and hit that nostalgia a little bit where, you know,
09:52where it used to be like, man, it annoyed me so much when he said it, but now you're using
09:55it for good, you know?
09:57Yeah.
09:57You've twisted it a bit, and this is so cool.
10:00Like, Naruto was super annoying in the beginning.
10:03Yeah, but I think that you're supposed to kind of feel that way.
10:05But you're supposed to be a little annoyed by him.
10:07And now, like, if he did it now, my God, the payoff would be amazing.
10:12Because it's so earned.
10:14It's so earned at this point.
10:15Like, I'm hoping this whole Ninetales thing, like, we have that moment of, like, I'll lend
10:20you my chakra.
10:21I do not care for Madara.
10:23You know?
10:24Like, I'd rather stick with you.
10:26I'd rather stick with you than be enslaved by him.
10:28Yeah.
10:28Like, maybe this Naruto who's meeting the other Madara, hey, hey, they're both saying they're
10:34Madara.
10:35They have a plan.
10:36Let's foil it.
10:37Work with me.
10:38Yeah.
10:38We can work together.
10:39I don't want to enslave you.
10:40I'd like to work with you.
10:41You know, Killer B and the Eight Tales have, like, a working with aspect.
10:45They do?
10:45It doesn't necessarily feel like one's enslaving the other.
10:47Yeah.
10:47One's not in prison.
10:49It's like the other one's, like, sometimes even the other one's, like, me.
10:53Like, what are you doing?
10:54Yeah, I know.
10:54You know?
10:55Like...
10:55It's like he reigns him in.
10:56Yeah.
10:57But, yeah, the giant Rasengan barrage line.
11:00Like, oh, I'm tired.
11:02I'm out of energy.
11:02Like, you only gave me a little bit.
11:04It was just that one thing for that one attack.
11:07I used it all.
11:08But that was also a clone.
11:09So maybe, like, if Naruto, like, collects all of his clones back to it,
11:15then he'll have, like, the full might of the Nine Tails chakra.
11:21Yeah.
11:22Yeah.
11:22Because it was just that one...
11:23It was the clone that was at the Kage battlefield that ran out of chakra.
11:28But the main Naruto...
11:29He's still in his little fight.
11:31He's still in his Nine Tails shroud.
11:33His chakra cloak.
11:34Yeah.
11:34That's what they call it, right?
11:36I can't wait to figure out more on the other Madara.
11:38Are we going to talk with him or are we going to just fight?
11:40Well, so far we've had that.
11:41I mean, it's going to be both.
11:42Right.
11:43Also, B and Naruto, I assume, are going to have to fight the Genchuriki first.
11:47You know?
11:48Probably.
11:49How many are there?
11:50What, like, six or seven?
11:51Six or seven.
11:52Guys, thank you so much for watching.
11:54We hope you're enjoying Shippuden.
11:56The next episode, I'm hoping, is going to be some crazy Madara fighting stuff.
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12:14Probably, for sure.
12:15Right?
12:15Like, it's not going on for this many episodes, is it?
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