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00:00Hey guys, Cool Bond and we're back. I'm Rick.
00:01Eric.
00:02Aaron.
00:02I'm Calvin.
00:03We're back with ReZero.
00:06Terrible things happen.
00:07I don't want to remember.
00:09That's what this shit was about.
00:10Yeah, yeah, they did.
00:11The world's flooded.
00:13Mm-hmm.
00:14They want...
00:14Or just the city.
00:15They want three more things.
00:16We have three more demands.
00:17Yep.
00:19Body of the Witch.
00:20Atom of Wisdom.
00:21Oh yeah, they want the witch body.
00:23Yeah.
00:23That was the original thing.
00:25But now there's three more.
00:25But now they want more.
00:27Artificial spirit.
00:29Mm-hmm.
00:30Subaru lost a leg again.
00:32Yeah.
00:32Yes.
00:33He needs to just...
00:36Slit his own throat.
00:37And he's floating in the water while a dragon stole...
00:40Uh...
00:41Crucia.
00:41Rescued?
00:42Rescued.
00:43I don't know yet.
00:44I don't know.
00:45Yeah, we don't know.
00:45We gotta figure that out.
00:46Let's figure it out right now.
00:47Huh?
00:47Uh-huh.
00:48You see, many Sin Archbishops are in Priestella at the moment.
00:53Our husband is one of them.
00:55Regulus?
00:56He's one as well?
00:58Subaru.
00:59I noticed you mentioned that person's name before as well.
01:04Subaru is my knight.
01:12The dragon curse is coming out of him, right?
01:14What the hell?
01:15Mobbies?
01:19Or he feels his animality?
01:23Don't get me too excited.
01:24You big idiot.
01:27Priscilla, it's you!
01:28Well, who else would I be?
01:30Wait, we fell into the waterway?
01:32So did it flood or something?
01:33The torrent of water that was pouring out of the great water gate washed away every last bit of the
01:38city.
01:41How did it drain?
01:42How did it get a leg again?
01:43What the fuck?
01:45What the heck is that?
01:48Ah!
01:49Now don't scream.
01:51Ah!
01:52Don't scream, Aaron.
01:55Broke the one room.
01:57Whoa.
01:57This is something.
01:59Dragon blood.
02:00Dragon blood?
02:02That's one of the three treasures the holy dragon gave Lagunica's royal family.
02:07Uh-huh.
02:08Oh!
02:08Quit it!
02:09Well, well.
02:10Seems that wounds on places other than your leg don't heal.
02:13Will you please put that thing away?
02:15I don't like her.
02:17Okay.
02:17I thought you would.
02:18Did she take a sample, maybe?
02:19The Sin Archbishop of Lust announced that she has three new demands.
02:23The Artificial Spirit and the Tome of Wisdom have joined the list.
02:27Also, the upcoming wedding ceremony with the silver-haired girl.
02:31No!
02:32Go kick her!
02:34No!
02:35That's awesome.
02:36You don't feel discouraged after everything I've told you?
02:39I have to commend your courage.
02:42And for that, I'm giving you a reward.
02:47There's a face in my girl.
02:48Oh, damn it!
02:49What the hell?
02:51No!
02:52Look out for those Demi-bees!
02:53Demi-bees?
02:54What?
02:55Every one of them gives the distinct impression that the creator had no sense of beauty.
02:59Oh, man.
03:00There'd be forged weapons out of them now.
03:02Yeah.
03:04Are these...
03:04Phoenix.
03:12I like it better now.
03:14I've got some pure-ass stuff going on.
03:16Yes!
03:17You say it!
03:24What the hell are you capable of?
03:26Seriously?
03:27Yeah, right?
03:28Keep spacing out and I'll leave you behind, you fool.
03:32That was cool.
03:33Okay.
03:33My objective is directly ahead of us.
03:35I mean, what's her name's pretty strong, right?
03:37Hey, what's what do you want to do next, please?
03:40Hang on.
03:40The authority of Raph.
03:42This must be its effect.
03:44Hey, you!
03:45Why the hell do you keep on staring at me?
03:48Hey!
03:49Hey!
03:49I feel like the hell are you.
03:50I am so...
03:51I am so...
03:51I am so...
03:52You're desperate.
03:53All these people are about to riot...
03:55Yes.
03:57Counter song.
04:21Yeah, get her on the microphone.
04:23The intercom around the city.
04:25Alright, I like it better.
04:28I didn't like her needle fan.
05:06Oh, jeez.
05:08Well, I'm afraid I have to leave you.
05:11There's so many things to do.
05:13What the?
05:14Do you realize what happened?
05:15If I hadn't been there, he would have killed you.
05:18Do all the wives at the temple have to act this way too?
05:21Do they make themselves as small as possible because they're afraid of Regulus?
05:24You'll get used to it before long.
05:26No, that's not right.
05:28Shouldn't marriage be a beautiful thing where two people who love each other can find happiness?
05:33It can also exist without happiness.
05:36Jeez, man.
05:37Just won't come to eat him.
05:38Do you know who has 53 out of his 183?
05:4284 wives or whatever?
05:44229.
05:45229.
05:45That's not right.
05:47Oh, I think...
05:50Good.
05:50He's here.
06:17What?
06:18She transformed.
06:19What?
06:20You wouldn't walk up there.
06:21She was such a pretty young woman.
06:23It'll hurt for you to see her now.
06:25Lust has to be responsible for this.
06:31There we go.
06:32Aw, cool.
06:33Illusion.
06:36And his house getting around the nether.
06:38With all the sin archbishops here, if I can figure out which one is in which tower,
06:43I know that would help Subaru and the rest of them.
06:45You still don't seem to understand.
06:47Your tower just happens to be clearly visible from my location.
06:51From this distance, it would be so easy to blow it all away.
06:54Dear husband, may I have a word with you?
06:57Hmm.
06:58Yes, of course.
07:00It's regarding the temple.
07:02We'll be starting on the interior soon.
07:04Okay, so Lust is across the street.
07:06Since this is the third district, that has to be the first district tower.
07:12Why don't we get straight to the point?
07:15Beatrice is an artificial spirit, right?
07:19That's right.
07:20Keeping that in mind, there's one other thing I need to say.
07:23It's regarding the Tome of Wisdom.
07:25Another one of their conditions.
07:27Okay, let's hear it.
07:29Within the Witches' cult, this tome served as the prototype of their gospels.
07:33Who did you hear all of that from?
07:34The Witch who made it.
07:36You spoke with one directly.
07:37Now, there were two Tomes of Wisdom originally.
07:41But both of them burned to ashes.
07:43Which means neither one should be around anymore.
07:46But, there's still the last condition.
07:48The one about the wedding with the silver-haired girl!
07:51Those nutjobs are in for a big surprise!
07:54I'm making sure they don't get a single damn one!
07:56Now then, all residents are currently taking refuge in shelters throughout the city.
08:01Many people staying in them are filled with unrest, and in some cases, it's brought out their darker impulses.
08:06Some shelters are a lost cause.
08:09People are going to end up dying.
08:11In this case, I think it's cowardly to mince words.
08:13I hear what you're saying, Anastasia, but you're wrong about this.
08:17Hm?
08:18Because I never said anything about ignoring small sacrifices just to save the larger majority.
08:23There you go, being silly again.
08:25Some didn't make it when we defeated the White Whale, too.
08:28If you're a full-fledged knight now-
08:30The ones who lost their lives fighting in that battle were all prepared for it.
08:33That's why I won't let anyone become a casualty.
08:36Because those things matter.
08:37And I'll never allow myself to disregard them!
08:40I am Amelia's knight, and I'm prepared to go and fight for her.
08:44I'll kick Gluttony's ass and make him cough up all of Rem's memories!
08:47And I'll make Capella grovel for what she's put people through and bring back all the ones she transformed!
08:52That's how I'm going to take the city back from the-
08:55And earn a happy ending!
08:58I- I hope- I hope it works- that's a lot!
09:02Yeah.
09:02If only this was the Code Geass universe and Will was enough!
09:14Well, well, I got a response.
09:18Is that Al?
09:19Sound like Al?
09:20Mm.
09:21My brother!
09:22My sister has healed my life!
09:24Why do you call me my brother?
09:27I don't know why my brother is.
09:29I don't have any other people.
09:30Hey, brother!
09:31Did you realize that I didn't realize that?
09:33If it's a wind, I'll get to go.
09:36I'll be earning a big deal.
09:38In the next year, the鬼 will be lost.
09:41He knows all his sayings.
09:42Yeah.
09:43So he's from another world?
09:44I didn't understand anything.
10:15What?
10:36Wow, okay.
10:37That's really relevant.
10:41And that's all canon then?
10:42Yeah.
10:43Yeah.
10:43I mean, we've guessed that for quite some time.
10:46Yeah.
10:48But he's like, I can't believe you didn't know that.
10:50Like, he's talking to us.
10:53I guess I've ever noticed that he only called him brother.
10:57Yeah, that makes sense.
10:58And he's been here for 19 years?
11:00Yeah.
11:0119 years.
11:02I wonder what, like, is he from Earth 19 years ago, or is he from some other time?
11:11Like, did they slip through at the same time on Earth, but, like, he got here sooner?
11:17I don't know what you mean.
11:17There's no reason, necessarily, the other realm has to be relative in terms of time.
11:21Like, he doesn't look 19 older than Subaru, necessarily.
11:24I mean, he could be, I guess.
11:25Yeah, he could be.
11:26Like, Subaru's a teenager.
11:27He wears a helmet all the time.
11:28Right?
11:28We thought it could have been Subaru from the future at one point.
11:32Yeah, we did.
11:33I mean, there's nothing saying that, not necessarily the case, I guess, but you figure you would
11:38be like, oh, hey, Subaru, that was me.
11:40Yeah.
11:40But now I go by Al.
11:41You know, I don't know.
11:42Call me Al.
11:43That's why I always wear the mask.
11:45I don't know.
11:46And I would guess from Japan, too, if they had the same, like, idioms.
11:51Yeah.
11:52Idioms, I think.
11:54I don't know.
11:55Does Japan use all those ones?
11:57I've heard all those ones.
11:59Well, I assume they were translated for us and ones we would understand.
12:05They weren't translated for just what they were saying?
12:08I doubt it.
12:09But maybe they were.
12:11Usually localization has, like, that's a big part of it, is having to, like, try to
12:14find an equivalent thing that might not make perfect sense in one culture to another.
12:20But I mean.
12:20I have no idea.
12:21Yeah, like.
12:22Don't put your eggs all in one basket is, I feel like that's.
12:25Sure.
12:26Something that transcends culture.
12:27It's often the same sentiment, but it's not always the same phrasing or words.
12:31Yeah.
12:32Yeah.
12:32That's quite a thing to not have in the show show.
12:35Mm-hmm.
12:36Mm-hmm.
12:37Quite a thing to have in the show show.
12:40Is, uh, the animation for that Dragonblood leg.
12:44Yeah.
12:44I hated it.
12:46How it was, like, pulsating.
12:47The pulsating got me, man.
12:49It's gross.
12:50It's gross.
12:51So I'm guessing that Crucet just looks like that all over?
12:54I guess.
12:55I don't know.
12:56It's so bad.
12:57It was on her face versus on his leg, and that's what his leg looks like.
13:00So just, yeah, imagine that.
13:02Yeah.
13:02Oh, no, I don't want to see the poor girl.
13:04That poor girl just looks like that.
13:05That's why that, uh, what's that, what's that wolf dude?
13:08He was like, she was a pretty girl, and now.
13:10Yeah.
13:10That blood did this, or whatever.
13:12But it does heal instantly.
13:14In theory, she should be able to heal, I suppose.
13:17Yeah.
13:17Sure.
13:18Do you think that's what Wrath has all over her?
13:21Ricardo.
13:22And that's why she's all, like, mumming up or something?
13:24I don't know.
13:24Could be.
13:25They said it's a gift from the, what dragon?
13:28Gift from the, yeah.
13:30Vulcanian.
13:30Vulcania.
13:31Vulcania?
13:32I don't know.
13:32There was a song about it.
13:33Yeah, gift from the Vulcanian dragon, or the dragon Vulcania, to the family Lagunica.
13:42The royal family.
13:43I wonder if she's, like, tainted it, and that's why it makes you look all fucked up, or if it
13:49originally did that.
13:50Yeah, I don't know.
13:51Would you take healing if it fucked up your looks?
13:55You know?
13:57Like if.
13:58Like, oh my god, no, my leg, but would you take a fucked up leg versus no leg?
14:02Yes.
14:03You know?
14:03Like, maybe automatically it already did that shit.
14:07Like, mixing dragon blood with stuff, like, it would heal you, but it's like, it's not
14:10100%.
14:12It's kind of weird looking, you know?
14:14Ivan didn't look any different.
14:15He got a whole heart.
14:17Um, that's a, that wasn't a blood.
14:19That was a heart.
14:20He was ugly.
14:21And all he did was this.
14:24Or something.
14:25And it had, like, a weird glow.
14:27And it was fine.
14:28And his heart was ugly at the beginning.
14:30Well, he lifted the thing, and then he, like,
14:32Like, with his, like...
14:34Yeah, I guess he did something like that.
14:35I don't know.
14:35Do you always feel the pulse in it?
14:37Because it's not bugged me.
14:38If, if it, if you're, like, wearing, like, pants that are just, just touching your skin,
14:44and they're just always, like...
14:47What's it feel like?
14:48Yeah.
14:48Like a terrible sunburn that, like, ripples down your leg?
14:52I don't know.
14:52It probably doesn't hurt.
14:54Because he didn't, like, feel pain in it the same way that he felt pain in other places.
15:00You're right.
15:00Maybe.
15:01I hate so much that she was, like...
15:03Yeah.
15:03Hey, there's a heel in other places.
15:05I was like...
15:06No shit!
15:07Hey, you're hurt.
15:08I haven't scratched my arm.
15:09Did you not see that?
15:10Yeah, I don't know.
15:12That is an important thing to know.
15:14It just might not have been the best way to go about it.
15:16Man.
15:17So we're probably not gonna have no, huh, moments.
15:20He's just, this is where we're going with this, right?
15:22For a while.
15:23I mean, that's what I thought at the beginning of the season, too, so...
15:26Who knows?
15:26Yeah.
15:28But that speech might be the new reset point.
15:31Now...
15:31Or it could be coming out of the river.
15:32Because I kind of thought we were having a reset moment in that moment.
15:35Yeah.
15:36I kind of hoped we were.
15:38One of the baddest things were going.
15:39Dude, Priscilla's cool.
15:40She is badass.
15:42She's effective.
15:43I like Priscilla.
15:44Yeah, big old sword.
15:45Can you ever...
15:47Cleavage.
15:48I'm a little unsure about her personality.
15:50It's a cleaving sword.
15:51Cleaving sword.
15:52Oh, you can cleave enemies with her cleavage sword.
15:55Cleave.
15:55Yeah.
15:56Yeah.
15:56Just store it in your titties.
15:58I know a lot of women that do that stuff.
15:59Yeah.
15:59You know?
16:00It's a word so?
16:00Yeah.
16:01They store all kinds of stuff in their titties, right?
16:03That's why you gotta search them.
16:04It's dangerous.
16:05Cell phones.
16:06Just as if it's in a scavenger.
16:07Watch a cash, maybe.
16:09Vibrator.
16:09Who knows?
16:10Anything could be in there.
16:11Bug out kit.
16:12You gotta get out of there, you know?
16:14Just think of anything.
16:15I've seen makeup in there, but I haven't seen it.
16:18But I've seen them pull it out.
16:19You know what I mean?
16:19Pokeball?
16:21You know what?
16:22Why not?
16:22Put a pokeball in there.
16:23They're big.
16:24I can't stop thinking.
16:25They come in different sizes.
16:26They come in different sizes.
16:27What, Eric?
16:27What are you trying to have a conversation with you?
16:28I just, I can't stop thinking that Al is from the world and that the first thing I'd ask
16:33Al is, can you return from the dead?
16:36I would ask him if he has any specific abilities.
16:39Sure, yeah.
16:40That are beyond just knowledge of the other world.
16:44If Al's like Subaru, we can talk about it.
16:48Because his comes from the witch, right?
16:50Yeah, I just wonder if Al has a thing like that, too.
16:53Isn't that how he gets it?
16:54Subaru?
16:54Yeah.
16:55Like, if anything, be like, hey, have you ever talked to a witch?
16:59I'd do that.
17:00Yeah.
17:01And then she's just, yes, no.
17:02Oh, shit.
17:02Because Subaru was able to say that's how he learned about the tomb was by talking to
17:05a witch.
17:06Yeah, I can't fault him.
17:07But not in the witch gave him a huh about the building.
17:09I can't fault Subaru because it kind of didn't happen.
17:14And we also know one other person than Al is also from the world because they built
17:18the inn.
17:20Yeah, that's true.
17:22They built the inn.
17:23Yeah.
17:23Yeah.
17:24The one that was, like, perfect, like, styling of Japanese, like, spa house.
17:29I forgot about that.
17:30So there's at least three people that have been from our world.
17:33Unless Al did it.
17:34Unless Al built it.
17:35I don't think Al built it, but maybe he did.
17:37He's been here for 19 years.
17:37Why judge him?
17:38He wears a helmet and no shirt, and he can't be a good carpenter?
17:42He's been a knight.
17:43For 19 years, though?
17:45Maybe.
17:45Maybe he's only been a knight for 15 years.
17:47That could be.
17:48In four of those years, he's building that place.
17:49Is his princess candidate 19 years old?
17:53It seemed to be implied that that building was, like, old.
17:56Yeah.
17:57Yeah, sure.
17:57I get you.
17:58But I don't remember how old or if they said.
18:01If there's two.
18:02They did talk about it like it was some kind of landmark.
18:05Yeah.
18:06I mean, Al said, like, or not Al.
18:08Superdor was like, oh, there's two of us.
18:09There could be more than.
18:10Yeah.
18:10I think, right?
18:11Okay.
18:11Well, because there's two, there's no reason to assume that there's only two.
18:15Yeah.
18:16It's like being like, there's no more life out in the galaxy.
18:19There's life here.
18:20There's life here.
18:21Why would there not be life somewhere else?
18:23You just haven't found it, and the galaxy is so big.
18:25Yeah.
18:25The world is flat.
18:26Space is fake.
18:28I hate you.
18:33So Regulus has 229.
18:34He has 53 wives, but he's had up to 229.
18:38Is that what he was saying?
18:39Yeah.
18:39He's had a total of 229, but only 53 of them are alive.
18:45Okay.
18:45Which I thought, well, maybe it's like he's long-lived, but how is his temper?
18:50I wonder then what his limit with everything is.
18:52Because he was like, okay, well, you're going to be 70-whatever, right?
18:54Yeah.
18:55Yeah.
18:55But she's number 184.
18:58Or the other one's 184.
19:00The other one's 184.
19:00Yeah, the other one's 184.
19:01Oh, okay.
19:02Yeah.
19:03I don't know if he has a limit.
19:05Yeah, I don't know.
19:07Because what number was...
19:10Amelia.
19:10Amelia.
19:11What number was she going to be?
19:1378 or something.
19:1478.
19:14I don't know.
19:1570-something.
19:16Yeah.
19:17So I feel like he's just picking the number randomly.
19:21Because there is not 77 other brides to fill the gaps in the lower numbers.
19:31Like, he's not just filling in the lowest number gap.
19:33He's filling in maybe the...
19:36Maybe it's like he's collecting the 50 state quarters.
19:39He's not getting them in a row.
19:41He's just getting them.
19:42And then he puts them in as he gets them.
19:44Do you feel like a 17 more than a 24?
19:48I don't have that vacancy.
19:49Yeah, I get what you mean, Calvin.
19:50If you have 53 out of 54...
19:52Then why isn't Amelia...
19:54And the one lady is like one...
19:56Whatever she is.
19:57184.
19:58Whatever she is.
19:59Like, there's 53 just scattered.
20:02And why are you replacing her to be this number specifically?
20:05Yeah.
20:07Yeah, I don't know.
20:08Like, he must have a reason.
20:09Maybe there's a ranking system.
20:10It's like Baroque Works, where, like, the higher numbers are the better wise.
20:15Maybe.
20:16I don't know.
20:18Like, he knows Amelia has powers, right?
20:21I think so.
20:23I mean, he was there when she was fighting Wrath.
20:27Wrath.
20:27Okay.
20:28Yeah.
20:28And he just took her.
20:30I'm just surprised he, like, leaves her unlocked up.
20:34But I guess if she leaves, then the city gets flooded and everyone dies.
20:39Yeah.
20:41And he punishes the other wives and the citizens and...
20:45He was going to kill that wife.
20:46Yep.
20:47I thought she didn't move out of the way because she wanted to die.
20:49But then she was grateful when she didn't die.
20:51She was.
20:52She just had slow reflexes.
20:54Well.
20:55I mean, she might have also...
20:57I mean, you could...
20:58Powered to his...
20:59Could be...
20:59Well, my husband wanted me to die.
21:01You could have wanted it.
21:01A little of both.
21:02And then you could be like, thank you for what you did because that was a good thing, but
21:06I'm tired of being here.
21:07Yeah.
21:07Like, there could have been both of that.
21:08Like, she did say, like, not all marriages have...
21:11Have to be happy.
21:12Happiness.
21:13Yeah.
21:14Yeah.
21:15Taking Amelia as his 79th wife.
21:18Yeah.
21:18Okay.
21:19I do like that Liliana can counterspell some of the effects.
21:24The authority of rat.
21:25That seems useful.
21:26Yeah.
21:27It's good.
21:27Mm-hmm.
21:28I don't like rat.
21:29We definitely need to get her onto one of those Metea so she can broadcast that.
21:34Drop that.
21:35Start singing a song.
21:36Yeah.
21:36We need more bards.
21:38We'll go find more.
21:39Yes.
21:40Or bards.
21:41I don't know where you need more bards.
21:42I also don't want any more Gemmy Beasts.
21:45Yeah, no.
21:45Screw those things.
21:46So I guess Loss just made those?
21:49I guess.
21:49Well, she did...
21:51Out of the dragon egg.
21:52Yeah.
21:52What's-her-name said that, like, it's someone...
21:57Someone's idea who has no idea...
21:59Or...
22:00What is it?
22:00Someone created them with no idea as to what attractiveness is.
22:06Yeah.
22:06Because they're so, like, disjointed and unappealing.
22:10Like Sid's toys from Toy Story.
22:13Yeah.
22:13Like the hooker.
22:14Like the hooker.
22:16Remember the hooker?
22:18There's a hooker in Toy Story?
22:20I...
22:20Yeah.
22:21Guys, thank you so much for watching ReZero with us.
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