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00:00Hey guys, Cruel Blind Wave, I'm Eric.
00:02I'm Tom and Aaron.
00:03We are back with Naruto Shippuden.
00:05I hope you guys have been enjoying these amazing episodes as the war gets going here.
00:11And the continuity and the canon is just flowing, baby.
00:15Well, today, that all stops.
00:18Why do you do this?
00:22Today, canon breaks.
00:24And we're going to be preparing for the, what's it called?
00:28Road to Ninja?
00:29I don't know.
00:30Road to Ninja movie.
00:32I've not seen this.
00:33I'll know it after the title happens.
00:35Yeah, probably.
00:36I usually don't.
00:37I haven't watched Dragon Ball movies all my life.
00:40I understand this.
00:42They don't actually go anywhere in terms of the continuity, but sometimes you can kind of fudge it.
00:48Raw Opera Editor says that now is probably a pretty good time to watch what is the last non-canon movie.
00:55Oh, so all of them going forward are canon, I guess.
00:58Or there's no more movies.
00:59Or there's no more movies.
01:00They're all canon.
01:03So we're going to be jumping super far ahead.
01:04Yeah, this is my Naruto.
01:06I don't care about the manga.
01:07I haven't read it.
01:08I'm watching this.
01:10So today we're watching episode 311, which is a prologue to the movie that we're watching next week.
01:16And then the week after that, there's another episode that's like a tie-in to the movie.
01:20But you have to watch the movie before you understand it.
01:23You can explain a bunch of stuff I don't care about.
01:25I'm here for Naruto.
01:27That's what I'm here for.
01:28You are.
01:29You are.
01:29You won't have any questions from where they were to where we were.
01:32I will ask questions afterwards and then look for answers then.
01:36Okay.
01:36That's where I'm at usually with things.
01:38Alright, so we're going to be checking out this episode, 311.
01:41So that's why it's out of order.
01:43Hopefully it's not too confusing as you're going down through the playlist.
01:46But alright, let's...
01:47The best place for it to fit is here.
01:49And then it's looped back into the rest kind of idea, right?
01:52That's what I understand, yeah.
01:53Cool.
01:54Alright.
01:54Alright, let's check it out.
01:56311.
02:03Prologue of Road to Ninja.
02:04What exactly does this limited Tsukuyomi do?
02:11An experimental version of the infinite Tsukuyomi.
02:15Can't believe it's the last day of my R&R.
02:19Alright, I need to re-energize for tomorrow.
02:21So it's time for me to bust out that limited edition premium ramen that I've been saving from...
02:25Limited edition ramen?
02:27It's expired, isn't it?
02:30Ta-da!
02:31Guess what this is?
02:32Oh, no way.
02:33It's that premium ramen.
02:35Every store is sold out of it.
02:36You can't find it anywhere anymore.
02:38Well, today's your lucky day, because you get to have some.
02:41Come on, cook it up.
02:42Well then, let's play some cards.
02:45And whoever wins gets to have the ramen as a prize.
02:48Because he's bored.
02:50Oh, Kagashi.
02:52Please do me a favor and take over, okay?
02:54Sure, sure.
02:55Roger that.
02:56I really need to go in line.
02:58How about the bathhouse?
02:59Now that the mission is over, I must get back to training.
03:02That's admirable.
03:03But listen, don't overdo it or your body won't be able to keep...
03:07That's my dedicated boy, Lee!
03:10I love getting to see Guy and Lee and stuff.
03:12We'll rush forward with the full power of the loot!
03:16Oh!
03:17He chipped over his own legs.
03:18I did that once.
03:19Really?
03:20I chipped my tooth.
03:21That's how you chipped your tooth?
03:22I dropped my phone and chipped over my own leg.
03:24I'll take over looking after Guy.
03:26But can you take a message from me to Sakura and Naruto?
03:29Huh?
03:30Sakura?
03:31Do you have to be so messy?
03:33Wow.
03:34I really don't need to hear a bunch of useless lectures from you on my day off.
03:38The only time you're ever home is on your day off.
03:40Duh, of course.
03:41Don't you talk back to me!
03:43Duh, of course.
03:44Sakura, you need to listen.
03:45So stop arguing with her.
03:47And don't be so softy.
03:49So get it?
03:50He came from the window.
03:54I have a message about your mission.
03:57Oh, you must mean the prep meeting for our next mission.
04:01I'll be right there.
04:03But the message is for you to meet tomorrow morning at six.
04:05It's okay.
04:06You gave me a good excuse to leave.
04:08So, thank you, Lee.
04:12Now, the next stop.
04:14Yes, I win!
04:16Listen, you.
04:17You better not be cheating, you hear?
04:18It's always the weak ones who complains.
04:22Not the man we start the game over.
04:24The loser sure knows how to win.
04:27All right, that's it.
04:28Let's go outside.
04:30You just eat the fucking ramen, dude.
04:34Enough of myself.
04:38It does not like using doors.
04:40What am I doing hanging out here by myself on my last day off?
04:43Marato.
04:44Please, let's go to barbecues.
04:47They're doing this all-you-can-eat special for 1,500 rio per table.
04:51Akamaru, you're more dirt than dog now.
04:53I should call you Chamaru.
04:55Get it?
04:55Because Cha means brown.
04:59Cha!
05:00Not a fan of that joke.
05:01So instead, Akamaru should be called Shiromaru because Shiromaru means what?
05:06I don't have any idea what you're yapping about.
05:08All I was saying is that Akamaru's filthy and that I need to clean him up.
05:12Why do you want to go to the bathhouse?
05:13Does Sakura always yell brown all the time, man?
05:16That's what she's doing?
05:17Brown!
05:18Yeah!
05:18Marato, listen!
05:19Let us gather everyone and go to the bathhouse!
05:21Maybe it's like, say, shit.
05:23Everyone!
05:24We should all go to the bathhouse together and unwind in the company of true friends!
05:29Yes!
05:31Oh, man.
05:32I'd love to go to the bathhouse.
05:33He's not done training yet.
05:34He still has to walk 3,000 steps on his hands.
05:37He said he'll come by when he finishes.
05:39But if he can't do that, he's got to walk 5,000 steps on his feet.
05:43Just when I thought I could relax by myself.
05:46Why'd everyone else have to come?
05:49Inata, just relax.
05:51Don't be embarrassed and try to hide yourself.
05:58What?
05:59What?
05:59They just keep floating up.
06:01Aw.
06:01She has challenges.
06:09She's like eye level with him doing that.
06:111,852!
06:131,853!
06:15Wait, this is what he's doing?
06:17That's not steps so much as jumps.
06:20And why is that, you ask?
06:21Because he's a worker ant.
06:23And boy, do I ever love ants like that.
06:27You must look at your comrades in a more generous light.
06:31Wow, Sheena!
06:32What a nice thing to say!
06:33Do you sure have a big...
06:35What?
06:37What?
06:38What?
06:38It was an elephant.
06:41He's an insect user.
06:44Of course, some of them will end up on his body.
06:49Shino, you're one of the guys that I really look up to in more ways than one, too.
06:54Really?
06:57That's Akamaru.
06:58They don't allow dogs here, so I use man beats.
07:01Oh my gosh.
07:04I was confused for a second.
07:06Like, what?
07:06Oh god, no!
07:13That's a hell of a fall.
07:14Why is it so green?
07:16It's soapy.
07:19What does it go like?
07:20Most Shino's ever talked.
07:22He talks so rarely.
07:23Yeah.
07:25Gotta strike!
07:26Hey, watch it, would you, Choji?
07:28The water level drops.
07:30Just great.
07:31Now what?
07:31Just wait for it to fill up again.
07:33I'm really surprised you were able to meet us here.
07:36Your mother is usually so strict.
07:38Yeah, she's in pain.
07:39We've never met her before.
07:41But I am a bit jealous.
07:43What?
07:44What?
07:47Use your expansion sheets.
07:48Chest.
07:49We're still in that?
07:50Yeah, sure.
07:50Fill up the rest of the pool.
07:52That way the water level rises.
07:54Oh my goodness.
07:57Might be a little too expansive.
07:58See?
07:58See?
08:01Man, I always have fun with them.
08:04It's way better than being alone.
08:06Hmm.
08:07I wonder what he's doing right now.
08:13Sasuke?
08:14What?
08:14How?
08:16Something wrong?
08:17You're not planning some kind of mischief, are you?
08:19Hmm.
08:19What are you talking about, Neji?
08:21I was just lost in thought, that's all.
08:23Well, I hope that's true.
08:24Peeping, perhaps?
08:25What?
08:26What?
08:27What?
08:27Yeah.
08:28Why does the wall never connect in these places?
08:31Oh, gosh.
08:32There's a whole different kind of fun to be had.
08:35Oh, my gosh.
08:37This is Jiraiya's influence on him.
08:39Yep.
08:422,998.
08:442,999.
08:46Oh, my God.
08:47Please don't mess up.
08:48He's going to mess up.
08:49No!
08:50Oh, he got caught.
08:58What just happened?
09:00Dang, they got dressed quick.
09:04They're ninjas.
09:04What are you doing here?
09:06I was passing by while Jiraiya got caught on something.
09:10It was only an accident.
09:11Bushy Brows.
09:14Naruto!
09:15I knew it!
09:15No, it wasn't me!
09:17What happened here?
09:21Naruto!
09:22Hehehehe.
09:23God damn it.
09:25But she has to.
09:26Does she?
09:26Yeah.
09:27Bushy Brows.
09:29Did you...
09:30Oh, we...
09:32Did you see anything?
09:33Hey!
09:35He's running away!
09:37Hey!
09:37God!
09:38Hey!
09:38This is even more suspicious!
09:40Come on!
09:41Let's get him!
09:42Stop!
09:43He'd never do something like this!
09:45Yeah.
09:46He's so defensive.
09:46I thought you were about this.
09:48I got knocked out balance unexpectedly.
09:50And then I just fell in there by accident.
09:52No more excuses!
09:54It is like not a very good peeping way to fall straight through the building.
09:58You're suspicious enough to get out!
09:59Hit it!
10:00Hit it!
10:00Ohhhh!
10:01Damn!
10:02That's close!
10:03That's good in the line!
10:04No, I don't!
10:06He's our friend!
10:07So if he says that he's innocent...
10:09Oh gosh, please.
10:10Don't grab the bra, Lee.
10:11Don't judge him!
10:12Don't grab the bra, Lee!
10:13Maybe you're right, Narzo.
10:15Damn it.
10:16I'm just gonna grab the fucking bra.
10:17I got caught in the moment I lost it.
10:18Have a big heart and an open mind!
10:20Ah!
10:20Okay.
10:22A piece of underwear small as that one is, must belong to...
10:27Hey, that's mine!
10:29You're gonna get it, Narzo.
10:31What?
10:32Sure!
10:33You lack all gifts!
10:34But we know it's just in the back!
10:38I miss Taraya.
10:39Why about the crystal ball?
10:41Is he saying all this shit?
10:44Is he saying all this shit?
10:45I knew that I shouldn't have tagged along with those so-called friends of mine, no matter
10:49how lonely I was feeling.
10:50Lee insisted that we all come over and visit you, so here we are!
10:54Now come on, open up!
10:56Aww.
10:57Maybe he went out.
10:58He doesn't seem to be answering the door.
11:00Too bad.
11:01Let's go then.
11:02No, I can tell by his scent that he's inside there.
11:05Damn it!
11:06I can't believe you guys came here!
11:07What do you want, anyway?
11:09I see.
11:10We must have showed up here at a bad time.
11:12Well, let's go!
11:13I guess we can hang out.
11:14Neji, you lost again?
11:15You're horrible!
11:16I'm out too!
11:17Can't get a good hand!
11:18You guys had better not be trying to cheat!
11:19I am out!
11:20That's the howl of a losing dog!
11:21You know, you can stay longer if you want.
11:22Sorry.
11:23My mom gets on my case if I'm home too late.
11:24Me too!
11:25I can't miss dinner!
11:26Wow.
11:27That's cool.
11:28Is that the special edition ramen?
11:29Yep.
11:30I think so.
11:31You got a ramen timer?
11:32My room looks bigger than it usually does.
11:33I wonder if it's because I had so much fun here today.
11:34I wish everyone could have stuck around to eat.
11:35Times like these.
11:36Thanks!
11:37Thanks!
11:38Thanks!
11:39Thanks!
11:40Thanks!
11:41Thanks!
11:42Thanks!
11:43Thanks!
11:44Thanks!
11:45Thanks!
11:46Thanks!
11:47Thanks!
11:48Thanks!
11:49Thanks!
11:50You got a ramen timer?
11:51My room looks bigger than it usually does.
11:54I wonder if it's because I had so much fun here today.
11:57I wish everyone could have stuck around to eat.
12:01Times like these.
12:02I have seen what lies inside your heart Naruto Uzumaki.
12:15Let the limited Tsukuyomi begin!
12:22It's fun to get to see like all the ninjas that we don't get to see a lot of times.
12:27You know what I mean?
12:28We focus a lot on Naruto, but sometimes it's like, oh yeah, there's so many other ninjas
12:33we've met back in Naruto that I'm like, I haven't seen Lee or Gai-sensei in a long
12:37time kind of thing.
12:38I'm sure the numbers are not as high as I think, but I'm always like, yeah, man, it
12:43feels like it's been 50 episodes.
12:44It feels like it's been a year since we've seen them.
12:46Yeah.
12:47I know we're in the fight war thing now, and we're getting to see a lot of them.
12:50We just had the, what, Inoshika, what was it?
12:55Inoshiku Cho.
12:56Yeah.
12:57Like we had that group, so we got to see some of them there, you know, but we don't
13:00always get to spend a lot of time with them either.
13:02Yeah.
13:03It was cool, like, I like them all coming back for Naruto to do the card game, you know?
13:06Yeah, me too.
13:07And I like those kind of things.
13:08Yeah.
13:09It's just kind of cool to see.
13:10It's kind of like a slice of life moment for the show.
13:13It is.
13:14A little bit, yeah.
13:15We don't often get the slower, like, just socializing things.
13:20Yeah.
13:21Mostly just politics and fighting and sharing.
13:23And that, you know, while Naruto has grown and overcame so much, like, his feelings of
13:28loneliness and not having a family are still, they're still at the forefront with him.
13:32Yeah.
13:33Yeah.
13:34Yeah.
13:35Yeah.
13:36Yeah.
13:37Yeah.
13:38Go hang out with your family and how your mom wants you home and stuff.
13:41Like, don't talk about it in front of you.
13:42Yeah.
13:43I gotta go have dinner with mom and mom or else she gets mad.
13:45Yeah.
13:46I getcha.
13:47Whereas Naruto, everybody leaves and now he's lonely again, you know?
13:50Yeah.
13:51Yeah.
13:52Like, I didn't get Lee right away whenever he was like, Naruto.
13:55And he's staring inside and it's just him alone, kind of sad on his last day of R&R.
14:00And what does he get to do?
14:02He makes his own friends to play with and they annoy him so much that he doesn't want him
14:07around anymore.
14:08Yeah.
14:09It is kind of sad.
14:11It was very nice of Lee.
14:12And I respect that Lee's like, even though I'm doing all this and it's a treat and everything,
14:16I can't skip training.
14:18Yeah.
14:19Should you be doing your training on the roof of the women's bathhouse?
14:22Maybe not.
14:23Well, he was on his way there.
14:24Facing his training so that when he was done he could go right into the bathhouse.
14:28It also was the roof of the bathhouse.
14:31Yeah.
14:32Not the women's bathhouse, right?
14:33Yeah.
14:34So he was going to that same building.
14:35He could have just as easily fallen in the boys' side and it wouldn't have been an
14:38issue.
14:39He just landed in the wrong spot.
14:40Yeah.
14:41And they got caught.
14:42Don't be doing your training on top of my roof.
14:45It's not your roof, it's the bathhouse roof.
14:48I don't know, man.
14:50That's how he does his training, I guess.
14:51I guess so.
14:52Yeah.
14:53I can't.
14:54I mean, I'm no Lee.
14:55Yeah.
14:56None of us are Lee.
14:57No.
14:58Nobody's...
14:59Nobody's Lee.
15:00With no powers and stuff, you know?
15:01Not as good as anyone in here.
15:02Well, yeah, but they have powers.
15:03You know what I mean?
15:04I didn't...
15:05Yeah.
15:06He's like raw.
15:07Like just...
15:08And Anato does more than I do.
15:09And she doesn't do shit.
15:10She doesn't do very much.
15:11She maybe just goes...
15:12Naruto.
15:13Yeah.
15:14She...
15:15Her whole episode was...
15:16She was embarrassed because her boobs were too big and they float.
15:19And then she saw Naruto and was embarrassed.
15:21Yep.
15:22That's what she does.
15:23Disappointing.
15:24As small as that is, it must only be...
15:31The larva moment, man.
15:33Ahem.
15:34There's a larva!
15:35I'm glad that it was a larva.
15:37I mean...
15:38Was it?
15:39Yeah.
15:40Yeah.
15:41It wasn't Naruto just misunderstanding what that was.
15:43Yeah.
15:44Like...
15:45It made an elephant noise when they showed it though.
15:47I know.
15:48I mean, it was a long whiff.
15:49It's an elephant caterpillar or something.
15:51Yeah.
15:52Just saying.
15:53Like, there's a...
15:54Ecosystem down there for them.
15:56You know?
15:57Like, they got...
15:58Somebody say, like, I've always looked up to you.
16:00Now in more ways than one.
16:01What's that mean?
16:02I think that in addition to seeing the larva...
16:04The larva was on a place.
16:06The place was on his body.
16:08Part of his body was his hog.
16:11So the mentioning of the larva is just to be like, hey, I looked at your dick?
16:15No.
16:16Well, he did look at his dick.
16:18Because clearly...
16:19The larva on his dick.
16:20If I had, like, a spider on my nipple...
16:22Yeah.
16:23You're gonna have to look at my nipple to see said spider.
16:24I will.
16:25Right?
16:26So you'd be like, oh, hey, you got a spider.
16:27Yeah.
16:28Unless the spider is completely covering up the nipple.
16:29Which you're just...
16:30That's a giant spider.
16:31Sure.
16:32To where the nipple would be.
16:33Sure.
16:34But, like, same thing with, like, if a spider was on my dick.
16:35And you're like, hey, there's a spider down there.
16:37Slap it.
16:38You're gonna slap my dick?
16:39Not the spider, but just happens to be where it is.
16:42Uh, like, we talked about it before.
16:43He has, like, bugs that, like, live in him.
16:45Yeah.
16:46Right?
16:47Believe so.
16:48Inside of his body.
16:49There's only a certain amount of places they can go in him.
16:52I wonder if there's, like, a bug entrance.
16:54Maybe there is.
16:55Like, special.
16:56You don't know.
16:57You could have, like, an extra butthole or something.
16:59That's why he has goggles on.
17:00All the time.
17:01Yeah.
17:02Because they don't get in his eyes.
17:03Yeah.
17:04Or is it...
17:05I got the one off-limit orifice.
17:07Or they come out of it all the time.
17:09It always freaks people out.
17:10So he has those ones so that when they come out, he's like, no, no, no.
17:12Get back in there.
17:13Sure.
17:14Maybe he had his bugs eat his eyes so that he has, like, compound eyes.
17:20Like, he uses the bug's eyes to see.
17:23Isn't there, like, a movie where, like, a bug, like, goes into someone's nose and, like,
17:27crawls out of their eye or something like that?
17:29Like a scarab in The Mummy?
17:32Well, kind of, but no.
17:34Not like that.
17:35That's like crawling under your skin.
17:36This was like...
17:37Like, you know how all this shit's connected kind of thing?
17:39Yeah.
17:41There was a scarab that went out of Imhotep's neck and into his mouth.
17:46Sure.
17:47Through his cheek and he, like, chewed it.
17:49Maybe.
17:50I don't know.
17:51But as far as, like, up the nose and out the eye, I can't really think of anything like
17:54that.
17:55Something like that.
17:56I feel like it is something like that.
17:57I still don't know.
17:58Probably one of those horror things that you like so much.
18:00Maybe.
18:01Alright, well...
18:02I definitely...
18:03I get the filler idea of it.
18:05It definitely pulls away.
18:06And this being a thing where it's like, the Blu-ray's coming out, so let's do this.
18:10Yeah.
18:11Like, I don't know what the connections really are except for whatever the Akatsuki are doing.
18:16Sure.
18:17But the Akatsuki's gonna be in it?
18:18I love the Akatsuki.
18:19They're, like, all there, man.
18:20Yeah.
18:21Still alive and shit.
18:22Yeah, it's like Smash Brothers.
18:23We're gonna have a limited series Tsukuyami.
18:26Yeah, what's that?
18:27I don't know what it is.
18:28Like the limited series ramen.
18:29I don't know.
18:30Tsukuyami's.
18:31Have we heard that before?
18:32I feel like we have.
18:33Tsukuyami?
18:34Yeah.
18:35That's his thing.
18:36That's his big, like, uh...
18:37Is that the moon thing?
18:38Put an eye on the moon.
18:39Yeah.
18:40But this is a limited Tsukuyami or something?
18:41Limited edition.
18:42No, limited edition.
18:43Oh, come on.
18:44He didn't say limited edition.
18:45Even the Tsukuyami's limited edition.
18:46It's never been done.
18:47That's pretty limited.
18:48Well, that's the unlimited Tsukuyami.
18:51Guys, thank you so much for watching this prologue episode.
18:55That means the movie is up next week.
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