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00:00Hey guys, Cruel Blonde with, I'm Eric, I'm Calvin, Aaron, and we are back with Naruto Shippuden.
00:05Last time on, we kind of started getting a bit of a tale told, or I should say more of
00:10a tale has been told.
00:11Tin tale told.
00:12Tin tale told.
00:14As Madara has passed on the torch.
00:17Let the next generation handle things, right?
00:19And his eyes.
00:20Yeah, and his eyes.
00:22And his will.
00:22And his will.
00:23He just, he's not, he ain't passing on shit.
00:26His big, long stick.
00:28Barbed.
00:29Okay, duck.
00:31What?
00:41Jiraiya Sensei?
00:42Hmm?
00:42Yes, what is it, Kakashi?
00:44There's something I'd like to talk to you about.
00:46Is it urgent?
00:48Because I'm kind of busy right now.
00:49I don't want to interrupt all your important business.
00:53You know, on second thought, there's nothing more important than students like you.
00:58He's only giving him half of his attention.
01:00I wanted to talk to you about the three children from the hidden reign that you taught in the past,
01:05Jiraiya Sensei.
01:06Oh, you mean Yahiko, Nagato, and Kona.
01:12Close enough.
01:13That pay attention to a lot more flashbacks when they do this.
01:18Those three, huh?
01:21I see.
01:21So they've started to stand on their own feet then, have they?
01:25How would you describe them?
01:27Hmm.
01:27Well, Yahiko is passionate.
01:29He's driven to achieve his goals, and he's completely single-minded about them.
01:33Kona is a girl who never shows her emotions.
01:36She must have grown up into a real beauty.
01:39Now, as for Nagato...
01:44He's a young man who I believe could have been a hero in one of my novels.
01:48A hero in your novels?
01:50Kakashi, hurry up already and become the kind of man who can be a hero in my novels, would you?
01:57Brother, a whole lot of requests have come in for us lately.
02:01I don't know if we can fulfill all of them.
02:03We will.
02:04If there are people in need, then we'll save them all.
02:06Akatsuki?
02:08Yes.
02:09I've heard rumors going around about them lately.
02:12The shinobi in our village like them.
02:14This is Ponzo's Tower?
02:16According to rumors, they're pupils of Jiraiya of the Hidden Leaf.
02:19Jiraiya?
02:20You mean one of the Leaf's son-nin?
02:23The compassion to help others.
02:25The Akatsuki just might be the repayment of a favor that's finally arrived.
02:31We hear...
02:32Brother Yahiko, listen.
02:34The word is that the villages along the border are...
02:36...being attacked a lot recently.
02:38Who would do something like this?
02:41This is far worse than anything we've handled before.
02:46Who's there?
02:47Show yourself.
02:47Who are you?
02:48Tell me now.
02:50The Akatsuki.
02:51Akatsuki?
02:52Who did this?
02:53I think we can trust him.
02:56The Hidden Stone.
02:58The Hidden Stone?
02:59It can't be.
03:00What do you plan to do with those weapons?
03:03We're going to fight, of course.
03:04What else is there?
03:05We'll go to the Hidden Stone and talk to them.
03:08You'll what?
03:10If we acknowledge their pain and suffering, we can speak honestly, and I'm sure they'll understand.
03:14Enough with your ideals!
03:16Stop talking so idealistically.
03:19No such thing exists in this world.
03:22What is going on?
03:25Oh!
03:28Oh, Ninja!
03:30Yeah!
03:31We're the Akatsuki!
03:33We're Shinobi from the Hidden Reign!
03:36We've only come here to talk!
03:38Our goal is negotiation at all costs.
03:40Whatever happens, do not kill them!
03:47Damn.
03:49YAHIKO!
03:54YAHIKO!
03:55KONAN!
03:56NOW!
03:58What happened again?
04:06It's going to happen again!
04:11Hey!
04:14Oh, my gosh!
04:16Yo.
04:17Yo, fuck now.
04:18No!
04:19No!
04:19No!
04:19Na'gata!
04:21Stop!
04:22Stop it, Na'gata!
04:24Ha-ha-ha-ha!
04:25Yeah, I can't...
04:26What?
04:30That was working.
04:37Donzo.
04:39Oh.
04:49Donzo may not hear.
04:56He will probably perform it because he has the Rinnegan.
04:59But that's...
05:00I know. I felt it too.
05:02That desire to kill made my hair stand on end.
05:05That power is not of this world.
05:08We must not let Nagato use it.
05:10What's the matter?
05:13I'm really scared.
05:15Of my power.
05:18Nagato.
05:20You have Yakiko and me here.
05:22And we'll help you to control your power.
05:25Always.
05:27Conan.
05:31Didn't look very far.
05:37How did this happen?
05:41We were on the way to a peace conference with the land of Earth.
05:44But we recognize these men as members of your clan and...
05:50I'm sure it was the Akatsuki.
05:52The Akatsuki?
05:53But the Akatsuki is...
05:55Fucking donzo.
05:57How about Nagato?
05:59It appears that you have left them on their own for too long.
06:01What?
06:02It's because you possess such high ideals.
06:05You're blind to those who say they feel the same.
06:08However, they have turned against you and have now become the enemy.
06:12The Akatsuki may have acted like they share your goals, but they're just a disorderly mob.
06:17Cast off the Akatsuki's sheep's clothing and you'll find they're just wolves out to take over the village.
06:23If nothing is done about them soon, they will take over this village.
06:28Man.
06:30With every episode, I hate Donzo more and more.
06:32Mm-hmm.
06:33You know?
06:34He's been dead for like a year and I still fucking hate him.
06:37He's like behind so many things.
06:39There is but one way to escape that suffering.
06:43The Infinite Tsukuyomi.
06:46Project Tsukibome.
06:48Damn.
06:50I just hate Donzo so much.
06:52I know.
06:53I feel like there'd be such, like, so many fewer problems if he just, I don't know, never existed.
07:02Died much earlier in life.
07:03Or something, I don't know.
07:05He was never born.
07:06He was never born.
07:08Like...
07:08I wish he had never taken over as the leader of the Institute and the Ombud Block Ops and everything.
07:16Like he shows up here and what was it, the things he was saying where it's like peace can't be
07:20with the hidden earth or whatever or else the leaf, whatever.
07:22I mean, I don't know.
07:23Just some bullshit, I feel like, you know.
07:25He just made us some shit.
07:26He sabotages things because he knows they cannot be true.
07:31And then the stuff with the Uchiha clan.
07:33Self-fulfilling prophecy.
07:35I hate it.
07:36I hate it.
07:36It's worse than Janice.
07:38That's saying a lot.
07:40Janice didn't, like, destroy a village, you know, or a whole clan of people, you know.
07:44Hold on.
07:45We've done that a couple seasons.
07:46Yeah, yeah, sure.
07:47I'll wait.
07:47I'll wait and see.
07:48She just ruined the family.
07:50Yeah.
07:51Good man.
07:52Yeah.
07:52It's interesting because this is like flashback with new information but with some stuff that we've already seen.
07:58Like we've seen some stuff with like Hanzo and whatnot.
08:00Like that one scene where he's like, you know, Nagato is the one and like, I remember that scene before
08:05at some point.
08:06I remember what it was we were watching at the point, but I remember seeing it.
08:09Yeah.
08:09Yeah.
08:10It's just disheartening here that like, you know, regular shinobi like Kakashi, we're hearing like, so we're hearing like, they're
08:18actually doing real change where they are.
08:22We can't be having that.
08:25They're working towards peace.
08:26Yeah.
08:26The Akatsuki.
08:27Yeah.
08:27Oh, wow.
08:28Then he ruins it and then they take it and they turn it into some kind of evil organization for
08:33the project.
08:33You just get a bunch of people where they're like, hey, you want to live in a perfect world?
08:36Like, yeah, sure.
08:36That sounds awesome.
08:37It's like, okay, we're going to do it.
08:38Yeah.
08:39By any means necessary.
08:40You just got to show that this world sucks so much that you might as well just escape reality, right?
08:45Yeah.
08:45Yeah.
08:46Except you're making it that way.
08:48Madara, Toby, Mobito, whatever, shows up.
08:51They're like, you know what?
08:52No.
08:53We don't need you.
08:54We have our own idea of what we're going to do with all this.
08:56Now he's just biding his time waiting for it to all, Danzo to screw it all up.
09:00He doesn't even have to do anything.
09:01Danzo will fuck it up for him.
09:03Yeah.
09:04Fucking Danzo, man.
09:05I mean, I, it's frustrating.
09:06And it's like episodes like this where I feel like I don't have a lot to say.
09:09I'm just kind of like, you know, in this kind of mood of, I know that they don't succeed.
09:16But in my head, I keep thinking like, but Naruto might, you know, he also doesn't have an answer to,
09:23well, how do you stop war and only have peace?
09:25But he refuses to say there isn't one.
09:28These people keep saying there isn't one.
09:30Well, that's, you know, how he defeated the threat of pain.
09:34Yep.
09:34So it is.
09:35I think it is possible.
09:36Yeah.
09:36Oh, yeah.
09:38It's understanding each other's suffering.
09:40Mm-hmm.
09:40That's the pain thing, right?
09:41People like fucking Danzo just causing more pain and suffering in the background.
09:44Yeah.
09:45Not trying to understand any other pain.
09:47Yeah.
09:48It's just, oh, well, those people we can't trust so thus we cause them pain so that we don't have
09:52to suffer.
09:53Like, that's his, like, route, you know?
09:56What can ninja do against such reckless hate?
09:59So much death.
10:01You idiot.
10:02Amen.
10:05Amen.
10:08In Lord of the Rings?
10:10Yeah.
10:11Oh, damn.
10:11Are those ninjas in that?
10:13Yeah.
10:14I paraphrased.
10:14Oh, shit, man.
10:16Right underneath him.
10:18I always, every time Danzo shows up, and there's always just a part of me that, in the corner, I
10:22have to write,
10:23and he looks sweet.
10:25I'm always upset the cooler he looks.
10:28Why does he look cool?
10:29Because Alpha's firing this one.
10:31So he's already got, like, the one eye, right?
10:35Because he's got the permanent bandages on.
10:37I hate him so much.
10:39Yeah.
10:40He's a...
10:40Like...
10:41He's a fucking...
10:43Orochimaru shows up, and I'm like, ooh, what are we doing here?
10:46Yeah.
10:46What's Orochimaru gonna do, you know?
10:47Sabo just shows up, and I'm like, ooh, man, what's this story gonna be?
10:49Okay, this is interesting.
10:51Danzo shows up, and I'm like, fuck!
10:52Yeah.
10:53You dick!
10:53I don't know.
10:54Get out of here, you know?
10:55This shoot is...
10:56I hate you.
10:57I didn't expect to...
10:59Like you said, I didn't expect to go back to this story here.
11:01I'm interested.
11:02But you just reminded me that Orochimaru's back.
11:05Yeah, there was that over there where we were following him and stuff, too.
11:08I can't believe it.
11:09There's some interesting shit over there I wanna see, you know?
11:10There's some interesting stuff.
11:11I think there's interesting stuff everywhere.
11:13It's just...
11:14This one is like...
11:16There's just such a sense of, like, bittersweet.
11:18Sure.
11:19And I wonder, like, what Orochimaru might tell.
11:22Like, cause he apparently knew something, or whatever.
11:25I wanted some true tellers.
11:26Right?
11:26Like, Jugo and Suigetsu...
11:28Yeah.
11:29Saw something.
11:29Yeah.
11:30And then we summoned him back, and now he's gonna teach us something, I guess.
11:32I don't know.
11:33But...
11:33This here is like, well, look.
11:35We're gonna tell you some of this stuff, but you know what?
11:36Off here on the side that you weren't looking at, there was...
11:38Here's the other stuff that you didn't know about.
11:40You know?
11:40Yeah.
11:41I don't know.
11:42You ever watch shows or movies or whatever where they do that?
11:44Where it's like, oh, hey, you thought you knew this scene?
11:46Actually, let me just zoom out a little bit.
11:49There's all these characters doing shit, like, right over there.
11:52Yeah, here's a character that...
11:53Like, we were zoomed in a little too much, you couldn't see them, but if we zoom out,
11:55now you know they're there.
11:56You know?
11:57Yeah.
11:57And it's usually pretty rewarding to re-watch it.
12:00Hmm.
12:00When you have the fluid picture in your head.
12:02All right.
12:03Well, it'll take us a long time to re-watch this, because we're not even done watching
12:06it yet.
12:07Nope.
12:07Yeah.
12:07Yeah, right?
12:08Right, so...
12:10Oop!
12:12Don't need that anymore, because Danzo's here.
12:15Stupid Danzo.
12:16Yep.
12:17And we are continuing to watch over at Blindwave.com with Blindwave Beyond.
12:21We're actually uploading two episode reactions every week over there.
12:25So we're much, much, much farther ahead.
12:28I don't have any pages left.
12:29You won't have any time on Patfish Hunt, everybody?
12:29If I saw the exact thing and movie out, if I saw a film, I didn't...
12:30Well, I don't have any time again.
12:30I'm not even telling stuff, you know, because Gladys Vinegar left,
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