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00:00Hey guys, CoolBlonde we're back. I'm Aaron. I'm Calder. Eric. And we're back with Naruto Shippuden, where last time we
00:07had a lot of backstory about Kabuto.
00:09Mm-hmm. And changed everything for Calvin. Nope. Yeah. He's really not such a bad guy, but he fell in
00:14with bad evil. He did. I think I understood it. He was. That should be a sneak.
00:19But he still did bad things. He saw the evil behind everybody, and he decided, you know what? They weren't
00:26evil enough. I'm gonna do it too.
00:28So. And he should never have gotten her to believe it.
00:36And that is why I've kept on adding to myself.
00:41Because he's confused into who he is. No one will help him.
00:44We didn't ask.
00:46Itachi, you possessed many things that made you who you are. There is no finer foil to my reanimation jutsu
00:55than you, even though I may have mocked you.
00:58The Uchiha name in front of you.
00:59I have to admit that I'm actually still quite envious of it.
01:03From the very beginning, I was nobody.
01:06You think that claiming a name is meaningless?
01:09It's not.
01:11Who does hold meaning for me?
01:13Is the Izanami still not ready?
01:15He's about to attack.
01:18Izanami.
01:20It's just going to take a little more time.
01:23Lord Orochi Bruce said this to me once.
01:26Suck on.
01:27Demon twin jutsu.
01:29Suck on.
01:30Demon twin jutsu.
01:31Whoa, we made Vegeta hair line.
01:33Wait, that's the guy that Choji fought, right?
01:37Is that who that is?
01:38It looks like me.
01:39Kiyomaru, spiral web.
01:41Yeah, the spider dude.
01:44Oh.
01:44These strands can't be cut with a blade.
01:47Amaterasu.
01:49Macabre bone pulse.
01:50Bracket dead.
01:51Ugh, Kimomaru.
01:54He's laid down the spider silk all the way to the back.
01:56Inverno style, plane control.
02:03The flute.
02:05Hey, the flute.
02:06Sasuke.
02:07He made a flute out of his skin.
02:09Toyuya.
02:09Demon flute chains of Fantasia.
02:13She's playing his flute.
02:15It's bone.
02:16It's a bone flute, Aaron.
02:17I don't think it's a bone flute.
02:19Bone.
02:19Calvin, let him have this.
02:21No.
02:22It's a skin flute.
02:22Aaron, take it and go.
02:24Jesus.
02:24Christ, leave already.
02:26Stop saying that word.
02:27Now that I've immobilized you, all that's left is...
02:33To absorb you using Lord Orochimaru.
02:36Lord Orochimaru.
02:40He's such a creep.
02:42He is.
02:43The spoiler spoiled.
02:44What?
02:45What?
02:46The spoiler spoiled.
02:48It's a spoiler, so he changed the text.
02:50And it's all the snakes.
02:52I was finally able to take Lord Orochimaru into my own body.
02:56I've achieved it at last.
02:58This is my true form.
03:00All the skin snakes.
03:00The only thing that was missing was Lord Orochimaru himself.
03:05But now, as you see...
03:07His chest is Orochimaru.
03:09It's coming out of his belly tentacle snake tail thing.
03:14This is weird.
03:16If you've attached your self-value to something external to you, even something admirable and
03:22praiseworthy, then you gain nothing.
03:25Don't mislead yourself with lies.
03:27Those who cannot acknowledge themselves will invariably fail.
03:31How could I fail?
03:35You're answering the question of who you are by being other people.
03:40Genjutsu!
03:41Sharingai!
03:41Fukuyomi!
03:43Inside.
03:49Su said no!
03:51No!
03:51Su said no!
03:55I shall now engage the Izanami.
03:58Which means that you have already failed.
04:02He fell over in defeat.
04:03Good.
04:04No.
04:05Alright, we beat him.
04:07He left that body already.
04:08There he is!
04:10At least it was Hitachi.
04:13Don't let him put a thing in his head.
04:17Protect him.
04:18Su...
04:18Game.
04:20Let's...
04:21Yeah...
04:22Deflect it!
04:23No!
04:24Wait!
04:26What happened?
04:27Damn it.
04:27Did it not work?
04:31He keeps stabbing you.
04:38A clone?
04:43Oh!
04:44That's another one!
04:45Get out of the world!
04:45With this body, I have the power to recover from any wound you try to inflict.
04:50So attacking me is pointless!
04:51Aw, say more.
04:52Your fate is already entirely in my hands.
04:57Well then, shall we put that boast of yours to the test, Hitachi?
05:03Sasuke, do not leave my side.
05:08This feels like deja vu.
05:10Your fate may be in my hands now, but only you can truly decide how that fate shapes your destiny.
05:16Let's get out of the way.
05:18Losers like you...
05:20You got him again!
05:22Jeez!
05:26He just keeps coming out of mouths.
05:34Is that the other one?
05:35No?
05:36Still the same one.
05:37Yeah.
05:38That's the second...
05:38It's the third time this time.
05:39Yeah, I'm saying.
05:40Is he in a...
05:46Like in a weird rotation.
05:48Yeah.
05:49Yep.
05:50Step on a feather.
05:52What did you do to me?
05:54It's the Izanami!
05:57The Izanami!
05:59How?
06:00I am all-powerful!
06:09Birds!
06:13Mm-hmm.
06:14How do we decide to fate?
06:15Every time he...
06:16Look!
06:17Every time he damages him, it resets, right?
06:21Drip.
06:24Step on the feather!
06:27Birds!
06:32Take it to Horn again!
06:35You're gonna drive him insane!
06:37Yeah, it's Groundhog Day.
06:39And he always loses.
06:40Demon Flute!
06:41Change of Fantasia!
06:43This will switch it touches control over this Genjutsu to Tiyuya.
06:49Oh, where is it?
06:51What happened?
06:51Oh, yeah.
06:52Oh, the feather!
06:54I love this!
06:59Birds!
07:00Birds!
07:02He's gonna be so annoyed!
07:04Don't mess with me!
07:13So this is the other Uchiha forbidden Jutsu.
07:16The companion to Izanagi.
07:20A Jutsu that decides fate.
07:22This is the Izanami.
07:24Alright.
07:25Okay.
07:27I want to see him do the loop one more time.
07:28I do too.
07:29I kind of want to see nothing but him just stuck in that loop for a long time.
07:32Maybe five, six episodes.
07:34Dang it!
07:35I'm so mad!
07:36I'm just gonna stab him!
07:38Birds!
07:39Damn it!
07:40I'm so mad I want to stab him again!
07:43Birds!
07:47I mean, if you just get stuck in that loop, it just...
07:50So he thought he had his eyes turned off, but he really didn't, or not turning his eyes.
07:55Well, I don't think it requires his eyes to be open, because he's contacting him directly, like, through his skin
08:02rather than through his eyes.
08:04Mm-hmm.
08:04When did that start?
08:06I don't know.
08:07I do like Itachi being like, you know, because he's like, you know, claiming a name!
08:12You think that's meaningless?
08:13And he's like, you know, he's trying to find, like, identity.
08:16But all he does is just keep showing, like, other people.
08:20Yeah.
08:20He has no identity.
08:21Yeah, he has no sense of self.
08:24He's only comparing his achievements versus other people, but, you know, that's not cause for ownership of oneself.
08:33It's just, like, these people did this, and then it led to me.
08:38But what have you done with what you've achieved?
08:42And as much as I...
08:43Even his warriors, his fighters on his side are just...
08:48They're harvested.
08:50They're stolen people.
08:51Yeah.
08:52Like, no one actually allies with him other than this fake Mara.
08:57Yeah.
08:58I know.
09:00I make fun of Kabuto a lot, but it is an incredibly sad story that this orphan does not know
09:06who he is.
09:07And it's like, I'm the strongest there is!
09:09And all you are are parts of other people.
09:11Yeah.
09:12You know?
09:13It sucks.
09:14I feel bad for him.
09:15Kinda.
09:16Kinda, yeah.
09:16Sure.
09:17Just a little bit.
09:18Like Itachi said, like, you know, that's something that people do as they're maturing to discover their true self.
09:28But he just...
09:28The parts of other people that he experimented with, he didn't experiment with, he just kept forever.
09:36And, like, that becomes a part of his expression of himself.
09:42His identity.
09:42His identity.
09:43But, it's not any part of himself that he's bringing to that.
09:48It's only other people that he's bringing to himself.
09:53Yep.
09:54I wonder where he's really from.
09:56I wonder where he's really from.
09:57They had that one shot where he was, like, walking through the rain.
09:59And then he was there, like, he must have came from that town that got attacked.
10:02That destroyed town.
10:02I wonder if he really did.
10:03Or if he ended up there.
10:05Sure.
10:05Or what.
10:06I don't know.
10:07Like, his family could have been visiting there.
10:09Yeah.
10:10And when the attack happened.
10:11And I wonder if that's important at all or not.
10:13Like, if we will find out who he is.
10:15Or if it's just, you know, this is where we're at.
10:17That's just what the story is.
10:18Yeah.
10:20Like, I haven't really watched Dragon Ball.
10:23But, Goku, I don't think, knows who he is.
10:27Until Z, when he finds out who he is.
10:30And then, that's important.
10:32Because the Saiyans and Frieza and all that stuff.
10:34You know?
10:34It becomes important.
10:35It's important.
10:36It's assigned importance.
10:38Yeah.
10:38After the fact.
10:39Before that, it's not important.
10:41Ironically, like, Goku was never confused by who he is.
10:45Even when he learned that fact.
10:47He didn't.
10:48That wasn't a thing that defines him.
10:50Sure.
10:51But I get what you mean.
10:51Absolutely.
10:52Like, everybody should have those types of things.
10:54Like, Naruto is kind of in the same.
10:56Was kind of in the same state as Kabuto.
10:59And being an orphan.
11:00With no real, like, structure around him.
11:02But Naruto found himself.
11:04Sure.
11:04And he found himself early.
11:06Sure.
11:06Kabuto, unfortunately, never found himself.
11:08No.
11:08And I'm also picking someone who's, like, the main character.
11:11Yeah, sure.
11:11As opposed to picking, like, I don't know.
11:13Does, uh.
11:15Uh.
11:16I don't know.
11:16Yamcha's backstory of who he is mattered.
11:19You know, like.
11:20I get what you mean.
11:20Yeah.
11:21I thought you were gonna say Yamcha's back hair.
11:23Or something like that.
11:25I don't know where you're going.
11:26But.
11:27Maybe you could say, like, someone like Oolong.
11:30Who transforms his appearance all the time.
11:33So, maybe he doesn't know who he is.
11:35Because he doesn't remember what he looks like.
11:36Maybe.
11:37Maybe he's not a pig.
11:38I don't know.
11:39I don't know.
11:39I mean, he's not a pig.
11:40But.
11:41That show never tells you he's supposed to be, like, ten.
11:44And it should.
11:45The pig?
11:46Yeah.
11:46That Oolong's young.
11:48Oh.
11:48Because in the early Dragon Ball, he does some questionable shit.
11:51And I'm like, this is bad.
11:53And then you find out, no, he's ten.
11:55Oh, okay.
11:55Alright.
11:56It's better now.
11:58Poor Oolong.
11:59Uh.
12:00Skin flute.
12:01Skin flute.
12:02Yeah.
12:02Right, Calvin?
12:04What do you mean it's bone?
12:05It's made of bone.
12:05He makes it out of his skin and his flesh.
12:07Otherwise, Snakey Orochimaru wouldn't be like, you know?
12:10Well, I mean, bone can be considered tissue.
12:13Flesh.
12:14Yeah, but it wouldn't bend like a snake.
12:16Well, that flute doesn't bend like a snake.
12:19No, it doesn't.
12:19But they hardened the skin of the flute.
12:23It's bone.
12:24He used, he used Kikimaru's power.
12:27Proof.
12:27No, he didn't.
12:27Proof of it is if you watch the second time he pulls her out.
12:31It just comes straight from his skin.
12:32There's no Kikimaru or nothing.
12:34And the whole thing.
12:35And just flute.
12:36Skin.
12:36In her hand.
12:37Skin flute.
12:38That's just such a fucking creep.
12:41Yeah.
12:41It's so creepy.
12:42What do you think of this?
12:44I'm like, I hate it.
12:45I hate it, Kabuto.
12:46All the times he caught the, caught him Kabuto coming out of his mouth.
12:50Yeah.
12:51Oh man, that was creepy.
12:52The one where it's like, snake.
12:55Kabuto.
12:56Kabuto.
12:57Another Kabuto.
12:58This is so funny.
12:59Ugh.
12:59I did love the one shot where it looked like Kabuto's head and his chest and everything
13:03was just Orochimaru's face.
13:06Yeah.
13:06It did look good, yeah.
13:06I was like, that looked, like, it looked great.
13:08I love it.
13:09But, it also was weird.
13:11Well, it, yeah.
13:13Honestly, I would hate it more, but I would also like it more if he, if he, uh, just did,
13:20oh shoot, what's his name from Spy Kids.
13:23The guy with the foreheads.
13:25Tony Shalhoub's character.
13:26Yeah.
13:26Floopo or whatever.
13:28Yeah.
13:28If he just did that with, like, Orochimaru and Kimimaru and, and Kareen and stuff coming
13:33out of his head.
13:35That'd be weird.
13:35That'd be weird.
13:36That'd be weird.
13:36But, look at my final form.
13:39I was like, you're just another guy.
13:41You're just a dude.
13:42That's not your final form.
13:43That's just you and some guy's face on your chest.
13:46We have a dragon.
13:47He, he is a dragon.
13:48You're right.
13:49I'm a dragon.
13:50He's not a dragon.
13:51He's a fucking chimera.
13:53Well, what it seems like he is, is beaten.
13:56Cause, Itachi got him somehow.
13:58Yep.
13:58Do you think it's, uh, leave him here until he goes crazy and gives up?
14:01I think it's a Dormammu.
14:03Yeah.
14:03I think.
14:04Itachi and Sasuke are already gone.
14:06I don't know.
14:07I don't think they're gone.
14:07I think they're, that one shot where, where Itachi has his hand on, on Kabuto's forehead.
14:14I think that's what's happening right now.
14:16Mm-hmm.
14:16And, Itachi is doing the, the Genjutsu.
14:21Yeah.
14:21And Sasuke is protecting him.
14:23Or, channeling energy of the Uchiha clan.
14:26Stay beside me.
14:26Yeah.
14:27Stay beside me.
14:27That's why they're gonna just keep him in there forever and he's gonna keep on playing
14:30his own skin through over and over.
14:32I mean, the goal is we have to get him to stop the Jutsu, right?
14:37We're not gonna do that by defeating him.
14:39No.
14:39He seems to be undefeatable.
14:40We have to break him.
14:42We have to convince him.
14:43He sucks.
14:44Well, he's undefeatable, but they placed him in a, in a Genjutsu that he can't beat anybody.
14:52There's no, there's no end goal to this.
14:54Yeah.
14:54There's no succeeding over this situation because it's just gonna repeat itself.
14:59Infinitely.
15:00Goddammit, that's, that really pisses me off.
15:02I have their stab at Tachi.
15:03Yeah.
15:03Ah!
15:04Birds!
15:06Guys, thank you so much for watching.
15:07Naruto is shipping in with us.
15:08We will be back next week with more birds or whatever's gonna be happening.
15:11The only time I've liked birds.
15:13Yeah.
15:13Or skin.
15:14Who knows.
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15:25Uh-huh.
15:25So where we go out.
15:25I'm no touch one ago.
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