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Euphoria Season 3 Episode 2
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00:00I didn't even apply to college. My parents were immigrants.
00:03I know my generation's entitled, but I don't believe anybody owes me anything.
00:07I'm not a victim, I won't be an HR nightmare, and I believe in capitalism.
00:12Well, that's refreshing.
00:19The Spencer's office, Maddie speaking.
00:22Please hold.
00:25It's Annie.
00:30Hello, darling.
00:32Yes, she's new. Her name's Maddie.
00:35But it's hard to be successful when you're not allowed to work.
00:38We're not victims of circumstance.
00:41We need to make tough decisions.
00:42A statewide order for people to stay at home.
00:49Mom, it's fine. The riots haven't gotten here yet.
00:53Yes, I have the bear spray.
00:57All across America, young, free people who didn't give a flying fuck about a global pandemic packed their bags and
01:03went wet.
01:06What if you get sick and die?
01:08I won't.
01:10I'm not old.
01:12Don't forget to share your location.
01:15Bye, mommy.
01:17Caitlin!
01:20In pursuit of freedom, fame, and fortune.
01:28Maddie's company was paying her to stay home and do nothing.
01:33So, she decided to do something.
01:45Do you want to share?
01:52No.
01:53Oh, wow.
01:56Have you always been this charismatic?
01:59I think so.
02:01This is really unique.
02:03so do you really manage dylan reed i'm so down to earth i work it's what i do it's the
02:10pandemic
02:11i mean don't take it so personally everybody has had it with this thing people are dying
02:15out there nobody's working i'm not nobody baby i'm dylan fucking reed look i think what you're
02:21doing on socials is the future what you need is a career architect and i'd love to manage you
02:35and maddie began to introduce caitlin around town i like your new friend client
02:42she got a big follow not yet
02:46maybe i can help once she hit a million followers
02:52it was time to cash in
02:58so i'm okay with like sexy shoots
03:02but not really any like nudity yeah it's important to have a moral code a lot of these girls don't
03:09plus we can imply nudity side boob under boob camel toe little ass cheek feet feet feet it's a huge
03:19fucking market dirty feet ew feet being cleaned okay someone kissing your feet like who whatever
03:26the fuck you want we'll build it up a toe at a time
03:35mom calm down yeah i put the money in the account your rent check is gonna clear i promise
03:43no i don't have time for a boyfriend
03:45mary
04:08wow
04:10no she's very talented in her own way she's single and a huge fan
04:24hey i'm caitlin
04:25maddie's what the nicest things about you
04:27she's so sweet
04:31what are you drinking
04:32old-fashioned
04:35what the fuck is this
04:39that's fake news she's not in porn
04:41call me old-fashioned but if you're sucking your toes and spreading your beaver that's porn
04:45the norms are changing
04:46not that much
04:47girls like caitlin are going mainstream it's a booming industry
04:52are you taking a commission
04:55what are you making
04:57not enough
04:58you have got to be fucking kidding me
05:00look my mom's salon closed down during the pandemic so i've been helping her
05:04boohoo we represent actors not fucking porno people
05:07well there's a new middle ground where you can transition these
05:09no no listen to me
05:11dylan is a star maybe not a movie star but a television star
05:14his career could last 30 or 40 years if if his libido doesn't become front page fucking news
05:22okay okay okay i understand
05:25don't let this happen again
05:27okay
05:29good
05:34she couldn't afford to lose the stability pensler provided
05:39so she was forced to let caitlin go
05:41i'm sorry i i just don't have the time you deserve
05:58and a year later
05:59this video is for anyone who doesn't believe you can make a real living on here
06:03this is what i made last month
06:05seven hundred thousand dollars
06:08so if you're thinking of starting an account
06:11do it
06:12and use my promo code
06:15cut
06:19and if maddie had followed her instincts
06:21she wouldn't be an assistant
06:25she'd actually be successful
06:42how much is that dog in the window
06:47the one with the waggly tail
06:52how much is that dog in the window
06:58oh man
07:12she flies like a whore's asshole
07:14love this
07:17yeah
07:19you know
07:20over 200 years ago
07:23motherfuckers were leaving the safety of their log cabins to ride out west
07:27they didn't know what they'd encounter
07:30outlaws, Indians, Grizzlies
07:31whole fucking endeavor
07:34was the role of the die
07:39wish it is
07:41what am I facing
07:45who are you
07:52oh
08:06Alamo
08:07had me knee deep in pig shit
08:19and cleaning up any trace
08:21of tish
08:31tish wasn't the first person i knew to die of fentanyl overdose
08:38but it was the first death i'd help cover up
08:44lorry lorry lorry
08:46that shit you sold me
08:47was laced with fentanyl
08:49well you hang out with whores
08:51so who knows what they were doing
08:52lorry when you do something wrong
08:54you got to make amends
08:56simple concept of reparations
08:58how about you take your reparations
09:00and shove them up your nigger ass
09:01oh we're about to make this a race thing now
09:03is that how we're doing this
09:05you don't want to talk about reparations
09:07there are reparations for all kind of shit
09:09you dumb fuck motherfucker
09:11war
09:12injustice
09:13economics
09:13it ain't just a motherfucking black thing
09:15i'm trying to be fucking fair with you
09:17and now you're coming with some bullshit
09:19we're not giving you a dime for a mistake we didn't make
09:22what lorry didn't realize
09:25is that it was a mistake they made
09:28wayne had forgotten to tell fey to clean the scale
09:32and the problem with fentanyl is
09:33it's so strong
09:35it only takes a few grains to kill you
09:37and unfortunately for tish
09:39it had made its way into the ecstasy
09:41i ain't asking for money
09:43then what do you want
09:45i'll take your girl
09:47rule
09:48not happening
09:49she owes me money
09:51well
09:52consider a death settle
09:53what do you give a shit about rue
09:55she's half retarded
09:58maybe god brought us together
10:00i'm really happy for you alma
10:02god always puts you together with very young women
10:04rue belongs to us
10:07you killed one of my bitches
10:09i'm taking one of yours
10:16you're a real fucking pig
10:19the fuck you call me
10:21you call me a pig
10:23oh first it's a black thing
10:25and that's a fucking pig thing
10:26you calling me
10:43i couldn't shake the feeling that i had made a deal with the devil
10:55at least i was free
11:02after that
11:06alamo gave me 300 bucks
11:07and told me i was promoted
11:13i'm not saying believing in god delivered me from worry
11:17but how else could i explain my good fortune
11:26for the first time in a long time
11:28things were looking up
11:42and the job
11:43definitely had its perks
11:54hell i'm gonna hide a female
11:57eh yeah basically dude
11:59yeah
12:00alright dude
12:01we got
12:02ket, molly, 2c, ghb, coco, and crystal
12:06all on tap
12:08no drinking, no drugging, no fucking on the clock
12:21hey
12:24keep the customers in line
12:25keep the bitches happy
12:26and me and you
12:27we gonna get along far
12:28alright
12:29alright
12:29alright
12:30dismiss
12:31oh god yeah
12:33yeah
12:43mr. rox is the fuck
12:45we got
12:47what chaos
12:47excuse me
12:48?
12:50get your ego
12:51?
12:52get your ego
12:53?
12:53?
12:53?
12:58get your ego
12:59?
12:59?
12:59?
13:00?
13:02?
13:02?
13:09I don't know.
13:33I don't know.
13:38Yes, please.
13:46Did you shower today?
13:49It means a whistle.
13:54Oh my God.
14:00Oh my God.
14:05Oh my God.
14:23Oh, yeah.
14:26Anyone hurt from Tish?
14:27No, no.
14:28She ain't picking up my calls.
14:30She probably got tired of this fucking place.
14:37Yeah, we're hard to do.
14:40Yeah.
14:43Yeah.
14:43I didn't know you did it.
14:47Yeah.
14:49Yeah.
14:50Uh-huh.
15:02Said I never gave you nothing.
15:03Huh?
15:12Where are you going?
15:14Nowhere really.
15:15Got some party leftovers.
15:20You wanna have some party?
15:21Mm-hmm.
15:24I mean...
15:41Angel was a Hellcat.
15:43Yeah, yeah, yeah.
15:45But I'd be lying if I said I didn't miss Jules.
15:54A few years ago, I used to visit her in the city.
15:59She was in art school, and I didn't have much going on.
16:11But it never quite felt like it did in high school.
16:14Too much had happened between us.
16:17And I wasn't in a great place.
16:23I relapsed.
16:27Bad.
16:28Hey, Mom, it's through again.
16:33Um...
16:34I don't really have anywhere to go right now.
16:39Um...
16:40I know you don't...
16:44I know you don't want me around Gia or anything.
16:47But, um...
16:48I was just hoping that you could answer the phone so I could talk to you.
16:51Because I...
16:51I really need to come home, Mom.
16:55I really need to come home, Mom.
17:01I'm sorry.
17:02I'm sorry for everything.
17:04But I'm clean now.
17:05You know, I'm good.
17:07So...
17:08Yeah, just, um...
17:09Call me back, okay?
17:15And to be honest...
17:18I haven't really been sober since.
17:26Michelle! Michelle!
17:27I'm calling me now fucking night.
17:29Come on.
17:29Let's fucking go, ladies!
17:30Come on, chop, chop!
17:32Let's give this fucking money.
17:33It's a Friday night.
17:34Stop fucking crying.
17:37I'm not arguing with you, Magic.
17:39You cannot wear it on the floor.
17:40What? It's a certified boner killer.
17:42But I can win 12 grand in this lawsuit.
17:44I don't give a fuck.
17:45Well, but I have to take it.
17:47I understand.
17:47And if they send me a detective, what do I do?
17:49Huh?
17:50Who are you talking to? I don't speak Spanish.
17:52Or a private detective.
17:54If you don't take that fucking thing off and get out there and make this money, we're gonna have a
17:58real problem.
17:58Let me take it. Let me wear it.
18:00Please, take your broke-neck ass out there and get this money.
18:04Bingo.
18:04I mean, but one thing that's worse than being called a nigga, and that's a fucking pig.
18:09You know what a pig is?
18:10A motherfucker that eats his own shit.
18:13Any kind of shit. All kind of shit.
18:15I look like a shit-eating nigga to you?
18:17I mean, maybe a dog-ass nigga, but not a pig, though.
18:21You ever been called a pig before?
18:22I don't recall.
18:23But look, niggas love bacon.
18:26Niggas, shut the fuck up.
18:35You good?
18:36I mean, this girl up here, god damn.
18:40Shit, like a unit stand up.
18:43What happened with Tish, huh?
18:45Fell in love.
18:46Yeah, at your house.
18:48No fucking matter where, bitch fell in love.
18:51Ain't you got money to make?
18:57Yeah!
19:00What's up, Blair?
19:02She been mad all day.
19:07To all the fucking insults she could've took from the English language,
19:10that bitch, Laurie, called me a motherfucking pig.
19:13Why a pig?
19:14That's a million-dollar question.
19:15I wouldn't dwell on it.
19:16Yeah, you wouldn't.
19:17You ain't the one she called a pig.
19:19So what?
19:20Cause a bitch ain't never called me a pig before.
19:22So I'm thinking, what brought that to the tip of her tongue?
19:24It ain't like it escalated the pig.
19:26It just went the pig.
19:27Yeah, what was her tone, though?
19:29The tone?
19:29You know what I mean?
19:30Like, what's she hella angry?
19:31It ain't about the tone, it's the word.
19:33Fuck you, I can come back from, but...
19:35Look, you and all this pig shit making my penis soft.
19:38I'm going to go see what these owls don't.
19:40Fuck out of here.
19:40Fuck out of here.
19:42Fuck out of here.
19:44Fuck out of here.
19:45Fuck out of here.
19:46Please, bitch, just call me back, cause I'm fucking getting worried about you.
19:52I don't fucking care what you're doing, bitch, but I just...
19:56Just call me.
19:57I've been calling you 20 times.
19:59You don't answer.
20:03Just call me back and just tell me you're fine.
20:09I love you.
20:19Bitches forgetting I'm the motherfucker who put her cracker ass on the mat.
20:22We're nothing but a fucking junkie from the burbs.
20:26Yeah, I remember.
20:28Yeah, she certainly don't.
20:30Maybe it's time we reminded her.
20:37Shit, look at where you are, bitch.
20:39I'm on you.
20:43Fuck.
20:44Watch it.
20:45That bitch will sue you.
20:46I see that.
20:48Thanks.
21:01Yeah.
21:10How long have you worked here?
21:12Fifteen years.
21:14Best job I've had.
21:18What'd you do before?
21:22Nothing good.
21:25Fine.
21:41Welcome to paradise, kiddin'.
21:48The problem with Uber is there's so much time to think about shit.
21:51Just on the road all day, just fucking thinking.
21:55You know?
21:56Like, why didn't Gia text me back?
21:58Why haven't I talked to my mom in two years?
22:00Why am I not with Jules?
22:02Why...
22:02You wanna be with Jules?
22:04No, I'm just saying.
22:05Like, these are the thoughts that I have when I'm driving.
22:06But when I'm at the Silver Slippers, it's a completely different fucking thing, you know?
22:09It's a whole different ballgame.
22:10I'm, like, problem solving left and right.
22:13I don't even think about Jules.
22:15Honestly.
22:16Yeah, that sounds healthy.
22:17Yeah.
22:21But the sugar baby thing is a little weird, right?
22:24Every drawing needs a sugar baby.
22:25It sounds that weird.
22:27Yeah, but you don't do it.
22:29I'm not a fucking hooker.
22:34Right.
22:38Maybe I should reach out to her.
22:39And do what? Lecture her?
22:42Just, like, catch up, you know?
22:45Even though you don't think about her?
22:48Yeah.
22:50Where are you going?
22:52I have a meeting.
22:53With who?
22:56What?
23:00Cassie?
23:02No fucking way.
23:04She DMed me.
23:05Oh, wow.
23:07Round two, baby?
23:09Ding, ding, ding!
23:11Ding, ding, ding!
23:11Man, I miss high school.
23:13I don't.
23:17I wanna be loved by you, just you.
23:22Nobody else but you.
23:25Cassie's DM was the first time Maddie had heard from her since high school.
23:28Alone.
23:31It was a shame she was with Nate.
23:33Cassie was exactly the kind of girl you'd dream of signing.
23:37Beautiful, but directionless.
23:39And Shia.
23:41Real big.
23:47So desperate for attention, she's willing to humiliate herself.
23:50There you go.
23:52He's good.
23:53He's good.
23:54He's good.
23:55Vamos.
23:57Beautiful.
24:00Those are the kind of girls you can really mind.
24:03Butter up.
24:04Why was she reaching out now?
24:06After all these years.
24:08What does she want?
24:10Do you ever feel like your life could be bigger?
24:12Me?
24:14No.
24:16Even though you're just a housekeeper?
24:17Si.
24:18America.
24:20My dream?
24:21Everybody else but you.
24:24Diddly diddly diddly dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum.
24:54Welcome to the peninsula.
24:59I got your reserved seats right here.
25:01Oh, thank you.
25:02I'll be right back.
25:46No, the director loves her.
25:47I just think it should be a million penny and offer.
25:51Yeah, okay, thanks. Bye.
25:54Sorry I'm late. It's been such a crazy day.
25:57Hi. You look amazing.
26:00Can I start you ladies off with some drinks?
26:01Yeah, can we get two Aperol spritz?
26:03I'll be right back.
26:08So, here we are.
26:12Here we are.
26:18Looking back, I should have asked for permission.
26:23Permission?
26:23Your blessing.
26:25What Nate and I were feeling for each other was obviously real.
26:28Otherwise, we wouldn't be getting married.
26:31But I feel like I found the love of my life
26:33at the expense of the other love of my life.
26:37It was at that moment Maddie realized that this dumb bitch waited years for that ring just to clear her
26:42conscience.
26:43I'm sorry.
26:44So, Maddie decided to go in for the kill.
26:47I forgive you.
26:55It was the third Aperol spritz that brought the truth out.
26:59I just feel like if more people knew me, I would be huge.
27:06Define huge.
27:07Like, when I throw a pool party, I am the center of the attention.
27:11You should see how upset these wives get with their husbands.
27:15Well, that's because out there you're a big fish in a small pond.
27:18But what if I was a big fish in a big pond?
27:21Mmm, the market's just oversaturated with a lot of girls like you.
27:26But how are all these girls making so much money when I am way prettier than them?
27:31Promotion.
27:32Knowing the right people.
27:36Having good taste.
27:38What do you mean, taste?
27:40The ability to discern quality and the high aesthetic standard.
27:44Oh, I have that.
27:46Don't I have that?
27:47You want my professional opinion?
27:49Yes.
27:50Fuck.
27:51Finally.
27:51I mean, this is why I'm here.
27:54That's why you're here?
27:56I'm here to apologize to you.
27:58I did not even think we were going to get into this conversation.
28:01Yeah.
28:01The doggy video?
28:02It's fun and it's campy, but it's not sexy and it's not timeless.
28:08But it's cute though.
28:10It just feels a little desperate.
28:13It feels like you're trying way too hard instead of just being.
28:17Being what?
28:18Yourself.
28:20Who am I?
28:21That's a really good question.
28:23Well, no, cause I can be anything.
28:26Huh.
28:27I know you're really, really busy, but I really want this.
28:33I need this.
28:35I need this.
28:37Is Nate okay with you doing nudes?
28:40Oh, yeah.
28:42I mean, as...
28:43He's so supportive.
28:45As long as I just don't post on the main page.
28:49Well, then let's have some fun.
28:59Hey, you wanna?
29:00Hello, Mr. Cal.
29:01I wanna, wanna, wanna.
29:04Make love to you, girl.
29:06You know I wanna.
29:08Oh, you're funny.
29:09Look who the cat dragged in.
29:10You got anything to drink?
29:16The last five years had been humiliating for Cal.
29:20He went from being the town's top real estate developer
29:24to a broke sexual deviant who narrowly avoided prison.
29:31Saw your Cassie selling pictures of herself online.
29:37Where'd you hear that?
29:39Guy you go to slaw with.
29:41What slaw?
29:43Sex and love addicts.
29:44Right, right.
29:45I don't know.
29:46She's doing these, um, pin-up style photo shoots.
29:49You don't have financial issues.
29:51Me?
29:52You.
29:53No.
29:54No, no.
29:55No, I'm good.
29:58Trust me, Dad.
29:59I'm good.
29:59But Nate was far from good.
30:02I had a brilliant idea.
30:04I want better angels
30:06to be the sole supplier of afterlife innovation
30:08to the Sun Settler community.
30:10What are you talking about?
30:14Noz, I'm talking about you and I
30:15in business together.
30:18Money.
30:19Listen.
30:20Our problem
30:21is not just gonna go away.
30:23I'm not your problem.
30:25The problem is the fuckin' bureaucratic bullshit
30:27in California.
30:29Noz, do you know,
30:30do you know how long it takes
30:31to get a seat in front of the fuckin'
30:33Planning and Zoning Commission in this state?
30:35No.
30:35And I really don't give a fuck, you know?
30:37Well, you should.
30:39Every fuckin' Californian should,
30:40they make it impossible for a hard-working person
30:42to do business.
30:43The right way.
30:44Well, my business is fuckin' booming.
30:46I got the meeting.
30:48Right?
30:48With the P and Z.
30:50The plans are gonna pass.
30:51You don't need to worry about a thing.
30:52I'm not worried.
30:54You should be the one that's worried.
30:56You know why?
30:57Because you owe me $550,000.
31:02And by next week,
31:03that's gonna be $600,000.
31:07$600,000?
31:08Yeah.
31:08So,
31:09what I suggest
31:10is you pay me $100,000
31:13by this Friday.
31:14By this Friday?
31:15$100,000?
31:17Yeah.
31:17This Friday.
31:19Think of it as a way
31:20to regain my confidence.
31:27Yeah.
31:29No problem.
31:30Yeah, my word.
31:31I'll see you Friday.
31:33Let's make some fuckin' money.
31:42I'm not getting into the morality
31:44of OnlyFans with you.
31:45Once you give in to temptation,
31:47it knows no limits.
31:48I'm speaking from experience.
31:51Yeah.
31:51I'm well aware.
31:52I didn't start
31:53by having sex with men.
31:55My first affair
31:56was with a very sexy woman.
31:58What Cassie's doing
32:00and what you did
32:00are not the same thing, Dad.
32:02I was chasing pleasure
32:04instead of being grateful
32:05for what I had at home.
32:06You're gay.
32:07You're in denial
32:08and it came out
32:09in very weird ways.
32:10I'm not gay.
32:12I was a hedonist.
32:14You fucked men in the ass.
32:16So?
32:16How is that not gay?
32:17I was a pitcher,
32:19not a catcher.
32:19I'm not getting into
32:20this debate with you again.
32:22I have investors coming over.
32:23I need to have a clear head.
32:24Please.
32:25Investors?
32:26Yeah.
32:26I thought you closed the round.
32:28Well,
32:29I'm opening a new round.
32:31Angel!
32:33You throw one motherfuckin' shoe at me,
32:35I'ma knock you the fuck out!
32:40That bitch of tennis made me a double.
32:42I got you.
32:44If I'm in touch.
32:46Angel!
32:49Fuck!
32:50Fuck LMO!
32:51And fuck all the bitch ass
32:53to get that word for them!
32:54Including you!
32:55Fuckin' bitch liar!
32:57Oh, I'm a bitch now.
32:58Yeah, you're a bitch.
32:59Oh, okay, I'm a bitch now.
33:00Do you like that shit?
33:01Do you like that?
33:02No!
33:02No, I don't like that shit!
33:03You fucking don't think of that shit!
33:04You crazy fuckin' ass!
33:06Knock it off!
33:08That's true.
33:10We can keep doin' this shit or we can talk!
33:18Yeah, fine.
33:19Let's talk.
33:20Let's talk!
33:27My best friend's missing.
33:30The aunties are close.
33:35She's not answering the fucking phone.
33:39Everyone's telling me she'd run away with the fucking guy.
33:55No.
34:00No.
34:04No.
34:08No.
34:12I'm sorry.
34:29No.
34:30No!
34:31No!
34:32No!
34:33No!
34:48I'll be out here.
34:55I'll be out here.
35:03Angel began the spiral.
35:10I want my money back.
35:12This is bullshit today.
35:13Listen, listen.
35:14We're not gonna give you the money.
35:15No, no.
35:16She's unconscious.
35:17I paid the money for the dance.
35:18She didn't give me the dance.
35:20I get the money.
35:20That's how it works.
35:23You got work.
35:44You okay?
35:51Maybe she goes to rehab or I kick her ass in the curb.
35:54That's it.
35:55No, she's not gonna be able to afford rehab.
35:58I can.
36:00Wait, really?
36:03Wow, that's really, really nice of you.
36:05They own as many clubs as I do.
36:08They used to have those places on speed dial.
36:12Right.
36:14You know, Angel, she's a...
36:18She's a little feisty.
36:19The birdie tells me you got a real good thing going on.
36:26Yeah.
36:27Well, I've never been on this side of an intervention before.
36:31Listen here.
36:34You do this thing,
36:36might be another promotion in it for you.
36:39Gotcha.
36:44Suck my big fat fucking dick, bitch!
36:47I'm never going through no fucking rehab!
36:49Okay?
36:50I'm never going through no fucking rehab!
36:52Stop.
36:52Stop.
36:53It's like a paid fucking vacation.
36:55Uh-huh.
36:55I don't need no help!
36:57I don't need no help!
36:59And sometimes they take you bowling!
37:01They take you bowling!
37:02It's fine!
37:03Just go!
37:04Just go!
37:07No!
37:07No!
37:08Don't fuck with me!
37:21You know, life is precious.
37:28I don't know about that.
37:31This is a weird place.
37:33California?
37:35You know more people go missing here than anywhere else in America.
37:42It's like there's a big magnet under the soil.
37:48Attracting evil.
37:59Death is not a niche market.
38:01We absolutely believe that Sun Settlers is a nationwide business.
38:06All right.
38:06So if I send you my mother-in-law, you promise to kill her?
38:09With dignity and grace.
38:12I'll take it.
38:16Hi!
38:18I have to show you something.
38:20What?
38:25So you're already expanding.
38:28The demand is just too big.
38:30Okay, dude.
38:31How do I get another?
38:32Well, you'd actually have to be rich.
38:35Fuck you, I'm rich.
38:38We're oversubscribed.
38:43Oh, wow.
38:44Keep flipping.
38:47Baseball.
38:50Why are you dressed as a baby?
38:52Oh, it's a whole subculture.
38:54Babies?
38:55Adult babies.
38:56Ew.
38:57Who wants to see an adult baby?
38:59Some people do.
39:00It's huge.
39:01I keep getting all these requests.
39:02Teething rings, bassinets.
39:05Some people even want to see me wear a diaper.
39:07What?
39:08That's sick.
39:09I know, right?
39:10$100,000.
39:12It means nothing to me.
39:14Well, how much did Fred put in?
39:16A lot more than that.
39:18Then why are you doing it?
39:20Well, if I don't, someone else will.
39:22It's just supply and demand.
39:23What the fuck?
39:24An adult baby?
39:26That's what I said.
39:27Why?
39:28Well, why would you do that?
39:29I guess Nate can't afford the wedding.
39:32Trust me.
39:33Nate can afford the wedding.
39:35What I saw was extremely disturbing.
39:39Honey.
39:41I'll look into it.
39:51Come here.
39:52What?
39:53Cass, come here.
39:55I can throw all the way.
39:57Okay.
39:58Hey.
39:59Show me your phone.
40:01Why?
40:03This is...
40:05Did you say something?
40:07No.
40:08About what?
40:10I'm not gonna show you my phone.
40:12Why not?
40:12You hiding something?
40:14No.
40:15Because the whole town's talking about how my wife-to-be spread eagles on the internet.
40:19Hey, guys.
40:19Thanks for the party.
40:20Bye.
40:21Thank you for coming.
40:22See you, pal.
40:23Hey, drive safe.
40:24Bye.
40:26You did say something.
40:27I swear to God, I would never.
40:29Andy's wife is talking about it.
40:31How does Andy's wife know that I have an OnlyFans?
40:33Because she's home alone with a newborn.
40:35Oh, fuck her.
40:36She's uninvited from the wedding.
40:36This isn't about Andy's wife.
40:38This is about you and what you're doing behind my back.
40:40Uh, you gave me permission.
40:42And if you weren't having money problems, then this wouldn't even be a thing.
40:46It's not that I can't afford $60,000.
40:49Whatever.
40:49Whatever.
40:50This is the biggest day of our lives.
40:52Just delete the account.
40:53Pay for the flowers.
40:54I will get you all the flowers that you want if you just delete this account now.
40:59Please.
41:05Oh, fucking blackmail.
41:12Excuse me, Mr. Nate.
41:14Do you want me to save any of the food?
41:16Sure.
41:17The patties?
41:18Yeah.
41:19What about the hot dogs?
41:20Okay.
41:21The macaroni?
41:22No.
41:22The cheese?
41:25No.
41:26The potato salad?
41:27Yeah.
41:28The vegetables?
41:29No.
41:29What about the fruit salad?
41:31Juana, please.
41:32The cookies?
41:32Juana, enough.
41:33Stop, stop, stop.
41:35Juana, I'm gonna kill you.
41:46Happy now?
41:49Relieved.
41:50How about you?
41:52I'm ecstatic.
41:55Thanks, babe.
41:57Of course.
42:03Should we go?
42:05We should go.
42:07Yeah, let's go.
42:09Great party, man.
42:09See you later, buddy.
42:10Yeah.
42:12Great party.
42:12Yeah, I'm sorry.
42:15Juana, save those pigs in a blanket.
42:20Good way.
42:22Good.
42:34Hope you're still talking about Tomiddich.
42:38Ready to go.
42:40Good boy.
42:41Anybody here?
42:46Good boy.
42:46Good boy.
43:00Uh, this is Hope Springs, right?
43:02Yeah.
43:04I have a patient.
43:07You were a Kralimo?
43:11Yeah.
43:12Who's been expecting you?
43:17New arrival.
43:38I'm scared.
43:40Hey.
43:42He's gonna be okay.
43:47It's not gonna be that long, and I'll be back, and I'll pick you up.
43:51You promise?
43:52Yeah.
43:53You promise?
43:55Yeah, I promise.
43:55Come on.
44:07Yeah, good.
44:08Let's go.
44:08Let's go.
44:09Let's go.
44:20Let's go.
44:29Let's go.
44:45Uh, do I need to fill anything out?
44:47No.
44:49There's no paperwork?
44:51Nope.
44:54Okay.
45:14Uh, yeah, I just dropped her off.
45:17Copy that.
45:18Um, I'm a little worried about her, though.
45:22God helps those who help themselves.
45:28Shit.
45:42I just grew up in a house with a lot of secrets and a lot of lies.
45:48I just don't ever want to be in that situation again.
45:53I understand.
45:54I'm sorry.
45:59I'm gonna tell you something that might make you angry.
46:01What?
46:04Maddie's been helping me.
46:06My Maddie?
46:07No, my Maddie.
46:09You're talking about my ex-girlfriend?
46:11She was my best friend.
46:12Okay, so the same Maddie.
46:14We're friends again.
46:15And how did that happen?
46:17I reached out.
46:18She's an expert.
46:20At what?
46:21Social media.
46:23You mean porn.
46:24It's not porn.
46:25It's erotica.
46:26Oh, is that what Maddie told you?
46:27No, I'm telling you.
46:30What do you think she wants?
46:32To be my friend again.
46:36And manage me.
46:37Well, your career is over.
46:42Well, I invited her to the wedding.
46:46As revenge?
46:49I hate to break it to you, babe.
46:51But not everyone's in love with you.
47:06Oh, I love your big, fat fucking cock.
47:11Get your fucking guts out.
47:13Don't stop.
47:15Don't stop.
47:18Don't stop.
47:23Don't stop.
47:24Fuck with that.
47:25Who cares?
47:26Oh, shit.
47:29Oh, shit.
47:50Is that a dinosaur?
47:53I'm going to find out.
47:56Hey!
47:57Come on.
47:57What the fuck is that?
47:59Oh, she's big.
48:02What the fuck is that?
48:03You got to be kidding me.
48:05Come on.
48:06Get.
48:06Come on, fuck.
48:07Lieutenant Dan, you're fired.
48:10Let's put it on the floor.
48:12Fat piece of shit.
48:15They should piss all over the carpet.
48:17Oh, shit.
48:20Get.
48:21I'm trying to go this way.
48:22Hold it.
48:23Hold it.
48:23Hold it.
48:23Oh, fuck.
48:24I stepped in it.
48:27What the fuck is this?
48:38I remember the Alamo.
48:55I like the new look.
49:19Hold it.
50:24Where are you living?
50:26Right now I'm on Lexi's couch, but sometimes I'll leave, sometimes my van.
50:35But I'm going to get my own place soon.
50:37Nothing as fancy as this, though.
50:41So you're working?
50:42Yeah.
50:44At a strip club.
50:46It's managerial stuff, but surrounded by a lot of beautiful women.
50:51There's a lot of temptation.
50:54And I guess because I'm in a position of power, the girls like to throw themselves at me.
51:01You're sober?
51:03Yeah.
51:04California's sober.
51:05Sometimes I drink, sometimes I smoke a little bit of weed.
51:08But, uh, I avoid things that can destroy my life.
51:18Yet you showed up here.
51:21What, you think you're dangerous?
51:25I think over time it's easy to romanticize things, forget details.
51:32Yeah, but you don't ever get nostalgic?
51:35I mean, I don't miss high school, or the suburbs, or...
51:40Us.
51:44Were we ever good together?
51:47Back then?
51:51Not really.
51:53Exactly.
51:55So I'm assuming the whirlwind romance thing is off the table.
52:02I don't think my boyfriend would approve.
52:04Oh.
52:06Boyfriend.
52:07So it's a real relationship.
52:13Not just, like, a...
52:15financial agreement?
52:18Where'd you get that idea?
52:22I don't know, this apartment.
52:25He wasn't using it.
52:27Okay, well...
52:28Where is he then?
52:30Is that his place?
52:33Yeah, with his family.
52:37I see.
52:39You disapprove?
52:41No, I'm just saying, this guy's living like a double life.
52:43That's not a fucking red flag to you.
52:46What if his wife's okay with it?
52:50She is?
52:53I don't think people are meant to be monogamous.
53:01So what you're saying is I still have a chance?
53:07You can't just show up after all this time
53:09and think everything's gonna be the same.
53:14Oh, yes...
53:16I love you.
53:18I love you.
53:42I'm going to take a bath.
53:45Okay, I'll just finish my drink.
53:48And I'll hit the road.
53:53You're not going to keep me company?
53:54You're not going to keep me company?
54:21You're not going to keep me company?
54:49You're not going to keep me company?
55:19You're not going to keep me company?
55:43You're not going to keep me company?
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