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00:00I do feel like I've known you for my whole life almost.
00:04What was that for you then?
00:05A very close bond that now I'm sort of regretting.
00:08Are you going to run off to Bali?
00:10I'm always going to go back to Bali,
00:11but I need to sort this now.
00:14She never was just a little friend to me.
00:16It's always been more complicated than that for me and you.
00:20It's just a shame.
00:22I've got end stage liver disease
00:24that's sending me for transplant assessment.
00:27Most of us haven't registered our decision
00:29to donate our organs,
00:30which can save up to nine lives.
00:33You're insane though.
00:34I know it won't be a good thing for you
00:36because she's bad news.
00:37He's trying to stick a wedge in and be like...
00:39It's because he lives with your ex.
00:40Start talking about me and trying to shit on a situation.
00:43If I don't have to speak about you again,
00:44honestly, it would be a pleasure.
00:47They seem to put their keys in a bond share,
00:48depending on the day of the week.
00:49Are you ever going to just like low-key forgive me?
00:52I want to be mad at you, but I can't.
00:54I feel like it's gone from 100 to zero.
00:57Big fat wet snog, yeah.
00:58It was relentless.
00:59I'm saving lives here.
01:01Genuinely, why is he so obsessed with you?
01:02I'm a little scared of him.
01:03You can't be friends with someone
01:04you don't see it as a friend.
01:05When you're talking shit about me to my girlfriend,
01:07what do you expect to happen?
01:08It's going to be really weird to do life without me.
01:27What's it like?
01:28What's it like if you have a girlfriend?
01:36to get in spots like this.
01:38Yeah, you spit the rain.
01:39Amazing what Abby's done for you.
01:40Well done.
01:41Cute.
01:42That is cute.
01:43You literally can see everything from Wembley over there.
01:46Wembley to Rapids, it's unbelievable.
01:48That's great.
01:49Ready, go.
01:52I feel like Lindsay Lohan and the parent cat.
01:55Whoa!
01:57Watch out for the clown girls, mate.
01:59Woo-hoo!
02:01Guys, this is amazing.
02:03Look at this.
02:04We're in London on a rooftop.
02:06Thames, thanks so much for having us here.
02:08You're welcome.
02:10Honestly, you are welcome whenever you want.
02:12But if I moved in, I'm not sure you'd be too impressed.
02:15Yeah, maybe not that.
02:16You've got a spare room, I could be a good lodger.
02:17Yeah, I could do.
02:18I'd be a great lodger.
02:19Imagine waking up with me every morning.
02:20Morning.
02:22Anyway, what's going on with you and Zayno?
02:24I don't know.
02:25Look at his smile coming straight away.
02:28Right, where do we start?
02:29What do we want to know?
02:30Let's unpack it.
02:32No, I took her out for drinks last night.
02:33Again?
02:34Yeah, just us.
02:35I'd say this is date number one.
02:37It was honestly, it was a great date.
02:39She looked like an absolute rocket.
02:41Like, all the other lads in the bar were staring at her.
02:44Perfect.
02:44As long as everyone's staring at her, great.
02:47Look, obviously, I'm joking aside.
02:48It was really nice to get to know her on a deeper level.
02:51How did it end?
02:54We maybe had a little snog.
02:56No!
03:00A fat snog.
03:02Big, fat, wet snog, yeah.
03:03How's the Tristan situation?
03:06He was like, look, if anything happens with you and Zayno, it's going to make our friendship
03:10more complicated.
03:11He hasn't dated her.
03:13Don't let the opinions of others, especially Tristan's, impact anything going on between
03:17you and Zayno.
03:22Yeah.
03:22Yeah.
03:22I'm going to do my own thing.
03:32I'll serve.
03:33You guys go.
03:33You want some pomegranate?
03:35Jack, you must eat your fruit and vegetables.
03:38How'd you grow that bun?
03:40That's...
03:42Protein.
03:42Yeah, that's protein.
03:43My meat clatter should be here soon.
03:45Can you believe I missed the party?
03:49That was the biggest surprise of the night.
03:50That's so crazy.
03:51You missed the party.
03:52It was crazy.
03:52You would have loved it.
03:53Really?
03:53It was your vibe, for sure.
03:54Yeah.
03:55It was cool, but did you guys see Zayno and Tristan had a conversation?
03:58I don't know about anything.
04:00You need to, like, fill me in on anything.
04:02They've had...
04:02They, you know...
04:05They've clashed a bit in the past.
04:06Is this because Tristan is best friends with Zayno's ex?
04:09Yes, exactly.
04:10Like, we live with Zayno's ex, right?
04:11So we obviously, like, our loyalties do lie with him.
04:14Like, Tristan and Chugs, like, they've known each other for six years, you know?
04:17And obviously, Chugs, you know, he clearly doesn't have loyalties to Harvey.
04:21Like, that's...
04:22He's made that very clear.
04:23But that does cause friction between Tristan and Chugs.
04:26And I didn't like the fact that, like, Chugs lying about everything.
04:29And, you know, he was meant to be best mates with Armin.
04:31There's been multiple things, I think, now with Chugs where I'm just like...
04:35Hmm.
04:35Yeah, I don't know.
04:37How was your night?
04:38I barely saw you.
04:39Inga, she did message me, asking to meet me.
04:43Dun-dun-dun.
04:44She wants to meet me today.
04:46Today?
04:47Yeah.
04:47Oh, shit.
04:48And I'm like, she...
04:49I get so reeled in every time.
04:52But surely you need to go in there with what you want out of this.
04:55It sounds so messed up to say, and I don't even know why I'm admitting this.
04:59But this situation with Inga has felt like the worst breakup of my life.
05:03Really?
05:04Yeah.
05:04We went from spending every single day together to not seeing each other in weeks.
05:09So I am willing to see her and to hear her out and hopefully we can...
05:15We can have a calm conversation.
05:33Well, guys, you were better than I thought.
05:34I'll give it to you.
05:36I know.
05:36It comes naturally, really.
05:37Apart from you, maybe, Angus.
05:38No, I was great.
05:39I don't know what you're talking about.
05:40I mean, maybe we should swap partners next time, but...
05:43Funny, I didn't know you could actually play?
05:46Fence.
05:46Fence.
05:47Fence, that's what I meant.
05:48I think, oh, my God, have I not told you this?
05:50I feel like I've told the whole world at this point.
05:51I was scouted when I was nine years old for a fencing club.
05:54It's...
05:55So I was almost professional, effectively.
05:56You know what?
05:57I would say looking at you, you don't see that.
06:00But knowing your history, yeah, that does make sense.
06:02It must be very nice for you to kind of get out of the house,
06:05away from Baby Duke, hang out with the boys a bit.
06:07But it is nice to see the boys.
06:09And 99% of the time, we were fantastic.
06:12But there was just that 1% of the time,
06:13when the sleep deprivation hit,
06:15someone hasn't sterilized the bottles, i.e. me.
06:18Someone hasn't, you know, cleaned up half themselves.
06:21And I think we were just...
06:22I.e. you.
06:23I.e. me.
06:24There was just these real bubbling things
06:26going on underneath the surface
06:27that weren't being talked about and weren't being addressed.
06:30How's your health, by the way?
06:31I haven't asked a while.
06:32It's good.
06:33I mean, day to day, look, I'm fencing.
06:36The doctors have really been promoting us to look at live donation,
06:39because then it avoids me becoming sick.
06:42So this is whereby someone who's alive
06:46offers to donate half of their liver
06:48and donates it to me and it regrows to fall in me
06:51and their liver regrows to fall as well.
06:53So I'm now considering it.
06:56I mean, Alice has obviously mentioned that Gareth,
06:59after our conversations, has actually been in contact
07:01to see if he could be a live donor.
07:03And that is, I mean, just so incredibly kind.
07:06I mean, I'm lost a word.
07:08The reason why we're even considering this
07:10is because there's not enough livers being donated.
07:13So actually off the back of this,
07:15I'm really, really keen to do some kind of challenge
07:18on social media like ALS Ice Bucket Challenge.
07:21So the idea is we have a pink smoothie, which you make.
07:26And the reason for pink is
07:28because pink represents organ donation in the UK.
07:30And you have to down the smoothie in nine seconds,
07:33because you can save up to nine lives.
07:35Imagine.
07:36And whatever you don't down in those nine seconds,
07:38you have to pour over your head.
07:39Yeah, I like that.
07:41And then you register to donate online
07:43and nominate nine more people.
07:45Well, Gareth would do it.
07:46Oh, 100%.
07:47Yeah.
07:47He's offered an organ.
07:50Yeah.
07:50I draw the line at this movie.
07:52Yeah, yeah, yeah.
07:52It's done quite well.
07:53Oh, I don't know how I feel about this movie, though.
07:57A, C, D, E, P, G,
08:00Don't break me, I serve my team.
08:03One, two, three, one, one, two.
08:05Come in.
08:06Honestly, when the weather's like this,
08:08it makes me want to go on holiday.
08:09I know.
08:09It's so sunny.
08:10Should we just book our holiday already?
08:12I was going to say, a girl's trip?
08:13Always.
08:14Should we do it?
08:14If you're in, I'm in.
08:16Obviously.
08:17I have to say, it's such a nice group
08:19and quite nice to be away from such judgmental people
08:23in the wider group.
08:24Mm-hmm.
08:24Who are we referring to?
08:26Oh, certain Mr. Tristan.
08:28Yeah.
08:28Genuinely, why is he so obsessed with you?
08:30I don't know.
08:31Find a hobby.
08:32It's so bizarre.
08:33Watch your pigeons and whatever else.
08:34Third one.
08:35Stop talking about me.
08:36I'm having a great time with Chugs.
08:39And if it's at Tristan's expense, then brilliant.
08:41Even better.
08:42Even better.
08:43Like, yes!
08:44I feel like he's always trying to pressure Chugs
08:46into making a decision,
08:47but thank God he actually has a mind of his own
08:49and doesn't really care about other people's opinions
08:51and judging by last night,
08:53he doesn't seem like he's going to care moving forwards either.
08:56Tell us more about last night.
08:58I'm so excited to know all the gossip.
09:00Any kissy-kissies?
09:01Quite a lot of kissy-kissies, actually.
09:03Oh!
09:03Quite a lot.
09:04Hello.
09:06Hi.
09:06A trio of hyenas over here.
09:09Abi, this is an unreal spot you've found here.
09:12What are you lot gossiping about?
09:14Nothing.
09:14No, nothing.
09:16Really?
09:17Stop.
09:18Literally no-one's looking at me right now.
09:20Sorry.
09:21Just laughing about, um...
09:24Zaina was just filling us in on your date last night.
09:27Yeah?
09:27Yeah!
09:28Good things, I hope.
09:29Horrible.
09:30Horrible.
09:30Worst time ever.
09:32Horrible things.
09:32Yawning away throughout the night.
09:34Brilliant.
09:35You can tell by her face.
09:36No, I had a great time.
09:37It was a really nice day.
09:38It was really fun to be there.
09:39Do you know what I'm actually really interested to know?
09:40Obviously, Tristan has such strong opinions about you
09:43and, like, this situation.
09:45What's Jules kind of saying behind closed doors?
09:48Like, what's her opinion on this whole situation?
09:50Well, when she found out about it,
09:52me, Jazz, and Jules went for dinner.
09:53They both found it hilarious.
09:54They thought it was, like, great.
09:56Because, obviously, they know the situation with my ex
09:58and la-la-la and they just thought it was...
10:00There was nothing wrong with it and to kind of go for it.
10:02Why are you making that face as she said something different to you?
10:04No, I've not spoken to...
10:05I've literally not spoken to Jules since Silchester.
10:08You guys are not friends anymore?
10:11Uh...
10:11I don't know if it's, like, an unfriending,
10:13but it's just...
10:14Distance.
10:15Zero contact.
10:16Literally zero contact.
10:17Oh, yeah, because you have it all for her, lol.
10:19I don't know if that's got anything to do with it.
10:21If it was something she cares about enough,
10:23she would have maybe reached out.
10:24I just don't think she cares about my friendship that much.
10:27I think I need another drink.
10:28Yeah. Should we go?
10:29Do you?
10:30Oh, thank you, guys.
10:31Yeah.
10:32Finally, I get to be left with the lovely Zaino.
10:35I will be honest, the whole time those girls are chatting,
10:39I literally wasn't even listening.
10:40I wasn't.
10:42I was just looking at you.
10:44You're very sweet.
10:46Sweet.
10:47I don't know how to, like, respond to...
10:49Don't, maybe just don't respond.
10:50I don't know.
10:53I could be your girl if you take me away with you.
11:02We could start a lot, sun-kissed and sweet.
11:08So sweet.
11:11So sweet.
11:12Hello.
11:13Hey.
11:18Thanks for coming to meet me.
11:20Thanks for reaching out.
11:34Hello.
11:36Hey.
11:39No.
11:41Thanks for coming to meet me.
11:43Thanks for, um, reaching out.
11:47Yeah.
11:49It felt like it was the right time.
11:52And, like, enough time had gone past for us to, like, finally...
11:58Well, from my side, like, I've always wanted to talk to you.
12:00I just hated how we spoke to each other last time.
12:03Like, I hated it.
12:04And I really, like, regret it.
12:07It's been really difficult not having you in my life.
12:11And...
12:12Um...
12:15I'm sorry for, like, what's happened.
12:19And I just never wanted it this way.
12:22And...
12:23I do want to take responsibility for...
12:27..the part I had to play in where we ended up.
12:30It's really, um...
12:33..severely consumed my life for...
12:36..like, since post-Scotland.
12:38It's all I've thought about.
12:39But that's not...
12:42..necessarily on you.
12:43It's just more like, fuck, like, what was that to her?
12:46Because...
12:47..it seems like for her it was nothing,
12:49but for me it was everything.
12:52I can't shout it enough how much...
12:56..you meant to me and how much you do mean to me.
12:58And how what we had meant to me.
13:00It wasn't just nothing.
13:02And it wasn't easy to...
13:03..to just walk away from it.
13:06Of course, the connection that we had,
13:09I know for a fact feelings can develop from that.
13:11And I don't think you're crazy...
13:13..that that happened.
13:16I feel like...
13:18..the bonds that we did have...
13:22..those things don't come around...
13:25..often.
13:26..especially not for me.
13:31And I don't want to throw that away.
13:34I would love it if we could find a way...
13:36..to be friends and to be in each other's lives.
13:39And I want to find a way to do that.
13:42But I know that's a lot easier said than done.
13:45And I will respect whatever you want.
13:49I will.
13:51I didn't expect...
13:52..I genuinely didn't expect you to say all of that.
13:54Obviously, I have a lot to think about and, like, unpack.
13:58Because we haven't spoken in ages.
14:00And I've thought certain things.
14:01And now I'm sat in front of you.
14:03And I knew I would do this and just, like...
14:09..I don't know.
14:10Huh?
14:11You do what?
14:13I was just sitting on my arm.
14:14I was so strong before this.
14:15I was like, I can't...
14:16..I don't know.
14:22Oh, God.
14:26Oh, my God.
14:47Oh, my God.
14:52Guys, these drinks look so good.
14:54How cool.
14:55I do feel a spicy mug reflect your first hand.
14:57I so agree with that.
14:58I'll take it.
15:10You look great.
15:11Night out.
15:12How does that feel?
15:13I feel really strange.
15:14Sam's at home is due.
15:15Like, alone.
15:16I don't...
15:17Yeah, I'm not sure how to feel about that.
15:18Do we trust him?
15:19I don't know.
15:20Oh, have you all had your nominations, by the way?
15:23The Vanderpump Dorgan Challenge.
15:24Wait, is this the nomination for the smoothie thing?
15:25Yeah, yeah.
15:26Oh, my God.
15:26It's not that easy.
15:28It's a pint of smoothie.
15:29It's a pint of smoothie.
15:31It's a pint of smoothie.
15:31You have to do it in a certain amount of time.
15:33Bex, have you ever downed a drink in your life?
15:35Yeah.
15:36In nine seconds?
15:37Go on, down your pint in nine seconds.
15:38Definitely, I've never downed a pint.
15:40I'll down mine if Bex downs that.
15:41I actually kind of want to see you down.
15:43That's easy.
15:43Go on then.
15:43You can do that in nine seconds.
15:44I reckon so.
15:45A glass of champagne.
15:47I'll do it for the challenge.
15:48Not today.
15:51I'm liking the outfits.
15:52We're kind of matching fire and ice.
15:54I'm like kind of the angel on your shoulder.
15:56You're the devil on your shoulder.
15:58I feel like you've just got two devils on your shoulder at all times.
16:01I do.
16:01I do.
16:02Because, yeah.
16:03It's what is happening.
16:04What do you mean what's happening?
16:05What do you mean what I mean what's happening?
16:07You must be so confused.
16:08It feels like we've gone back in time, like a month, two months.
16:12She took accountability for everything.
16:14So it's hard to stay mad at someone when they apologise.
16:16I was very forgiving.
16:18She will be back in, Jess.
16:19She will be back in.
16:20Yeah, but I feel like you're doing it to yourself now.
16:23It's Inga, so I'm like, oh, I want to be mad at you, but I can't.
16:27She's told you how it is now.
16:29It's a friendship to her.
16:31And, like, I feel like she would very happily go back to that bubble you guys had.
16:35That bubble.
16:35But to her that's just a friendship.
16:37You can't do that.
16:39I think I'm just trying to have fun and try not to think about it too much.
16:44Yeah, but that's the danger.
16:46I don't want you going back to this fantasy land you're in.
16:48Because, like, if you look at her, what do you look at?
16:52No.
16:53Look at you.
16:54When you look at her, what do you think?
16:56When you see her, what are, like, things that come to mind?
17:00Oh, she's the most beautiful girl in the world.
17:03Fantastic.
17:05You can say that about her friend, that's fine.
17:07It's a bit more than that.
17:09Unfortunately, maybe best for both of you guys.
17:11She's going back to Bali very soon.
17:15See, even that, you don't like that.
17:17The thought of her, like, not being in my life is very scary.
17:20Terrifying.
17:20And in my head, that means that the next however long, just enjoy it, you know?
17:25You need to have that time away from each other, where I feel like you just need to find someone
17:31else to have that connection with.
17:33And so that kind of goes from your mind.
17:35Now I'm just trying to enjoy that time with her, which is just silly, really.
17:41It's silly.
17:42You can't be friends with someone you don't see it as a friend.
17:45It's just going to hurt you.
17:49I'm going to go speak to it again.
17:52Don't be a wind-up, though.
17:54Coming from here?
17:54Shut up.
17:56Good luck with that, then, mate.
17:58Have you seen jazz, by the way?
18:00Yeah, we actually went for a chat.
18:02It felt good to, like, finally kind of say what I'd been thinking.
18:10And she even said, like, it was quite healing.
18:13I want to kind of find a way where we could be in each other's lives and move forward to
18:20a different thing.
18:20It will never go back to what it was.
18:22Because when you, like, hang out again, surely you're going to get those...
18:26Because I feel like when you've been close friends with someone before.
18:29Yeah.
18:29And then you kind of open that door again.
18:32Yeah.
18:32And it's so familiar.
18:33So familiar.
18:34You go back into that same way.
18:36Even me and you.
18:37Like, the moment we made up.
18:38It kind of felt like we went straight back into being friends.
18:42And it's because, like, no time had passed.
18:44Yeah.
18:44And, like, it's so familiar.
18:45You and Jazz may become, like, really close again.
18:49There's always hope.
18:50Yeah.
18:50I mean, you never know, looking at us.
18:52True.
18:52Girls, how are we?
18:53Hi.
18:54This is fun.
18:55How are you doing?
18:56Good. How are you?
18:57So well.
18:58So well.
18:58I don't think us three have ever stood in it.
19:00This is great.
19:02Great.
19:02Yeah, really good.
19:03Um, I sent you a nice message the other day.
19:07Yeah.
19:08And I just feel like you just blanked it.
19:10And I was like, whoa.
19:11Yeah, I did blank it.
19:12Yeah.
19:13But.
19:13Good blank.
19:14I just don't get what we would have to talk about.
19:18Like, we have no reason to meet up for a coffee.
19:20Are you ever going to just, like, low-key forgive me?
19:23Just, like, going to actually just be okay?
19:25Just always think it's more awkward to me than Jazz.
19:28Like, we can hang out and it's not awkward.
19:29But when we, you're in the same vicinity, it's just so awkward.
19:33But why do you feel awkward?
19:34Because I feel like, I mean, I find it really weird that us three are talking about trying
19:37to give each other advice here.
19:39But, like, I don't really have much advice here.
19:41It's more like, hey, I'm not looking to, like...
19:42It's just, I think you make things awkward.
19:45Yeah.
19:46It's more just like, are you staying in London or are you going back to Bali?
19:49I mean, you know, London's home and Bali's home, so I'm always going to jump in between places.
19:54It would be nice as we're both living in Chelsea, I guess.
19:57I just wish it could just be a little bit more civil.
20:00It's not my job to make you feel less awkward.
20:02Maybe I have to move to Bali. Maybe that's what I do.
20:04Maybe I have to get out of there.
20:06Anyway, listen, I don't...
20:07But that's not helping.
20:08You said to Inger you'd like to stay.
20:09Oh.
20:12It's such a clown.
20:14Wait, you're staying in London?
20:16Maybe.
20:17I think I stay in London.
20:18It has been nice, like, mingling with the group and...
20:21Maybe I'm not done with that just yet.
20:39So, what have you guys been up to?
20:41We actually went for a lovely rooftop drinks yesterday, didn't we?
20:45Very cosy with Chuggie.
20:48A few kisses on the sofa.
20:50Honestly, I don't know where it came from, but the sun...
20:53It was just so, like, perfectly timed.
20:54The sun, the drinks.
20:55The sun setting, the drinks.
20:57Very romantic.
20:58Yeah, it was very romantic.
21:00What?
21:01No, look, I...
21:02You know what?
21:04I think you deserve the world, genuinely.
21:07Like, I think you are such an amazing girl, obviously.
21:10I just don't know if Chuggs is, like...
21:13I don't know if Chuggs deserves you.
21:15In what regards?
21:16I just feel he doesn't have...
21:20loyalty to people anymore.
21:22Obviously, you're enticed to your opinion and I get it.
21:25But I think when I've spoken to Chuggs about it,
21:29he obviously felt really awful about the kiss initially.
21:31He was a little bit...
21:33I wouldn't say upset, but maybe just disappointed,
21:35because I think he valued your friendship quite a bit at the time.
21:38And I think he maybe wanted you to not be so, like, on the other side.
21:44And maybe reach out and be like, you're right.
21:46Because obviously, he'd been getting it from every angle.
21:48And I felt, like, quite bad for him when he felt quite alone.
21:52I think with Chuggs and I, like, there's been multiple things.
21:55Like, I do care.
21:57Like, I...
21:57Chuggs and I had such a lovely friendship,
22:00and I genuinely considered him, like, one of my best friends.
22:03But there's just been little things now.
22:05Like, yes, everyone can make a mistake once or twice,
22:07but there's just been a build-up of things that's pushed me away.
22:10Chuggs passing his now.
22:11I don't know if I really want that in my life right now.
22:14I don't know.
22:15Like, him and Armin are best friends.
22:17How can you be with your best mate, giving him advice,
22:20knowing he's kissed the girl?
22:22He hasn't made amends with Armin,
22:24and I think, at the moment,
22:25the only person who seems to have a problem with it is Tristan.
22:27Everyone else has kind of gotten over it.
22:29Yeah, look, Tristan has a problem with it
22:31because he's Tristan's best friends with your ex.
22:34I get he has loyalties to my ex,
22:36but he walks around here like he's, I don't know,
22:38Billy B-bollocks or whatever.
22:40I don't think that's fair to say.
22:41It's true.
22:42I don't think that's fair to say.
22:43I mean, he does.
22:44Even the way he walked in there like this.
22:45I think the only thing with Tristan is between the two of you.
22:47I don't think it's fair for you to say he walks around like this.
22:49Like, you guys have had your problems,
22:51and you guys can deal with that separately.
22:53Unless you actually agree with his behavior,
22:55for you to not get involved or say anything
22:57almost makes it feel like you agree with him.
22:59But I haven't been there.
23:00What do you guys actually expect me to do?
23:02Like, what would you do in that situation?
23:03I would call my boyfriend out for being horrible to my friend.
23:06But he wasn't, like, trying to be malicious.
23:08He's not a malicious person, guys.
23:10This is a thing.
23:11But it sounds like he's not.
23:11Obviously, like, he's your boyfriend.
23:13You're not going to say he's malicious.
23:14Like, I'm not saying sat here trying to get you to twist it.
23:15But it's like, you want me to say this?
23:16You guys know it's in him.
23:18I want you to get you to see how he has made me feel.
23:21He's not allowed to behave in the way he has been.
23:23For someone who talks about how much of a moral compass he has,
23:25his morals are, like, down here.
23:27There's...
23:28There's...
23:28It makes zero sense.
23:42Freddie up first.
23:43Let's go.
23:44Hi, guys.
23:45My name is Freddie Natchpool.
23:46Today, I'm doing the Vanderpump Organ Challenge, and I'm going to be downing this smoothie.
23:50And whatever I don't down is going on top of my head.
23:52Three.
23:52I'm going to do it in nine seconds.
23:53Two.
23:54One.
23:55One.
23:55One.
23:57Oh, my God.
23:58Oh, easy.
24:00Two.
24:01One.
24:02Done.
24:03Yep.
24:03We finished it.
24:04There's a bit left.
24:05There's a bit left.
24:06Yeah, that's over your head.
24:07Oh!
24:10He did have a bit left.
24:11Three.
24:12Two.
24:13One.
24:13Go.
24:15See, it's so difficult.
24:17Oh, guaranteed in four seconds.
24:19What the hell?
24:20Oli, that's the whole thing over your head.
24:22Oh, no.
24:24Oli.
24:26Oh!
24:27Oh!
24:27The head is so painful.
24:36Oh!
24:37Oh!
24:38Oh!
24:41Oh!
24:43Oh!
24:43Oh!
24:43Oh!
24:45Oh!
24:45Come on, Jack.
24:46Oh, come on.
24:47This is good for me.
24:49Woo!
24:50Woo!
24:51Woo!
24:53You already sweated?
24:55Yeah!
24:58That's beginner stuff, fair enough.
24:59Wait, you should be working out, come on.
25:00I don't need to.
25:01Yeah, you do.
25:02Just hang out with your PT here.
25:04Wait, I could beat you in any competition.
25:05Not an arm wrestle.
25:06I beat you in arm wrestle.
25:07No, no.
25:07We tried in Scotland.
25:08I beat you in arm wrestle.
25:09No, you did not.
25:10It was a draw.
25:10No, I beat you.
25:11You didn't, though.
25:12Wait, it's Yasmin.
25:13Yasmin's over there.
25:15Oh.
25:16And you know her dogs?
25:18God, the smile on your face.
25:19Yes.
25:20I love Yas.
25:21Have you invited her?
25:22Yasmin.
25:24Oh, well, look at you two.
25:26Hello.
25:27You all right?
25:28Fancy seeing you both here.
25:30Well, I'm taking it, I'm putting them through his paces.
25:32Good to see you, Yasmin.
25:32Hi, Jack.
25:33Hello.
25:34Hello?
25:34You can't steal my dog.
25:36It's my brother.
25:36No, no, no, no.
25:36This is my little brother for two years, my little brother.
25:39No, no, no.
25:39Come back.
25:40He looks terrified.
25:41Oh, my little brother.
25:42There's a man stealing my dog.
25:44He doesn't know who you are.
25:45He does.
25:46No, Picasso.
25:48Picasso is a great name.
25:49Last night was fun.
25:50Yeah, what?
25:50Good to see you.
25:51Pete.
25:52Come back to Mummy.
25:53Thank God.
25:55Yeah, last night was actually really fun.
25:59Yeah.
26:00That was a choice to come over to both of us.
26:03Well, yeah, it was a choice.
26:04Yeah.
26:04It was a choice.
26:05It was a choice.
26:06A choice only Sam Prince would make.
26:08But, yeah, Inga is, she does make it so awkward, you know?
26:11I think you need to joke less and joke about the right things.
26:17Joke less.
26:17Joke less, but joke about the right things.
26:18Not about the wrong things.
26:19Okay, nice.
26:19Sounds serious.
26:20But, yeah, thank you so much for the advice.
26:22No, but...
26:22Now you've got, like, a boyfriend long time.
26:24You really are, like, some sort of guru.
26:26I'm very impressed.
26:26I was actually really pleased to see Jaz and Inga speaking last night.
26:30And I'm glad that they're civil and kind of working through their friendship.
26:33I think it's still hard for Jaz to co-exist with her.
26:36And when, you know, Inga goes back to Bali, it would be beneficial for Jaz, for sure,
26:40to have that time apart.
26:43I'm not sure she's, like, going back to Bali, though.
26:46Okay.
26:48Don't know if Jaz knows that.
26:50Why would Inga go back to Bali?
26:51I think she's happy here and, you know, she's actually...
26:54Although she's had that rough patch with Jaz,
26:56I think she's happy she did come back to London.
26:59And I think she feels happy that she has, like, kind of reconnected
27:04and made new friendships.
27:05Yeah.
27:06Big new friendships.
27:07I'm just worried that we're going to go round in circles.
27:10I don't think they can be friends.
27:12That's my opinion.
27:13Because Jaz is just going to get hurt again.
27:15Well, then maybe Jaz, if she needs to say,
27:17I can't have a friendship then.
27:18I agree.
27:36You've done so well today, Sammy.
27:38Oh, thank you, guys.
27:39I really appreciate everything you've done.
27:42It makes it feel like it's worth it going through this journey
27:46that I'm going through and it gives me a purpose for it.
27:49I think even if you just affect one person
27:51or two people or whatever, you've still made a difference.
27:54You know, it is honestly the sweetest thing that you've ever said,
27:57that, you know, you're the same blood type
27:59and that you'll go get tested.
28:01And I just wanted to say thank you.
28:03That is so kind.
28:04Fingers crossed, you know,
28:05hopefully we're not going to come anywhere near that.
28:07Hopefully, you know, Jack, my brother, could be a match
28:10and he's going through all the testing now.
28:12But I guess it's easier for me to speak about
28:15when you're not going to hopefully be an option.
28:17And I think you just need to realise we all love you.
28:19Yeah.
28:20And, like, especially for me, I'm like,
28:22you just had a kid, you just got married.
28:25Like, I understand that situation
28:26and you've got this whole life ahead of you.
28:28And if it comes to that and if I can help,
28:31of course I'm going to do it.
28:32Aw, thank you, guys.
28:33This is a group hug.
28:34Right, love you, mate.
28:37Love you, buddy.
28:38Old body, old crusty.
28:40I'm sorry.
28:40This is your fault.
28:42I'm saving lives here.
28:43And you stink.
28:45I think that it stinks.
28:47We only ever fall in love for one night.
28:52Oh!
28:54No!
29:00Oh, yeah.
29:03Oh, would you look at that?
29:04Winner!
29:07I think you cheated.
29:09What?
29:09This is nice, though.
29:10It's nice to hang out as a little girl.
29:12I know, finally.
29:12I am actually looking forward to seeing you in a suit
29:15at Masquerade Ball tomorrow.
29:16A suit?
29:17And a mask.
29:18And a mask, yeah.
29:19I love a man in a suit.
29:21Yeah.
29:21Oh, my gosh.
29:22Any man?
29:22Elevate.
29:23I love you in a suit.
29:25There you go, you got that anyway.
29:26Don't forget your mask.
29:28That's the most important thing.
29:29And you two can canoodle and Tristan won't have to...
29:33This is the thing with Tristan.
29:34I feel like he thinks that he has this authority
29:35that when he feels like he can, like, scare someone out of something,
29:39I'm not scared of him.
29:40How was Jules with you?
29:41So she was actually...
29:43She had the point that I deserve better than you.
29:48Ouch.
29:48Which was quite harsh because...
29:50And also quite funny considering Tristan thinks that you deserve better than me.
29:54Yeah.
29:55That makes no sense.
29:56That's the first time I've ever heard Jules, like, speak down about me.
29:59She didn't really have points.
30:00I think it's just the fact that you changed.
30:01I've not done anything wrong to her.
30:03You know that?
30:04Like, she's not involved in this situation.
30:06I've not betrayed her friendship.
30:07I've not changed.
30:08I've apologised for the Philips stuff and all that crap that came up.
30:12She kind of was insinuating, like, after the Philips stuff and other things,
30:16she's like, why would I reach out?
30:17I don't really want him in my life, kind of thing.
30:19So...
30:20This whole thing, it just made it very clear to me that
30:23what I didn't want to think was true about Jules and our friendship
30:27is, matter of fact, very clearly true.
30:30Yeah.
30:30Which is a massive shame.
30:32Mm.
30:52Uh, where have you been?
30:54Sorry.
30:54You're late.
30:55Sorry.
30:55I'm always late.
30:56That's, like, my best characteristic.
30:58You should know this by now.
30:59Well, I'm glad you finally made it.
31:00Missed you.
31:01Sorry, I've been caught up.
31:02I was...
31:02I was getting the...
31:03Getting rid of the hangover.
31:04I know.
31:05I was working out with Sam Prince.
31:07Drink apple juice.
31:08I mean, I was gonna say, what the hell is this?
31:09But it's probably needed.
31:11It works.
31:11It's apple juice.
31:12Yeah.
31:13So happy, actually.
31:14I know you, Jack.
31:15Mm.
31:16Um, yeah, so I was caught up with, um, Mr. Sam Prince.
31:19And then, lo and behold, Yasmin walks through the park
31:22with an adorable dog, by the way.
31:24Yeah, dogs are so cute.
31:25Um, spoke a little bit about Inga.
31:28Um, and I don't know if you're aware...
31:31Mm.
31:32..but she was meant to go to Bali, right?
31:34Yeah.
31:35She's not going to Bali anymore.
31:38Right.
31:39She's in London.
31:40For how long?
31:41She's here for the foreseeable, I guess.
31:42Hang on, hang on.
31:43She's not going away.
31:45Okay.
31:47And the first thing that came to my mind was, like,
31:50that's not gonna help, Chas.
31:52God.
31:54This isn't good for me.
31:56I was gonna kind of enjoy the time that I had with her,
32:00knowing that she was going away, so...
32:03And that's what I was concerned about.
32:05You guys need your space, you need your time apart,
32:07because, like you said, you can't be a friend to her.
32:09What?
32:10Because you don't see her in that light.
32:12She makes me so happy, but at the same time,
32:16it hurts me as well.
32:17Yeah, it's happiness in the moment,
32:18but then you leave the situation, you're like,
32:21it's not what you want.
32:23Now that she's staying in London,
32:25I think...
32:27I'm gonna have to...
32:31have a conversation with her.
32:33I need to tell her the truth,
32:36that I can't be her friend,
32:37because I love her so much.
32:42I know that she wants me in her life,
32:45but I don't want her in mine.
32:51Don't miss her.
32:57Don't miss her.
32:57You follow me.
33:03Don't miss her.
33:05This looks unbelievable.
33:07I'm so excited.
33:08Which one are you going for?
33:09I'm getting this one.
33:10This one.
33:11You should be getting shot.
33:14Yeah.
33:16Have you got your outfit for...
33:18the masquerade ball tomorrow?
33:19Not yet.
33:21Are we not?
33:21I'm gonna go later today,
33:23I think, with Philip,
33:24because he wants to have a new little blazer.
33:27He's such a diva.
33:28I know.
33:29How are you, though?
33:29We're good.
33:30Are you guys, like, happy?
33:31Yeah, it's been absolutely fine now.
33:33Yeah?
33:33We're just...
33:34I feel like we're just back to normal.
33:35Like, we have been since the start,
33:37or were at the start.
33:38Yeah.
33:39Because he's met my mum now.
33:40Loves him.
33:41Like, really loves him.
33:42She actually got quite emotional.
33:43She was like,
33:43he's just so nice.
33:44I was like, yeah.
33:46Sweet.
33:47I know.
33:47OK.
33:48So, yeah, let's just hope...
33:50Everything goes well.
33:52Fingers and nose crossed.
33:53Fingers and toes.
33:55Hello, girls.
33:57Hello, ladies.
33:58Mwah.
33:59Mwah.
34:00How are you?
34:01It's you.
34:02It's you.
34:03Hello, darling.
34:03You all right?
34:04Hi.
34:04Hi.
34:04Hi.
34:05You all right?
34:05Good.
34:06This looks unbelievable.
34:08We were like ships in the night.
34:10I know.
34:11We missed each other.
34:11I know.
34:12I feel like that's the longest we've gone without seeing each other.
34:13You had your eye mask, and you were snoring away when I got home.
34:15Aw.
34:16Sorry, I'm not allowed to.
34:17Did you stop the snoring this time?
34:18I did, actually.
34:19This is, like, rare for Tristan to get home when I'm asleep.
34:22Yeah.
34:23I'm usually in bed by 10 o'clock.
34:24You're not an old man anymore, are you?
34:24I'm a cool kid now.
34:25How was your girls' night?
34:27I was with Zayno, and she had, like, a lot to say about you.
34:32Mm.
34:32Like, it was relentless.
34:35Yeah.
34:35She likes to run her mouth when she gets going.
34:38Yeah.
34:39Um, she said that you, little thing, like, she was like, that you walk around thinking
34:45you're really big bollocks.
34:47Like...
34:47I understand Zayno hasn't got a nice thing to say about me.
34:49The feeling is very mutual.
34:50What's also hurt me is as they mentioned last night that Chugs is upset that I, like,
34:56I haven't reached out to him, and that I never cared about the friendship.
35:01Like...
35:01Aw.
35:01Are these guys writing their own script?
35:03The story that there's, like, rom-com that they're trying to live?
35:06Like...
35:06Yeah.
35:07I don't know what I've done wrong in this situation.
35:08You've done absolutely nothing wrong, my love.
35:10Yeah.
35:11You know, this whole thing, Armand, Chugs, Livy, Zayno, they seem to put their keys in a bone
35:15chair, depending on the day of the week.
35:16Like, it's bonkers.
35:18I don't want anything to do with it.
35:19Yeah.
35:19I mean, the moral compass seems to be pointing a little bit skew in their world.
35:22I think they're trying to get everyone else to have the same value system as them.
35:25It's like, the sheep are leading the sheep.
35:27Like, just, you know, stand on my own two feet and have my own opinion, I'm not going
35:30to be changed by, you know, Zayno being upset or Chugs having a different opinion.
35:33Like, that's who I am.
35:35If you don't like it, fuck off.
35:46I can feel all your pain.
35:53I can feel all your pain.
36:09Say, choo-choo.
36:11Aww.
36:17Do I look mysterious?
36:18So mysterious.
36:19Do you look a bit like Catwoman?
36:20You know what?
36:21I can't help but notice in the corner of my mask, Chugs and Zayno.
36:25Uh, yeah.
36:26What's going on with them?
36:27I'm so confused.
36:27Have they finally gone for it or are they still dancing around?
36:30You know what?
36:31They're like, I think they're like properly dating.
36:33Well, it's a lot more intense than I thought it was.
36:35What?
36:36Yeah, my reaction exactly.
36:37Oh, okay.
36:38I know.
36:38I was with Zay the other night and she was honestly just saying so many nasty things about
36:44Tristan.
36:44Like, it was relentless to me.
36:46To you?
36:46That's weird.
36:46Why would she say it to you?
36:48That was my point exactly.
36:50I was like, this, I felt so uncomfortable.
36:52So then I obviously had to tell Tristan, he was not happy.
36:56How are you tonight?
36:58Jack told me that Inga's not staying in London.
37:00The foreseeable.
37:01She's not going back to Bali.
37:03Oh.
37:04Yeah.
37:04There's a spanner in the worst.
37:05Oh.
37:06Oh, yes.
37:07Oh, I didn't know that.
37:08Yeah, neither did I.
37:10How do you feel about that?
37:12I think it just threw me off a little bit because I was kind of just trying to have everything
37:20be fine and forget about it, knowing that she was going to go back to Bali and then that
37:23was the time that I could decompress and like heal and kind of make sense of everything
37:28while she was on the other side of the world.
37:31Mm-hmm.
37:31Um, yeah, I'm just scared that I'm not going to be able to do that with her here.
37:38It's a bit close to home.
37:39You won't be able to get over her by still having her in your life.
37:42Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
37:46I hear your thoughts and the sides synchronise as we are getting along.
37:52Do you know how it'd hurt me again?
37:56Oh, yeah, you could never drive me away.
37:59I've seen Chugs and Xenaight getting pretty close.
38:02I know.
38:03Thoughts?
38:03I just would never have imagined those two together.
38:06But, like, she seems happy.
38:08Honestly, I just want the best for her.
38:10Yeah. And I want the best for him.
38:13And I'm sure you do, too. Yeah, I do. It's nice.
38:15What time will I believe you? I do.
38:18I'm sure you do. I think they're a good match.
38:21Yeah? Yeah.
38:22But, honestly, I feel like I haven't seen you
38:24in... since Scotland, practically.
38:27I know, it's been ages. It has been ages.
38:29It's a shame, though. I sort of thought,
38:32where we were, wherever we were when we last...
38:34we were seeing each other more consistently.
38:36It was... No matter how things ended in Scotland, it was just...
38:40I wasn't expecting just... nothing.
38:43You know, I feel like it's gone from 100 to zero, and it's a shame.
38:47But that's not a new problem. Yeah.
38:49I'm just telling you that. Yeah.
38:52I'm obviously, like, I'm in a new relationship now,
38:55and I don't want it to be, like, weird between us at all.
38:58No. Like, it's nice that we can have a friendship.
39:00Mm.
39:02I think that's exactly what it's nice to be.
39:03Yeah. Yeah.
39:04As long as... Yeah.
39:05I mean, as you say, you're in a relationship.
39:08Mm-hm.
39:09I hope you're happy.
39:10I am, yeah. I'm really happy.
39:11Good. Good.
39:12Yeah.
39:18OK.
39:24Jackie.
39:26Hiya.
39:26Hi. Having fun?
39:27Uh, yeah, um, I think you should go find Jazz.
39:31OK. She OK?
39:32Yeah, she's right. I think she's just talking.
39:34OK.
39:34I'll see you in a bit.
39:35All right. I'll catch you in a bit.
39:36OK.
39:39I've got to say, I'm digging this sparkly dress.
39:41Do you think?
39:42Mm.
39:43I wasn't sure it was a bit much, but...
39:44No, you're pulling it off.
39:45I did notice one or two of the other girls also wearing sparkly dresses,
39:49but...
39:49you're definitely winning.
39:51Nice day.
39:51Must come naturally, too.
39:52I'm sure I don't...
39:54You look really good, too.
39:56I appreciate that.
39:58Um...
39:58But, yeah, I have to say, it has been fun the last few weeks.
40:02It's been refreshing, actually.
40:03Yeah.
40:04And it's sort of...
40:04I mean, like, I know it's all stemmed from this, like,
40:07debauchery in Scotland,
40:09but it's actually unraveled into something quite nice.
40:13Sometimes the best things come from debauchery.
40:16Mm.
40:19I'll choose that.
40:22You do feel very far away from me, I have to say.
40:24I don't know if I like it.
40:25I mean, your feet aren't glued to the ground, are they?
40:27They're not, thank God for that.
40:29We want to get our hands to be all right.
40:35Timing.
40:37Got a little bit of lipstick on the old face.
40:41It's easy, though.
40:43How are we doing?
40:44Evening.
40:45How are you guys doing?
40:46Yeah, I mean, Gardner.
40:48We've been here all night, to be fair.
40:50Enjoying it?
40:51Not the view, no, but the evening's lovely.
40:53Oh, good, okay.
40:53That's nice.
40:54Yeah.
40:55I mean, I think, you know, I just wanted to come over
40:58because I heard that you're disappointed,
41:01that I haven't reached out.
41:03Obviously, you knew how upset I was about all of this stuff
41:06in the beginning, and I don't know,
41:09I think if it was the other way around,
41:09I would have messaged you, but I look, like,
41:11I know what you've done isn't great,
41:13but at the same time, like, I hope you're okay.
41:15I'm thinking of you.
41:16That's honestly what I would have said.
41:18I've always messaged you to check you're okay,
41:20like, because I care.
41:21Yeah, but that was before everything happened,
41:23and then things have just happened over the last few months.
41:25That's fine.
41:25And that's hurt me.
41:26We clearly have grown apart as friends,
41:28and I've just come to realize that.
41:30Yeah, it's a shame.
41:30This is a situation that you've caused, Chugs.
41:32You know, no one wants to be in it,
41:34and we've all been dragged into it.
41:35Zona's dragged Jules into it by talking shit about me.
41:37You know?
41:38I didn't drag anyone into it.
41:39I spoke about how you treated me, how you spoke to me.
41:42No, you were slagging him off.
41:43Like, you were...
41:44That was my opinion.
41:45That was the stuff I was saying, was my opinion.
41:47That's just how she felt.
41:48My opinion based on how you treated me.
41:49I never treated you a thousand ways.
41:51I gave you my honest opinion based on the actions I've seen over the last few years.
41:54Whatever, it's still yapping at me.
41:55So, in response to you,
41:57I just think it's ironic that you said,
41:59let's abuse the situation, keep my nail out your mouth,
42:01and then you run to Jules and antagonize it again.
42:02No, no, I wasn't antagonizing anything.
42:04I was talking about how you treated me.
42:05When you're talking shit about me to my girlfriend,
42:06what do you expect to happen?
42:08It's always going to be very hard for you guys to get along.
42:10But as adults, I think...
42:14Things that we can say with the least amount of venom to each other
42:16is the way that we move forward.
42:18Otherwise, it's going to keep on jabbing back, right?
42:20Yeah.
42:21From everyone's side.
42:23Yeah.
42:25Yeah.
42:25If it's, like, something we want to be comfortable with,
42:27being in the same room.
42:29I can't believe we've gone from being, like, super fucking close
42:31to, like, being comfortable in the same room.
42:33No, no, I'm not saying, I'm not saying...
42:34It's just, honestly, it's wild to you.
42:36The way things have changed in the last six months
42:38is fucking wild to me.
42:39I can't believe how far we've all come in the wrong direction.
42:41Like, it's saddening.
42:43You're pushing away other people, like, you know,
42:46you guys had a really good friendship,
42:47we had a really nice friendship.
42:49I would love to sit here and, you know, see this work out,
42:51but I think, you know, based on where you guys are both at,
42:54I don't think it will, but, you know, that's fine.
42:56It's fine.
42:56You guys will do your thing, and that's all right.
42:59You know, I'm sorry if I upset you, sir.
43:00Appreciate that, thank you.
43:01Yeah? Did you get a drink?
43:03Yeah.
43:04Thanks for the opinion.
43:06See you later.
43:07Very relevant.
43:11That was intense, but thank you for having my back.
43:14Yeah, I'm good.
43:15I think I was going to need a conversation.
43:18Of course.
43:19Mm.
43:24Shall I get a drink?
43:26Yeah.
43:26Or two.
43:27Let's do that.
43:43Hello.
43:44Hi.
43:45You look nice.
43:46So do you.
43:48Jack told me to come find you.
43:49Mm-hmm.
43:50You OK?
43:52Mm-hmm.
43:53How are you?
43:54OK.
43:55Yeah.
43:56That's good.
44:00Obviously, when we had that conversation in the park,
44:04it was really lovely.
44:07It was really nice.
44:07It was healing.
44:08And, but I think, I think it was Jack who told me that you were potentially staying.
44:15It got me thinking, I don't think I can be in your life anymore.
44:23And I don't think you can be in mine.
44:26I don't think you can be in your life anymore.
44:31I can't be your friend because I've fallen in love with you.
44:41I don't know what to say.
44:46No, it's, it sucks because you're like, still, I know it's been a bit rocky, but you're like,
44:54one of the most important people to me.
44:57Like, I genuinely feel like my heart's been broken for ages.
45:01Jack, please don't say that.
45:03Please, please don't say that.
45:05It's the truth.
45:12I really don't want you to tell me that.
45:14Well, I do.
45:15And I'm just trying to put myself first.
45:21I do want you to do that.
45:22I do want you to put yourself first.
45:30It's just, this whole thing sucks.
45:36I'm sorry.
45:38Why are you saying sorry?
45:45Please don't be sorry.
45:49Don't be sorry.
45:50There's nothing to be sorry about.
45:53It's just a really shit situation.
45:57Yeah.
45:58That is like one of the nicest things anyone can ever hear.
46:04Like, that's what everyone wants to hear.
46:10I do love you so much.
46:13I'm sorry it's like not in that way.
46:16Don't be sorry.
46:19It's going to be really weird to like now.
46:23Do life without you.
46:30I'm sorry.
46:32Sorry.
46:36I hate to be the bearer of bad news.
46:40But I'm a realist and it's all true.
46:44I'm running out of ways I can't hide.
46:50You're seeding me up inside.
46:52How do I look different to you?
46:57Am I still sugar to the sweet tooth?
47:03I'm growing out of myself over and over again.
47:12I'm wearing out of my heart.
47:16I'm falling down on bloody legs.
47:21You know it's like the best of me.
47:25You know it's like the best of me.
47:28Oh, my God.
47:58Oh, my God.
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