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Celebs Go Dating 2026 Season 15 Episode 6
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00:01Previously...
00:01Hello party people!
00:03The celebs touched down in Tenerife.
00:05Runology, guys!
00:07Where it was all aboard the love boat for Gabby and Carl...
00:12...before hitting choppy waters.
00:14I'm exhausted. I feel like I was asking all of the questions and I got nothing back. I need more.
00:20The other celebs turned up the heat, waiting for their plus ones to arrive.
00:25Shall we play the dick and vagina game?
00:27And David's temperature rose on his date with firefighter Thomas.
00:31Hannah Reeves knows how to turn the heat up. They're trying to get you to get your arse out.
00:35Before he was left out in the cold.
00:37I'm locked out.
00:39We're not that cold. It's Tener's.
00:42Tonight! Welcome to Spain!
00:44There's dressing up.
00:46Seenjoy you wee bastards!
00:48Dressing down.
00:49Do you know why we're here?
00:50No. I've no idea.
00:53And whatever the hell this is...
00:54We've come to feel the frequency.
00:57As our celebs...
00:58Can I tell them about the barbecue?
01:00Yes!
01:01Go!
01:02Come on!
01:04Stop it!
01:06Vibrating!
01:07Hi!
01:08I'm in the mood.
01:09Me and all. I've got one of them in purple.
01:18Welcome to Celebs Go Dating, where we've splashed a load of cash to fly our love-hungry stars out to
01:23Tenerife and set them up in a swanky villa to see if they can score in the sunshine.
01:30And after another fun-filled day and night on their sexy package holiday, the celebs are rising and shining and
01:36regrouping at Brekkie.
01:38Oh, nice glasses.
01:40Cooey!
01:41Oh, nice apron.
01:42Here he is.
01:42Hello.
01:43Oh, yum.
01:44We love a domestic man.
01:46With muscles.
01:47Thought you'd like a bit of food.
01:48Yeah.
01:49But you had your big dates, didn't you?
01:50We did.
01:51Gabby and yourself.
01:53How are you feeling?
01:54Yeah, do you know what, like, obviously he came back, we spoke around the pool for a bit.
01:58I definitely want to see him again, but because it was such a good day, I'm also excited to see
02:02what else is out there and, like, have fun.
02:05What about you, Gabby?
02:06How are you feeling after?
02:08Well, I said, I think if I was to go for another date with him, maybe it would be better
02:15because he would be less nervous, but do I have time to do that?
02:17Hmm.
02:18I think you need a bit of electricity.
02:20Yeah.
02:21What I want for you is for your whole genital arena to be on fire.
02:25Me too.
02:26Where did you get tickets for the genital arena?
02:29Mine's more of a stadium.
02:31Great acoustics, apparently.
02:33Close for repairs.
02:34Close for refurbishment.
02:36Steve Wilson.
02:36Blood damage.
02:38Mine's like a one-man pop-up tent.
02:40Easy to erect.
02:41Impossible to get down again.
02:46Elsewhere on the island, A-dubs Dr T and PCB are at the agency's international headquarters where they're having a
02:52rooftop rendezvous, which is French for doing bugger all.
02:57So what are we doing today, guys?
02:59Good question.
03:00Oh, do you know what?
03:01It's actually a really busy day.
03:03Don't make me laugh.
03:04Gabby and David have been on their dates.
03:06That's right.
03:06Yeah.
03:07Oh, and David's coming in today.
03:09He is.
03:10Can't wait to talk to him.
03:11Yeah.
03:11Let's see how this date did go.
03:13Let's see how this date did go.
03:15Is there vodka in that orange juice?
03:16And also, exciting, Stephen's joining us today.
03:20Oh, yes, finally.
03:21Yeah, this is good.
03:22Yeah.
03:22We've picked an absolute Bobby Dazzler for him.
03:25Stephen and James are going on a date together.
03:27Why don't we pop along to the Stephen and James date?
03:32I would love to.
03:33Where will you find the time?
03:34And Colleen's going on a date, so I'm going to pop by the villa, you know, a little girl cheerleader
03:39moment,
03:40and maybe bring a little gift.
03:42Oh, okay.
03:43A little gift or a big gift.
03:44Paul, you should know this.
03:45It's not about the size of it.
03:47It's what you do with it.
03:48It's the...
03:49Oh, here we go.
03:50It's the motion in the ocean.
03:51Oh, there's a spark in the dark.
03:54There's a glide in my ride.
03:55There's fizz in my...
03:57That's enough of that.
03:58This tends to be the case, I've noticed, is that the moment that you talk about someone's penis size,
04:04if they have a relatively small penis, they're hyper-defensive about it.
04:08We've had celebs.
04:10Oh.
04:10Oh, my God.
04:11Really?
04:12Oh, my God.
04:12They've nearly quit.
04:13Yeah.
04:14What?
04:17I didn't quit though, did I?
04:18They're not talking about me anyway, alright?
04:21Right, let's get back to the Singleton Villa, where there are dates aplenty on the beautiful sunny horizon.
04:27You probably are going on a date today.
04:29We are.
04:30Yes.
04:30I'm really excited now about dating Steve.
04:33We might be quite compatible.
04:35How are you feeling about your date?
04:36Do you know what?
04:36I'm actually really excited.
04:37For me, it's got to be a spark.
04:40It's got to be that chemistry.
04:41Where do you feel your spark?
04:42In your heart?
04:43Or your...
04:44Yeah, mine's always in the old...
04:46Especially when it's plugged into the old...
04:49No, I think for me, I'm actually...
04:51Do you know what?
04:52It's very easy to have one without the other.
04:54So true.
04:54And so I'm trying to make sure the two match.
04:57Yep.
04:57So true.
04:59How about you?
05:01Yeah, how about you?
05:03I'm so excited about your date.
05:04I'm so excited about your date.
05:06Steve's such a spunk.
05:07Yeah, he is spunky.
05:08He's so hot and salt and pepper and he's spunky.
05:11To be fair, Artie, anything with salt and pepper on it, chicken, chips, spunk.
05:14Are you excited?
05:15I am nervous, but I am looking forward to it.
05:18I think I've picked a really good one.
05:20No, definitely.
05:23With the celebs' bellies nicely lined after another free breakfast, Gabby's helping Lucinda
05:28do some zhuzhin ahead of her date with the moustached maestro who whet her appetite at
05:33the mixer.
05:34Splash splash.
05:35I'm really excited to get to know Steve.
05:37I think, like, he had such good vibes in that room.
05:42Yes.
05:42He's a high vibes guy.
05:44Might have just been his pacemaker playing up.
05:45I will let you know later tonight if I have grabbed Stephen by the...
05:51Cock and balls?
05:52What are they?
05:52What do you call those things?
05:54The salt and peppers?
05:55You know, the love spud, thunder junk, forbidden bean bag.
05:57Handlebars?
05:58Oh right, handlebar moustache again, of course, yeah.
06:01There'll be a moment where you just know and you'll grab the handlebars or you won't.
06:05I'm sure he's up for a ride.
06:11While Lucinda revs herself up over at their villa, the agents have stopped pissing about
06:15on the roof and are down to agency business, where David's on the way to debrief his date
06:20with Thomas.
06:21Hello you cheeky boggers!
06:24And wake up the neighbours.
06:25Where are we?
06:26I can't.
06:27Mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah.
06:28Mwah, mwah, mwah.
06:29Just want to clap you in.
06:30Clap you in.
06:31Clap you in.
06:34So you had your date with Thomas.
06:35Yes.
06:36Give us all the tea.
06:37The date was so good.
06:40It was so much fun.
06:42It was a nice little roller coaster of communication.
06:45We had highs.
06:46I was vulnerable.
06:48Conversation was flowing.
06:50He was a bit cheeky flirty, so I could be a bit cheeky flirty.
06:54And then I took him back to the villa.
06:55Ooh.
06:56That's a big step.
06:57Yeah.
06:58It's lots of steps actually.
07:00They're places much further from the coast.
07:02Had a little private chat, just us two by the poo wall.
07:05And then I sent him on his way.
07:07I bet he loved that.
07:08Invited back, then sent packing.
07:10How do you feel that you were vulnerable with Thomas?
07:15So there is obviously vulnerable sides of me,
07:17and one of them is when it comes to a relationship.
07:20So I said that to him, like, sometimes I get a little bit nervous,
07:23I get a little bit freaked out, and I'm a bit like,
07:26oh, how's this going to go?
07:28It was really nice.
07:29He was like, thank you so much for sharing that with me.
07:32There you go.
07:32And I was like, I can't believe I've just done that.
07:34Yeah.
07:35Because normally I would have just laughed it off.
07:36Do you know what the feedback he gave us was?
07:38Oh, go on.
07:40He had a great time.
07:41Oh.
07:41He thought you were vulnerable.
07:43You were just absolutely amazing.
07:45He loved his time with you.
07:47He boshed about four intercalas as well, remember?
07:51I'm really proud of you for that,
07:52because you laugh everything off.
07:54Yeah, yeah, yeah.
07:54And that is a defence mechanism.
07:56So really well done that you allowed yourself to be vulnerable
08:00around where you feel fragile in relationships.
08:03Yeah, yeah, yeah.
08:03So that's great and lovely feedback from Thomas.
08:06Seriously, tequila.
08:07The mind's lubricant.
08:08What happened at the end of the night?
08:11They made sweet, sweet love.
08:13No kissing.
08:14Oh.
08:14I definitely want to see him again, but I'm also very excited
08:17to see other people.
08:18I think this is a great spot, David.
08:20You're now open to see him again, but also other people.
08:22Like, you're winning.
08:23Yeah.
08:24You're winning.
08:24This is good.
08:26We could not be happier with David.
08:28He has had incredible feedback.
08:30He clearly wants to date more as well, which is fantastic,
08:33because we have the perfect little event planned for him
08:36and the other celebs.
08:38David, tomorrow, the three of us are coming to yours for...
08:43An important intervention concerning your love lives
08:45and overall happiness in this precious existence we call life.
08:48A barbecue.
08:49Oh, nice.
08:51Quality, I fucking love a barbecue.
08:53Oh, I love a barbecue.
08:54Barbecue party.
08:55Yeah.
08:56And David, well done.
08:58Yay.
08:59Thank you, guys.
09:00Enjoy your beer while jumping.
09:03Can I tell them about the barbecue?
09:05Yes.
09:05Yes!
09:08Check out those tasty chicken drumsticks.
09:15Hoping for some hot sausage later is Lucinda,
09:17who's headed to the windswept seafront for a date with
09:20Handlebar Steve in a setting to remind them both
09:23of all their previous relationships on the rocks.
09:27I'm really excited to see Steve.
09:29I think he's going to be a fascinating person to get to know.
09:32I mean, those twisted up handlebars.
09:34Somebody stop me.
09:37I can hear Steve is incoming.
09:41The absolute bad man.
09:44He looks pumped for this.
09:47A little bit nervous about whether Lucinda's going to like me.
09:50Maybe not.
09:52But looking forward to meeting her again,
09:54having a bit more time, getting to know her,
09:57seeing how it goes.
09:58Look at that, Tash.
10:00It's like two mice snogging.
10:03Ah, Steve.
10:05Welcome to Spain.
10:07Oh, Lucinda.
10:08Hello, gorgeous.
10:10So nice to see you again after all this time.
10:13This stash has got a life of its own, doesn't it?
10:16The wind's not helping.
10:17No, it's brilliant, though.
10:19It's waving around in the wind.
10:21Cheers.
10:21Shall we get company, Steve?
10:23You can try.
10:24Let's hope Steve knows a good chiropractor.
10:26Bean bag on a rock.
10:29Fucking hell.
10:30You look lovely.
10:32Even amongst the wind sweaters.
10:35I think being an Aussie, the whole nature thing is not going to impact you.
10:39No, we are a little bit at one with nature.
10:42You know what?
10:43I'm just going to hype myself up a bit, Steve.
10:45I'm really just going to get crazy.
10:47Come closer.
10:48You're going to roll away on the bean bags.
10:50Yeah, I'm really curious to get to know you
10:52because, yeah, like from the mix, I just felt like the most...
10:56Mustache-y?
10:58Fun, energised, interesting.
11:01I was just curious, you know?
11:03Yeah, I'm very...
11:04Mustache-y?
11:06Go with the flow, take as it comes.
11:08Try different things.
11:09You look quite relaxed, actually.
11:11I try to, but you are a big personality.
11:13Not intimidating, I hope.
11:16Erm, no.
11:17You're like a unicorn, aren't you?
11:19She's definitely got the horn.
11:21I don't know about a unicorn, but...
11:23Yeah, like a one-off.
11:25A very rare...
11:26That's very kind.
11:27A very rare person.
11:28Aw, thank you, Steve.
11:29And Steve, you're like a sexy, mature Erling Haaland.
11:33Look at you!
11:34Hello, beautiful!
11:35Hola!
11:36Bloody hell, who double-booked the rocks?
11:38I think we're in for a bit of a treat here, Steve.
11:42The goddess on the rocks.
11:44Wow.
11:45Wow, yes.
11:47Yeah, wow.
11:50Gorgeous.
11:51Why not?
11:53Seriously, what's going on?
11:55Here she goes.
11:56Shall we get on down by the rock and feel that?
11:58Yeah.
11:58Let's feel the frequency.
12:00Here we go.
12:01She's banging the gong.
12:02That's what we need, a bit more volume up by the sea.
12:04We've come to feel the frequency.
12:06Oh, mate, I'm full of frequency.
12:07I'm on 95.8 here.
12:09Are you ready to be gonged?
12:12OK.
12:13Oh!
12:14Bang it again.
12:16I'm feeling it.
12:17Don't you dare not bang that gong.
12:20Keep going.
12:20And once more.
12:21Lovely.
12:22Are we paying her per gong?
12:26Go again.
12:29Keep going.
12:31Let's do this at the end of the show.
12:32Do I still get paid?
12:33Keep gonging.
12:34Back.
12:38I might have a fielding chakra.
12:39Anyone with a spare chakra?
12:41One more.
12:42Bosh.
12:43This could go on a while.
12:44Shall we go to an ad break?
12:57Welcome back to Celebs Go Dating,
12:59where we've flown our famous front page faces out to Tenerife
13:02to see if they can turn up the heat on their tepid love lives.
13:07Just a few metres from the warmth of the sea,
13:10Lucinda and Handlebar Steve are shooting the breeze
13:13on their windswept date on the rocks.
13:17Have you been to Australia?
13:18No.
13:19Would you like to go?
13:20Yeah, I would now.
13:22Smooth.
13:23Handlebars.
13:23She might let you down under at this rate.
13:26So you've been around the world, I suppose.
13:28I do love travelling and I fell in love with Athens last year.
13:31Prince Bruce.
13:32And I've never flirted so much in my life.
13:35The Greek men are outrageous.
13:37It's that Mediterranean vibe.
13:39This is your cue, Steve Ross Flatley.
13:41Because we can be a little bit, I don't know,
13:44disconnected, I think, in Australia and the UK.
13:47We don't want to risk rejection.
13:48Well, they say that's men's biggest fear,
13:50is the fear of rejection.
13:53Yeah.
13:54She can't knock him back now.
13:56Well, it's like if you don't shoot your shot,
13:58then you're not going to hit the target, are you?
14:00Absolutely not.
14:01You are like an amazing person.
14:03Go on, Handlebars, full throttle.
14:07Thank you, Porter.
14:08I was so happy they chose me to come and have a date with you.
14:11You can tell he's excited, his moustache is erect.
14:13What a plot twist in our lives, to be here and staying,
14:17and being gonged to the high heavens.
14:19By the sun goddess.
14:22Oh, yeah, where did she go?
14:23Oh, God, she hasn't fallen in the water, has she?
14:25If there was only some way to sound the alarm.
14:31Back at Casa Del Love Crisis,
14:33James and Gabby have set up a workout
14:35right in front of Colleen and David.
14:37Which is weird.
14:38Oh, here they come.
14:40Oh, my God, you could have dressed for the part.
14:42You're not sure anything, guys?
14:43No, we're going to learn from the best.
14:45OK.
14:46OK.
14:46That's Colleen's way of saying absolutely not.
14:49Oh, yeah, them traps are growing.
14:53Whoa.
14:54Whoa.
14:55Did Haskell just four himself, then?
14:58Should I do these ones?
14:59I quite like this ones.
15:01Like...
15:01Bicycles?
15:02Yeah, bicycles, yeah.
15:0320.
15:04Yeah.
15:05Look at him riding a bike.
15:08I mean, just go out on an actual bike.
15:10Do you know what I mean?
15:11Get to the local shop.
15:12Yeah.
15:13Buy chocolate.
15:14Come back.
15:15What are you going to wear?
15:16What am I going to wear?
15:17Because she met you in the turtleneck.
15:19So whatever he wears will be an improvement.
15:21Oh, I'm going to go with something...
15:23I'm going to do something sophisticated, I think.
15:24A turtleneck set.
15:25Ah!
15:28Fucking hell!
15:29What's happened there?
15:30That's Scarlet.
15:31She got scared of your turtleneck.
15:34Jesus, about a hundred stones.
15:37That's his first time dealing with a bush.
15:40This is his workout.
15:41I'm doing weightlifting now.
15:44Oh, God.
15:45I just twatted my foot.
15:46Fucking hell.
15:48Don't wait for me.
15:49I could be a wire.
15:51No problem.
15:52We won't.
15:56By filtering it.
15:57On the Costa, the sacrifice of the sun goddess seems to have worked.
16:00Because old El Sol's come out just in time for Lucinda and Steve to have a little stroll.
16:06Ah.
16:06Oh, well, the sun's come out.
16:08Just as we leave our little nork, the sun comes out.
16:11Isn't that typical?
16:13Yeah.
16:13Parting of ways.
16:14i feel a little bit in the shape of a rock i don't know about you after being laying down
16:20there in the rock i'm all right now you're right we haven't broken your back no no i feel i
16:26feel
16:26fantastic he's just revving up by the looks of things all your chakras feel aligned after the
16:32gong they do my chakras are lined up they're all lined up they are here we go so we're gonna
16:38have
16:38to part now oh i loved it it was so nice getting to know you and i know that i'll
16:42see you soon
16:43you will yeah go on captain pringles what should we end on a note of pash surely
16:51definitely a lovely hug i love to measure ah you're a good hugger too oh ouch
17:02hmm if this hug lasts any longer she'll start to feel his gong on her chakra
17:09i'd love to see steve again in the sense of a friendship gathering but i don't have much time
17:15to waste and i want to really land on somebody that juices me up who don't you know i'm ready
17:22for
17:22the next the next fella bad luck steve-o so i asked lucinda for a bit of pash at the
17:27end and
17:28uh i took the l on that one so we had a hug and that's nice but maybe i'll get
17:34round two yeah maybe
17:35you will get round two round to getting rejected again no seriously though have a nice walk back to
17:41hotel mate there's a barbers on the left no pressure right let's check in with superstar dj james who's
17:49getting ready for tonight's date with scarlet from the mix-up is that too much i'm just gonna roll
17:55shirt open i think oh better out than in the pipes yep sounds like you just cleared them yes
18:05all right i think i'm good let's go actually oh maybe smart chef good idea it is a bit of
18:10a lingerer
18:11i can still feel it in the back of my throat you've been on a lot of wheat i think
18:14i'm ready i mean it
18:15doesn't get much better than this i'm completely honest with you let's roll hang on who's he talking
18:20to a bit weird is it from the dj hask to colleen and lucinda no juice fresh from a rocky
18:28steve date
18:28on a oh are my ears burning are they talking about a certain comedian from bromley an icon brilliant
18:35smart competent cool funny beautiful looking could you text steve that that'd be lovely you're such a
18:42stunner oh right she was talking about colleen yeah that makes more sense at the mixer the headlines
18:49were necklines not punch lines what do i do oh show me a bra what's another do you know what
18:54i mean
18:55i'm flashing my bra right but funny man steve's charm was no joke oh handshake oh i love that
19:03meaning the stand-up stood out as a pick for a ticket to tenors i met someone tonight who i
19:09joked with straight away and that was steve so what have you decided to wear so it's out of these
19:17two
19:18red red red has to be red blue blue i reckon i'm glad you said that oh what is it
19:24ignore rob day
19:27no they've sent the troops in knowing colleen the way that i do i know that she'll be feeling a
19:32bit
19:32nervous before she goes on a date with steve so i'm here to give her a little bit of a
19:36girly pep talk to
19:37help boost her confidence also bringing a little gift or not so little you're going on a date look
19:44how beautiful i am going on a day she's always so gorgeous yeah what's the face i have these two
19:51voices one going what the hell are you doing don't go you're dying of nerves and then this other one
19:57that goes shut up do yourself up get dressed go and have a great time and so i i'm always
20:03battling with
20:04these two and i always go for the positive one in the end and that's that fear of rejection it's
20:10that
20:10as well because you know you can present super confident and you know we've seen you and when
20:15you're comfortable with people you know you're safe uh you're so sassy and free and we love seeing that
20:20free colleen so do i dr t keep talking so on the date if it's appropriate if the vibe is
20:28going
20:30talk about sex yeah okay that's a good bring it up what do i say what what what's your favorite
20:36position how do you ease into the sex talk i normally ask how much for the vip package i would
20:43ask like how important is sex to you good one yeah really eased into that dr t and then you
20:48can
20:48start start going to the other fun questions like what do you sound like in bed i sound like
20:54a warthog choking on an apple drowning in the shallows are you mad no she's a doctor a real doctor
21:06hey if there's chemistry well on that note i actually have a little gift for both of you
21:11oh you're naughty i'll be back i'll be back dr tara gifts and everything i hope it's earrings
21:17because i can't find mine i'm feeling like there might be a couple of toys toys i'm not sure how
21:22useful a frisbee and a couple of fidget spinners will be but then i'm no expert self-pleasure is great
21:28it can help you understand your preferences your boundaries which translates into more confidence
21:34and self-esteem outside the bedroom she's talking about fingering oh my lord i have two of them for
21:41you wait which one do you like do you want the pink one that's slightly larger or do you want
21:46the black
21:47one that's slightly smaller please could i take both and extra batteries i am in shock look how wild they
21:56know okay you choose first because you're going on the day well i've had three kids i better have
22:00the bigger one you take the big one well that's it then cancel steve i'm sorry hi i'm in the
22:07mood
22:09we better leave you to us yes please have so much fun remember can't wait to tell you about it
22:14fun
22:14first yeah seriousness later yeah yeah okay okay all right all else fails yeah you have that have an
22:23orgasmic day it's a good thing the people of tenerife are used to volcanoes seek shelter people she's gonna blow
22:40welcome back to celebs go dating if you're legendary loaded and lovesick look no further we've got you
22:47covered having put one in the bank following dr t's dildo delivery
22:52colleen's got a spring in her step as she heads to her date with steve wait a second the human
22:58tash
22:58the lucinda's just pied off oh it's this super sexy smooth steve keep up everyone i saw steve and
23:07instantly bonded with him so who knows what could happen at the end of the night i don't know
23:11i mean i'm not going to do that i might kiss him if i fancy him and who wouldn't fancy
23:17this absolute
23:17slick suave smooth operator steve just look at him go i feel privileged to be invited to telerife
23:24being chosen out of all them people she's a very very interesting sexy woman oh my god he's here oh
23:31my
23:31god play it cool colleen he just said you were sexy you got this hi all right how are you
23:39i'm all right
23:40how are you good to see you how long before he says something smooth smell nice 0.9 seconds
23:48good evening yeah hello do you do malibu malibu yes of course please i love a glass of red cheese
23:55of course he drinks wine so sophisticated the sexy bastard so you're really nervous yeah yeah yeah
24:03really nervous it's just weird isn't it like we spoke to each other for 10 minutes yeah and now
24:09we're on a date in telerife it's like i know he's bizarre yeah try not to poke holes in the
24:13format too
24:14much series 50. excuse me madame thank you big my heart is still racing along with my nerves but i
24:25think
24:25i'm just going to have to go with dr tara's advice and just try and spice things up a bit
24:30you're not nervous
24:32why i just think you come across as really confident i am a confident guy i would say that are
24:38you
24:38faking it no no all right do you ever fake it no dr tara asked me to ask sexual questions
24:50and i went on
24:52a first date i'm gonna what do you want me to ask him what position you're like so she was
24:55going yeah and
24:56i'm like no first date no you're right we keep it what do you like that missionary then into that
25:06miss you read then i pop to the toilet have a quick clean up back into bed scroll on the
25:09internet and
25:10then uh sleep while one reverse cowboy um so it's going horribly x-rated x-rated before the starters
25:19even arrive cheeky back door by dessert creme brule me okay after spending literally hours deciding
25:28whether to undo one or two shirt buttons it's finally time for james's date with scarlet hang on
25:34what are these two doing here james he's just rusty at chat yes we don't want fart jokes party game
25:42crap
25:42gag have you actually watched this show anna we want the real james like we actually want him to show
25:48up
25:48on his date as he shows up with us i don't think the real james has shown up not at
25:52all
25:52yeah well who the fuck's this guy then hello
26:01my date's definitely changed
26:04do you know why we're here
26:10no i've no idea oh shit p-dog looks angry
26:18all right cheers good to see you james oh thank god my bum-o hasn't twitched that much since i
26:23got
26:23dr t as my secret santa we actually need your help okay yeah we do yeah yeah this is a
26:30good thing
26:31just got off a plane right um and we are throwing him straight in to his first date here in
26:38tenerife
26:39that we've laid on a beautiful lady called jane right to go on a date with right so steven arriving
26:45in
26:45spain via plane to date jane she's gonna write a rap about this city quite easy actually you are
26:51going to go on a double date yes okay steven and jane with you and scarlet yes we were thinking
26:58because
26:59you've got to know steven there was a lovely rapport between you guys at the mixer just to help
27:04lift both of your dating games okay now let's just discuss the elephant in the room because we
27:11know it burned you a little bit when we said that you had chit chat yeah yeah it did how
27:18i see this
27:18james is that when you don't feel safe you have diarrhea of the mouth better get the listerine in
27:24but when you're safe and we see it when you're with us when you're with the other celebs you everyone's
27:29like oh my god this guy is amazing now yeah we just want to fine-tune you when you're talking
27:34to
27:34scarlet i think what would be really good is if you do just happen to more of your vulnerable side
27:38i love
27:38that yeah i can hear that i'll do that steven lacks being able to come up a little bit and
27:45you can
27:45definitely i think help bring him up to that so we really believe that together this could be a really
27:50useful opportunity for both of you how do you think steven's going to show up though um i reckon
27:56he'll show up in a questionable titan shirt and scare the out of an international superstar dj
28:00oh god nailed it stop it hello darling how you doing you look fire
28:08oh steven you look so good there he is i shouldn't i've basically come off stage onto the plane
28:13oh really yeah oh my gosh thank you i've had a shower i've washed unlike captain diarrhea breath
28:20sitting next to you do you know what you're doing right here with us i have no idea so we
28:25do have
28:26a date lined up for you okay her name is jane right she is a chef she is intelligent she's
28:38into music
28:39we think that you will really enjoy her company now now they say you know two's company three's a crowd
28:47right how do you feel about four double date double date oh wingman great brother have fun eat drink be
28:54merry go back to the villa and then we'll come and see you tomorrow thank you and you look great
28:59guys you smell good enjoy right let's go what is the worst that could happen thank you well i hope
29:05we're about to find out with colleen flirting up a storm on her date with steve and james and pro
29:11green prep for their double date back at the villa david has just discovered the hidden love party room
29:17and is putting it to good use with gabs and luisinda how sick is it what is it it's like
29:24a little secret
29:24club oh my god look how sick it is this place looks outrageous if by outrageous you mean your
29:32nan's conservatory with some rented neon signs get your halo dirty baby cheers girls girls now
29:46we've got girls we've got drinks we've got dirty halos now all we need is some goss guys over to
29:52you
29:52what about colleen though on her date with steve i hope it goes well i've got a good feeling and
29:57like
29:57she said that their chat was fantastic so you never know she might bring him back to the villa they
30:01might
30:02have a bit of hanky-panky if it doesn't go to plan don't you have two dildos about yay size
30:08i mean she
30:10can have a good old sit on that oh my god well you got a dildo as well didn't you
30:19yeah i can't wait
30:20to get into the room i'm gonna wrap this up yeah you wanna do you want to piss off do
30:24you want to take
30:25the party room oh please don't we'll never get our deposit back on the villa
30:31anyway while i try and get that image out of my mind it's double date o'clock and after being
30:34schooled by pcb and adubs i wonder what plans the professor has got for his double meetup
30:41we need to play banana in plain sight you are what's that so everyone has to leave the room
30:47yeah and then you put a banana somewhere be carefully used to play rugby you'll have it up your
30:51ass and drinking a pint of his piss in 10 minutes let's find it and then it's but it has
30:56to be in
30:56plain sight pipe down professor party there is such a thing as too much fun i hope these two
31:01can pull themselves together before their dates arrive because here they are now i'm excited to
31:08see james again and yeah looking forward to it the gas i'm excited i know he's a musician kind of
31:16a
31:16legend around here i'm open for romance that's why i'm here so let's go let's go let's get it
31:23hello hello oh hey how are you how are you you look gorgeous how's happening i know you are
31:27oh yeah yeah very much happy to meet you james steven nice to meet you nice to meet you
31:32sit over here i'll get your chair off oh hi we're talking on yourself with me
31:35scarlet's amazing she looked great at the mixer but she looks incredible here this evening
31:39i just hope i get an opportunity to talk to her and i won't have to babysit steven through the
31:43entire meal how are you you're right i'll just stand awkwardly waiting over here very nice to meet you
31:48how you doing sweet thank you what's happening ladies gorgeous girl in a red dress but i wasn't
31:54expecting to be going on a date at all tonight definitely not a double date with james and scarlet
32:00but here we are here we go again me out of my comfort zone how are you i'm all right
32:05i'm all right
32:05i had i had a show last night so i am yeah it's been a it's been an adventurous 24
32:11hours this is not
32:12you've had other dates have you nice um i've been calling the meetups oh not this again yeah no
32:19intent no motive no expectations yeah that's exactly what every girl wants to hear on a first date
32:24do you know you're not expecting anything from this conversation nothing more than good conversation
32:30well it should be open to romance yeah but it can't be forced i was saying to james before that
32:37it was weird that the mixer because i walked in feeling as awkward as anything yeah awkward is my
32:43general disposition i don't know prof anyone got a banana you don't give that actually you actually
32:48know you can't yeah that's my response to crisis i'm calm in a crisis and then my day-to-day
32:53life
32:53is just in disarray yeah no this is definitely not a crisis ask all you know what to do get
33:01at the
33:01table have a massive shit let's create a crisis
33:18welcome back to celebs go dating where the agency's flirty field trip is in full swing in tennis
33:25and back at james and stephen's double day after professor party's bad bance his date jane is taking
33:31control of the chat do you have any vices guys oh straight out of the gate spices sexy chat that's
33:38gonna get this date heading in a spicier direction it's all bigger crisps yeah my poison potatoes in
33:45almost any form oh for fuck's sake i don't like cheese i have almost an aversion to it parmesan hitting
33:53pasta and starting to melt is i'm out surely professor griere's got feta chat than this you're
34:00doing what everyone else does you're judging me i can see it yep it's only you don't like yeah good
34:05work jimbo move on from the cheese chat and get the girls involved holly i said to be honest
34:10sound like me yeah perfect i love food not bothered with food actually i've had over here it's amazing
34:15you ever been here before yes came to tell me for a holiday last year so me my two girls
34:20and my mom
34:20my mom's part they are i love that yeah how about you guys equals your mom i've got a really
34:25good
34:25relationship my mom my dad passed away about five months ago yes oh yeah so they've been together for
34:3245 years they had a really close relationship and it's it's weird because i always had a family that
34:36was together i'm separated and divorced so it kind of it was a really interesting kind of journey for
34:41that because i'd only ever seen that kind of vision of a family together but they were a great couple
34:45hang on james is actually trying that was a rugby pun to take the agent's advice and be vulnerable
34:50this is a turn up i i used to take my parents out with me like if we went out
34:54on a night out i mean
34:55i wouldn't bring on a date i mean that's a bit weird it's a bit niche but if i had
34:59a nice or event
34:59or the lads i'd i'd bring them out that was cute cute slash bit weird but props another rugby joke
35:06to
35:06james for getting the date chat back on track not a rugby pun just that's all i had
35:13and after some initial nerves let's see how colleen's getting on with senor smooth
35:17as they've just been served oh wait that's a tennis not rugby punch it and very by steak medium sir
35:23cheers mate you're welcome enjoy the meal thank you i'm brave aren't i having spaghetti on a first day
35:31so brave not all heroes wear napkins oh we could do lady in the trunk oh god look away now
35:37disney
35:37fans all right after my next malibu
35:44or
35:47what the hell's that what that looks familiar there's lucinda drop by i mean i am a veggie but i
35:54will go for a bit of me all right go on colleen
35:58it's just difficult to get it all on them see if you can get it all in oh here we
36:03go
36:04all natural oh yes there you go boss swallowing it's hard christ there's no stopping her now
36:13right let's get the truck let's get let's get back on track of classy poor old steve's lost for words
36:19it's you you bring out the bad in me looks like he wants to put the bad in you you
36:23know what i'm saying
36:24i'm talking about the old boom boom slap tickle pow pow i have to say and i don't want to
36:30blow smoke
36:31up your ass don't unless you ask nicely can you even ask that nicely but you know i was very
36:38lucky that
36:39you were there and i actually was very very attracted to you of course the way you look but
36:46also the way we got on like it just felt so normal and natural and lovely you're an interesting
36:50lady completely intrigued to know more what was it like being a pop star i never thought of it like
37:00that because it's something i'd always done from the edge of two because my mum and dad my brothers
37:05we all sang as a big family and so it it never it just felt like this is all i've
37:11ever known yeah
37:15what are you smiling at you see you do this what you just got a really wicked
37:20face i don't know what you're thinking i think after all your sexual innuendos tonight colleen
37:25it's pretty clear what he's thinking that's right he's thinking about the boom boom slap tickle pow pow
37:33elsewhere on the island and also in pursuit of the boom boom tickle tickle pow pow sorry i just can't
37:39stop is double date duo professors stephen and wingman james who are supposed to be helping each
37:44other bring the flirty fun when is your next performance am i invited not yet oh steven with
37:57a ph oh no that's me she asked me when my next gig was jane said am i invited and
38:03i was like not yet
38:06i've been having a great dinner with scarlet getting on really well but i do not understand what the
38:11fuck steven is up to a denying a woman a gig it has just met just say yes i need
38:16to go and have a
38:16chat with him before he balls in the rest of it up i'm just gonna go get a beer do
38:19you want to come
38:19with me yeah go on up i'll see you open a minute sorry excuse yeah yeah excuse us it's 2026
38:26we can
38:26go to the toilet if we want to together don't judge us here we go wingman pep talk incoming my
38:34back is
38:34fucked from carrying this whole date situation here oh james didn't come to play i thought i think
38:40dating three people i'm just i'm just showing interest she asked come to your gig and you said
38:46no i didn't say no i said she said am i inviting and i said not yet it was uh
38:50just go with it we've
38:52got lovely girls we need to up our game let's have a bit of fun lightheartedness the food's good the
38:57girls are lovely yeah we've been poor i thought we've been great you thought wrong and that's okay
39:02that's okay but as a friend and a former lover i'm telling you we need to we need to up
39:08your game okay
39:09okay let's go hopefully the pep talk will work on stephen and he'll stop pissing about
39:15and speaking of pissing about back to david and the girls who are 10 spritzers in
39:22get the drink i'm not even joking oh shit brace yourselves
39:44this is helping their love lives i promise who cares if it don't i like watching it
39:49oh
39:50oh
39:56yes
40:02amen sister right from blocking out the haters to our double daters and let's see if james has
40:08transformed the brainy professor stephen from awkward battle rapper into awesome banter raconteur
40:14have you only had like nightmare dates like in crazy terrible stories and dates
40:18i mean that is a bold question after tonight's shenanigans it was a first date and i and we
40:24it took me to like toby car for a drink and so i was like dressed nothing like a midweek
40:29roast
40:29i knew i recognized her he started talking about his dog that died like two years before
40:36for a good 20 minutes and was it what it's just i just was his eyes welled up with tears
40:41and then sorry i should have laughed yeah you're going to hell my dog died two years ago three years
40:46ago don't bring them it was seriously it was horrible you're talking about your dead dog now
40:52i'm laughing about it but i also feel the need to just confirm that i was upset when my dog
40:56died
40:56again so this is what goes on in my head stop your head what's the um if i was to
41:04design your
41:04like perfect man feel free to a six foot three blonde tattoos is that you or me it is late
41:12in
41:12the day but that is official banter well could be you but yeah with absolutely no emotional depth
41:18or intelligence like physically like i don't have like a specific type but i do like someone who
41:26is keeping fit like is healthy looks after themselves yeah and six foot blonde oh flirty hey
41:33sounds like it might be me oh stop it yeah we got it follow-up question for two of you
41:39yes so are you a
41:42a hoe a hoe no i don't think so you a hoe you give a hoe vibes do you know
41:50what i think my poor social
41:51skills i yeah there's no hoeing um no it's good i'm proud of you guys thank you and i'm proud
41:58of them
41:58too james brought the vulnerability and stephen was a fan when he laughed at the dead dog at least
42:04right guys should we go yeah james was a gentleman he's funny it would have just been nicer to have
42:13like a bit of one-on-one and by one-on-one she means a date without professor green there
42:18that's
42:19really nice i really appreciate it thank you so much for flying out thank you i hope you'll catch
42:22up again soon did i fancy scarlet yeah i did actually i thought she looked beautiful i think i
42:29need to sleep on it as to whether we do another one-on-one day that's good he's taking time
42:33to think
42:33just like paul and anna wanted good work thank you so much for a lovely evening it's really nice to
42:39hang out i'd like to see steven again really careful on that hill yeah he's a cool guy chill
42:46but he needs some work sounds like it's not a complete no then jane was great to talk to
42:51she's lovely there was nothing wrong per se but that doesn't mean that it's right either so i wouldn't
42:58mind bumping into jane but i wouldn't go for another date with her now oh stevie boy what's it going
43:03to
43:03take to get those juices flowing and what's with all the cats you can't move for puss in tanneroo
43:09but on the other side of town things are looking a little more positive as colleen and sexy bastard
43:13steve have been flirting up a storm and if you ask me this has got a snog in a taxi
43:19home written all
43:20over it so i think we need to go on another date yeah yeah give me a little kiss little
43:30kiss oh he's
43:32gone early at the table
43:36course he has colleen's only gone and got a kiss
43:40oh that dildo's in for a hammering later
43:44no it's been lovely and you've been a real gentleman as well
43:47oh thank you i mean i could snog your face off
43:50go on colleen oh really yeah it's a little bit too quick isn't it on the first day yeah
43:56second day wow second day we're wanting to come to the restaurant
44:04i'll meet in room whatever blimey i'm not sure how the camera crew will feel about that one
44:09i'm in though no it's been really nice and you know you're easy on the eye go on steve say
44:15something
44:15smooth one last time why thank you you're not so bad yourself kids is that us yeah right let's do
44:21one
44:21after you get your coat you're pulled right which way are you going which way are you going
44:29it's what you going well she's going outside because it's the end of the date steve what a
44:34lovely evening thank you i've had a great evening i have thank you very much going in for round two
44:40course he is the pure filth machine see you later the date went really well the company was the best
44:49part and the kiss was the seal so i would like to see colleen again he's exactly what i thought
44:56he's good fun exactly the same sense of humor he's got a really twinkly eye thing going on
45:01that just makes me smile because he's naughty i like it
45:10why am i keep doing like a fucking 12 year old because you like him and you're not 12 and
45:16you're
45:16not not yet anyway that's right i'm talking about the old boom boom slap tickle pow pow penetrative sex
45:24tomorrow night oh there's some new surprises let the fun begin some familiar faces oh my god oh god
45:34jesus and the same naughtiness what's that mean sex yeah thanks colleen i need the sausages on the grill but
45:41also need the sauce as a celibs seize the moment go my actual spoon was allergic to cats dating keep
45:51your hands away from david he's mine oh my god i feel like i'm being pulled from pillars of pose
46:15so
46:21you
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