00:10Spawn boy!
00:14Mmm, back toast.
00:16What could go wrong?
00:19Ah!
00:20Octopus is my only weakness!
00:30So this is hell.
00:31Huh.
00:33Not so bad.
00:36George Washington!
00:37Uh, slavery.
00:38Oh, yeah.
00:39Big time.
00:40There you are!
00:41You're supposed to be in line to be judged.
00:44But if you insist on breaking hell's rules,
00:47I suppose we can make a special example out of you.
00:51Here are all of the people who you wronged in life.
00:55Who's this asshole?
00:57This was a child to whom you sold a cigarette.
01:00So the kid's in hell?
01:01No!
01:02This is the idea of the kid.
01:04So the kid's fine?
01:05Well, the kid got a little sick from the cigarette.
01:08So he learned not to smoke?
01:09I'm not seeing a problem here!
01:10Okay, well, here's your third grade teacher
01:13who you drove clinically insane!
01:16Turns out I had ADD!
01:18Okay, I don't think that's on me.
01:20You know, even if it was, better than a no.
01:22It's true!
01:22I learned a number of coping...
01:25All right, enough!
01:26Here's millions of iterations
01:27of your so-called best friend, Noel.
01:31Once each time you wronged him.
01:33Oh, my God, who cares?
01:35Okay, what's next?
01:36I'm not made of time.
01:38Welcome to the too-much-of-a-good-thing chamber.
01:42Swan boy!
01:43In life, you loved watching
01:45epic soldier fail videos.
01:48Let's see just how much you love them.
01:55Oh, my God, this guy comes home from war
01:57and his son doesn't even recognize him.
01:59What a loser.
02:00You watched all the videos?
02:02Wait, there's more than one?
02:05Okay, you know what?
02:06I'm overthinking this.
02:08Got to do some just good old-fashioned torture.
02:10Who?
02:11My safe word is Baltimore.
02:13What?
02:13Charm City, baby.
02:19Are we starting soon?
02:21How?
02:22Stretching rack.
02:23Designed when people were like 5'3 tops.
02:26Ah!
02:27Isaac!
02:29That's strange.
02:30No screams.
02:32Hello?
02:40Wee-wee!
02:41I'm a pachinko!
02:46Hello?
02:48Bonjour!
02:49Oh, wee-wee, bitch!
02:52Maybe a couple of thousand years
02:54and the flames will fix you!
03:03Oh, look, this is me.
03:04I gotta go.
03:04Take care.
03:06Pretty awful, right?
03:07Eh, we mostly talked about his grandkids, I think.
03:09I don't really speak Mongolian.
03:10Tell you what I did pick up on, though.
03:12That guy loved to nut.
03:17You win!
03:18I give up!
03:20You are too shallow and too bad
03:22for the torments of hell!
03:23Ha-ha!
03:25Ah!
03:28What is a funeral
03:29the Unitarians believe...
03:32Who's that, Sitter?
03:33I know, I know.
03:35The Unitarians believe
03:36it's a celebration of the life.
03:39But I believe in this case
03:41it's more a celebration of the death.
03:45Ha-ha!
03:47Ah!
03:48Ah!
03:49Yeah, yeah, yeah!
03:50Same to you!
03:51Go home!
03:52Scram, you drip!
03:53Show's over!
03:53Swan Boy, we thought you were dead.
03:55I was!
03:56What do you mean, you were?
03:57The devil found me annoying.
03:59Maybe, there's a lesson there.
04:01Don't I know it?
04:02I can do whatever I want
04:04with no consequences.
04:05Now let's go kill a bank!
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