00:10Spawn Boy
00:18A trap
00:24God, Rona, you're really getting paranoid
00:27Remember, mail can't hurt you
00:30Your student loans are illegally overdue
00:33Oh, man
00:34Which will it be?
00:35Pay my student loans or go to jail
00:38It's a lose-lose
00:39If only there was a third way
00:42Stuck between paying your loans and going to jail?
00:44Try this third way
00:45Well, here goes nothing
00:49What?
00:52Huh?
00:54Is this the home of Rona Valenti?
00:58Yeah, that's me
00:59Bagger boys
01:06Where am I?
01:08Welcome to my private island
01:12What's going on?
01:13Don't you know
01:14When you gave click to that link
01:15You legally consented to
01:17My most dangerous game
01:21You'll be hunting along with these two
01:23What's up?
01:25Rona, remember?
01:26What's up?
01:27What are you guys doing here?
01:29Control freak?
01:31I'll show you who's a control freak
01:33Retake
01:39Want to be hunted for sport?
01:41Well, yeah, of course
01:44Let's go
01:46You see, I've grown bored of hunting non-sentient beasts
01:51I long to hunt prey that can think, worry, dream
01:57I'll be releasing you onto my island and hunting you
02:01If you survive for 24 hours
02:03We get to go again?
02:05Why, you'll be granted freedom
02:07And all of your debts will be cancelled
02:09If not, well
02:13Well, what? You trailed off?
02:14You idiot
02:15You'll be killed
02:16I thought it was clear
02:18I'm giving you five minutes head start
02:20Beginning
02:22Ow!
02:23I'm sorry, is this a joke?
02:24I assure you
02:25This is no laughing matter
02:27Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
02:30Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
02:32I am a man
02:36Okay, so I was thinking
02:38What we do is we offer up Noel as a sacrifice
02:40What?
02:41This is insane
02:42I refuse to dignify this lunatic with a response
02:45Oh
02:45No real mature
02:48Oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god
02:51Rona, do you mind? What the hell's the matter with you?
02:52This is basically the exact thing I've been worrying about since I was four
02:58Get to the basement, we're being hunted for sports
03:00Well, I'm getting hot
03:02So, uh, let me know how this works out
03:03Come on, boy
03:04I usually wouldn't wish this on my worst enemy, but if you're going to survive, you're going to have to
03:10start thinking like me.
03:25How are you so good at this?
03:27Oh, my God.
03:27A lifetime of violent paranoia and constant internal panic has left me with deer-like reflexes, a deer-like metabolism,
03:33and a deer-like sixth sense for danger.
03:35Wow, that rocks.
03:36I've got to try being miserable all the time.
03:38Aha!
03:38The poison darts.
03:40Hit with a neurotoxin of my own design.
03:42A single drop will render the victim erratic and foolish.
03:45How do you feel?
03:46Normal!
03:47Swan boy, Rhoda, I found a way off the island.
03:49Over here.
03:50Oh.
03:51It's a trap.
03:52By now, the hunter must have found him.
03:53Knowing Noel, he tried to cut a deal.
03:55We should hide out.
03:56In there.
03:58Whatever you do, don't open your eyes.
04:01Oh, no problemo.
04:05They're nearby.
04:07I can smell them.
04:08I know what to do.
04:10What's that you said?
04:11A boxcar racer reunion?
04:15Bully!
04:20End of the line.
04:23Which will it be?
04:24The cliff or the gun?
04:28A-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a.
04:49Whoa. Where am I?
04:52Whoa, whoa, whoa. Was it all a dream?
04:56You did it! You had a supernova panic attack so severe,
04:59you flew us all to safety. Our student debts are canceled.
05:02Oh, my God. I'm free.
05:05Is this what being happy is like?
05:07And here's your medical bill. Could you be a doll
05:09and try to get out of here by 415?
05:11We've got a lot of old people in this town.
05:13Wait, I can't pay this.
05:15Oh, my God, no biggie. We have a payment plan option here.
05:18Ahoy!
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