00:14It's the Vito, not the Vito.
00:16What are you, his doctor?
00:18Oh.
00:25Hey, we should eat something.
00:26I'm starving.
00:27Uh, I don't know if I... I'm sort of hard up for cash right now.
00:31I guess by you.
00:32Oh, I don't want to be rude.
00:35Actually, it's ruder to just watch a seat.
00:37Well, I'm stuck.
00:39Everything's varying shades of rude now, and I...
00:41I have to go to the bathroom.
00:45Hmm?
00:47What are you doing, Rona?
00:49Stealing is a crime.
00:56Oh, God.
00:57Oh, God.
00:58One of the important bills.
01:00You should return the money and walk into prison.
01:03Just get it over with.
01:04Might as well spend it on yourself, since you're so selfish.
01:07Which everybody already knows.
01:10Rona, mia dotter, donated the money to the church.
01:14She needed.
01:15You're going to die of mercury poisoning on January 11th, 2041.
01:19Oh, good dog.
01:20Woo, woo, woo.
01:21A penny saved is a penny.
01:23You've been in here for more than two minutes.
01:25Your friends think you're taking a chance.
01:27Shanty, shanty, shanty.
01:28They'll be so disappointed.
01:31Christmas Junior, what do you call it?
01:33Easter.
01:34Sorry I took so long.
01:35I don't know what to do.
01:37I'm in deep, guys.
01:37It's too much.
01:38First, I had no money.
01:39Then I had money.
01:40But it was tainted.
01:41And my dad was dressed like the Pope, which I know you guys weren't there for.
01:43but it's a very loaded image for me.
01:45Why is everything so stressful?
01:49Rhoda, what are you even talking about?
01:51What happened?
01:52Okay, so you don't have money.
01:54Ha! You're wrong!
01:55Move! Dilemma!
01:56The Internet's only hidden camera show
01:58where we force strangers into moral dilemmas
02:01and film their reactions.
02:02Without your permission.
02:05I'm 30 minutes.
02:06Congrats! You're the first person to take the $100
02:09and then have a full-on panic attack.
02:12Wait, you've been filming me this entire time?
02:15Yeah!
02:17Also, I have a son in middle school.
02:19I'm going to be on the Internet.
02:21Yeah! Isn't that great?
02:23No! People are going to perceive me.
02:26Well, you should have started that before you existed
02:28alongside us in reality.
02:30You have to pull that video!
02:32Never!
02:35I can't take all of this responsibility!
02:42All right, asshole. You're under arrest.
02:44No, but why?
02:46I did the right thing!
02:48I tried to get rid of my ill-gotten game!
02:50Littering!
02:50This pale blue dot is our shared responsibility.
02:53I did everything right.
02:54I did everything right.
02:55Now that's what I call footage.
02:58Nice!
02:59Looks like we're going to have to go bail-roan out.
03:01Come on, swan boy.
03:03Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hold up.
03:05Ooh, muddy.
03:08Early to bed, early to-
03:10Claim it, old man, or I'll break you into 20s.
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