00:10Ah, the coffee is extra middle-of-the-road today.
00:14Thanks?
00:14The secret is that the coffee machine hasn't been cleaned for over 40 years.
00:19Uh, is that, like, safe?
00:20That's how diner coffee gets its robust flavor.
00:23And it's the main reason this place will never go out of business.
00:26Hot brown?
00:27I said hot brown!
00:28Who wants to come on down?
00:30For a free sample.
00:31Free sample?
00:32Free sample?
00:33Free?
00:34Free sample?
00:37So good!
00:39What is this?
00:41It's a dough dunk, made using a patented technique of fusing food,
00:45which netted me first prize on Meal Central Station's Foodie Food Wars, by the way.
00:49Huh, what's it a fusion of?
00:51It's a doughnut fused with coffee.
00:53Hmm, isn't that just dunking it?
00:55No!
00:55Who does she think she is?
00:57Waltzing up in here with her hot brown and her big cool boots.
01:01Come on, Eileen.
01:02Maybe she's nice.
01:04Her jib, Margaret.
01:06I don't like the cut of it.
01:08My name's Valencia, by the way.
01:09Nice to meet you, Valencia.
01:11Welcome to the neighborhood.
01:12My name's Margaret, and I work, well, here.
01:15Oh, that's so awesome.
01:16Margaret?
01:17By the way, everyone, if you leave this cafe and go to hot brown right now, you get half off
01:23my tasty little nugs.
01:25Don't get running out of here!
01:27Don't get running out of here!
01:28I'll see you girls later on.
01:30Or not!
01:31Well, that couldn't have gone worse.
01:34I told you.
01:35You can always tell by the jib.
01:38See, Eileen, look. It's just a dinky little pop-up.
01:41Wake up, Margaret. Pop-ups like these are how these things start. Popping up everywhere, taking down innocent shops like
01:47ours every day.
01:49What's going on here?
01:50Oh, hey, boss.
01:50Another pop-up?
01:51Wait, look. It's the cops!
01:53What is this ramshackle operation?
01:55You got a permit?
01:56No, but I got free samples.
01:59Well, I suppose we could sample freely.
02:03Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
02:06This building is all yours.
02:08No permit required.
02:10Gee, thanks so much, officers.
02:13Hot brown!
02:14Well, I'd give us a week.
02:16Ugh, what are we gonna do?
02:17I don't want the coffee shop to close. I need this paycheck.
02:21Same.
02:21Well, we can always rely on our regulars.
02:23Yeah, like Mordecai and Rigby.
02:25Hot brown!
02:26Gonna get us some hot brown!
02:29Et tu, Rigby?
02:30Maybe it is hopeless.
02:32No, enough moping around.
02:34We can save the shop and take down Hot Brown.
02:37We can be the masters of our own destiny.
02:39Yeah!
02:40Let's do it!
02:43Oh, jeez.
02:44We've never had this many customers.
02:46How'd they even set this place up so fast?
02:49It was a condemned building like 20 minutes ago.
02:51Ooh!
02:54How good could the food even be?
02:56An excellent question, which I intend to get to the bottom of.
02:59Wait, where's your disguise?
03:01Oh, right.
03:03Not what I was imagining, but I like the simplicity.
03:05Okay, yeah.
03:06I'm gonna get my dough dunk raised, glazed, and double dunked in hot brown.
03:10I'm going cake, chocolate, extra wet, and hot brown.
03:13I'm the coolest person in this line, so for me, it's gotta be bucket of holes, mega wet, and hot,
03:18hot, brown, brown.
03:19Man, everybody's going bonkers for this stuff.
03:21We gotta try it.
03:22Wait, look.
03:23An abandoned dough dunk.
03:25Let's go sneak a bite.
03:26Come on.
03:29Dough dunk, chief!
03:30We're not stealing.
03:31Someone just left it.
03:32No one would ever abandon a dough dunk.
03:35It was being given time to breathe.
03:36Any real hot brown customer would know that.
03:39Easy, Gregoire.
03:40I'll take it from here.
03:41Hi, girls.
03:43Unfortunately, hot brown has a strict no scavenging rule.
03:46However, if you wait around until we close up, we do let non-payers lick the dirty plates clean.
03:51We don't want your pity licks.
03:53We don't like fusion food.
03:55And we want you out of our neighborhood.
03:57I knew you weren't a real suffragist.
03:59Who's your friend?
04:02Our grit?
04:03Well, pre-dunked fusion food is the future, and there's nothing you can do to stop me.
04:12Hot brown.
04:13Hot brown!
04:17Enjoy the day olds, losers.
04:20Ugh!
04:21Stupid trendy Val and her stupid trendy pop-up.
04:24We can't just let her win.
04:26We might need to just bite the dough dunk on this one.
04:29No way.
04:30I am not giving up.
04:31No!
04:32I mean, actually eat a dough dunk to see what's so great about it.
04:35Margaret!
04:36You're a genius!
04:40Oh my gosh.
04:42It's so good.
04:44These are the day olds.
04:45I hate to taste the today youngs.
04:48If we're gonna beat out hot brown for good, we're gonna have to think bigger.
04:51Wait.
04:51I've got it.
04:52What if we made the perfect fusion food?
04:54Breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
04:56But how are we gonna do that?
04:58I don't know.
04:58Just fry them all into one big log.
05:04The ultimate fusion log.
05:06The ultimate fusion log.
05:07No time to taste test.
05:08We just have to make as many as we can for the next rush.
05:14Ugh!
05:16Hey!
05:17The dolts next door just made something that could threaten our business!
05:20Get over there and grab that recipe!
05:23We're culinary geniuses.
05:24Aren't we kind of above stealing another chef's recipes?
05:27Hot brown!
05:28No, no, no, not the industrial dishwasher!
05:30Ah!
05:33Anyone else believe in the value of artistic ownership?
05:37That's what I thought.
05:39I want that log!
05:41Wow, I can't believe these were so easy to make.
05:44These will save the coffee shop for sure.
05:46And now for the finishing touch.
05:49Dessert!
05:49Dessert!
05:51Uh, is it supposed to do that?
05:55Dessert!
05:56Dessert!
05:57What the heck is-
05:59Dessert!
05:59Dessert!
06:00Dessert!
06:01Dessert!
06:01Dessert!
06:03Where are we?
06:04Foolish mortals.
06:09Who are you?
06:10We are the goddesses of breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
06:15We demand you cease blazing this gastronomic path.
06:18What?
06:19The logs?
06:20No way.
06:20People are gonna love them.
06:22Yes.
06:22A little too much.
06:24And then it will replace all meals as we know it.
06:27Diners and coffee shops will be a thing of the past.
06:30Sounds good to us.
06:33Wait, who are you?
06:34We are the goddesses of fusion.
06:37Brunch.
06:38Linner.
06:39And Lupper.
06:39Margaret, Eileen, when my sisters and I see your logs, we see perfection.
06:45You will usher in a new age of eating.
06:48Like, continue on your log-based journey and fusion foods will finally have a chance to reign supreme!
06:55Plus, you'll be rich beyond your wildest dreams.
06:58What do we do?
06:58I mean, we did all of this to save the coffee shop.
07:01We can't just let it get destroyed.
07:03Well...
07:04We do only make minimum wage.
07:06That's true.
07:08But no!
07:08We gotta save the coffee shop!
07:10Sorry, ladies, but we can't do it.
07:12We agree with the classic goddesses.
07:14You have made the most important choice of your life.
07:18But know this.
07:19You must go back to your realm and destroy all of the fusion logs.
07:24No!
07:24You'll ruin everything!
07:26The logs must be preserved!
07:28Some things are the way they are for a reason.
07:30In fact!
07:31One.
07:31The logs must be preserved!
07:35Wait.
07:36Where'd they go?
07:37They've escaped!
07:38After them!
07:41Quick!
07:42To destroy those foul logs!
07:44Huh?
07:46Uh...
07:46No!
07:48She stole them while we were in the void!
07:50Welcome, everybody!
07:52I know you're all salivating to try my newest creation!
07:56Valencia!
07:57Stop!
07:58These logs are going to become so popular
08:00that they will end the concept of meals as we know it!
08:03This is just sad.
08:05You are so jealous of me, you just had to make up some ridiculous...
08:11Valencia!
08:12Oh!
08:12Quiet your screams, girl.
08:14We're allies to progress.
08:16We're here to protect the logs!
08:18Hey!
08:19There are those losers who are trying to stop our fusion food future!
08:23It's ready!
08:26That was too close!
08:29The regular meal goddesses!
08:31We prefer classic.
08:32And you three, step aside from those logs!
08:36Gutball!
08:37Ah!
08:38Nah!
08:41Hot chicken sandwich!
08:49Lock in, Margaret.
08:50It's time to trash these logs.
08:53Ah!
08:54Pass me another!
08:56Okay!
08:57Huh?
08:57Give me that log!
09:00No!
09:00All I need is a little taste so I can recreate it!
09:04No way! That's not even possible!
09:07Yes, it is! I have perfect flavor memory!
09:10Hey, Val! Recreate this!
09:17Oh, no, there's one left! Stop her!
09:29We did it!
09:30Wow, how touching.
09:32Hand over the log or face death by food.
09:35Any last words?
09:37How about a last meal?
09:40What?
09:41No!
09:42No!
09:48This isn't the future I envisioned.
09:51No, no!
09:57I might need a barf bucket.
09:58We owe you girls a debt of gratitude.
10:01You just saved cuisine as we know it.
10:05My love!
10:06You're not gonna let them get away with this, are you?
10:09Eh.
10:11Yeah, that was really gross.
10:12So we're kind of rethinking our whole vibe right now on fusion.
10:14Yeah.
10:15Bye!
10:17Fusion food is not gross!
10:20It's over, Valencia.
10:22No!
10:23Guys, come on.
10:24Let's make a new fusion!
10:26Right now!
10:27Like cold brown!
10:29How about cold brown?
10:31Cold brown!
10:33What did you just call it?
10:35Cold brown?
10:37Ow!
10:39Present food is so un-chic!
10:44You know, I'm kind of in the mood for some really decent middle-of-the-road diner coffee.
10:49Ugh.
10:51So then we got sucked up into this mysterious portal.
10:54And we met the council of the food goddesses?
10:56It was crazy!
10:57Man, I wish we got to do cool stuff like that.
11:07Yeah
11:08How you were.
11:09I'm pues a fan product.
11:15Hi地?irrel
11:16can continue having fun. We
11:16Ohh Yeah. Yes!
11:18my heart
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