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Everyone Is Doing Great Season 2 Episode 6
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00:18Call from Jason Rees, agent.
00:21Call from Jason Rees, agent.
00:24Call from Jason Rees, agent.
00:40Good morning, sir.
00:41Where are you?
00:43I'm at the beach.
00:44What?
00:44At the beach.
00:45On a Wednesday?
00:47Yeah, on a Wednesday, I'm working out.
00:49I'm going to meditate.
00:50That's funny.
00:52Hey, I got an audition for you for this afternoon.
00:54It's a comedy.
00:55Well, why so last minute?
00:57It's for picking Daisy.
00:59You weren't too sure about your history with you and Izzy, whether or not that would
01:02be an issue, all right?
01:03And they're also a little reluctant because you're not known for comedy.
01:06Hey, I pushed back hard on this one, man.
01:08I ensured them that you're the professional here.
01:10Any feelings that you have towards her are going to be set aside.
01:13Wait, what?
01:13I don't have any feelings for her.
01:15We broke up a long time ago.
01:16Oh, yeah, yeah.
01:17That's what I said.
01:18But they're struggling to find their guy, all right?
01:20And they ran it by Izzy, and she gave the okay.
01:22She did?
01:23There's no wiggle room on this one, man.
01:25So get your ass home and prepare.
01:26Yeah, all right, thanks.
01:30Jason.
01:31Jason?
01:41Oh.
01:44It's your lucky day.
01:46It's your lucky day.
01:48It's your lucky day.
02:09hello hi how are you i'm good yeah what's up i was just calling because i think i remember
02:16you saying you were gonna go see your parents today right so i just wanted to pass along my
02:21hellos because i miss those guys oh yeah yeah i know i totally will thanks are you excited to see
02:29them well i mean i'm a little bit nervous it's kind of weird you know i haven't seen them since
02:33rehab i feel like a little bit of a loser kind of a shitty son for not doing this sooner
02:38okay calm
02:39down princess that's ridiculous i know that they're excited to see you and they would definitely be
02:45proud of you yeah i guess i mean their son is a tiktok influencer now a tikt sorry a tiktok
02:51star it's all right relax no but seriously i mean take it from me i you're never gonna look back
02:58and
02:58and wish you spent less time with your parents so oh shit what fucking asshole stay in your fucking lane
03:05are you okay yeah i'm sorry i'm sorry some guy swerved into my lane um yeah no you you are
03:14totally
03:14right i i'm really grateful to still have them in my life so that's a good point can you please
03:20tell
03:20jay to say hello to his dad for me izzy said to say um hi oh i i heard i
03:27heard thanks izzy i'll uh
03:29i'll try to remember all right you ladies have a um a wonderful rest of your day thank you bye
03:35jay drive safe please thanks for the call
03:38jay drive safe please
03:52oh sorry i'm sorry i that's on me i should have said something no it's uh it's fine my co
03:59-workers prank me
03:59all the time so i'm just generally scared oh okay uh my name is ocean hi ocean can i do
04:08you
04:08what what can i please do you for yeah uh this is gonna sound really weird but i'm looking for
04:13raylene
04:14i was here last night and we hit it off i finally built up the courage to ask her out
04:19raylene moved
04:20i'm sorry i didn't catch that moved she moved where'd she move to to ayurveda but if you want to
04:31see the
04:31city i get off at nine
04:41awesome picking daisy jeff encourages her to hire him as her trainer telling the trainer he's got a gut
04:48it takes balls what the fuck i get it magic mike oh god damn it allow me to woo you
04:56over gifts
05:00talent trainer he's got a gut takes balls takes balls takes balls takes balls
05:08i'm having a hard time with this material man like i do i really want to get stuck playing this
05:13moron for five seasons look these kind of roles have been golden for a lot of actors
05:18okay look at joey from friends look at kramer look at uh johnny drama from entourage come on
05:23yeah but that's like a best case scenario there's like a lot of downside here what if it doesn't
05:28pan out perfectly what downside a steady fucking paycheck i don't know like a
05:33fucking catchphrase or something besides my career missions don't really align with kramers
05:38or dramas well whether they align perfectly or not it's up to you right the performer you know
05:44they're going to try to get me to go shirtless every other episode hey bud you want to break
05:48into comedy take your shirt off and walk in there like you own the place you've got to start
05:52somewhere what am i saying it's a series regular now get the in there pretty
05:56boy you got hair on your chest what do you have hair on your chest courage is not the issue
06:03here man
06:04i mean actual hair yeah shave it off
06:18i think i would still go accent over that frenchie was great until he wouldn't shut the
06:24fuck up if you know what i mean it got very intense very quickly oh baby how is that you
06:30like that baby
06:31oh my beautiful like not your fucking baby no did we go on a little bit of a tear yes
06:36yes did we
06:37need to go on a little tear yes yes also yes but now out of our systems yes exactly you're
06:43working
06:43i'm working in a hot second i've i've found a couple places that might be good for me to really
06:47yeah you're auditioning again already certainly am i'm trying to you know regain control and i think
06:53that's all you can do ladies ladies thank you so much for coming today i have the best thing for
06:59you
07:00the compost it is so fresh today huh here you go oh we we thought that we would maybe do
07:06some of
07:07the like mulching well because we were here last weekend remember and we did the the compost stickers
07:13last week so we will the mulch yeah you want to do the mulch yeah get into the mulch it's
07:19done for the day but
07:21the compost is your best friend today huh i will take this ladies have fun most of all thank you
07:28so
07:28much oh oh dude i'm gonna have to dip excuse me yeah i gotta dip i'm gonna go help seth
07:35with his picking daisy tape
07:37now yeah yeah because his tapes today so he's gotta he's gotta he's gotta get this sorted hey how
07:43about we just complete this task together as originally planned and then i drop you at sets
07:49lift is three minutes away love you bye have fun what thank you i don't have keys so i'll give
07:55you a call
07:56oh oh there you go please do not over fail huh okay fun lots of fun thanks guys
08:05love you
08:12hey ricky
08:16richard dick dick davis
08:25hey how are you buddy i only took five five six times that's all right that's all right how's work
08:30going oh god you know it's backlogged the materials are six months behind and when they when they finally
08:37show up the dimensions are off it's just ridiculous but yeah yeah well hey you know the offer is always
08:44on the table if things are ever slow or you just want to come up here and hang with your
08:48old man get
08:49you on the crew put you to work get those hands dirty huh some fresh air yeah you boys are
08:54happy
08:55boys right i'm a little busy right now just like moving into my place and stuff but maybe in the
09:00next
09:00next few months but um i'll definitely definitely let you know you can do that okay great yeah
09:10um how's the um how's the coming along well i'm not doing it anymore good yeah i mean it's
09:21still there a little bit it's kind of like every time i'm watching a movie or something and the
09:25characters are partying or drinking or you know i just think god i could just do that so easily like
09:31i just get up one last time and yeah no one would ever know you know yeah i mean it's
09:39just like a
09:39daydream yeah i know your limits yeah oh shit i didn't even are you okay with me oh yeah yeah
09:47go
09:47ahead yeah i was gonna ask um do you ever have trouble with anger issues or anything like that
09:53why what's going on since i get sober uh i don't know where it's coming from but the smallest things
09:58will
09:59just break me really like i don't know why it's happening so i just was wondering if i don't know
10:05you definitely didn't get it from me but god that takes me back i remember when you were a kid
10:10playing
10:10basketball at the y jeez every time you threw up a brick you would lose your shit oh my god
10:18you had
10:18smoke coming out of your ears you know the rest of the team fall back on defense you'd strut down
10:23to
10:23half court you'd be like i remember thinking that boy's gonna be an actor he's a drama queen i
10:29turned to your mom said there you go honey you got the daughter you always wanted what about that
10:35time you sharted in cub scouts i'm gonna leave you my card i don't expect you to call me but
10:43i do
10:43expect a gift oh so we're on gift terms already if you want to say yes to me now allow
10:49me to woo you over
10:50gift the sweetest
10:58so yeah it's um um so yeah yeah yeah yeah it's good okay nice yeah i'm trying to um keep
11:09it kind of
11:09subtle and make sure that there's layers to the character you know are you are you kind of getting
11:16any of that yeah or with this one you can not intellectualize it too much that's not going to be
11:24like falling into any sort of a trap no because i feel like a lot of you know sitcom acting
11:29it's just
11:29like the guy's like a one-note dummy he's just this moron and it's one dimensional i don't want to
11:34do that
11:34right sure so i was exactly the same as you before starting this and i also thought that sitcom acting
11:41was not real acting but but if you watch the legends of sitcom acting they are acting their tits
11:50off they buy in at this emotional level and they really push it to an extreme it's that disconnect
11:57between what the audience thinks they're getting and then what they do get which creates that comedy
12:01so it's just it's this art form and this like push and pull if that makes sense
12:10no it does yeah yeah it actually makes a lot of sense yeah uh-huh yeah i didn't mean to
12:17sorry put
12:18it down i wasn't trying to it is acting no i i don't think you're putting down at all i
12:22just think
12:22it's a little known fact and i think i'm like seeing like major light bulbs go off right now in
12:28fact we're getting up we're getting up we're doing we're doing a standing yeah this is what we're
12:31doing um yes good yeah energy's already flowing much better okay good it feels nice yeah and you
12:42don't think that you know because i'm not super jacked or like ripped guy like it's okay you look
12:48great trust me okay thanks you look great too yeah i think they had quite a few people drop out
12:56this
12:56weekend you know easy just bailed so thank you for coming and helping out the farm they need all the
13:02help they can get i can see that stick them on the side there is what i've been doing all
13:07right um so
13:08how's work going uh you know it's interesting yeah trisha you're filling my replacement uh let's say fill in
13:18for now okay she's one of these method actors stays in character all day yikes our first lunch
13:23together she told me this horrific story about how her father was an alcoholic and fell asleep on
13:29the train tracks got run over by locomotive really tragic come to find out it was her character's
13:33backstory her parents are actually well and fine married happily living in peoria illinois so wow
13:40she's something else she'll warm up i'm sure you'll love her eventually yeah i don't i don't think
13:47anybody's gonna compare to you that's very nice how are you doing i'm doing good you working on
13:54anything working on up top oh right yeah well actually i got a i got an offer to do a
14:02one of
14:02those fan conventions for eternal but i turned it down i don't know oh really those are a lot of
14:08fun
14:08you think yeah i used to go with mobile castmates my old show you know they fly you out for
14:13free give
14:13you a bunch of money nice hotel hang out with the fans it's fun plus it's it's fun to get
14:19reunited
14:20with your old cast you know yeah i didn't really think of it like that before michael it could be
14:25good michael nikoli oh my goodness oh you gotta be no way bring it in oh my god come on
14:37last time i saw you
14:39was in akra kubasi's kids oh my god hey i spent some time over in ghana for three months uh
14:46helping
14:47rebuild schools and stuff mostly him no come on oh my god dang i can't believe it who's who's your
14:53friend who is this oh this is this is andrea hi i'm andrea yes yes yes yeah yeah you're doing
15:00great
15:00work oh thank you oh my goodness look at you okay i'm just gonna to answer your last question um
15:09i
15:10don't have any chronic medical conditions um i mean i have a bit of eczema lotion usually pairs that up
15:17um yeah anyways thank you for booking and uh yeah appreciate it remember love is eternal
15:25hey mom hey oh so good to see you let me see that face
15:37now i recognize you what took you so long to come see me i don't have an excuse i'm terrible
15:42i'm sorry
15:43well you're here now and look at you you look great do i yeah and it looks like you're eating
15:48the
15:48salads this is the recipe that i sent you yeah that's really helped my energy levels yeah yeah
15:53we're done if you guys want to play oh yes thank you you're playing with me come on right now
16:00yes like old times oh i'm wearing my jean shorts mom that's okay yeah but you know that i i
16:06chafe
16:11they're too constricting mom i like the boxers you know tell me you're wearing something
16:17i really want grandkids don't leave me without grandkids okay mom i won't give you without i'm
16:22good i'm supported okay well then now before they get the court all right okay all right the pedals
16:27are over here all right but what about don't they want to play
16:56are you kidding me mom he is a tv star i have to protect him and he's carrying my future
17:03tv stars in
17:04there do you get it right where you aimed right there what's your problem what's your problem
17:15what jeremy davis i'm sorry okay i'm gonna leave you my card i don't expect a call
17:23but i do expect a gift oh so we're on gift terms already if you won't say yes to me
17:29now
17:31allow me to woo you over a gift the sweetest
17:39yes so much good stuff cool the beginning all that new stuff you're finding every time as well
17:44yeah just let you run oh i do feel like i'm a little more in my body 100 out of
17:50the head it's
17:51really good i'm super impressed thank you i mean this is it's all you no it's really not it is
17:56you
17:56honestly this is all you this doesn't happen without you here seriously and i feel like
18:01we should maybe address a little bit of the elephant in the room my god what are you okay with
18:09this am i here yes you are but but what obviously you're just getting out of your engagement and we
18:19have our history so i just want to make sure that you're comfortable with all this i mean i'm stepping
18:25into your world oh it's super gracious of you and i appreciate the thought but i think i'm actually
18:33pretty good i cried yesterday because i saw an old man eating a sandwich by himself but other than
18:40that i think i'm actually feeling a lot of relief and i think that it was the right thing to
18:45do and i feel
18:46feel good as far as you and i go we'd just be working together i mean it's not like we're
18:55gonna
18:56fuck right
19:04it's that face what that face that's what's gonna book you this job that what was i doing that face
19:12it's like wanna smile but you're also terrified you're amazing and you're gonna do amazing today
19:20but this this guy probably needs to be swapped out oh yeah yeah that's um i should change this before
19:27i go in there darker shirt maybe okay good call all right but thank you honestly so much like you're
19:32really good at this have you ever thought about directing an episode
19:38no i haven't are you ready okay you can do it you ready am i going
19:50perfect whack did you see that i did it was amazing i'm a natural you're a natural
19:57we're uh what you've been doing oh i just got off my reps you got me kind of jazzed about
20:02the
20:03idea of that convention so i just they're on it they're all over yeah already yeah with the eternal
20:08cast yeah cool yeah you kind of sold it to me so i just thought i'd jump on it i
20:14did didn't i yeah yeah
20:16well just you know um make sure that's really what you want to do i mean you know make sure
20:23let's uh you know check all your boxes oh for sure for sure i mean it's not it's not
20:27in stone yet but i think you made it sound fun yeah yeah okay would would you have dinner with
20:40me
20:41the two of us my place i'll cook for dinner for us
20:48what is this hesitation why have you not said yes um oh do you know who you are standing next
20:57to
20:57oh come on i do yeah this man right here is a legend if i were naked right now no
21:06clothing he would
21:07give me everything off his back and his shoes too listen to me listen there is a saying in nigeria
21:15when a ripe fruit sees an honest man it drops huh
21:25let me um i like that saying let me walk it back a little bit i don't mean for it
21:31to sound like a date
21:32i'm just tired of cooking for myself it'd be nice to cook for someone else too
21:39and i miss you i miss you too oh let's do it i would love to thank you one double
21:48shift
21:52let's do it let's do it what are you thinking
22:00let's do it
22:02let's do it
22:19Well, this is nice, Mom.
22:22Isn't it? I love it.
22:23I am so happy here.
22:25Peaceful and busy.
22:27My investment properties are doing great.
22:30I'm also managing Andrea's condo in Palm Springs, as you know.
22:34Yeah.
22:34And that has appreciated like crazy.
22:37Has it?
22:37Oh, the market is nuts.
22:38It is, huh?
22:39Yeah.
22:40That's awesome.
22:41That's awesome.
22:42She says hi, by the way.
22:44She misses you guys.
22:46Do you see her?
22:46I mean...
22:47Yeah.
22:48We talk.
22:49I mean, things are much better now than they were.
22:51But, um, we're friends.
22:54Friends?
22:56Yeah, friends.
22:57Hi, Jeremy.
22:58Right now, I'm just trying to stay the course.
23:01You know, focus on the sobriety, and hopefully that leads to good things.
23:06Mijo, I'm glad you stopped drinking.
23:08You were never a good drunk.
23:10Nope.
23:11No, and neither was your father, and you got that from him.
23:14Okay.
23:15Fair enough.
23:16Do you remember how competitive you used to be?
23:19And you had fire, and you had all this drive.
23:21I just want to see that fire.
23:23The passion, the fire that you got from your mamita.
23:26Yeah.
23:27Mijo, do you think you'll get that back?
23:29You know, I don't really think it ever left, to be honest.
23:33I think it's still there.
23:34I just, uh, need to find a healthy way to channel it.
23:38I'm really proud of you, Jeremy.
23:42Thank you, Mom.
23:43I appreciate that.
23:45Now, let's get the ladder.
23:47Because I have decorations, and I have two boxes that I cannot lift, and there's a photo album that I
23:53want you to see.
23:53Oh, come on.
23:54Okay, wow.
23:55All right.
23:56Real reason for my visits revealed.
23:59Telling a trainer he's got a gut.
24:01Takes balls.
24:01All right.
24:03I get it, Magic Mike.
24:05If you want to say yes to me now, allow me to woo you over gifts.
24:08The sweetest.
24:13That was so good.
24:14Yeah.
24:15That was great.
24:16I don't have any adjustments.
24:18Um, but there is one thing.
24:21Can I get a photo of you shirtless?
24:24Yeah.
24:24Oh, yeah, yeah.
24:25I can hear.
24:26And.
24:28Woo.
24:29Okay.
24:29In character.
24:31Did you shave?
24:32Yeah.
24:32We can, if you want to let him know, like a note, I just, yeah, that won't be there in
24:36a week.
24:37Okay, great.
24:37One, two, flex.
24:41Um.
24:42You know what?
24:43Should I do a couple of pushups real quick?
24:44A couple of pushups.
24:45I was going to say, but I didn't want to.
24:46Yeah, get a little pump, and be right back.
24:51Well, yeah.
24:52Is the creator going to see it?
24:53The creator's going to see it.
24:55Yes!
24:57Yes!
24:59Sorry, I.
25:00I messed it up too fast.
25:02Okay, take, take your time.
25:03Take a deep breath.
25:05I'm okay.
25:06Okay.
25:07Okay, now we're good.
25:08You're good?
25:08Sorry, yeah.
25:09Now one, two, flex.
25:13Great, I think we got it.
25:14Cool.
25:15Thank you so much for making our jobs easier.
25:17Yeah.
25:18Oh, there you go.
25:19All right.
25:20See you guys again?
25:21Maybe with a little less clothing.
25:22Oh.
25:23Should you be still looking?
25:24Is that a promise?
25:25Ha ha ha.
25:27But thank you.
25:27Appreciate it.
25:44Hey, Seth.
25:47Hey.
25:48Hey.
25:49Hi.
25:50I never do this, but that was really fun, and I think you're great.
25:58And would you want to hang out?
26:02Sure.
26:02Yes.
26:03I would love to.
26:04Do you want to hang out right now?
26:04Well, I can't now.
26:05I have to go back into the session.
26:07Right.
26:07Right.
26:07My sister is the casting director.
26:10Oh, okay.
26:10I'm just filling in, so it's not a conflict of interest or anything like that, and I know
26:16of your work, but I'm not like a super fan.
26:18This feels really creepy, doesn't it?
26:20I'm so sorry.
26:20No, you're fine.
26:21Like, honestly, that was one of my best reads ever.
26:24Half of that was you.
26:25So.
26:26Great.
26:27Yeah.
26:28Should I put my info?
26:30Right.
26:30Yeah, yeah, yeah.
26:31Um, here.
26:32There you go.
26:34Great.
26:37So, was it the, um, shirtless dancing?
26:41No, I just, um, I thought we had a really great connection, and I liked her personality.
26:47Here you go.
26:51Amber.
26:51Yes.
26:53Amber is the color of your energy.
26:55Incubus.
26:55No, it's actually 311.
26:57Right.
26:58Yeah.
26:59That's what I meant.
27:00I'm sure they toured a lot together.
27:01Yeah.
27:02Um, I guess I'll hear from you soon?
27:04Yeah.
27:04Or, bye.
27:05Bye.
27:06Sorry.
27:06I'll text you.
27:08Talk to you soon.
27:10Bye.
27:46Hey.
27:47Um, it's me.
27:48Uh, Jeremy.
27:49It's Jeremy.
27:50Yeah, I just, um, I wanted to give you a call
27:52because, uh, you were right, again.
27:57Hang on a second.
27:58So thank you for the words of encouragement.
28:00Good God! I was like, what kind of walks like that?
28:02Yeah, I was thinking maybe we could get together sometime
28:05and just catch up.
28:07I'm pretty wide open these days, so, um...
28:10This is actually, uh, no, this is actually
28:12from the hills of Santa Clarita.
28:15But I'm just...
28:16Look, I, uh...
28:20This is just, this is all...
28:22Hey, I'm...
28:24I know I've been kind of all over the place.
28:27It's been a pretty shitty time,
28:28but it really means the world that you've been there for me.
28:32I don't take it for granted, and...
28:36Yeah. Thank you.
28:44Yeah, it would just be really great to see you.
28:46So, um, give me a shout.
28:49Um, give me a call.
28:51Okay. I, I hope you have a really great night.
28:54Um, all right, bye, Andrea.
28:56I know it goes wherever you are.
28:57And...
28:58I, I...
29:10I, I, I...
29:14You, I...
29:20I, I, I...
29:23I, I...
29:25I, I, I, I, I...
29:26I, I, I, I.
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