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Everyone Is Doing Great Season 2 Episode 5
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00:06Wow man, thank you, right on time, oh me, wait, yes, that's for you, oh thank you, oh is that
00:15my ring light, uh yeah that just came, are you uh, are you doing audition tapes or what's up, oh
00:23no those are for my uh, my uh cameos, yeah, I'm getting some negative feedback on like my images,
00:29quality, so, oh look at that, listen to a little feedback, you're like a regular uh, charlie d'anilio, it's
00:36a similar thing, I'm trying to, she puts forth a really good product and I want to put forth a
00:39really good product, so, you should do um, some audition tapes with it too, you know, you ever thought about
00:44that, oh, I almost forgot, something here, what the fuck is this, get me a gift, I know that you've
00:55been having kind of a hard time lately, you know, getting over Sarah hasn't been easy,
00:59I know that it was really rough, having to finally unfollow her on Instagram, um, so, this, you did unfollow
01:07her, right, yeah, seriously, yeah, dude, totally, did you unfollow her from any other accounts?
01:20Sarah knows that I unfollowed her from Seth Stewart, so, like, she already knows I don't even care anymore, this
01:25is about what you know, okay, you don't need to know that she's been doing squat training in the
01:29results are incredible, do you follow her?
01:32it doesn't matter if I follow her, okay, she didn't dump me, and anyways, you're my friend, the point is,
01:36I got you this, because I'm proud of you, I wanted to get you something to remind you of who
01:41you are, because tonight's a big night, you know, stand-up routine, we've been working really hard on it, so,
01:50yep,
01:53knife,
01:53a knife with multiple blades,
01:56yeah, it's, uh, wow,
01:57for my friend, who can do it all,
01:59that's very sweet of you, I, I appreciate it, I mean,
02:01yeah, man,
02:02honestly, thank you for everything, man, I mean, letting me crash at your place now, and just making this whole,
02:06like, breakup landing,
02:07oh,
02:08a lot softer,
02:09I'm just returning the favor,
02:10you know what, I actually, I need to go run it by, uh, Andrew and Izzy, they're gonna listen to
02:14it before I do the show tonight,
02:15that's a good idea,
02:16so,
02:16no, no, no, no, no, I got it, I got it, I got it, I'll clean it, I can clear
02:19it, at least,
02:20I got all this, man, just relax,
02:29Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm.
02:52Alexa, tell me about mental health.
02:55Mental health encompasses emotional, psychological, and social well-being,
03:00influencing cognition, perception, and behavior.
03:04It likewise determines how an individual handles stress,
03:07interpersonal relationships, and decision-making.
03:10Mental health includes subjective well-being, perceived self-efficacy, autonomy, competence,
03:17intergenerational dependence, and self-actualization of one's intellectual and emotional potential, among others.
03:26Good morning.
03:28Good morning.
03:30Last night was fun, huh?
03:34There's an amazing café right down here.
03:37I've been to it.
03:39But I didn't tell you the name.
03:42Good morning.
03:44Bonjour.
03:46We up for some breakfast?
03:50Yeah.
03:50I already asked her if she said no.
03:53No, it's the most important meal of the day.
03:56Why wouldn't you want to have breakfast?
03:58Oh, no.
03:59Oh, you're so sweet.
04:00You really are.
04:01We've actually got an incredibly busy day that starts right now.
04:05So, um...
04:06Are you sure?
04:07I'm very sure.
04:08Thank you, though.
04:08You really are.
04:09If you want us to hear, I can make something.
04:11Oh, no.
04:11I'm moving back to Australia.
04:12That's okay.
04:13I actually don't.
04:14I'm probably not going to eat anything.
04:16I'm good.
04:17Okay.
04:17You were so lovely to meet you.
04:19If you can just close the gate.
04:20The gate.
04:21Yeah, the gate.
04:22C'est travers.
04:23Bon voyage.
04:24Bonjour.
04:25Yep.
04:26Two egg and bacon rolls.
04:28They're coming.
04:29They're going to buzz soon.
04:30And you're going...
04:31Yes.
04:33Oh, God.
04:34That's just heaven.
04:35Will you just listen out for that?
04:37Oh, God.
04:39Oh, God.
04:53Oh, God.
04:56Oh, God.
05:07Yes.
05:08Oh, jeez.
05:10Dude.
05:15food.
05:36People always talk about shitting your pants like it's a bad thing.
05:40No one talks about where it's a good time to shit your pants like Buddhist temple.
05:48No judgment. I'm Seth Stewart and now I know why my girlfriend broke up with me. Thank you all.
06:00That's good. I just don't know sometimes if I'm gonna laugh at the wrong time.
06:04I just get worried about that. Well, people usually just laugh when they find something funny.
06:09It's good.
06:10Is that exactly how you're gonna, how you're gonna do it?
06:14Yeah, it is.
06:15I think it's great.
06:16It's about the crowd, right? It's about the energy. It's about drunken people having a good time and not, you
06:22know, hungover.
06:23Drunken people.
06:23Oh, I'm gonna shit my pants, aren't I?
06:25No, no, no, no.
06:26I'm gonna throw you a party. I'm gonna host the after party. Would you like that?
06:30I honestly, I'm gonna want to drink heavily after this.
06:32Yeah, that's what I would. I'm gonna, I'm gonna whip this place up and we're gonna
06:35celebrate because it's gonna be a roaring success.
06:37Yeah.
06:37That's nice of you.
06:38Seth, Izzy's better with this, so I'm gonna leave you to it. But you, bold. Bold choices,
06:43Seth. You just go in there and you own it and stick to it, okay? I believe in you, man.
06:50I believe in you. I've always believed in you.
06:54Yeah.
06:54I appreciate it.
06:55It's good. It's good. It's funny.
06:56Isn't this all a bold choice?
06:59Yes.
06:59I'm sorry to put you through this.
07:01No, I'm sorry that we're so shit right now.
07:04Is it just because you guys are hungover?
07:06Yes, very much so.
07:07Okay.
07:08So, but, um, like, what feedback are you working with at the moment?
07:12Uh, I told a couple jokes to Jeremy.
07:16Yeah?
07:16Mm-hmm.
07:17He didn't really have much in the way of words.
07:20Yeah, he just kind of stared at me.
07:22But then, like, um, uh, sorry, what's your girlfriend's name? What's her name?
07:29I'm blanking on it. I'm sorry. That's so rude.
07:32Sarah.
07:33Sarah. Yeah.
07:33So, I mean, Sarah would be a fantastic, objective opinion.
07:37But she's not my girlfriend anymore. That's why...
07:41Oh, that was true.
07:43That part's true, yeah.
07:45Oh.
07:46I'm sorry.
07:48Put her on her own ship and let her sail.
07:52Although, I didn't bring up with her. She broke up with me.
07:56Oh.
07:56But, hey, um, I'm sorry about all of her.
08:00Yeah.
08:00What the fuck?
08:01Yeah, what the fuck? How did you know?
08:04Well, I just, I just heard the engagement's no longer.
08:07Oh, that's it?
08:08Yeah.
08:09I saw you.
08:09Are you...
08:10There's like...
08:11Never mind.
08:12Yep. Same thing.
08:14Better off without.
08:16That's what I think.
08:18Well, listen.
08:19For real.
08:20I'm so proud of you.
08:22You literally couldn't pay me any amount of money to do what you're doing.
08:25And I'm really impressed.
08:27And I think it's going to be hilarious because you're still, like, the funniest person I've ever met.
08:31And so, I think at this point, all you need is just some, like, really objective feedback.
08:38Hmm.
08:39Yeah.
08:39It's like brutal honesty from someone.
08:43You know what?
08:44I think I know just the person.
08:47Yeah?
08:53Okay, so, don't tell me, but I'm going to be...
08:55Please, please.
08:56Yeah, I just sent you my location.
08:57So, if you don't hear from me in, like, 45 minutes, please call the cops, because I'm probably dead at
09:02his house.
09:04Yeah.
09:05All right, bye-bye.
09:06No, no, no, no, no.
09:10No, no, it's too much.
09:19Hey, what's up?
09:20How you doing?
09:21How's it going?
09:21Yeah, come on in.
09:22Thanks for coming over.
09:23Of course.
09:24It's a new place.
09:27So-so, yeah, yeah, yeah.
09:28I've been here for a while.
09:31I don't want to take up too much of your time.
09:33So, yeah, we could just get right to it.
09:35If you want to come back here to the master bedroom.
09:39Oh, is that where you're...
09:41Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah.
09:43That's where the studio is.
09:44It's in your room.
09:45Yeah, yeah.
09:46You know, the stool.
09:46I went with, like, a stool, because it doesn't have a back.
09:48So, you can sort of see more of the background, you know?
09:50Right.
09:51So, you can see, like, your old face with your face now.
09:54Like, right there.
09:56It's a choice.
09:57I mean...
09:58Yes, take a look.
09:59Take a look.
10:00You know, I'm going to be really honest.
10:02I want to say I see potential, but this is just, like, really sad.
10:06I don't really know what it is you're trying to convey.
10:08Like, I don't know what the brand is.
10:09I don't know what, like...
10:10Okay, okay.
10:11A little bit more about, like, what I'm working with.
10:13I've got a tripod, and then I've got a couple ring lights that...
10:16Well, I'm working out the ring light thing, but...
10:18Okay, I'm sorry.
10:18Did you say tripod?
10:20What is this for?
10:21Right now, it's for my cameos, because...
10:23Do people even use Cameo anymore?
10:24Oh, I make pretty good money.
10:26Yeah, yeah, definitely.
10:27I mean...
10:27I mean, there's a lot of people on there.
10:29Brian Cox is on there.
10:30Connie Breton is on there.
10:33Um...
10:33I think if you want to make, like, real money, you might want to use, like, TikTok.
10:37We're going to get rid of the tripod, and we're going to go with this.
10:40This is more of a handheld kind of thing.
10:42It's what everyone's using on TikTok.
10:44Oh, is that what that is?
10:45That's my own invention, so...
10:47Can I touch it?
10:48Can I touch it?
10:49Yeah, sure.
10:50Just sit here lightly.
10:51Uh, what's your email?
10:53Uh, Jeremy...
10:55D...
10:578...
10:581.
11:00So, for the year you were born?
11:02No.
11:20Oh, you know, everybody.
11:31Come on.
11:34Please go back.
11:35Yeah.
11:41That definitely doesn't even matter.
11:42Bye-bye, pessoal.
11:42Well, I'm sorry.
11:42Bye-bye, mom.
11:42Bye-bye.
11:42Bye-bye.
11:47Bye-bye.
12:35Yeah, okay.
12:37You maniac.
12:39All right, yeah, have fun in Albuquerque.
12:40I'll call you later.
12:41Be sure to go to that steak, the steakhouse.
12:43It's at the back of a liquor store.
12:45Trust me, it's fantastic.
12:47Trust me, it's great.
12:48All right, bye.
12:51Phil.
12:52Seth Stewart.
12:54You bastards.
12:55Good to see you, man.
12:56Son of a bitch.
12:57All right, I need your help.
12:58Okay, what is it?
12:59Jumping into some stand-up comedy.
13:01Oof.
13:01I'm just doing like a one-time show on an open mic night,
13:04and I was hoping that maybe you could take a look at what I'm doing here.
13:08You have to do this, or is this optional?
13:11I have to do it.
13:11Really?
13:13Shoot.
13:13Look, I've been practicing a lot.
13:15I've been doing a lot of writing.
13:16I make myself laugh from time to time, so I feel like that's probably a good thing.
13:19All right, let's do it.
13:22Do you have a cigarette?
13:24No, sorry.
13:25That's okay.
13:25I got some right here.
13:26So my girlfriend broke up with me.
13:29You know, last time I saw her...
13:30There's a lot of smiling.
13:31It feels like you're begging for me to enjoy your performance.
13:34Look, I got a lot of notes.
13:36I don't need to see the rest of it.
13:37Look.
13:38What did you see?
13:39Stop talking.
13:40I'm willing to help you under two conditions.
13:42A, you are 100% fully committed.
13:46B, I need you to taper my neckline.
13:48I got some spoolie-oolies back there.
13:50I just can't reach them.
13:50I need some help.
13:51Okay, so like a buzzer?
13:53Straight blade razor.
13:54I've never used one of those before.
13:56Here's the deal.
13:57I don't trust you.
13:58I never have.
13:59So I'm giving you complete control over me.
14:02Look, you're the master.
14:04I'm the apprentice here.
14:05So whatever you think I should be doing better with that, I'll do it.
14:10Let's get weird.
14:12Okay.
14:13That's good.
14:14That's great.
14:15All right.
14:16Don't be shy back there.
14:17Hello, everyone.
14:18I am Seth Stewart.
14:19I am not a...
14:20Is this part...
14:20Are you doing it?
14:21Is this the thing?
14:22Yeah.
14:22That's it?
14:23Yeah.
14:23Let's start again.
14:24Start again.
14:24What's up, everybody?
14:25I am Seth Stewart.
14:27No, no, no.
14:27Let's start again.
14:28Can you do less?
14:29Less.
14:30I am not a comic, but I do have childhood drama.
14:36Okay.
14:36All right.
14:36Let's keep coping.
14:37It's starting to play.
14:38Squats in here.
14:39Get fired up.
14:42My agent's here tonight.
14:43That's not funny.
14:44You suck.
14:45Good.
14:45All right.
14:45Let's start again.
14:45Let's try it again.
14:46One more time.
14:46Say it like you're a 1930s radio announcer.
14:48Hey, everybody.
14:49I'm Seth Stewart.
14:51The tongue.
14:51Use the tongue.
14:52I do have childhood trauma.
14:53I'm Seth Stewart.
14:55I'm Seth Stewart.
14:55A little bit of childhood trauma.
14:57A little bit of childhood trauma.
14:58What kind of underwear are you wearing?
15:00Boxers.
15:00Boxers?
15:01Seth, look at my penis.
15:03Put on some tighty-whities, Seth.
15:06Give me your underwear.
15:06Take off your pants in front of me.
15:09Yeah.
15:10Yeah.
15:11Okay.
15:11You feel it?
15:12Yeah, you feel it.
15:14Yeah.
15:14Right now, right?
15:15I got to go.
15:16Let me tell you something real quick, okay?
15:18Say, are you focused?
15:18Are you present?
15:19Yeah.
15:19It doesn't matter if you fuck this whole thing up.
15:21If you fail, if you bomb, it doesn't matter.
15:24It's better to live a life of humiliation than to have a death with dignity.
15:29Gary Busey told me that.
15:31I got to go.
15:37Phil.
15:38Yeah?
15:39My underwear.
15:39Yeah.
15:40I'm just going to keep these.
15:41Is that cool?
15:44Okay.
15:47Is that what Botox looks like?
15:49Turn to me.
15:49Oh, my God.
15:50Turn to me.
15:51This is...
15:52Is this non-toxic?
15:54I'm...
15:54I mean, it's your tape, honey.
15:55Tell me.
15:56No, it's not working.
15:57I'm just going to...
15:59I can't...
16:00I can't figure this out.
16:01I just can't.
16:01There's something...
16:02It's just not working, and I can't...
16:03Oh, careful with that.
16:04Sorry about that.
16:05You all right?
16:07Sorry about...
16:08Yeah.
16:11Okay.
16:12I recently got sober, and as it turns out, I have a bit of a temper.
16:19But, you know, it's really just my own stuff.
16:23You know, I'm not like a violent person or anything like that, so it's not really anything to worry about.
16:27Listen, sobriety's hard.
16:29Honestly, congrats.
16:30It's...
16:30That's huge.
16:31Thanks.
16:32Yeah.
16:32Okay.
16:33I'm not a fucking therapist, but it seems to me like the anger issues are coming from somewhere.
16:37So, I don't know.
16:38You've got to do a little soul-searching or something.
16:40Figure out how to deal with it, because otherwise, it's just going to consume you.
16:47Do you want to go to a comedy show tonight?
16:50Sorry, what?
16:51My friend, he's just doing, like, five minutes of stand-up comedy, and...
16:55I'm good.
16:57Oh, no?
16:58No.
16:59Okay.
17:00Like, okay, cool.
17:09Hey!
17:15Jesus, fuck me, man!
17:17Sorry.
17:18I'm on edge, huh?
17:19I'm a little nervous, but I'm ready to go.
17:21I didn't think you were actually going to go through with this.
17:23Are you kidding?
17:24What?
17:25I'm doing this for you.
17:26You don't actually have to go up there.
17:28No, no, I...
17:28This is funny enough, all right?
17:31I'm going, yeah.
17:32You just make sure you can listen and find a seat where you can see everything, because I'm going to
17:35prove your ass wrong.
17:35I'm going to record it.
17:37For what?
17:38My phone.
17:39No, no, no, no, you're not.
17:40We don't have any footage of you.
17:41We have nothing.
17:42Footage for what?
17:43Submit to casting directors.
17:44Come on.
17:45Submitting this to casting directors?
17:46This is just for you.
17:47This is to prove you wrong, and then we go to casting directors and say, yes, I have a client
17:50that can be funny.
17:51Oh, okay.
17:52Well, go knock them dead, all right?
17:54Hey, and good fucking call on the obscure venue.
17:56What the fuck is this place?
17:58Knock them dead, funny boy.
18:03Fuck.
18:04How do you spell nostalgia?
18:06N-U-S-T...
18:07It's not you.
18:10N-O-S-T-A-L-G-I-A.
18:14Ah, okay.
18:16What are you doing?
18:18Uh, TikTok.
18:19TikTok?
18:20Yeah.
18:21Allie made it for me, actually.
18:23She's helping me with all this social media stuff.
18:25Check it out.
18:26We cross-pollinated for, um, engagements.
18:30Is that the Disney cheat from Izzy's party?
18:35You two, uh, like a thing now, or...?
18:37No, we're not a thing.
18:40She just helped me make a post, and, you know, whatever.
18:44Who cares?
18:44What if it is a thing?
18:46You gotta get back out there sometime, right?
18:48Izzy, right?
18:52What's up, guys?
18:53Welcome to the Best Damn Comedy Show!
18:57Yeah!
18:57We got a couple celebrities here.
18:59The Eternal Boys are here.
19:00They're poor now.
19:01They're not doing much.
19:04Okay, no one cares.
19:05Perfect, yeah.
19:06And, guys, it's that time.
19:07About to bring the man of the hour, guys.
19:08Star-clap around for Seth Stewart!
19:10Let him hear it!
19:11Woo!
19:12Woo!
19:13Come on, guys!
19:14Woo!
19:16Woo!
19:17Um, shh, shh.
19:21Hmm?
19:28Hmm?
19:28Huh?
19:33Ah.
19:36All right, you guys have a good night tonight.
19:39Just kidding.
19:42Probably have seen me on Eternal, perhaps.
19:45Oh, we got one.
19:47It's cool.
19:47Yeah, but they call it a yeah show.
19:50Yes, it's a young adult.
19:52Mm-hmm.
19:53Now I'm going to be doing the old kids shows.
19:57The O.K.s.
20:08Sorry, I'm a little dry.
20:10I am not a comic, but I do have some childhood trauma, so.
20:24You know, China is...
20:28Thanks, Joe.
20:31You know who is here tonight is my agent, Jason Reese.
20:36Yep.
20:37It's likely the last time I'm ever going to see him.
20:45Yeah, I was wondering, like, why is it, like, anytime you break up with somebody, everything reminds you of them?
20:53Why is that?
20:54I was having breakfast this morning, and it reminded me of my girlfriend.
20:59She didn't even eat breakfast.
21:01Never even made me breakfast.
21:06Um, yeah, so, now I know why my girlfriend broke up with me.
21:13Yeah, let him hear it!
21:15Come on, come on!
21:16Come on, let him hear it!
21:18Dude, he's definitely going to do porn.
21:21That was funny.
21:22Shut up.
21:29Here, try this.
21:30Oh, no, I got, I got, I got a drink.
21:32Thanks.
21:36Oh, okay.
21:37Let's not do that again.
21:39No, please, don't ever make me do that ever again.
21:41That was horrible.
21:42It was a little hard to watch.
21:44Really.
21:44There was some funny moments there, man.
21:46I had a good time.
21:46I'm proud of you for doing this.
21:48So, you're saying?
21:50Let's get that comedy audition, okay?
21:52You're going to talk to a cast member?
21:53I'm going to talk to a cast member.
21:54Are you drunk?
21:54A little bit.
21:55Are you okay to drive?
21:56I'm totally fine.
21:57Actually, I got to go.
21:58I got to go watch my car.
21:59Have you had a lot of those?
22:00I'll talk to you, okay?
22:01All right.
22:02All right.
22:02Talk to you soon.
22:06Oh, man.
22:07Oh, my God, dude.
22:09Thanks for the roller.
22:10I think he did a great job.
22:11I mean, you've got to give him one thing he committed to that.
22:16Never not pushing himself.
22:19Makes me want to push myself.
22:21That's it?
22:22Yeah.
22:25No, I don't want that.
22:26Oh, come off it.
22:29You can't actually be mad at me.
22:31You've banged, like, 14 dudes since Jeremy.
22:3314?
22:34Yeah, 14.
22:36You're ridiculous.
22:37I'm not pissed off at you, okay?
22:39I just wasn't expecting to have that kind of reaction.
22:42Jeremy is clearly moving on now.
22:44I'm fucking pissed off and confused.
22:45I'm extremely hungover, and I just feel like an idiot.
22:48Are you two having any conversations behind my back?
22:50Oh, come now.
22:51Okay.
22:52I hear you.
22:53I hear you.
22:54I think that tonight, we're just going to have a fantastic night.
22:58Tomorrow, we're going to circle back.
23:00We're going to look at that.
23:01It's interesting.
23:02But tonight...
23:06I mean...
23:09I feel like we just have to be there for Seth tonight.
23:14Love you.
23:15Love you.
23:16Dickhead.
23:19Let's go get him drunk.
23:20He needs it.
23:21Yes, absolutely.
23:21Can we get four more of those?
23:22Thanks for the comic.
23:23It's TikTok.
23:24It's not the internet.
23:25People are going to think I'm trying to be a comedian, dude.
23:27Oh, come on.
23:28I got Jason's permission.
23:30You asked Jason?
23:30My agent?
23:31The one who set me up to do this tonight?
23:33Who else am I supposed to ask but your agent for permission?
23:35Okay?
23:36Just give it a second.
23:37Delete it.
23:37Give it a second.
23:38Jesus.
23:39All right.
23:40Hey!
23:42Let's go, dingoes.
23:43Back to the crib.
23:44Let's get fucked up.
23:45Catch up, catch up.
23:46They're both yours.
23:47They're both yours.
23:47You have a little cranberry.
23:49Sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit.
23:53Alexa, turn it off.
23:55Do you want to show a glass for it, though?
23:56Yay!
23:57No, please, please.
24:00Do it.
24:01Just do it for fun.
24:02Have these and then do it.
24:05Ah, the yes?
24:07Yes.
24:07Now we're doing shows for old kids.
24:11Yeah.
24:12Yeah.
24:43Oh, okay.
24:45Okay.
24:48It's good we can have a chat, just the two of us.
24:51I'm glad they're gone, you know?
24:52Yeah.
24:52We never get to do this anymore, and I've been really looking forward to it myself, actually.
24:57So I just want to hear how everything is, and, you know, I'm not interrogating you.
25:02I just think, what's going on with Ali?
25:07Ali?
25:08Let's start there.
25:09Yeah.
25:10Ali.
25:10Yeah.
25:11And don't be afraid.
25:13Like, I'm excited for you.
25:14I'm happy.
25:15I'm happy for you.
25:16What makes you happy is, it makes me happy, so.
25:20Oh, okay.
25:20I don't know.
25:22I mean, there's not really much to tell.
25:24Oh, come on.
25:25You don't.
25:26Well, we've only hung out once, you know.
25:28I mean, I would definitely hang out with her again.
25:30She's really smart and funny, and she's really honest.
25:34And, um, obviously, she's really beautiful.
25:37So, I think I'd definitely call her and see if we could see.
25:41All right, chill out, bro.
25:42That's, uh, Jesus fucking Christ.
25:45Wow.
25:46Throw a party.
25:47Fucking hell.
25:49Oh, thank God.
25:50Did I say something wrong?
25:51You know, I just, it's interesting.
25:53You know, where you're going, what you're up to and all.
25:56What really concerns me as your friend is just the end game, Jay.
26:03Like, you know, have you thought about the fact that she's 15 years younger than you?
26:06And, like, what's going to happen when she realizes, because she's so, so young, in a
26:10couple of years, oh, I'm dating an older man.
26:14And she's a TikTok star.
26:16Which is fine.
26:17I mean, I don't have any problems with that.
26:19But now you're a TikTok star.
26:20Do you know what I mean?
26:21Those are all valid concerns, I guess.
26:24Yeah.
26:26I'm not really sure where this conversation's going, so.
26:37That's a really nice picture.
26:41What?
26:41Are you?
26:42Hey, are you okay?
26:45What?
26:46I'm fine.
26:47I am fine.
26:49I really am.
26:49I just, um.
26:51This isn't about Ali, is it?
26:54What?
26:55Are you having some complicated feelings about me dating again?
27:01Is that what this is?
27:07I mean, it's okay.
27:09You don't have to answer that.
27:11You don't have to answer that.
27:12No, maybe.
27:14Maybe I am.
27:15I don't know.
27:16Would that be, um.
27:18Would that be such a bad thing?
27:20Wouldn't be a bad thing.
27:22I don't, I, I.
27:23Hey, hey, listen.
27:24Listen.
27:25Just so you know.
27:25Not that it matters, but I, I'm, I'm not there yet.
27:29Oh, God.
27:29Let's, let's just talk about something else.
27:31Oh, for sure.
27:32I just want, I just want to have fun.
27:34It's so funny, isn't it?
27:36This is crazy.
27:37Oh.
27:38This is, this is.
27:42Oh.
27:43Oh, hey, hey, hey.
27:44There's the stash.
27:46Yes.
27:47Yeah.
27:48Nice move.
27:49Thanks.
27:50Pizza?
27:51Oh.
27:51Keep one in the bedroom.
27:53At all times.
27:54Don't be greedy.
27:57Hey, hey, hey.
28:05Boop.
28:06Boop you.
28:07Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop.
28:11Okay.
28:14Ah.
28:17I just, I feel like.
28:20You broke up, I just broke up.
28:20It's not the best idea, you know?
28:23Blah, blah, blah.
28:24Ah, those relationships were Scottish fae.
28:26Scottish fae?
28:27Yeah.
28:28What?
28:29Fated to die.
28:30Doomed.
28:31I know, but like, what do you mean?
28:33How would you even know?
28:35Like, you never even met Sarah before.
28:38I mean, maybe your relationship was,
28:39but you don't know if Sarah and I was.
28:42I don't even know what happened between you and Oliver.
28:46Like, maybe, maybe we should talk about it right now.
28:48I don't want to talk.
28:49I don't want to talk about him.
28:51He made me feel terrible, and I,
28:53I just want to feel good, and I feel
28:56sex good, and you know me, and I know you, and...
29:02But, but it's never just sex, you know?
29:07It's like, immediately a sexual relationship.
29:12A relationship that's based on sex
29:14that will not evaporate in a painless fashion
29:17in a convenient time for both parties.
29:19Oh, okay, I'll tell you what.
29:21What?
29:22Verbal agreement,
29:24because I know how you love shit in writing.
29:26It's a one-night stand.
29:28I, Isabella, promise that this is only a one-night stand.
29:31Are you doing scouts on her?
29:32Mm-hmm.
29:33You're a bad scout.
29:39Don't give me the puss in boot size.
29:42You terrible human being, you know that.
29:45Just kidding, you're not terrible.
29:47You love it.
29:51There she goes.
29:54Fantastic.
29:55Fantastic.
29:56Okay.
29:58Where are you going?
29:59Fan up, fucker.
30:00Rules are the same.
30:01They're on, Eddie.
30:06Hey, hey, hey, hey.
30:07Come on, Isabella.
30:08Oh!
30:09Oh!
30:10Sorry, I didn't, I didn't, like, I, like, love tapped you.
30:14Sorry.
30:14Did I get you?
30:15It didn't take much.
30:17Sorry.
30:18Oh, my God.
30:19I'm sorry.
30:20I mean, do you, do you want some ice?
30:23I don't want any ice.
30:25Like, I, it's not that I don't want to have sex with you.
30:28Like, I enjoy having sex with you a lot,
30:30but not tonight means not tonight, Isabella.
30:32Oh, of course.
30:33Not tonight, fucking moron.
30:35Not tonight means not tonight, Isabella.
30:38Okay, so what about this?
30:39What about just one small, gentle apology handjob?
30:46No returns, unless you want to.
31:12Um, hey.
31:20Some pro-yo?
31:22Yeah.
31:23Yeah?
31:24Sounds good.
31:29It's close.
31:35Taco Bell, Mexican pizza.
31:38Thanks.
31:39Wow.
31:42In-N-Out double-doubles with kid-sized chocolate shakes.
31:52Okay.
31:58Seatbelt, please.
32:00Seatbelt.
32:16Thanks.
32:16Thanks.
32:16Thanks.
32:28Thanks.
32:38Are we okay?
32:49I think we should say five things that we're grateful for.
32:53Okay.
33:02I'm grateful for food.
33:07I'm grateful for true crime documentaries.
33:12I'm grateful for rain.
33:16Grateful for salt.
33:19Salt or salt?
33:20Salt.
33:21Salt.
33:22Mm-hmm.
33:23Doi doi.
33:24I'm the boy right here.
33:25Fly Paris by night.
33:26Throwing night long.
33:26Yeah.
33:27I'm listening.
33:28Young high.
33:28How you're glistening.
33:30Kong style.
33:30Yeah.
33:31Kong book.
33:31Give me so full.
33:32Yeah.
33:32Down that money.
33:33No object when we order.
33:34Shoot that real one.
33:35Fill in me.
33:36Spring boom roller.
33:37Bittersweet boy.
33:38Mung tears.
33:38That synergy.
33:39Uh-huh.
33:40Yeah.
33:40Reeling it late night.
33:42Tossing all the goodies in the pot.
33:43Uh-huh.
33:44Yeah.
33:45Kick it with the homies.
33:46I'll be stirred up Molly style.
33:48Uh-huh.
33:48Yeah.
33:49I'm no jumpin' out yet in a ball o'clock.
33:52Shakin' up for that stack.
33:54Shakin' up for that.
33:55I got the munchies.
33:57Ah.
33:57Give me the honey jar.
33:59I got the munchies.
34:01Give me the honey jar.
34:03I got the munchies.
34:04Ah.
34:05Give me the honey jar.
34:07I got the munchies.
34:09Ah.
34:10Yuh-yuh-yuh.
34:11Salty and sweet.
34:12Ngok-mang-yang-ngong.
34:13Why slurping my teeth?
34:14Ling-ling.
34:14Café hand-fire in the streets.
34:16All right.
34:16Bye.
34:18Bye.
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