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Everyone Is Doing Great Season 2 Episode 3
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00:30A little foot.
00:32Land before time.
01:07Hello, everybody.
01:10One, eight, set.
01:13Hey, everybody.
01:18Hey.
01:19Hey.
01:20Study break?
01:21Not really.
01:23No, no, no, no, no.
01:24Come here.
01:25Come here.
01:27I got a free show for you.
01:29Hey, everybody.
01:31What's up?
01:32My name is Seth S.
01:35And I am not a comic.
01:40But I do have childhood trauma.
01:44My agent, Jason Reese, is here tonight.
01:48Yo, fucker.
01:49This is the last time I'm ever going to see you.
01:53Feline AIDS.
01:54Look it up.
01:56I was at LAX the other day, and I got arrested.
02:00Yeah, it turns out, bad place to have explosive diarrhea.
02:05The airport.
02:11All right.
02:12Fucking A.
02:14Oh.
02:14I mean, you just started working on it, right?
02:17Yeah, yeah.
02:18I mean, I've worked through those jokes for a little while.
02:20I feel like those are good to go.
02:22Maybe don't do the AIDS jokes.
02:26Oh, really?
02:27Yeah, probably.
02:28Leave that one out.
02:32No AIDS.
02:33Maybe have a little more confidence, you know?
02:36Just be confident in your delivery.
02:39Own it.
02:40Yeah.
02:40That's good.
02:41I like that.
02:43Own it.
02:44I think, you know, I will own it a little more as I work through this.
02:48So just...
02:49Awesome.
02:50Yeah.
02:50Okay.
02:51Um, all right, take two.
02:52Prepare your abs for pain.
02:53Maybe you should just practice it, and I can...
02:57I'm sorry.
02:58I just need a little more time.
03:00Don't you have...
03:00What if I just need a little more time first?
03:03I gotta study.
03:05I'm so excited to hear what you come up with.
03:09It's gonna be great.
03:10You know?
03:11I got you.
03:12Okay.
03:13Yeah.
03:13I appreciate the feedback.
03:16All right.
03:27I'm so excited.
03:29Bye.
03:45I don't know.
04:13What the fuck?
04:17I need things, I need things! Come on!
04:24Fucking hell!
04:26Hi there, just me. I just am having some issues with the TV at the moment.
04:32I just thought I would give you a call and see if I can find out how you turn this
04:37thing on.
04:38So I can sit and watch TV here by myself, it would be nice.
04:44Actually, a callback about anything would be even better.
04:48You know, I actually don't even know if you're okay at the moment. I don't know where you are.
04:52Well, I do, because you've got time to post on Instagram.
04:54Just because I don't really ask for much.
04:56It's actually a little bit shitty. It's actually really shitty.
04:59I can't believe that you can't find a two-second window in your day to just send me a quick
05:04text.
05:05A quick, hi Izzy, hi babe, how are you?
05:11So that would be really nice. Thank you. Love you.
05:23So this one is like a pep talk? Yeah.
05:27So you just lift someone's spirits, get their day started right.
05:30Oh wow, it's very inspiring. Your phone is so close to my face, it smells like hot dogs.
05:35Oh, sorry.
05:36Your finances look good. Paid your legal fees, paid your fine.
05:41And the house, and your office. Man, this is so nice.
05:46Thank you. We're both doing better.
05:47We're doing it together.
05:49But with the house, the $6,000 rental fee, is that...?
05:53Yeah, a little pricey, but I read that there was value in living the life that you feel that you
06:01should be living.
06:02I see. Where'd you read that?
06:04Instagram. It was an Instagram meme.
06:07Right, right. Meme.
06:10You seem sober. Yeah, thank you. I feel sober. I am sober.
06:15Something to be proud of.
06:18Not that hard, to be honest. You know?
06:22Like, I'm aware of the prevailing wisdom and all that.
06:25You know, what the doctors say and the program and the psychologists and stuff.
06:29But I do wonder about the reality of it all.
06:32The reality of...sobriety.
06:35Like, I had a couple of bad nights, right? And I was in the wrong place at the wrong time.
06:40Like, does that actually make me the same as a chronic, lifelong, you know, addict or alcoholic or whatever?
06:47Yeah, you're asking me if you can drink again.
06:50Yeah.
06:52You haven't found the answer you're looking for anywhere else in the world. So you're asking your accountant.
06:58Mm-hmm.
07:00Yeah, don't, don't, don't drink.
07:03Don't drink.
07:05Okay.
07:07Step by step.
07:09Yeah, it was a good show.
07:12Right.
07:13Look at this. Things are coming together, man.
07:17It's pretty good, huh? I'm pretty proud of it. You know, a few more bits and pieces here and there.
07:21Sure.
07:21Pretty good to go.
07:22I'm still having trouble finding a place, so...
07:25I'm envious, dude. You got something.
07:27Oh.
07:28Yeah, it's tough out there, isn't it?
07:31It's...it's two bedroom.
07:32It's gotta be, like, a lot of cameos, right?
07:35Are you thinking about getting a roommate?
07:38No.
07:38No, I...oh, shit. Gotta get a thingy.
07:42I...I think I'm doing really, um, really well on my own. You know what I mean?
07:46And I want to just prove to myself that I can do this.
07:49And so far, I mean, I'm-I'm-I'm crushing it, you know?
07:52I've got a real routine going, so I just don't want anything to distract me from that, you know?
07:57Or you could have a roommate that's a positive force in your life.
08:00What if you have somebody more clean?
08:02Mm.
08:02Somebody who's neat?
08:03I have my own sort of process when it comes to cleaning.
08:08All right. Well, sounds like you're doing good on your own, man.
08:12Thanks, dude. Yeah.
08:13Can I run a couple jokes by you?
08:15Seth Stewart. Introducing Seth Stewart.
08:18What's up, everybody? I am, uh, Seth Stewart.
08:21You may know me from Eternal, which is a teen drama.
08:25It's of the young adult variety, the YAs. Yes.
08:29And these days, I'm doing shows for the old kids.
08:33The OKs.
08:37That's, like, a 10% success rate. That's terrible.
08:39That's, like, statistically, that's a bomb.
08:42If you're talking about a group full of people, I only need-
08:43It's a very small percentage of people.
08:45I only need 10%.
08:45If I get 10%, the chances of 50-
08:47You're so overly optimistic about this.
08:48The chances of 50 people have one person laughing one time over one joke-
08:51What happens when you get up there and you just-
08:53Like, hey, stop! Fuck!
08:53Man, this is what I'm gonna do, all right?
08:54This is what I'm doing. Just support it. For right now.
08:59Just need your help.
09:01OK.
09:04Childhood trauma.
09:07What do you think?
09:08I think I can help.
09:10By being honest.
09:13I can't help you.
09:14Oh, my God, dude.
09:15OK? But, but, but-
09:16I love you, man, and I wanna help you, and I'm gonna help you.
09:19I just- I'm just trying to figure out how.
09:20Like, who do we know that knows something about stand-up comedy?
09:23I don't know any comedians.
09:25A comedian. A stand-up comedian.
09:27What about them?
09:28We can go to a stand-up comedy show, right?
09:32We could do that tonight.
09:34That's, that's helpful.
09:35That is fucking helpful.
09:37Oh, my God, dude. Thank you.
09:37OK, OK.
09:38I'm so glad that I could help.
09:40OK, let's do it.
09:40Do you know where stand-up comedy club is?
09:41No, but I'll find one.
09:42Let's look it up. Let's use the Google.
09:44I don't have Wi-Fi yet, and this house is a dead zone,
09:47but we can go to Starbucks.
10:02Andrea.
10:03Vicki, hi.
10:04Oh, what a pleasure.
10:05Thank you so much for meeting me.
10:07Oh, my God, it's so fun time.
10:08Always love seeing you.
10:09Come on in.
10:10Welcome back.
10:13So sorry to hear about your father's passing.
10:16Thank you. I appreciate that.
10:18Is there anything you need from us?
10:20Anything you can do?
10:21I'm OK.
10:22Yeah.
10:22Yeah.
10:24You're welcome.
10:24Doing all right.
10:26Protein ball?
10:27Oh, wow.
10:28I will take one for the road, definitely.
10:30You won't be sorry.
10:31They're really good.
10:32Oh, I bet.
10:33Hey.
10:34Listen, I feel like this is a great time to give you a piece of good news.
10:37OK.
10:38Our last episode, highest rated episode of any season we've done.
10:43That bridge scene blew everyone out of the water.
10:46It's all over social media.
10:47Really?
10:47Yeah.
10:47Wow.
10:48That's...
10:49We're going to blink.
10:49It's going to be season 25.
10:52Congratulations.
10:53I'm so glad to hear that it's going well.
10:55Well, congrats to you too.
10:57It's, you know, it's a team effort, right?
10:58Well, yeah, I feel a bit weird taking congrats because I don't know that I've been feeling
11:03that proud of my work lately, to be honest.
11:06I've been feeling a little bit disconnected.
11:08Really?
11:09Yeah.
11:09Is it a certain storyline or...?
11:11I wouldn't pinpoint it as any particular storyline.
11:14Um, my issues kind of lie with the show as a whole at the moment.
11:19Oh.
11:20That's a curious statement.
11:22Yeah.
11:23I mean, would you agree that the scripts are just feeling a little repetitive?
11:27Well, that's what a procedural's supposed to do.
11:30Right.
11:31So...
11:31Yay!
11:32Job well done.
11:33I guess I came here today, um, wondering about the prospect of maybe like digging a little
11:39bit deeper into the storylines.
11:41Hmm.
11:46Hmm.
11:49Um, I might try one of these.
11:53These look delicious.
11:54Did you make these?
11:55And caramel or...?
11:57Yeah.
11:57Help me understand.
11:58What do you mean by deeper?
12:00We already covered drug cartels, sex trafficking, murder.
12:04Wouldn't you agree that's pretty deep?
12:06No, I do.
12:06I absolutely do agree that these are incredibly deep subjects.
12:10I was just curious about whether or not we might be able to explore different angles
12:15of these subjects.
12:17Just like maybe, you know, mixing it up and exploring the making of the bad guys
12:21or exploring the psychological toll on law enforcement.
12:25I feel like we haven't really covered that.
12:27But don't cover that because that's a different show.
12:29I just think there is room with this show, which is a success, I couldn't agree more,
12:35to just elevate it a little bit more.
12:38Andrea, I'm trying to be really patient here with you because I adore you.
12:41Yes.
12:42I have a team of experts who do this for a living and have done it for a very long
12:46time
12:46to deliver exactly what the audience wants.
12:49They ask for cupcakes, they don't want us to give them a brand muffin.
12:51If they want a brand muffin, that's not what we do here.
12:54Andrea, please, we have a hit show on our hands.
12:56I want you in this role. I want you to be here. I love working with you.
13:00But at the end of the day, you are replaceable.
13:02There are a hundred other actresses that I can call that'll be here just like that and replace you.
13:07Wow. Thank you very much for being so transparent.
13:10I wasn't aware, but now I am.
13:13Thank you for your sage advice on writing and producing and running a show.
13:20Thank you so much for all of that.
13:24Sarah?
13:28Sarah?
13:31Sarah?
13:32Where are you?
13:34Oh, there she is.
13:36Oh, these are.
13:40That's really sweet of you.
13:42Oh.
13:44Oh.
13:45Hey.
13:46Um.
13:50Hi.
13:51Hi.
13:54I don't know why I had that reaction.
13:56Did it?
13:57Yeah, the stems kind of poked me in the back a little bit.
13:59Oh, shit.
14:00I'm good, I'm good.
14:01Sorry.
14:02Thank you so much.
14:03These are beautiful.
14:05They're just a little something for putting a roof over my head.
14:10And I know you're working very hard right now, so I just wanted to give you these, brighten up the
14:15day a little bit.
14:16So kind of you.
14:17I appreciate it.
14:18So check this out.
14:19Got some good plans for us tonight.
14:21Jeremy had this great idea to go see some live stand-up comedy.
14:25So we're going and you have to come.
14:28Um, I would love to, but I am ready to just do nothing.
14:34You don't have to, like, get all done up or anything.
14:37Just, like, throw on a sweatshirt and, like, some jeans and...
14:40I'm sorry.
14:42Right.
14:44Yeah.
14:44Sorry.
14:45No, it's alright.
14:46Let me...
14:49Put these in a vase for you.
14:51Okay.
14:53I wouldn't be in there in a change in a minute, so...
14:55I'll make sure I'm covered.
14:57You better be naked.
15:24No, thank you.
16:11I wanted to take notes, man.
16:13You can still take notes right here.
16:15Just do it on the table.
16:16Sure this is a good idea, front row?
16:19This is about overcoming your fears, right?
16:22Stepping outside of your comfort zone, facing it head on.
16:25It's going to be good for you.
16:26I learned about this in rehab.
16:28I have a lesson.
16:29All right.
16:31You good, man?
16:33This isn't triggering anyway?
16:35Oh, yeah.
16:37Good.
16:38You passed like 10 triggers on the way here.
16:40Grocery store, liquor store, bar.
16:43It's all about context, you know?
16:45It's like the Natural History Museum.
16:46I don't go there to drink anymore.
16:48I go there to learn, right?
16:51To take it all in.
16:51And so with the Comedy Club, I'm here to learn.
16:53Take it all in with you.
16:54There's a bar at the Natural History Museum?
16:56Not here to drink.
16:57Easy.
17:00All right, man.
17:01Yeah.
17:03Hey, proud of you.
17:05Thanks, man.
17:31Hey, what's up?
17:32Hey, what's happening?
17:35Uh, I'm, I, I'm, I'm okay.
17:38How are you?
17:39Good.
17:40I heard about your desktop with Vicky.
17:41I was calling a check on you.
17:43You okay?
17:44Wait, does everybody know about this?
17:47No, everybody doesn't know.
17:48I, you know, I heard.
17:49I mean, from a few people.
17:51A few people know.
17:52A lot of people know.
17:53Jesus.
17:53You know, it was supposed to be a creative discussion.
17:55It really wasn't supposed to get so shitty.
17:57Look, Vicky, she can get a little, uh, out of hand with people.
18:01I've seen her yell at the studio is X.
18:03It's just like Gordon Ramsay in the kitchen, you know?
18:06You have to remind her that this isn't her kitchen.
18:09You know, this is our kitchen.
18:11We're all cooking in the kitchen.
18:13This is, uh, we're all cooking a big stew.
18:16Um, uh, greatness.
18:17It's got lots of flavor and spices and...
18:21We just gotta...
18:23Um, I, I gotta go.
18:25Thank you, man.
18:26I'll, I'll call you later, okay?
18:27Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
18:29Oh, no, good.
18:29Do your thing.
18:30Do your thing.
18:30Just, I'm here if you need anything with her and, and I can, um...
18:37I think you hung up.
18:39So you went in there and you told them how you were feeling.
18:43And it was like I killed her cat or something.
18:48It was horrible.
18:49She basically told me to shut up or that I'm welcome to fuck off.
18:56But they can't do that show without you.
18:59You're on the face of it.
19:00Oh, but, but they can.
19:02That's what Vicky made crystal clear.
19:05She told me that Feds is a brand now, that it is bigger than any one actor.
19:11And then it was just, it was not good.
19:14We'll just go back in and apologize and just explain that you weren't thinking straight and remind them.
19:22Dude, you've just buried your father for fuck's sake.
19:26That's the thing, man.
19:27I don't know if it's worth fighting for.
19:29I don't, I don't know if I'm actually thinking straight for the first time in a really long time.
19:35Okay.
19:37Okay.
19:38Let's, um, I don't, I just, I don't have the, the brain capacity to sort of process.
19:43I, fuck it.
19:43I can't.
19:44I don't want to, I want to hear, I want to hear about you.
19:47Because I, I have something.
19:49Do you?
19:52Real juicy.
19:53Do you?
19:53Yeah.
19:54Can I hear it?
19:55Yeah.
19:55I don't want to.
19:55I'm going to show you it.
19:57In fact, because.
19:58Fucking bring it.
19:59This is a fucking trick.
20:01Okay.
20:05Yeah.
20:07Wait.
20:07Hmm.
20:08I am Sadiqwa Scarlett.
20:11Give it up, give it up, give it up.
20:14Yes, yes, yes.
20:15So, y'all know I have a Muslim name, Sadiqwa, right?
20:18It's jacked up when people in your own family can't pronounce your name correctly.
20:22People in the street really fuck your shit up.
20:24They call me everything up under the sun.
20:26Shaquina, Shaquanna, Shaniqua, Sadiqwa.
20:32Sadiqwa?
20:33I like that shit.
20:35It was at that very moment I decided I was going to grow up and become a dyke.
20:39Because I wanted to know how it would feel to Sadiqwa.
20:44The kids in the street thought they was teasing me.
20:46Did you want a drink?
20:47What?
20:48You want another drink?
20:48No, no, I'm good.
20:49Are you sure?
20:50Yeah, yeah.
20:50She's right here.
20:50No.
20:51She's not coming around that often.
20:52You've got to say one, too.
20:52Stop.
20:53Are you sure?
20:53Dude, pay attention to this.
20:54Yeah.
20:55Excuse me.
20:55Hold on.
20:56Hold on one second.
20:57How y'all doing?
20:59Hi.
20:59Real quick, let me just address what's going on right here.
21:03Because I don't believe you beautiful people paying for tickets to hear my set and hear
21:08these guys muffled conversation on top.
21:11Oh, yeah.
21:12Sorry.
21:12Sorry about that.
21:13Oh, sorry.
21:14You guys, you two look familiar.
21:16Who do I know you guys from?
21:18Wait, audience.
21:19I'm sure I know you guys from The Bachelor.
21:23No?
21:24I'm a girlfriend.
21:26You have a girlfriend?
21:26Oh, okay.
21:27Audience, would you like to help me out?
21:29Hey, you two clowns, stand up.
21:31Stand up.
21:32Stand up.
21:34I need the audience to help me with this.
21:36Anybody in the audience, can you tell me who these clowns are?
21:39Eternal.
21:40Eternal.
21:41Eternal.
21:41Eternal.
21:43Oh, that was on the tip of my tongue.
21:45My bad.
21:46My bad.
21:47Must be all the gray hairs, son.
21:50Oh, my goodness.
21:52And what you got going on right there?
21:53Are you still in my material?
21:56Are you still in jokes?
21:57No, no.
21:57I'm just taking, I'm learning.
21:59Now, let me see.
21:59Let's check this out.
22:00Come on, hand it to me.
22:01Audience, you like to see what he's writing?
22:03Come on, let me check that out.
22:05Let me check it out.
22:07Ah, comedy club.
22:08Okay, comedy club is the title, everyone.
22:12All right, where is something edgy?
22:13Did you start off tonight?
22:15Not so much.
22:18This is a great one.
22:20Fluctuate volume for punchlines.
22:25And last but not least, heckle the heckler.
22:28You got anything to say?
22:29Um, no, I was just trying to learn something.
22:33Let's just, all right, Mr. Stutterman.
22:36All right, all right.
22:37I want you to add one more item to your list.
22:40There you go.
22:42Never interrupt a professional comedian when they're performing.
22:45You have that?
22:46You understand?
22:48Now, sit your ass down.
22:49Let's keep this show rolling!
22:53Good sports, good sports.
22:55Good sports.
22:58Ah.
23:00Norseman pleasured by sorceress.
23:03How are you feeling about this?
23:06Well, I am currently trying to keep an open mind.
23:12Yeah.
23:12Because, I don't know, maybe, maybe there is something kind of hot about it.
23:20Hot, okay.
23:20And at the end of the day, I love him and I love dressing up.
23:26So...
23:27I love dressing up, yeah.
23:29I...
23:29Open mind.
23:30Totally, yes.
23:31I just...
23:31Why is he hiding this from you?
23:35And I just, I don't...
23:36Like, how would this work sexually in your sex together?
23:40Like, do you have to be in full costume every time in order for him to be into you?
23:42Is he dressed as Gandalf and you can just be regular, old school, like, naked or is that...
23:49Would you be okay with being fucked by the eight-legged horse of Odin?
23:54Is that something that you'd be...
23:56I mean, this is just...
23:59Oh, dude...
24:01Dude, you're going to blow your dick off with that.
24:03You haven't...
24:04Okay.
24:07Oh.
24:10No, no, no.
24:11No, no.
24:12No, hey.
24:13Hey.
24:13Hey.
24:16It's...it's...it's funny.
24:17No, it is funny.
24:18It could be funny.
24:19It could be funny.
24:19And I think what...
24:20No, hey.
24:21Don't cry, babe.
24:22No, it could just be an occasional fancy.
24:24We have no facts here.
24:26We are...we're getting ahead of ourselves.
24:28Except, um, I found a deed for some land that he bought...
24:34Okay.
24:34...in the Norwegian countryside.
24:37And there's blueprints and it's really strange.
24:42Strange.
24:43Strange.
24:43So this...stranger than...than the Norsemen?
24:48Yeah.
24:49Right.
24:50Okay.
24:51Listen, you drink that, drink that, all of that.
24:53Okay.
24:53Sir, could we?
24:55As quick as you can.
24:56This land brings me one step closer to the fulfillment of my masculine destiny.
25:02The sexual subservience from a plurality of angels required of my true identity.
25:09Oh!
25:10Oh!
25:11Okay.
25:12No, let's just...
25:13Throne room.
25:15Altar.
25:17Concubine quarters.
25:20Bride quarters.
25:23Consummation me...
25:25Consum...
25:26Consum...
25:26Consum...
25:26Consumation meadow.
25:28Consumation meadow.
25:29Consumation meadow.
25:30Consumation meadow.
25:31Like a literal fucking meadow.
25:34Dude, this is...this is fucking terrifying.
25:37What is...no, it's actually starting to make a lot of sense.
25:40Really?
25:41Is what it is, yeah.
25:42Oliver was always really into Vikings.
25:46Okay.
25:46Like, really into Vikings.
25:50And then he spoke about threesomes a bit.
25:53Alright.
25:54So there's nothing wrong with that?
25:55No, but I just...I just never took him seriously.
25:57I just thought they were...
25:58It was a silly fantasy.
26:00Silly fantasy.
26:01Well, it could be.
26:02I think we are still in the very early stages of this investigation.
26:07I don't think we need to...we don't have any real proof that...
26:11What's this?
26:12This is a purchase deed for the property.
26:15This is two months after we got engaged.
26:20I don't...I...I don't...I don't think we...I think we just...if you could just remain
26:25calm.
26:26This is all pretty normal stuff.
26:28Shhh!
26:28It's just...this looks like a normal...kind of...
26:37Oh my god!
26:40I don't want to be fucked by the egg-legged horse morning.
26:44I don't.
26:44And all I ever wanted was Oliver.
26:46And I thought that it was the same.
26:48I thought that he wanted me.
26:50Yeah, and he is.
26:51And turns out...just getting lured into a sex cult.
26:55It's a fucking sex cult.
26:56And now I just feel like a fucking idiot.
26:58You're not a fucking idiot.
26:59I am.
27:00No, you're not.
27:00I was bamboozled.
27:02And I was...I was hoodwinked.
27:05I was led astray.
27:06And it was...it's dark.
27:08It's so dark.
27:09It's dark.
27:09It's truly fucking...
27:10And it's like an owl.
27:11Oh, oh, I'm sorry.
27:12Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
27:13Let's just take a breath, shall we?
27:15Just in through the...
27:17There you go.
27:18That's the medicine.
27:20And out.
27:29What do we do now, man?
27:31There's only one thing we can do.
27:33I'll see you next time.
27:53See you later.
27:53This is awesome.
27:55Bye.
27:55Amazing.
27:57Good, everyone.
27:59Fucking every day.
28:00And your head's gone to the sky.
28:00Awesome.
28:01Football nays.
28:01And how do we do that?
28:02All my eyes misma.
28:29Hey, hey.
28:33What's that?
28:34Soft serve?
28:36Soft serve?
28:37You love soft serve.
28:39Come on.
28:39And I'll do strawberry soft serve with the jelly tots.
28:43All right.
28:43Yeah.
28:44Yeah.
28:44Thanks.
28:46Jelly tots, huh?
28:47Jelly tots.
28:49What do you think a jelly tot is?
28:53I don't know, man.
28:56Cold tonight, huh?
28:59In LA, man.
29:00You just never know, do you?
29:02Ooh.
29:03There's a Ross down there.
29:05And a Trader Joe's.
29:06Look at that.
29:08Trader Joe's.
29:12What up?
29:13Oh, there's this little house to dragon watch party.
29:16What do you want?
29:16A little savory?
29:17A little sweet?
29:17What you feeling this evening?
29:18Say hi to Jess, mommy.
29:19Love you.
29:20Bye.
29:22Easy.
29:23Fungi.
29:24Fungi.
29:25A wonderful navigational resource for uncovering the path ahead.
29:32One for you.
29:32One for me.
29:34One for me.
29:36One for me.
29:42That's good.
29:51One for you.
29:52Is he?
29:54Yeah.
29:57What?
29:58Come here.
29:59What?
30:00I just...
30:00I just realized.
30:03What?
30:04I was looking out at the sky.
30:06Yeah.
30:08He came to me.
30:09What?
30:11There was almost no chance in this whole world that I as a person would end up with you as
30:21my best friend.
30:22Think about that.
30:26Isn't that fucking amazing?
30:28Like you are the only one of you that there is.
30:33Whoa.
30:34Right?
30:35Whoa.
30:36And you can do anything that you want in this life.
30:40Think about it.
30:41What are you doing Izzy?
30:43What am I doing?
30:44What happens now?
30:45It's your decision.
30:47I have to go.
30:48Gotta go.
30:49I have to go.
30:50We can pack right now.
30:51I don't know why I'm here.
30:52I don't know why I'm house sitting for Oliver.
30:56When I could have...
31:00I'm...
31:01Yep.
31:01You're on top of the world.
31:03I'm on top of the world.
31:04I have so much to look forward to.
31:06I love my job.
31:08Yes.
31:08And I save my money.
31:10Yes.
31:10And I...
31:11What do you want Izzy?
31:12I could buy my own house right now.
31:15And it's yours.
31:16That's better than this house.
31:18It's awful.
31:19The storage is atrocious.
31:20Yeah.
31:21There's no way to put anything.
31:23Look at this terrible small table.
31:25It's just a tripping hazard.
31:27It's horrible.
31:28And fuck that guy.
31:30Yeah.
31:31Oh, you know what we should do?
31:33What?
31:33We should send him all of those photos.
31:36Okay?
31:37Right now.
31:38I'll send them right now.
31:39Right now.
31:40And then I'm going to write...
31:42Crackens out of the bag.
31:44Mother fucka.
31:46Yay!
31:47That's money he has.
31:48We're free, mother fucka.
31:50You're free!
31:51Free!
31:52You're free!
31:52You're a star, you're a star.
31:56You're a star, you're a star.
31:56You're a star, you're a star.
31:57You're a star, you're a star.
32:03Would you ever get a motorcycle?
32:05No way I did.
32:17What are they doing?
32:19I don't know.
32:20Why are they dressed like that?
32:22Are they at a... like a...
32:23some sort of a theme party?
32:26I don't know.
32:30So that was pretty fun, right?
32:33Pretty productive?
32:36Yeah. Yeah.
32:37Yeah, yeah, I...
32:39Yeah, yeah, I...
32:40We learned a thing or two, I think.
32:43Did you think she was funny?
32:46Yeah, I did. Yeah, she's funny.
32:47She's pretty funny. She's funny.
32:49She knows what she's doing up there.
32:51She's a comedian.
32:53Yeah, but you know what?
32:54She wasn't doing anything that I don't think you couldn't do.
32:59Does that make sense?
33:01Like, you're never gonna be Sadiqwa.
33:03Do you know what I mean?
33:05But you can be Seth.
33:07Because you're a confident guy.
33:09Like, when you want something, you have the confidence to go get it.
33:12You bring that to going up there on stage.
33:14I feel like you can do this thing.
33:17You think so?
33:18Yeah, yeah.
33:18I was picturing you up there and it looked... it looked right.
33:24You know what I mean?
33:29Seriously.
33:31You pictured me up there.
33:32Yeah.
33:33And you saw it.
33:34Yeah.
33:35It wasn't like the whole time.
33:36It was like a fleeting little...
33:37Yeah, yeah.
33:37But you...
33:38There was a moment where you saw me up there and I was...
33:42Fucking crushing it.
33:42Killing it.
33:43Yeah.
33:43Stands of a masquerade.
33:45Yep.
33:45That's something.
33:47Here take.
33:48There you go.
33:52Yep.
33:56Forgotten hideaways.
33:58Extraordinary stars.
34:00You're a star, you're a star.
34:04Don't you know you're a star.
34:08Don't you know you're a star.
34:11Don't you know me you're a star
34:15Don't you know me you're a star
34:24Extraordinary stars
34:30Extraordinary stars
34:38Extraordinary stars
34:40You're a star
34:43Don't you know me you're a star
34:47Don't you know me you're a star
34:52Don't you know me you're a star
34:56Don't you know me you're a star
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