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Liv And Maddie S01E12 [Full Movie] [New Drama]Full EP - Full
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00:07Almost ready, Dad? We gotta get a little practice in.
00:10Just lacing up.
00:12Delay the game on Dad!
00:16Okay, Parker, if you want to be our ref, at least wait until we start playing.
00:21Welcome back to the ref.
00:23Technical foul!
00:30What are those?
00:37Those are shorts.
00:40It was a dark time in fashion before you were born.
00:45These are primetime Pete Rooney's lucky shorts.
00:48He wore them when he led Bridgewood to the state championship, so he's wearing them now.
00:53And when he talks about himself in the third person, it means primetime Pete Rooney's fixing to win.
01:01Yeah.
01:04Our town has a big two-on-two tournament where an adult teams up with a kid and, uh...
01:09No girls ever won.
01:11Till now.
01:15I was saying that I'm gonna be the first girl to win.
01:17Was that not clear without the bam?
01:19Yeah, okay.
01:20BAM!
01:21WHAT?!
01:22Okay, Dad.
01:23I've seen you holding the clipboard on the court.
01:26Now let's see if you can still play.
01:29Oh...
01:29I can still play.
01:32Check it.
01:34What?
01:35Oh!
01:35Oh no!
01:49Just a little rusty.
01:53Traveling!
01:55Traveling?
01:56Yeah, those tiny shorts are traveling right up your butt.
01:59Traveling?
02:00People are on the top of the room...
02:00...no-o-o-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
02:03-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
02:06-oh-oh!
02:08I'm up with the sunshine.
02:11Yeah!
02:11I lace up my hots all night...
02:14I'm slam dunk, when you're not...
02:16Yeah, show me what you got.
02:19I'm under the spotlight.
02:22I dare you come on and follow.
02:24You dance to your own beat.
02:26I'll sing the melody when you say yeah
02:30I'll say no when you say so
02:36All I wanna do is go, go, go
02:39You, you, the other house of me, me
02:43The house I'll never be
02:45The house that drives me crazy
02:49You, you, the other house of me, me
02:53The house I'll always be
02:56The wiggles know
02:58You're better in stereo
03:05This is tough
03:07No, it may not look like Bernard
03:10But I am not particularly gifted in the sports department
03:14Trust me, it looks like it
03:19Oh, I am dying to kick that ball out from under you
03:25But you seem to have gotten yourself a bodyguard
03:31Parker, this is Bernard
03:32I entered a raffle at the mall to win a personal trailer
03:36Turns out it was for a personal trainer
03:41I do not need
03:43Jo, you need a trainer much more than you need a trailer
03:49I respectfully disagree, Treetop
03:52A trailer is like a bathroom on wheels
03:56The possibilities are endless
03:57A trainer can give you tips on fitness and nutrition
04:02But also make your lives happier
04:04But also make your lives happier
04:05And healthier
04:07I'm already happy
04:09And healthy
04:11Ish
04:13Joy, when I was your age
04:15I hated to work out too
04:17The ladies laugh at Bernard 1.0
04:20But the ladies love Bernard 2.0 much more
04:32I want the ladies to love me
04:40Well, at least you know that I'm alive
04:44I am a pathetic lump of clay
04:49Mold me
04:57Oh, hey, Lip
04:58Oh, sitting and reading
05:00I remember when I used to have time for that
05:05Yeah
05:06It's a play that the drama club is doing
05:08And
05:09They offered me the lead
05:10Come on
05:11Your first role since sang it loud
05:20Yeah, please don't ever do that again
05:24It's a story about a working mother
05:26Who struggles to juggle her career, home, and kids
05:31I'm just really not sure that I can pull it off
05:33I have that same thought every day of my life
05:38But, like, do we really want to play a character
05:41Who is so overworked and haggard
05:45That she can even barely make it through her day?
05:50Well, that does sound terrible
05:53Was there another character in the play
05:56Who's single and doesn't have kids?
05:58Actually, her sister
05:59Play her
06:04Hey, Max
06:05Rehearsal any better with Dad today?
06:07Okay
06:08One
06:08It's
06:09Cold practice
06:10Two
06:11Rehearsal was a disaster
06:14He's running slower
06:16He's shooting worse
06:17And somehow his shorts got even shorter
06:23Does this mean that you aren't going to be the first girl
06:25To win the pageant
06:27Tournament?
06:28I knew it was wrong the second I said it
06:31Well, I'm certainly not going to win with Dad on my team
06:34What do I do?
06:36Okay
06:37Here is an exercise that I've done in the past
06:40Close your eyes
06:41And let's visualize the best possible solution to your problem
07:02Whoa
07:07Oh, yeah
07:08Live Maddie
07:09This is Bernard
07:10My personal trainer
07:11He's going to get me all jacked
07:16What he says means muscular
07:20Nice to meet you
07:21Um, where is the trash?
07:33Nice shot
07:34Thank you
07:35I played a little college ball back in the day
07:39But come on, Jolie
07:40The gym is that way
07:45I gotta get you ripped
07:51Ripped
07:52That also means muscular
07:56Okay
07:57The visualization thing has never worked that well before
08:01So
08:02That was the universe telling me to dump Dad, right?
08:06The universe is screaming at you to dump Dad
08:09That's right, this wave
08:10Okay
08:11Now close your eyes with me
08:13And let's visualize
08:16Ryan Gosling
08:22Hey, teammate
08:23Hey, Coach
08:24I need to talk to you about the tournament
08:27Great
08:27I've been working on my jumper
08:29Getting my rhythm back
08:30What?
08:31Oh
08:35So, Dad
08:35Um
08:36You and I have had some
08:38Really great times together
08:41Um
08:42I just don't think that it's gonna work out
08:46What are you saying?
08:50I'm breaking up with you
08:53What?
08:55Why?
08:55What did I do?
08:56I can change
08:57I can be better
09:00See, it's not you
09:02It's me
09:05But I'm your dad
09:07Right
09:07And I will always have a
09:11Special place in my heart for you
09:14But
09:15It's just time that I move on
09:17And I think in the long run
09:18This is gonna be better for both of us
09:22Wow
09:23Wow
09:23I can't believe this
09:25I thought we were good together
09:27You and me
09:32This is awkward
09:34Dad, there's someone else
09:42Are you okay?
09:43Yeah
09:44Yeah
09:44Yeah
09:45I'm fine
09:46You know
09:46Just a little surprise
09:48But it's cool
09:49You know
09:49You do you
09:50I'll do me
09:55Maybe I'll just get a ride home with Mom
09:58I think that would be best
10:05Thank you so much for agreeing to be on my team, Bernard
10:08Sure thing, teammate
10:10I'm so excited
10:11Now hit me up top
10:18How about I hit you up the middle?
10:21Okay
10:23Now let's win this tournament
10:30I like that
10:31Can I
10:31Can I give it a try?
10:33I mean, you know
10:33It's kind of my thing
10:35To try it
10:35Okay
10:39Bam
10:40What?
10:41Oh
10:44You, my good sir
10:46Are a natural
10:47Bam water
10:57Just gotta get a little
10:59Just gotta get a little warmed up, right?
11:01Bernie
11:08I'm thinking
11:10More of like a
11:11Like
11:12Like one hand
11:18Yes
11:19I hit the backboard
11:22I am on fire
11:29Bernard
11:31Thought you said you
11:33Played in college
11:35I did
11:36In the National Trash Care Basketball Association
11:45We used to roll around our office chairs
11:48And shoot up
11:48Wadded up paper
11:52Uh, trash can basketball?
11:58Yeah, trash can basketball
12:00I won defensive player of the year
12:03Three years in a row
12:06Yes
12:07Okay
12:08I judged a book
12:09By its cover
12:10But come on
12:12It was a seven foot book
12:18Hey, mom
12:19I'm so glad you're here
12:20So, I've been thinking about this role
12:23And I think I had it all wrong
12:25She's not a
12:26Taggart
12:27Broken down housewife
12:28She's a
12:29Super mom
12:30Who gets it all done
12:31And looks great doing it
12:33So, to prepare for that role
12:36I think I know the perfect person
12:38To talk to
12:39Oh, that is
12:41That is so sweet
12:43Mrs. Reichschneider
12:44My German teacher
12:49The one with the live-in housekeeper
12:53Yeah
12:54Yeah
12:55Yeah
12:56Ask her
12:59Ask her
13:05Sliv, I have a huge problem
13:07Uh, I'm listening
13:10Okay, it's just
13:11The thing with Bernard
13:12Hold on, hold on
13:14Mom
13:17Do you mind?
13:20More than you know
13:24Go on
13:25Okay, I just
13:26I thought Bernard would be a better teammate
13:28But he's terrible
13:29Worse than dad?
13:31Way worse than dad
13:33Are his shorts as bad?
13:36No shorts are that bad
13:39The point is
13:40I'm not gonna win a tournament with Bernard
13:42So I need to figure out a way to
13:44Ditch him
13:44And get dad back
13:46Why would you want dad back?
13:48Because it's too late to get anyone else
13:53And because he's my father
13:55And I love him
14:00What am I gonna do?
14:01Oh, I think you know
14:03Close your eyes
14:04And let's visualize
14:05The best possible solution
14:08To your problem
14:19Check it out
14:20I'm a fruit viking
14:35All right, Bernard
14:37You know, I have set a fitness goal for myself
14:39Based on completely reasonable expectations
14:43I want you to make me into Joey 2.5
14:55Nice, huh?
14:57I even have shoulders bigger than yours
14:59Nobody
15:01Has shoulders
15:02Bigger than me
15:06The only shoulder in the world
15:08Bigger than this one
15:10Is this one
15:12Sorry
15:12But it's true
15:15Okay
15:16So what's the plan for today?
15:19All right, Joey
15:20Joey, I want to determine your target heart rate
15:22We're going to do some squats
15:24Some crunches
15:26And we're going to jog a couple miles
15:32What is that noise?
15:35Somehow you've exceeded your target heart rate
15:38By just listening to me talk about exercise
15:42So
15:43We're done for the day
15:48Joey, we haven't even started yet
15:53Now get ready to sweat
16:01This is fun
16:04Plus, it's great cardio
16:07And it's easy on the joints
16:09Oh, easy
16:11That is the word I've been looking for
16:15You can totally blast your quads
16:18And get a great core workout
16:20By just hopping from side to side
16:23Nah, man
16:25I'm good just boinging in place
16:28Joey 2.5 doesn't boing in place
16:32Dad
16:32Hey
16:33You're done
16:35You're done
16:36You've made your voice
16:36You're done
16:37May I?
16:39Please do
16:42Dad
16:43You're done
16:44Okay, we're done
16:51Hey
16:51Dad, can we talk?
16:54Sure
16:56Since it went so well the last time we did
17:02Look
17:03I made a mistake
17:05I think I finally realized that the whole point
17:09Was for us to win this tournament
17:12Together
17:14You're right
17:15That was the whole point
17:18Well
17:20Back to practice
17:21Really?
17:23I'm going to go get changed
17:24Oh
17:25No, no, no
17:26Not with you
17:30With my new teammate
17:36Your new what, mate?
17:41Diggy?
17:44Sup, Rooney?
17:48Oh!
17:52Told you, primetime
17:54Pete Rooney would find his rhythm
17:56Ring the alarm bells
17:57Cause I'm on fire
18:03Wait, but I'm your daughter
18:05How could you do this to me?
18:08Because Diggy knows not to stab me in the back
18:11Plus, he's a great player with a solid jumper
18:14And impeccable fashion sense
18:27If you were trying to psych out your competition
18:30Mission accomplished
18:31If you were trying to psych out your competition, mission accomplished
18:48Sup, Diggy?
18:50Sup, Diggy?
18:51Okay
18:53Before you say anything
18:55I'm sorry that I teamed up with your dad
18:58And that you had to see me in those shorts
19:03Relax, Diggy
19:04I'm not upset with you
19:05You're not?
19:07Wow, that's
19:08That's really cool of you
19:11You are being really cool, right?
19:16Way cool
19:19It's just, uh
19:20It's too bad, though
19:22Whoa, wait
19:23What's too bad?
19:25Oh, you know, it's just
19:27We're on different teams now
19:29And so we're enemies
19:30And I've sworn to crush
19:32All my enemies
19:35Are you saying that I can't play in the tournament with your dad?
19:40I would never tell you what to do
19:44Uh, do you remember that one time that we went ice skating and I got cold?
19:50Of course
19:50That was the first time we ever hung out together
19:53You were so cute
19:54Yeah, here's the scarf that you loaned me
20:01Okay
20:02Alright, I'm really getting the feeling you're saying not to play in that tournament
20:07I'm not saying anything
20:09Here's a collection of every single note that you've ever left in my locker
20:12Okay, okay
20:16I get it
20:16I will, uh
20:17I'll find a way to get off your dad's team
20:21I mean
20:24If that's what you really want
20:34And I really want to play Coach R
20:37But
20:37Ah, my arm just hurts so bad
20:39Cut down in my prime
20:43It's a tough blow to team short shorts, isn't it, Dad?
20:47It sure is
20:49Let me ask you one question, Mr. Smalls
20:52Would Maddie by any chance be pressuring you, I don't know, to fake this?
21:00Ha ha!
21:02That girl's no good for you, son
21:06Dad, you don't even like Diggy
21:08That's not true, he's a fine young man
21:10Really, sir?
21:11Stay out of it, Diggy
21:13You leave Diggy alone
21:15No, I'm the basketball coach
21:17You two, knock it off!
21:24Now, I don't know who started this war
21:26But I'm ending it
21:27Get in the kitchen
21:30Now
21:31No!
21:41Awesome!
21:42Yeah!
21:43I really want you to dig in on this last session
21:46I feel like I've made a lot of progress
21:49Progress?
21:52Sure
21:59Progress!
22:01He said progress
22:04Jokey
22:05Let's do this, burn nasty
22:09Burn who?
22:12Burn nasty
22:13You're not ready for nicknames
22:15Not from you
22:17Good one, Treetop
22:19Thanks, P-Train
22:20Alright, Joseph
22:23This is simple
22:24All you have to do
22:26Is run to me
22:27While fighting those resistance bands
22:30Piece of cake
22:33Everything is not a dessert
22:36Run to me as though the walls are chasing you
22:43Ooh
22:44Can I imagine a zombie?
22:49If you must
22:52Come on, Joey
22:53Big Joey
22:54All you have to do is touch my hand
22:57And you'll be Joey
22:582.5
23:08No one can stop me now
23:13Bye-bye
23:19Hey, do you do birthday parties?
23:22My pals will really enjoy you
23:24Anytime, P-Train
23:26Up top
23:33Guys
23:37A little help over here, Treetop
23:41P-Train
23:43Help me, burn nasty
23:50You two are so stubborn
23:52Can we at least agree
23:53There are more important things
23:55Than winning?
23:58You two have been playing basketball together
24:01Since Maddie was five
24:03And now you're gonna let this wonderful thing you share
24:05Tear you apart?
24:06She started it
24:09I swear it's like you two are the same person
24:15I know, shocking
24:16Now figure it out
24:22Is it possible there are things more important in life than winning?
24:27It doesn't seem right, does it?
24:32I'm sorry I dumped you, Dad
24:35I'm sorry I dumped you back
24:40Are we supposed to hug now or something?
24:43My brother would play basketball
24:44Let's play basketball
24:49Hey, listen, Diggy
24:52Maddie and I got back together
24:55Beat it
24:58That actually makes us less awkward
25:00I'm teaming up with the big man
25:03And if anyone's confused
25:07I'm the big man
25:11Just a warning, Diggy
25:13That big man is a big mistake
25:15Yeah, about that
25:17Bernard is a lot better with his goggles
25:41I'm so much better when I can actually see the hoop
25:47Good luck in the tournament
25:50Losers
26:08Honey, I know it was hard to lose the championship game to Diggy and Bernard
26:13But the tournament's over
26:14You need to give it up, Pete
26:16But we can win next year
26:18No, no, I made your Daisy Dukes
26:21Because no one wins when you wear those
26:26Hey, prime time Pete
26:28Rooney's been practicing a lot
26:30And he's got his groove back
26:32He'd like you to check this out
26:36Oh, in your face, old man
26:43Exercise this, bud
26:45Let's go, let's getcha
26:47Let's go
26:47Let's go
26:48Let's go
26:49We can
26:51Go
26:51Go
26:51You
26:53Go
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