00:09Good morning, Stephen Sport. I'm your old pal Johnny Nimbus coming at you live from the site of the Cheddar
00:16Brot Fest, where pride and pork come together to celebrate all things Wisconsin.
00:22Cheddar Brot Fest, whoo!
00:24Oh, hey, that is no ordinary sausage enthusiast. That is the now-injured captain of the Lady Porcupine's basketball team,
00:33Maddie Rooney.
00:34Hey, Maddie, how do you feel about the Brot Fest being moved to your school?
00:37Uh, well, Johnny, I think Clancy's Dairy Farm was a great place, but then that, um, cow that struck by
00:44lightning, which was unfortunate.
00:48It smelled like steak, though.
00:52Tragic, but delicious.
00:54Hey, and also with me are the current reigning cheese roll champs, Pete and Karen Rudy.
01:02Look at that. Hey, Pete, tell the folks at home how you're feeling.
01:09Cheese.
01:12Fantastic. Hey, how about we show everybody how this crazy cheese roll thing's gonna work tomorrow, huh?
01:17Now, the cheese roll is all about teamwork. Now, the roller can't see the target, so they rely on the
01:24spotter to help them aim.
01:25Okay, turn a little to the right. Down, and roll.
01:31Yes! Good job!
01:33Are you signing for packages? Because we just delivered them soon.
01:39Oh, that is why they are four-time champs.
01:42Hey, little Brot Fest fun fact, nobody's ever won this five years in a row.
01:48And no one ever will.
01:53Cheddar Brot Fest is Brats-solutely the thing that I miss most about Wisconsin when I was off in Hollywood.
01:58Maddie and I won the cheese roll at age 12 when we got these sweet jackets.
02:07Still fits.
02:09Liv has the freakish ability to roll a wheel of cheese with pinpoint accuracy.
02:15Takes after her father.
02:18Oh, don't make me blush.
02:22She was Bullseye Rudy Locke before she was Tristan Locke into the upcoming blockbuster, Space Werewolves.
02:30I'm very excited, Johnny. The red carpet premieres next weekend.
02:34Oh, that's right, and that's taking place out there in Hollywood.
02:37You happen to have an extra ticket.
02:41Keep dreaming, Johnny.
02:42I will!
02:45So, Maddie, you sure about this partner of yours?
02:48Because she seems to have the habit of not showing up for Cheddar Brot Fest.
02:52I'm just saying, not trying to get your head or anything.
02:57Not going to work, Mom.
03:00The cheese roll's actually the first thing that Liv and I ever won together,
03:02and now that she's home, the Rooney twins are rock solid!
03:10We are rock solid, right, Liv?
03:13Absolutely, Maddie.
03:14No way I am missing the Cheddar Brot Fest this year.
03:16I promise.
03:19Hey, Mom and Dad.
03:20You feeling queasy?
03:22Cause it's about to get cheesy.
03:29Run time!
03:33What?
03:37Where are you?
03:39Where are you?
03:41Where are you?
03:42Where are you?
03:43Where are you?
03:44Where are you?
03:46Where are you?
03:47Where are you?
03:49Where are you?
03:51Where are you?
03:52Where are you?
03:53Where are you?
03:55Where are you?
03:56Where are you?
03:57Where are you?
03:57Where are you?
03:59Where are you?
04:01Where are you?
04:02Where are you?
04:04Where are you?
04:06Where are you?
04:07All I want to do is call, call, call.
04:12You, you, the other half of me, me, the half I'll never be, me, the half that drives me crazy.
04:22You, you, the better half of me, me, the half I'll always be, me, but we both know we're better
04:31in stereo.
04:38There it is, partner, the Golden Bratwurst Trophy awarded to the winners of the Slippery Sausage Toss.
04:47Make no mistake, she'll be mine.
04:52How can you tell when a Bratwurst is a lady?
04:55Ah, by the way, she's checking me out.
04:58Hey, girl.
05:01In the Slippery Sausage Toss, one teammate tosses a greasy sausage to the other one.
05:07If you drop one, you're out.
05:09It's a metaphor for life.
05:14Want to see my mad skills?
05:16Drop me, bro.
05:17Bro.
05:18Drop me.
05:19Right here, bro.
05:20Right here.
05:28Don't stop.
05:30Big surprise!
05:31You're horrible at catching.
05:33You've seen me throw, so that's out.
05:37Look, we have to win that trophy.
05:40I must get to my laboratory to build a device that gives you the power to catch.
05:45That sounds good, partner.
05:50And, uh, you take care of yourself, little mama.
06:01Thanks, Joey.
06:02It's kind of hard to carry my books and with these things, so...
06:05I don't know.
06:06Taking care of the family is what I do.
06:09And now that the ladies from sixth period have seen me be a gentleman for my sister, I'm done.
06:17Later, limpy.
06:21Thanks.
06:29Diggy!
06:30Hey!
06:31How are you?
06:32I miss you.
06:34it's 40 below zero it's like the air is trying to kill me
06:42when maddie was supposed to leave for the junior olympics basketball team
06:45i decided i didn't want to be home when she wasn't so i signed up to be a foreign exchange
06:51student
06:51which is like way romantic except then you know i blew my knee out so i couldn't go
06:58so now i have a boyfriend who's 6 000 miles away what a jerk guess what happens when you're the
07:07last foreign exchange student to sign up you get the country that nobody wants tundrabania
07:13heard of the arctic circle that's where tundrabanian kids go on spring break to warm up
07:21i really wish you were going to be here for cheddar broadcast i do too it's so cold
07:27say things that are warm is that diggy mrs rooney hey i heard you got promoted to vice principal
07:37congratulations thanks it's a big job yeah she's um she's in charge of things like you know
07:44enforcing the rules for example no face capping in the hall confiscated
07:54okay i know that you're trying to rattle me but me and live are gonna take you down at the
08:00cheese roll bam what
08:05maybe i am why don't you go cry to your boyfriend and tundrabania about it oh wait you can't i
08:12got
08:12your phone
08:16did you mind helping me carry my books hello okay i got this
08:30mama's here mama's here come on
08:51you're making your own sausage cool it's not just any sausage all right i'm putting pieces of metal
09:00into the links you want to know why don't need to sometimes you get a feeling that something
09:08special's about to happen here put these on i figured out how to win the slippery sausage toss
09:18uh
09:34the rings are magnets the metal sausage will stick right to them it's doof proof
09:44isn't this cheating hey the rule book doesn't say you can't stuff the sauces with metal and
09:50wear electromagnetic rings i'm sold any chances of matching necklace and chalice
09:59sorry some things i just like to keep for myself
10:08today is the cheddar broadcast i finally get to do the cheese roll with my sister again
10:13i was actually so excited that i went to bed in my champagne jacket last night
10:22parker come on you're gonna be late for cheddar broadcast you do live in natty
10:30hey for you to miss a ride and have to forfeit the cheese roll start the car
10:36nice time mom
10:39maddie come on
10:41uh-oh look somebody hung my space world's poster
10:46looks perfect
10:49about time someone recognized my superior hanging abilities
10:57i am so proud of you
11:00next weekend my little space werewolf is gonna be walking the red carpet at her movie premiere
11:06thanks dad
11:11using affection to neutralize competitive fire fierce power move
11:19not prime time's first rodeo
11:24how great is this nothing can stop my triumphant return to the cheddar broadcast
11:32major space werewolf problems
11:37whitney what are you doing in steven's point you're the producer you're supposed to be in hollywood getting ready for
11:42the premiere
11:43well i hopped on the studio's private jet and came straight here to give you some horrible news
11:47lunar foxes
11:49changed their premiere to the same day as ours
11:52no
11:53those dirty lunar foxes
11:57so the buzz on space werewolves is so huge that a rival studio made a copycat film
12:03called lunar foxes
12:06pathetic
12:07it's like putting ketchup on a bagel and calling it pizza
12:11they're trying to steal our audience
12:13not only is their premiere the same day as ours
12:17but they're going to project their movie
12:19onto the face of the moon
12:21we can't get feet with the moon
12:24yes we can
12:26i changed our premiere to tonight
12:28the wit don't quit
12:31we gotta get you packed
12:33we're going to hollywood right now
12:35uh now no
12:38uh mr cheddar breakfast
12:39i promised my sister that i would be there for the cheese roll
12:42uh
12:44live
12:45you are the star of space werewolves
12:48we need you at the premiere so
12:51unless this cheese you're gonna roll cost a hundred million dollars to make
12:55you're getting on that plane
13:00fine
13:00i guess i'm going
13:03what you're not going to the cheddar breakfast
13:08but you promised me
13:11i guess it must mean something different in hollywood than it does in wisconsin
13:21i guess the only thing live's gonna crush in that cheese roll is maddie's heart
13:28too soon
13:29yeah
13:30it's just
13:30look at that
13:44amazing let's hear it
13:46for engelbert lamberto the pretzel king everybody
13:52hey maddie
13:53i'm sorry live's not here
13:55you doing okay
13:56yeah i'm fine
13:58i mean you know
14:00live's doing her thing
14:01and i'm doing mine
14:02so
14:04besides
14:06i'm gonna take you down myself
14:27do it look at me
14:36okay
14:38let's go
14:39you should be in hollywood
14:41stop
14:42oh
14:42i should be here
14:43okay
14:44oh
14:45no
14:45there's no stopping
14:46we need time to sell you for that premiere
14:48oh
14:49what do you do
14:50planes are waiting
14:52wow
14:53you are really strong
14:56whitney i can't just leave my sister hanging like this okay
14:59i made her a promise
15:00you make that promise with your abs
15:03wow
15:04oh
15:05oh
15:06oh
15:07oh
15:07oh
15:07oh
15:07oh
15:07oh
15:10whitney
15:11if you make me go to that premiere tonight
15:13all of those photographers are gonna see you on the red carpet
15:15is this
15:16boom
15:17boom
15:17boom
15:19sad face
15:21No, no, no. No sad face on the red carpet.
15:24Whitby, come on. There has to be some way to get me to go to both the Cheddar Process and
15:28my premiere.
15:29It's just not possible.
15:41Technically, it might be kind of possible.
15:44If we delay the private jet two hours and do your hair and makeup here...
15:49Then I can still do the cheese roll with my sister and be in Hollywood on time for the premiere.
15:53Hold on. Bam!
15:57Hometown girl spends time with her family before big Hollywood premiere.
16:02That is a story with heart.
16:05You can't project that onto the moon.
16:07Let's do it.
16:09Boom, boom, boom! Happy face!
16:16Let's do some sausages!
16:18And they're out!
16:19Well, Parker Rooney's throwing sausage after sausage at his big brother Joey there.
16:24And he is catching everything but a cold.
16:27I tell you, it's amazing, this Joey Rooney.
16:29I mean, it's like he is a broad-catching octopus.
16:32A broctopus, if you will.
16:34And out we're down to two teams!
16:36There's only two teams left!
16:37I know his sister is in the movies, but Joey Rooney is the real star today!
16:43Unbelievable!
16:45This is just an incredible display of broctopus and a billy I haven't seen since old...
16:49Oh, that's it!
16:50It's over!
16:52Parker and Joey Rooney win!
16:58Unbelievable stuff!
16:59What's your secret, boys?
17:01Science!
17:02Hard work.
17:04Hard work.
17:07Okay, enough pimping.
17:09The cheese rolls are about to start.
17:11Libby, let them work their magic.
17:13You are going to be photographed more tonight than you've been in your entire life.
17:16You need to look perfect.
17:21You got it!
17:24Let's go!
17:25Come on, people!
17:26This cheese pork thing has us on a great schedule!
17:29Oh, Whitney, hold on.
17:30I want to grab my phone.
17:32I want to text Maddie that I'm on my way now that I know I'm actually coming.
17:41No!
17:48No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
17:53What the...
17:54Oh, hey!
17:59Hi!
18:00So, um, my hair kind of got sucked into a...
18:05Oh!
18:06A meat grinder?
18:08Oh!
18:10Oh!
18:11Oh!
18:13Oh!
18:13Oh!
18:14Oh!
18:15Oh!
18:17Oh!
18:23And to the Slippery Sausage Toss Champions goes...
18:26The Golden Broward!
18:31Seriously, Joe, everybody, how did you do it?
18:34Oh, well, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny.
18:36Success is 50% preparation and 50% perspiration.
18:41Me?
18:42No, no, no.
18:42I like to sprinkle in another 16% of natural-born handsomeness and one metric leader of straight-up
18:49ball of skills, yo!
18:51Ah!
18:52Ah!
18:53Hey, listen, is there anything you can't catch?
18:55I mean, think fast, huh?
18:57Oh!
18:59Second time's a charm.
19:01There you go.
19:04Um, why don't you try throwing one from, uh, this bed?
19:12Holy hidden secrets!
19:14The Rooney Boys stuffed their sausages with metal and Joey's rings are madness!
19:23How could you do this to the Cheddar Brot Fest?
19:27I thought we raised you to respect sausage.
19:33Okay, I got a guy coming.
19:36He's gonna get your hair out so we can salvage it for the premiere.
19:39Can you do it in the next five minutes so that I can make the cheese roll?
19:43Sister, it's gonna take two hours to fix your hair.
19:45You're not going to the festival.
19:47Whitney, I promised my sister!
19:49No, no, no!
19:50No!
19:55No!
19:56No!
19:57No!
19:57No!
19:57No!
19:58No!
19:59No!
20:00No!
20:01No!
20:21Okay, Maddie needs you.
20:25You can do this.
20:27You can do this.
20:36Whoa!
20:37I don't need to bend my arm!
20:38Nicholas stuck!
20:41No!
20:41No!
20:41No!
20:44No!
20:48No!
20:48No!
20:48No!
20:49No!
20:50No!
20:51No!
20:55No!
20:56That bread is by default, huh?!
20:58That's heard for her bums, huh?!
21:00You ready for that crown, Peep?
21:05cheese
21:07you're gonna have to earn that crown
21:11holy
21:13hacked up on some hair
21:19what happened
21:22you know it's just your typical hair gets caught in a meat grinder and has to be hacked off in
21:27order to keep a promise to your best friend slash sister kind of story one of those
21:33wait you sacrificed your hair for me
21:37what about your premiere um actually whitney says that if i can win this within the next 10 minutes
21:42i can still make the premiere nine minutes 38 seconds tick tock ladies
21:47okay maddie let's do this
21:53okay seriously game of the hood people are staring thanks
22:01looks like we're gonna have a cheese roll after all
22:05partners get ready to chuck that cheddar please oh please let's roll some cheese
22:13i got it i got it
22:15the four-time chip grabs his wheel of cheese and lets him fly and down goes the pretzel man
22:20what a great shot
22:22and there goes the younger rudy pretzel man
22:26oh here we go pistol beat again
22:29he's fired up and there goes that wheel of cheese
22:40and now it's down to the always difficult pretzel castle folks
22:49hey uh hey primetime
22:52you know if you choke now you lose to girls whose diapers you've changed
22:55oh sorry that's right you never changed our diapers
23:00i was too worried i would get clumsy and drop you
23:03well really hope you don't drop this wheel of cheese
23:07you know it weighs about as much as a baby girl
23:17oh did she get in your head
23:21shake it off prime time
23:23you're the chair
23:24this is for all the marbles
23:26and here he goes and lets him roll it
23:29jimmy chucked up mother of baby
23:34if the twins can knock down their pretzel castle
23:37they win
23:38she intimidated my partner
23:40you go get her pretzel king
23:42there is no smack talk in the cheese roll
23:45you are banned from aiming your partner
23:48what no
23:49how can i hit the castle without my aimer
23:51you know what liv
23:52it's fine you got this
23:54because if anyone can find a castle
23:56it's a princess
23:59of course
24:01activate diva sonar
24:10got it target locked
24:31steered pd is under here
24:32thank you
24:34there's a new cheese sheriff in town
24:36and her name is bullseye rudy
24:38how come i run for free
24:40we gotta go
24:42let's get on the plane rudy's
24:45um wait all of us
24:47you think i'm going to my big hollywood premiere without my family
24:53move move move move
24:54do it
24:57yes
24:58i love you rick
25:00that was exciting huh
25:04oh boy
25:05for the record
25:06i didn't even want to go to live rudy's
25:08stupid hollywood premiere you know
25:10my job's right here
25:11at steven's point
25:12um
25:14we have an extra seat on the plane
25:15so it's uh
25:16yours if you want it
25:21johnny nemesis is going to hollywood
25:22nemesis out
25:43i'm really glad wisconsin live is back
25:45but hollywood live has some serious perks
25:51let's keep her around
25:53hey guys
25:55family photo
25:56come on in
25:59everyone say
26:02cheese
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