00:03Okay, move it, move it, move it, this is not a drill, special assembly, special assembly!
00:14Diggy and I broke up, um, because he decided to be a foreign exchange student.
00:19Again, uh, since then we haven't really seen each other much, but I mean, we're still great friends.
00:26Conversation just kind of flows like it used to.
00:37Great challenge, such a good job.
00:41Go fork your fork pines.
00:45Alright, let's go people! One, two, three, eyes on me!
00:50Four, five, six, shut your faces!
00:58Four, five, six, shut your eyes on me!
00:58Last weekend, I had a run-in with a wild porcupine.
01:03Because of that, I will not be sitting down anytime soon.
01:12They're really cute, but they're killers.
01:14You know, that's why the porcupine's our mascot.
01:16Was your mascot.
01:19We have a new one, which honors our proud Wisconsin heritage.
01:25I introduce the rich one, butter!
01:30Butter!
01:35What?
01:36The butter?
01:38That's so dumb!
01:39We're the porcupines!
01:41Yeah, you can't just take Polly!
01:43He's part of our family!
01:45He's part of our family!
01:45This is a travesty!
01:47I just finished hand knitting my Polly sweater.
01:55The angry human leprechaun dude is right.
01:58Butter's no kind of mascot.
02:01Decisions been made!
02:03The porcupine is out!
02:05Meat!
02:06Polly butter stick!
02:08Woo!
02:09Hey!
02:10Bridgewater!
02:13Bridgewater!
02:14Bridgewater!
02:15Bridgewater!
02:15Woo!
02:19Come on, people!
02:21Where's your school spirit?
02:24Turn those boos into booter!
02:35I'm up with the sunshine!
02:38I lace up my hats off!
02:41I can't stand up!
02:42Ready or not!
02:44Yeah, show me what you got!
02:46I'm under the spotlight!
02:49I say you come on and follow!
02:52You dance to your own beat!
02:54I'll sing the melody!
02:57When you say yeah!
03:00I say no!
03:02When you say so!
03:05All I wanna do is go, go, go!
03:08You!
03:09You!
03:09You're the house of me!
03:12Me!
03:12The house I'll never be!
03:14The house that drows me, baby!
03:19You!
03:20You!
03:20The better house of me!
03:22You!
03:23The house I'll always lean!
03:26But we both know!
03:28We're better in stereo!
03:35Home alone!
03:37House to ourselves!
03:40Yeah!
03:41We made the rules today!
03:43It's gonna get crazy!
03:48Hey, do you have any coasters?
03:52Do you not understand the meaning of crazy?
03:58Parker's school is off today!
04:00He's home alone, but I trust him!
04:03Mom is checking in every five minutes!
04:08Make that every three minutes!
04:11I don't have coasters, but I do have the Cloudinator 9000!
04:25Whoa!
04:26A new robot?
04:28What?
04:29Parker!
04:30What did I do to deserve you?
04:35This machine will create a rain shower right here in this living room!
04:41Why would we want that?
04:43Because we both love tomatoes, but hate store prices!
04:51Take that, grocery man!
04:57Time to make it rain!
05:16Take that, grocery man!
05:20Oh dear!
05:22Shut it down!
05:24Shut it down!
05:26Shut it down!
05:27Shut it down!
05:40That was so cool!
05:44Only three people can make lightning!
05:47Mother Nature, Thor, and my homie Dr. P!
05:54C-U-C-T-T-E-R!
05:57Butter is the best by far!
06:05No!
06:06Who destroyed our mascot?
06:08Last night, the enemies of Butter struck.
06:14This was all that they left.
06:18We need to find out what TRSP stands for.
06:24I know exactly what TRSP stands for.
06:29Team Rooney Ski Patrol.
06:31Our family went on a ski trip last winter,
06:34and Mom made us all matching beanies.
06:42It was definitely a Rooney!
06:44A Rooney did this!
06:46Not me, though.
06:48I was cutting the ribbon at the new stop-and-shop dairy aisle.
06:53All the Roonies are suspects.
06:57Except for you, you beautiful little rat.
07:03I'm gonna be honest, I wish I didn't enjoy that as much as I did.
07:13Last night, I left the school at seven for my mani-pedi.
07:18When I returned at 9 p.m. to change out of my flip-flops,
07:24the Ridgewood Butter had been vandalized.
07:28Yes!
07:29Was that the scene of the crime?
07:33I need alibas from each of you.
07:43Where were you last night?
07:47Pete and I were at a cooking class.
07:54Me?
07:56You think I'm capable of vandalism?
08:00I watched a pack of butterflies peck a man to death.
08:03Who knows what you're capable of, Sugar Plum.
08:08Cooking class wasn't even my idea.
08:11We got a gift card in the mail.
08:16Uh, okay, well, I didn't do it, but I can't really tell you where I was.
08:23Oh.
08:24Well, then you're free to leave.
08:25Sit back down!
08:31Answer the question.
08:32Okay.
08:33Um, okay.
08:34Um, okay.
08:34Uh, I was...
08:39Yodeling.
08:43We made paella.
08:46I was gonna have it for lunch today.
08:58Solid alibi.
09:01Little skimpy on the shrimpy.
09:05All right, fine.
09:07I'll talk.
09:09I wasn't yodeling by myself.
09:11I was yodeling with...
09:16With Artie.
09:21Where were you?
09:22Not telling.
09:22Where were you?
09:23Not telling.
09:24Where were you?
09:24Not telling.
09:25Where were you?
09:25Not telling.
09:25Not telling.
09:28Paella.
09:29Oh, no, no.
09:29No, no.
09:31Paella.
09:35Yodeling's really great for my voice and Artie's like...
09:39Weirdly amazing at it.
09:43Last night, Artie and I were rehearsing and we were wearing blindfolds to help us visualize the lush green hills
09:50of Switzerland.
09:52It seriously worked.
09:54I smelled cow.
09:56And strudel.
09:57Then I guess you'll have no problem proving your story by yodeling with Artie before tonight's game.
10:06I am not telling.
10:09Give me an alibi or you're suspended from tonight's game.
10:14What?
10:15No, it's the first game of the state tournament.
10:18Maddie, we need you in that game. Tell her where you were.
10:22I just can't, okay?
10:25Until you prove differently, say bye-bye to be bald.
10:34Yodeling.
10:41Oh.
10:43Sorry.
10:44Just trying to break up some of the tension.
11:02Joey, what are you doing?
11:05The school needs a mascot.
11:08And I, Bobby Butterstick, will be that mascot.
11:14Yeah.
11:15Dude, you're Butter, not Batman.
11:18Oh.
11:20For now.
11:23So, returning to the scene of your crime?
11:27I keep telling you, I didn't do it.
11:30But I need to figure out who did so I can play in tonight's game.
11:33I just have literally no idea who would do something like this.
11:37Hmm.
11:37Hmm.
11:38Oh!
11:39Hey!
11:40Dumbtruck!
11:41You're a dirtbag!
11:43Whoa!
11:45That's a very derogatory term.
11:47I prefer to be known as a shady American.
11:52So, did you vandalize the mascot?
11:55Nah.
11:56All my vandalisms have a certain level of pizzazz.
12:00Milkbombing the talent show.
12:02Cake batter in the water fountains.
12:05Diarrhea Tuesdays.
12:08They all say class.
12:12Ugh.
12:13Yeah.
12:13No, you're right.
12:14You were way too small time to pull off something this sophisticated.
12:19Whoa!
12:19Hey, yo!
12:22Those words cut deep.
12:24I may project a tough exterior, but I am a very sensitive soul.
12:31Okay.
12:32Well, if he didn't do it, who did?
12:37You're forgetting the most important piece of evidence, Maddie.
12:41What's that?
12:42You did it!
12:53Okay, uh, I know it looks bad, but I didn't do it.
12:58I mean, Joey, someone must have framed me.
13:01Well, that only happens if someone has an ex-boyfriend with an axe to grind.
13:10An ex-boyfriend with an axe to grind!
13:15Are you saying Diggy did this?
13:18Uh, no, I'm pretty sure you're saying Diggy did this.
13:23You're right, I am!
13:27Hey, hey, hey, what I told you?
13:29Hey, stop.
13:31I'm letting this thing loose in the cafeteria.
13:34Yeah.
13:35Is that good enough for you?
13:36Okay.
13:45Arty, this performance has to be perfect if I'm gonna be cleared as a suspect.
13:50Fret not, Fräulein.
13:52Our fans will finally see us together in front of the whole school together.
13:57Did I say together? I meant as one.
14:03Ugh, stop being so arty.
14:06Arty.
14:07I'm just, I'm having a really hard time with my high.
14:10Hee-hoo!
14:12No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
14:13Half donkey, half owl.
14:15Hee-hoo!
14:19Hee-hoo!
14:21Oh, that was pretty good.
14:23Really?
14:23We don't want pretty good, we want perfect!
14:31Hee-hoo!
14:34Hee-hoo!
14:36Um, cause no.
14:41But I have a solution.
14:44Swiss chocolate!
14:46It opens the esophagus and provides the proper amount of phlegm.
14:58Yodel forth, my alpine Aphrodite.
15:01All right.
15:03All right.
15:04Yodel, ee-hoo, yodel, ee-hoo, yodel, ee-hoo, yodel, ee-hoo!
15:10The Swiss chocolate really worked!
15:13Can't miss with the Swiss girl!
15:23I think we just about fixed it!
15:27Where'd you get all the chair material from?
15:29It's my newest invention, Parker Patches.
15:33Made from old underwear and banana peels.
15:36Now, just a little more Parker paste over here.
15:43And we're done!
15:45Uh, nice work, Dr. P!
15:48Ah, my tush is filling this kush!
15:55And now, my tush is filling this kush!
16:01I can't!
16:02I can't!
16:03I can't!
16:03I can't!
16:04I can't!
16:08I can't!
16:09I can't!
16:09I can't!
16:09I can't!
16:09Up close and personal!
16:14Did you start wearing cologne?
16:18Did the ladies enjoy it?
16:30Ooh!
16:31There's Diggy!
16:32Now, if you want to play in the state tournament, Ty, you have to interrogate him.
16:37What?
16:38No!
16:38Joey!
16:39Diggy didn't do it!
16:41Oh!
16:42I get it!
16:43You're scared to talk to your ex-boo!
16:47Don't worry, babe!
16:48Bobby Butterstick's got your back!
16:50Why?
16:51What?
16:52No!
16:52What are you doing?
16:53What?
16:53No!
17:01Diggy!
17:02My man!
17:03What's up?
17:04Anything new?
17:05Oh!
17:06And where were you last night when someone vandalized the butter?
17:12How?
17:16Playing basketball in the park.
17:18Oh!
17:19Okay!
17:19Were you with anybody else?
17:21No!
17:22I was by myself.
17:24Oh!
17:24So no one was there to vouch for you.
17:27Dun!
17:28Dun!
17:29Dun!
17:29The earth!
17:34He did it!
17:36He's gotta tell!
17:37When he's lying, his eyes get extra smoldering!
17:40Oh!
17:41Yeah!
17:41Come on, let's go tellow what we're going to get you clear to flex!
17:45No!
17:45We're not doing that!
17:47I know that Diggy didn't do it.
17:50Don!
17:51so last night i went out on my run and i happened to see that he was shooting hoops in
17:58the park so
17:58i just decided to hide behind a tree and watch him for a couple minutes well that is super weird
18:08but still i mean you could have done it after you left
18:13yeah well a couple minutes turned into like a couple hours
18:19oh you want to get back together no i don't and besides it's not gonna happen i mean he's
18:29going to australia all right all right whatever you say winkity wink wink wink
18:39come on let's go tell everyone your alibi you were watching diggy from behind a tree for hours
18:47joey we're not doing that we're not gonna tell anyone that because it's not an alibi because
18:52nobody saw me hey maddie i saw you hiding behind a tree in the park for hours last night
19:01boom alibi
19:04no i don't want diggy to know i was there we just have to find a clue so we can
19:09figure out who framed me
19:11yeah you've gotta find your perp
19:15wait perp is the beginning of purple which is the color of our uniforms is that a clue
19:22no lacy that is not a clue not even sure it's a thought
19:27what about the smudges on that beanie is that a clue
19:30oh lacy that's not a clue oh wait yes that is so a clue
19:36what is that is that is that paint or mud i can't tell
19:41whoever planted that beanie must have had that gunk on their hands
19:44you figure out what those smudges are and you figure out who did this
19:49i think this is a job for dr p
19:57superintendent nebow is bumper does this meet your high standards you vandal snob
20:13parker i need your help can you help me figure out what these smudges are thanks
20:23aren't you at least gonna ask how we got stuck to this chair
20:30you built a cloud that shot a lightning bolt into mom's brand new chair which you then fixed with
20:36parker paste which has now bonded your butts to the cushion and reggie started wearing cologne
20:50all right now please help me figure out what those smudges are before my game tips off
21:01you know i am not loving that cologne it isn't for you
21:28for tonight's game for your listening enjoyments and to prove an alibi
21:33i give you the richwood yodeling club
21:59you
22:00you
22:02you
22:04you
22:05you
22:05you
22:05you
22:06you
22:17Maddie, I come to you not as a brother, but as a mascot.
22:21This is the playoffs, dude.
22:23You worked all season for this moment.
22:25Just go tell me about where you were watching, Diggie.
22:32Oh, man.
22:33I cannot believe I have to admit to this.
22:37I'm being mortified.
22:39Okay.
22:41No, it's okay.
22:43Hey.
22:50Superintendent E. Bauer, I have something that I need to tell you.
22:55Everyone, stop!
23:03After extensive testing, we determined that the smudges are chocolate of a Swiss origin.
23:11I figured it out because I liked it.
23:16So what did you need to tell me, Rooney?
23:20That I just solved the crime.
23:24I know who vandalized the mascot.
23:28It was Artie Smalls.
23:37Artie set up a late-night yodeling practice with Liv yesterday.
23:42He had her wear a blindfold to imagine the lush green hills of Switzerland.
23:47But really, it was so that he could sneak off.
23:51Yodel-e-ee-hoo.
23:52Yodel-e-ee-hoo.
23:55Do it again.
23:57Yodel like you mean it.
24:00Okay.
24:01Okay.
24:02Yodel like you.
24:03Yodel like you.
24:04Yodel like you.
24:07Again.
24:08Less donkey, more owl.
24:10Okay.
24:11Yodel like you.
24:13Yodel like you.
24:14And that's when Artie and his minions vandalized the butter.
24:19But he just couldn't keep his hands off the chocolate.
24:22Swiss chocolate.
24:25And that's when he planted the beanie.
24:28Which he created using his advanced knitting skills.
24:36And then made sure that the rest of my family all had alibis.
24:41Wait.
24:43So you were the one that tricked me into going to the dairy aisle opening.
24:48They called security.
24:50Do you have any idea how embarrassing it is to be butter escorted out of a dairy aisle?
24:58My yodeling.
25:00Yodel like.
25:00Our paella gift card.
25:03No, no, no, no.
25:04Paella.
25:09It was Artie in the hallway with the butter.
25:21A fun tale you weave, Madison.
25:25But no one will ever believe you.
25:28I believe her.
25:31Mostly because I don't like your face.
25:36My only question is, why would you frame me?
25:40Why?
25:44I'll tell you why.
25:46Because you dumped my brother.
25:50Diggy.
25:54Hey.
25:56Hold on a second here.
25:58You two's as brothers?
26:02Obviously.
26:04The plan was for the Smalls brothers and the Rooney sisters to live happily ever after.
26:12But now only Liv and I are a couple.
26:17Because you broke my poor brother's heart.
26:20Artie.
26:22Batty didn't dump me.
26:23I broke up with her.
26:27Also, Liv Rooney and Artie Smalls are not a couple.
26:33I repeat.
26:34Liv Rooney and Artie Smalls will never be a couple.
26:42You dumped her?
26:45Why have you stopped sharing your life with me, dear brother?
26:50Because you do stuff like this.
26:56Well, Mom says I'm acting out because my role model keeps running off to foreign countries like Tendribania and Australia.
27:10Matty, you can play in the game.
27:16Artie, you're mine.
27:20Minions, protect me!
27:24Please.
27:30Suit up, Matts.
27:33It's game time.
27:34Hey, Mad Dog Rooney was born suited up!
27:44Bam!
27:45What?
27:53You're late.
28:00You missed a spot.
28:07Attention, everyone.
28:10Listen up to me.
28:12Okay.
28:13Shut your faces!
28:17So, in celebration of Coach Rooney and the girls' basketball team's first round victory,
28:26Superintendent Niebuhr has agreed to give us back our mascot.
28:35Let's go, Botterman!
28:40What's Polly doing here, guys?
28:44Oops, I forgot to tell you.
28:46We're back to porcupines.
28:48What?
28:49No, no, no, no.
28:51I'm Bobby Butterstick.
28:53I burned all my other clothes.
28:55可X?
28:56I'm Gabby.
29:00Yeah.
29:04Go!
29:05Go!
29:06Go!
29:07Go!
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