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00:02One week till our sweet 16.
00:04After four years of being apart, we are finally together on our birthday.
00:08Yay, Z's!
00:10I know!
00:11We get to blow out our candles together again.
00:13The three Rooney girls, together again and ready to pour it!
00:20Don't turn around.
00:21You don't want to know what Mom's doing behind you.
00:23I don't need to.
00:25I can feel the desperation on the back of my neck.
00:30All right, fine.
00:32Guess I'll just save my moves for the party.
00:35Back that party up over here, care bae.
00:45Anyway, so for our party, I had a few thoughts.
00:56I had a thought.
01:05Okay, so I'm thinking red carpet designer gowns.
01:11We enter Cirque du Soleil style spiraling in on silks.
01:17I'm thinking peanut shells on the floor, steaks the size of our heads.
01:23We enter hungry man style in our casual eating pails.
01:30Natty, this is our big one-six.
01:33It needs to be epic.
01:35I know.
01:36And I'm thinking epic.
01:38There's this new cowboy jail-themed restaurant, the Hooskow.
01:46We have very different ideas of epic.
01:51You know what's epic?
01:53Mini golf birthday parties.
01:56They worked for years for you two.
01:59Ages six to eleven.
02:01Done.
02:02Yes, yes, Dad's right.
02:04Natty, you loved it because it was sporty.
02:06And Liv, there was a castle so you could dress up like a princess.
02:09And I loved it because you two were together celebrating your birthday.
02:14So, Rooney girls, let's get ready to party!
02:18Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
02:20I'm not party!
02:21But, but, but, um, stop.
02:26Hater.
02:32As fun as mini golf was, we're turning sixteen now.
02:37So, we can plan our own party.
02:40So, let's just talk this out because nothing's been set in stone.
02:44Liv, I picked out the silks for your epic party entrance.
02:51Epically bad decision to bring them home on my bike.
02:58The silks have already been ordered?
03:01You've already planned our entire party, haven't you?
03:04Well, it's not like I could leave it up to you.
03:07I mean, casual eating pants?
03:09Spiraling it on silks?
03:10You're being impossible!
03:12Oh, I wish we could just have separate birthdays!
03:29A little help?
03:39I'm up with the sunshine.
03:41I'll lace up my heart's up.
03:44When you slam dunk, ready or not.
03:47Yeah, show me what you got.
03:49I'm under the spotlight.
03:52I dare you come on and follow.
03:55You dance to your own beat.
03:57I'll sing the melody when you say yeah.
04:02I say no when you say so.
04:07All I want to do is go, go, go.
04:10You, you, you're the half of me, me.
04:14The half I'll never be.
04:16The half that drives me crazy.
04:20You, you, you're the half of me, me.
04:24The half I'll always be.
04:26But we both know we're better in stereo.
04:36My twins can't have separate parties on their sweet 16.
04:40So, while you two were at Maddie's basketball game,
04:44I came up with a mom-promise.
04:48So, take a look.
04:53That's okay!
04:57Awesome!
04:59Hold on, you haven't seen the best part.
05:02Turn around.
05:05Two themes, one party.
05:09It's a red carpet warrior!
05:13Hey, why isn't this thing working?
05:16So, Maddie, honey, you wanted to go to the Who Scout,
05:19so we're going to have a Western barbecue right here in the house, Joey.
05:24Mom, I don't want to say it.
05:25Oh, come on, say it.
05:28Yeehaw!
05:31And Liv, you wanted a Cirque du Soleil red carpet gala.
05:37I bring you Parker Otsy!
05:39Say, Roni!
05:40Mad Roni!
05:41Who are you wearing?
05:45Boom!
05:46Boom!
05:47Ben!
05:50Mom, this is great!
05:51And I think we're halfway there.
05:53The half of it doesn't look like a barn.
05:55So, I think we should clear out these hay bales,
05:59and, uh, ooh, all the barbecue-y stuff.
06:02And I just really want to, you know, class this place up, you know?
06:05I think we're going to bring in some French contortionists.
06:08Liv, why aren't you throwing out everything that I like?
06:11I thought this was our party.
06:15Honey, it's time to come clean.
06:18We've kept this secret for too long.
06:21No, Pete.
06:22I'm not telling you they were bored on separate days.
06:31Damn-town ladies, sing that song.
06:36Karaoke thing works great.
06:40Who's next?
06:41What did you just say?
06:43We have different birthdays?
06:45Girls, your mother and I have something to tell you.
06:51Go ahead.
06:56Liv and Maddie,
06:57the day you were born was truly the greatest day of my life.
07:03Oh, that feels nice.
07:08But it was actually the days you were born.
07:11You see, Liv,
07:13you were born on the 5th at 11.56 p.m.
07:17But, Maddie, honey,
07:18you were born
07:19at 12.02 on the
07:236th.
07:23But the whole reason
07:25that 5 is my lucky number
07:27is because I was born on the 5th.
07:29I'm a 5.
07:32Apparently, I'm a 0.
07:36Wait, so
07:37Maddie's never celebrated
07:39on her actual birthday?
07:43What kind of parents
07:45are you?
07:49This is preposterous.
07:51I say again, preposterous.
07:54If they can do this to her,
07:56what does that mean for everybody else?
07:59Am I 6?
08:00Am I 11?
08:01I could be 9.
08:09Hey.
08:10Hey.
08:15Maddie, honey,
08:16I am so sorry.
08:17You know,
08:18every year,
08:19your birthday would roll around,
08:20and I would just get so excited
08:22at the two of you sitting together
08:24blowing out your candles.
08:26Then why did you use those trick candles
08:28that didn't blow out?
08:32We wanted the moment
08:33to last forever.
08:36Plus,
08:37a joint birthday party
08:39is double the fun.
08:41It's also half the work.
08:43See,
08:44I'm trying to be completely honest
08:45with you from now on.
08:49Don't try and be funny.
08:51I'm still trying to be mad at you.
08:54Oh, honey,
08:54I'm so sorry.
08:55I thought I was doing the right thing.
08:58You know,
08:58when you and Liv were little,
09:00you were inseparable.
09:01As your mother,
09:02it just felt wrong
09:03to take that special day away.
09:05Are you seriously
09:06trying to take credit
09:07for being a good mother right now?
09:09Yes,
09:09I tried to slip that in.
09:12Now,
09:13just tell me
09:14what you want to do
09:15for your birthday,
09:15and your father and I
09:16will make it happen.
09:17Sky's the limit.
09:19Okay,
09:19there is a budget.
09:20See,
09:20I'm trying to be totally honest.
09:24Thanks, Mom,
09:25but
09:26honestly,
09:27the last thing
09:28I feel like doing right now
09:29is celebrating my birthday.
09:30I don't even think
09:31I want to have a party
09:32at all this year.
09:33I'm sure Liv feels
09:33the exact same way.
09:35Well,
09:35think about it.
09:36In the meantime,
09:38I made your favorite dinner,
09:39chicken pot pie.
09:41Okay,
09:41I didn't make it.
09:42It was frozen
09:43from a box.
09:45The truth really will
09:46set you free.
09:52Okay,
09:52everyone find a seat.
09:54Maddie's off on a jog,
09:55but I bought us some time.
09:57She always jogs
09:58till the end of her playlist,
09:59so I added six songs.
10:02Hey,
10:02Joey,
10:03I got a spot for you
10:04right here.
10:07I'm going to say yes,
10:09because I am scared
10:10to say no.
10:18Okay,
10:19you're all here
10:20because you are
10:21Maddie's best friends
10:22and family,
10:22and I want you
10:23to help me throw
10:24a surprise party for her.
10:25You have to keep it a secret.
10:28I know that won't be
10:29a problem for you, too.
10:33Mom said Maddie
10:34doesn't even want
10:35a party this year.
10:36Also,
10:37I cannot feel my ribs.
10:41I can.
10:42Maddie says
10:43she doesn't want
10:44a party,
10:44but I know
10:45my sister better.
10:46This birthday shocker
10:47has knocked her
10:48for a loop,
10:48and we are going
10:49to fix it.
10:50This is very sweet.
10:51Will,
10:52you're totally
10:52on the hook for this.
10:55Careful.
10:56Right,
10:56sorry.
10:58Willow,
10:59Dickie,
10:59Sains,
11:00and the rest of us
11:01get the house
11:01ready for the party.
11:03Don't bring her
11:04home until midnight,
11:05though,
11:05because that's when
11:05her actual birthday begins.
11:07Oh,
11:07midnight,
11:08isn't that awfully late
11:09for a party?
11:10You mean like
11:1116 years late,
11:13Mom?
11:15Midnight party.
11:17Fun.
11:24Hey, Mads,
11:25what are you doing?
11:26I am turning
11:28all my lucky fives
11:29into sixes.
11:32Turns out,
11:33the first 15 years
11:34of my life,
11:34I stuck fives
11:36everywhere.
11:39Everywhere.
11:44Identity crisis.
11:45I can relate.
11:46I remember
11:47the tough transition
11:48from Joseph
11:49to Joe,
11:50to Joey,
11:51but the brief stint
11:52is baby Jay.
11:55And ultimately
11:56back to Joey.
11:58Wasn't there a
11:58J-Daw,
11:59get me some work?
12:00Bring that up.
12:06Maddie and Joey Rooney.
12:08Character from
12:08My Nightmares.
12:11Delivery.
12:15You are cordially
12:17invited to the
12:18Cirque du Soleil
12:19red carpet gala
12:20celebrating the
12:21sweet 16 of
12:22Liv Rooney.
12:25Liv's throwing
12:25a party for herself?
12:28The invitations
12:29Pretzelbutt
12:30was handing out
12:31for a fake party
12:32to throw Maddie
12:33off the set.
12:33My job was
12:34to twist the knife
12:35ever so delicately.
12:38I have a gentle
12:39touch.
12:41Wow.
12:43They've took
12:43this whole
12:44birthday scandal
12:45a lot better
12:45than you did.
12:47A lot better.
12:50A lot.
12:53I can't believe
12:55she just taught
12:55me to do
12:56her own thing.
12:57Yeah.
12:58Does that
12:59make you mad?
13:00Bet I'd be mad.
13:02I'd be like
13:04really mad.
13:07You know what?
13:09If Liv's
13:10throwing a party
13:10for herself,
13:11I'm throwing
13:12a party for
13:13myself.
13:14I'm going
13:15to the
13:15Who's Cow.
13:17Oh, okay.
13:18Here comes Maddie.
13:19Remember,
13:19we have plans
13:20on Sunday.
13:21Hey, guys.
13:22Do you want to
13:22go off for my
13:23birthday?
13:23Who's Cow on
13:24Sunday?
13:25What do you say?
13:26Yeah, we have
13:26plans on Sunday.
13:28What plans?
13:30I've got a
13:33drum circle.
13:38Washing my
13:39ferrets.
13:42Book club?
13:47You're in a
13:48book club?
13:49Sure.
13:49Yeah, you know,
13:50every month
13:51we pick a book
13:52and then
13:53we watch the
13:54movie and
13:54talk about it.
13:58We're available
14:00Saturday.
14:01Saturday?
14:03Aren't you guys
14:04going to Liv's
14:04party?
14:06Not invited.
14:07Guess we
14:07didn't make the
14:08cut.
14:09Liv's lost.
14:10We're the
14:11cool kids.
14:15Liv's throwing
14:16a party for
14:16herself and she
14:17didn't even
14:18invite my
14:19friends.
14:20You know
14:21what?
14:22I am free
14:23Saturday.
14:24Going to the
14:25Who's Cow.
14:28The jaws of my
14:29traptastic planet
14:31closed.
14:32Maddie hated
14:32me.
14:33Hello, best
14:34sister ever.
14:39There you go,
14:40little lady.
14:41And you are
14:42welcome to
14:43his main
14:44return visit
14:45to the
14:45salad bars
14:46you want
14:46at the
14:47Who's Cow.
14:48But only
14:49under the
14:50watchful eye
14:51of the law.
14:54Watchful eye?
14:55Hardly.
14:56I filled my
14:56whole purse
14:57with baby
14:57corn.
14:58Don't mess
14:59with Sheriff
15:00Tim,
15:00Willow.
15:01He's packing
15:01ketchup and
15:02mustard.
15:06Dude,
15:07whatever Liv is
15:07doing at her
15:08stupid red
15:08carpet party
15:09cannot be
15:10nearly as
15:11cool as this.
15:11I mean,
15:12I'd much
15:13rather be at
15:13a place
15:14where you
15:14can throw
15:14your peanut
15:15shells on
15:15the floor.
15:16And rib
15:17bumps.
15:22Am I not
15:23supposed to
15:23do that?
15:26Always the
15:26lady sings.
15:28Always the
15:29lady.
15:32You guys
15:34are going to
15:34arrest someone
15:35again.
15:35You are
15:36under arrest.
15:37Cattle
15:37wrestling,
15:39stagecoach
15:39robbery,
15:40and spitting
15:41in the
15:42premise
15:42of the
15:42lady.
15:44Lock
15:45him up!
15:46Lock
15:46him up!
15:50I gotta
15:51take this.
15:56This is
15:57jailhouse
15:58one,
15:58over.
15:59Dicken,
15:59how's it
16:00going?
16:00It's great.
16:01We're just
16:01about to
16:02order dessert.
16:02She doesn't
16:03suspect a
16:03thing.
16:04Dessert?
16:05You can't
16:06be on dessert
16:06already.
16:07It's barely
16:07ten o'clock.
16:09You need
16:09to keep her
16:10out of the
16:10house until
16:11midnight.
16:12Yeah, I'll
16:13do what I
16:13can, but I
16:14didn't expect
16:14service to be
16:15this fantastic
16:16at a restaurant
16:16like this.
16:18Dickey, I am
16:19trying to do
16:19something nice
16:20for my sister.
16:21Do not make
16:21me regret
16:21trusting you.
16:25The fate of
16:26my plan rests
16:27on someone
16:28named Dickey.
16:32They got
16:33a stall
16:33for time.
16:34Not a
16:35prop.
16:35Staines is
16:36doing the
16:36rotisserie
16:37chicken
16:38stockade
16:38challenge.
16:45If you
16:45can eat a
16:46whole chicken
16:46in under
16:47an hour,
16:47you get
16:48a free
16:48t-shirt.
16:54You know
16:56what, let's
16:57just hold
16:57you off
16:58when this
16:58is over.
17:07One-layered
17:08cake?
17:08Really?
17:09You think
17:10that's gonna
17:10make up for
17:1116 years
17:12of fibs
17:13and fraud?
17:16I was
17:17gonna put
17:17little purple
17:18frosting flowers
17:19on the
17:20corners.
17:20That will
17:21impress no
17:22one.
17:25Well, I
17:26suppose I
17:26could do a
17:27few more
17:27layers.
17:28years.
17:29Yeah, maybe
17:30one for
17:30each year
17:31you lied.
17:41Wow, this
17:43mini golf course
17:44actually looks
17:45pretty good.
17:47I'm glad
17:48someone's paying
17:49attention to
17:50what the waves
17:50trying to pull
17:51off.
17:52Let's see
17:53the window
17:53spin.
17:54Oh, it
17:55doesn't
17:55actually
17:55spin.
17:56Yeah, no,
17:57it's decorative.
17:58Like the
17:58treadmill in
17:59mom and dad's
17:59bedroom.
18:02Are you
18:02kidding me?
18:04A crummy
18:05cake and
18:06a non-spinny
18:07windmill?
18:08Linda's trying
18:09to recreate the
18:10mini golf
18:11parties of
18:11Maddie's youth.
18:12And if we're
18:13gonna do this,
18:13we're gonna do
18:14this right.
18:15I guess we
18:16could take
18:17apart one of my
18:17remote-controlled
18:18cars and use
18:19the motor from
18:20that to make
18:20it spin.
18:21Yeah, we
18:22could do
18:22that.
18:23We can also
18:23play duck,
18:24duck, goose.
18:25Am I the
18:25only one that
18:26cares?
18:30We could
18:30take apart the
18:31riding mower and
18:32use the motor
18:33from that bad
18:34boy.
18:35Now we're
18:36talking birthday
18:37magic, monkeys.
18:39Let's go,
18:40let's go.
18:42Where are you
18:43going?
18:44It's already
18:45two hours past
18:46my bedtime.
18:47If I don't
18:48take a nap
18:48before the
18:49party, I'm
18:49gonna be a
18:50real cranky
18:51pants.
18:56Good job,
18:57Staines.
18:58I have never
18:59been more
18:59impressed or
19:01disgusted.
19:04And you
19:05know you
19:05didn't have
19:06to eat the
19:06bones to
19:07win the
19:08shirt,
19:08right?
19:09When I
19:10commit, I
19:10commit, man.
19:13Here's your
19:14birthday,
19:15little lady.
19:17Uh, it's
19:18not my actual
19:19birthday till
19:19midnight.
19:20Well, blow
19:21off the camp.
19:22It's somebody's
19:23birthday.
19:26Go ahead,
19:27Maddie, make
19:27a wish.
19:29Guys, I
19:30can't.
19:32Sheriff Tim
19:32was right.
19:33It is
19:33somebody's
19:34birthday.
19:35It's
19:35Liz's.
19:36And the
19:37only wish that
19:38popped into my
19:39head was that
19:39I wish we were
19:41blowing out our
19:41candles together,
19:42so.
19:43That's so
19:44sweet.
19:45Let's get you
19:45home right
19:45now.
19:51Uh,
19:52get up.
19:54Are you
19:55sure?
19:56We've barely
19:57been here for
19:58four hours.
20:00You are
20:01under arrest.
20:02Cattle
20:03rustling.
20:03Wait, you're
20:05arresting the
20:05wrong bandit.
20:06This girl here,
20:07she's the
20:07cattle rustler.
20:08Yeah, man.
20:09Lock her
20:10up.
20:11Lock her
20:12up.
20:13Lock her
20:13up.
20:14Lock her
20:15up.
20:16Guys,
20:17guys,
20:18let me
20:19out.
20:19I need to get
20:20to Liz's party
20:21before it's
20:21over.
20:22Good move,
20:23Diggy.
20:24I'm smooth
20:25under pressure.
20:27There's a new
20:28sheriff in town
20:29and his name's
20:30Diggy and he's
20:31the meanest
20:31sheriff on her.
20:32Ah!
20:36We're out of
20:37here.
20:39Patty,
20:40wait.
20:47Mr.
20:48and Mrs.
20:49Joey and
20:49Willow Rooney.
20:50Yes.
20:51Yes.
20:51Yes.
20:53Yes.
20:57It's midnight.
20:58Seriously,
20:59Diggy?
20:5916 wrong
21:00turns?
21:04I've never
21:05heard of that
21:05law that says
21:06you have to go
21:06five miles an
21:07hour past a
21:07graveyard.
21:08That's just
21:09showing respect,
21:11man.
21:14Wait a second,
21:15I don't hear
21:15music.
21:16And the red
21:17carpet is rolled
21:18up.
21:18You guys,
21:19I missed
21:20Liz's birthday.
21:26Upper was
21:28really great
21:29at the
21:29Hooskow.
21:33Where is
21:34everybody?
21:44We missed
21:45saying surprise.
21:46Are you
21:47kidding me?
21:53Happy sweet
21:5416,
21:54Maddie.
21:55Wait,
21:56this is all
21:56for me?
21:58Where's your
21:58red carpet
21:59party?
22:00Oh,
22:00there was no
22:01party.
22:02I totally
22:03played you.
22:03Don't feel bad
22:04though.
22:05I am a
22:05day older.
22:12Hey,
22:13remember us?
22:13The people
22:14you were
22:14screaming at
22:15the whole
22:16way past
22:17the graveyard?
22:18You guys
22:18were all
22:19in on
22:19this?
22:22Liv,
22:24mini golf?
22:25This is
22:26just like
22:26old times.
22:28We got
22:28so wrapped
22:29up in
22:29which kind
22:30of party
22:30we each
22:31wanted that
22:31we forgot
22:32the best
22:33part is
22:33doing it
22:33together.
22:36Someone
22:37made you
22:37a cake.
22:41Guys,
22:42a basketball
22:43cake?
22:44This is
22:45amazing.
22:4616 layers
22:47of buttercream
22:48and guilt.
22:49Mama's done
22:50her time.
22:50We're moving
22:51on.
22:53Now the
22:54Rooney girls
22:54are ready
22:55to get
22:55their
22:55a
22:56party on.
22:57A
22:57party on.
22:59A
23:00party on.
23:01A
23:01party on.
23:04Stop
23:05punishing
23:05us.
23:07Maddie,
23:09we even
23:10got you
23:10a number
23:11six jersey
23:12because we
23:13figured you'd
23:13want to
23:14change your
23:14number.
23:18So,
23:19Liv,
23:19come over
23:19with candles.
23:21Okay,
23:21one sec.
23:22I want to
23:22get a video
23:23of this.
23:23I think
23:23I left
23:24my phone
23:24in the
23:24garage
23:24when I
23:25was grabbing
23:25decorations.
23:28Video?
23:29Then we've
23:30got to have
23:30the windmill
23:31going.
23:32Dad,
23:32turn it
23:33on.
23:43Guys,
23:44I love it.
23:45We did a good
23:46thing today,
23:47boys.
23:48See what happens
23:49when you listen
23:49to Parker?
23:56That thing
23:57kicks up
23:58like a breeze.
24:07Oh,
24:07no,
24:08the cake!
24:14We have to
24:15turn this thing
24:16off!
24:18Don't worry,
24:19birthday girl.
24:20Your hero's
24:22here.
24:37Hey,
24:38superhero.
24:39Slug's right
24:40here.
24:59Let's work on
25:00the cake,
25:00Mom.
25:08Hey,
25:09Parker,
25:09check it out.
25:10Liv got us a
25:11present for helping
25:12out with the party.
25:13It's nice to be
25:15appreciated.
25:15I'm excited.
25:19Surprise!
25:25Dude,
25:26that was awesome.
25:26Nice work,
25:27pretzel butt.
25:28Up top!
25:32Hey,
25:33can you fit
25:33my underwear drawer?
25:34I want to freak
25:34out my mom.
25:36Follow me!
25:45Do you want to
25:46yeah!
25:46So let's go
25:46need to have
25:46discussion.
25:46I love you!
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