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Ladies of London - Season 4 - Episode 08: Bad Manors
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00:05You
00:10The thing about mark is that he like thinks he's like funny and laughing and whatever, but he's not he's
00:15just mean
00:15I think in mark there is a pure heart of gold and I think it's his heart of gold
00:21Weirdly ironically the makes him really mean because he wants to make people laugh and have fun
00:27I'm getting ready for the big polo event
00:33I'm hoping everyone does kind of behave themselves
00:37Listen if you're gonna go around wearing a hundred and fifty dead pigeons to a garden
00:42I can hear mark from my horse talking about me. What's upsetting her and say one thing in front of
00:53her face and say another thing behind her back?
00:55I'm very happy to say absolutely nothing to her or behind her
00:58You're saying that you're upset and that you've got feelings all that stuff like that's you giving a s**t
01:02I'm like I'm just thinking the less you do that the better
01:06I would like to extend an invitation to Longleat
01:09I think it would be very nice for everybody to come to Longleat. I think there's something there for everybody
01:14Hopefully, I'll keep them entertained enough to not argue
01:21Imagine it should be fun
01:25You know, you'll never be me
01:27You might be free
01:29But this is my city
01:37What are we going to take to Longleat?
01:39Hmm? What do you think my boy?
01:42Vintage Valentino
01:43I feel like Louis Vuitton whore
01:45They do make good bags
01:47They didn't steam anything
01:49I bet Mark is all steamed
01:57I'm like so confused about what to pack
02:00I know
02:01She didn't say to pack safari gear but you know we are going on safari
02:05So I had to order something so otherwise it's like a glam and sequins and everything in between
02:11Well off the Longleat we go
02:22I'm going to go
02:27Morning
02:28Hi
02:28Hello
02:29Nice to see you
02:30How's it going?
02:31Good thank you
02:32Just get this one ready
02:33Never stops does it?
02:36What can I do to help?
02:37I do need that wine to chill
02:39Oh my god you are so organised
02:40At Longleat we have opened seven cottages on the estate which are all beautiful
02:44They're all historic houses
02:46They've been restored lovingly and curated and are dotted about the estate
02:50Some are in the safari, some are in the forest
02:52Alcohol free wine will not get touched
02:55It's very very sweet
02:57Like going and staying in a cottage in the country
02:58You know playing country house for the weekend
03:01But then you're in a safari park
03:04As a hostess you don't want drama at your party ever
03:07And you want people to have a good time
03:09So
03:11Friends are on the way from London
03:12So when they get here I think we will do a ride on boats
03:16And then we're doing tea in the orangery
03:18Which I love is my favourite
03:20I think we'll be quite busy
03:21Wish me luck
03:22Thank you
03:22Good luck
03:23Am I insane?
03:24Yeah probably
03:25Asking for trouble
03:30Yes
03:32I think I'm ready
03:33I'm moving into Emma's
03:35Yes
03:35Hello
03:36Thank you
03:37Thank you so much
03:38Car one is Kimmy, Mark, Micah
03:41And then the M's are in that one
03:43Emma tasked me with getting everybody into the cars and getting on the road
03:47Hi
03:48I think she knows I'm responsible enough
03:54To make sure I've got everybody together
03:57He looks like a lover
03:59It's like herding cats
04:00But I think she knows I'm up for the job
04:02Look at your cute little suitcase
04:04Oh my god, looks like a suitcase
04:05No, this is vintage
04:07All right, love you, love you, love you
04:08Love you, love you, love you
04:09Love you, love you, love you
04:10Travels
04:10Bon voyage
04:12God, how exciting
04:13Look at you
04:15You are so fabulous
04:17Welcome
04:18Oh, you look magnificent
04:19So do you
04:20Sublime
04:21If I were a man, I'd want to dress just like you
04:23If I were a girl, I'd want to be you
04:27Hi, Micah
04:27Oh, you're a vision
04:29Hello
04:30What can I help you with?
04:31This is my booze bag
04:34I love drinking, I love wine
04:36I call just a little personality enhancer
04:39I like to make sure everything's sorted
04:42Any journey with Kimmy, you know is going to be a good time
04:45I'm going to get my booze bag
04:50Cool
04:53Hello
04:54How's the tea? Oh, hello
04:55We've got that lovely central table there for you
04:57Fantastic
04:58We're just going to start dressing now
04:59How are we doing with the cakes and everything?
05:01Being prepared by the chef at the moment
05:02Yum, lovely cake
05:03Yeah, it's all in hand
05:04Scones, yeah
05:05Just makes me so happy
05:07Having guests at Longly is quite complicated
05:09Because you've got to always streamline
05:11Whatever you're doing alongside whatever is already happening
05:13Busy week, isn't it?
05:15Longly is open to the public all throughout the year
05:17So if people are coming
05:18I have to curate the experience around the time of year
05:22What's happening in the estate
05:23What event, there might be concerts
05:25There might be hot air balloon things
05:26There's always something
05:27Longly apples
05:29First ones of the year
05:30When people come to Longly it should feel like a dream
05:32A lot of effort goes into everything
05:34Huge and my whole life is logistics
05:37I don't want people to see the work
05:38I want them to enjoy it
05:40I worry about all the things
05:41And they just have to have fun
05:48How are you feeling about seeing Margot?
05:50I've always struggled with people who don't have a sense of humor
05:54Who aren't quick
05:55Who can't take it
05:57You see in Britain we tend not to talk about emotions
05:59You know if you're going to give it you have to be able to take it
06:02I can take it
06:03100%
06:04And if we must we use humor to deflect
06:07I have had a conversation with her and she's been quite sensitive about it
06:11Sensitive about what?
06:13Someone not liking her boots
06:13People making comments about her outfits
06:15Well she should get over it or dress better quite frankly
06:17It's so uncomfortable because they talk about me behind my back
06:22Just snip at me and I'm like like I was on the polo pony
06:25I could hear them talking about me
06:27If you're going to go around wearing 150 dead pigeons to a garden party
06:32They were definitely ostrich
06:33It was pigeon
06:36I think the nicest thing you can do to anyone to their face is to say something nice
06:41Because yeah maybe it is a bit fake
06:44Most compliments are not necessarily authentic
06:48But when you see someone and you say to them
06:50Oh you look fantastic it's so wonderful to see you
06:53My god you look great you look ravishing whatever it is
06:57If someone does that to me they've made my day
06:59And I don't care whether it's true or not
07:01I really don't care
07:02I really think this is just a case that Margot doesn't understand Marx's humor
07:07And it's probably a clash of the American humor versus the British humor
07:13It took me a few years to understand British sense of humor
07:17There's a whole thing here about British humor I don't think she maybe understands
07:22There's definitely a culture clash
07:24Are they joking? Are they not?
07:26Is this funny?
07:27Ha ha ha I guess so
07:29Wait till I get to your personality then I will destroy you sweetheart
07:32They have bullied me and they have put me in a corner
07:35I think it's more than okay that Margot stood up for someone being mean
07:40She has this impression that you're like this nasty person and I know you're not
07:44Do you say it?
07:44But you know what? It doesn't bother me because if you're smart you get it
07:47You move with them
07:48If somebody insults you you laugh at it they don't insult you again
07:50You come back at them with something sharper smarter
07:54I think as time has gone on I've understood your personality a lot more
07:57But you also have to know and now I've responded to you from now
07:59I think moving forward there's a way that you can react now that will escalate it further or there's a
08:06way that can de-escalate it
08:08They're still holding me to this like nastiness
08:10But you're responding to that by being nasty
08:13Right but Martha
08:14So don't get them what they want
08:16If I lose my temper you can't be like oh well oh you did snap back like that's bull
08:22Margot's I'm not sure going into this weekend with the right intention
08:26She's saying don't judge me if I lose my temper with Mark
08:29Yet totally judging Mark and it doesn't feel like she's going in waving a white flag
08:35What worries me is that you're both warriors I don't know why this is going to end
08:38It ends with me winning
08:40I win
08:43Coming up on ladies of london
08:45You're just being nasty
08:46I'm nasty
08:48Come here mark what's wrong what are you scared of
08:50Everyone just wants us to have a chat
08:52This is so vulgar I might have to leave
09:01You
09:01You know it's like a three-hour drive
09:03So who's in the other go stop like
09:04Margot and Martha and Missy
09:06So three
09:06So this was the more popular book
09:08Yeah
09:08Right
09:08I think Missy was an art car she'd be having a good time
09:11I'm ready for a nap
09:14Yeah
09:17The obvious route who has I think everyone in here has been fondly
09:20Well I've been but not as a guest of sort of Emma
09:23I mean I was at the wedding
09:24Yeah we were both at the wedding
09:26The wedding was a lot of fun
09:28The wedding was fun
09:29Look at Mark's face you're like lighting up
09:30Gosh I've been going to Longleap for like 20 something years
09:32Kimmy and Mark have attended lots of parties
09:35Our wedding
09:36My 30th
09:37Like big ones
09:38Christenings
09:39You know the proper
09:41Shebang events they were at
09:43I don't remember my first trip to Longleap
09:46But I do remember that the theme at dinner was ancient Egypt
09:53And Kimmy came as a pharaoh
09:56It was fabulous
09:58I cannot begin to think of the number of stories
10:02The madness that has ensued
10:04No one has ever left Longleap the same way
10:09Oh here we have our little entry gate
10:15Oh my god this is so cool
10:17Nice
10:19All right good American
10:20Driving up to Longleap is magnificent
10:25So beautiful
10:27The ground is very like idyllic
10:29Very British
10:31Wow it's really amazing
10:33It is palatial
10:35It's everything they said it would be
10:37I haven't been here since I was a child
10:39Oh my god this is so cool
10:40This is really a feat of British architectural estate
10:51It's one of the most beautiful houses in England
10:53It really is in England
10:54One of the most magical things is this extraordinary drive to the house with these incredible views
11:00It's probably one of the most beautiful landscapes in England
11:03Oh a lion
11:04Whoa
11:05It's got balls
11:08Hello
11:08Hello
11:09Send them back to London
11:11I feel like air traffic control
11:14Hi
11:15Welcome
11:16Hello
11:17Well done
11:17Hi
11:18Thanks darling
11:19Hi
11:19Hi
11:20We have sunshine
11:22We have sunshine
11:24Hey
11:24Hi
11:26Oh my god
11:27Did everyone know Mark is friends with Emma?
11:30Did you know Mark is friends with Emma?
11:32Mark and Emma they're friends
11:34Have we got the wrong house?
11:36No
11:36Is this really how he talks to his friends?
11:39Oh my god
11:40Hello
11:41Does he talk to his mother like that?
11:43Hi darling
11:43How are you?
11:45Welcome
11:45Finally
11:45Feeling better the car ride is over
11:48It's over
11:49We're here
11:50So welcome
11:50Thanks for coming
11:51Welcome to Longleat House
11:53And by the way what a dump
11:56Yeah
11:59So kind of you to come
12:01Anyway
12:02Your luggage will be taken for you
12:04In grand style
12:06We have cottages dotted around the estate
12:08And I've separated you up
12:09What else?
12:10I have planned a boat trip for us
12:12Yay
12:12It's such an amazing day
12:13And then we shall go and get changed
12:16And then we'll have tea in the orangery and drinks
12:18And if you have any questions let me know
12:19But I think we should get going
12:21Because the sea lions are hungry
12:22Yeah
12:22And follow me
12:23And these ones are thirsty
12:29That's quite fun
12:29That's a model of the house
12:30And we press buttons
12:31This is called the love maze
12:35Oh wow
12:36Beautiful
12:36This is so gorgeous
12:39Oh it's really cute
12:42Seeing Emma at home
12:44In her role as the caretaker of Longleat
12:48Makes me realize there's a lot more to Emma
12:50Than I thought there was
12:51Do people like get surprised to see you here?
12:54Yeah
12:54They're like whoa
12:55Oh my god
12:57Emma's a badass
12:58She's also beautiful
13:00She does really difficult things with grace
13:03I admire her for that
13:04So on the other side of this
13:05You've got meerkats and koalas and crocodile
13:09So this is um the secret garden
13:12Then behind this you have the train
13:14And behind that you have jungle kingdom
13:16Then you have koala creek
13:17The safari park is run by international conservation
13:20And lots of research is done
13:22And lots of positive advancements
13:24We're part of international projects all the time
13:26To help sustain these species which are so endangered
13:30And I really really care about that a lot
13:32Oh look they're feeding the red pandas
13:34Hey guys
13:35They're very um endangered aren't they?
13:37Yeah they are
13:37Hi
13:38How are you?
13:41Which one is that?
13:42This is Lionel
13:43Lionel
13:44Lionel
13:45Lionel's a legend
13:45Come on Lionel
13:47You would have him home wouldn't you?
13:49Oh my god yeah
13:50Oh my god
13:51She might want to search my bag when I leave
13:56Adorable
13:56You would make a great accessory
13:58Oh he's got on here
13:59Hold it
13:59Stop it
14:01Jungle cruise
14:03Can everybody swim?
14:05Hopefully not
14:08Okay good afternoon everybody
14:10You probably noticed already
14:11We do have sea lions in the lake
14:12They are very nice but they can jump
14:14Splash and bite
14:15Be a little bit aware of what you're dangling over the edge
14:19We're going to head up the lake
14:20See what animals we can see
14:21Sit back and enjoy the ride
14:24There's a colobus monkey by the way
14:27Up there see
14:28Oh wow look at him
14:31These are a black and white east african colobus monkey
14:35He's ready for his close-up
14:38Finally I can see where the inspiration for that picnic guitar came from
14:44Someone's clearly been on safari before
14:47Look oh massive gorilla
14:50Oh there
14:52So we have four gorillas that live here
14:55Little boys
14:55There's lots of play fighting and posturing
14:58You see them charging around popping their chests
15:00Sitting like you look at Mark
15:03Twin
15:04Well Mark does a lot of posturing
15:06But it's more like a chimpanzee versus a gorilla I think
15:11Hello
15:13Would you like to feed the sea lions?
15:14Yes
15:14I've got some gloves here if you'd like a glove
15:29I can't believe she lives around all these animals
15:33Like casual just goes out and feed like sea lions and
15:36Says hi to monkeys I'm so jealous of her
15:39All right bitch bend over
15:41We could do a house swap Emma
15:43How about that?
15:44Oh here's the hippos darling
15:46Are they very fast hippos?
15:48About 30 miles an hour
15:50You are fast for a fatty
15:53Yeah so this um was the first safari park in the world outside of Africa
15:57What is it?
15:59Yeah and it's you know at the forefront of
16:01The breeding program
16:02The breeding programs and research for many different species
16:05We're doing an IVF project to hopefully bring back an extinct species of rhino
16:09So our girls are participating in this global effort
16:13With the DNA they say from the northern white African rhino
16:15They're going to inseminate using the eggs from our girls to hopefully bring back an extinct species
16:20Which has been number four
16:21We have a whole eucalyptus farm here just for the koalas
16:25There's the red panda you just saw quickly
16:27That's done it with Nepal
16:28There's a whole coexistence and other projects but a lot of individual projects happening all the time
16:33What's really wonderful is the way in which they all coexist in such harmony
16:38If only we were able to do the same
16:40That can take that right
16:43Yes the answer
16:44There will be a test at the end of the ride
16:48Coming up
16:50I don't want to make out like Mark's doing things to hurt you on purpose because I really don't think
16:55he is
16:55Nobody's on my side
17:05We're going to go get changed quickly and then we'll come back here
17:09Come in
17:10After you my darling
17:11Thank you
17:11This is gardener's cottage
17:14So sweet
17:15Isn't that nice
17:15How cute
17:16Oh god
17:17I love it
17:18Micah, Margot and Lottie will be in this one
17:21Thank you
17:22Thank you
17:23Thank you
17:23Your fridge is full
17:24There is a hamper
17:25The other three girls are in another beautiful cottage
17:29Which is called Prairie
17:31I remember Prairie Lodge
17:33I know you've seen it in every cottage
17:35Every bedroom
17:36Every everything
17:36So now we're in the bath arms
17:38For an easy life
17:39Mark's in the bath arms
17:41Thought he'd be happier at the pub
17:42He doesn't need to interact with people for longer than it's necessary
17:46The idea of being in a pub let alone sleeping in one is not something that would intrinsically please me
17:53However on this occasion not being in either of these cottages comes as pure delight
18:00So we're going to have tea in the orange room shall we say one hour
18:03Great okay
18:04Let's go
18:05That's your key
18:05Thank you
18:06Thank you
18:07See you in a bit
18:08All right
18:08Thank you Emma
18:09Bye girls
18:10Oh how sweet this is really cute
18:12Oh gosh look at this
18:14Beautiful
18:15Lovely
18:16Oh my god how adorable
18:17This is so beautiful
18:19I brought my own robe but of course you handled me
18:22You brought your own robe
18:22I did
18:23I did as well to be fair
18:24Did you remember your responsible key
18:26Oh yeah here
18:26Cute
18:27Oh this is nice
18:29This is cute
18:30Very pretty
18:31This is cute too
18:32Oh that's very nice of Emma
18:34Very pretty
18:35Gorgeous
18:36Very nice
18:37There is wine Kimmy
18:38Let's make the most of the alcoholics cottage
18:40Let's do the champagne now
18:42You want champagne glasses?
18:43I would
18:44I'm gonna have a pint
18:46Give me that cheese board
18:49Margo how was your car ride?
18:51Our car ride was very relaxed
18:54I couldn't say ours was relaxed
18:56Although it was entertaining
18:58What about designer clothes for kids?
19:00It's obscene
19:01It's obscene
19:02I wore sailor outfits for the first six years of my life
19:04And that is all a child should wear
19:06Can you look guinea fowl?
19:08Fine
19:08What do you want?
19:09Turkey is just so abhorrent isn't it
19:10So how you know
19:11It's full of
19:12Gizzards
19:13It's like
19:14How's your dream then?
19:16Nine
19:18I feel like Mark and I kind of bonded a little bit
19:20Which is quite nice
19:20On what?
19:22Over what?
19:22Just like
19:23It's been hard to have a one-on-one conversation with him
19:26So I sit opposite him in the car
19:28So it's like you could actually talk and like you know
19:30How is he just now?
19:32Is he friendly?
19:33Like
19:33I mean he said hello
19:33That's good
19:34But with Mark that means nothing
19:36Because he's so fake
19:37Being nice to someone is just being polite isn't it?
19:39It doesn't mean you're fake
19:40Well I don't know because he never talks to me
19:42I just feel like
19:43I'm just understanding him a lot more that's all
19:48How are you and Margo getting on today?
19:50Are you making peace?
19:52I mean I haven't really said much
19:53She hasn't said much
19:54I think her problem is more with Mark now than me
19:57Oh
19:57I wish he wouldn't be mean to her
19:59I love her so much
20:00He's just like you know
20:02Everyone just needs to not take everything so seriously
20:04And like have a sense of humor
20:08The things that you've been upset about
20:10He hasn't really meant it to be that deep
20:12Is what he's trying to say
20:13But that's kind of a cop out
20:15What you're upset about doesn't matter
20:16We are just talking about dress sense
20:17I mean does it really matter?
20:19I don't think Lottie's gone to the dark side
20:20But it does make it murky
20:22I think Margo sees other people
20:26Loving Mark
20:27And she's like what?
20:28How can you love somebody that I don't love?
20:31And it's hard for her to see
20:32If somebody said to me
20:33I don't like what you're wearing
20:35I'd be like so?
20:36She's wearing a tank top with nipple tassels
20:40Oh my god I love it
20:42If I'm invited to the Marchioness of Bath's estate
20:45I don't think it would be the time for me to wear nipple tassels
20:49If someone said to me
20:50I don't like what you're wearing
20:51Well that's what he said
20:51No it's not
20:52He told me I love everything you're wearing
20:55You're amazing
20:56You're beautiful
20:56And then I turned around
20:57And he like gathered people to whisper about me behind my back
21:01And that's not a nice feeling
21:03But you know we did tell him
21:05Your words hurt her
21:06And he said I don't like to hurt people
21:09And so I'm hopeful now
21:11He is going to be cognizant of that
21:13And may be kind
21:14If Margot could only understand British humor
21:17None of this would have happened
21:19Of course I get the British sense of humor
21:21I became an adult in the UK
21:22But I'm actually funny
21:24I'm not just mean
21:25I don't want to be in the middle of you two
21:27Because you and I are also friends
21:28But at the same time
21:30You standing up to him
21:32Is going to stop him from chatting about you behind your back
21:34You think so?
21:35Yes I do think so
21:36That's not how it works
21:38You don't change somebody with a conversation
21:40They just turn around and keep doing it
21:43I'm beginning to wonder
21:44Maybe Margot likes all of this drama
21:46Otherwise why wouldn't you just nip it in the bud?
21:49I don't understand her motives at this point
21:51We're arguing about boots
21:52It's embarrassing
21:54And nobody's on my side
21:55Like nobody
21:56I was fine
21:57I'm not asking you to take sides
21:58I'm not asking you to fight my battles
21:59But just be aware that that's how it feels
22:02I am alone
22:04I am alone
22:05Because even Martha's like
22:07But I love everybody
22:08And I'm like
22:08I want her to love everybody
22:10This isn't her fight right
22:11But it's not my fight either
22:14We don't want you to feel like that
22:15That's a horrible feeling
22:16You're not alone
22:16We're here
22:16You're not alone
22:32I've got hat marks on my head
22:34Yes
22:39All right
22:40Nice
22:41Oh that's so cool
22:43I mean it's a very different look to you
22:45I don't know if I should have these glasses
22:48I look really dumpy
22:49What does dumpy mean?
22:51I'm like middle-aged and fat
22:53No stop
22:54You look gorgeous
22:55Okay
22:56Oh
22:57F*** it
22:57F*** it
22:58This is the way I look tonight
23:04Hi
23:05Hi Emma
23:06How are we doing?
23:07You're looking lovely
23:08You're looking lovely
23:08So beautiful
23:09Lovely
23:09Thank you so much
23:10Lovely
23:10How are you?
23:11Very well
23:12Look at this
23:13Oh my goodness
23:14Andrew's just starting to prepare tea
23:15They can't wait to have tea
23:16Giving them the full English experience today
23:20Here we come
23:21Come on sluts
23:22Come on sluts
23:23Oh
23:23Look at you
23:25Hello
23:25Hello
23:26You look like
23:26Hi
23:26You look so cute
23:28Beautiful
23:28Beautiful
23:28Cute
23:29Wow
23:30You look so cute
23:31Wow
23:32Oh my god I love you
23:33Hey Margot
23:33How's your cottage?
23:35It's kind of amazing
23:36Shall we?
23:37Yes let's go meet Emma
23:39How was your cottage?
23:41It was fine
23:42Like
23:43Did you talk about the whole Mark thing?
23:45Not much
23:46A little bit
23:46Mark was just saying that she should just try and get a sense of humour
23:50It's not malicious
23:51Yeah yeah yeah
23:52And she was not having any of it
23:54She was like no
23:55It's two-faced
23:56He's fake
23:58Oh really?
23:59Yeah
23:59She was getting upset
24:00And she said she just felt like she was alone
24:02She has all of us
24:03That's what I said
24:04It's a bit insulting that she feels like she's alone
24:09So what are we then?
24:11Spent milk
24:12So are your guests on the way or?
24:14I mean I don't know to be honest
24:15It's like herding cats
24:17Well hello
24:18Hello darling
24:21My god what a pallet
24:24What a gag
24:24You were just missing blue
24:26It's true
24:27Hello darling
24:28You look divine
24:29Hello you are divine
24:31Oh here they come
24:32Oh hello
24:33Hello
24:34Oh my goodness
24:35Hi
24:36You look amazing
24:37You are so nice
24:38Come in
24:39Thank you
24:39Oh my gosh
24:41Oh my gosh
24:41So gorgeous
24:41Oh my god
24:43Oh this is beautiful Emma
24:44Hi
24:45Welcome to tea
24:46How are you?
24:47Welcome to tea
24:49But we came for champagne
24:50I don't have any
24:52Sorry
24:52Never have I heard a worse lie
24:54This is so pretty
24:56I can't believe you got married in here
24:58I know
24:58It's amazing
24:58We got married here
25:00This was the
25:00I remember
25:01Standing right here
25:03Yeah right here
25:04So pretty
25:06We got married in 2013
25:07In this orangery
25:08It was a massive wedding
25:10400 people came
25:12My father had guests wearing Nigerian robes
25:15That's traditional
25:16It's her wedding picture
25:18That's really sweet
25:19Love the tiara
25:20It was a total spectacle
25:23So there was all of Emma's family
25:26You had society
25:28You had her school friends
25:30Her childhood friends
25:31It was magnificent
25:32It was great
25:33It was probably one of the best weddings
25:34I've ever been to
25:35Actually I was wearing this hat
25:37At Emma's wedding funny enough
25:38Is there anywhere that you'd like us to sit
25:40Do we have to sit?
25:41Yeah
25:41Let's get a drink
25:42Okay
25:42Hi
25:43Wow
25:43That's a lot of glasses
25:46Could I have a lemonade and soda water
25:48For this?
25:48And I'll have the same
25:50Thank you
25:51Oh it's heavy
25:52Hi
25:53Could I have a glass of champagne?
25:55You would like three pints of champagne
25:57Each
26:00I might just sit down
26:02Laurie I'll sit down with you because mine
26:04How have you guys been?
26:05I've been quite busy to be fair
26:06Momming and working
26:07Yeah
26:08How about you guys?
26:10Yeah I have my big event on
26:13Oh yeah that's coming up
26:14Yeah this coming week
26:16This coming week
26:16Yeah
26:16It's like my whole team
26:19You know what I'm not nervous
26:20It's just like logistics at this point
26:22And getting everything done
26:23How many people are coming?
26:25There's a hundred
26:27Which is actually a really intimate size for some of my courses
26:31I'm not trying to teach American or British etiquette in London
26:35What I'm trying to do is teach the art of showing up
26:39Which is all about confidence in any situation
26:42So I've been very intentional not to teach British etiquette to British people
26:46I'm not going to make that mistake
26:47But I am excited to show them that etiquette is so much more than just knives and forks
26:53We started these a little over 10 years ago
26:56So we've just been doing 10 years American style
26:59And this is not our home country
27:01I just feel like it's a lot
27:02Don't sweat it
27:03We're going to get there
27:04That's amazing that you're doing that
27:06What a big achievement
27:07Thank you
27:08Congratulations
27:08Oh my god you're like the Martha Stewart of etiquette
27:13Yeah
27:14You are
27:15Thank you I'll take that I love Martha
27:16Do you want to sit down or are you okay?
27:19I'm okay
27:19No no no I'm okay for the time being
27:20I'd like to have to sit
27:22Yeah of course you're pregnant
27:24I am peckish
27:25Should we get one of these to like nibble on?
27:27No no no please I'm okay
27:35Oh my goodness wow
27:37Don't say I never gave you nothing
27:40You've started teeth?
27:41Yes
27:41Well why?
27:43But what I do want is a knife
27:45I don't think we have any knives or spoons
27:48This is not good manners
27:50You don't do that
27:51Because you're starting to insult the host
27:53I don't know if these are meant to be eaten
27:54But I'm going to eat them
27:56Sorry
27:57Okay
27:57Yeah I just had like a fly or something
27:59I am starving
28:00I am not drinking my calories
28:02I need food
28:03By the way they've started their tea
28:05Oh
28:06No I didn't realize that you had invited people to
28:08I might not say it but you'll know what I'm thinking
28:29I don't know if these are meant to be eaten
28:33But I'm going to eat them
28:35I don't know if these are meant to be eaten
28:36I don't know if these are meant to be eaten
28:40I don't know if these are meant to be eaten
28:42I don't know if these are meant to be eaten
28:42That looks amazing
28:43Why don't we all go and sit down
28:44Thank you
28:45Thank you
28:47Thank you
28:47No
28:47No
28:50It's fine
28:51Should we all sit here?
28:53Should we sit at the table?
28:54I think so
28:54Yeah
28:55I hate to be a tartar about it but
28:58Where should we sit Emma?
28:59However you learned
29:00This is really nice
29:02I am ready for a bit of cake
29:03And tea
29:04And cream
29:05And jam
29:06Thank you
29:06Oh my goodness
29:07This is heaven
29:08I'm really excited about a scone
29:10Emma are you cream first or jam first?
29:12Cream first
29:13Yes
29:14Yes
29:14Amazing
29:15Cream first
29:15Yes
29:16Cream first
29:17Cream first
29:17When one is to have a scone
29:19I believe in cream first
29:21I believe the cream works as the butter
29:23And then you put the jam on top
29:24I didn't know there was a way of eating a scone
29:27Like so many things in British society
29:30You will be judged on whether you go cream or jam
29:34Would you like some tea?
29:36I would yes please
29:39It really doesn't get more British than this
29:42Sipping tea in this beautiful orangery
29:45In the grounds of the Longleap Manor
29:47With the Lady Marchioness of Bath
29:49It's every little girl's dream come true
29:51And I'm just pretending I'm one of Emma's ladies-in-waiting
29:57How is your hotel?
29:58Oh it's charming
29:59So anyway
30:00It's your first visit here
30:01Some of you
30:02If you want to know any information
30:04Let me know
30:04It's gorgeous
30:05I feel like I just talk about it a lot
30:06And I sound insane
30:07So I just invite people to come
30:08Yeah but it's a full-time hotel
30:09It is a full-time place
30:11It's a pretty insane place
30:12It's your life
30:12You know
30:13I have so much respect for Emma
30:15Coming here to Longleap
30:16And really seeing the scale
30:18And the scope of all of the things
30:20She has her hands in
30:21It's very exposing
30:23There's nowhere to hide ever
30:25It's not like I come here and relax
30:26I think she's an amazing role model
30:28For all women and little girls out there
30:31That women really can do everything
30:33And be anyone that they want to be
30:35Well you're doing an amazing job
30:37But obviously you live and you learn
30:38Everything I ever do
30:39Even this tea
30:40Every single thing I ever do
30:42I'll try and do better next time
30:43Because obviously when I got married
30:44Everyone said what are the rules?
30:46There were no rules
30:47You meet and you fall in love
30:48You get married and you plan your wedding
30:49Which is such a thing
30:51There's no handbook that gets handed to you
30:53When you become engaged or married to somebody
30:55In the aristocracy
30:58And it's a lot of pressure I think
31:00Because there's an expectation
31:02For a role that doesn't have a rule book
31:05You have to have your wits about you for sure
31:09To get married for love and then end up in this role
31:12Exactly
31:13It's a big
31:13In hindsight it feels
31:15I'm just conscious of how lucky we are to be here
31:17But also how important it is that
31:19Every generation does something
31:21Yeah
31:21To leave it in the best shape possible
31:23For the next and the next and the next
31:25That's
31:25You can really see how much love and work
31:27You put into it
31:28Like it's just so sweet of you
31:30Do you have a teddy from Mimi?
31:33Mimi wants like a giraffe or a teddy
31:35Yeah
31:35Cool
31:36I'll do like the colouring books
31:37All that stuff
31:38Amazing
31:38Amazing
31:39Do you have any tiaras?
31:41You can't have it
31:46At the Buckingham Palace gift shop
31:48They do really good fake tiaras
31:50Really?
31:51Do they?
31:52Yeah
31:53I wore one to the Caledonian pool
31:55And everyone went
31:56Oh my god your tiara's amazing
31:57I went Buckingham Palace gift shop
32:00What about the tiara
32:02That you're wearing in your wedding
32:03I don't know the sick world jewels
32:04It's on display with my dress
32:05So that's real jewels
32:07Passed down as something that each person wears
32:09Weymouth tiara
32:10Yeah
32:11Yeah
32:11That's here
32:12That lives in there
32:12Everyone want it three times
32:14The minute
32:16I can afford to buy a tiara
32:17I am buying a tiara
32:18I love them
32:20I would just wear it when I'm sad
32:22I just lie on the floor watching family go
32:24I'm wearing Fred's sauna blanket
32:26That's a great one
32:27Like I'm in the bathroom
32:29Crying for my tiara
32:30Exactly
32:31It's like a great photo roll
32:33What's the plan next?
32:35We're having drinks outside
32:36Oh gorgeous
32:37Excellent
32:38Oh this is glorious
32:41Look at the sun right now
32:43Just to vomit
32:44Look at this
32:46So these are
32:48Peacocks
32:49Can you see what I can see?
32:50Yes
32:51Look at how scared the tiara is
32:53Oh thank god that was a bar
32:55I was parched
32:56English country weekends are quite a lot about drinking
32:59Because English culture is quite a lot about drinking
33:01Pins
33:01Followed by peacocks
33:03Do we have pins?
33:04I think we need a pin
33:04Don't you think?
33:06We love a pin
33:06I think we have a pin
33:07When you go to the countryside you start with a drink on the way
33:10You arrive
33:11You have drinks at tea
33:12I'd like a large glass with ice and champagne
33:15A globe
33:16I want a globe
33:18Go back to your room you have another drink before dinner
33:20Which then you have pre-dinner drinks
33:22And then you have drinks at dinner
33:23It would be awful to stick on champagne
33:25Can I have it in a big glass?
33:27And you go back to your room and have more drinks
33:29What else are you going to do in the countryside?
33:34I'm so happy right now
33:35Good
33:37You dare your gay mama?
33:39Yeah
33:40Good
33:41You and Kimmy seem to be getting a lot
33:42Yeah which has been great because
33:44I just really needed a break
33:46I mean to my face she's being super nice
33:49But I don't know what she's cackling about behind my back
33:51With you but darling
33:52Whatever people say about us behind our backs
33:54It's actually not our business
33:56I spoke to Margot in the cottage earlier
33:58I just tried to explain to her
34:00That you know you weren't trying to be nasty
34:03You didn't mean anything by it
34:04But honestly she wasn't having any of it
34:06She's not listening to me
34:07I think the only thing that can happen now
34:09Is if you two have a conversation
34:10I love you but what she felt was she feels attacked
34:15It's okay
34:16Try to explain to her that it wasn't that
34:17I'm very sorry about that
34:19Yeah
34:19But equally I'm sorry about the VPL
34:23What's VPL?
34:24Visible panty line
34:25Oh
34:26My feet are killing me
34:30VPL was a well-known thing when I was growing up
34:33There's more underwear than dress
34:35I think it's bad to have a visible thong at the beach
34:39I think it's worse at Longmeat House
34:43It's just not chic
34:44I will never be close to someone who walks around
34:47In a transparent dress
34:49I have worn a transparent dress
34:52I'm the transparent queen
34:55It's just something with Margot that's not sitting right with him
34:59Because he doesn't mind my transparent dresses
35:01My dress tomorrow is transparent
35:05It's personal
35:06He's not giving in
35:07It doesn't make sense
35:09Like why doesn't he want to talk to her?
35:11There's something behind it for sure
35:13I think you guys need a conversation
35:15I don't think we do need a conversation
35:17Just say nothing
35:17Hi, hi, bye, bye
35:18You know what I mean?
35:19Point taken
35:20So just I think that will just be the better way
35:22I'll temper my craziness
35:23Yeah do that
35:24I don't want you to do that
35:26I might not do it
35:28This is one of those times isn't it?
35:31Yeah but I think that's how we become less drama
35:33I don't want to be crying and being upset
35:34That's all
35:35If people are going to cry
35:36I know but she is
35:37Over their underwear
35:37Then they should wear different underwear
35:38She's not crying about that
35:39My underwear is very loose for some reason
35:42I keep laughing
35:43You see she's owning her underwear
35:45Something needs like the elastic
35:47The elastic's like gone
35:49Oh just take them off
35:50I think I might
35:51Take them off
35:54That's my contribution to Longleat
35:57My feet are killing me
36:00Look Longleat is gold
36:02It actually is the golden color
36:05I love
36:05It's the most beautiful house
36:06Like the people can't come in here right?
36:09Like normal
36:10Okay so people who like comes for a walk
36:13Totally you buy a ticket and walk around
36:15So the bit with all the stories of Kimmy falling downstairs
36:18And rolling over everywhere
36:19That was here
36:22I remember being in bed once
36:24And a tour came through the room
36:28At midday
36:29I've seen people in a dressing gown loads of times
36:32You see me in like a nightie often
36:34People recognize me and say nice things
36:35Like oh thank you or something
36:37Have nice little interactions with visitors
36:39Or if they don't recognize me
36:41I'll be like the loo is that way
36:43Like I don't mind
36:45Hi you need a chair
36:47I do
36:48What happened?
36:49What happened?
36:50Why is everybody upset?
36:51Why are the chairs being pulled over?
36:52I don't think anyone's upset
36:53Oh
36:54I don't think anyone's upset
36:55I just spoke to him
36:56I think he's not understanding what he does
37:00I said you did give her a compliment about something she's wearing
37:04She leaves and then you say something
37:06I said you just can't do that
37:08Like it's not acceptable
37:10He's like okay I take your notes
37:12I'm gonna stop doing it
37:13So it's like I don't think he's understanding
37:16That he's actually doing it
37:18Yeah
37:19I was like you actually really upset her
37:21And then he's like
37:22But you don't come to Longley with a transparent
37:25But you see your underwear
37:26I said I always wear transparent dresses
37:29What are you talking about?
37:30Wait he was making fun of this dress?
37:32It's like he does it without thinking
37:35What did he say exactly?
37:39What's going on over there?
37:40Fireworks
37:58I just spoke to him
37:59He's like well you don't come to Longley with a transparent but you see your underwear
38:04I said I always wear transparent dresses
38:07What are you talking about?
38:08Wait he was making fun of this dress?
38:09It's like he does it without thinking
38:13What did he say exactly?
38:16I will never be close to someone who walks around in a transparent dress
38:21It's a liar
38:23He's a very important designer if you haven't seen Clueless
38:26So wait it's fine for Emma to wear a crop top and her tummy out
38:31Which by the way she looks incredible
38:32But I'm not allowed to wear a sheer dress where you can see the shape of my figure underneath
38:39I'm fully clothed underneath it
38:41My dress is amazing
38:42Your dress is amazing and you look incredible
38:44What's going on over there?
38:46Fireworks
38:46It's like a bitch fest
38:47Love that
38:49Hello you all right?
38:51Hi darling
38:51Yeah we're just having some like very annoying conversations
38:57Okay
38:58That's a shame
38:59We love Mark he's our friend but he gives her a compliment and then he leaves and he says a
39:05really ugly thing about her
39:06He said he's gonna stop
39:07He said he's not gonna stop
39:10The whole thing is irritating
39:12But maybe he looks bad
39:14Maybe think about that
39:15Then you put so much effort into taking care of everyone
39:17It's meant to be fun
39:19We were having such a lovely time
39:21But we're not
39:21No it's survived
39:22It is it was not
39:23I think her true self came out
39:26But you two have been getting along
39:27I didn't do anything
39:28I actually didn't do anything tonight
39:31Now that she's being
39:32I just feel like I should like join in
39:35He has got a very kind properly genuine amazingly deep side
39:40But he doesn't tend to ever express that
39:42I'm not defending anything that's made you upset
39:44But I do think you should just tell him
39:46Yeah tell him what you feel
39:47I'm very much like a just get on with it person
39:49I can't not say things
39:51It's better to have the conversation face to face with someone
39:54I'm more than happy to do it
39:56I think you should call him over
39:58I think everybody just wants us to squash it
40:01I think great
40:02Now everyone will see that I'm not the person not squashing it
40:07I am up for the squash
40:08I need to go to the loo
40:10So why don't I ask Mark to come and talk to you
40:12Yeah, that would be great
40:15I should do that
40:16She's just upset by your sense of humor I feel
40:18That's what I said
40:18Dommage
40:19What happened now?
40:20Wrong house
40:21Hi darling
40:21Nothing has happened now
40:23But Mark I think you and Margot need to have a chat
40:27God
40:27Oh I really don't think it's necessary
40:29I'm very very happy
40:30Please go
40:31Just make peace
40:32I'm very very
40:33I mean she's moving so I should just stink out of it
40:34No offense
40:34You said you said you felt sorry
40:35No no guys
40:36No no she's making peace
40:37I've never been happier
40:38Mark
40:39I'm not moving but I adore you and I respect you
40:42I adore you too but she's very hurt by something to be sad
40:45She'll get over it and if she doesn't
40:47I don't care
40:48Not my problem
40:50Oh my god
40:51If she's heard about crushed velvet
40:52She needs to find a new material that isn't transparent
40:56I did not imagine this going this way
40:58See he won't come over
41:00Do you see?
41:02Mark I can hear you
41:03You're just you're just being nasty
41:06Just no I'm nasty
41:08No no he is
41:09I'm nasty
41:10Yeah just come here
41:11Come here Mark
41:12What's wrong?
41:13What are you scared of?
41:13Just come chat with me
41:14Darling we were sitting right next to each other at tea 10 minutes ago
41:19Yeah but come sit with me now
41:20Go on
41:21There's no arguing at Longleaf
41:23There's no arguing at Longleaf
41:24Everyone perfectly
41:25Go on
41:26Stop clapping your hands at me please darling
41:27Shoot
41:29And don't shoot me
41:30Shoot
41:30No come on everyone just wants us to have a chat
41:33Oh my god
41:33I can't believe this is happening
41:34This is so this is so vulgar
41:36I might have to leave
41:37Okay I'm gonna go I'm gonna go back to the bathrooms
41:40I have to leave because I'm not
41:41It's not an argument
41:42I'm not gonna turn this into a fest
41:44Don't you relax
41:44No I'm gonna go
41:45I'm gonna love you all
41:46Do you see?
41:48Okay over and out I'm out
41:50Can someone demike me please?
41:52Marko he did nothing wrong
41:56If I knew that all I had to do was go talk to him would make him leave
41:59I would have gone to talk to him all time ago
42:02I don't think that's fair that he has to leave
42:04He did you're screaming at him across a garden
42:06Why doesn't he want to come and sit with me?
42:07Why did you leave this table and screaming at him?
42:10I asked him to come talk to me
42:11That's really bitchy
42:13I asked him to come talk to me and he left
42:15I wanted to give him the opportunity to come over here to talk
42:18Why don't you come over here? You left the table
42:20He doesn't want to talk
42:22That's rude is what it is
42:24You're being a bitch
42:26No, no you would know
42:27You can cry baby bitch
42:29You're the one who cries
42:31Off Margo
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