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Hollywood Squares - Season 2 - Episode 12: I'm Nasty, But I Ain't No Hero
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00:00If you were putting together a flag football team
00:03out of these Hollywood squares, who you drafting first?
00:07The way that Tiffany talks about chasing men,
00:10I think I need her to go tackle the quarterback.
00:16From Television City in Hollywood, it's Hollywood Squares.
00:22Starring Paul Scheer, Pete Holmes, Ron Bunches,
00:29Ariana LaBose, Miss Pat, Tiffany Haddish,
00:36Gabriel Iglesias, and our center square beat Drew Barrymore.
00:42And I'm Neesy Nash-Best, and we are your Hollywood fans.
00:48And now, your host, Nate Patterson.
00:53Come on, come on.
00:56Welcome to Hollywood Squares.
00:59What's up, stars?
01:04Yeah!
01:07Hello to our players.
01:09It is good to have you here.
01:10And a big hello to our center square, Drew Barrymore.
01:13What's up, baby?
01:17Nate, Ariana, and I were just saying,
01:19every day when you walk out, it's like, you look like a snack, baby.
01:23Oh, okay.
01:24Nah, he look like a whole meal to me.
01:28Yes!
01:29Well, thank you.
01:31Nate, you look great.
01:32If I wore that suit, I would look like the manager at a P.F. Chang's.
01:35You look great.
01:36You look great.
01:37I get it.
01:39Listen, I know I look like a Bond villain that owns a speakeasy that only serves Hennessy.
01:43I get it.
01:44I get it, bro.
01:46I get it.
01:47All right, now that we have met some of our stars, let's meet our players.
01:51Kasey, tell the stars a little bit about yourself.
01:53Hi, Kasey!
01:54Hi!
01:56I'm Kasey Armstrong from San Diego, California.
02:00I am a stay-at-home mom to four wildly active boys.
02:05Oh, okay.
02:06Oh, my God!
02:07So you can find me any day of the week on their sports sideline cheering them on.
02:11But today's the day they gotta cheer me on.
02:14Woo!
02:15All right.
02:17Johnny, tell the stars about yourself.
02:19Hey, guys, I'm Johnny Peoples Jr.
02:20I'm from Fort Peoples, Florida.
02:22All right.
02:24I wear many hats.
02:25I'm a teacher.
02:26I'm a coach, mentor, leader.
02:27I'm a Marine veteran.
02:29All right.
02:30Hoorah!
02:30Hoorah!
02:31Appreciate your service.
02:33And I'm looking to add Hollywood Squares as a winner to my resume.
02:35Here we go.
02:37Well, thank you both for being here.
02:39Here's how we play Hollywood Squares.
02:41It is your basic game of tic-tac-toe.
02:42You win by getting three squares in a row.
02:44You can also win by being the first to get five squares.
02:47I will ask the stars a question.
02:49All you have to do is agree or disagree.
02:51If you get it right, you get the square.
02:53If you get it wrong, then that square will go to your opponent.
02:56Then at the end of the game, the player with the most money
02:58goes on to our bonus round for a chance at $25,000.
03:02Woo!
03:04Woo!
03:07Woo!
03:07Drew, what else we got?
03:08Yes.
03:08That's right, Nate.
03:09It's the secret square.
03:10Uh-huh.
03:10If you pick it and you get the answer right,
03:13then you get to go on a vacation!
03:15Boom.
03:15That's it.
03:17Now, before we get started, let's show the audience at home
03:20who that secret square is.
03:22All right.
03:23Let's play some Hollywood Squares!
03:27All right.
03:28So this first round is worth $1,000.
03:31Johnny, you won the coin toss.
03:32It's on you.
03:33Pick your star.
03:34I'm going to go with the beautiful Drew Barrymore.
03:37Drew Barrymore!
03:42Thank you very much, Johnny.
03:45You're very welcome.
03:46All right, Drew, here we go.
03:48What do camels store in their humps?
03:50I believe that they hold their water in there,
03:54and that's where it is.
03:55It's all the hydration's up in the humps.
03:59Johnny, do you agree or disagree?
04:01Well, I know camels can go a long time without water,
04:03but I don't know where they store them.
04:04You said the humps, so I'm gonna agree.
04:07You know what?
04:08It's fat, so you are incorrect.
04:11No!
04:11Which means circle gets the square,
04:13Casey with the steel.
04:15I'll take it!
04:16They're storing fat, but they don't pee or drink.
04:18What?
04:21They live off of the fat.
04:22I mean, we all can live off our fat.
04:24Yeah, look at me.
04:25Yeah, I know I do.
04:28Me and Fluffy, we living.
04:30We storing.
04:33All right, Casey, it's on you.
04:35All right, here we go.
04:35Go ahead, pick your star.
04:37I loved you in Girls Trip,
04:39so Tiffany Haddish, please.
04:41Okay.
04:45All right, Tiff, here we go.
04:47What flower has a variety that mimics the appearance,
04:50scent, and fuzzy texture of a female bee
04:53in order to lure male bees to engage with it?
04:56Mmm, there's always a hole in the garden, ain't it?
05:02Now, you know I grow food.
05:04Also, I have two beehives.
05:06Oh, you do?
05:07Did you know that when bees have sex,
05:09the male bee dies right away?
05:11Oh!
05:11And that's why he'd like to land on sunflowers,
05:15because it's safe sex.
05:17Sunflower is my answer.
05:19All right.
05:20I did not know that Tiffany was a farmer,
05:22so I have got to agree with Tiffany.
05:25For sure.
05:26100%.
05:26Okay.
05:27The flower is an orchid.
05:31Oh!
05:32So you are incorrect,
05:33which means X gets the square,
05:36Johnny with the steal.
05:37All right, Johnny, it's on you.
05:38Go ahead and pick your star.
05:41I'm gonna go with the beautiful Miss Pat.
05:43Miss Pat!
05:44Oh!
05:46Oh!
05:46Oh!
05:46You picked the secret square!
05:48Oh, yeah!
05:51Oh!
05:51Oh!
05:52You know, I actually thought I was being pulled over
05:55by the police when this thing lit up.
05:59Yeah, I was having a flashback.
06:02All right.
06:03Now, Drew, if Johnny gets this right,
06:06where could he be going?
06:07A cruise through Italy.
06:10Whoa!
06:11Ah!
06:13All right, Miss Pat.
06:14This is big.
06:16Johnny needs you.
06:17Okay.
06:18Since 1980,
06:19a California man has made millions of dollars
06:21by selling acreage he claims he owns
06:24on what celestial body?
06:26I have a GED,
06:27so I don't know what celestial body is.
06:29So...
06:31It sounds like a place black people ain't going, so...
06:35With that said,
06:36I'm gonna say...
06:39maybe Mars?
06:41All right.
06:42Johnny.
06:43Well, me and Miss Pat roll together,
06:44because I'm black and I ain't never been nowhere
06:46like that before.
06:47So...
06:48I don't think Mars is nowhere close
06:50on this planet,
06:51so I'm gonna have to disagree.
06:52Oh.
06:54The answer is...
06:56the moon.
06:58So you are correct!
07:00X gets the square.
07:02Congratulations to our going on a cruise through Italy.
07:05Let's go!
07:07Experience the legacies of civilization
07:10on this Viking-Italian sojourn cruise.
07:13You and a guest will explore the Amalfi Coast,
07:16Sicily's cultural crossroads in Messina,
07:18the echoes of ancient Greece in Crotone,
07:21the beauty of Bari,
07:23historic towns in Croatia,
07:24and more from Viking Cruise.
07:30Johnny, you can thank me later.
07:34All right, Casey, it's on you.
07:35Go ahead and pick your star.
07:37So I gotta go for the hilarious Gabriel Iglesias
07:40for the block.
07:41Gabriel Iglesias.
07:42For the block.
07:46Here we go, Gabriel.
07:47Casey needs you.
07:48I need you.
07:49Wait, can you say that again?
07:51I have a lot of exes watching right now.
07:55Say it one more time.
07:56I really need you, Gabriel.
07:57And I need you too, Casey.
08:01All right, here we go.
08:04Jessica Biel once said,
08:05It's so gross and weird, I'm sorry.
08:07While revealing she does what in the shower?
08:10Records cameos.
08:15I'm gonna say eats in the shower.
08:18All right.
08:19You said that so confidently.
08:20I'm gonna agree with Gabriel.
08:24Oh, get the square!
08:29Casey with the block.
08:31Oh, we've got a good one on our hands.
08:33It is still anybody's game,
08:35so don't you go anywhere.
08:37More Hollywood Squares when we come back.
08:48Welcome back to Hollywood Squares.
08:49Before we get back into the game,
08:51let's check in with Ariana DeBose.
08:56What's up, Ariana?
08:58How are you doing?
08:58I'm good.
08:59I mean, I have a lovely square.
09:02Pete is above me.
09:03Gabriel's below me.
09:05I'm in between a jet and a shark.
09:07And that's where I thrive.
09:08Woo!
09:13All right, we are in the middle of a fierce first round.
09:16Johnny, it is on you.
09:18Go ahead, pick your star.
09:19All right, I'm gonna have to take it up top where all my bets are at with Niecy Nash Betts.
09:24Niecy Nash Betts.
09:28All right, here we go, Niecy.
09:3019th century chef George Crumb is credited with inventing wet snack food in 1853
09:36after an annoying customer kept sending back his french fries.
09:40Oh!
09:40He invented the ass whooping.
09:46You gonna keep sending this food back?
09:48I got something for you.
09:50Yeah.
09:50Yeah.
09:51Okay, no.
09:52Seriously, um, I'm going to say that that is how the onion ring was born.
09:57All right, Johnny.
09:58I like french fries, onion rings, all that stuff.
10:02I love onion rings, so I'm gonna have to agree with Niecy Nash Betts.
10:05I'm gonna agree.
10:06All right, George Crumb invented potato chips.
10:10So you are incorrect.
10:12Here's the thing.
10:13You cannot win the round on a steal.
10:16Around here, you have to earn it.
10:19That's right.
10:21So, Casey, it's on you.
10:23Go ahead, pick your square.
10:25I am gonna earn it with Niecy Nash Betts.
10:27Woo!
10:29This is big for the win.
10:32Okay!
10:33All right, Niecy.
10:34Here we go.
10:34Right back at you.
10:36What former U.S. President is a distant cousin of Hugh Hefner?
10:39Ooh!
10:41Probably Barack on his mama's side.
10:45Barack on his mama's side.
10:49I'm gonna say Joe Biden.
10:51Okay.
10:52Casey.
10:52I'm thinking it's one of the Bushes, so I am gonna disagree.
10:55Ooh!
10:57I like the comparison, Bushes and Hugh Hefner.
10:59They know a lot about each other.
11:01No!
11:02All right.
11:03You are disagreeing.
11:04You are correct.
11:05It is George W. Bush.
11:09Way to go.
11:10Circle gets the square and the $1,000 in our first round.
11:15But you know what?
11:16We are on to round two, so let's up the cash to $2,500.
11:20Okay, let's get right back into the game.
11:22Johnny, it's on you.
11:23You are trailing.
11:24Go ahead, pick your star.
11:25Let's go with the lovely Drew Barrymore.
11:30You got that.
11:33Here we go.
11:34Why are bananas curved?
11:37Ooh!
11:40I mean, because they look good in pants.
11:45So they come back to you when you throw them?
11:50All right, Drew.
11:51Johnny, I don't know the answer to this.
11:54To retrieve sunlight.
11:57All right.
11:58To retrieve sunlight!
12:00Be confident in it!
12:02I can make a banana joke, but I don't know about them.
12:07Um...
12:07They've got a lot of appeal.
12:09Something like that.
12:10Come on.
12:10They do!
12:11Boo!
12:13I'm a dad and I got a lot of fun jokes.
12:17All right, so Drew is saying so they can retrieve sunlight.
12:21Do you agree or disagree?
12:22Bananas can block a whole lot of things.
12:24You can slip and bump your head on them, but I'm gonna have to disagree on this one, Drew.
12:27That's probably smart.
12:28So bananas are curved so they can retrieve sunlight.
12:32Drew was right.
12:33You are incorrect.
12:34Go ahead and give circle the square, Kasey with the steel.
12:38All right, Kasey, it's back on you.
12:39Go ahead.
12:39Pick your star.
12:41Okay.
12:41The contagious grant over here, I gotta go with Ron Funches.
12:45Ron Funches.
12:46Yay!
12:49I got you.
12:50All right, Ron, here we go.
12:51The word swagger was coined in the late 16th century by what writer?
12:56Oh, I believe that is the great American poet, Sir Mix-a-Lot.
13:03He likes big butts and he cannot lie.
13:07But if I'm gonna be real, I believe it's actually Charles Dickens.
13:11All right.
13:12I'm gonna totally agree with Ron on this one.
13:15So the word swagger was coined in the late 16th century by Shakespeare.
13:22Oh!
13:22Which means you are incorrect.
13:24That means Johnny gets the steel, X gets the square.
13:28Okay, it's time for a quick break.
13:30More Hollywood squares coming right up.
13:41Welcome back to Hollywood squares.
13:44Kasey has banked $1,000 in the first round.
13:46But if Johnny can take round two, he will take home 2,500 bucks.
13:51But it's anybody's game.
13:52Johnny, it's your turn.
13:53Go ahead.
13:53Pick your star.
13:54I think we're gonna go down below Tiffany Haddish.
13:58Hey.
13:59Come on down, Linda.
14:00Yeah.
14:01I don't love this strategy.
14:03Why do you...
14:03You just have a thing for Tiffany.
14:05You're just picking somebody you like.
14:06You gotta be trying to stack up X's, dude.
14:10You're a smooth player.
14:11I've noticed it.
14:13You have the hots for Tiffany.
14:18All right, here we go.
14:19Tip, it's on you.
14:21Often sprinkled in eggnog, what common spice can also make you hallucinate?
14:26Mmm.
14:28I grow this spice.
14:29It's one of the spices I grow.
14:31I am very suspect of farmer haddish.
14:35You grow spices, Tip?
14:37Yes.
14:38I grow onions, celery, bell peppers, cilantro.
14:42These are not spices.
14:44These are vegetables.
14:46Clearly you don't know how to cook.
14:47You don't know what the holy grail is when you start to cook.
14:49You gotta have celery, onion...
14:51Yay!
14:52Let him know!
14:53...and bell peppers.
14:54Okay?
14:57Nutmeg can make you hallucinate.
15:00All right.
15:01Well, I'm gonna put nutmeg in her pie, sweet potato pie, so I'm gonna agree.
15:04Did you hallucinate?
15:07The spice that is sprinkled in eggnog is nutmeg.
15:12So you are correct.
15:14X gets the square.
15:16I do be knowing faster.
15:17All right, Kasey, it's on you.
15:19Pick your star.
15:20Okay, I'm going back up top with the beautiful Niecy.
15:23Niecy!
15:24Let's do it!
15:25Let's do it!
15:26All right, here we go, Niecy.
15:28James is the real first name of which member of the Beatles?
15:33Definitely Yoko.
15:38Ringo.
15:39Okay.
15:41Ringo seems like a nickname, so I'm gonna agree.
15:45So James is the real first name of...
15:48Paul.
15:49Oh, no!
15:50Which means Johnny gets the steal, X gets the square.
15:53All right, Johnny is back on you.
15:55Go ahead, pick your square.
15:57But remember the rules of tic-tac-toe.
16:01I know you're vibing with certain squares more than others, but think of the game.
16:08Well, I'm gonna have to go to the bottom of the beautiful Miss Pat.
16:11Miss Pat.
16:12This is big for the win.
16:14All right, here we go.
16:15Despite changing its tagline in 2018 to
16:18Wellness That Works, what dieting brand filed for bankruptcy in 2025?
16:23Now, why would y'all give me a diet question?
16:27Because all my diet failed because I was tired of adding and subtracting.
16:34But I'm gonna have to say Weight Watcher.
16:38So...
16:38All right, Johnny.
16:40Love Miss Pat.
16:40You remind me of my mama so much.
16:42I'm every black person mama.
16:47Can I just say, America, I cannot cook.
16:51I'm just fat.
16:55All right.
16:56Let's get back into it.
16:57Do you agree or disagree for the round?
16:59And to take the lead.
17:01Wellness Works.
17:01We're gonna change it up.
17:02I'm gonna agree.
17:04Which means...
17:05X gets the square!
17:08Congratulations, Johnny!
17:10We are adding 2,500 bucks to your bank.
17:14Way to go.
17:15Johnny with the lead right now.
17:17Oh!
17:17Oh, no!
17:18That sound means that time is up.
17:21But the good news is, Johnny, you are going to the bonus round.
17:24Hey!
17:25Let's go!
17:26Casey, you're not going all empty-handed.
17:28You are awesome today.
17:28Thank you so much.
17:29Thank you for playing.
17:31Appreciate you being here.
17:32When we come back, though, Johnny over here is going to play for $25,000.
17:47Welcome back to Hollywood Squares.
17:49Johnny has racked up a cool 2,500 bucks.
17:52And the trip.
17:54Perfect.
17:55Now it is time to play the bonus round,
17:57where you will have a chance at adding $25,000 to your pot.
18:01Let's go, man.
18:01Let's go.
18:03Nate, do you realize he won everything he have off of me?
18:08Mmm!
18:09That's a fact, Ms. Pat.
18:11Say thank you to your mother.
18:15You thank your mother!
18:17Pete, I'm gonna get you, because I'm not your nanny, okay?
18:23All right, Johnny, any idea what you would do with all of that money?
18:28Yeah, as a private personal trainer, a teacher, a coach, and a mentor,
18:30I want to build a Division I track in the back of my house for my student-athletes
18:33to get them to Division I level.
18:35Oh, that's awesome.
18:35Yeah.
18:36We're all rooting for that.
18:38All right, now, here's how the bonus round works.
18:40We are gonna give you 60 seconds.
18:42I will read a statement about each star.
18:43All you have to do is agree or disagree.
18:46For everyone that you get correct, you will earn that square.
18:48Now, every star up there has an envelope, but only one of them is holding one that has
18:54a card worth $25,000.
18:56Good.
18:57All right.
18:58Yeah.
18:59Let's put 60 seconds on the clock.
19:05Here we go.
19:07Niecy Nash Betts celebrates her birthday for a month.
19:11Agree.
19:12Correct.
19:12Paul Scheer has a degree in rodeo clowning.
19:15Disagree.
19:15Correct.
19:15Pete Holmes is thanked in the liner notes of Lady Gaga's album, Mayhound.
19:20Disagree.
19:21Correct.
19:21Ron Funches once called his friend Travis Kelsey a golden retriever of a human being.
19:25Agree.
19:26Correct.
19:27Drew Barrymore learned to surf in Hawaii.
19:29Agree.
19:29Correct.
19:30Ariana DuBose won free ice cream for life in a dance contest.
19:33Agree.
19:34Correct.
19:35Miss Pat created a comic book villain named White Nonsense.
19:39Disagree.
19:39Correct.
19:40Tiffany Haddish's celebrity crush growing up was Jahlil White.
19:43Agree.
19:43Correct.
19:44Gabriel Iglesias voices Boots in the live-action Dora the Explorer movie.
19:49Agree.
19:49Correct!
19:50Oh, baby!
19:52Hup!
19:53Hup!
19:54Hup!
19:55Hup!
19:56Come on!
19:57Yeah!
19:58Hey!
19:59Hey!
19:59Hey!
20:00Hey!
20:01Hey!
20:01Hey!
20:03Hey!
20:04Hey!
20:04Let's go!
20:05Let's go!
20:06That's 25,000 dollars plus his earlier winning bringing your grand totals to 27,500 bucks
20:14and his cruise through Italy!
20:17That Raffaea is the first time ever one of our players got nine in a row!
20:23Hey!
20:23Hey!
20:24Hey!
20:24It was actually Gabriel who had the $25,000.
20:32Thank you to our players.
20:33Thank you, of course, to our stars.
20:35And of course, to Barrymore.
20:37Thank you so much.
20:38What an episode.
20:40Oh, my god.
20:42I'm your host, A. Burleson.
20:44Join us next time on Hollywood Square.
20:48Whoa.
20:49Man, that's wild.
20:50Bro, you were on fire.
20:52I'm your host, A. Burleson.
20:53Really.
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