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Hollywood Squares - Season 2 - Episode 13: This Isn't Survivor
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00:00Drew, we are having a little Scream reunion right now
00:04with David Arquette in the building.
00:06That's right.
00:07Look at my jacket.
00:09I have little Drews as the button.
00:11So cute.
00:13From Television City in Hollywood,
00:16it's Hollywood Square.
00:19Starring triumphs the insult comic dog, Thomas Lennon,
00:24Whitney Cummings, Tiffany Haddish, Mark Duplass,
00:31Pete Holmes, Leslie Jones, and our center square, Drew Barrymore.
00:39And I'm David Arquette and Charlie Weaver.
00:43And we are your Hollywood Square.
00:46And now, your host, Nate Burleson.
00:52Yeah.
00:54Welcome to Hollywood Square.
00:57What's up, stars?
01:04Hello to our players.
01:05It is good to have you here.
01:07And a big hello to our center square, Drew Barrymore.
01:12Drew, we are having a little Scream reunion right now
01:16with David Arquette in the building.
01:18That's right.
01:19And Drew, in honor of you being the first casualty
01:21in the Scream franchise, I left you a little something.
01:25You have that box up there?
01:26The one that says, Schno peeking, do not open?
01:30Go ahead and open it.
01:31It's a gift.
01:32From me to you.
01:33Nate?
01:35Oh, it's me and Scream on buttons.
01:41Also, look at my jacket.
01:42I have little Drews as the buttons to symbolize how
01:47you button up the show.
01:48Hey, Tokyo!
01:50We have David Arquette in the building.
01:52Hey, how are you?
01:54I'm dressed as Charlie Weaver.
01:56If you don't know, my grandfather was Charlie Weaver.
02:00And he was in this bottom left-hand right, I don't know,
02:03square for years on the original Hollywood Square.
02:06So I'm paying tribute to him tonight.
02:08Give it up for that.
02:09Little tribute to my grandfather.
02:11No, no.
02:11This is far too reverent.
02:13He looks like Geppetto on a bender.
02:15This is ridiculous.
02:18All right.
02:19Now that we have met some of our stars, let's meet our players.
02:22All right, Iris, tell the stars a little bit about yourself.
02:25Hi, my name is Iris.
02:26I'm originally from Mustang, Oklahoma.
02:29Mustang!
02:30I have the coolest job ever.
02:32I'm a pickle barista.
02:34I make pickle bagels.
02:35Wow.
02:36Pickle nachos, even pickle sandwiches.
02:38Oh, I love me a good pickle now.
02:40Do you know about pickles with peppermints in the middle?
02:44Oh, I know that more.
02:45You got to put an apple candy stick in the middle.
02:48And let it sit in the refrigerator.
02:50Leslie know what I'm talking about.
02:51Me and Leslie right here.
02:52That's right, baby.
02:53Leslie and Tiffany, I know y'all from the hood
02:56with those type of recipes.
02:59Matt, go ahead and tell the stars a little bit about yourself.
03:01Hi, my name is Matt Catanzano.
03:03I'm from Boston, Massachusetts.
03:05I'm a huge Scream enthusiast.
03:07It's my favorite movie.
03:08For my 40th birthday, I rented out a movie theater,
03:10invited all my friends and loved ones to come and re-watch it with me.
03:14Nice.
03:14I'm losing my mind that Drew and David are here, so thank you.
03:17There we go.
03:18Well, thank you for being here.
03:20Here is how we play Hollywood Squares.
03:22You win by getting three squares in a row, or the first of five squares.
03:25I will ask the stars a question.
03:27All you have to do is agree or disagree.
03:30If you get it right, then you get that square.
03:32Now, if you get it wrong, that square will go to your opponent.
03:35Now, at the end of the game, the player with the most money goes on to our bonus round,
03:38where you will have a chance at $25,000.
03:44But wait, there's more.
03:45Drew, what else we got?
03:46If you pick the secret square and you get the answer right, you could go on, honestly, a trip of
03:52a lifetime.
03:55That's right.
03:55Now, before we get started, let's show the audience at home who that secret square is.
04:00All right, let's play some Hollywood Squares.
04:04All right.
04:05Let's go.
04:06This first round is worth $1,000.
04:08Iris, you won the coin toss.
04:09Go ahead, pick your star.
04:10Okay, my haircut is actually an homage to her character in Scream.
04:14I've got to go with the lovely Drew Barrymore.
04:17Drew Barrymore.
04:20Okay, here we go.
04:21What is the only X-rated movie to win an Oscar for Best Picture?
04:27The Squirt Locker.
04:29Oh, my God.
04:31Drew.
04:33Ew.
04:34To start the game off, that was nasty.
04:36I don't know.
04:37That sounds like a clean joke to me.
04:38Sounds like it's gonna wash all your pain away.
04:43Um, okay, in all seriousness, it was Midnight Cowboy, and that is not a joke.
04:51All right.
04:52Iris, to kick the game off right, do you agree or disagree?
04:55I've seen Midnight Cowboy a couple of times.
04:57I'm gonna agree with Drew.
05:02And you would be correct.
05:03It is Midnight Cowboy.
05:04Circle gets the square.
05:07Okay, Matt, let's go.
05:08It's on you.
05:09Pick your star.
05:10I can't say I'm a Scream enthusiast and not go to David Arquette.
05:13Please.
05:14That makes sense.
05:15The Legacy Square.
05:16David.
05:18What's up, baby?
05:19I've been waiting my whole life for this.
05:21Here we go.
05:21Based on your outfit, there's not much left.
05:27Okay, in his 1996 review of Scream, Roger Ebert describes how Drew Barrymore's character opens the movie by going into
05:36a kitchen where there's lots of big what?
05:41Egos.
05:43A lot of big egos.
05:45Ghostface had the biggest ego of all.
05:48But let's see.
05:50I would say Knives.
05:53All right, Matt.
05:54I have seen this movie a few times.
05:57Right.
05:57And so I'm going to agree that it is Knives in that review.
06:02It is correct.
06:04David's right.
06:05X gets the square.
06:06We are rolling right now.
06:09Iris, it's on you.
06:10Pick your star.
06:11I think I'm going to go to the hilarious Pete Holmes.
06:14Pete Holmes.
06:15Oh!
06:16You get the secret square.
06:17I got a feeling.
06:18I got a feeling.
06:20All right, Drew.
06:21Where could Iris be going?
06:23To the Yucatan Peninsula.
06:25The Yucatan Peninsula, Mexico.
06:28All right, Pete.
06:29Big time vacation on the line.
06:30Yes.
06:31When asked to audition for the part of Norm on Cheers, George Wendt was told his audition would be to
06:38speak one word.
06:39What was the word?
06:42Uh...
06:42Merkin?
06:45I love a merkin!
06:46That's a wig for your pubic area.
06:49I don't need one of those.
06:50I'm from the 1900s.
06:52I got full-fledged froze.
06:53She ready.
06:55Okay.
06:56Mine's look like Frederick Douglass.
06:59A little gray.
07:00A little gray.
07:00A little classy gray.
07:01Yeah, yeah, yeah.
07:02I don't know if this is right, but I'm going to say I think it's beer.
07:08All right, Iris.
07:09The lack of confidence is scaring me a little.
07:11Yeah, but I'm being real.
07:13I'm going to agree with you, Pete.
07:15Nate, we got to go to the Yucatan, man.
07:17You can get the square into vacation.
07:23Congratulations, Iris.
07:24You are headed to Mexico.
07:28Nestled on the coast of Mexico's Yucatan Peninsula is the luxurious Windham TRS Coral Costa Mujeres Resort and Spa.
07:37You and a guest will indulge in the sprawling pools, world-class dining, and full-service spa at this award
07:44-winning, adult-only hideaway from Windham Rewards.
07:48How about that?
07:49I'm so excited.
07:51All right, Matt.
07:52It's on you.
07:52Go ahead.
07:53Pick your star.
07:54I'm going to go to the legendary Thomas Lennon for the block.
07:57For the block.
07:57That makes sense.
07:58The block.
07:59And Nate, Nate, I just want to say I know David's doing a tribute to Charlie Weaver down there.
08:04Also up here, I'm wearing Paul Lin's thong.
08:09Okay, here we go.
08:11Paul.
08:11Pee-wee Herman Rubens said he got the name Pee-wee after seeing a little one-inch-long what?
08:19Whoa!
08:21I was very good friends with Paul.
08:23Okay.
08:24It was actually a little Pee-wee harmonica.
08:28All right, Matt.
08:29I am going to agree.
08:32It was a little harmonica.
08:34Yes!
08:35Oh, you are correct.
08:37X gets the square in the block.
08:41We are going to take a quick break for Hollywood Squares when we feel bad.
08:52Welcome back to Hollywood Squares.
08:55Before we get back into the game, let's check in with a few of our stars.
08:59I know.
08:59I know.
09:00You're right.
09:01David, what's going on?
09:02Hold on.
09:02I'm just on with my manager.
09:04I know.
09:04What?
09:05Thanks.
09:06He thinks it's not such a great idea.
09:09I'm an old man on national TV.
09:10So, just get a toned down a little.
09:15Yeah, baby!
09:17I hope that's better.
09:18Look at that.
09:20David, you don't need the costume to be completely unrecognizable.
09:26On that note, let's get back into it.
09:29We are in the middle of a fierce first round.
09:31Iris, it's on you.
09:32Go ahead.
09:32Pick your star.
09:33All right.
09:33I think I'm going for the hilarious Triumph.
09:35Triumph!
09:36Triumph!
09:38Holy crap!
09:39All right, Triumph.
09:40Here we go.
09:40Yes!
09:41What does the E stand for in Chuck E. Cheese?
09:45Oh, this is fun.
09:46I love guessing middle names, I do.
09:48Just like Thomas, I'm no John Lennon.
09:52Pete, I'll never own two homes.
09:57Oh, damn.
09:58Pete, it's a fun game.
10:00I'm a renter.
10:01I rent.
10:03Okay, I've got the real answer.
10:05It's entertainment.
10:07Do you agree or disagree?
10:09Entertainment feels like a logical choice.
10:12I'm gonna agree with Triumph.
10:16And you would be correct.
10:17It is entertainment.
10:19That's entertainment!
10:20It hits the square.
10:22This game is back and forth.
10:24It's on you, Matt.
10:25Pick your star.
10:26The always hilarious and beautiful Leslie Jones.
10:29That's right.
10:30We're going with Leslie Jones for the block.
10:33I ain't gonna let no dog talk about me.
10:35You better not say nothing about me trying.
10:36Hey, Leslie!
10:37I wouldn't say anything about you.
10:39In fact, I'm very upset that Mark Duplass is above you.
10:42Normally, her hot skinny white guys, she likes to be on top.
10:48Shut up, dog!
10:52I'll take your ass off.
10:53I welcome it!
10:55Bring it down!
10:58Leslie, I'll do it!
11:00I'll do it!
11:01No!
11:02I'll do it!
11:02That's right!
11:03Say the word!
11:04She likes skinny white guys!
11:06Get his ass!
11:06Because we all know who the is here!
11:09Thank you!
11:11Nate, I was just wondering.
11:12Is this show still on in America?
11:15Fingers crossed.
11:16Behave!
11:19Here we go.
11:20Used in a Dirty Shirley.
11:22What?
11:22Penedine syrup is derived from what grenade-shaped fruit?
11:28Um, I had an aunt named Dirty Shirley.
11:32We wasn't allowed to be alone with her.
11:38I'm gonna say grapefruit, and I'm not sure if that's right.
11:42So you as a white person should be able to tell.
11:46All right, Matt.
11:48Okay, um, I believe it is a cherry, so I'm going to disagree.
11:52Well, that's fine.
11:53That's fine.
11:54If you don't win, you know what happened.
11:57The grenade-shaped fruit is pomegranate.
12:00So you are correct.
12:01Wow.
12:01She was wrong.
12:02All right.
12:02X gets the square and the block.
12:04I do have a wrong.
12:05All right, Iris.
12:06Pick your star.
12:07I think I have to pick someone who knows
12:10some good pickle combinations, the hilarious Tiffany Haddish.
12:13Tiffany Haddish.
12:16All right, here we go.
12:17There's a restaurant in Amarillo, Texas,
12:20that offers a 72-ounce steak challenge.
12:23If you finish your 72-ounce steak meal in an hour or less,
12:28you get what?
12:29I have done challenges like this, and I have been to Amarillo, Texas,
12:34and I've been to this place.
12:37Whoa.
12:38And I'm going to tell you, what you win for real is like a big-ass hat.
12:42It just covers your whole head.
12:43Like, it's just like, oh, where'd my head go?
12:45It's inside this hat.
12:47All right, Iris.
12:49Okay, she's saying she's been there.
12:51I've been there.
12:52I've been places.
12:53I'm going to have to agree with Tiffany.
12:57You get your meal for free.
13:00So you are incorrect.
13:03X gets the steal.
13:04It is anyone's game right now.
13:06More Hollywood Squares coming right up.
13:17Welcome back to Hollywood Squares.
13:19We are in the middle of a heated round one.
13:22Matt, it's on you.
13:24Go ahead.
13:25Pick your star.
13:26I'm a huge fan of the Creep series.
13:28What?
13:28I want to go with Marc Duplass.
13:30Marc Duplass.
13:32All right, this is huge because the first one to five squares wins the round and the money.
13:38So here we go.
13:39Oh, okay, okay.
13:40On Google, if you type Illuminati backwards in ad.com, it'll immediately take you to the official website of what?
13:48The Church of Scientology.
13:51For real, for real, Matt.
13:53This is going to take you to the website of the FBI.
13:56All right, this is for the fifth square, first round money.
13:59Matt.
13:59He's pointing at me in a way that I want to trust him.
14:04But he's also in the show Creep, so that's not that trustworthy.
14:07So I'm going to disagree.
14:09What?
14:11You know what?
14:12It will take you to the official website of the NSA.
14:16So you are correct!
14:17Thank you!
14:18Yes!
14:19Way to go!
14:21And that is the first round where Matt has banked $1,000.
14:27Let's jump right into it.
14:28We are on to round two.
14:30And we are going to up the cash to $2,500.
14:33Okay, Iris.
14:34It's on you.
14:35Pick your star.
14:36I think I'm going to have to go back to my girl, Drew.
14:39Back to your girl, Drew.
14:40Be happy.
14:41Back to you!
14:42Okay, Iris.
14:43I'm going to need you to behave when I ask you this question, okay?
14:46Me?
14:48Here we go.
14:49How did pound cake originally get its name?
14:57Oh.
14:59I mean, I think we've done something right when the question answers itself.
15:06Um, I don't know the answer.
15:08Okay.
15:09But I'm going to go with that it cost a pound.
15:15All right, Iris, do you agree or disagree?
15:18All right, it could cost a pound, it could weigh a pound.
15:22I agree with Drew.
15:24All right.
15:25It originally got its name because the recipe called for a pound of each ingredient.
15:30Oh!
15:30Which means you are incorrect.
15:32X gets the steal and the square.
15:35Matt, it's on you.
15:36Pick your star.
15:37I'm very excited to talk to him.
15:39Triumph, the insult comic dog.
15:41Oh, my God.
15:41Triumph.
15:41Oh, my God.
15:42Triumph, here we go.
15:43Despite its reputation for politeness, what country is home to the Belcher Islands?
15:49Okay, the Belcher Islands.
15:55Um...
15:55Acid refluxenborg.
15:59Triumph, that was so tame.
16:02I'm trying to balance out the other 90 minutes of this taping.
16:07All right, lock back in, Triumph.
16:09Okay, yes, yes.
16:10The answer must be...
16:13Sweden.
16:14All right.
16:15Matt, do you agree or disagree?
16:17I can't believe I get to say this in real life.
16:20I disagree with Triumph.
16:24It's actually Canada, so you would be glad.
16:27Well done.
16:27Well done.
16:28You get the cigar.
16:30X gets the square.
16:31That's right.
16:33Oh!
16:34All right, so...
16:35Whoa!
16:35No!
16:36That sound right there, that means that time is up.
16:39We are giving you $500 for each square that you have, which means, Iris, you are not going home empty
16:44-handed.
16:45You have that vacation to the Yucatan Peninsula in Mexico, so congratulations.
16:50Matt, you have a total of $2,000, which means you are going to the bonus round.
16:55Yes!
16:56All right, Matt.
16:57And when we come back, Matt is going to be playing for $25,000.
17:12Welcome back to Hollywood Squares.
17:14Matt has racked up a full $2,000.
17:16Now it's time for him to play the bonus round.
17:20In honor of David and Drew sitting together, the combination of them being in the franchise
17:25of Scream, let's Scream for $25,000.
17:28Woo!
17:30Come on, Matt!
17:32Any final thoughts?
17:34Well, we were in Scream, but also we're brother and sister in Never Been Kissed.
17:39That's right.
17:42But I think you look so good, by the way.
17:45And it was weird, because I'm so used to having, like, a sisterly brother relationship with you,
17:49and then I was like, David looks good.
17:50He looks good.
17:51No doubt.
17:53So, Matt, any idea what you would do with all that money?
17:55Yes.
17:56I have a two-year-old daughter.
17:58Her name is Ruby.
17:59She's my world.
18:01She still has kind of a nursery as a bedroom, so I want to revamp it and give her, like,
18:05the toddler room of her dreams.
18:07We love that.
18:07We are all rooting for that.
18:09Here is how the bonus round works.
18:11You are going to have 60 seconds.
18:13I will read a statement about each star.
18:14All you have to do is agree or disagree.
18:17For everyone that you get correct, you will earn that square.
18:20Now, every star up there has an envelope, but only one of them is holding a card worth $25,000.
18:27Whoo!
18:30Okay.
18:31Let's put 60 seconds on the clock.
18:36Here we go.
18:39Triumph once recorded a song called Lick Myself.
18:42Agree.
18:43Correct.
18:44Thomas Lennon says his favorite parking hack is to drive the hearse.
18:48Disagree.
18:49Correct.
18:56Tiffani Haddish started her career as a judge at hot dog eating contests.
19:01Disagree.
19:02Correct.
19:03Drew Barrymore is licensed to officiate at cat weddings.
19:08Disagree.
19:09Correct.
19:09Mark de Kloss was in a band called Volcano.
19:12I'm still excited.
19:14Agree.
19:15Correct.
19:15David Arquette is a certified Bob Ross painting instructor.
19:20Disagree.
19:21Incorrect.
19:22Pete Holmes' wife was in labor with their daughter for 58 hours.
19:26Agree.
19:26Correct.
19:26Leslie Jones teaches a self-defense class called Just Yell At Them.
19:31Disagree.
19:32Correct.
19:33Whoa!
19:35Eight out of nine squares?
19:38Nothing.
19:39You did not get wrong.
19:40You did so good.
19:41All right.
19:42Stars.
19:43Show us the money.
19:46Triumph.
19:46Okay.
19:47Here we go.
19:48Okay.
19:48It's not me.
19:48Thomas.
19:50Oh.
19:51Whitney.
19:53Oh.
19:54Tiffany.
19:55Oh.
19:57Drew.
19:58Oh.
19:59Oh.
20:01Oh.
20:02Pete.
20:03Oh.
20:05Oh.
20:05Oh.
20:06Oh my goodness.
20:06Leslie.
20:08Leslie!
20:10Leslie!
20:11Leslie!
20:11Let's go!
20:15Do it!
20:16Okay, okay, hold on.
20:18Oh!
20:21Oh!
20:21Yes!
20:24Leslie Jones, after $25,000, adding to his earlier winnings,
20:30Max has now won $27,000.
20:33Oh!
20:34Oh!
20:35Oh!
20:35Thank you to our stars.
20:37Thank you to our center square two very more.
20:39I'm your host, Abe Burleson.
20:40Join us next time on Hollywood Squares.
20:44Yeah!
20:47Bye.
20:49Ah!
20:53Yeah!
21:12That's a
21:15Okay.
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