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Hollywood Squares - Season 2 - Episode 11: A Scream Reunion
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00:01Drew, I need you back in your square.
00:03I just have to kiss Triumph really quickly.
00:05OK.
00:06Here we go.
00:06Oh, my God!
00:09It was consensual.
00:12You filthy animals!
00:14Beautiful.
00:15From Television City in Hollywood,
00:17it's Hollywood Squares.
00:21Starring Triumph the insult comic dog,
00:25Bobby Moynihan,
00:26Michelle Puto,
00:29Paul Scheer,
00:32Anna Basteyer,
00:36Tig Notaro,
00:38the beautiful and talented Jamel James,
00:42and our center square,
00:44Drew Barrymore,
00:45and I'm M-E-T-H-O-D,
00:48and we are your Hollywood Squares.
00:52And now, your host, Nate Wilson!
00:57Yeah!
00:59I see you!
01:01Welcome to Hollywood Squares!
01:04What's up, stars?
01:09Woo-hoo!
01:12Hello to our players.
01:13It is good to have you here.
01:15And a big hello to our center square.
01:17Drew, how are you doing?
01:21I am so well, Nate.
01:23I feel like I haven't cried in a few hours.
01:27Okay.
01:28Is that the baseline?
01:30That's the baseline.
01:31Wow.
01:31I'm doing really good.
01:34Janelle, how are you doing?
01:35Great, after that intro!
01:38So, is this the closest you have ever been
01:41to seeing Method Man perform?
01:43I've seen him at least five times performing in person
01:46and multiple times in my dreams!
01:48Oh!
01:50Hey, now.
01:51Hey, now!
01:52Oh, you made my thing!
01:54Now that we have met some of our stars,
01:56let's meet our players.
01:57Moni, tell the stars a little bit about yourself.
01:59Hi, guys.
02:00My name's Moni.
02:01I'm from Montgomery, Alabama,
02:02and I'm a first-generation Nigerian-American.
02:08I've got two older sisters,
02:09so that means I've got three moms
02:11who are very forceful with their love for me,
02:13so I'm excited to make all three of my moms happy today.
02:15There we go.
02:16Yes!
02:17All right.
02:18Jake, tell the stars about yourself.
02:20Hey, everyone.
02:21My name is Jake,
02:22and I'm from Los Angeles, California.
02:24He looks like a Jake.
02:25And you know, Nate,
02:26I got a little bit of pressure on me today.
02:28Why?
02:28Because my mom was actually
02:30a Hollywood Squares contestant back in 2002.
02:33What?
02:34She was a three-time champ.
02:36Three-time champ?
02:37I'm just here trying to hold up the legacy.
02:39Okay.
02:40All right.
02:40Here is how we play Hollywood Squares.
02:42It is your basic game of tic-tac-toe.
02:44You win by getting three squares in a row
02:46or the first to get five squares.
02:48I will ask the stars a question.
02:50All you have to do is agree or disagree.
02:52If you get it right, then you get that square.
02:55If you get it wrong,
02:56then that square will go to your opponent.
02:58And at the end of the game,
02:59the player with the most money goes on to our bonus round
03:01where you have a shot at $25,000.
03:05That's right.
03:08But wait.
03:09There's more, Drew.
03:10What else we got?
03:10There is more?
03:12Actually, there is triumphs.
03:14If you pick the secret square and you get the answer right,
03:19you could get a trip of a lifetime.
03:21That's right.
03:22Yes.
03:23A trip of a lifetime.
03:24Before we get started,
03:25let's show the audience at home who the secret square is.
03:28All right.
03:29Let's play some Hollywood squares.
03:35All right.
03:36This first round is worth $1,000.
03:38Jake, you won the coin toss.
03:39Go ahead and pick your star.
03:41I'm going to go with center square Drew Barrymore.
03:43Drew Barrymore, center square.
03:45Thank you so much, Jake.
03:48All right, Drew.
03:49Back in the 1920s,
03:51what did the iconic Hollywood sign originally say?
03:55We have the most cocaine.
04:00That's good.
04:02Jake, I know this.
04:04It was Hollywoodland.
04:07All right.
04:07Jake, do you agree or disagree?
04:09You know, I know I said I'm from Los Angeles, California.
04:11You did say that.
04:12I have no idea what this is.
04:14What?
04:14But I have a gut feeling I think Drew's correct,
04:18so I'm going to agree.
04:19Trust your gut, because you're right.
04:22X gets the square.
04:23It was indeed Hollywoodland.
04:25All right, we're rolling.
04:26Moni, it's on you.
04:28Pick your star.
04:29Um, all right.
04:31Triumph, I'm going with you.
04:32All right.
04:33Oh!
04:34You picked the secret square!
04:36Right out the gate!
04:38Moni!
04:40Now, if you get this right, Drew,
04:42where could she be going?
04:43Puerto Rico.
04:45Ooh!
04:47Puerto Rico?
04:48Okey-dokey!
04:50Oh, my God!
04:51All right, Triumph.
04:51What famous all-female pop group
04:53was originally named Touch?
04:56All-female pop group.
04:58Uh, I'm thinking NSYNC.
05:04What can I tell you?
05:07I'm going to say the Spice Girls.
05:11Ooh.
05:12All right.
05:12Do you agree or disagree?
05:14My gut also said Spice Girls, so Triumph,
05:17I'm going to agree.
05:17Well, it looks like...
05:19Come on.
05:19...you are heading to Puerto Rico!
05:24Circle dips the square!
05:27Puerto Rico!
05:27Congratulations to Moni!
05:31Nestled on the secluded beach
05:33on Puerto Rico's northern shore
05:35is the Wyndham Grand Rio Mar
05:37Golf & Beach Resort.
05:39You and a guest will enjoy
05:40this fully reimagined tropical oasis
05:43featuring multiple pools
05:44and two spectacular golf courses
05:47from Wyndham Rewards.
05:50All right.
05:52Jake, it's on you.
05:53Go ahead.
05:54Pick your star.
05:55I think I got to go with my girl,
05:57Ana Gasteyer.
05:58Hey, hey, hey!
05:58Ana Gasteyer.
05:59I like it!
06:01All right, here we go.
06:02A 2018 medical survey showed that
06:04people consider doctors more trustworthy
06:06when they are wearing what?
06:09Uh, more trustworthy?
06:10I'm going to guess glasses
06:12because people in glasses look smart.
06:14Like you.
06:14Oh, thank you, Ana.
06:19All right, Jake.
06:20Do you agree or disagree?
06:21I feel like it makes sense,
06:23but a white coat is just sticking out
06:25in my mind.
06:26I'm sorry, Ana.
06:26I got to disagree.
06:28Ooh.
06:29How dare you?
06:31It is a white coat!
06:32So you would be correct!
06:34Whoo!
06:35X gets the square!
06:37All right, Moni.
06:37It's on you.
06:38Pick your star.
06:39All right, got to go for that block
06:40and go for Paul Scheer.
06:41Paul Scheer!
06:44Paul Scheer!
06:44All right, let's do it.
06:45Let's do it!
06:46All right, here we go.
06:47In Germany.
06:48Great.
06:51What are you experiencing
06:53if you have a massive Herzinfarkt?
06:58Well, I know whenever I eat German food,
07:00I have a massive Herzinfarkt.
07:02Well, I know whenever I eat German food,
07:03For me, I'm going to say it's a migraine.
07:06All right.
07:07This is big because this is for the block.
07:09I thought headache.
07:11Oh, okay.
07:11Wow.
07:12So I'm going to agree with you, Paul Scheer.
07:15Wow.
07:15Wow.
07:15All right.
07:16So in Germany, if you are experiencing a massive Herzinfarkt,
07:21you are experiencing a heart attack.
07:23Oh, wow.
07:24So you are incorrect.
07:25The Herzinfarkt!
07:27All right, Jake, you cannot win the round on a steal.
07:31Around here, you have to...
07:32Earn!
07:33Yeah!
07:34We are going to see if Jake can earn the first round
07:37and the first round money.
07:38More Hollywood Squares when we return.
07:42Herzinfarkt!
07:43Herzinfarkt!
07:44Herzinfarkt!
07:44Herzinfarkt!
07:51Welcome back to Hollywood Squares.
07:52Before we get back into the game,
07:54let's check in with a few of our stars.
07:55Michelle, what's up?
07:56How you doing up here?
07:57I'm doing good.
07:59I feel like I'm serving plus size Barbie realness
08:01and I feel good about it.
08:07All right.
08:08You talk about plus size.
08:09Ain't nothing wrong with that.
08:10That's right.
08:10You looking thicker than a first grade pencil, baby.
08:14Yes, very spicy.
08:16My goodness.
08:17All right, let's get back to the game.
08:18We are in the middle of a fierce first round.
08:22Jake, it is on you.
08:23Go ahead and pick your star.
08:26I'm going Paul Scheer for the win.
08:27Paul Scheer for the win.
08:30Paul, here we go.
08:31Here we go.
08:32In 2024, a father and son duo known as the Costco Guys
08:37dropped a song that became a viral sensation called
08:40We Bring the What.
08:41OK, I am a big fan of Big Justice and AJ.
08:46And I know that those guys bring the boom.
08:51All right.
08:52Do you agree or disagree?
08:54Well, I think I also say the boom.
08:57I'm going to agree.
08:59Yes.
08:59Yes.
08:59And you would get the square.
09:03In the round.
09:04Double chomp chocolate cookie bag for everyone.
09:08Jake, you now have $1,000 in the bank after winning the first round.
09:14And we are on to round two.
09:16And round two is worth $2,500.
09:19It's anybody's game.
09:20All right.
09:21Let's jump right back into it.
09:22Moni, it's on you.
09:23Go ahead.
09:23Pick your star.
09:24All right.
09:25I'm going to go with Drew Barrymore.
09:26All right.
09:27Drew Barrymore.
09:28Yay!
09:29Drew, here we go.
09:31In New York City, Uber expanded its service in 2019 to include what vehicles?
09:37Walk of Shame vans?
09:38Ooh.
09:41I do believe the correct answer is helicopters.
09:46All right.
09:47Whoa.
09:47Do you agree or disagree?
09:49I also thought something aerial.
09:51So I'm going to trust you, Drew, and I'm going to agree.
09:53Oh, God.
09:54I hope so.
09:55Please.
09:56Well, it looks like you're starting off round two strong because you are correct.
10:00It is helicopters.
10:02Circle gets the square.
10:04All right, Jake.
10:05It's back on you.
10:05Go ahead.
10:06Pick your star.
10:08You're looking a little lonely up there.
10:09I think I got to go with you, Michelle Buteau.
10:12Michelle Buteau.
10:15Wait.
10:15First of all, is that supposed to be a compliment?
10:19All right.
10:19Here we go, Michelle.
10:20Yes.
10:21In 2024, Beyonce had a widely publicized halftime show during an NFL game in Houston that was
10:27popularly called what?
10:29Ooh.
10:30The Beyonce Bowl.
10:31Jake, do you agree or disagree?
10:33I don't know if he's the demo.
10:34Let's see.
10:38I'm going to have to trust Michelle and agree.
10:42Well, Jake, I guess you are the demo because that is correct.
10:46You are right.
10:47X gets the square.
10:50All right, Moni.
10:51It's on you.
10:52Go ahead.
10:52Pick your star.
10:54Hey, I'm feeling a little lonely down here.
10:58So I'm going to go with Tig Notaro.
11:01Tig Notaro.
11:06She's not lonely anymore.
11:07There we go.
11:09What did Drew just ask you?
11:12None your business.
11:16All right, here we go.
11:18Tig.
11:18Yeah.
11:19Moni needs you.
11:21What is the...
11:21Well, I'm taken.
11:22So, uh...
11:24Here we go.
11:25What is the only organ in the human body that can regrow itself in just weeks?
11:30My menopausal goatee.
11:35I'm going to say the pancreas.
11:39Yes.
11:39All right.
11:40Tig is going to say the pancreas.
11:42Maybe that's not convincing if I end in a question mark.
11:45Yeah.
11:45Do it again.
11:45Do it again.
11:46Do it again.
11:47I have glasses, so...
11:49Oh, there we go.
11:50There you go.
11:51There you go.
11:53So smart.
11:55Moni, it is the menopausal pancreas.
11:58Correct.
11:59All right.
12:00My mom is a nurse and my sister is a surgeon.
12:04Oh, my God!
12:05Oh!
12:06Tig, I'm going to agree.
12:08The organ is the liver.
12:11What?
12:11So you are incorrect, which means...
12:14Moni!
12:14Moni!
12:15X gets the square.
12:17This is your fault.
12:19Your whole family is medical.
12:21But not me!
12:23I'm an uneducated lesbian in glasses.
12:26It is time for a quick break.
12:28More Hollywood Squares coming right up.
12:30Woo!
12:38Welcome back to Hollywood Squares.
12:40Jake has banked $1,000 in the first round, but Moni can take round two.
12:45Hello, Moni!
12:45And also win $2,500 and then take the lead.
12:48So it's anyone's game.
12:50All right, Jake, let's jump right back into it.
12:52It is your turn.
12:53Go ahead and pick your star.
12:54I think I got to go with Janelle James.
12:56Janelle James!
12:59Here we go.
13:00Here's your question.
13:01A legendary 180-proof alcoholic drink known as Torpedo Juice was created by servicemen during
13:07what war?
13:08As a known Wu-Tang and history buff, I'm gonna have to go with the Korean War.
13:17All right, Jake.
13:18Don't let the look fool you.
13:19I'm smart.
13:21I don't know enough about the Korean War.
13:24I'm gonna have to disagree.
13:28It was World War II, so you are correct and disagree.
13:34I'll take it.
13:34X gets the square.
13:36All right, Moni, it's on you.
13:37Pick your star.
13:38If I can get this star to smile at me.
13:41I know I've already won, so I'm gonna go with Method Man.
13:45Method Man?
13:46Where's the block?
13:48There it is.
13:49The pressure is on.
13:50Method Man, you ready?
13:51I am the pressure.
13:52Let's go.
13:54And this is why?
13:56She said, and this is why I picked him.
13:58Okay.
13:59Moni, listen.
14:00I know how you feel.
14:03Tig, you do?
14:05I'm sitting right next to the guy, okay?
14:07Man, so good looking.
14:09Make you want to switch teams, huh?
14:11Whoa!
14:14All right.
14:17Here we go.
14:18Okay.
14:19In a first in 2025, Mattel honored a male athlete with his own Ken doll.
14:22Made one inch taller than the regular Ken.
14:25Who is the athlete?
14:27One inch taller and still no genitalia.
14:30Yes.
14:31That is true.
14:33I'm pretty up on current events.
14:35Okay.
14:35And I'm gonna have to say LeBron James.
14:38All right.
14:39I'm gonna agree with Method Man.
14:43You were right.
14:45It is LeBron James.
14:47Circle gets the square in the block.
14:50Thank you!
14:51Jake, it's on you.
14:54Pick your star.
14:56I gotta go for the win with Ana Gasteyer.
14:59Ana Gasteyer!
15:00Ana Gasteyer!
15:02All right, Ana, here we go.
15:04On New Year's Eve in 1923, the British heard the sound of what on BBC Radio for the very first
15:10time?
15:10Hmm.
15:12Was it a herzenvater?
15:16I see what you did there.
15:18I'm gonna guess the king's voice.
15:20All right.
15:20This is for the win.
15:22Ana, I had to disagree with her the first time.
15:25And for no particular reason, I'm gonna agree.
15:30Okay.
15:31On New Year's Eve in 1923, the British heard the sound of Big Ben.
15:36So you are incorrect, which means Circle gets the square, Moni with the steel.
15:44All right, it's on you.
15:46Pick your star.
15:48For the win, Bobby Moynihan.
15:50Bobby Moynihan.
15:51That's me!
15:54Hi.
15:55Just the same sex appeal as Method Man.
16:00All right, here we go.
16:02I wanna be clear about something.
16:04Uh-huh.
16:04Although Method Man and Bobby do resemble each other, I'm not interested in Bobby.
16:17And Bobby, don't take that personally or anything because I certainly haven't taken Tig's love for Method Man personally.
16:25All right.
16:26They should all fight while I leave Method Man out to safety.
16:30Yeah.
16:31Come on, Method.
16:32They're going crazy.
16:33No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
16:34Nothing, man!
16:35No!
16:36Sit down!
16:37You sit down.
16:38You sit down.
16:39He's mine!
16:40You sit down!
16:41Man's cat fight!
16:43Yeah!
16:46Okay.
16:48All right.
16:50For the win, Moni.
16:53While in prison, both Menendez brothers, Eric and Lyle,
16:56famously did what?
16:59Everybody knows this.
17:00They wrote the musical Hamilton.
17:03That is not right.
17:04I'm going to say they got married while they were in jail.
17:09All right, Moni.
17:10This is big.
17:10This is for the round and the money,
17:12which could put you in the lead.
17:14I'm going to go with, yes, I agree, Bobby.
17:18I agree, too.
17:20Oh, get the square!
17:25And the round and the money.
17:28We are adding $2,500 to your bank.
17:32Oh!
17:33So that sound right there, that means time is up.
17:36But the good news is you are going to the bonus round.
17:42Jake, you're still going home with $1,000.
17:45I had fun.
17:45Sorry, Jake.
17:46Thank you for being here.
17:48Moni, you have a total of $2,500.
17:51In the bonus round, you will have a shot at $25,000.
17:56Stick around for Hollywood Squares when we return.
18:06Welcome back to Hollywood Squares.
18:07Moni has racked up a full $2,500.
18:11But now it is time to play the bonus round, where you will have a chance at winning an additional
18:15$25,000.
18:18That's right.
18:18Give it up for that.
18:20So, Moni, any idea what you would do with all of that money?
18:22My mom's recently retired, and she really wants to build a home in Nigeria.
18:26OK.
18:26So I would love to help her get that ball off the ground and rolling for her.
18:29Oh, that is awesome.
18:30We are all rooting for that.
18:32We want to see that happen.
18:33Good, daughter.
18:33OK, so here's how the bonus round works.
18:35You're going to have 60 seconds.
18:36I will read a statement about each star.
18:38All you have to do is agree or disagree.
18:41For every one that you get correct, you will earn that square.
18:44Now, every star up there has an envelope, but only one of them holds a card worth $25,000.
18:50Moni!
18:52Moni!
18:53Moni!
18:53OK, so let's put 60 seconds on the clock.
18:59Here we go.
19:02Triumph performed Who Let the Dogs Out on America's Got Talent?
19:07Agree.
19:08Incorrect.
19:09Bobby Moynihan played the voice of a weed-dealing manatee named Lofi.
19:13Agree.
19:14Correct.
19:15Michelle Buteau can do a twerk on a handstand.
19:20Disagree.
19:21Incorrect.
19:22Paul Scheer once worked as Jason Statham's stunt double.
19:26Disagree.
19:27Correct.
19:27Drew Barrymore can play the bagpipes.
19:30Agree?
19:31Incorrect.
19:33Anna Gasteyer has celebrated her birthday at IKEA twice.
19:37Agree.
19:38Correct.
19:39Tig Notaro owns a motorcycle she named Goldie Honda.
19:43Agree.
19:43Correct.
19:44Method Man is a published comic book writer.
19:47Agree.
19:48Correct.
19:48Janelle James has dressed as Catwoman for Halloween five times.
19:52Disagree.
19:53Correct.
19:53All right.
19:55You finished strong.
19:56Nice.
19:56You got six out of nine squares.
19:59We started an hour off, but we got this.
20:00All right.
20:01Stars.
20:03Show us the money.
20:06Bobby.
20:09It's okay.
20:10It's okay.
20:11It's okay.
20:11Paul.
20:13No.
20:15Tig.
20:17It's okay.
20:19Anna.
20:21Anna.
20:22Oh!
20:24It's okay.
20:25Oh, my God.
20:26It's okay.
20:27It's okay.
20:27Oh, my God.
20:27Anna had the $25,000.
20:30So that is adding to your earlier winnings.
20:33You have won a grand total of $27,500.
20:37Oh, in the trip to Puerto Rico.
20:39Thank you to all of our stars.
20:41And, of course, our center square, Drew Barrymore.
20:43I am your host, May Burleson.
20:45Join us next time on Hollywood Squares.
20:49Why am I crying?
20:50We got it.
20:51We're flying.
20:52Oh!
20:52No!
20:53Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
21:22Then we're flying.
21:22Do I flying in one byặn y'all?
21:22Could you have to say fuel inside.
21:23Oh.
21:23It's fabulous.
21:23You've cut like this.
21:23It's bad.
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