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Hollywood Squares - Season 2 - Episode 09: Thicker Than A 1st Grade Pencil
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00:00This is our legacy show.
00:03We have Tom Bergeron, Arsenio Hall, and Hal E. Mandel in the building.
00:08Do you have any idea how big this show is going to be in 1989?
00:14From television city in Hollywood, it's Hollywood Squares.
00:21Starring Triumph the Insult comic dog, Thomas Lennon, Arsenio Hall.
00:28Whitney Cummings, Leslie Jones, Howie Mandel, Tiffany Haddish, and our center square, Drew Barrymore.
00:42I'm Tom Bergeron, and we are your Hollywood Squares.
00:50And now, please welcome your host, Nate Burleson.
00:56Oh!
00:57Oh!
00:58Oh!
00:58Yeah!
01:00Welcome to Hollywood Squares!
01:03What's up, stars?
01:10Whoa, whoa, whoa!
01:12Hello to our players.
01:13It's good to have you.
01:15And hello to our center square, the beautiful Drew Barrymore.
01:18Good to see you.
01:19I mean, we have royalty history and mad respect going on in here today, don't we?
01:27That's a fact.
01:28Absolutely!
01:29Drew, this is our legacy show.
01:31We have Tom Bergeron in the building.
01:36We have Arsenio Hall in the building.
01:40Whoo!
01:40Whoo!
01:41Whoo!
01:41We have Heli Mandel in the building.
01:44Whoo!
01:45That's right.
01:46And, hey, Arsenio, you have some history with Hollywood Squares, right?
01:50Yeah, this is cool.
01:51I've done the show with Tommy back in the day.
01:52The first time I was ever on the show, I was here with the legendary Phyllis Diller.
01:58I also did it with Tom, and I was a center square.
02:01I used to share the center square with Ellen.
02:03That's right.
02:03I got to tell you, I don't know if I should say this.
02:07I'm having a little podium envy.
02:12How many years did you host this show?
02:14Six.
02:15Wow.
02:15Six years.
02:15Yeah, six years.
02:16Give it up for the legend.
02:18Now that we have met some of our legacy stars, let's meet our legacy players.
02:24All right.
02:25Karen, tell everybody about yourself.
02:27Hi.
02:28My name is Karen, and I am from...
02:30Oh, sorry.
02:31I'm not that Karen, I promise.
02:33She says she's not that Karen.
02:35Ignore Leslie.
02:36Well, I am from Dickinson, North Dakota.
02:40And I was on the Hollywood Squares in 1998.
02:44Wow.
02:45Tom Bergeron, you were the host.
02:48How about that?
02:48Yes.
02:49And Judge Judy helped me win.
02:52That's awesome.
02:53All right.
02:53Lorraine, tell the stars a little bit about yourself.
02:56Hi.
02:57My name is Lorraine.
02:58I'm from Bahalia, Mississippi.
03:01And...
03:03I was on the show back in 1986.
03:07What?
03:08Yes.
03:09The center square was Paul Lynn.
03:12And I was so busy looking at all of you, I lost every game.
03:16So this is my redemption show.
03:19I'm here to win.
03:20This is your redemption.
03:21All right.
03:23Now, this is how we play Hollywood Squares.
03:25It is your basic game of tic-tac-toe.
03:27You win by getting three squares in a row, or the first to get five squares.
03:31I will ask the stars a question.
03:33All you have to do is agree or disagree.
03:35You get it right, you get that square.
03:38But if you get it wrong, then that square goes to your opponent.
03:40Then at the end of the game, the player with the most money goes on to our bonus round,
03:44where you have a chance at winning $25,000.
03:46Oh!
03:48Yes.
03:49But wait, there's more.
03:52Drew, what else we got?
03:53Well, it's funny that you asked, Nate, because if you get the secret square and you get the answer right,
03:59you could go on a trip of a lifetime.
04:01That's right.
04:02That's right.
04:04All right, before we get started, let's show the audience at home who the secret square is.
04:09All right.
04:09Let's play some Hollywood Squares!
04:14All right, this first round is worth $1,000.
04:18Karen, you won the coin toss.
04:19Go ahead.
04:20Pick your star.
04:20Well, I have to go with the person who I'd want to be my best friend, the lovely Drew Barrymore!
04:25Drew Barrymore!
04:26Thank you!
04:28Thank you for choosing me, and I am your best friend, so...
04:36Here we go, bestie.
04:37Love Island, Temptation Island, or FBoy Island.
04:41Which one ran worldwide for the most seasons?
04:46Well, STD Island is definitely going to be a new network show.
04:53I say this with pretty decent certainty, Temptation Island is the longest running.
04:59Okay.
05:00All right.
05:00Karen, do you agree or disagree?
05:03I always listen to my besties, so I am going to have to say I agree.
05:08Oh, my God, Karen!
05:11The answer is Love Island.
05:13Wow!
05:13So you are incorrect, which means X gets the steal.
05:17Karen, command to see the manager.
05:20Yes!
05:24Lorraine, it's on you.
05:25Go ahead, pick your star.
05:25Okay, I'm going to start with one of my favorite actors, Arsenio Hall.
05:30Arsenio Hall!
05:32Arsenio Hall!
05:34Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof!
05:35I was alive when this really happened.
05:38All right, here we go.
05:39True or false, 30% of people have a third nipple.
05:46What?
05:48Yo, I've known Howie Mandel for like 40 years.
05:51I know for a fact he has eight nipples.
05:54That's, uh, Cowie Mandel.
05:58You know, I gotta say, true.
06:01All right, Lorraine, do you agree or disagree?
06:04That's a pretty high number.
06:06I'll have to disagree with him.
06:12Only 5% of people have a third nipple, so you are correct.
06:17So go ahead and give X a square.
06:20We are cooking right now.
06:22Karen, it's back on you.
06:23Go ahead and pick your star.
06:24I am going with Leslie Jones for the block.
06:27Leslie Jones for the block.
06:28That makes sense.
06:30Because I can block, girl.
06:32How you doing, Leslie?
06:33You look beautiful.
06:34When you gonna give in to me next?
06:36Uh, you know what?
06:38Good luck, Leslie.
06:39I tried last season.
06:41Yeah.
06:42Here's the question.
06:44In 2025, a French politician suggested that America should return what to France?
06:49Oh, blue.
06:52Okay, so, uh, Karen.
06:58The Statue of Liberty.
06:59Okay.
07:00Oh, Karen.
07:02That was the first thing that popped into my head, and I agree.
07:07Oh, gets the square!
07:11That's right.
07:12That's right.
07:12In the block.
07:14Stick with me.
07:14All right.
07:15Lorraine, it's on you.
07:16Go ahead.
07:17Pick your square.
07:18Nate, I'm going to go with the lovely Tiffany Haddish.
07:21Tiffany Haddish.
07:22Mm-hmm.
07:24Thank you, Lorraine.
07:25Okay.
07:26Here we go.
07:26If you're trying to take someone's axillary temperature.
07:30Whoa.
07:31Where are you sticking the thermometer?
07:33Woo!
07:34Woo!
07:36In every hole.
07:38Hold on.
07:44Lorraine, I'm a genius.
07:45Words tell everything, okay?
07:47Mm-hmm.
07:47And if they look kind of like an ax, then I'm going to go with the armpit.
07:52Yeah!
07:53All right.
07:54That's good reasoning.
07:55Kevin, you said a clap salary, then I'd be like that ass.
08:02This is good.
08:03All right.
08:03So, Lorraine, do you agree or disagree?
08:06So, I do trust Miss Tiffany, so I'm going to agree with her.
08:10Yeah.
08:13Okay.
08:14It is indeed the armpit.
08:16Yes!
08:16You are correct.
08:19Oh, my goodness!
08:20X gets the square.
08:22Tiffany!
08:23On that note, we are going to take a quick break.
08:26More of our legacy show when we return.
08:37Hi, welcome back to Hollywood Squares.
08:40I don't know where Nate is, but you are in good hands.
08:43I hosted a version of this for years, won an Emmy.
08:46Woo!
08:47Yeah, you did, Tom!
08:50Yo, hey, Tom, I went to use the restroom and somebody locked the door.
08:56Oh.
08:56What's going on?
08:57Well, I'm good to see.
08:59I'll be in my square.
09:03Yes!
09:05Tom Bergeron, everybody.
09:09All right, listen, we are in the middle of a fierce first round.
09:12And just a reminder, the secret square is still on the floor.
09:14All right, Karen, it's on you.
09:16Go ahead, pick your star.
09:17Hmm, something is telling me to go with triumph for the block.
09:21All right.
09:23Woof, woof, woof, woof!
09:24I'm trying for the block.
09:26I'm trying for the block.
09:26All right, Triumph.
09:27Here we go.
09:27The Carmen line is the internationally recognized boundary of what?
09:32The Carmen line?
09:34Of countries that are still willing to give Whitney Cummings plastic surgery?
09:40I will have you know, I stopped getting Botox.
09:44I have...
09:47Specifically so I could scowl at you, Triumph.
09:52Karen, everybody hates us, but we're going to show them.
09:55Yes, yes, yes!
09:56All right.
09:56Here we go, Triumph.
09:58Yes, I have it.
09:59It's the Earth's core.
10:01All right.
10:02So, Karen.
10:02I know this is important, but Triumph, I'm going to have to trust you.
10:06I agree.
10:07Oh.
10:09It's actually outer space.
10:11So you are incorrect.
10:13You cannot win the round on a steal.
10:16So, Lorraine, it's on you.
10:17Pick your star.
10:18I'm going to go with Tom Bergeron for the win.
10:21Tom Bergeron for the win.
10:22Yes, yes, yes.
10:24Nate, I just want to say in keeping with the legacy theme...
10:28Yes.
10:29If you don't mind, Lorraine, I'm going to answer the question with my best Gilbert Gottfried impression.
10:34Oh, yeah!
10:36Tom, here we go.
10:37In at least seven different songs, Taylor Swift rhymes the word car with what word?
10:44I know this.
10:47Because I used to date Taylor Swift's grandmother.
10:52That's good.
10:55It's guitar.
10:57All right.
10:59Lorraine, this is for the win.
11:01I'm going to trust Tom and agree with him.
11:05You fool!
11:08In at least seven different songs, Taylor Swift rhymes the word car with bar.
11:15So you are incorrect.
11:17And so was Gilbert Gottfried.
11:19I didn't know that.
11:20Yes, I did.
11:20Circle gets the steal.
11:22You are back on the board, and it's your turn.
11:25Go ahead, Karen.
11:26Pick your star.
11:26Well, let's do this again.
11:29Triumph for the block.
11:30Okay.
11:30Triumph for the block again.
11:31Triumph for the block.
11:32Triumph for the block.
11:33Triumph for the block.
11:34I love blocking.
11:35All right, Triumph, here we go.
11:37Here we go.
11:37At the Iowa State Fair every year, 600 pounds of butter are used to create a sculpture of what?
11:44Oh, a life-sized replica of Howie Mandel's prostate.
11:48Okay.
11:50Triumph.
11:50Can I ask a weird question?
11:52Where is Triumph from?
11:53What is this accent?
11:56That's a good question.
11:57Whitney, that's not an accent.
11:58That's how you would sound with a fist up your butt.
12:01What is going on?
12:02Yay!
12:03What is going on in the room?
12:05Hey, Nate, suddenly I don't envy your job at all.
12:10Yeah, some things have changed, Tom.
12:14600 pounds of butter at the Iowa State Fair.
12:17The sculpture, remember?
12:19It's a cow!
12:20Okay.
12:22All right, Karen.
12:23Well, my first thought was corn, but cow seems to make more sense.
12:27So Triumph, I'm going to try it again.
12:30I'm going to agree with you.
12:31Yes!
12:31You can do this.
12:34Oh, oh, gets the square!
12:36Oh, gets the square!
12:37Yeah!
12:38Another block!
12:39Yes!
12:39Thank you, Triumph!
12:41You got it!
12:42Lorraine, it's on you.
12:43Okay, I'm going to go with the beautiful Whitney Cummings.
12:47Whitney Cummings.
12:49Oh!
12:50Whitney!
12:52You picked the secret square!
12:56Okay, Drew, if she gets this right, where could she be going?
12:59Japan.
13:03Whoa!
13:03Oh, my God!
13:05Whoa!
13:05Japan?
13:06All right, here we go, Whitney.
13:08Rihanna has one.
13:10Dua Lipa does, too.
13:11A labubu is a type of what?
13:15Lorraine, listen to me.
13:16Okay.
13:16A labubu is like a doll, like a collector-like doll for sad, lonely people.
13:24But it doesn't matter.
13:26Lorraine, do you agree or disagree?
13:27You're not familiar with a labubu?
13:30Whitney has a very honest face.
13:32Yeah, see, no Botox.
13:33You can see how honest I am now.
13:37I'm going to agree with her.
13:39Come on, please.
13:41You were trusting an honest face, and you were correct.
13:44Yeah!
13:45It is a door.
13:46X gets the square.
13:48Yeah!
13:49Congratulations, Lorraine.
13:51You are going to Japan!
13:54You and a guest will be immersed in ancient and modern cultures from Tokyo to Kyoto.
14:00Experience a tea ceremony at the Sensoji Temple, dine on hita beef and sake at a local brewery, and ride
14:07the bullet train to Shrine Island.
14:09Collect.
14:10Buy travelers for travelers.
14:13Okay.
14:14It's time for a quick break.
14:16More Hollywood Squares.
14:17Coming right up.
14:19Japan!
14:20Oh, my goodness!
14:21I'm so on the mountains!
14:23Oh, my goodness!
14:29Welcome back to Hollywood Squares.
14:31We are in the middle of a fierce first round.
14:34We already gave away a trip, and we still have the first round money on the line.
14:37This is the Hollywood Squares Legacy Edition.
14:40Let's jump right back into the game.
14:42Karen, it's on you.
14:43Go ahead.
14:43Pick your star.
14:44I'm going with the very funny Thomas Lennon.
14:47Thomas Lennon.
14:49Very funny, indeed.
14:50Here we go.
14:51As a group, what black and white animals are known as an embarrassment?
14:57Hootie and the Blowfish.
15:01Oh, come on.
15:03Keeping with the 90s theme.
15:05Okay.
15:06So, uh, parrots are a pandemonium.
15:09Wow.
15:10Yeah.
15:11Crows are a murder.
15:13And, uh, an embarrassment is pandas.
15:17All right, Karen.
15:19Pandas are an embarrassment?
15:20Yes, I agree with Thomas.
15:25And you would be correct.
15:27It is pandas.
15:28Go ahead and put that circle up there.
15:30Thank you, thank you.
15:31Woof, woof, woof, woof.
15:33All right, Lorraine, it's on you.
15:35All right, I'm going to go with Howie Mandel.
15:37All right.
15:38And save the best for last.
15:41Remember, it's the first to five squares, so this could be for the win.
15:45All right, Howie, here we go.
15:46Oh, okay.
15:46Pressure's on.
15:47In a 1991 song, a tribe called Quest rhymes Arsenio with what title word?
15:53Oh.
15:54Mmm.
15:54It would be Cheerio, I think.
15:56No.
15:57Because they want it to be an international hit and they want to cater to the English crowd.
16:03Shut up.
16:03Cheerio.
16:04Cheerio.
16:04It's Arsenio.
16:06Cheerio.
16:08No, no, I'll be serious for a minute.
16:10Do it right.
16:11What?
16:11Say it right.
16:12Say it right.
16:13You are in between the two of us.
16:15You better get this right.
16:16No, no.
16:18I think it's, uh, I'm nervous.
16:21Howie.
16:22Howie.
16:23What?
16:23Do you need the manager?
16:29I'm going to say scenario.
16:31Scenario.
16:32Do you agree or disagree?
16:34I don't know, so I'm going to agree.
16:39Okay.
16:42So, let's go to the man himself.
16:45What was that word?
16:47Scenario.
16:49Which means you are correct.
16:52Go ahead and give X the square and the round.
16:59We are adding $1,000 to Lorraine's bank.
17:02Oh.
17:04So that sound right there, that means that time is up.
17:07But good news, Lorraine, you are going to the bonus round.
17:12Karen, thank you so much for joining us.
17:14You are awesome.
17:15We appreciate you.
17:16When we come back, Lorraine is going to be playing for $25,000.
17:21Here we go, yo.
17:22Here we go, yo.
17:23So what's the, what's the scenario?
17:25Radio, to the video, to Asenio.
17:28Tell me, yo, what's the scenario?
17:30Cool blue.
17:36Welcome back to Hollywood Squares.
17:38Lorraine has racked up a cool $1,000.
17:41But now it's time to play the bonus round,
17:43where you will have a chance at winning an additional $25,000.
17:47Yeah, give it up for that.
17:50So Lorraine, any idea what you would do with all of this cash?
17:54Well, my mother just turned 95 years old.
17:57Oh, that's awesome.
17:59Well, I would like to go back to Mississippi
18:00and do something really special.
18:02I'd like to bring the entire family together.
18:04Aww.
18:05That's great.
18:06We all want to see that happen.
18:10Okay, so here's how the bonus round works.
18:12You're going to have 60 seconds.
18:13I will read a statement about each star.
18:15All you have to do is agree or disagree.
18:18For every one that you get correct, you'll earn that square.
18:20Now, every star up there has an envelope,
18:22but only one of them is holding an envelope worth $25,000.
18:27Yes!
18:28Let's go!
18:29Okay, let's put 60 seconds on the clock.
18:35Here we go.
18:38Triumph has performed live on stage with Jack Black.
18:41Agree.
18:42Correct.
18:42Thomas Lennon's favorite rapper is Gucci Mane.
18:44Agree.
18:46Incorrect.
18:46Arsenio Hall told Halle Berry she was fine
18:48even when she played a crack addict.
18:50I agree.
18:51Correct.
18:51Whitney Cummings once had a contact lens
18:53stuck in her eye for four days.
18:55I agree.
18:56Correct.
18:57Drew Barrymore once threw her cheating ex's stuff in his car
19:00and let the car roll down the driveway.
19:02I disagree.
19:03Incorrect.
19:04Tom Bergeron was an extra in driving Miss Daisy.
19:08I disagree.
19:08Correct.
19:09Leslie Jones has appeared on Shake Weight infomercials.
19:12I agree.
19:13Incorrect.
19:14Howie Mandel's first job was working a paper room.
19:18I agree.
19:19Correct.
19:20Tiffany Haddish is allergic to cilantro.
19:24I disagree.
19:25Correct.
19:26Yay!
19:26All right.
19:27You got six.
19:29Out of nine.
19:29Okay.
19:30You're feeling okay?
19:31I'm feeling pretty good.
19:32Okay, here we go.
19:33Stars.
19:35Show us the money.
19:38Triumph.
19:41Uh.
19:43Arsenio?
19:47Howie?
19:51Whitney?
19:55Tiffany?
19:57Go girl.
19:58Do it.
19:58Come on.
20:01Tom.
20:01All right.
20:02Tom.
20:03Oh, that's one more.
20:04Come on.
20:04Come on.
20:05Come on.
20:07Go ahead, Tom.
20:08Boom!
20:11There we go.
20:12Come on, Lorraine.
20:15You did it!
20:17You did it!
20:19You did it!
20:20Tom Gergeron had the $25,000.
20:24Adding to your earlier winnings, you have won a grand total of $26,000.
20:30Oh!
20:30And by the way, that fantastic trip to Japan.
20:33And of course, thank you to our stars.
20:35And Drew Barrymore, thank you, baby.
20:37I love you.
20:38I love you, Nate.
20:39I am your host, Nate Burleson.
20:41Please, please join us next time on Hollywood Squares.
20:48Thank you so much.
20:51This time you got everything.
20:52Thank you so much.
21:16Bye.
21:17Bye.
21:18Bye.
21:19Bye.
21:20Bye.
21:21Bye.
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