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Hollywood Squares - Season 2 - Episode 06: This Always Happens When RuPaul's Around
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00:00Anthony!
00:02Anthony!
00:04Jesus!
00:07Gwen, how are you feeling up there?
00:08I'm feeling warm and cozy up here now.
00:11Ooh!
00:12Warm and cozy!
00:13From Television City in Hollywood,
00:16it's Hollywood Square!
00:19Starring Donna Dark, Jay Moore, Whitney Cummings,
00:25Triumph the Insult Comic Doll,
00:28Leslie Jones,
00:30Pete Holmes,
00:32Anthony Anderson,
00:34and our center square,
00:36Drew Barrymore!
00:39And I'm Peps Human, Glenn Close.
00:44And we are your Hollywood Squares.
00:48And now, your host, Nate Burleson!
00:54Yeah!
00:55Yeah!
00:57Welcome to Hollywood Square!
00:59What's up, stars?
01:00Dance, baby, dance!
01:05Hello to our players.
01:07It is good to have you here.
01:08And hello to our center square,
01:10the beautiful Drew Barrymore.
01:12How are you doing?
01:15I feel like there is really big news.
01:18I'm just saying I'm right next to Glenn Close.
01:20That's all we need to talk about.
01:24Glenn, how are you doing?
01:26Are you ready to have some fun today?
01:27I sure am.
01:28I never thought I would ever be on Hollywood Square!
01:33Glenn, the problem with you bringing your dog
01:35is that now there's another dog,
01:37and I have to mark my territory.
01:38Oh, my gosh.
01:40Please don't do that, Triumph.
01:43Oh!
01:45Yeah!
01:47Drew Barrymore is mine!
01:48Whoop!
01:50Damn!
01:50Whoa!
01:55It's nothing against you, Glenn.
01:57You are a legend.
01:59We are all so blessed and lucky that you made whatever
02:02financial decisions that led to coming here.
02:08All right.
02:09Now that we have met some of our stars,
02:11let's meet our players.
02:12Lisa, tell the stars a little bit about yourself.
02:14My name is Lisa.
02:15I'm originally from Pacifica, California.
02:19I'm a private investigator.
02:21Oh!
02:22A PI!
02:23And if you need any surveillance,
02:24if you need any background checks for anything,
02:26I'm your girl.
02:27Nice!
02:28Let me get your number, girl!
02:30All right, Marco.
02:31Tell the stars a little bit about yourself.
02:33Hey, guys.
02:33I'm Marco from San Diego, California.
02:35All right.
02:36All right!
02:37Love it!
02:38That's right.
02:39But my full name is actually Marco Polo.
02:41My mom wanted me to explore.
02:43Fantastic!
02:44Bravo!
02:45Okay, here we go.
02:46She wanted me to explore life,
02:48so she named me after an explorer,
02:49and now I'm a zookeeper for San Diego Zoo Wildlife Alliance,
02:52you know?
02:53Thank you for being here.
02:55Here is how we play Hollywood Squares.
02:56It is your basic game of tic-tac-toe.
02:58You win by getting three squares in a row,
03:00or the first to five squares.
03:02I will ask the stars a question.
03:03All you have to do is agree or disagree.
03:06If you get it right, it's easy.
03:07You get the square.
03:08But if you get it wrong,
03:09that square will go to your opponent.
03:11And at the end of the game,
03:12the player with the most money
03:13will have a chance at winning $25,000.
03:17That's right.
03:20Uh-huh.
03:21But wait, there's more.
03:22Drew, what else we got?
03:23That's right.
03:24It's the secret square.
03:25If you pick that and you get the answer right,
03:27you can go on the trip of a lifetime.
03:29I'm just saying.
03:30That's right.
03:31All right!
03:32All right, before we get started,
03:33let's show the audience at home
03:34who that secret square is.
03:37OK, let's play some Hollywood Squares!
03:43This first round is worth $1,000.
03:46Marco, you won the coin toss.
03:47Go ahead, pick your star.
03:48Obviously, you have to go with dynamic Drew Barrymore.
03:50Of course.
03:51Thank you!
03:52The dynamic.
03:53Thank you!
03:54OK, here we go, Drew.
03:56Repealing an archaic law from 1800,
03:58France decided in 2013 to officially allow French women
04:02to do what?
04:04Kiss without tongue.
04:08I mean, French kissing is such a beautiful thing.
04:12Every time I say it, I want to do it!
04:16Um, OK.
04:18Wear pants.
04:20OK, all right.
04:21Marco, do you agree or disagree?
04:23You know, I was with you with the French kissing, 100%.
04:25Right?
04:26OK, good.
04:27100%.
04:27But I also feel you're a fashionista in your own right,
04:30so I'm going to have to 100% agree with you, my friend.
04:33Oh, God, Marco!
04:34Oh, no!
04:36X marks the spot.
04:37You are correct.
04:38It is wear pants.
04:40Going to give Marco the square.
04:42All right.
04:43All right.
04:43Lisa, it's on you.
04:45Pick your star.
04:45It's like trying to pick my favorite child.
04:49Leslie Jones.
04:50All right.
04:50Leslie Jones.
04:51Let's do this.
04:53Yes, I will be your favorite child, boy.
04:55Yes.
04:56All right, Leslie, here we go.
04:58After studying websites from 20 English-speaking regions,
05:01Australian linguists recently determined that what nation
05:05is number one in swearing?
05:08How am I supposed to know that ?
05:11Leslie!
05:17Hold it.
05:18OK, so I'm going to have to say the United States.
05:22OK.
05:23Do you agree or disagree?
05:25I think she knows something about bad words.
05:28I think I'm going to agree.
05:32You are correct.
05:33It is the United States going to give circle the square.
05:37All right, Marco.
05:38So you pick your star.
05:39I think I got to go with Zarna.
05:41Zarna guard.
05:44All right, Zarna.
05:46In Beijing, Chinese students as young as six years old
05:49will soon be required to study what in school?
05:52Well, this is personal to me because I am a TikToker.
05:55And for a long time, I was like, let them learn TikTok
05:59in kindergarten.
06:00Let them.
06:01Because it's all about the views for me.
06:03That's it.
06:04Like, monitor my accounts, Chinese government.
06:06I need the whole world to know how trash my mother-in-law is.
06:11But this one, I think it is artificial intelligence.
06:15All right.
06:16Oh.
06:16Marco.
06:17You always grab my attention on the TikToks, by the way,
06:20and I appreciate that.
06:21So 100%, I agree with you.
06:24100%.
06:26All right.
06:27Marco, it is artificial intelligence.
06:31You are correct.
06:32Yes.
06:32X gets the square.
06:33Yes.
06:35Lisa, it's on you.
06:36Go ahead.
06:37Pick your square.
06:38Anthony Anderson, I need you.
06:4020 o'clock.
06:41I need you.
06:43She said, Anthony Anderson, I need you.
06:45How many times have you heard that?
06:46Oh, well, Glenn Close whispered that in my ear
06:49right before we walked out here tonight.
06:51Whoa.
06:54All right.
06:55Here we go.
06:56Before World War II, what was World War I known as?
07:00Oh.
07:02I heard Trump wants to rename that the America's Cup.
07:06Ah.
07:08America's Cup.
07:09Beautiful.
07:09Huge cup.
07:10Let's see here.
07:13I am going to say the Great War.
07:17All right, Lisa.
07:19This is big.
07:20You need him for the block.
07:22So I don't think he's confident in his answer.
07:25First off, Lisa, I'm very confident.
07:28I might be lying to you.
07:31But I'm very confident in the lies or the truth
07:34that I might be speaking right now.
07:36All right, all right.
07:38That's right.
07:38Let him go.
07:39All right.
07:39Right.
07:42I'm still going to disagree.
07:43Oh.
07:45Well, Lisa, he was right.
07:47You are incorrect.
07:49It's the Great War.
07:50You said you needed me.
07:54But here's the thing.
07:56You cannot win the round with a steal.
07:59So, Marco, it's on you.
08:00Pick your star.
08:01You know, I need Anthony right now.
08:02I really do.
08:03This is big, Cory.
08:04Yeah, I am.
08:04They need you today, baby.
08:07I want you.
08:09Oh, OK.
08:10Oh.
08:11Oh.
08:11Oh.
08:12Yeah.
08:14Yeah, baby.
08:15Anthony.
08:16Yeah, baby.
08:20Oh.
08:21Yeah.
08:23Yes.
08:24Yes.
08:25That is so cool.
08:30Glenn, how are you feeling up there?
08:31I'm feeling warm and cozy up here now.
08:34Whoa.
08:35Warm and cozy.
08:37Yeah.
08:38It's lit right now.
08:39All right, Anthony.
08:40Here we go.
08:41All right.
08:42As an adult, Michael Strahan learned that when he was a kid,
08:45his parents cooked and ate what animal that was his childhood pet?
08:49A goat?
08:51OK.
08:53Anthony is going with a goat.
08:54Marco, this is big.
08:55For the win.
08:56For the round.
08:56For the money.
08:57I'm going to go with my zookeeping experience
08:59and think about wildlife in that area.
09:01And I'm sorry, my friend.
09:02I'm going to have to disagree.
09:03OK.
09:04OK.
09:05All right.
09:06Well, I guess Michael Strahan's parents must have been cooking bacon
09:09because it was a pig.
09:10You are correct in disagreeing.
09:13That's just a swear in the first round money.
09:17Marco has just racked up $1,000.
09:19When we return, we are going to up the cash to $2,500 bucks.
09:23It's still anybody's game.
09:25Keep it right here for more Hollywood Squares.
09:35Welcome back to Hollywood Squares.
09:37Marco, you have won the first round.
09:39You have $1,000 in the bank, but we are on to round two
09:42where we are upping the cash to $2,500 bucks.
09:44And here's a reminder, the secret square is still on the board.
09:47All right.
09:48Lisa, it's on you.
09:49Go ahead.
09:49Pick your square.
09:50All right.
09:50I am terrified of triumph, so I'm going to go there.
09:53This is incredible.
09:55All right, triumph.
09:56Here we go.
09:57What animal includes a species that sticks their fingers
10:00in each other's noses as a bonding ritual
10:02that's also a test of trust?
10:05First of all, noses are not meant to be picked.
10:09They're meant to be stuck up each other's butts.
10:14Kip!
10:16He knows.
10:17He knows.
10:18I didn't realize Kip was part of standards and practices.
10:22All right, triumph.
10:23Fine.
10:23The real answer is Squares.
10:27All right.
10:27I absolutely disagree.
10:31What?
10:31And you would be correct.
10:33It is monkeys.
10:33So you're right.
10:34Circle gets the square.
10:37Marco, it's back on you.
10:38I do.
10:39I do.
10:39Pick your star.
10:40I've got to go with Whitney Cummings up there.
10:42Whitney Cummings?
10:42Yeah.
10:43You picked the secret square.
10:45Whoa!
10:47All right.
10:48Now if Marco gets this right, Drew, where could he be going?
10:50The Riviera Maya in Mexico.
10:53Ooh.
10:55Nice.
10:56All right, here we go.
10:57Whitney.
10:58In addition to the George W. Bush Presidential Library,
11:03what state is home to the Toilet Seat Art Museum?
11:06This is a trick question.
11:08They're the same thing.
11:09Oh, cool.
11:12I'm sorry.
11:13Okay.
11:13George Bush having a library?
11:15That's like me having a Planned Parenthood.
11:17So let's just all...
11:20Okay.
11:21George Bush Library.
11:22I believe it's in Texas.
11:25All right.
11:25I'm going to agree with Whitney here.
11:26I think it's Texas also.
11:28I really do.
11:29I really do.
11:29It's got to be Texas.
11:30Marcos, you are correct.
11:32It is Texas.
11:33X gets the square.
11:35Congratulations.
11:35You are headed to the Riviera Maya.
11:39Delight in privacy and personalized service
11:42at the Wyndham TRS Yucatan Riviera Maya Resort in Mexico.
11:47Featuring an exclusive beach club, you and a guest will enjoy
11:50surreal pools, breezy bars, and luxurious amenities at this
11:54registry collection hotel from Wyndham Rewards.
12:01All right, Lisa, it's on you.
12:04Pick your star.
12:05I have to go with the beautiful and amazing Drew Barrymore.
12:09Drew Barrymore.
12:10Okay.
12:12All right, Drew.
12:13Here we go.
12:14Announced in 2025, the 2028 Oscars will finally recognize
12:19achievement among those who help with what?
12:22I actually do know this answer.
12:24It's about time and it is for stunt people.
12:28It is for performing stunts.
12:30Okay, so do you agree or disagree?
12:34I'm going to agree.
12:36Drew was right, so so are you.
12:38Circle gets the square.
12:40It's performing stunts.
12:42All right, Marco.
12:43It's on you.
12:45For the block, I'm going to have to go with the dynamic
12:47Glenn Close.
12:48Dynamic.
12:49Dynamic.
12:51For the block, according to a 2025 study
12:56at Columbia University, is this safe for a person
12:59with celiac disease to kiss a person who has just eaten gluten?
13:06As long as you don't have to lick the crumbs, you know?
13:11Damn, Glenn.
13:13This is good.
13:14I would say that it's safe.
13:17All right.
13:18This is big.
13:19You need this square for the block.
13:22I'm 100% agree.
13:24I'm going to agree.
13:27You know what?
13:29X gets the square.
13:31Big time block for Marco.
13:33Okay, it's time for a quick break.
13:35It is still anybody's game, so don't you go anywhere.
13:38Go to Hollywood Squares when we return.
13:48Welcome back to Hollywood Squares.
13:50We've got a heated game going on.
13:52Marco has banked $1,000.
13:54Oh, in that trip to Riviera Maya in Mexico in the first round.
13:58But it's anybody's game.
14:00Before we get back into it, let's check in with one of the stars.
14:03Hey, Jay Moore.
14:03What's up, baby?
14:04Hi, Nate.
14:05So, Jay, you are happily married.
14:09Yeah.
14:10Damn it!
14:12Now you let me know?
14:14So your wife has sold the Lakers for over $10 billion?
14:21Yeah.
14:22So what's the key to being a partner in a power relationship?
14:28A prenup!
14:30Well, we got a prenup because if we break up, I don't want her taking my jokes.
14:34You know?
14:35Yeah, there you go.
14:36That makes sense.
14:37Well, Jay, it's good to have you.
14:38Hey, Lisa, it is your turn.
14:39All right.
14:40Let's jump right back into it.
14:41All right.
14:42Go ahead and pick your star.
14:44So for the block, Anthony Anderson.
14:47What?
14:48Can you help me?
14:49What?
14:49Can you help me?
14:50I need you again.
14:51Okay, you got me.
14:52All right.
14:53What female singer has the highest grossing Vegas residency of all time?
14:59Well, I was the highest in Vegas.
15:01Does that count?
15:04Celine.
15:05Ooh.
15:06Okay.
15:07This is huge because you need this square for the block.
15:11Lisa, do you agree or disagree?
15:14I'm going to agree.
15:17Oh.
15:19Gets the square!
15:21And the block!
15:24Marco, it's back on you.
15:25Go ahead.
15:26Pick your star.
15:27TikTok star with Zahna up here.
15:29Guys, please.
15:30Zahna, for the block!
15:31Zahna, door.
15:31For the block!
15:32All right, here we go, Zahna.
15:34What toy brand gets its four-letter name from the abbreviation of two Danish words meaning
15:39play well?
15:41I mean, Danish toys are so boring.
15:44They're like wood blocks, which is fine for Indian kids because we don't believe in fun.
15:50I just throw them at my kids.
15:52I'm like, here, go.
15:52Figure out the dimensions.
15:54Get a job at Google.
15:56But I'm going to go with Lego.
15:58All right.
15:59Do you agree or disagree?
16:01You know, I'm feeling the mom energy and feeling comfortable in your visual embrace,
16:05so I'm going to have to agree with what you said with Lego.
16:08We have more blocks than a kindergarten classroom because you got the block!
16:13Yes!
16:14X gets the square!
16:16Yes!
16:16Back on you, Lisa.
16:18All right.
16:19Pick your star.
16:21For the block, Jay Moore.
16:23Yeah!
16:24Jay Moore!
16:24You got me!
16:27I noticed, Nate, nobody called on me until you mentioned the money.
16:30Ah!
16:32All right, here we go.
16:32According to Will Ferrell, Christopher Walken once admitted to him that his life was ruined
16:38by what SNL sketch?
16:42It would be more cowbell.
16:47Can I hear it in Christopher's voice?
16:49I need more cowbell.
16:53That's a good one.
16:55Do you agree or disagree?
16:56That's what I was thinking, so I'm going to agree.
17:00We are having a block party.
17:02Go ahead!
17:04Circle gets the square!
17:05Let's go.
17:06Wow.
17:07Way to go!
17:08Ah!
17:09So, that sound, that means that time is up.
17:13What we are going to do is give you $500 for each square that you have up there,
17:18which means, Lisa, you have a total of $2,000!
17:21All right.
17:23Congratulations.
17:25Thank you for playing.
17:26You are not going home empty handed.
17:28But Marco, on the other hand, you have $2,500 bucks in that trip to Riviera Maya in Mexico.
17:35Right.
17:35And when we come back, you are going to the bonus round where you have a shot at $25,000.
17:41Stick around.
17:42More Hollywood Squares when we come back.
17:53Welcome back to Hollywood Squares.
17:54Marco has racked up a cool $2,500 bucks.
17:57But now it is time to play the bonus round where you will have a shot at winning an additional
18:03$25,000.
18:05For sure, give it up for him.
18:07Marco, any idea what you would do with all that money?
18:09Well, you know, I actually have a zoo at home, friends.
18:12Yeah.
18:12So I got a fence I got to rebuild, maybe a new aviary for them.
18:15You know, make it nice and lush for my beautiful parents back home.
18:18Wow.
18:18That's awesome.
18:19All right.
18:20So here is how the bonus round works.
18:21You are going to have 60 seconds.
18:23I will read you a statement about each star.
18:25All you have to do is agree or disagree.
18:28For everyone that you get correct, you will earn that square.
18:31Now, every star up there is holding an envelope, but only one of them holds a card worth $25,000.
18:37Let's go.
18:38Yeah.
18:38Yeah.
18:39All right.
18:39Okay.
18:40So let's put 60 seconds on the clock.
18:44Here we go.
18:47John O'Garrick's full first name is Zarina.
18:51Agree.
18:52Incorrect.
18:53Jay Moore is a high school wrestling coach.
18:55Agree.
18:55Correct.
18:56Whitney Cummings says one of her main influences as an entertainer is Dennis Rodman.
19:00Agree.
19:01Correct.
19:02Triumph has a website called Triumph the Insult Comic Blog.
19:06Disagree.
19:06Correct.
19:07Drew Barrymore's go-to karaoke song is Paul Revere by the Beastie Boys.
19:11Agree.
19:11Correct.
19:12Glenn Close has the knife from Fatal Attraction hanging in her house.
19:16Oh, I hope I agree.
19:17Correct.
19:18Leslie Jones has a pet tarantula named Crosby.
19:21Disagree.
19:22Correct.
19:23Pete Holmes has six fake teeth.
19:25Disagree.
19:26Correct.
19:26Anthony Anderson is a trained pastry chef.
19:29Agree.
19:30Incorrect.
19:31Oh.
19:31But that's okay.
19:33You got seven out of nine.
19:34All right.
19:35Okay.
19:35I'm feeling pretty good about it.
19:36All right.
19:37Stars, show us the money.
19:43Jay.
19:44Oh.
19:46Whitney.
19:48Oh.
19:51Drew.
19:52Oh.
19:54Triumph.
19:55It's got to be Triumph.
19:56Oh.
19:58Yeah.
19:59Glenn.
20:01Oh.
20:02Pete.
20:03Oh, no.
20:06Leslie.
20:07Please, Leslie.
20:08I can't get it out.
20:10You and them damn Lee press on nails.
20:13Hey.
20:14Hey.
20:15It's a credit.
20:17Oh.
20:20Come on.
20:21Come on.
20:22Come on.
20:23You did it.
20:24Leslie Jones had the $25,000.
20:27Added to your earlier winnings, you have won a grand total of $27,500 in that trip to Riviera
20:36Maya in Mexico.
20:37Thank you to our stars and, of course, our center square Drew Barrymore.
20:42I am your host, Nate Burleson.
20:43Join us next time on Hollywood Squares.
20:46Come on, Marco.
20:47Woo!
21:16Good, guys.
21:18Hey, hey.
21:20What's up?
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