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The Beverly Hillbillies S01E15 - Jed Rescues Pearl
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00:00Come and listen to my story about a man named Jed.
00:03A poor mountaineer barely kept his family fed.
00:06And then one day he was shooting at some food.
00:09And up through the ground come a bubble and crude.
00:12Oil, that is.
00:13Black gold.
00:15Texas tea.
00:17Well, the first thing you know, old Jed's a millionaire.
00:20The kinfolk said, Jed, move away from there.
00:23Said, California is the place you ought to be.
00:25So they loaded up the truck and they moved to Beverly.
00:27Beverly Hills, that is.
00:30Swimming pools.
00:31Movie stars.
00:33The Beverly Hillbillies.
00:53Now come along and visit with the Clampett family.
00:57As they learn the simple pleasures of the hills of Beverly.
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01:11Best to you.
01:16Instead of California, where the sun so warmly shines.
01:20Tonight we find the Clampetts in their cabin in the pines.
01:23The weather is so cold, hot coffee freezes in the cup.
01:26And when the chickens lay their eggs, they lay them standing up.
01:30Oh, doggy, it's going to be a cold one tonight.
01:37Somebody better get ready to pry that sun up in the morning when it started.
01:41Yeah, sure we'll be glad to get back to that nice warm mansion in Beverly Hills.
01:46It ain't no fun sleeping on this cold hard floor.
01:48That's a fact.
01:50You think that's bad?
01:51You ought to try sharing a room with that wild daughter of yours.
01:55Well, at least you got a bed.
01:56That ain't a bed.
01:57That's a nest.
01:59A roost.
02:00And a den and a hutch all in one.
02:02Is them animal friends of Ellie's still coming in at night, Granny?
02:05Everything that can get through the window.
02:07Why don't you shut the window?
02:08Because I can't sleep without fresh air.
02:10Especially with that third party in bed with us.
02:13What third party?
02:15Ellie!
02:16Can you come out here and bring your friend with you?
02:19Yeah, Granny.
02:22Don't you worry about it, Granny.
02:23I'll chuck it out, whatever it is.
02:25You've got to get your sleep.
02:28It's us, Granny.
02:31Your pa wants that polecat.
02:33Give it to him.
02:34Now, wait a minute.
02:35Don't point that thing at me.
02:36We don't want to get drove outdoors on a night like this.
02:38Well, don't you want him, Pa?
02:40I just want to say that Granny'd appreciate it
02:42if he'd have this little fella sleep with his own family.
02:45All right, I'll go get to others' inn.
02:47Oh, no, no, no.
02:49Outdoors with his family.
02:50Otherwise, when we go to California,
02:52they might not take him back in.
02:54And if a skunk ain't welcome with his own family,
02:56he just about ain't got nobody to turn to.
02:59All right.
03:00I'll put him out to window.
03:05Uncle Jed,
03:06why can't we go back to Beverly Hills right away?
03:10Reckon we can tell him the truth, Granny?
03:11I reckon he's big enough.
03:12Well, you see, we promised your ma we'd stay here
03:15and help her till she gets herself married to Mr. Brewster.
03:18Well, how long will that take?
03:19Well, it ain't gonna take long.
03:20She's got him boarding in your room now
03:22where she can get at him.
03:23Pearl told me tonight's the night.
03:25She's gonna feed him into a stupor,
03:27then send him in the parlor and sing to him
03:29until he proposes.
03:31That's a powerful combination.
03:32Pearl's cooking and singing.
03:34Yeah.
03:35If he can get got,
03:37Pearl will get him.
03:40And ain't that a precious picture?
03:45Niagara Falls.
03:47Where the honeymooners go.
03:50Understand they're having special winter rates there now.
03:53I think I'd better turn in.
03:55I've got to get up awfully early.
03:56No, no, no, no.
03:57You sit down and relax.
04:00Jethreen and me's got a special surprise for you.
04:03It isn't food, is it?
04:05Food for the soul and the spirit.
04:08Music.
04:08What would you like to hear?
04:10Oh, anything you'd like to sing.
04:12Well, I'll just pick out something at random.
04:16Let's try this, Jethreen.
04:23Oh, promise me that someday you and I
04:32will take our love together
04:37to some sky
04:40where we can be alone
04:44and say it's a renoon
04:59Uncle Jed.
05:01Hey, Jed.
05:02What's got them wolves so stirred up tonight?
05:05Oh, but something sure is setting them off.
05:10Hey, blanket, sweet wink.
05:13Go to the right, Granny.
05:15Go to the left, Granny.
05:17Oh, boom.
05:19Some wolves keeping you awake too, Granny.
05:22Hey, sure is.
05:24That one goes right through you.
05:26Ain't their hollering that's eating me.
05:28They're snoring.
05:29Snoring.
05:31Look for yourself.
05:32Ellie's got two of them under the bed.
05:34Granny, we've got to get that girl back to Beverly Hills.
05:37She's going right back to being a wild cougar.
05:42What's y'all all doing out here?
05:44Try to keep warm.
05:45Sure is cold in there without you, Granny.
05:47Mind if I join you?
05:48I reckon so, if you don't mind a little human company for a change.
05:52Uncle Jed, we've just got to get ourselves back to Beverly Hills.
05:55We will, Jethro.
05:56Soon as your ma gets proper hitched to Mr. Brewster.
06:00Bless you.
06:02Oh, Pearl.
06:03Give it all you've got tonight.
06:05Oh, we's all going to be down with peanut money.
06:11Just a song at twilight
06:14When the lights are low
06:16And the flickering shadows
06:20Softly come and go
06:33Home, joy, see fine
06:36Home, joy, see pure
06:40Love, ever, be full
06:45And love, ever, sure
06:55That was a wonderful concert.
06:58You both are unusually talented.
07:02Yes, indeed.
07:03That means a lot coming from you.
07:06Naturally, folks around here brag on us.
07:09In fact, they think we ought to go on a concert tour.
07:12Oh, really?
07:13Oh, yes.
07:14My neighbors is always after me to sing out of town.
07:18Well, I can understand that.
07:22Oh, Mr. Brewster, do you really like music and singing?
07:26Well, I used to.
07:27I mean, I used to sing a lot myself
07:29In college musicals, amateur theatricals.
07:32Was you on the stage, Mr. Brewster?
07:34Oh, yes, yes.
07:35After college, I did quite a bit of little theater work, summer stock.
07:38Matter of fact, there was a time when I seriously considered the stage as my career.
07:42Ma, Mr. Brewster's an actor.
07:45Well, not any longer.
07:46My father had other ideas.
07:48He insisted I get into the oil business.
07:50Mr. Brewster, did you ever do anything from the Bard of Avon?
07:54That Shakespeare, oh, I just love him.
07:57Well, as a matter of fact, I once played the lead in Romeo and Juliet.
08:00Which one was you?
08:02I was Romeo.
08:04In my youth, I was considered quite a leading man type.
08:08And there were those who thought I had rather a handsome profile.
08:11Well, you still got it.
08:13And I'll bet you can active beat the band.
08:15Oh, come on.
08:16Take off a part for something from Shakespeare.
08:19Sit down, Jeffrey.
08:20Well, I doubt if I can remember anything.
08:22Oh, please, Mr. Brewster.
08:23Well, perhaps I can recall something from the balcony scene.
08:27Let's see now.
08:27How does it go?
08:30But, Soft, what light through yonder window breaks?
08:33It is the east, and Juliet is the sun.
08:38Arise, fair sun,
08:39and kill the envious moon
08:41who is already sick and pale with grief
08:45that thou, her maid,
08:47are far more fair than she.
08:50Go to bed, Jeffrey.
08:52Oh, I think I'll turn in.
08:53Oh, well, please,
08:55do some more of them love speeches from Shakespeare.
08:57Well, my throat is a little sore.
08:59I think I'd better gargle a little warm salt water
09:01and go to bed.
09:02Well, I can take care of you.
09:03That's another one of my specialties,
09:05nursing the sick.
09:06Well, it might be the flu bug,
09:08and you wouldn't want to catch it.
09:10Good night.
09:13If his flu bug is as hard to catch as he is,
09:16I got nothing to worry about.
09:22Jed,
09:23have you ever known it to be so cold?
09:25Never have, Jethro.
09:26Ah, this ain't cold.
09:28Your blood is thinned out from living in California.
09:30You say this ain't cold, Granny?
09:33Look who else is huddled up to the fire.
09:35Ellie and her wolves.
09:54Still cold this morning, Granny.
09:56Cold?
09:57You call this cold?
09:59Well, I remember a winter morning
10:01that was so cold
10:02that when I went to milk the cow,
10:04the milk froze before it hit the pail.
10:06And break it off in sticks.
10:08Yes, sir.
10:09I carried a double armful of milk in
10:12and never spilt a stick.
10:15Gee, Granny, how'd you drink it?
10:17Bite on it?
10:18Nope.
10:20But you did.
10:23You're in a right good mood this morning.
10:26Jed,
10:27I got a feeling in my bones
10:28that Pearl got him last night.
10:30Oh.
10:31I think Mr. Brewster's car
10:33coming down the road
10:34and ain't Pearl's with him.
10:35I told you.
10:36My bones is never wrong.
10:57When's the waiting for you to be there in charge?
10:59Yeah, let's see your ring, Pearl.
11:01You want me to carry Mr. Brewster
11:02over the threshold for you, Ma?
11:06She don't look too happy.
11:09She don't sound too happy, neither.
11:12Oh, all women folk cry
11:14when they're about to get married.
11:16I didn't get him.
11:18Oh.
11:20Did you try your best, Pearl?
11:22Oh, Granny,
11:24I throwed the book at him.
11:26Cooking, sewing, singing.
11:28Ivan nursed him through the flu.
11:31Got him well in five minutes.
11:33But he didn't propose.
11:35Oh.
11:38Ted,
11:39you go out there
11:40and do your duty
11:41to your female cousin.
11:42Ask that city fella
11:43what he'd rather get,
11:45married or buried.
11:46Now, Granny,
11:47I don't hold
11:48with getting folks married
11:49unless it's willing.
11:50Pearl's got enough willing
11:51for both of them.
11:52Are you going to make
11:53a liar out of my bones?
11:55Yeah, and I'll have a talk
11:56with Mr. Brewster.
11:57Where'd he go, Pearl?
11:58He said he was going to park
11:59the car on the warm side
12:01of the cabin.
12:02But he must have run off.
12:04After him, everybody.
12:05We'll head him off
12:05at the pass
12:06and shoot him down
12:07like a dog.
12:08Now, you hold on.
12:09You ain't shooting nobody down.
12:11Just simmer down.
12:13Why, he didn't run off at all.
12:16Except we'll need you, Ellie,
12:17to get him back in here.
12:18How come?
12:20Well, looks like
12:21a couple of your friends
12:21are sizing him up
12:22for breakfast.
12:31Well, in all sincerity,
12:33Mr. Crampett,
12:34your cousin Pearl
12:35is a very remarkable woman.
12:37It's just that
12:38I don't want to get married.
12:40Well, I understand that,
12:41Mr. Brewster,
12:41and I thank you
12:42for speaking the truth
12:43like a man,
12:43but my cousin Pearl
12:44has got himself a problem.
12:46Oh, what's that?
12:47Well, ain't no secrets
12:49in the hills
12:49and everybody's dog knows
12:51that you've been
12:52boarding with her
12:53over at her place
12:53and they all know
12:54she's had her cap set
12:55for you.
12:56Oh, I ain't blaming you,
12:58Mr. Brewster.
12:59Jed.
13:01Did he say yes?
13:02Can we come out now?
13:04Not yet a while, Granny.
13:05Well, if you're too chicken
13:06to shoot him,
13:07Ellie's got her wolves
13:08standing by.
13:14Mr. Brewster,
13:15in order to save
13:16my cousin Pearl
13:17from shame,
13:17I'm going to ask you
13:18to do me a big favor.
13:19Anything I can do.
13:21I want you to propose
13:22to her in front
13:23of somebody.
13:25What?
13:26And let her turn
13:27you down, of course.
13:29Oh, I see.
13:30Of course,
13:31that'll save face.
13:33Well, Pearl will know
13:34that she's supposed
13:35to turn me down.
13:36Oh, sure.
13:37We'll have an understanding
13:38with Pearl.
13:40Now, the one I think
13:41you ought to propose
13:42in front of is
13:43Elverna Bradshaw.
13:45You know, Mr. Clampett,
13:46this idea of yours
13:46is quite inspired.
13:48Oh, it's just a notion.
13:49You see, Elverna
13:50is the biggest gossip
13:51in the hills.
13:52No, really.
13:52It's brilliant.
13:54It combines drama,
13:55pathos, suspense.
13:57It has a happy ending.
13:58Great third act curtain.
14:00It's real theater.
14:02Of course,
14:02you'll have to be convinced
14:03and so Elverna will...
14:05Convincing?
14:06Why, I'll give a performance
14:07that the people
14:07of these hills
14:08will remember
14:09as long as they live.
14:11Well, you're so that, uh...
14:12When Pearl Bodine
14:13turns down my
14:14impassioned proposal
14:15of marriage,
14:16there won't be
14:16a dry eye in the house.
14:18Elverna, don't cry easy.
14:20Oh, well, now,
14:21surely you're not going
14:22to waste this dramatic scene
14:23before just one person.
14:24Well, I reckon
14:25Elverna's daughter...
14:26I've got it.
14:27I've got it at the movie house
14:28where Pearl plays the piano.
14:29You want to propose there?
14:30Well, it's perfect.
14:31Everybody in town
14:32will see it.
14:32Well, what a kind of shame
14:34of you to be turned down
14:35in front of all them people.
14:36Well, it's just a performance.
14:40I've learned one thing
14:41in the theater.
14:41An actor always gives
14:43a better performance
14:44in front of a full house.
14:46Well, doggies.
14:48That sure is nice, are you?
14:49Oh, it's my pleasure,
14:51Mr. Bamford.
14:52Uh, Mrs. Bodine.
14:53Granny.
14:54Come on in.
14:55Come on in, everybody.
14:56Come on in, everybody.
14:57Come on out, everybody.
14:58Come on out, everybody.
14:59I reckon we'd better
14:59let Mr. Brewster
15:00tell you what's going to happen.
15:02Well,
15:02tonight
15:03at the movie house,
15:04Mrs. Bodine,
15:04while the whole town looks on,
15:06I'm going to ask you
15:07to marry me.
15:08Yippee!
15:16I gotta be a daddy!
15:18I gotta be a daddy!
15:19I think that this calls
15:21for a whopping big snort.
15:23Now, will y'all
15:23quieten down, everybody,
15:24until you hear
15:25the rest of the story.
15:26Now, Pearl,
15:27when Mr. Brewster
15:27asks you to marry him,
15:29you're going to say no.
15:32Not unless I'm
15:33as drunk as you are.
15:50Howdy, Pearl.
15:51Come in.
15:52Evening, Pearl.
15:52Evening, Granny.
15:53Jeff Rowan,
15:54I want to head down
15:54to the theater
15:55to get a fire going
15:56in the stool.
15:57Where's Jeff Rayne, Pearl?
15:58Well, she's in her room
15:59getting dressed.
16:00Go on in and see her.
16:03Granny,
16:04what happened
16:04to your mink coat?
16:06This is it.
16:08Tonight's kind of special,
16:09so I'm wearing
16:10the pretty side out.
16:15You sure got your pretty
16:17side out tonight, Pearl?
16:18Oh, I tell you, Jed,
16:20I'm as nervous
16:21as if I was going
16:22to get a real
16:22honest-to-goodness proposal.
16:24And it would be real
16:26if your cousin Jed
16:27would do his duty
16:27and hold a shotgun
16:28on that fellow, Brewster.
16:30Now, ladies,
16:30let's settle for what we got.
16:32This way, Pearl
16:32can come to California
16:34without nobody saying
16:35she left town in disgrace.
16:37Good evening.
16:38Good evening.
16:40Ain't you dressed up?
16:42That boiled shirt
16:43makes your face
16:43look kind of dark.
16:45Well, as a matter of fact,
16:46I'm wearing
16:46a little theatrical makeup.
16:49Mrs. Bodine,
16:50how would you like
16:51some pancake on your face?
16:53How'd you like
16:54some sweet potato pie
16:55on yours?
16:57Fetch me some
16:58hot possum grease, Pearl,
16:59and I'll fling it on you.
17:01Now, ladies,
17:02you misunderstood me.
17:03Pancake is a type
17:04of makeup we use
17:05in the theater.
17:07An actor, like myself,
17:08would feel positively
17:09undressed without it.
17:11I thought you was
17:12an oil man.
17:13Well, that's my business.
17:15But at heart,
17:16I shall always be
17:17an actor.
17:19Say now,
17:20speaking of acting,
17:21you two got to figure out
17:22what you're going to say?
17:24Oh, yeah,
17:24we rehearsed 12 times.
17:27Mr. Brewster
17:28will be sitting
17:29on the front row,
17:30and when the picture's over,
17:31he'll jump up
17:32and he's...
17:33Excuse me.
17:34I've been thinking
17:35about that.
17:35I believe it would be
17:37more effective
17:37if I made an entrance.
17:41Entrance?
17:42Yes, I'll come down
17:42the aisle.
17:43Oh!
17:44Oh, all right.
17:45And then Mr. Brewster
17:46is going to say,
17:47Mrs. Bodine,
17:49don't go to California
17:50with your cousin Jed.
17:51Stay here
17:52and be my wife.
17:53Uh, excuse me.
17:55I've been thinking
17:55about that, too.
17:57Uh, after a big entrance
17:58down the aisle,
18:00that's going to seem
18:00like a pretty flat
18:01opening speech.
18:03Well,
18:04you just say
18:05what you want to say.
18:06All I got to say
18:07is,
18:08no,
18:08I won't marry you.
18:12If that's Homer Winch,
18:13I'm going to hit him
18:14right in the hip.
18:20Good evening, Pearl.
18:21Hi, Bernard Bratshaw.
18:23What are you doing here?
18:24Well,
18:25you and me
18:26being such close friends,
18:28I just thought
18:29I'd offer to play
18:29Pianti for you
18:30at the theater tonight.
18:32What?
18:34Surely,
18:34you're not going
18:35to show up
18:36and have folks
18:37whispering behind
18:37your back
18:38all during the picture.
18:39What in the world
18:40would they be
18:41whispering about?
18:42Pearl,
18:43I'm your best friend.
18:46You don't have
18:48to pretend with me.
18:50The whole town
18:51knows how you've
18:52been flinging yourself
18:53with that burner
18:53of yours.
18:54For your information,
18:56I'll burner Bradshaw,
18:57Mr. Brewster
18:58proposed to
18:59me 12 times
19:00today
19:00and 12 times
19:01I turned him down.
19:04Is that why
19:05he give you
19:06this here mink coat?
19:08Cause you
19:09turned him down.
19:10This here mink coat
19:11was given to me
19:12by my niece,
19:13Ella May Clampett.
19:15Oh, Pearl,
19:16I keep telling you,
19:18you don't have
19:18to pretend with me.
19:20I'm your best friend.
19:23When Elverna
19:24Bradshaw
19:25is your best friend,
19:26you're up
19:26to your eyeballs
19:27and enemies.
19:29Mr. Brewster,
19:30if you was to go in there
19:31now and propose
19:32in front of Elverna,
19:33you could save yourself
19:34a trip to the theater
19:35and the news
19:37would get around
19:37a heap cooker.
19:38You don't understand,
19:39Mr. Clampett.
19:40An actor needs
19:41an audience.
19:43Elverna,
19:44if you don't mind,
19:45I'd like you to get
19:46out of my coat
19:47and out of my house.
19:49I'm going to be late
19:50for the theater.
19:51Pearl,
19:53take your best friend's
19:55advice
19:55and sneak out of town
19:56quietly.
19:58You can depend on me
20:00to smooth everything over.
20:03Thanks for nothing.
20:15Bear Whale performance
20:16is right.
20:17I reckon she'll sneak
20:18out of town in a hurry
20:19if she ain't already snuck.
20:21Mind you,
20:22Pearl's my best friend
20:23and I ain't one to talk
20:32good evening, lady.
20:36You too, Elverna.
20:40I noticed Mr. Brewster
20:42wasn't with her.
20:43Oh, and did you see
20:45that mink coat?
20:46Well, I wouldn't trade
20:48this little band of gold
20:50and a home-loving husband
20:52for a dozen mink coats,
20:53would I, Luke?
20:56Luke?
20:58Luke, Bradshaw!
21:00That mistake,
21:02he got away again.
21:03Luke!
21:24What?
21:30A2-3-4-4-5-5-9-0-5-0-5-9-0-0-6-0-6-0-6-0
21:38-0-6-0-6-0-6-0.
22:11Stop the picture!
22:14Stop the picture!
22:17Stop the picture!
22:21All right, Charlie!
22:26Mrs. Bodine, I just saw that poster out front.
22:30Farewell performance.
22:32Does that mean you are leaving?
22:34Oh, yes, Mr. Brewster.
22:36I'm going to California with my cousin Jed and his family.
22:40Oh, no, no, no, please.
22:41Please, I beg you.
22:42I implore you.
22:42I beseech you.
22:43Don't go.
22:44Stay here and be my wife.
22:50No, thank you, Mr. Brewster.
22:57I cannot.
22:58I will not accept that answer.
23:01Oh, I love you, Pearl, Bodine.
23:04I love you with all my heart.
23:07With all my soul.
23:09Oh, I love you as no man has ever loved woman before.
23:13He's better than Francis X. Bushman.
23:16Be mine.
23:17Pearl, be mine.
23:20I'll come back here, Mr. Brewster.
23:22No, Mr. Brewster.
23:24My answer is no.
23:26Then life has come to an end.
23:28But what is life without love?
23:30How is it?
23:31I'd let it go at that.
23:33Without Pearl, Bodine, there is no love.
23:36Oh, my darling.
23:37Oh, my precious.
23:39Say those words that will make me the happiest of man.
23:44I'm behind you.
23:46My answer is still no.
23:49Better quit while you're ahead, Mr. Brewster.
23:51Oh, how those words stab into me heart like cold steel.
23:58And only you, Pearl, Bodine, can heal the mortal wound.
24:03Oh, my heart.
24:07Moon of me desire.
24:09Bury me, Pearl.
24:12I promise you a life of happiness.
24:15No.
24:17A life of luxury.
24:19No.
24:20Oh, my darling.
24:22Look into my tear-stained eyes.
24:25Look into the tortured face of your love slave.
24:29Free me with that one divine word.
24:32Say yes.
24:34Say yes.
24:36And together, we will enter a paradise of love everlasting.
24:41Yes, yes, yes.
24:42I'll marry you.
24:53Thank you very much.
24:56Did you say yes?
24:58Yes!
25:01Oh, having said yes, I was ready myself.
25:24Well, now it's time to say goodbye to Jed and all his kin.
25:28They would like to thank you folks for kindly dropping in.
25:31They're all invited back next week to this locality to have a heaping helping of their hospitality.
25:39Hillbilly, that is.
25:41Set a spell, take your shoes off.
25:44Y'all come back now, hear?
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