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The Beverly Hillbillies S01E14 - No Place Like Home
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00:00Come and listen to my story about a man named Jed.
00:03A poor mountaineer barely kept his family fed.
00:06And then one day he was shooting at some food.
00:09And up through the ground come a bubble and crude.
00:12Oil, that is.
00:13Black gold.
00:15Texas tea.
00:17Well, the first thing you know, old Jed's a millionaire.
00:20The kinfolk said, Jed, move away from there.
00:23Said, California is the place you ought to be.
00:25So they loaded up the truck and they moved to Beverly.
00:27Hills, that is.
00:30Swimming pools.
00:32Movie stars.
00:33The Beverly Hillbillies.
00:53Now come along and visit with the Clampett family.
00:57As they learn the simple pleasures of the hills of Beverly.
01:01That includes the products of your sponsor of the week.
01:05The cereals of Kellogg's.
01:07Kellogg's of Battle Creek.
01:09K-E-double-L.
01:10O-double-good.
01:11Kellogg's.
01:11Best to you.
01:16This is where the Clampett's live, but there ain't no one in.
01:20Cause they went home for Christmas and a visit with their kin.
01:23And here they are arriving at the home they love the best.
01:27Happy as a pack of squirrels returning to their nest.
01:40Five hundred grander.
01:41The old place ain't changed a bit.
01:43Purdy as ever.
01:44Purdy or with the snow.
01:46Excuse me, Pa, but I got some friends to say hottie to.
01:49Yes, sir.
01:50They just don't make houses like this no more.
01:54Sure don't make them in Beverly Hills.
01:56I'll go get the bags, Uncle Jed.
01:58Reckon they just can't get wood like this.
02:01My grandpa chopped down the trees and built this all by hand.
02:06You say your grandfather built this cabin?
02:08He sure did.
02:08Oh, he must have been a remarkable man.
02:10He sure was.
02:12He finished the cabin in the morning, went to town, found a girl,
02:16courted her, married her, and carried her across that doorstep all before sundown.
02:23Tell me, Granny, was that 18 and 97 or 18 and 98?
02:2918 and 98.
02:31Yeah, that's right.
02:32She was 18 and Grandpa was 98.
02:36You say he was 98 and his bride was 18?
02:39That's right.
02:40Marriage didn't work out too good.
02:41God, I don't doubt it.
02:43Yeah, Grandpa made the mistake of having his ma come live with him.
02:48Awful bossy old woman.
02:50Wouldn't let that little bride do nothing.
02:52Did everything herself.
02:55Your family has remarkable longevity.
02:59No.
03:00Yeah.
03:01They stretched the truth a little, too.
03:03Oh?
03:04Grandpa was the day over 90 when he married that girl.
03:07And if Ma didn't bust up the marriage, that poor little bride just wore out,
03:14having so many young'uns to take care of.
03:19Oh, uh, what, uh, what happened to Ellie Mae?
03:22Well, she just went to say howdy to some of her friends.
03:25Oh.
03:33Maggie?
03:34Maggie, it's me, Ellie Mae.
03:37I've come back to visit you.
03:39Oh.
03:43Not you, Henry.
03:45Oh.
03:45Right now I'm looking for Maggie.
03:47Have you seen her?
03:49You're supposed to be so doggone wise.
03:51Where is she?
03:52Oh.
03:53Well, Davey Crockett.
03:55Say, you're looking bushy as ever.
03:58What's the matter?
03:59What you scared of?
04:01Don't you remember me?
04:03Please, Davey, don't run away.
04:06Oh.
04:07Howdy, Mr. Beaver.
04:09It's me, Ellie.
04:11What you kicking snow at me for?
04:14Please, Mr. Beaver.
04:16Come back.
04:19Hi, Mr. Foxy.
04:20It's me, Ellie.
04:22Come back.
04:24Mr. Clampett, I certainly appreciate you're letting me use your cabin as a field headquarters.
04:29I've got a few things in the bedroom.
04:31I'll get them out.
04:32Oh, no need for you to do that, Mr. Brewster.
04:34We're just going to be here a couple of days.
04:36Granny and Ellie can use the bedroom and you and me can kind of curl up here in front of
04:41the fire.
04:41That's my kind of you, Mr. Clampett.
04:43But I'll find a place to stay in town.
04:45Well, no need for you to drive all that way through the snow.
04:48Well, you're here, you're by the oil field and Granny cooks up a big meal that really sticks to your
04:54ribs.
04:54What you cooking tomorrow, Granny?
04:56My special Christmas holiday vittles will start with red cabbage and green turnip tops, swimming with sorghum.
05:04Then what I call my heavenly hash.
05:06That's grits and chitlins, possum belly, hog jowls, and catfish.
05:11All minced together and simmered in gopher gravy.
05:16Post-talking.
05:20Now there's vittles you won't forget in a hurry.
05:23I'll try.
05:25What do you say, Mr. Brewster?
05:26The floor's too hard, we'll get some pine boughs and ashes for you to sleep on.
05:31Oh, I think I'll go into town.
05:33Thank you very much.
05:35Excuse me.
05:37What's the matter with you two asking him to stay here?
05:42You want me to be a witter all my life?
05:44I was gonna offer him my spare room.
05:46You ain't got no spare room, Pearl.
05:48I have if Jeff don't stays here.
05:50If Mr. Brewster stays with you and Jeff Reen, won't people talk?
05:54I hope so.
05:55And Jeff can insist on him marrying me.
05:58I'm gonna get him, now's my chance.
06:00I can't hold with making a man get married unless he wants to.
06:03He wants to?
06:05Why, that man's so in love with me, he can't eat.
06:08Yeah, but are you in love with him, Pearl?
06:10Oh, Jed.
06:12When I'm near him, I feel like my feet is dangling in a creek.
06:18And the minnows is biting at my toes.
06:21That's what you call really being in love.
06:24Help her, Jed.
06:25Mrs. Boldini, if you'd like a ride into town, I can drop you off on my way to the hotel.
06:30Hotel?
06:31Why, you can't stay there.
06:32Oh, no, sirree.
06:34You sure can't.
06:35Why not?
06:37Why not, Jed?
06:38Why not, Pearl?
06:39Why not?
06:41There's a convention there.
06:43Yeah.
06:44Every room in that hotel is full up.
06:46You're packed in there like crouts in a jar.
06:48What kind of convention?
06:52Elf's convention.
06:53That that hotel is bulging with Elf.
06:57Oh, well, perhaps I can find a room in the boarding house.
07:00You know anybody got a spare room, Granny?
07:02No, I don't.
07:03Do you, Jed?
07:04Well, I see.
07:06Now, the only spare room I know of around here is over to your house, Pearl.
07:10Why, land to mercy, I plump for God, yeah.
07:14My spare room.
07:17What spare room, Ma?
07:19We ain't got a...
07:20Ow!
07:30You just run out on outside and get the kinks out of that leg.
07:33I ain't got no kinks in my leg.
07:35It's just that Ma just keeps...
07:36Ow!
07:37Son, if you're gonna play hopscotch, you go outside.
07:41House ain't for playing games.
07:42But I ain't playing games!
07:44And don't chop me some wood.
07:46I just chopped some wood!
07:47Chop her some green wood.
07:49She wants to smoke a possum.
07:50Now, just chop some wood and I'll put it right there!
07:52I just put it right on there in the corner!
07:54Now, you come to my house, Mr. Brewster.
07:56The spare room is yours.
07:58Well, all right.
07:59If it's not...
08:00Why should I sleep here on the floor?
08:02I got a room...
08:02Ow!
08:05He's giving the seizures in the leg, ain't he, Granny?
08:08I'll have him rub it with some hot possum grease tonight.
08:11Yeah, well, let's get going.
08:16Aunt Pearl, would you do me a big favor?
08:19Well, of course, Aunt Amy Mae.
08:20What is it?
08:21Would you take this here fur coat?
08:23Your mink?
08:25For keeps?
08:26I sure would appreciate it.
08:28It makes my friends in the woods kind of skittish.
08:30They must reckon I'll be wearing them next.
08:35Well, I don't rightly know if I should...
08:37Go ahead and take it, Pearl.
08:38That is, if you don't mind, it's been war once or twice before.
08:41Oh, not at all.
08:44I'll tell you what.
08:45I'll put it in one of my hope, Chess.
08:47And I'll wear it on my honeymoon.
08:51Say, Mr. Clamford.
08:53Isn't that an awful big tree that Jethro's chopping down?
08:56Yeah, he's notching it on the wrong side, too.
08:59Hey, Jethro, quit notching that tree on this side.
09:02The lava will fall right down on the...
09:04Oh, look out, everybody!
09:11It missed us.
09:13Praise the Lord.
09:15Well, the tree missed.
09:16We can get up now.
09:17Well, he might be chopping another one.
09:20Let's wait and see.
09:21Yeah, he's notching it on the wrong side, too.
09:45I'll give you something shiny.
09:50What would you like?
09:53How about this?
09:56Okay, fair.
09:57Go find Maggie.
10:01Mellie.
10:03Hi there, Mellie.
10:05It's me, Ellie.
10:06Good thing you didn't see me in that mink coat.
10:09You might have got riled at me.
10:11There's one friend I don't want riled.
10:13It's you.
10:15Maggie!
10:16I knew Freddie had found you.
10:19Maggie, I'm so happy to see you.
10:22I told you I'd come and visit you, and here I am.
10:26Ellie?
10:27Ellie Mae, where are you?
10:29Over here, Pa.
10:31Now, don't you be scared of Pa.
10:32He won't hurt you none.
10:34Oh, now, who's this?
10:36This is my old friend Maggie.
10:39You remember her.
10:40Sure I do.
10:41Howdy, Maggie.
10:42Say, Ellie.
10:43We's all going over to Aunt Pearl's for supper.
10:46And after supper, we's all going over to that movie picture theater where Pearl works.
10:52Well, how'd he rather stay here?
10:54Well, Pearl says there's going to be a brand new picture from Hollywood called, uh, Ben-Hur.
10:59Well, who's in it?
11:00According to Pearl, it's got the two biggest actors there is.
11:03Francis X. Bushman and Raymond Navarro.
11:07I'd still rather stay here, Pa.
11:09Now, we's all supposed to kind of surround Mr. Brewster and brag on Pearl's piano playing during the picture.
11:15Well, Jethro can brag extra for me.
11:18Jethro ain't going to be there.
11:19He just sit there all night and complain about Mr. Brewster having his room.
11:24Oh, come on, Ellie.
11:25Don't you want to help Pearl get a husband?
11:27Okay, Pa.
11:30Goodbye, Maggie.
11:34Well, Pa, ain't you going to kiss Maggie goodbye?
11:37I don't reckon so.
11:38Her husband might not like it.
11:43Come on, Ellie.
11:58Come on, everybody.
12:02Well, doggies.
12:05Jethro, here's a picture of your mom.
12:07Yeah.
12:07It says, in person, Pearl Bodine, Wizard of the Keyboard.
12:12Oh, that means piani.
12:14Hey, your name is as big as Ben Hurd's.
12:17I beg the manager not to put that up, but he says it's a drawing card.
12:23My plan during the picture.
12:24During the picture?
12:25Don't you have sound?
12:27Loads of it.
12:28Between the people crunching popcorn and crying and reading the titles out loud, you've got plenty of sound.
12:36Now, everybody go on in and sit down.
12:38You're all on complimentary passes.
12:41Now, I've got to pop some corn and sell tickets before I come in and play the overture.
12:48Mr. Brewster, did you ever in all your born days see the woman who could do more things than my
12:54cousin Pearl?
12:54She can cook, sew, keep house, play piani, and no wonder the men around here are just beating her door
13:02down to propose.
13:03But Pearl's choicy.
13:04She's waiting for the right man.
13:12Here comes Aunt Pearl!
13:25Ladies and gentlemen, before our big premiere gets underway, I know you'll want to meet the celebrities in our audience
13:33tonight.
13:35Now, a second right here in the front row from Tulsa, Oklahoma, is the field manager of the OK Oil
13:42Company, fought by Cousins Ed Swamp, Mr. John Brewster.
13:53Who threw that tomato?
13:55Come on.
13:59Homer Winch, get up there and clean off that screen right now.
14:04Ain't you shamed?
14:06Yeah, Pearl, but I couldn't help myself.
14:08I'm just eating up with jealousy.
14:10I'm saying red.
14:11Well, I see it too, so clean off the movie screen.
14:14Ben-Hur'll look like he's bleeding before the chariot race ever starts.
14:19I'm shating when you're mad for him.
14:21Get up there, you old coot.
14:28And now, folks, you're going to meet a real live millionaire and his family all the way from Beverly Hills,
14:37California.
14:37Your friends and my kinfolk, the Clampids.
14:41It's Jed, Granny, Ellie Mae.
14:56Folks, it's mighty nice to be back here with you again.
15:00And now, you're all invited to come visit us in Beverly Hills.
15:04We've got plenty of room, and Granny will whomp up a mess of heavenly hash for you.
15:10Jim, can I show them my mink coat?
15:13Sure, Granny.
15:16This here is a genuine mink coat.
15:20Gipped to me by the banker.
15:23Nobody gets a wrong idea.
15:25There ain't no strings attached.
15:27I'm still the same sweet girl I was when I left here.
15:35And now, folks, I've got a real big surprise for you.
15:39As you know, those that can read, the picture for tonight is Ben-Hur.
15:44And I have wrote and composed a special song in honor of the chariot race, which is the most exciting
15:50part of the picture.
15:51And this here special song is going to be sung by my daughter, Jethreen.
15:57Think about it, Jethreen.
16:10The song will be sung in its entirety during the chariot race, and you can all join in the chorus.
16:18But seeing that Homer Winch ain't got the tomato off the screen yet, Jethreen will give you a little sample
16:25right now.
16:35A mighty long time ago, couple of thousand years, in a town named Marone, which is far away from here.
16:43A feller named Ben-Hur lived and went to school, and that young feller was a chariot-drivin' fool.
16:52Drive them horses, Ben-Ben, drive them horses, Ben.
16:57Drive them horses, fast Ben, drive them for to win.
17:01Don't let that other rascal get ahead of you, or he'll win the race, and that'll never do.
17:12That's enough for now, Jethreen.
17:17You'll hear the song again during the chariot race, and everybody can join in the chorus.
17:23And now, during the playing of the overture, we invite your kind attention to the advertisements which will appear on
17:31the screen.
17:32I thank you.
17:34All right, Charlie!
17:35All right!
18:05All right!
18:08All right!
18:09All right!
18:10All right!
18:12All right!
18:25Let that other rascal get ahead of you, or he'll win the race, then that'll never do.
18:41Well, Mr. Brewster, what's going on?
18:45Where's Mr. Brewster?
18:47You're on the final.
18:48I never felt him leave.
18:50Hey, sir, you're right, Pearl.
18:52That's what you get for throwing yourself at a city dude.
18:55Hush up!
18:56Well, them fellas ain't nothing but a bunch of playboys.
18:58Just like bees flippin' from flower to flower, grabbin' up the honey.
19:02And then when your petals is droopin', they fly away.
19:05Everybody can hear you.
19:07I ain't ashamed of what I got to say.
19:09I love Pearl Bodine.
19:12Hush up, Homer.
19:13Now quiet down, Homer, you're makin' Pearl blush.
19:16Be my blushing bride, Pearl.
19:18Right here before your kinfolk, your neighbors, and then her.
19:22I'm asking you to marry me.
19:23Get up off your knees, you're makin' a spectacle of yourself.
19:27I caught him, Ma.
19:28I saw him sneaking out of the door.
19:31And I caught him.
19:32I was not sneaking.
19:33I shipped him outside for a breath of fresh air.
19:35Put him down.
19:37You, uh, wasn't runnin' away, was you, Mr. Brewster?
19:40No, of course not.
19:43Everybody's invited over to my house for apple cider.
19:46Come on.
20:06Jad, wake up!
20:08Jad!
20:09You too, Jess.
20:10Come on now, get out from underfoot.
20:11Both of you.
20:12hey we was up late last night yeah granny we want to sleep it ain't what
20:17you want that makes you fat it's what you get
20:33yeah that's cool I say get you get floor is cold you're getting soft from city
20:41life now get dressed get washed and get packed you heard what I said I ain't
20:47going to spend another night in this place not with that wild daughter of
20:51yorn I didn't sleep awake here's to me like you're getting the might saw from
20:55city living to time was when you never minded sharing a bed with Ellie me I
21:01still don't mind sharing a bed with Ellie babe but I draw the line when it comes
21:05to sharing with them others what others you know there was an owl and a squirrel
21:12a crow and a fox a possum and a skunk and a porcupine
21:19I'll go and speak to Ellie me I wouldn't go in there if I were you unless you want
21:23them flannels took right off you what are you talking about you know where my
21:27mink coat is right now we're in the top of a tree full of baby eagles
21:33your mama and me fought for nigh on to ten minutes for that coat but with them
21:37claws on her she could get a better purchase on it right out the window you
21:43been at your room at this medicine I ain't about to swallow no story about
21:47a granny a great big old eagle just snatched the hat right off my head
21:51see what I told you when a mama eagle wants to keep her babies warm she'll grab
21:56anything somebody better help Ellie may hang on to her blankets because that
22:00rascal just flew in her window
22:06Freda you had not took Jethro's hat never mind about Jethro's hat ask her to
22:13bring back granny's mink coat only if she wants to
22:20Freda you bring back granny's mink coat and if she's took any suitcases see if you
22:24she can get them back to he's packing up
22:28don't sit down
22:31oh excuse me
22:37good morning pearl
22:41Homer winch I told you and I told you don't come into my house without I invite you
22:46I happen to be here in my official capacity as a jitney driver
22:49you want no jitney well mr. Brewster does
22:54don't say nothing to mr. Brewster and I'll bake you two pies
22:59well there's only one way you can seal my lips and stop my jitney
23:04and that's with a smack
23:07all right
23:08no I mean with a kiss
23:13a kiss
23:15that's my price take it or leave it
23:17Homer why that's the most shocking disgusting insulting
23:22disgrace
23:23oh mr. Brewster
23:28where'd you go pearl
23:46ma's coming in boy is she a driver she must have heard we leaving without getting her married to mr.
23:51Brewster
23:51American we've been for considerable balling ain't nobody can outcry ma when she commences to gush it
24:01you
24:02I reckon he's here he's going back to Beverly Hills
24:04oh now pearl he's balling already
24:09don't worry pearl you'll get a fella
24:12yeah come on back to Beverly Hills with us
24:14I can't
24:15all right pearl all right I can't fight a woman's tears
24:19we'll stay here until you marry mr. Brewster
24:21yeah ma and I'll be your best man
24:24and you can wear that beautiful mink coat on your honeymoon
24:30what are you crying about now
24:34the mink coat
24:35what about it
24:37I was driving down the road and a great big eagle took it right out of my lap
24:43don't you worry
24:44Ellie Mae
24:47yeah pop
24:50you shinny up that tree
24:52and tell that grabby eagle
24:53to give you back that mink coat for pearl's honeymoon
24:56or she ain't no friend of yours
25:02only if she wants to of course
25:21well now it's time to say goodbye to Jed and all his kin
25:25they would like to thank you folks for kindly dropping in
25:28you're all invited back next week to this locality
25:32to have a heaping helping of their hospitality
25:36hillbilly that is
25:37set a spell
25:39take your shoes off
25:40you all come back now
25:42hear
25:42you
25:44you
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