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The Beverly Hillbillies (season 1) S01E09 - Elly's First Date
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00:00Come and listen to my story about a man named Jed, a poor mountaineer barely kept his family fed, and
00:06then one day he was shooting at some food, and up through the ground come a bubble and crude, oil
00:13that is, black gold, Texas tea, well the first thing you know, oh Jed's a millionaire, the kinfolk said, Jed
00:21move away from there, said California is the place you ought to be, so they loaded up the truck and
00:27they moved the governing,
00:27hills that is, swimming pools, movie stars, the Beverly Hillbillies.
00:54Now come along and visit with the Clampett family, as they learn the simple pleasures of the hills of Beverly.
01:01That includes the products of your sponsor of the week, the cereals of Kellogg's, Kellogg's of Battle Creek.
01:08K-E-double-L, O-double-good, Kellogg's best to you.
01:30Want to come for a swim and see me in Palmğini?
01:32Not me, child.
01:34If the Lord had wanted me to swim around in the water, he'd have given me fins.
01:38Are you sure I'd guss it up?
01:40Where are you going?
01:41I'm going shopping for our Thanksgiving fiddles.
01:43I hear your boy's coming to eat with us.
01:45I ain't got no boy.
01:47Your pa says so.
01:49Mr. Drysdale's stepson.
01:51You know, the one they call Sonny.
01:53Sure, I've never even seen him.
01:57Where your pa says it.
01:58He's coming to court you and spark you.
02:01What does that mean?
02:03You don't know what courting and sparking is?
02:07No.
02:09No, I guess you wouldn't do that.
02:11Well, when I get back, you and me better have a little talk.
02:16Have you ever been courted and spark, Granny?
02:19Honey?
02:22When I was a girl back in Tennessee,
02:25I set so many boys' hearts on fire
02:28that they took to calling that neck of the woods
02:32a smoky mountain.
02:35Well, see you later.
02:42Daisy, you old heartbreaker.
02:47You still got it.
02:50That's the truth.
02:53Who are you stepping out with?
02:54I ain't stepping out with nobody.
02:56I'm going to the supermarket.
02:58What's a supermarket?
02:59I don't know.
03:01I reckon it's kind of like a general store.
03:03But that's where you have to go to buy your riddles out here.
03:06And there's some things I need for that Thanksgiving spread.
03:10Oh, say, speaking of Thanksgiving,
03:11we can use the big fancy eating table.
03:14I just finished notching the last pot passer.
03:16Do you think they'll reach?
03:18Yeah, I don't know.
03:20Let's give them a try.
03:22Gas room!
03:23Yeah, Granny?
03:24You all set to get took to the supermarket?
03:27No, not yet.
03:28Fetch me a pot to the fancy eating room.
03:31Yes, sir.
03:35Hmm, that sure is a mighty fine eating table.
03:54Just a little snitch in a pot.
03:56Granny, you got to admit,
03:58folks built this table sure knows what they were doing.
04:01It is built solid.
04:03It is that.
04:04You could set a half dozen turkey gobblers on there
04:07and never sag it a bit.
04:08This here is a dandy idea,
04:10especially if you got young ones at the table.
04:13The plates won't slip off on the floor.
04:16Oh, man.
04:17I've sure scrubbed up a mess of pollen and sorghum.
04:20Bet nobody ever scrubbed up none from this floor.
04:23There's been plenty spilled on the table, though.
04:26Sorghum?
04:27Something sticky.
04:28Frankie, I can't get that green tablecloth off there.
04:31Save me.
04:32Isn't that stuck on me?
04:34I can't imagine anybody
04:36to lay a clean tablecloth on a sticky table.
04:39Yeah, Granny,
04:40I reckon old women ain't as thick as fan as you are
04:42when it comes to keeping house.
04:44Here you are, Granny.
04:45Set it in the middle of the table
04:46so we'll see if these pot passers reach.
05:02Yeah, I reckon that'll do the trick, all right.
05:04Ted,
05:05maybe you better whittle some sharp points
05:07on a few of them
05:08and then we can spear the meat and pass it.
05:11Good idea, Granny.
05:12I'll do that.
05:14How do you reckon the folks
05:15that lived here before us pass things?
05:17Well, they probably had a big family
05:18and pass from hand to hand.
05:20Mind me,
05:21we're having five for our Thanksgiving meal.
05:23Yeah, you already told me.
05:25Company coming?
05:26Extra special company.
05:28Ellie's Moe.
05:29Has Ellie got a ball?
05:31She sure has.
05:33Mr. Drysdale's step boy, Sonny.
05:36Him and Ellie ain't never seen each other yet.
05:38Sonny and his moe are just coming in from Boston.
05:41But Mr. Drysdale says
05:42his moe will be just happy
05:43to come to court, Mellie.
05:46I won't, I won't.
05:47I have never submitted to a blind date before
05:49and I refuse to do it now.
05:54Sonny, dear,
05:55do it just as once for your daddy.
05:57He's not my daddy.
05:59He's your husband.
06:00All right, then.
06:01Do it for stepdaddy.
06:03It seems to mean a great deal to him.
06:07Mother,
06:08I'm the most popular man
06:09on the campuses of three universities.
06:11Vassar,
06:12Wellesley,
06:13and Smith.
06:14To those girls,
06:15I'm an idol.
06:16Be worshipped.
06:17I can't just date anyone.
06:20Sonny, dear,
06:21it might be fun
06:22to date someone new.
06:24Someone young,
06:25lovely,
06:26and charming.
06:27For her,
06:28yes.
06:29How do I know
06:29what she'll look like?
06:31No.
06:31I can't.
06:32I can't,
06:33I can't,
06:34I can't.
06:35It might cause
06:36too much of a
06:37trauma,
06:38Mama.
06:39But your stepdaddy
06:41says she's very attractive.
06:43And it seems
06:44that she's the daughter
06:46of his wealthiest depositor,
06:48whom he wishes
06:49very much
06:50to please.
06:52Mother,
06:53what kind of a man
06:54have you married?
06:55He's selling me
06:56for a rich man's gold.
06:57It's sordid!
06:59Oh,
06:59it is sordid!
07:01It is sordid!
07:03Oh,
07:04my precious baby.
07:07I know it was wrong
07:08of me to marry
07:09a common bank president,
07:11but I wanted you
07:12to have everything.
07:14And all I could give you
07:15was the heritage
07:16of a fine old family.
07:18But it takes money
07:19too, darling.
07:21Money,
07:21I hate that word.
07:22Makes the rich
07:23a social equal of us.
07:25Oh,
07:25no.
07:26It could never do that.
07:28I wish I'd wrote
07:29the thesis I wrote
07:29on economics last week,
07:31money and why
07:32it is not important.
07:33You know,
07:34for a boy who's been
07:35going to college
07:36for 17 years,
07:37you haven't learned much.
07:38Melbourne,
07:39you must not throw it up
07:40to Sonny
07:40that he keeps going
07:41to college.
07:42He's trying to find himself.
07:44Don't take my advice.
07:46Don't look.
07:47Come on there.
07:48Let Sonny get dressed
07:48for his date.
07:49I'll draw him
07:50a nice hot bath.
07:52Try not to drown.
07:54Daddy?
07:57Just a moment,
07:58Daddy.
08:00You called me Daddy.
08:01You've never done
08:02that before.
08:03Well,
08:04don't ever do it again.
08:05I refuse to date
08:06a strange girl
08:07just to benefit
08:08your economic situation.
08:11Well,
08:12I've got news
08:12for you,
08:13Sonny.
08:14My economic situation
08:15and your economic situation
08:17have a very
08:17definite relationship.
08:19Money doesn't interest me.
08:20Who steals my purse
08:21steals trash.
08:23Well,
08:23you will have a date
08:24with Ellie Mae Clampett
08:25and you'll be nice to her
08:26or I'll cut off
08:27every penny
08:28of your trash.
08:30Melbourne,
08:31did I hear you say
08:32that it's the Clampett girl
08:33you're asking Sonny
08:34to date?
08:35That's right.
08:35But my dear,
08:37I haven't finished
08:37the genealogical check
08:39of their family tree.
08:40We don't know
08:41that Ellie Mae
08:41is socially acceptable
08:43for Sonny.
08:43Good heavens.
08:45Listen to me, Sonny.
08:46Jed Clampett
08:47is thrilled
08:48at the prospect
08:48of his daughter
08:49having a date with you.
08:51A city boy.
08:52Educated.
08:53Refined.
08:54To him,
08:55you're a knight
08:55in shining armor.
08:57A handsome prince charming.
08:58He thinks
08:59you're the greatest thing
09:00that could ever happen
09:01to his daughter.
09:02Mr. Clampett
09:03sounds like
09:03a very intelligent man.
09:06I've heard
09:07the most disturbing
09:07reports about the Clampetts.
09:09I understand
09:10they're no better
09:11than peasants.
09:12Good heavens,
09:12a date with a girl
09:13like that
09:13is unthinkable.
09:17Now, Margaret,
09:18I hesitate
09:19to assert my authority.
09:20But unless I have assurance
09:21that my wishes
09:22will be carried out,
09:23I'm afraid
09:23I will have to...
09:24Mother!
09:25Dad!
09:26Who is that?
09:29Who is she?
09:30Who is what, dear?
09:32That divine creature
09:33by the pool next door.
09:47That's the Clampett girl,
09:49Ellie Mae.
09:52Oh, Dad,
09:53you're sensational.
09:54Of course I'll date her.
09:56Good boy.
09:57But Sonny,
09:59she's not a blue blood.
10:01The color may not be right,
10:03Mother,
10:03but I sure dig
10:04that crazy container.
10:23Granny, you wearing perfume?
10:27Pure vanilla extract.
10:29You rascal.
10:31You're going to have that storekeeper's head just to spin it.
10:34That's the idea.
10:35Just because I've got plenty of money don't mean I have to spend it all.
10:46Howdy, Paul.
10:47What you doing?
10:48Oh, I'm fixing some turkey stickers for a company meal.
10:53Oh, say, Ellie.
10:54Yeah, Paul?
10:55Is there anything you don't know about the birds and the bees?
10:58No.
10:59How come you don't ask?
11:00Well, I reckon he's what Sonny Drydale's been studying at school.
11:03Either that or he's partial to them.
11:06How'd you know?
11:07Well, when I mentioned to Miss Hathaway that you was going to be keeping company with Sonny Drydale,
11:12she says, Mr. Clampett, she says,
11:15you'd better have a talk with your daughter about the birds and the bees.
11:19I know all about the little critter.
11:21That's how I figured you'd be raised in the woods and all.
11:24I didn't let on Miss Hathaway.
11:26I know she's just trying to be helpful.
11:29Granny says she's going to have a talk with me about courting and sparking.
11:32She is.
11:34Well, I'm glad of that, Ellie.
11:35I was kind of wondering who was going to do that.
11:38Paul, why don't you tell me about courting and sparking?
11:41Well, Ellie, that's something that a girl's maw usually tells her about.
11:46Well, I ain't got no maw.
11:47So why don't you tell me?
11:49Well, Granny will do it when she comes back.
11:52Well, what if she don't get back before Sonny Drydale comes?
11:55Then I won't know how to court and spark him.
11:58You ain't supposed to court and spark him.
12:01That's what a feller does to a girl.
12:03How?
12:03What if you do?
12:05Well, he gets himself all slicked up,
12:09shaves real close,
12:11shines his shoes,
12:13puts on a stiff collar and a clean shirt,
12:16and he goes to calling on the girl
12:19and toting a nice big store-bought box of candy.
12:23Hot diggity dog, I'm going to like courting and sparking.
12:27I'm going to the courting part.
12:29I ain't got to the sparking yet.
12:30What's that like, Paul?
12:33Well, she invites him to come in the parlor and sit.
12:40And they usually sit on the sofa or something,
12:43him on one end, her on another.
12:45Yeah?
12:46Yeah, and then he goes to carefully,
12:52a little at a time,
12:53scooching down to where he's within reaching distance
12:57to the girl.
12:58Sonny Drysdale going to do that to me?
13:02He might.
13:04And when he does,
13:05that's when a girl has got to be careful.
13:08Don't you worry, Paul.
13:10If that rascal goes to reaching for my candy,
13:12I'll knock him clean off of that sofa.
13:18Oh, Sonny, you sea beast.
13:20You're a creature from the Blue Lagoon.
13:25Now, now, my dear,
13:26don't you fling yourself overboard
13:28because I'm not worth it.
13:30No, don't.
13:31My dear.
13:32My dear.
13:33My...
13:34Oh, well, there were too many girls aboard anyway.
13:37We were beginning to miss.
13:41Sonny, are you decent?
13:43Not me.
13:44I'm a devil.
13:46Come in.
13:49Sonny, you're beautiful.
13:52Mother!
13:53Girls are beautiful.
13:54Boys are handsome.
13:56Dashie.
13:57Jeponair.
13:58You're right.
14:00I'm beautiful.
14:03Well, I just spoke to Jed Clavitt.
14:05He's expecting you to call this afternoon.
14:07Maybe take Ellie Mae for a drive.
14:09And tomorrow,
14:09they're expecting you for Thanksgiving dinner.
14:13Two days?
14:14Gee, stepdad,
14:15no girl has ever been exposed to me
14:17for two consecutive days.
14:19What?
14:19Well, it may be unleashing forces
14:21too powerful in control.
14:23What if the kind of girl
14:24gets serious about Sonny?
14:25Well, we'll celebrate
14:26with the finest champagne money can buy.
14:28Oh, no.
14:29My baby's not ready for marriage.
14:31Margaret, he's 35 years old.
14:33I am not.
14:35I was a leap year baby.
14:36No, I've had enough of this nonsense.
14:38Now, you climb into that expensive
14:39sports car I bought you
14:40and you're calling on that girl,
14:41so help me out.
14:42Oh, my God, please.
14:44Sonny has never been exposed to violence.
14:46Even when he was born,
14:47I gave the doctor strict orders
14:49that he was not to be spanked.
14:51But it's not too late to start.
14:53Now, are you going or are you?
14:55I'm going.
14:56I am going.
14:59You want me to go along?
15:02No, my baby.
15:04No, my baby.
15:08More meat, Mr. Sonny?
15:10Why, no trouble at all.
15:14Hey, I'll wipe off as much as you want.
15:17Yes, he's back from the supermarket.
15:23The carnation is in.
15:24That is what you call a shopping cart.
15:27There's a sign down at the supermarket
15:28that says, take one.
15:29So Granny did.
15:31Yes, but there's Indian givers.
15:32They wanted me to give it back
15:34when we were leaving.
15:35But she didn't do it.
15:36Did you, Granny?
15:37You're darn tootin'.
15:39Oh, there's sweet as honey
15:40when you first come in.
15:41But they give you a heap of trouble
15:43when you start to leave.
15:44What kind of trouble, Granny?
15:46Well, first you stand in a line
15:47with a kind of a gate.
15:49And at that gate, there's a woman.
15:51She looks at what you've got.
15:52Then she starts to push a lot of little knobs.
15:55And bells start to ring.
15:57And a door pops open
15:58with a lot of money in it.
16:00And doggies.
16:01And she tells you how much money to give her.
16:04She says to me, she says,
16:05that'll be $28.25.
16:07And I says, now you make up your mind.
16:10Is it $28 or is it $25?
16:12And she says to me,
16:13she says, that's $28.25.
16:16Well, I see,
16:16and I wasn't getting no place with her.
16:18So I give her the benefit of the doubt
16:20and I plunk down $28.
16:22A quarter and three pennies.
16:25I reckon that bleeds her.
16:27You'd have thought so.
16:28But not her.
16:29As I started through the gate,
16:30she says, hold on.
16:31Madam, you're short.
16:33I said, maybe so.
16:35But I'm big enough to take you on.
16:38Granny was getting right mad.
16:40Well, you'd have got mad too, Jim.
16:42And you get after Ellie
16:43about running around in boys' pants,
16:44you should see those women
16:45in that supermarket.
16:47He's wearing boys' pants, was he?
16:49Some of them were in their underpants.
16:52Actually, I wanted to get Jethro out of there.
16:54Actually.
16:55I did, too.
16:57By dingy, they didn't stop us.
17:00Good for you, Granny.
17:08I don't know.
17:09I don't know.
17:18I don't know.
17:55Are you there?
17:57Me?
17:58Yes, you.
18:00Does that weird-looking vehicle belong to you?
18:01No, sir.
18:04Can you move it?
18:05I reckon so.
18:06Please do.
18:07It completely spoils the effect of my imported 190.
18:11What should I do with it?
18:13Oh, I don't care.
18:15Just get it out of sight.
18:16Hide it somewhere.
18:17Yes, sir.
18:20Sonny Drysdale to see Miss Clampett.
18:23Oh, come in. Come in.
18:40What are you doing, Jethro?
18:42Trying to find out how to drive this thing.
18:44What for?
18:45Who is this?
18:46Sonny Drysdale.
18:47He asked me to get it out of sight for him.
18:50All right.
18:50This kind of surprised Ellie.
18:51Where do you say put it?
18:52Well, he just said hide it somewheres.
18:55Yeah.
18:56Let's accommodate him.
18:57You take the front end, I'll take the back.
18:58We'll put it back in them bushes you on her.
19:00Okay.
19:06Is he told me a box of candy, Granny?
19:08He sure is, honey.
19:10All tied up with women.
19:12Oh, Ellie.
19:14Child, you are just beautiful.
19:16Shall I sprinkle some vanilla extract on you?
19:19Is that good?
19:21No, I better not.
19:22Sometimes that drives him wild.
19:25Ellie, I didn't get to talk to you about cotton and sparking.
19:28Oh, that's all right, Granny.
19:30Pa told me.
19:31Oh.
19:31All right.
19:32Now, you follow me.
19:33Don't be nervous.
19:39Here she is, Mr. Drysdale.
19:45You're beautiful.
19:47Divine.
19:49Never mind me.
19:50Say something nice to her.
19:54Hold it.
19:55Just a moment.
19:56What a vision you are.
19:58What a picture you make.
20:00From your golden hair down to your...
20:06Is that for me?
20:07Yes.
20:08Yes, it is.
20:09Bet y'all can guess what it is.
20:10Try.
20:11Is it something sweet?
20:13Exquisitely sweet.
20:14Something yummy?
20:15The yummiest.
20:17Something all girls like?
20:19Ha ha, you've guessed it.
20:20It's mean.
20:23You can sleep with it under your pillow.
20:28Do you want to come into the park?
20:31What are we going to do in there?
20:33Talk about the birds in the vase.
20:35Well, Scooby.
20:38Do you?
20:40You peasant girls don't beat around the bush.
20:43Miss Clampett, my lips long to taste your lovely hand.
20:53Hey, why did you throw him?
20:55That rascal was fixing to bite me.
20:58I'm going to lose it to him.
21:13My car, where is it?
21:15Oh, it's did good, ain't it?
21:17Ain't nobody can find where we put it.
21:19Big oaf, I'll destroy you.
21:37Who?
21:39My man!
21:41My man!
21:42Who was that?
21:44Sonny Dreisler.
21:47I'm there!
21:50I'm there!
21:51I'm there!
21:53You don't mean quit, Dad.
21:55Yeah, Pa, he bites.
21:56I did him a favor.
21:57He commenced to hitting me.
21:59I claim us Clampetts have been insulted by the Drysdales.
22:02Let's go feud a flippant.
22:04Oh, now.
22:05Why, we could whoop him with one hand tied behind us.
22:08We ain't got no cause to whooping, Granny.
22:10No cause.
22:11Why, just yesterday I went over there to the Drysdales to borrow a cup of possum fat.
22:16And that butler fella that lives over there, he says to me, you wouldn't pull my leg, would
22:20you?
22:21And I said, well, one good turn deserves another.
22:24Stick it up here and I'll give it a game.
22:27And do you know that he slammed the door right in my face?
22:31Let's go!
22:32Now, hold on.
22:32Hold on.
22:33Now, we're all going to calm down.
22:35We'll go next door.
22:36We'll talk to Mr. Drysdale.
22:38We'll straighten this whole thing out.
22:40Come on.
22:44There, there.
22:46Mother's baby is going to be all right.
22:50This is just a dreadful experience, darling.
22:54Dreadful?
22:58Roger!
22:59Buddy!
23:00The campus are here.
23:01They followed me.
23:07Come in.
23:13Where's Sonny?
23:15Here I am.
23:18Well, we've straightened out the misunderstanding and now these people have something they want
23:21to say.
23:22Well, Sonny, I reckon this is all my fault.
23:25I'm sorry I wasn't to the door like a proper paw had ought to be.
23:29And I'm sorry I thrilled you, Sonny.
23:31And I sure do thank you for that nice picture you give me.
23:35And I'm sorry you hurt your hand hitting me, Sonny.
23:38Now, me and Jethro was sorry that we hid your automobile.
23:41We towed it back over and set it down in front of your house.
23:49Well, I can't think of nothing I'm sorry, Fer.
23:52But we sure would be proud to have you all come and take Thanksgiving vittles with us.
23:57Sonny and I wouldn't think of passing up an invitation like that.
24:01Sonny will be there, all of us.
24:06Let us say grace.
24:08We sure have got a lot to be thankful for, Lord.
24:12We got good health, good neighbors, good food.
24:17And Jethro's going to school.
24:20Ellie's got a feller.
24:22I guess everything is just about fine.
24:25And we sure do thank you.
24:27Amen.
24:28Amen, amen, amen.
24:29Well, Jethro, hand out the pot passers and the meat stabbers.
24:33Let's get at it.
24:34It'll be so drastic.
24:55It'll be so drastic.
24:58It'll be so drastic.
25:24It'll be so drastic.
25:36This has been a Filmways presentation.
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