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How to Get to Heaven from Belfast - Season 1 - Episode 01: The Wake
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00:06Scare Hecht of Scare
00:15Scare Hecht of Scare
00:25Scare Hecht
00:26Scare Hecht
00:32Scare Hecht
00:45Scare Hecht
00:49I don't know.
01:23I still dream about that night sometimes.
01:27I still dream about them.
01:31Because they were there.
01:35We did everything together back then.
01:38The four of us.
01:41Separate.
01:43But inseparable.
01:51I suppose it's a bit of a shock.
01:53I mean, you get a message like that, and I really must think about, well, life, I suppose.
01:58The choices you've made, the things you've done.
01:59Or, you know, not done.
02:00And I don't get me wrong looking after Mummy.
02:02Well, it's a privilege in many ways.
02:03I'm lucky I can focus on it without any other.
02:05Well, distractions, for want of a better word.
02:07And it's very rewarding in its own way.
02:09I mean, I know I won't regret it.
02:10I mean, nobody lies under death, but I think I wish it was about last time with me, Mother, do
02:13they?
02:13Okay, there's probably some exceptions.
02:15Like, if your mother was, I don't know, Rose West, you'd probably want to keep it for her, but it
02:18doesn't, sir.
02:19I'd say it'd be advisable, if anything.
02:21But my mother, well, she's great.
02:21She's nothing like Rose West.
02:24She does have sort of similar glasses.
02:26But that's as far as it goes, really.
02:27I suppose, what I'm trying to say is, even though I feel no bitterness or resentment or anything like that,
02:31the fact is, you only get to do this once in this path, which I sort of find myself on.
02:34Which is, as I say, no, without its blessings, it's at the same time the reason why certain things just
02:38aren't going to happen for me.
02:38And I should be allowed to acknowledge that, you know, we should be able to mourn the life we couldn't
02:41have without feeling guilty.
02:44Right.
02:46So is it just the wee flat white, then?
02:47Or I wonder if the others know.
02:51Mummy, mummy, mummy!
02:52Stop trying!
02:53So that's a shellac manicure?
02:54Um, yeah, and can I, can I book that with the makeup?
02:57Wee wedding, is it?
02:58Staring at me, mummy!
02:59Sorry, one second.
03:00Stop staring at him!
03:01But he's doing breathing!
03:02Stop breathing!
03:03Hello?
03:04I'm sorry, uh, what were you saying?
03:05Because it's a wee wedding, you might want to go for a more natural date.
03:08Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
03:09Mummy!
03:09I basically want you to erase my current features and draw new features, different features, better features.
03:15Give me it!
03:16Like, I want, like, a totally different face.
03:18Stop it!
03:19I am sorry, love, I'm going to have to call you back.
03:21No worries.
03:21Stop it!
03:22Yes, stop it!
03:24What the hell is going on back there?
03:25He was staring.
03:26I wasn't staring.
03:27He wasn't even blinking for me.
03:29Then you grab my tablet.
03:31It's not yours.
03:32It is mine.
03:33Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up!
03:36Will you please just shut up?
03:53Mammy?
03:55What?
03:56Your phone's ringing.
04:05So, Celia, thank you so much for this.
04:09We wanted to get you two together rather than...
04:12I'm sorry.
04:14I'm so sorry.
04:16I'm so sorry.
04:16Marnie didn't want things to, you know, get lost in translation.
04:20So, the fact is...
04:22Yeah, hit the scripts.
04:23No!
04:24Oh, God, no.
04:25No, of course not.
04:26It's just a focus thing.
04:27A focus thing?
04:28I love playing Emma.
04:30You know, she's a huge part of my life.
04:32Yeah, mine too.
04:33But isn't it time that we pushed the boundaries of the show?
04:36Isn't it time we did something truly groundbreaking?
04:40Right, like...
04:41What if this series, there's no murder?
04:46No murder.
04:47No murder.
04:48No murder.
04:49No murder.
04:51Okay, I just, um...
04:53I mean, just so we're on the same page here,
04:55the show is called Murder Code.
04:57Mm-hmm.
04:58It's a detective show.
04:59Emma is a homicide detective.
05:01Well, that's not all she is.
05:02It's the main bit.
05:03What if we shine a light on the personal cost of Emma's career?
05:07You know, what it's done to her family, her relationships, her sex life.
05:11Her sex life.
05:12I want to see Emma have an orgasm.
05:16I'm going to need a beer as well.
05:18Okay.
05:18I mean, it's good, isn't it?
05:20Is it?
05:20Yes, it is, Harry.
05:21So she stopped solving murders and, well, just goes about riding people?
05:24It's feminist.
05:25It's a journey of self-discovery.
05:26It's mad.
05:27It's a detective show.
05:28That's why people watch.
05:30Tisha, no one knows better than you how entwined this show and this character have become.
05:35They are one and the same.
05:37So in order to move forward, you're going to have to listen.
05:41Okay?
05:46Emma is the show.
05:49I wouldn't even want to write the show without Emma.
05:52Oh, thank you.
05:53There we go.
06:22So maybe I won't.
06:24It's just all, oh, look, someone's got themselves murdered again.
06:26Is that what I do?
06:27Is that what I contribute to society?
06:29You entertain a lot of people, Saoirse.
06:31So do fucking clients, Harry.
06:37You know, when I started, it was theatre.
06:40I wanted to write plays.
06:42What happened?
06:43You realised you'd need to buy stuff.
06:46One second.
06:47My friend, my friend is dead.
06:53My friend is dead.
06:56My friend, my friend is dead.
07:49Dear Saoirse, Dara and Robin, my name is Gaye Harriton.
07:54And I'm afraid I have some terribly sad news.
07:57My wonderful sister-in-law, Greta, passed away yesterday.
08:02I know how close you once were.
08:04She often spoke of you fondly.
08:07If you wanted to come and pay your respects,
08:09it would really mean the world to us.
08:12She'll be waked from her home, Elm Manor,
08:15Noctara Village, County Donegal.
08:17It's everybody's everybody, just like us.
08:23We're all finding it so difficult.
08:26I just forget it out.
08:27We can't continue like this.
08:29We can.
08:30Dara!
08:31That's you, Dara.
08:32Coming!
08:33Good morning, beautiful father.
08:35Okay, so, this is what she's supposed to take when.
08:38You're sure you'll be okay?
08:40I think I can babysit my own mother, Dara,
08:42like I'm not gonna kill her.
08:44Sorry?
08:45And even if I did, she's 96,
08:47so she's had a good innings.
08:48She's 72.
08:49Ah, potato, tomato.
08:51Potato, potato.
08:51What's a potato?
08:52I don't know.
08:53Jimmy, this is important.
08:54Mum, it's very fragile.
08:55For fuck's sake, Christ, is she not away yet?
08:58Just heading now, Mammy.
08:59Well, on you go.
09:00Out the buck.
09:01You've my head fried.
09:03Okay, then.
09:04If there's anything you don't understand,
09:06just call me.
09:07We'll be grand.
09:08Just go.
09:10Enjoy yourself.
09:11Well, that's my friend's week.
09:13Happy days.
09:18Oh, and if...
09:21We're dying now.
09:22That's it, is it?
09:23That's the latest.
09:24Apparently.
09:25We should not be dying.
09:27We're 34 years of age, for Christ's sake.
09:30We're 38.
09:34Did you manage to find a hotel?
09:35Indeed I did.
09:36It has a spa and everything.
09:37I don't think I'm in the mood for a spa.
09:39I mean, is it even appropriate, considering?
09:41Well, excuse me for trying to make this experience
09:43a little less horrific, Dara.
09:44I didn't mean.
09:45Do you think I'm not devastated?
09:46I didn't say that.
09:47Because I am, Dara.
09:48I am devastated.
09:49I've been in bits since you called me.
09:51I just...
09:52The future hell is, then.
09:54I think we all need a better...
09:56Yeah, when?
09:57Uh, I don't know.
09:58Recently.
09:59Like how recently?
10:00What do we see?
10:01Like, since we heard about our dead friend recently.
10:03Look, Dara.
10:04You can be in bits and have your highlights done.
10:06The two things aren't mutually exclusive.
10:07Fine.
10:08Barely keeping it together here.
10:09Okay.
10:10Oh, I'm sorry.
10:11Oh, my God.
10:12Listen.
10:12What?
10:15That's her song.
10:16They're playing Greta's song.
10:17Jesus Christ, Emily.
10:21How freaky is that?
10:22Do you think it's a sign?
10:25Like, she's telling us not to worry?
10:27Like, that she's okay?
10:29Yeah.
10:29No.
10:34It's getting hot in here.
10:38So take off all your clothes.
10:41I am getting hot.
10:43I will take my nose off.
10:46It's getting hot in here.
10:48So take off all your clothes.
10:50I am getting hot.
11:03Can I tell you a secret?
11:05Jesus Christ.
11:09Any drinks or snacks, madam?
11:13Can I get a white wine, please?
11:32Why is she late for everything?
11:34She's probably collapsed from exhaustion.
11:36It's not that far.
11:37We're in a different fucking time zone, Dara.
11:38I'm sorry, but that airport car park was extortion.
11:41I'd have paid.
11:42It's not the point.
11:43It's a matter of principle, Robin.
11:45Oh, here she is.
11:49What an undercouse is she wearing.
11:52I'm not sure.
11:56We're dying now.
11:57Nightmare, isn't it?
11:58The whole thing's just awful.
12:01She was so young.
12:02I was talking about your outfit.
12:03Are they pyjamas?
12:04They're treasures.
12:05They look like pyjamas.
12:06Well, they're not.
12:07I just can't believe she's dead.
12:08I mean, I think a part of me always hoped would, you know, reconnect.
12:13Yeah.
12:13Yeah.
12:14Look, I know I was in two minds about all this,
12:16but I am so glad we're doing this now.
12:18Like, paying our respects properly.
12:19It's only right.
12:20And also, I could be doing with a bit of a break myself, to be honest.
12:24Robin.
12:25Look, things between me and Patrick have been quite difficult lately.
12:30He's become very controlling, very possessive.
12:34Lots of mind games.
12:37Gaslighting, that sort of thing.
12:39Is he not like one?
12:40He's one and a half, Saoirse.
12:41And he knows what he's doing.
12:46People always talk about
12:48Eh, eh, eh, eh, all the things they're all about
12:52Oh, eh, eh, eh, write it on a piece of paper
12:56Oh, eh, eh, eh, write it on a piece of paper
12:57Oh, eh, eh, eh, got a feeling I'll see you later
13:02There's something about this
13:04Let's keep it shit
13:06I hate these big cars
13:08It's just weird
13:09I think it's this one
13:11You'd think she would have told us what happened
13:12What?
13:14The sister-in-law I mean
13:16Do you have to do that here?
13:17Oh, I got Nutella on it
13:19Like, in the email she didn't say if Greta was ill or anything
13:24She'll not be thinking straight
13:26Cash only
13:27I've got to put my Euro purse
13:28I didn't have any sympathy cards
13:30So I had to just grab a blank one
13:31It has, like, a watercolour effect
13:32It'll do the job here
13:33Look, careful
13:34And it'll burn the mouth off you
13:36It's all so mad
13:37It's all so mad
13:38Did you fill her up?
13:39Don't do that
13:40Don't call your car her
13:41You know, it creeps me out
13:44You know why contact isn't the first place?
13:46It's been 20 years
13:4820 years
13:49And we never once reached out to her
13:50Not once
13:51Well, she moved away
13:52We lost contact
13:53And that suited us
13:54Didn't it?
13:55I put a deposit down in those dresses
13:57I told you about
13:57What?
13:58Well, I'm not having bridesmaids
13:59I don't want bridesmaids, Robin
14:01You're having bridesmaids, Saoirse
14:03What kind of weirdo doesn't have bridesmaids?
14:06I just want a simple, straightforward, low-key...
14:09Shite wedding
14:10Is this not supposed to be my day?
14:12No
14:12No?
14:13Let me get one thing clear, okay?
14:16Myself and Dara here are going to be walking down the aisle behind you
14:18Wearing matching frocks
14:19With or without your consent
14:23What was that?
14:25I don't know
14:25I filled the tank up
14:27I'm not going diesel or anything
14:30Diesel
14:36I am so sorry, Robin
14:38I thought you said petrol
14:40I could have sworn you said petrol
14:41Why would I have said petrol
14:43When the thing runs on diesel?
14:44It's an easy mistake to me
14:45How would you know you've never so much as had a driving lesson?
14:48I live in London
14:48You don't live in London
14:49Please, no
14:50I do live in London
14:51You work in Belfast
14:52Your TV film is made in Belfast
14:54TV shows
14:54You're in Belfast about eight months of the year
14:57Six, seven, and a bunch
14:58Why can't you just admit to the fact that you live in Belfast?
15:00Because then I'd be somebody who lives in Belfast
15:02Not that there's anything wrong with that
15:05Oh Christ, where is this guy?
15:07He's getting late
15:08What if he doesn't come?
15:10What if nobody comes?
15:11What if we die out here?
15:12We're not going to die out here
15:13Well, I hope for your sake that we don't
15:15Because when they discover the bodies
15:16They're going to have to record the fact that you're wearing pyjamas
15:18And that's fucking mortifying
15:20They're not pyjamas
15:24Oh, thank God
15:25About time
15:41Good evening, ladies
15:42No, not really
15:43What's happened here, then?
15:46Right, well, what happened here is Dara
15:48This is Dara
15:49She was supposed to put diesel in the wee hole thing
15:52But she accidentally put petrol in the wee hole thing in the car
15:55I didn't enjoy that
15:56No, well, you wouldn't
15:58Christ, it's Jim
15:59It's all I need
16:00Hello, love
16:01Yeah, all good here
16:02I'm going to sit in the car
16:03Let's have a look, then
16:07You girls from Belfast?
16:10It's been a long time since we were girls
16:12Oh, come on now
16:13But we were from Belfast, yes
16:15Right
16:18What?
16:19It's not like you lot to waste petrol
16:21Oh, I see
16:22A rioting joke
16:23Very good
16:24Very retro
16:26Interesting
16:26Considering you're, what, 12?
16:29I'm 26
16:29Right
16:31Such a great accent
16:34Are you serious?
16:36No one's ever said that before
16:37No one's ever thought that before?
16:39I love it
16:40Sounds hard to dangerous
16:42That's a good thing
16:44Can be
16:45No
16:46And look, there's a pile of stuff at the foot of the stairs
16:49I haven't left it there for decoration purposes
16:51You know, it's not like a piece of modern art I'm working on
16:54It's a pile of everyone's shit that I want put away
16:56Okay?
16:57Bye
16:58Bye, bye, bye, bye, love you
16:59Will?
17:01You started the engine, so it's been contaminated
17:03The entire fuel system needs changed
17:05How long will that take?
17:06Hard to say
17:07Oh God, I'm so sorry, I'll pay for it
17:09You're not paying for it, Dara
17:11I am
17:11You're not?
17:12I am
17:12You're not, it's fine
17:14It's not
17:14It is
17:15It's not
17:16Oh Christ
17:17It's fucking freezing
17:20Er, what do you take it? You'll be needing a lift?
17:23Yeah
17:23Yeah
17:25Yeah
17:52There's something sort of creepy about this place, isn't there?
17:55Not when you live here
17:56Oh no, I didn't mean like bad creepy
17:59Ah, you meant the other creepy
18:00Like the goat creepy
18:02Atmospheric creepy, you know, like sort of spooky, but not necessarily
18:06Stop talking
18:07Yep
18:07You might know her friend, she lives in Oktara
18:09I actually moved here quite recently
18:11Well, she lived in Oktara prior to her becoming dead, which she now is, unfortunately
18:15Uh, Greta Heaney
18:17Not Greta Ronay
18:19Uh-huh, yeah
18:20Heaney with her maiden name
18:21We're here for her wake
18:23Her husband Owen, he's me boss
18:26God, I am so sorry
18:30Jesus, it was terrible
18:32What happened?
18:34What did happen?
18:37You don't know
18:37Oh God, I fell down the stairs, the poor thing
18:40God rest her soul
18:42There was drink taken, I do believe
18:44Perhaps she had a problem on that front, who knows
18:47Manny the devil does
18:48Oh, it's no wage to die
18:50No wage to die at all
18:52Newspaper?
18:53Um, their house, is it walking distance?
18:56It's a couple of miles outside the village
18:57Turn right at the end of this road
19:00Straight on till you reach the bookies
19:01Take a left, a right
19:03A left that sort of feels like a right
19:04Directly opposite you, there's a field
19:07Look for a scarecrow with one arm
19:09Dressed a bit like...
19:10Maybe just call us a cab
19:12I can see how Pat's fixed
19:15But I'll make no promises
19:16For he's normally flat out on a Friday night
19:19Pat?
19:19He'd be the taxi driver here in Loughdara
19:21Taxi driver?
19:22Singular?
19:23That's right
19:23Fantastic
19:24Would you not head in the morning, girls?
19:26Settle yourselves here
19:27Have a bite to eat
19:28Good night's sleep
19:29The car might be fixed
19:31What do you think?
19:32It makes sense
19:33Great stuff
19:34Don't take it, the spa's closed
19:36It is indeed
19:37Since 2016, if I remember rightly
19:39What?
19:40Turned it into a soft play area
19:42A soft play area?
19:43The mammies need somewhere to dump the kids
19:45While they're getting themselves pampered
19:46Not if there's no spa, they don't
19:48Oh, sure, isn't it only desperate
19:49We didn't think it through at all
19:52Come here to me
19:53It's a bit of entertainment, you're not there
19:57We do a different theme every month
19:59The young ones come from Letter, Kenny and Donegal
20:01Time by the busload
20:02Mad crack altogether
20:03Great
20:06Nothing like throwing a few shapes
20:07While reminiscing about your dead friend
20:09Good woman yourself
20:11I'm not being unromantic
20:13We're working together, baby
20:15They're breathing down my neck for the new draughts
20:17Seb, I think
20:18Considering what's happened
20:20What do you mean, what's happened?
20:21Did you not read my miss?
20:23I, uh, didn't actually send it
20:25What's going on?
20:27Oh, it's grand
20:28My friend died
20:29Christ
20:29Who?
20:30Not Robin?
20:31No
20:31Dara?
20:32No
20:33They're both here and very much alive
20:35Uh, girl we went to school with
20:38Oh, okay
20:38We hadn't seen her in any age
20:40Thought we should pay our respects or whatever
20:42I'm going to be in Donegal for a few days
20:57Donegal?
20:58I wish
20:59I wish
20:59My friend
20:59That's how she died
21:00Oh, uh, that's awful
21:02Yeah
21:02Even if you weren't close
21:04That's rough
21:04You said we weren't close
21:06We were very close
21:08Once
21:22Oh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,
21:39uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,
21:39uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,
21:39uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,
21:39uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,
21:39uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh
21:45Hello? Hello?
22:30Oh my god, I remember when this was taken. It was sports day, wasn't it?
22:37Well, we haven't even looked at it.
22:39We'll let you know when we've decided.
22:41I'll be right over there, on the edge of my seat.
22:44No, wait. We should order drinks at least.
22:47Oh, Christ. I'm doing this one-year-no-beer thing. So boring.
22:51You're not drinking? For a year?
22:53I'm not drinking beer. I'll have wine or whatever.
22:57Eh, bottle of this one. Fine.
23:01Aren't Donegal people supposed to be friendly? Is that not their thing?
23:04Have you seen this?
23:08Oh, God.
23:09Maybe we could put it in the coffin.
23:11That's a lovely idea.
23:12Is it?
23:13Just to let her know we're thinking about her.
23:14She's dead.
23:16I mean, let's be honest.
23:17Greta, we knew died back then.
23:19All these girls did.
23:20What are you on about?
23:21Those 20 years, they happened.
23:23And they changed us.
23:26Close enough.
23:27Who would like to try?
23:32That'll be grand.
23:34But this Greta, she became a whole different person.
23:37A person we know fuck all about.
23:41Sir, are you all right?
23:42Who?
23:43Who falls down a flight of stairs?
23:46Dither death.
23:46Who does that?
23:47What do you mean?
23:48It just seems so fucking avoidable.
23:50Well, there's no good way to die at 38.
23:52I feel like there's bad ways, though.
23:54And falling down the stairs might be in the top three.
23:57Well, that's not in my top three.
23:58Right.
23:59I don't even think it's in my top ten.
24:01Good to know.
24:01What are you saying?
24:02I just keep thinking about the paths we take in life
24:04and the shifts in our direction of travel.
24:06Because those shifts, they happen so subtly, so gradually.
24:08What percentage is that?
24:09What if what happened hadn't happened and we hadn't fallen out?
24:12If we were still friends, would that have influenced our life, our choices?
24:16Would it have changed her direction of travel ever so slightly?
24:18Why so she didn't die?
24:20Yes.
24:20No.
24:21That's not how it works.
24:23Exactly.
24:24We have no control over God's plans.
24:26Well, I wouldn't go that far, Sister Mary Clarence.
24:30Yeah, maybe you're right.
24:31Maybe it wouldn't have made a difference.
24:33And maybe putting a photo in her dead hands will make us feel better about everything.
24:37It was just an idea.
24:38I know.
24:38Smoke.
24:50Hey.
24:53Yes, you were a mechanic earlier, now you're a cop.
24:56When do you do the rest of the village people?
24:58It's the family business, the garage.
25:00My uncle owns it.
25:01He doesn't keep well, so I help him out a bit.
25:03That's why I moved here, actually.
25:05Suit you?
25:10It's all sorted.
25:11Oh, thanks.
25:12You, thank you.
25:13How was the week?
25:14We are going to go first thing instead.
25:16Right.
25:17I should probably help myself at some point.
25:19When you said your boss was Greta's husband, I take it that means he's a guard rather than
25:23a mechanic.
25:24But you never met him?
25:25No, Greta and us, we were sort of, we were estranged.
25:31I see.
25:32What's he like?
25:33Oh, and he seems well-liked.
25:35He's quiet.
25:36Private.
25:38Did you know Greta?
25:40Yeah, I met her once.
25:47You're not too bothered by the odd awkward silences, are you?
25:50Is that one of your interrogation techniques?
25:52There's not much call for interrogation around these parts and I don't think it's awkward.
25:55It is.
25:56Really?
25:56Absolutely.
25:57Should I say something else?
25:58Please.
25:58Why aren't you wearing your ring?
25:59Oh, shit.
26:04I'm forever doing that.
26:07The, I, I, uh, not really a big jewelry person.
26:11It takes a bit of getting used to.
26:18Where'd she go?
26:19Yep.
26:48What's this?
26:50The bill.
26:53Not letting us off the hook there then?
26:55Your accent's not that sexy.
26:58waiting for you.
26:59Wearing amoo�.
27:00Heavy.
27:13Arena in the background.
27:14If I had that top.
27:16And those jeans.
27:17And in that bandana.
27:18I still wear that hoodie.
27:20Have it with me.
27:21We could be right back there.
27:25I think about that party sometimes.
27:28There was a party that night.
27:31You remember those 70s nights at the limelight?
27:34Try not to.
27:35One time, me, her and Greta.
27:37I don't know where you were.
27:37Choir practice, probably.
27:39I was always at choir practice.
27:41We go to the 70s disco anyway,
27:42and I'm wearing these tight purple flares
27:45with massive turnips, remember this?
27:47Yep, yep.
27:48And David Ryan was there, who obviously...
27:49Biggest ride in Belfast.
27:50Not anymore, God bless him.
27:52Anyway, so I'm on the dance floor, smoking a cigarette.
27:54Inside, good day.
27:55And I see David looking over at me.
27:57Now, by this stage, I've had a couple of McCartney breezers,
27:59so I am feeling fly.
28:01And I flick my cigarette away, all dramatic,
28:03and walk straight up to him and say,
28:05all right, David.
28:06And he goes, you're smoking.
28:08So I'm like, thanks very much.
28:09And he goes, no, you're smoking.
28:11Like, you're smoke coming off you.
28:13And I look down, and sure enough, my legs on fire.
28:16What?
28:17I flick my cigarette.
28:19You're going to go for birds?
28:20This is wrong.
28:21More hands and knees, you know, I'm sort of patting my leg,
28:24trying to put it out.
28:31Christ, but we were idiots.
28:32Yeah.
28:33Shit.
28:34Where's that wee bitch?
28:36I'll just go over.
28:39Excuse me.
28:40I can't believe I've never heard that before.
28:42Excuse me.
28:43Well, she's definitely told it before, more than once.
28:45I mean, it's not what happened.
28:48I did the thing with the cigarette.
28:50I almost set fire to a pair of jeans.
28:52Robin was there.
28:52David Ryan wasn't.
28:53And it wasn't a 70s disco.
28:55That was a different night.
28:55A different story.
28:56She's, uh...
28:57She's got mixed up somewhere down the line.
29:00And you haven't said anything?
29:01That was funny, the way she tells it.
29:03Here's no fucking mad the way we edit our memories like that.
29:06I mean, we don't even know we're doing it,
29:08but we're building these versions of events that suit us
29:10that don't challenge who we think we are.
29:14Well, that's all a bit over my head.
29:16I don't think that's true.
29:18Saoirse, it happened.
29:19It's not the time.
29:20It did happen.
29:21And it's the real reason we're here.
29:24When I got that email, my first thought was,
29:28after all these years, she's still talking about us.
29:31And I was worried.
29:33Dara, I was worried about what she might have said.
29:35You are too.
29:36So's Robin.
29:37No, we haven't come to pay our respects.
29:40We've come to make sure she didn't tell anyone.
29:43So we can all keep pretending.
29:46But it did happen.
29:48You.
29:49Right.
29:50This is the last.
29:51We've got to go to a wake, first thing.
29:54We cannot, under any circumstances, get hammered the night.
31:06It just goes through you like a ghost.
31:30It just goes through you like a ghost.
32:28Oh, Jesus Christ.
32:29I'm going to be sick.
32:31Oh, it's grand.
32:32It's grand.
32:32I'm grand.
32:33I'm fine.
32:34Oh, God.
32:40Is anybody coming?
32:42How would I know?
32:45It's open.
33:01Hello?
33:05Why, this place is really creepy.
33:16Hello?
33:20Is anyone home?
33:24Hello?
33:27Excuse me.
33:34What's going on?
33:35Where is everyone?
33:37I don't know.
33:37What shall we do?
33:39Well, don't look at me.
33:40What shall we do?
34:07What shall we do?
34:10Long time, girls.
34:17Well, you three haven't changed a bit, have the man?
34:20That's a good thing, is it?
34:21Change is essential.
34:23That's very true, Mrs. Margo.
34:25Mrs. Ma'am. Mrs. Peeney.
34:26Always getting your mother into trouble this lot.
34:29Yeah, you were always grassing her up.
34:31Sure, what have you brothers for?
34:32I'm just so very, very sorry.
34:35This is awful.
34:38You were close, then?
34:39You were my wife?
34:41When we were younger, yes.
34:43We lost touch when we left school.
34:45I think Greta simply outgrew them.
34:47Okie-dokie.
34:48I don't remember her ever mentioning you.
34:52Oh.
34:54Well, it was just, well, it was Gay that reached out to us.
34:59Gay?
35:00Your sister.
35:06My sister reached out to you?
35:08Mm-hmm, yeah, she, um, she emailed us.
35:13I see.
35:17So, we thought we'd come and pay our respects.
35:25And say how incredibly sorry.
35:34Bon voyage.
35:35Bon voyage.
35:43What a lovely sentiment.
35:48We had to have a closed casket.
35:51I'm not sure if you heard what happened, but, um...
35:56How did it happen?
35:57That's what I don't understand.
35:59Well, she'd been sleepwalking.
36:01At least that seems the most likely explanation.
36:05You remember how bad she was?
36:07Yes, I'm sure.
36:17And then, well, I'll leave you to it.
36:24You both okay?
36:25No!
36:26Obviously not.
36:27Right.
36:27I forgot how intense her mum was.
36:29Her brother's not exactly a walk in the park either.
36:31Why is there nobody else here?
36:33You never get a crowd for a closed casket.
36:35This is all very weird.
36:36This feels weird.
36:37Is it weird?
36:37I mean, I can't tell what's weird and what's hangover.
36:40I don't understand.
36:41We were fine when we woke up.
36:43We were still drunk.
36:44We were still drunk.
36:50What do we do now?
36:52Should we say a wee prayer?
36:53Wise up.
36:54Can I get you a cup of tea?
36:58Sure, I'll do it.
37:01Oh, Jesus.
37:02Well, I am going to throw this down.
37:05Don't do it in here.
37:08I'm sorry.
37:09Excuse me.
37:11It was wrong what Daddy said.
37:14Sorry?
37:16She did talk about you.
37:18At least to me she did.
37:20She talked about you all the time.
37:23The four of you, that friendship.
37:26She said it was the best time of her life.
37:39She said it was our fault.
37:40She said it was innocent and death.
37:44Gone with.
38:03Come here.
38:04The hope.
38:05– Sigh.
38:19Oh, it's fine. Upground. Upground.
38:26Oh, Christ.
38:32Can I tell you a secret?
38:35A secret?
38:38Oh, it's fine.
38:56My father doesn't have a sister.
38:59What?
39:01I don't have an aunt, kid.
39:04Christ.
39:08Shitballs.
39:10Oh, shit. Fuck. Fuck.
39:15It's everybody's everywhere just with us.
39:22Fuck.
39:25Suta?
39:27What the hell are you doing?
39:28Let's get you out of here.
39:29But, Granny...
39:30Come on now.
39:31I'm so sorry.
39:32I was just trying to put a photograph into...
39:34Help me with this.
39:36I just...
39:37I just priced it open just a little bit.
39:39Just a crack.
39:40Just enough so I could...
39:42A photograph?
39:44We should leave.
39:46No.
39:48Wait.
39:49Wait!
39:53What's going on?
39:54I don't know.
39:56It was just a mistake.
40:01It's fine.
40:02You don't have to leave.
40:03Thanks, but it's a long drive, so...
40:06I have a cat.
40:09She hasn't managed her tea.
40:11I made a lemon drizzle cake.
40:13Well, we don't like lemon drizzle cake, so...
40:15Stay.
40:17Please.
40:19I won't take no for an answer.
40:21Sorry.
40:30It's open.
40:31It's open.
40:32Oh, my God.
40:33I'm going to be fine with you.
40:36The angel in my head.
40:39Oh, my God.
40:41What?
40:42What?
40:43Just go.
40:43Just go.
40:44Just go.
40:44Just start the car.
40:46Jesus Christ!
40:47What are we doing?
40:48What's going on?
40:50Just try.
40:51Go, go, go, go, go, go.
40:53Oh, this is metal.
40:54You don't even have a cat.
40:55That's true.
40:56Well, you like lemon drizzle cake.
40:58I have seen you eating lemon drizzle cake.
41:01That is not my favourite.
41:03If I had to break it's favourite, it would be Vanzel.
41:07Don't stop the beach.
41:09Can't stop it.
41:11Can't stop the beach.
41:11Can't stop the beach.
41:31fucking hell why is he following us
41:37it's not her what in the coffin it's not
41:40Greta what do you mean it's not Greta what do you mean what do I mean it's not her then
41:45who is it
41:46I don't know what did she learn to drive like this she's going to run the woman who sent us
41:55the email
41:55she doesn't exist what that's what the girl said
42:02fucking hell
42:10I still dream about that night sometimes I still dream about them
42:17because they were there
42:21we did everything together back then the four of us
42:27separate
42:27but inseparable
42:49I still dream about that
43:04Oh, my God.
43:29Oh
43:57Separate but inseparable
44:271
44:33Don't tell the people
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