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00:01Tonight on Wiseguy
00:02Nothing, nothing Vinny
00:06You've fallen in love with him haven't you?
00:08I begged you Susan, I begged you not to!
00:11I used to go home before Mel Prophet
00:13Now I haven't been there for a weekend in more than three months
00:15I want to be touched
00:18I want to be loved
00:21Terranova was the target
00:22I want to know why
00:24I want to know everything about him
00:27I have to blow his brains out!
00:43Come on, mam!
00:44Here we go about have a good day
00:44I had to do my best
00:44Here we go
00:50I'm in love
00:53She'll irgendwie
02:30Gio, this is a monumental waste of my talents.
02:33You're doing a good job, Aldo.
02:35Yeah, but I could be doing things for you.
02:36You're doing what I want you to do, Aldo.
02:43I was about to be a prince in Atlantic City.
02:46Well, now you're the Duke of Beef Wellington in downtown Vancouver, which I understand from Mahoney is a lot better
02:50than what waits for you in the States.
03:17I'm a sweet thing. How you doing?
03:20Hey, Aldo.
03:23Hey, don't you owe me something?
03:25Come by the stove. Give me a trade.
03:27I want a whole fillet this time. None of that watered-down crap.
03:30I want the best for you, babe.
03:31Help me.
03:33Okay.
03:33I want you to talk to me.
03:34I don't know.
04:16Please, do not put me on hold again.
04:18Not again.
04:19You are the emergency free clinic.
04:21Now, what about my problem?
04:23What does it look like?
04:25It looks like, like peanut butter.
04:33Come on!
04:37I'll use the phone, pal.
04:39I got business to take care of, right?
05:06I got business to take care of, right?
05:26Yeah, hello.
05:27Mac.
05:28Aldo.
05:29Yeah, listen, I found Vinnie Terranova.
05:32I didn't know you were looking for him.
05:34You're supposed to be hiding.
05:36He betrayed us.
05:37Let's take care of Vinnie, man.
05:39I can do something about him.
05:41I heard he slid on a bum arrest like failure to properly execute.
05:46Come on, Mac.
05:46Give me something to do up here.
05:47I want permission to do something.
05:49Don't ask me that.
05:51Things change.
05:53They busted our business.
05:56Judges I had his friends are indicted.
05:59Guys below me who were supposed to be taking care of things in case of an emergency are killing each
06:05other.
06:07Kidnapping each other's babies.
06:10The government froze all my accounts.
06:13The money I had hidden, I'm giving to lawyers who don't return my calls.
06:22You're talking to a ghost, Aldo.
06:25I got cancer.
06:28Mac.
06:31I'm sorry, I don't want your sympathy.
06:35I want you to learn.
06:37Why don't you learn?
06:38We had everything.
06:41It wasn't enough.
06:42We had to have more.
06:44Now we got nothing.
06:48Be smart, Aldo.
06:49Forget about Taranova.
06:51Try to live a life.
06:54Yeah, I guess you're right.
06:56Sorry that you're sick, Mac.
06:59Listen, Mac.
07:00Do me a favor.
07:00Get in touch with my family and let them know that I'm okay, right?
07:05Mac.
07:07Ain't you talk to your family?
07:09Fed's got everybody bugged.
07:10We only have one of those hidden phone lines like you got.
07:14Aldo, you know, these federal charges, they're a lot of pressure on us old guys.
07:21Now we know it goes with the territory and all like that.
07:25But when it happens and they're playing with a pat hand, well, it does funny things to your veins and
07:34arteries.
07:35Yeah, that's like why you're sick.
07:37Yeah, well, me and your father.
07:43He succumbed to the pressure, Aldo.
07:45He had a heart attack.
07:47He's dead, Aldo.
07:48I'm sorry.
07:49What?
07:50Two weeks ago.
07:52I thought you knew.
07:54My father.
07:56Listen, Aldo.
07:58You're going to have to start living your own life now.
08:01Just forget about the past.
08:03It drags you down.
08:05Forget it, okay?
08:08Yeah.
08:10Good.
08:13Goodbye, Aldo.
08:24Bang.
08:25Bang.
08:26Bang.
08:40Bang.
08:41Bang.
09:42I love this guy.
09:44Oh, you're killing me.
09:48Oh, God.
09:49Hey, you want to come to dinner?
09:51Are you buying?
09:52My buying?
09:53Yes, I'm buying when I'm going.
09:54Don't you make any money in these comedy clubs?
09:56Well, if you pay me tonight, I can buy my own food, you know?
09:59You're big.
10:00Oh, hey, Plank, my wife says it's like being on a bus.
10:03It's like being on a bus.
10:04I go 33,000 feet in there.
10:05I'm telling you, I'm dinging.
10:06Okay?
10:07I'm dinging.
10:07Ding, ding, I'm out of there.
10:13Well, there you are in a $900 a day suite at the George Sink.
10:18And here I am in the Naugahyde room at the Karl Marx Pavilion.
10:23Well, this is great.
10:28When I was undercover, it was pockmarked prostitutes.
10:34How you doing?
10:36Just a second.
10:41My aunt died in a rainstorm like this, you know?
10:44Washing her hair.
10:48Not for nothing, Vinnie.
10:53Get him out!
10:54Get him out!
10:54Get him out!
11:14Susan!
11:15Vinnie!
11:15Susan, don't go out there!
11:17Vinnie!
11:18Get back here!
11:19Don't go out there!
11:20Vinnie!
11:20Susan!
11:24Vinnie!
11:26Vinnie!
11:27Vinnie!
11:28Vinnie!
11:28Vinnie!
11:29Vinnie!
11:30No!
11:31No!
11:32No!
11:32Please stop, darling!
11:34Please, please, please!
11:34Get back to the boat!
11:35Take care of the guests!
11:38Vinnie!ted?
11:39Vinnie!
11:39Please! You've
11:42gone and
11:42done it, heavens. You've fallen in
11:45love with him, haven't you?
11:45I begged you, Susan, I begged you not to, but you've done it.
11:49I ought to blow his brains out.
12:00So what are we looking at?
12:02A case for gun control.
12:11This?
12:11Who is this? Get the hell out of here.
12:14Type it. We go into OR.
12:16It's okay. It's up.
12:17Doesn't matter. You won't notice.
12:28Hi. I'm Roger Lococo. I'm head of security for a profit.
12:33Can I come in?
12:34You're not going in there. I don't care whose security you're in charge of.
12:38Evidence disintegrates in milliseconds.
12:40Now, the sooner that room was given a forensic combing,
12:42the greater the likelihood of catching whoever it was
12:44who tried to assassinate Mr. Profit.
12:46You get off this floor immediately or you'll be arrested.
12:49I'll be back.
12:50You do that when a ranking detective is on scene.
12:54Yeah.
12:55Got it.
13:19I need a size nine.
13:21Never been out of the box.
13:22Never been touched.
13:23I also need two pair of black over-the-calf socks.
13:27I'm in a hurry.
13:28Please, don't open the box.
13:30I'll be right back.
13:32Give me 50 bucks for that duct tape.
13:3450 bucks for duct tape?
13:3550 bucks.
13:36Thanks.
13:52The head of Profit's private security has been bugging us about getting into the room.
13:56Is he still up there?
13:57I don't think so.
13:59Well, if he comes back, send him to me.
14:04Bye.
14:05We're doing a lot of private boxes.
14:06I'm sorry.
14:08Bye.
14:19Bye.
15:42Security guys here.
15:46You are Roger Lococo, head of security for Mel Profit?
15:51Bad night for you, eh?
15:53No kidding.
15:54Can I come in or what?
15:56Touch nothing?
15:58Agreed.
16:10Hey, you're standing in evidence.
16:12You know who my employer is?
16:14Yeah, he's the industrialist.
16:16Meaning he's very rich.
16:18He has more enemies than we care to count.
16:21What were you doing when all this happened?
16:23I was about five feet from the victim.
16:26He was one of Mr. Profit's bodyguards.
16:29Anything else?
16:30Like what?
16:32Like who did this so I can go home tonight?
16:35Hey, I'm not getting any sleep tonight either.
16:37My boss is very upset.
16:40So I heard.
16:56Come on, keep your hands off.
16:59Does he have to be here?
17:01Okay, you got to go.
17:07Can't you give me anything?
17:08I mean, my can's on the line about this.
17:11Yeah, I figured.
17:11Look, tell your boss we're investigating.
17:14Forensic will be getting back with us over the next few days.
17:16In the meantime, we'll give you what we can get, okay?
17:21How do you have a card?
17:24Yeah.
17:26Yeah.
17:28Tell me, what's it like working for a guy that rich?
17:32Today, it stinks.
17:35Can I use the toilet?
17:36No.
17:43Thanks.
18:35Frank, hang on a second.
18:38Man, I can't handle this schedule.
18:40With you and Vinnie on a three-hour time zone lag,
18:42I don't know if I'm coming or going.
18:44You're both late checking in.
18:45My nephew's three hours late.
18:47He's been shot.
18:49He's been in OR for five hours.
18:51And you're just phoning me now?
18:54What's the prognosis?
18:56Nobody's smiling.
18:59What can I do to support you?
19:02You can get our best forensics to back up the Canadians.
19:05I have a call under Chagrass.
19:07I wanted to meet me at B.C. Mercy Hospital,
19:09but he hasn't phoned back yet.
19:11You can follow that up.
19:12Yeah, I can do that.
19:14Damn it, Frank.
19:15I don't know if I can ride this out at the hardware store.
19:17You know what I'm saying?
19:19Uh, yeah.
19:21Mr. McPike?
19:23Uh, Uncle.
19:25I gotta go.
19:26I'll let you know as soon as I can.
19:29Lilla Warfield.
19:31I'm with State.
19:32Nice to meet you.
19:33Where's Chuck?
19:34Mr. Chagrass is on medical leave.
19:37What's wrong?
19:38I was just getting used to him.
19:40It's a chronic thing.
19:42Nose candy?
19:45It's a shame.
19:47Preliminary forensic findings are being rushed
19:49at the request of the embassy.
19:51This remains a little sticky,
19:52since our man is a citizen only,
19:54and requesting a rush tends to raise eyebrows.
19:57This Warfield, no offense.
19:59But I don't care what gets raised.
20:01And right now, Vince's cover couldn't mean less to me.
20:06A man among moles.
20:09How'd you last this long in the system?
20:29I want these windows bulletproofed.
20:32Mel, we should liquidate everything.
20:35Oh?
20:36Oh, and then what?
20:37You'd settle down and raise a little passel
20:40of stickball players?
20:46I'd wither away into a melancholy memory.
20:49Why can't we live normal, boring lives?
20:52We can do anything.
20:53Why can't we do that?
20:54What would we miss, huh?
21:00We would be defenseless.
21:03I will never forget what that's like.
21:10God, I feel like my skin is being stretched from the inside.
21:16Thousands of razor-teethed little mice
21:19are gnawing their way out of me!
21:22Let me get you something, Mel.
21:24I don't want a licks, sir.
21:27I want you.
21:30I want to know that I'm a part of you.
21:31We're locked together, complete.
21:33I want you to be really happy.
21:54Where's Roger?
21:56Roger.
21:57Roger.
21:58Roger.
21:59Roger.
21:59Roger.
22:00Roger.
22:15Damn it, Pococo, you scared the pants off me.
22:18Please, Herb, don't make me sick.
22:20What is it you want?
22:20I need a full spectral analysis ASAP.
22:23What's in here?
22:24Two size nine valleys and a rearview mirror from a Mercedes-Benz.
22:27Is this related?
22:27I need a breakout of all component material not inherent to the shoes, the duct tape, the black socks, the
22:33rearview mirror, and cardboard.
22:35I need to know what I'm standing in, Herb, and I need to know it now.
22:38And I need to know, is this related to the assassination attempt on Mel Profit?
22:42Ah, that was no assassination attempt on Mel Profit.
22:46Those bullets hit home.
22:48What makes you think that?
22:49You don't use a high-powered rifle and accidentally hit the same non-moving target twice.
22:57Terranova was the target.
22:59I want to know why.
23:01I want to know everything about him.
23:13It's like thunder, lightning.
23:16The way you thrill me is riding.
23:19I got it, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, on.
23:22What happened to your face?
23:23I don't want to lose a good thing.
23:43Uh, excuse me, doctors.
23:46Mr. Terranova.
23:48Well, uh, he lost a lot of blood.
23:51His heart stopped beating.
23:53Now, he is not out of the woods yet, but nothing vital was hit.
23:56See, when the heart pumps as much donor blood as the blood it produces, we can't say with any statistical
24:01certainty one way or the other.
24:04Go home and rest.
24:14Yeah, I'm turning these lines over to A.G.
24:20I don't know.
24:21Maybe a week.
24:22Maybe a week.
24:31I don't know.
25:36I love you, Mel. I love you.
25:40You want to go see him?
25:42Yes.
25:52My fallen warrior.
26:05What is it like so close to death?
26:09You have my sister's heart, and I would curse you if it were not for the abyss.
26:16When you look over, does it beckon?
26:26I believe that death is whatever you want it, whatever you want it to be.
26:36If you expect heaven or hell, you'll get it.
26:41I expect nothing.
26:45I pray for you to return from the edge.
27:01I can't live with my sister in love with an assumption.
27:14I need you back in all your primordial glory.
27:21I can't live with my sister.
27:49I can't live with my sister.
28:18Oh, I'm sorry.
28:27I can't stay awake, Willis.
28:43Yes, please.
28:44Could you send up some coffee?
28:47Would you like anything?
28:49Osbach-Geralt.
28:50Osbach-Geralt, German liqueur.
28:52Osbach-Geralt, German liqueur.
28:55Yes, sir, thank you.
28:59The preliminaries.
29:00Forensic, pathology, toxicology.
29:04The assailant is B-positive,
29:06typed from blood-stained broken glass,
29:07Mr. Prophet's security returned fire.
29:09The carpeting by the window shows a high concentration
29:11of dead animal fats and oils,
29:13mostly steer, but also goat, rabbit, and bison.
29:16Gum sugar, food dyes, red, yellow, green,
29:19and preservatives associated with candies.
29:21We have an assassin that travels with a refrigerator.
29:25You are exhausted, aren't you?
29:28Yes, ma'am.
29:29I'm exhausted.
29:30I'm spent.
29:36We are looking for a man...
29:38Relax.
29:39Relax.
29:41...who works in a butcher's store
29:43with at least a sideline specialty in exotic meats,
29:45and probably sells candies or is addicted to sweets.
29:51Three stores in this area fit the profile,
29:54and from the B.C. Health Department,
29:55I have a list of current employees.
29:59Look in the back.
30:07Hi.
30:12Will I have that?
30:13It's okay.
30:15Thanks.
30:17Twenty-five people.
30:19This is a list of probable suspects.
30:21Very astute.
30:24Let's go.
30:25We ought to be able to cover those by ourselves.
30:27Frank.
30:28Frank.
30:29It's after midnight.
30:33Well, I guess that keeps till morning.
30:36Would you like to try some of this?
30:40Yes.
30:47That's very nice.
30:48Sam.
30:59I don't think this is a good idea, Lilla.
31:02What do you mean?
31:04I just can't bear my soul to you.
31:23Sorry, Frank.
31:28Lilla.
31:29Lilla.
31:32Please don't take this as a personal thing.
31:37I used to go home before Mel Profitt.
31:39Now I haven't been there for a weekend
31:40in more than three months.
31:43I know the strain's beginning to show.
31:45I'm hurting in places I don't want to hurt.
31:49And Vince...
31:52Vince, you know...
31:55I stood right here buying a hamburger
31:57when he took it.
31:59and I looked out there
32:01and there he was
32:02in the blood and the pain.
32:11You know...
32:12I'd just been bitching
32:14about how lucky he had it.
32:27And my wife left me.
32:32I hadn't talked to her in a week.
32:34We kept missing each other.
32:37This morning I got a recording
32:38telling me that the phone
32:39had been disconnected
32:40at the customer's request.
32:43She put my dog in a kennel
32:44and took my kid to her mother's.
32:46Now you tell me
32:46where the hell that's at.
32:48My dog is 13 years old
32:50and he's gonna stay in a kennel
32:51till I get back
32:52or I exceed my credit card limit
32:54in which case
32:55I don't have any idea
32:56what happens to him.
32:57Now Vinnie's dying
32:58and she tells me
32:59I'm doing this to her.
33:01Actually her mother tells me
33:02because she won't talk to me.
33:04She says that if she were dying,
33:05I'd say go ahead
33:05and go on without me on
33:06because I have no idea
33:07why I'll be home.
33:10Here I am.
33:13Standing here in my nightie.
33:17Telling this
33:18to a practically
33:18absolute stranger.
33:25A very nice stranger.
33:30Because.
33:34Because Lilla.
33:35I want to be touched.
33:36I want to be loved.
33:40Because.
33:41Because I'm an ass.
33:47The road stinks, Frank.
33:50Life out of a suitcase
33:51is hollow and lonely.
33:54Yeah.
33:55It's as lonely
33:57as the grave out there, Frank.
33:59She'll feel that the minute
34:00she steps out to dinner
34:01without you
34:01she's probably feeling it
34:03right now.
34:07It's been a year for me, Frank.
34:10A year of fear
34:11and lonely nights.
34:14I'm dying to make love with you.
34:40Hey, Aldo.
34:41Hey, babe.
34:41How you doing?
34:42You make you happy, Aldo.
34:43Aldo's a happy man.
34:44Hey look, special rates, huh?
34:45Listen, I work in a meat market.
34:47No offense.
34:48You're a treat I can only afford once in a while.
34:50I told you.
34:50Hey look, I heard from that you're paying groceries, huh?
34:53Yeah.
34:54Look, I'm starving, Aldo.
34:56A week's worth of groceries.
34:57Please, I'll do anything for you.
34:59Anything?
35:00Yeah.
35:02Look, I got feel-good lotions and potions in my place.
35:06I'll have you speaking in tongues.
35:08Nobody will do you like me.
35:10You don't like Moscow.
35:12I've got you.
35:21Roger.
35:24Roger.
35:27No funny business, Roger.
35:28I have angina.
35:29You're so full of it, Herb.
35:39You know, you take advantage of your position.
35:41You use it to be cruel to me. That doesn't go unnoted, understand?
35:44You're a beautiful person, Herb.
35:46What have you got?
35:48Should be a piece of cake for you.
35:51You're looking for a butcher.
35:53What?
35:54It's in the report. Everything's in the report. Try reading.
35:56Your business is reading. My business is fulfillment.
36:00Save me some overtime, pal. What's the bottom line?
36:03Probability is the guy's working for one of three butcher shops in Vancouver.
36:07There's a list of 25 employees.
36:08Datanet highlighted the most likely by demographic definition
36:13to effectively use a long-range rifle at night.
36:16Four names.
36:17And current or most recent addresses.
36:23That it?
36:24One more thing.
36:27No more favors.
36:31Excuse me?
36:35I have my tricks, too.
36:39Step back and release it, Herb.
36:45Step back and release it!
36:57I don't like these little forays for Mel Profit.
37:00Hey, I'm putting myself at risk.
37:03And all you're doing is showing off.
37:05So what?
37:06Well, I don't like to be used.
37:08I especially don't like to be used by you!
37:13Why, that's the balance of life, Herb.
37:16The ebb and flow of the universe.
37:20You owe.
37:21I collect.
37:22To collect and collect.
37:24Well, end of the line on this debt.
37:26No more demands.
37:27This is the last favor you call in like this.
37:30I don't think so, Herb.
37:33I am the conductor on this train.
37:37I will say when the ride is over.
37:39I am the conductor.
37:40I am the conductor.
37:45I am the conductor.
37:51I am the conductor.
38:09I know you are here.
39:41Aldo Baglia, your time is up.
40:38Good morning.
40:54You move and you're dead.
40:56I dropped a ride.
41:00Turn around real slow.
41:02It's a little hard for me to do them both at the same time, Frank.
41:05Uncle.
41:10You're tall.
41:11I'm also losing my balance.
41:13Would you mind handing me my walking stick?
41:15And you feel secure enough to put the gun away?
41:23Why didn't you tell me you were coming out here?
41:25I covered all my bases before leaving.
41:27I didn't want to argue about it.
41:28I didn't need to be told there was nothing I could do.
41:30There's nothing you can do.
41:31I just said I didn't want to be told that.
41:40He's not looking too good, is he?
41:43He's going to be fine.
41:44Aren't you, man?
41:46Huh?
41:53It's your Uncle Mike.
41:56Uncle Mike.
41:57Nurse!
42:00He's awake.
42:01I'll call a doctor.
42:06Are you awake?
42:08Good.
42:16What are you doing here?
42:18They made an identification of a print taken in the hotel room.
42:22Come here.
42:23A man by the name of Aldo Baglia.
42:28Aldo.
42:29Which store is it?
42:30A federal shield has no authority here.
42:33I'm not going to have a policy argument with you.
42:36I will call the Justice Department.
42:38Arrange for extradition papers to be drawn up.
42:40And the Canadians will pick them up.
42:41Frank!
42:42You're going to end up in jail!
42:49Lady!
42:57Don't forget my groceries.
42:59Yeah.
43:01Sweetie this, babe.
43:14Man, you are this ugly.
43:28Sorry.
43:29Sorry.
43:30Dammit!
43:34Excuse me, sir.
43:36Does Mr. Aldo Redding work here?
43:37Who are you?
43:38I'm with the bank.
43:39Mr. Redding's applied for a loan.
43:41We're having a tough time tracing his line of credit.
43:43A loan?
43:43Has he lost his mind?
43:47There he is.
43:48Aldo!
43:49Aldo!
44:39Aldo!
44:47I know you're trying to kill Vince Terranova.
44:49What I don't know is why.
44:51Now you're going to tell me, right?
45:01Damn!
45:41What's the joke, Roger?
45:43Ah, you're the joke, Vince.
45:46Prophet's so depressed that he wasn't the target of an assassination that he's locked himself in his room and he
45:52won't come out.
45:55That's great.
45:56I guess that means I'll have to give this good luck charm back.
45:58Hey, that's no charm.
45:59That's magic.
46:01Prophet voodoo.
46:02Yeah.
46:03Yeah.
46:03I don't take it so lightly.
46:05The man has an IQ of over 200 and he prays the hat racks.
46:08You go figure it out.
46:09But don't think it's not real.
46:11I've seen him at Ritual lost in some blind zombie state.
46:14It's not a pretty sight.
46:17So what's with the teeth?
46:18Things are never what they seem, are they, Vince?
46:20Imagine Aldo Bagley is slipping in grease.
46:23Should have seen the look in his face as he went over to the side of the building.
46:27Life is full of surprises, isn't it, Vince?
46:30I bet you have a few surprises for me.
46:33I know I have a few surprises for you.
47:12I know I have a few surprises for you.
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