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00:01Tonight on Wiseguy
00:03How about getting up off your butt?
00:05I got a job for you.
00:07What the hell is a Roger Lococo?
00:08The guy's either a contract killer or the angel of death
00:11because everywhere he goes the coroner's working overtime.
00:14You ever kill a friend?
00:16Pleading for his life.
00:17No, why would I kill a friend?
00:19Why is not a question my employer likes to hear.
00:23Roger seems to think you're somebody we could use.
00:26I only go where I'm invited.
00:27Maybe you need a little test.
00:32Do you know what the hell is there?
00:35I don't know.
00:48No matter what the hell is he,
00:51I don't know what problem.
00:52No matter what the hell is,
00:55I'm not sure what the hell is being trusted.
00:56I'm not sure what the hell is.
00:56I mean, he's not a good friend.
00:57No matter what, he's not a bad guy.
00:58But you can make that one too,
00:58You can stay true because he's not the real queen.
00:58So he's not a good friend.
02:07There ain't no 1658 Ocean Road.
02:12Surprise.
02:14Oh, it's a joke.
02:16I get it.
02:17Well, I love it when one of my guys develops a sense of humor.
02:20Well, I'm on leave, Frank.
02:22Well, the RD thinks you've been wearing your head under your arm long enough.
02:25He says to me, Frank, he says, what are you running out there, a field program or an acapella boys
02:30choir?
02:31He says, get Terranova on his feet, get him on the old horse, get that boy to ride, Frank.
02:35So here I am, Vinnie.
02:37Great pair of brogans washed with seawater, my temper frayed.
02:41But I got to tell you, you don't want to ride.
02:42That's fine with me.
02:43I got a guy in Philadelphia who'd love to be put in your slot.
02:47I'm touched.
02:48I got a job for you.
02:52A small one.
03:00What the hell is a Roger Lococo?
03:02That's a good question.
03:04Some kind of independent operator.
03:06Intelligence says he works for himself.
03:08Independent operator?
03:09We're organized crime.
03:10Let the local bulls take this guy.
03:12What local?
03:13The guy's all over the place.
03:15Miami, Jacksonville, Atlanta, a couple times in the Windy City, New York, Vegas.
03:20And the guy's either a contract killer or the angel of death,
03:22because everywhere he goes, the coroner's working overtime.
03:25Contract killer?
03:27Intelligence doesn't think he's on anybody's particular payroll,
03:30because all the stiffs are in different lines of work.
03:32What am I supposed to do, Frank?
03:34Hang out in a busy airport with his picture and hope he strolls through with a violin case?
03:38Well, now that's a sharp idea.
03:39No, Vinny, I want you on the four o'clock plane to Stockton, California,
03:44where you're going to check into the Delta Marina Hotel.
03:47And we got a contact there named Kenneth Sasusha, a local fed.
03:50He made the guy and phoned it in.
03:53So you're giving me a jump ball that nobody else wants to take?
03:56Yeah, well, old Frank has a sense of humor, too, Vinny.
04:03Come on.
04:04Let's ride, Vinny.
04:06Let's ride.
04:29Oh, damn, my watch is broken.
04:31It says 725.
04:32Uh, it's almost 840.
04:35Oh, my watch, it's broke.
04:37It says 725.
04:41Are you Kenneth Sasusha?
04:43No.
04:46How you doing, Kenny?
04:47I'm Vince Taranova.
04:49That thing with the watch is a password.
04:51I'm sorry.
04:52I didn't get briefed on the new codes.
04:53I just got off vacation, okay?
04:55Okay, listen now.
04:57I say my watch is broken.
04:58It says 725.
04:59Now, you're supposed to add the number of the day of the month.
05:02So it's the 30th.
05:03So you're supposed to say it's 755.
05:05You see, though?
05:05Then I can talk to you.
05:08Uh, it's 755.
05:10Hi, there.
05:11Kenneth Sasusha?
05:13Now, come on.
05:13This guy is at the bar at the Delta Marina Hotel.
05:15He usually finds a lady, then disappears by night.
05:19We better hurry if it's already 755.
05:22Well, let's go.
05:24So that's him, huh?
05:25Yeah, a real mozik, ain't he?
05:28The RD says all these guys put on their pants one leg at a time.
05:32It's the only thought that keeps me going.
05:34What's your ID's name?
05:36Clayton Bartholomew, a real jerkola.
05:39Give him the left lane if you see him coming.
05:40So, uh, how are you going to set him up, huh?
05:43He doesn't belong here.
05:45He looks bored.
05:46He's hitting on semi-pros.
05:48I think he needs a buddy.
05:51I'm going to apply for the job.
05:53Well, how are you going to do that?
05:55Well, all the guys he supposedly scagged were hit from short range with porcelain caps,
05:59so I assume that he likes specialized weaponry.
06:01We'll start with a mutual interest and work out from there.
06:04We'll do a show for him tomorrow.
06:06See what happens.
06:07Ooh, your goyim is so decisive.
06:10Yeah, well, it's a goyim trait.
06:11You don't like being great bowlers.
06:13Look, I am.
06:20Showtime.
06:21Yeah.
06:26Yo, Bloody Mary.
06:29Yo, Bloody Mary.
06:53Mr. Terranova.
06:55No.
06:57Get lost.
06:58I'm over here.
06:59Sorry.
07:01Hi, I'm Mr. Cataza from KNG.
07:04I'm terribly sorry I'm late, sir, but the traffic was horrendous,
07:07and I had to open the store before it came up.
07:08Yeah, yeah, let's cut the chit-chat, shall we?
07:10Do you got the brochures or what?
07:12Do you think it's all right to do this here, sir?
07:14I mean, it would be much better if we were at the store.
07:16Why?
07:17I know what I want.
07:18Now, let's get going.
07:19What do you got?
07:20All right.
07:22Now, from what you talked about,
07:23I think a good choice would be the S&W Airway Bodyguard Model,
07:2738 caliber, 14 and a half ounces,
07:29click sight adjustable for windage,
07:31at $227 in blue steel.
07:33I don't want a 14-ounce gun.
07:35I'm not going to be carrying around in a purse.
07:37Well, you mentioned something you wanted to conceal, sir.
07:38And, of course, you must have a permit.
07:40I told you what I wanted.
07:41I want a K-38 combat masterpiece with a three-inch barrel
07:44or a .357 combat magnum in stainless steel
07:47with a two-and-a-half inch.
07:49Now, if you got that, fine.
07:50Now, what is this?
07:51What the hell is this?
07:52Well, I thought perhaps, sir, an automatic.
07:54You have a wonderful collection.
07:55Now, here's the Sterling Automatic Model 3008.
07:58What am I going to do with an automatic?
07:59Well, it does have a nine-shot capability, sir.
08:01Yeah, well, if you can't get them with the first three shots,
08:02you should know how to have it in the first place.
08:04Well, we don't have the two models you mentioned in stocks,
08:07but I could call Bakersfield.
08:09I'll get it somewhere else.
08:10Forget it. Go on. Get out of here.
08:12Well, I'm sorry, sir, that we couldn't be able to help.
08:13Yeah, go on. Beat it, will you?
08:14Yes, sir. Bye-bye.
08:23You know your guns.
08:25Now, you believe this guy tried to sell me a hooker's gun?
08:28You ever try a Heckler and Koch P-13
08:30with a squeeze cocking mechanism?
08:33Yeah, it's a good piece.
08:34It's got, what, uh, 13 in the clip, right?
08:36Right.
08:37I got one upstairs.
08:39Doesn't jam.
08:40Good automatic.
08:42Man, this is a nothing town, ain't it?
08:45Everything's polyester and plaid socks.
08:47It bothers you, huh?
08:48You like more, uh, sophisticated action.
08:51Yeah, well, you know,
08:52I like it when the girls don't spit their olive pits in the ashtray.
08:56Is this the best hangout around here or what?
08:58You're looking at it, Buckwheat.
09:00That bar over there is about as good as it gets.
09:04Wow.
09:05Me stuck here till Tuesday.
09:09Where you from?
09:11Don't usually say.
09:13What about you?
09:13You live around here?
09:14I live in Drop Dead, Kansas.
09:18Guess we're a couple of pretty closed-up guys, aren't we?
09:21Yep.
09:29What do you do for a living, Buckwheat?
09:32I jaywalk and throw rocks at cars.
09:35Eh, you don't have to tell me.
09:37It's just that you're sitting around here trying to buy artillery.
09:40Kind of got my interest up.
09:42What do you do?
09:45I sell peace and tranquility at reasonable rates
09:48to deserving clientele.
09:52You hit them over the head and push them in the river
09:54or you just dig a hole and plant them there with a bag of lye?
10:01You're kind of a smart-mouthed guy.
10:04Maybe I don't like you so much anymore.
10:06Maybe you ought to get out of my sight
10:07before I get mad and damage you some.
10:09Oh, I get it.
10:11We got to play this by your rules.
10:13You get to glom all the pretty married ladies
10:15and ask me a lot of questions,
10:16but when it comes to you, we got a different story, huh?
10:22You're a player, right?
10:25Whatever.
10:27Make me believe.
10:30All right.
10:31What the hell, it's in all the Eastern papers anyway.
10:37Here.
10:41You in here somewhere?
10:42Yeah, right down here.
10:43Vince Terranova.
10:45Arrested after Steelgrave's death,
10:47was said to be one of Steelgrave's close associates.
10:50DA did not disclose whether the indictment would include Terranova,
10:54a reputed trigger man, an underworld enforcer.
10:58Now, what was that again?
11:00You were going to damage me or something?
11:02How'd that go again?
11:03Big shooter from Jersey.
11:05You got any real cojones?
11:08Meet me in front of the hotel at 7.30.
11:11Wear something dark and rubber-soled shoes.
11:14What are you kidding me?
11:15What are we going to do, rob a market?
11:18You show up, you won't be sorry.
11:21If you don't show up, well,
11:23at least then we know what you're made of, Buckwheat.
11:39So, here I am.
11:46Mind telling me what we're doing?
11:48Told you, I got some action lined up.
11:52Heavy hitter like you ought to really enjoy that.
12:14You thought there was too much polyester and plaid.
12:17Get a load of that.
12:19What is this?
12:20Now, if I have to tell you that I'm with the wrong guy.
12:24Finland, they don't speak a word of English.
12:26You wanted some action, Buckwheat?
12:29Let's see if we're up to it.
12:38Sailor Hardware, good morning.
12:39It's Mike Terranova speaking.
12:41Agent 4587, date code, Stockton Star, calendar section.
12:45Time steals bookings.
12:46How's it going, Vinny?
12:48Did you meet Godzilla yet?
12:49Yeah.
12:50Roger Lococo's definitely got the right name.
12:53I'm playing a toe-to-toe with him to try to draw him out,
12:55but he doesn't let much slip.
12:57I found out he's not an independent operator.
12:59He works for one guy, and whoever he is,
13:01he's not from the farm leagues.
13:03His boss sends him blondes from Finland
13:05while he's between assignments.
13:06Anything else?
13:07Yeah.
13:08Tell McPike that Kenny Sasusha
13:10from the local OCB office is a good hand.
13:12I'll report through him,
13:13but McPike ought to get up here.
13:15Let me know, will you?
13:16I may start rolling fast.
13:17I got it.
13:18Take care, Vinny.
13:19Yeah, right.
13:23You eating?
13:24No, I don't think so.
13:26I still got an anchovy doing half gainers in my stomach.
13:29Yeah, I should have skipped that pizza at 2 a.m.
13:32Morning, girls.
13:32How are you?
13:36I don't know what they're saying,
13:37but it still sounds friendly.
13:39Check her out.
13:40She's new.
13:41Just got in this morning.
13:43Hey, Roger, I think we've got an abundance of riches as it is.
13:46You know what I mean?
13:48I move fast and bore easy.
13:50What are you doing this morning?
13:51I figured I'd take a run up to Bakersfield,
13:53see, and get a new piece of iron.
13:55Other than that, nothing.
13:56Come on.
13:57I want to show you something.
13:59Girls.
14:00Here.
14:03Stick around.
14:05Don't go anywhere.
14:06No vamoose.
14:08Stay here, huh?
14:12Sue's got a great sense of humor
14:13sending me three crowd whores that don't speak English.
14:16Not much.
14:17Come on.
14:18Let's go.
14:26So who's Sue?
14:28Huh?
14:29Sue.
14:30She said Sue had a great sense of humor
14:32for sending you to girls.
14:33You don't have to send her a thank you note,
14:35so forget it.
14:39Where are we going?
14:41You like weaponry.
14:44I thought I'd show you a little something
14:45I designed myself.
15:03How the fuck?
15:29I thought I'd show you a little something I'm doing.
15:43Got a rewired, Buckwheat?
15:44Yeah, fixed good.
15:46She's still right, kind of rough, but Sue say you like that,
15:49so I don't put the soft shocks up there, yeah?
15:52You got it, Kurt.
15:56Doesn't look like much, does she?
15:57No, Roger, it's pretty sad.
16:01Stay right here.
16:02For what?
16:05For this.
16:08Come on, you gotta be kidding me with this piece of junk.
16:10Tickles your funny bone, does it?
16:25Still think it's funny, Buckwheat?
16:27What do you got in this thing?
16:2850 caliber traces.
16:39Armored piercing 20 millimeter Gatlin gun.
16:42I designed it myself.
16:43This thing gets going, it bucks the rear end so bad,
16:46I chirp rubber off the tire at 50 miles an hour.
16:48Let me ask you something.
16:50What do you use this for?
16:52Weddings, birthday parties, special occasions.
16:54Come on, get in.
16:55Let's have some fun.
17:02Let's have some fun.
17:03Let's have some fun.
17:03Let's have some fun.
17:04Let's have some fun.
17:05Let's have some fun.
17:07Let's have some fun.
17:09Let's have some fun.
17:11Let's have some fun.
17:12Let's have some fun.
17:17Let's have some fun.
17:32Let's just say we did my friend a favor.
17:35As we're leaving the scene of the encounter,
17:37we got a couple of bogeys firing us from that old plane there.
17:41Okay, let's see.
17:53It takes a little time to coordinate it with a little practice.
17:57Anybody gets nosy, we use the Lococo special in the rear.
18:00We take out his grill, his block, his intestines,
18:03everything all the way back to the spare tire.
18:17It works great, Buckwheat.
18:19Send it on up to the kids.
18:20Yeah, okay.
18:22What the hell's going on here, Roger?
18:24Who are these people you work for?
18:26They're very smart and they're very dedicated.
18:30You think Sonny Steelgrave was something?
18:33He's so little my employer wouldn't stop to pick up his action.
18:36It would cost him money to mess with it.
18:38How do I get involved?
18:40Depends on how deep your well is.
18:42A lot of guys can put a few caps into some hood
18:44with his hand in the drawer.
18:45What we do requires a little thinking.
18:48What do I got to do, take an IQ test?
18:51You don't have to take a test.
18:53You need to take tests.
18:55I'll tell you what I'll do.
18:57I'm not making any promises because it's not in my hands,
19:00but if you want to work a little,
19:02maybe on a freelance basis under my direct supervision,
19:05I'll pass it by them.
19:06If they like you and your knees don't buckle
19:09while they check you out, who knows?
19:11All right.
19:14Vinny.
19:14What?
19:18You ever kill anybody?
19:21Yeah.
19:24You ever kill a friend?
19:27A friend who's looking at you,
19:29pleading for his life?
19:31Why would I kill a friend?
19:33Why?
19:34It's not a question my employer likes to hear.
19:36You start asking why he turned you into a sack of vegetables.
19:40You still want to play, Buckwheat?
19:43Yeah.
19:44I still want to play.
19:46Okay, then.
19:49I'm going to invite you to a party.
19:52Dress up.
19:53It's at 8 o'clock tonight.
20:12Frank, it's all clear.
20:14Let's go.
20:17Let's go.
20:29Vinny, this is Clayton Bartholomew.
20:32He's the RD for Central California.
20:34How are you doing?
20:35All right.
20:36So what do you got?
20:37There's a piece of property exactly 20 miles up Shenandoah Road from the freeway.
20:42It's got to be at least 40 fenced acres.
20:44It's off a dirt road.
20:45I want to know who owns it.
20:46It looks like they've been training soldiers up there.
20:48They got obstacle courses, troop transports, a lot of very unfriendly signs.
20:53What else?
20:54Somebody named Sue, but I don't have a last name.
20:56He had some Rambo car.
20:58Maybe send it up to the kids, whoever they are.
21:00Rambo car?
21:02Yeah, it's tricked out T-Bird.
21:03It's got more ordnance than an F-16.
21:05You're kidding.
21:07Go on.
21:08They said he might take me on as a freelancer if I get by some people, but he was real
21:12vague.
21:13What else?
21:14That's it.
21:15That's it?
21:16He said this actually makes Sonny Steelgraves look like, uh...
21:19Bubkus?
21:20Yeah, right.
21:21Bubkus.
21:22Anyway, it's just an instinct right now, but I really feel like I'm into something.
21:26Here.
21:28Here's a license plate of the carry-all that they keep the 78T-Bird on.
21:33They truck it around.
21:34It left just before we did.
21:35I don't know where it's going, but if the CHP could find it, it might be a good idea to
21:38tail it.
21:40I don't think you should let me out of your sight, Frank.
21:44I've got a feeling I might disappear and not come back.
21:47This is ridiculous.
21:49I'm sure if something were going on here in my bailiwick, I'd know it.
21:55I can't leave Kenny aside of this any longer.
21:57Frank, there's one other thing I didn't mention.
21:59Those girls, they were either German or Finnish, I don't know which.
22:02And the guy that worked on the car was German, he's Gert something.
22:05And I know they're training men up here, I'm sure of that.
22:08You know, I hate to say it, Frank, but what we may have here is...
22:12Nazis?
22:13Nazis?
22:15Well, that's a neat wrinkle.
22:17Yeah, I read the Bureau Priority Memo on the American Nazi Party.
22:21The director seems very concerned.
22:57Boy, I hope Dr. Mengele ain't involved, that guy really scares me.
23:01Yeah?
23:02Well, we could use the help.
23:03I need somebody to follow me.
23:05You can't stay here, I need Kenny.
23:07Guys like Bartholomew love it when you throw in a few Nazis.
23:09All right, we put a tail on you, you stay in touch.
23:15You're going to need this.
23:28Benny.
23:29How have you been? I went up to your room looking for you.
23:32I had to get ice, the machine on my floor busted.
23:34Yeah, time's changed, we've got to go to the party now. Come on.
23:37I've got to get my coat.
23:37You don't need anything. Let's go.
23:40I already got ice.
23:50This is X-Ray 6.
23:51Turn around, fellas. They're headed east on Sycamore.
23:54What's going on? We just left them.
23:55And this traffic is going to make me.
23:57We need two tail vehicles, capisce?
23:59All right, let's go.
24:20Where are we going?
24:21You ask too many questions, Buckwheat.
24:24Come on, let's just get out of here.
24:25No, he's going to land up on you.
24:27Oh, yeah, no, no.
24:31You're going to come.
24:31What's going on?
24:54I don't think you should let me out of your sight, Frank.
24:57I've got a feeling I might disappear and not come back.
25:07If it's Nazis, I think it's definitely an OCB case.
25:11As R.D. at the principal point of discovery, I want to handle it.
25:17I'm very firm on that.
25:19It's my, so to speak, ball of wax.
25:22It's not Nazis.
25:24Kenny made the original computer hook on Lococo.
25:26Kenny is my, I repeat, my field agent.
25:30I don't see why Washington is sending agency people out here.
25:33That's always like that.
25:34They can't take a joke.
25:35And that's another thing.
25:36I'm getting very, very tired of your dry, biscuit humor, mister.
25:42I don't think I have to remind you that I'm a regional director.
25:46Regional directors outrank field supervisors in my neck of the woods.
25:50Muzzletop.
25:52I'm Charles Chagrass, CIA director of Western Hemisphere Covert Operations.
25:57You're McPike?
25:58Most of my life.
25:59I was Batman in the third grade, but that seems to have passed.
26:03You're Bartholomew?
26:05Yes, R.D. for the OCB.
26:06This is my field agent, Soushian.
26:08Aye, dear.
26:09Okay.
26:09Now, OCB already has an agent in place.
26:12But the air traffic controllers tell us that the plane is passing through Canadian airspace.
26:15That makes this a CIA operation.
26:17I just want to make sure that we all know who's on first and who's in the dugout.
26:20You know, boys, I don't play much ball.
26:23But it seems to me my agent's on point.
26:25Therefore, he's my responsibility.
26:27I want to do all I can to reclaim him and to protect him.
26:30Perhaps you haven't been reading your interdepartmental bulletins of late.
26:33CIA is superseding FBI in a lot of semi-described areas, including drug-related crimes, political terrorism,
26:40crimes deemed to have generated in but not limited to the U.S.
26:42Do-da-do-da-day.
26:44Are you getting smart with me, mister?
26:45Yeah, mister.
26:47I'm getting smart with you.
26:49You roll in here looking like an ad for genetic research and tell me you're in charge of my man.
26:53I don't report to you.
26:54I'm in the FBI.
26:55Now, I will cooperate informationally.
26:58But I am in charge of Vince till my superiors tell me otherwise.
27:02Now, you want to try and change it upstairs, you go ahead.
27:04You make your phone call.
27:05We'll certainly call in qualified jurisdiction.
27:08Oh, good.
27:09I feel better already.
27:10In the meantime, we're going to have to struggle along together.
27:13Now, we're bringing in a specialist on the Nazi party.
27:15There are no Nazis.
27:16It was a joke.
27:17Germans.
27:18Training exercises.
27:20Property that belongs to an international cartel.
27:23No, sir.
27:24No joke there.
27:25It was a joke.
27:27Nazis are not whacking mobsters and drug dealers.
27:31Lococo is working for a non-political.
27:34Now, can we get moving on this and stir up some interest at the border?
27:38I think as R.D. at the principal point of discovery, I'm in charge.
27:42I want that on the record.
27:46I want that clearly understood.
27:48I want that on the record.
28:41How are you doing, Rog?
28:42Doing good, Buckwheat.
28:45Koji, this is Vince Terranova.
28:47He kills people for the bent noses in Joy-Z.
28:49Hello, Vinny.
28:50We're Mr. Prophet's security.
28:52You packing any heat?
28:53Nope.
28:54With my six guns in my saddle.
28:56Mind if Koji goes through you?
28:57Just a precaution.
28:58Yeah, sure, go ahead.
29:07Squeaky clean.
29:08We'll get wasted.
29:14Woof!
29:16Woof!
29:23Woof!
29:34Woof!
30:04Excuse me.
30:05Have you seen Sue?
30:06Talking about Susie Proffitt, Sugar?
30:08Yeah, right, Susie Proffitt. You've seen her around.
30:10Look for Mel. Little Susie is usually not far away.
30:13Who's Mel?
30:14Where are you from? The moon?
30:15Come on, Sugar, get with it.
30:17Yeah, I'm sorry. I got some bad shrimp. It slowed me down a little bit.
30:21Listen, who are all these people here? What's going on?
30:25They're players, Sugar.
30:27We're all players in the Proffitt School of High Income and Hard Knocks.
30:30We live fast, burn out early, and die young with nice dance.
30:36Are you all right?
30:37They got some little dishes of cocaine on the dessert table.
30:41Probably shouldn't mix it with the sauce.
30:45I think we're all going to go to hell for this one, Sugar.
30:49All go to hell.
30:51Yeah, well, excuse me.
31:05One, two, three, four, five.
31:10Oh, yeah.
31:27excuse me there bud you seen mel around is he aboard i thought he left my helicopter a couple
31:32of hours ago which smell we're talking about the mel oh how about susan profit you see her
31:41if mel left little sister left with him who invited you are you a friend of the prophets
31:46i came with roger lococo what's it to you perhaps you should be talking to staff
31:53something wrong mr this gentleman seems to be lost i thought perhaps you could get him what
31:57he's looking for hey there's mr prophet
32:04mel's back you know mr prophet keep saying i came with roger lococo i should
32:10have had a tattoo on my arm but i didn't have time
32:31do i know you
32:34we can always hope i'm susan prophet i understand you were asking about me
32:40oh yeah how you doing i'm uh vinnie taranova i'm a friend of roger's yeah roger's always picking
32:48up strays it's one of his most annoying habits well i can forgive him just about anything except
32:54for marcos over here we're not hitting it off too good i don't know what it is but we're not
33:01physically attracted
33:04esperate afuera marcos hey go ahead
33:13roger spoke to me about you last night by phone
33:16i had our security people do a background check
33:19things didn't work out too well for sonny steelgrave and for a guy who was supposed to
33:23be keeping him healthy i think he had a spectacular failure
33:27yeah we had to be there sonny lived for danger in the end the feds had to take him
33:35we were driving straight for a brick wall
33:39sonny never once took his foot off the gas
33:41how do you know we aren't exactly the same
33:44i think this is bigger
33:48and if it is bigger it's probably smarter
33:53maybe it's just luckier
33:55no i don't believe in luck
33:58i make it and i take it
34:00but i don't stand around and wait for it
34:04roger seems to think you're somebody we could use
34:07good
34:08it's very hard to impress roger
34:11and you haven't even heard me sing yet
34:14i do most my singing in the shower
34:17where do you do yours
34:21pick a spot
34:24you close pretty fast
34:26i only go where i'm invited susan
34:37maybe you need a little test
34:39something not too hard
34:40and not too easy
34:42i'll ask my brother what he thinks
35:07i don't like it
35:08you're asking more questions than art link letter
35:10curious
35:12well get uncurious
35:13you stay curious you disappear
35:14you got it fuckweed
35:17nope
35:19what's this
35:19h and k 13
35:22for what
35:23gotta go to work
35:48what's going on here roger
35:51is that too much to ask
35:56if you want a set of fast reflexes with no questions
35:59maybe i'm not your boy
36:02i don't know what it's like for you
36:03but i like to do some of my own thinking occasionally
36:10okay buckwheat
36:11fair enough
36:14we're gonna handle a little security problem
36:17i'm gonna dispense some peace and tranquility
36:21mr profit has an associate who handles our import problems here in canada
36:25he helps to get marijuana and tie sticks down to our people in northern u.s distribution points
36:31it's a two million dollar a day hustle not much of an operation but this associate got careless
36:36the mounting's picked him up and we're afraid he's gonna turn over on some people
36:41since when is two million dollars a day not much of an operation
36:44mr profit's worldwide operation is 20 times that
36:48what
36:50forty million dollars a day in marijuana
36:52you have to have a farm the size of delaware for that
36:55who said that it was weed
36:56we're in the international contraband market
37:00worldwide
37:02we sell things to people who can't get them through any other channels
37:06guns drugs women
37:09power
37:11the grease that makes the world such a great place to be
37:14and you're telling me that mel prophet is the boss
37:19no buckwheat mel prophet is god
37:23where he walks the ground shakes
37:25make him happy you get wealthy overnight
37:28cross him the ground opens up and swallows you
37:32and that's where you come in
37:34we all got our place in line
37:41yeah
37:43yeah
37:46yeah
37:47yeah
37:49okay
37:56if you're good
37:58after we rescue him
38:01maybe i'll let you kill him
38:08that makes mr profit happy
38:10he gets happy starts passing around cash
38:14laundered cash buckwheat
38:15stacks of it
38:17ten thousand dollar bank bands
38:18never even counts it
38:19just passes it out like candy
38:21all you gotta do is pull a guy's drapes over here
38:24blow up a house of poachers over there
38:26stuff i did in the nam for
38:28four hundred and sixty five bucks a month
38:40let's go
38:56according to our tip there are four guys in there with him
38:58they feed him at nine sharp
39:00two guys go into the back of the house to get his food
39:03the other two are in the den on the left side off the entry hall
39:07we go in grab him waste anybody who tries to stop us
39:12that house doesn't look that easy to break into
39:14i'll get us in
39:16all you gotta do is cover me while i post vanko out
39:19this vanko's a dope distributor right
39:21the yugoslavian drugstore you got the guilt he got the melt
39:25only he got himself a case of terminal dumbness
39:28he started talking to cops
39:29how you plan on getting through that door
39:31it looks like it's made out of solid oak
39:33you got a short memory buckwheat
39:35you got a short memory
39:53this cover me
40:00walker come on we're taking your home
40:22Get it out of here!
40:23I'm hit, Andy.
40:37Where did it come from?
40:39Damn!
41:06I'm not gonna make it.
41:06Give me the wheel!
41:14I'm not gonna make it.
41:18I'm not gonna make it.
41:37You all right?
41:38Frank, we gotta get this guy to a hospital.
41:40He took a bullet and he's out cold.
41:42All in good time.
41:43If he dies, he's just paying the price of a life of crime.
41:45Frank, I need him alive so he can vouch for me.
41:47Look, I'll handle this with the RCMP.
41:49Zvanka can give us this whole operation.
41:51Why don't you guys take off?
41:52I'll write up the field report and put you in for a citation.
41:55Frank, who is this moron?
41:57He's one of the guys we've been reading about.
41:59He's a frontliner in the CIA.
42:00Agent Segras, Agent Terranova.
42:02CIA?
42:03It might have escaped your notice, but we're in a foreign country.
42:05That makes this a joint CIA-Canadian operation.
42:10All right, let's get him to the hospital, see what you got.
42:12Yeah.
42:23You're gonna make it, Mr. Lococo.
42:25However, it wouldn't have happened if Mr. Terranova hadn't gotten you here in time.
42:28You wanna give us a minute, Doc?
42:31That dressing will have to be changed frequently.
42:34I think by Sunday night you can be-
42:35Doc, are you deaf or what?
42:37Get out.
42:46Tell me a story, Buckwheat.
42:48I got us out of there.
42:50Called some friends in Chicago.
42:52They gave me Dr. Ackerman's name.
42:54He's being paid well.
42:56You know, you've been out for three days.
42:58It's Wednesday.
42:59Yeah.
43:00What happened to Zeke?
43:02Zeke?
43:03Zvonko, what happened to him?
43:05What?
43:05I told you I got us out of there.
43:08You were unconscious.
43:09I took him out in the brush and I whacked him.
43:11You did, huh?
43:12Yeah, that was the job, wasn't it?
43:14I was supposed to debrief him.
43:16Find out which guys he compromised so they could take off before the indictments came down.
43:21Yeah, well, you never got around to telling me that.
43:26Maybe in the future you ought to loosen up a little bit.
43:28You killed him.
43:31That's the story, right?
43:32That's right, Buckwheat.
43:34He's on the ark.
43:38I want to see the body.
43:40I'm not sure I can remember where I buried it.
43:42I want to see his face.
43:43I want to count the maggots.
43:46Get me out of here.
43:47Well, Dr. Ackerman says you can't leave till Sunday.
43:49Dr. Heckler and Dr. Koch say we do it right now.
43:56Okay.
44:10Looking a little peaked there, Roger.
44:26Face.
44:27I want to see his face.
44:29He's in there with ten quarts of nitric acid.
44:32There is no face.
44:37A little gangland vanishing cream, huh, Buckwheat?
44:42How do I know who this is?
44:45All right, just relax.
45:08The Polish peace metal, whatever the hell it was, he was wearing.
45:19Now, you want to take him out for a drink or you want to cover him up?
45:29Cover him up.
45:45Well, looks like he went for it.
45:47One cadaver, courtesy of the Ottawa Medical School, did the trick.
45:50Let's get out of here.
46:04My brother would like you to join us in a salon for dinner.
46:10I think that's a very good sign.
46:14Must be on a lucky streak.
46:16No, you don't believe in luck.
46:18You make it, you take it, but you don't stand around and wait for it.
46:22Is that the way it went?
46:25Yeah, that's pretty much it, yeah.
46:26Well, you made yourself some luck, Vinnie.
46:29My brother's interested in you.
46:32A new world's about to open up.
46:34A world of wealth, power, and pleasure.
46:42And I'm here to help you find the way.
46:56A world of wealth.
46:58A world of wealth.
47:14You told me, you don't see anything.
47:16All right.
47:23The world's about to open up.
47:25Thank you for listening.
47:55Thank you for listening.
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