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00:03All right.
00:30I can't stop with this kryptonite.
00:34Dirty girls won't listen to the ticking clock.
00:38Oh, no.
00:40Ooh, I think they know you.
00:44But I'm no better.
00:47You're a superhuman.
00:49Ooh, you're so super queer.
00:52You make me feel so superhuman.
00:56Bring it in.
00:57Ooh, you're a superhuman.
01:01You're so super queer.
01:04You make me feel so good and make my body fly.
01:10Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:21You're playing, baby.
01:24Where you calling from?
01:26Rainbow flags and glitter bombs.
01:29Load up guns and ready point that big, big clock.
01:34Oh, no.
01:38Ooh, they think they know you.
01:41Yeah, and I know you.
01:42Ooh, they think they know you.
01:43But I know you.
01:45You're a superhuman.
01:47Oh, you're so super queer.
01:50Yeah.
01:51You make me feel so superhuman.
01:54Hit me pale.
01:56Ooh, you're a superhuman.
01:59Oh, I'm so super queer.
02:02Yeah.
02:03You make me feel so good and make my body fly.
02:07Oh, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi
02:19Mm, mm
02:40Does this look okay?
02:41I didn't want to underdress but not try too hard as well.
02:44Adam, she's not going to care what you wear.
02:47She just wants you for your creativity.
02:50This has truly been the highlight of my career.
02:52Can I just say thank you one more time?
02:54Please, please don't.
02:56You were like seven text messages this morning.
02:59That was enough.
03:01Well, if you ever need anyone to look after your cat while you're away or water your
03:05plants, I'm your man.
03:08I will gladly accept that offer.
03:11I'm glad to.
03:12But I should really get going.
03:14Oh, Adam.
03:16Good luck.
03:19And let me know how it goes.
03:21Thanks, Lex.
03:22Will do.
03:41Oh, sorry, bud.
03:43Yeah, because there's not enough path in this empty park.
03:46I'm in my own world.
03:47Yeah.
03:48Sorry.
03:51Hey, I think I know you from somewhere.
03:56Oh, that wasn't me.
03:57Well, it was, but it was nothing.
03:59A one time thing.
04:00I think you went to school with my sister.
04:04Oh, okay.
04:06What's your sister's name?
04:09Doesn't matter anymore.
04:11Wait, wait, why not?
04:15Okay, that wasn't weird at all.
04:24Holy fuck.
04:33And yesterday's post got a million likes.
04:36And Chris Olsen and Meghan Trainor just did our viral dance trend.
04:38So it's looking really good.
04:40I'm feeling ready now.
04:42So if we could make this happen within like the next 20 minutes,
04:46I won't be late for my afternoon after brunch now.
04:50You know how moody I get if I miss that.
04:52I hear you.
04:53I see you.
04:54Just give me a moment.
04:55I'll try and call him again.
04:57No need.
04:59Adam.
05:01So glad you made it.
05:03I'm so sorry I'm late.
05:05Well, you've only got 20 minutes, so let's get snapping.
05:07Melanie, thank you so much again for this opportunity.
05:10I've been a big fan now for a long time.
05:12And I'm sure you know what a fan I am of you.
05:14Lex did mention it.
05:16I'll be back with some really strong coffee for everyone.
05:21How should we start this?
05:23Uh, well, that's the thing.
05:25We just have one big issue.
05:27And this is not a my dog ate my homework excuse.
05:31Because, you know, this is a dream come true.
05:33But on my way here, I had my camera.
05:36And this guy, he bumps into me.
05:38And then he starts asking me about his sister.
05:40And then he runs off.
05:41Another dude shows up.
05:42And then he runs off.
05:43And then by the time I looked down at my camera, I noticed that it's gone.
05:48What?
05:50Are you for real?
05:53Yes, and I know that this has nothing to do with you.
05:56But my uncle gave me this camera before he passed away last year.
06:02He inspired me to become a photographer.
06:04Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that.
06:08Yeah, so I literally cannot shoot today without a camera.
06:13I'll understand if you need to find another photographer.
06:16No, Adam, let's just take a minute.
06:20But your assistant just said that we have 20.
06:22Oh my God, don't worry about that.
06:25Are you all right?
06:25Have you reported it?
06:27Yes, and yeah, but they said that there's nothing that they could do.
06:34Oh, I love that camera.
06:37I feel like I let my uncle down.
06:39No, you stop that right now.
06:42There's one thing I can say for sure and what your uncle's left you is more than just a camera.
06:48And that isn't lost.
06:51I know this because my grandma did the same for me.
06:56Yeah, but I'm not sure how that helps. I still don't have a camera.
07:01Last I checked every phone has a camera.
07:04Yeah, but you're Melanie Firewright. I can't shoot you using a phone.
07:08I've seen some of your work and I couldn't tell what you shot it on, but I knew how it
07:14made me feel.
07:17Well, my grandma passed away a few years ago now and
07:24when I was little she lent me her old guitar for me to practice on.
07:29I didn't know how to use it at first and my fingers weren't strong enough to hold the strings down.
07:35But she still enjoyed listening to me play.
07:38And somehow I was able to make beautiful music.
07:44Because I knew how it made her feel.
07:48And how it made me feel as well.
07:52I loved her so, so, so much.
07:59I still do.
08:18It's magic.
08:22I'll see you soon.
08:24It's nap time.
08:25I'll see you soon.
08:51Hey.
08:56I'm so proud of you.
08:58Thank you, babe.
08:59Wow.
09:00What a day.
09:02I'm sorry about your camera.
09:07But, um...
09:08But what?
09:10Well, I mean, I mean, you see, I, uh...
09:14See what, Gabe?
09:15Choose your next words very carefully.
09:18Well, I mean...
09:19Okay.
09:20You see, I actually bought you a new camera, like, months ago as a wedding gift and I just never
09:25had the
09:26right time to give it to you.
09:27Wait, do you mean the camera that I've been eyeing off for the past year?
09:30And when you say new, it's not refurbished or secondhand?
09:35Adam, I mean, thank you so much for this incredible gift.
09:40Oh, you're welcome.
09:44It's new.
09:45It's new.
09:46It's brand new.
09:49Did I tell you how much I love you today?
09:53No, not today.
09:55Hmm.
09:57It's big.
09:59How big?
10:03I can show you.
10:06Well, when you're ready.
10:08Let's go.
10:16I'm just saying, like, I'm not entirely sure it's 100% your scene.
10:22It's a sex-positive comedy.
10:25But I don't, I don't understand why you think I wouldn't want to see something like that.
10:29It's men on men, sex-positive sex.
10:33Adam.
10:33No women.
10:34Adam, let me make this clear.
10:37The only thing I do, the only thing I do, is make sure this little soul is cared for 22
10:43-7.
10:45You mean 24-7?
10:48No, I don't.
10:49I left two hours for sleeping.
10:51I have not left the house in weeks.
10:54I really, I really need this.
10:56We literally just left your house to take Kimberly for a stroll.
11:00The difference is, I'm going home after I'm done with this block.
11:03I need a night out that can lead to another place, that leads to somewhere else, that leads to a
11:08bar,
11:08that leads to somewhere else, that leads to more drinks at yours and so on.
11:11Okay, I need a night out that doesn't end.
11:15Do you hear me, Adam?
11:16Well, I'm hearing some form of desperation, yes.
11:21In short, this film could be men fucking for two hours and come flying towards the camera,
11:28and that still wouldn't stop me from going to this premiere.
11:30Okay, I'll ask Spike for a spare ticket.
11:34Okay.
11:35Um, we should probably keep going.
11:38I think Mum will be ready for us.
11:40All right.
11:41Yes, probably.
11:42We're going to see you next time, haven't we?
11:57Is she asleep?
11:59Yeah, and I'm not waking her.
12:01Yeah.
12:01So, what's happening?
12:04I have a big surprise.
12:06We know.
12:07Who told you?
12:09You text us this morning saying, I have a big surprise.
12:12And you added the dancing man emoji?
12:17All right, look, I have a new man in my life.
12:22Oh, that's not surprising at all, really.
12:27We're kind of used to this by now and then.
12:29I really want you to meet him.
12:32When?
12:33Right now, just give me a sec.
12:37Bro, I have not, I have not slept enough for this.
12:41Just be nice.
12:42Just be nice.
12:44Meet Bob.
12:46Oh.
12:48That's a dog.
12:50Yes, he's my number one man.
12:52He's really friendly.
12:53You'll love him.
12:54But I'm allergic to dogs.
12:57And that isn't an issue for me anymore.
13:00He's pretty lit.
13:01He really is.
13:03He's changed my life.
13:04He has.
13:06Do you want to hold him?
13:08No, not around the baby.
13:10Not around the baby.
13:14Bless you.
13:15Bless you, Adam.
13:17Bless you, Adam.
13:17Bless you.
13:18Bless you.
13:18Say, bless you, Adam.
13:19It's coming on.
13:20I'm going to go over here.
13:23Oh, what's the dog?
13:26Hello.
13:27Hello.
13:28Nice to meet you.
13:29I'm Clay.
14:00Yeah, sure.
14:02Like today, no, look, as queer as that film was, it actually made sense to me.
14:10What doesn't make sense is why it took Kate Winslet so long to win an Oscar.
14:14You know?
14:16Like, personally, personally, I feel like she deserves on for having to act like she was
14:20attracted to Jack Black in the holiday.
14:22Ouchie.
14:23Call me crazy.
14:23Call me crazy.
14:24Is she queen much?
14:26Wow.
14:27I think I've had a bit too much to drink.
14:29I'm going to go away.
14:31Go, go.
14:31Ooh, ooh.
14:32After party.
14:33After party.
14:34After party.
14:34I will find out for you.
14:35Find out, find out, find out, find out.
14:37Hey.
14:39Spike.
14:41Spike.
14:42What can I say?
14:44I think that was it.
14:45It was perfect.
14:47You're just saying that.
14:48No, I'm not.
14:49You managed to capture the queer experience in a way that I've never seen before.
14:54And the characters were so grounded in reality.
14:57Like, at some points, I even thought it was real.
15:00But seriously, like, I can't thank you enough for making something so beautiful.
15:05Jeez, Adam, you're going to make me cry.
15:08Oh no, no time for tears.
15:10Go and enjoy your night.
15:11Thanks, Adam.
15:14Bye.
15:15Bye.
15:18Oh my god.
15:20Hello, hello.
15:22Congratulations.
15:24I'm just glad it's over, you know.
15:28But hey, that film really was something.
15:32Look, as much of a whirlwind as it was, getting this thing made, I am going to miss it.
15:40So, what's next?
15:42Well, there's this thing everyone keeps talking about called sleep, and I think I'm going to give that a girl.
15:48Sounds like a plan.
15:49Yeah.
15:50Sounds like a real good plan.
15:52I'm going to just do the rounds.
15:54Of course.
15:55Around.
15:55Around.
16:01Melanie?
16:02Is that you?
16:03Oh no.
16:05You can recognise me.
16:07Yeah.
16:09The more you're trying to look inconspicuous, the more attention you're getting.
16:13Just be cool.
16:15I'm here on a date.
16:17With who?
16:18That actor, Blaze.
16:20I just watched him in Spike's new film.
16:23He's really good.
16:24Very hot, too.
16:26Adam, we're getting drinks.
16:28Do you want to come?
16:28Oh yeah, that'd be great.
16:30Before we do, Anthony, I want you to meet my new friend, Melanie.
16:35No introduction necessary.
16:37I have been following you for a long time.
16:39So pleased to meet you, Anthony.
16:41Likewise.
16:42She was just telling me how she's now going out with Blaze from the film.
16:47Something else, isn't he?
16:50Oh yes, he's something else.
16:53I envy you and pity you at the same time.
16:58Here he comes.
16:59Sugar bum.
17:01Have I told you how beautiful you look today?
17:05Tell me again how much you love me.
17:07We loved it.
17:09Uh, sugar bum.
17:12Who is this boy and why is he speaking on your behalf?
17:15Blaze, uh, honey, this is Adam.
17:18He shot my album cover.
17:20I love that cover.
17:22I love it.
17:22Whoa, whoa, whoa.
17:24Oh, mother.
17:26Whoa.
17:27I love you, Adam.
17:29I really love you.
17:35You made my sugar bum look so, so beautiful.
17:41Oh, and you made my sugar bum so sore.
17:49You did really love it, right?
17:52I did.
17:54She loved it.
17:55Should we go get drinks?
17:58Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, um, you guys go.
18:03I'll catch up.
18:05Be free.
18:32I'll catch up.
18:32Adam, are you sick?
18:35You got my text then?
18:37I got like your seven emojis with a thermometer sticking out of the mouth.
18:41Yeah.
18:41I was picked up and tossed around like a cabbage patch doll.
18:47It was as if the universe had decided to give me a split moment of childhood innocence
18:53and wonder, uh, but through the eyes of the cabbage patch doll.
19:02I used to own one of those.
19:05I never told anyone that before.
19:08Okay.
19:10Her name was Fruit Loop.
19:13Sadly, Fruit Loop was brutally murdered by the next door neighbor's dog only a month after I got her.
19:20It was a sad day.
19:22I still have her socks around here somewhere.
19:26Uh, okay, so it's your back that's in pain then?
19:34It's that.
19:35And what's the name for all the bones?
19:40The scallops?
19:41That's the one.
19:43I feel broken.
19:45Can I get you anything?
19:47Uh, my phone.
19:48I dropped it somewhere and there's been a few notifications.
19:52Yeah.
19:55Yep.
19:56Here it is.
19:58What do they say?
20:00Uh, okay.
20:01You got an email from the local council.
20:04Open it for me.
20:11Babe?
20:12Yes, babe.
20:13It says you've been nominated for an award.
20:16I have?
20:18Yes.
20:21Oh.
20:22Like .gov and everything.
20:25Oh my God.
20:26Congratulations.
20:27Oh.
20:30That's huge.
20:32Oh my goodness.
20:34Oh my gosh.
20:35Wow.
20:35It's real.
20:35It's real.
20:36It's real.
20:37It's real.
20:39That's exciting.
20:42How's your back?
20:44So much worse.
20:46I'm going to go back down.
20:47Okay.
20:48I'm going to go back down.
20:49You go down.
20:50Do you want to rub it?
20:52This is really good.
20:52Yes, please.
20:53Okay.
20:54I don't know, like.
20:57I'm really good at rubbing.
20:58Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
20:59That's, I feel like.
21:14Hey, babe.
21:16Happy late wedding present.
21:18I'm so sorry.
21:18This is coming a little bit late.
21:20I was just waiting to get paid from my job.
21:22You, yada, yada, yada.
21:23But I did get paid.
21:24And I'm so, so, so excited to tell you
21:27that we are next month going to see Hugh Jackman's new show.
21:34And I got us VIP tickets to go backstage to meet him in person.
21:38So yes, you can finally meet the man of your dreams
21:41and give him a big hug.
21:42And yeah, anyway, I love you so much.
21:45I can't wait to keep going on this adventure with you.
21:50See you soon.
21:57See you soon.
22:00You
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