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00:21You're banging boys on the street at night
00:26Can't stop this kryptonite
00:29Dirty girls won't listen to the ticking clock
00:33Oh no
00:34Ooh, I think they know you
00:38But I know better
00:41You're superhuman
00:44So super queer
00:47You made me feel so superhuman when you're in
00:52Ooh, you're superhuman
00:56So super queer
00:59You make me feel so good and make my body fly
01:17You're playing baby where you come from
01:21Rainbow flags and glitter bombs
01:24So loaded guns are ready, point that big, big lock
01:29Oh no
01:34You're only thinking of you
01:37But I know better
01:40You're superhuman
01:42You're so super queer
01:45You make me feel so superhuman when you need
01:51You're so superhuman when you're so super queer
01:57You make me feel so good and make my body fly
02:08When was he supposed to be here?
02:10About seven minutes ago. He might be famous, but he's not punctual
02:16You told his agent we have a small budget, right?
02:19Oh, yeah, it's all good
02:21He was just looking for something deeper and wanted to get his career back on track
02:27Deeper
02:28Hmm
02:30Your film is about an escort with a heart of gold
02:32The only deep thing in it are the blowjobs
02:35Oh, okay
02:36It has layers
02:37Thank you
02:38Oh, please
02:43Waze, welcome
02:44So nice to meet you
02:45Thank you, thank you
02:46Come on in
02:46This is Anthony, who will be reading with you today
02:49So nice to meet you
02:51Likewise
02:55Oh, okay
02:57Wow, is that a normal greeting for you?
03:00I'm just getting into character
03:02Are you playing my sugar daddy?
03:04No, Anthony's not in the film
03:05Anthony's my partner who was kind enough to volunteer today
03:10I'm kind
03:11What are you guys like, fucking partners or business ones?
03:15Both
03:17Oh, I'm so sorry
03:19I'm in no disrespect
03:20If it makes you feel any better, I'm not gay
03:23But sometimes I'll take your cheeky blowy if someone's offering
03:28You're hired
03:29I mean, let's start the audition
03:32Let's do it
03:33I'm ready for it
03:34I got all the lines in the old memory bank
03:36Splendid
03:37You just sit down here
03:39You two
03:40Yup, and I will sit over here
03:47For some reason I threw up this morning
03:50Are you sick?
03:52I don't think so
03:53It might be something you ate
03:55Well, all I know is that I won't be eating anything else today
04:00Hey Ma
04:01Where's my Lego?
04:03Did you pack it away already?
04:04That has been donated to the little kids at the daycare
04:09Are you effing mad?
04:11That's a special edition set
04:12That's from grade five when I was like
04:14Going through my dark phase
04:15When did that end?
04:17I'm still waiting
04:18Shut up
04:19I'm so sorry
04:20But I told you seven to ten times to come and collect that
04:24You snooze you lose .com.au
04:27Okay, well you owe me Lego now, so
04:29Can you go and get the last of the boxes, please?
04:34Yes ma'am
04:38I really like this place Crystal
04:40Thank you
04:43Hey
04:44I was thinking of having you and Fran over for drinks
04:49What?
04:50Yeah
04:51Really?
04:52Yeah
04:52Fran Fran, like my wife Fran
04:54Yes
04:56Unless she's not around anymore
04:58She is
04:59Okay
05:02When?
05:03Tonight
05:03That's it, two hours
05:05That's perfect
05:06See you both then
05:08Uh huh
05:08Yeah
05:10Yeah
05:10I'll wear something nice
05:11Yeah
05:12And maybe
05:14Put some deodorant on
05:16Oof
05:17The one time
05:17You
05:18You don't forget anything
05:20Do some like mouthwash or something
05:22Yeah, I got it
05:22I got it
05:23I got it
05:23Yeah, yeah, yeah
05:26Yeah
05:27Okay
05:27Have you ever been to someone like me before?
05:32No
05:33This is my first
05:34First time
05:35It's always everyone's first time
05:37Yeah
05:38At some point
05:39Yeah
05:40Oh
05:41Um
05:43So
05:44How much for a fuck?
05:47It depends how hard you want it
05:49I can go real slow and
05:51Make you wild
05:53Or
05:54I could pound you into next week
05:58Um
06:00Um
06:01Next week is my birthday
06:02So that
06:03Works well for me
06:05If you want my load inside you
06:07That's
06:07Gonna cost extra
06:12Um
06:13Uh
06:14I'm
06:14I'm cool with that
06:21Okay
06:23That's the scene
06:24That was it
06:25That was it
06:26Thank you
06:28Next scene?
06:29We don't
06:30Need to do that scene today
06:31But the sex scene is what I prepared the most for
06:33I've
06:34Even got something extra special for him
06:36You prepare
06:38We can
06:39We can do the next scene
06:40It's fine, right?
06:41Sure
06:43Let's do the scene
06:46Let's do the scene
06:49Let's do it
06:49Let's do it
06:50Let's do it
06:53Oh
06:55Do you like that?
06:56Oh yes
06:57How much do you like it?
06:58I love it so much
06:59Do you love me?
07:00Oh yes
07:01Very much so
07:03Tell me you'll love me forever
07:04I love you, I will love you till the end of time
07:08This isn't working for me
07:10What's the problem?
07:11Can I show you how I would do this scene?
07:14Be my guest
07:15Anthony, take a seat
07:17Okay
07:21Okay
07:22I'm on
07:22You had enough
07:36Do you guys like my jockstrap?
07:38I thought it would help me get into character
07:40I can see that
07:46Oh yeah, fuck yeah
07:48Oh yeah
07:49Oh fuck yeah
07:51Oh you like that wet juicy cock
07:54Oh
07:55Oh
07:55You little cum slut
07:56You dirty
07:57You like that wet juicy cock in you?
08:00Oh fuck
08:01Oh fuck
08:02Oh
08:03Oh
08:03God damn
08:04I'm gonna blow a massive
08:05Dirty
08:06Fuck off load into you bitch
08:08Oh
08:09I'm gonna blow a massive
08:10Fuck off dirty load into you
08:11Oh you want that load?
08:12You want that?
08:14Ah
08:15Ah
08:18Ah
08:18Ah
08:23Am I fucking the pillow how you like?
08:26Yeah
08:27Wait
08:29Why is the pillow wet?
08:37Why'd you say that?
08:39That's my favourite pillow
08:40You don't even know what that pillow is
08:43Oh yes I do
08:43More than you
08:44Okay
08:44Who gave us that pillow?
08:46Well I don't know
08:47No one
08:48No one
08:48We found it out on a fucking straight
08:56Ah
09:05I um
09:07I
09:08Wanted to tell you that
09:11I'm not mad at you anymore
09:16Okay, that's um, that's nice.
09:20And that I have forgiven you.
09:27Okay.
09:28You're not a monster, you just fell in love.
09:37And you're not mad that we slept together for six months before we told you?
09:44Six months.
09:47As memory serves, you told me six weeks.
09:51Months, weeks.
09:52I mean, who's really counting anyone?
09:54Right?
09:54I mean, the important thing is, we're all friends again.
09:57I agree.
10:02Agree to agree.
10:03Yeah.
10:11So Fran, is there anything that you would like to add?
10:21I'm so sorry about what happened and um, I'm sorry that we hurt you.
10:35I miss our little chats.
10:38Yeah, I miss them too.
10:44It's good to move on.
10:47It really is.
10:48Mmm, yeah.
10:50For example, I used to date fuck sticks and now I don't.
10:57Well, we'll choose to that, right?
11:00We'll choose to that.
11:01I don't want to have a drink.
11:08Blaze?
11:11Honey?
11:13Don't be embarrassed.
11:14It happens to the best of us.
11:16Does it?
11:17No.
11:18No.
11:20What the fuck is he doing in there?
11:22It's been an hour.
11:23No.
11:23We have movie tickets, remember?
11:25I'm not missing the film.
11:26Okay.
11:27Don't be callous.
11:28But Ethan and Oliver are coming home soon and if they find a half-naked actor in their
11:33bathroom they're going to be pissed.
11:34Oh.
11:36Can you hear if he's still breathing?
11:38It's hard to tell.
11:40What if he needs mouth-to-mouth?
11:42Did you have enough before?
11:43Okay.
11:43Spike, I'm being serious.
11:44So am I.
11:45He could be dead.
11:46I'm not dead.
11:49Oh.
11:49That's dead.
11:50That's positive.
11:52That's great.
11:53I'm sorry.
11:54I just...
11:55I got so into the role.
11:58We know.
11:59We have the cushion to prove it.
12:02Oh, okay.
12:03Yeah.
12:03And we're going to have to wash that now.
12:05I've been trying the Stanislavski method at the moment to really push my acting over the
12:10edge.
12:11Again.
12:12Proof is on the cushion.
12:13Okay.
12:13Too much now.
12:16So did I get the role?
12:18What do I say?
12:20Say yes.
12:21Yes.
12:23Absolutely.
12:28You're not going to regret this.
12:31Okay.
12:38I love you.
12:39I love you.
12:39I love you.
12:39I love you.
12:40I love you.
12:40I love you so much.
12:47All right.
12:47Tell me.
12:48What are the symptoms?
12:49What are you feeling?
12:50What's going on?
12:53I love you.
13:03I love you.
13:21I love you.
13:21I love you.
13:51I love you.
13:51I love you more.
13:52I love you more.
13:55Wait, wait, wait, wait.
13:56Come back, come back.
13:57I need you.
13:59I know you've got a really important super career big gig thing, but I need you to come
14:04and make me feel better.
14:07Okay.
14:08Okay.
14:08I'm staying.
14:09Wow.
14:09You failed the test.
14:11What do you mean?
14:11Everyone at the theatre is like totally let down by you right now.
14:16I was literally like on my way to leave and because I'm a good boyfriend I came back
14:20and stayed.
14:21You were supposed to hold strong, Gabe.
14:24You were supposed to show up even in the-
14:25I was holding strong.
14:26I was holding strong.
14:28The only thing that's holding strong is the bump in your pants.
14:31I'm going.
14:32Goodbye.
14:34I love you.
14:35I love you.
14:35You're a great director.
14:37One day you'll fail.
14:38You'll pass the test.
14:43Wait, did you actually leave?
14:56Hey, Josh, you should model for Adam's exhibition so I don't have to.
15:01I know.
15:01Yeah, yeah.
15:02I'd love to.
15:02When would you need me?
15:03Well, I don't need...
15:06Well, I mean, you would?
15:09Yeah, sure.
15:10I mean, if you want.
15:11Nah, Josh loves being the centre of attention, don't you, mate?
15:15How is RMIT, by the way?
15:17Um, yeah, well, the kids are really hipster on nerves
15:21and I don't really feel like I fit in with either of those crowds.
15:23So...
15:24Where do you think you fit in?
15:30Mom?
15:35Ma, you in there?
15:40Hello?
15:45Oh, what the fuck?
15:48Uh...
15:54Uh...
15:59Uh...
16:06I kept you in my mind
16:09I found you in my future now
16:13Yeah, without a doubt
16:17Until I got that call
16:20It's no good news, you shout it out
16:24Don't work it out
16:29Easier said than done
16:31I throw it out at my phone
16:34Now I'm on the run
16:37Nothing and no one
16:40Makes me want to fall
16:43But I'm back to you
16:52Makes me want to grow
16:54But I'm back to you
17:16Hmm
17:43What do you know?
17:44Hey Lex, is this about time?
17:48Not at all, I'm just out on the run
17:51I know this is a random phone call
17:54But I just had a dream about you
17:56And I usually call people after I see them in my dreams
17:59Oh Adam, I always knew I was the man of your dreams
18:02Very funny
18:05Nah, I've just been stuck in bed all day
18:07I'm so over being home
18:10Oh, I saw the wedding pics
18:12Congrats to you and Gabe
18:14Oh, thank you
18:15Yeah, it's been a real rollercoaster ride
18:18But I'm really happy I jumped on
18:20You know, Adam
18:22I was actually thinking about you too last week
18:24Uh, you were?
18:26Uh, what about?
18:29My mate is actually looking for someone to shoot their next album cover
18:34Oh, that's very nice, but I don't do unpaid work anymore
18:39Oh, I understand
18:41I'll let Melanie know that you're not interested
18:44Wait, wait, wait, hold up
18:46Did you just say Melanie?
18:48Like, THE Melanie?
18:50As in the one and only Melanie
18:53Are you serious?
18:55How is she your friend?
18:58I've been a driver in Melbourne for the last three months
19:02That's...that is crazy
19:04Um, I love her, she is such an icon
19:07She loved your cheeky pump campaign
19:09Especially the ones with you in her
19:11I'm sorry, what?
19:13Uh, me?
19:15Why would she love me?
19:16She thought you were so cute with your furry legs
19:19She even started following you
19:24I...I've...I've...I've...I've literally just broken a fever
19:27And now I feel like I'm getting another one
19:32I'm...I mean, I'm lost for words
19:35Maybe I drenched this, hang on
19:37Oh, yep, no, that felt real
19:42So, are you interested?
19:45I could put in a good word
19:48Yes, uh, I would love to
19:50Please let her know that I'm interested
19:53I'll message her today
19:55Great
19:56Thank you so much, Lex
19:58Thank you, thank you
20:00Okay, bye
20:19Oh my gosh
20:29It's your arms I'll fall
20:32Go right back to you
20:41It's your arms I'll fall
20:44Go right back to you
21:00It's your arms I'll fall
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