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00:20Most likely to write a bestseller, Colin Seymour.
00:40So many guys in one small space I've had crushes on.
00:45So many stories.
00:46Thanks, everyone.
00:49It's my passion.
00:54You're probably wondering where Adam is.
00:57Don't worry, he'll be back soon.
00:59But for now, get acquainted with me.
01:01I'm Cousin Colin.
01:03You might remember me in classics such as Adam's Bucks Party or Adam's Wedding.
01:10But don't worry.
01:11It gets better.
01:22Just a sec.
01:24We're still going to see each other next year, right?
01:27Do we really need to talk about this right now?
01:31Just because I'm moving up to the city for uni doesn't mean that you can't come up and visit me.
01:36Suck me up?
01:40Sure.
01:43Well, I can't wait by now.
01:45Cameron King.
01:46The school heart-frob and my first crush.
01:50Always breaking hearts.
01:51Most likely to have an affair.
01:54Woo!
01:56Voted by you, Cameron King.
02:03What can I say?
02:05You all know me so well.
02:10Most likely to become a viral sensation.
02:16Holly Simpson.
02:18Holly, the gossip queen.
02:20She loves the spotlight.
02:23Thank you, everyone.
02:24I would say I'm shocked, but...
02:29She doesn't really care that nobody really likes her as long as she's getting attention.
02:33We used to be good friends until this happened.
02:40Maybe I'm confusing you.
02:42Let's go back a little further.
02:47Well let's stop today...
02:54La la la la la la.
03:14Those nights, I watched the sun and I hit you
03:21And I wonder, just how many moons flies it through
03:30They all turn bright
03:36I no longer sit at the night
03:46You don't have to stick around, I can finish this off
03:49It's okay, I want to help
03:56You're going to be okay for tonight?
04:02I don't know what to do with myself
04:05Like, I have all this guilt
04:07Like, when I'm watching TV or eating chocolate or listening to music
04:15Like, it's like I'm not mourning enough
04:18Like, I'm not sad enough
04:22Don't beat yourself up
04:25I can't change the fact that I'm never going to be able to share with him
04:30How successful I want to be
04:33Don't think like that
04:34You already are so successful and talented
04:37You're amazing, Colin
04:44I don't know why I did that, I'm sorry
04:48Basically, I kissed her then boyfriend, Ty
04:52In a moment of weakness and intimacy
04:56And she was so pissed off about it
04:58She blabbed all over her YouTube channel
04:59Hi guys, welcome back to my channel
05:02It's Holly here
05:03Ty, I'm breaking up with you
05:05This obviously isn't working
05:07I mean, Colin kissed you
05:09It was really upsetting to see my best friend and my boyfriend kiss
05:14So, I just don't think this is really going to work anymore
05:16But, I mean, I guess thanks for everything
05:19Really exciting news now, though, is that I'm single
05:22So, if anyone's interested, my DMs are always open
05:25You guys know that
05:27The thirst traps are going to be thirst trapping
05:29It's all happening
05:29It's really exciting stuff
05:32Somehow, we stayed friends
05:33Most likely to have a threesome
05:35High dibs
05:46He was embarrassed at first
05:48But then, quickly got over it
05:55Fuck off
06:09You're okay?
06:10Yeah
06:11Yeah
06:11Okay
06:13If you need to talk, I'll come here for you
06:15Yeah
06:15And I'll call you tomorrow
06:17I'll check on you, okay?
06:18Yeah
06:18Okay
06:19Yeah
06:20See ya
06:21See ya
06:23Oh, Tom
06:24My wedding plus one
06:28So cute
06:29But we're just friends
06:32If only he could win the award for most likely to fall in love with me
06:40We've had this will they, won't they thing for a while now, you know
06:44The whole thing with Ty didn't really help, but there was this one time in the bathroom
06:57Well, you know, you can see for yourselves
07:11Are you ready to go?
07:12Yeah
07:14I'll be one more minute
07:17What are you doing in here?
07:19What is it that look I'm doing?
07:21It kind of looks like you were checking out your bum
07:23That's exactly what I was doing
07:26Not that it's only of my business, but can I ask why?
07:31Kid at school said I had a flat arse
07:34So?
07:35So listen to what people say
07:36You've got a nice bum
07:38How do you know?
07:39Well, I'm no expert, but it looks fine
07:42Maybe you're just standing too far away
07:57It's not flawed, but a few scores from that
08:00Now, you're up to scratch
08:06Let's get back to it
08:10Hi, you made it
08:13Oh, so glad you're here
08:14Really means a lot
08:15Of course
08:15Of course
08:17Uncle Harry got me my first camera
08:18I owe him my whole career
08:20Really?
08:20I didn't know that
08:21I'm just glad I could be here to honour him
08:23Yeah, thanks
08:24Hey, you holding up?
08:25Yeah, alright
08:26Best you can do, I guess
08:28Want a tea?
08:29Yeah, let's do it
08:31Good to see you
08:32Good to see you
08:34We weren't ready to do this before
08:37I didn't know the right time, but
08:41I just feel like I needed that year to heal
08:43And to think straight, so
08:46Yeah
08:46Yeah, I understand
08:48And fully support you
08:49Yeah
08:50Hey, just know that I love you lots, okay?
08:52Oh, thank you
08:53It's okay
08:53Thank you
09:08Thank you
09:50Yeah, I always really loved his black and white shots
09:53Just the composition
09:55The way he worked with the light
09:58Was beautiful
09:59He was always in his dark room
10:01He loved it
10:02Getting the exposures just right
10:04And, I don't know
10:05Just such a beautiful, beautiful photographer
10:08So glad you've got his camera
10:11He was truly an inspiration
10:14Yeah, look
10:14I've been rambling
10:15I think
10:16Oh, I'm so tired
10:18I think I need to go and have a lie down
10:20Sounds good
10:21Hey, are you still okay to make your own way back tomorrow?
10:25Yeah, I'm gonna go exploring
10:28I might catch the train in the morning
10:31Well, thank you so much, Helen, for sharing those stories
10:34You're welcome
10:36Enjoy the camera
10:45Wheel good to crack on?
10:47Yeah
10:48I'm gonna work in tomorrow
10:49Mmm, does anybody want to smoke?
10:51You ask us like you don't know us
10:53When have we ever smoked a joint with you before?
10:57I'd like to keep my brain cells for as long as possible
11:00Thank you very much
11:01I'm just trying to be polite
11:02I mean, who knows what this guy wants to do?
11:05Oh, I'm Adam and I don't do drugs
11:07Sorry
11:08I know who you are, man
11:09You don't remember me?
11:13Sorry, not sure that I do
11:15Colin's 18th
11:16I was the guy playing all the music
11:18You kept requesting Boney M
11:20Your music sucked balls
11:22I wouldn't be using that night for a memory sparker
11:25Oh, yeah
11:26I remember now
11:27Didn't we have, like, a DNM while waiting for the bathroom?
11:29Yeah, man
11:30You gave me, like, the best advice ever
11:33You kept telling me not to, like, hold back on life and stuff
11:35How'd you go with that?
11:37Yeah, I mean, well
11:38For starters, I was really hanging to get my first blowjob
11:40And I followed your advice
11:43Oh
11:44Yeah, I just asked Colin if he was keen
11:48Mm-hmm
11:49Next thing you know, I'm in his bedroom and he's sucking me off
11:52So, yeah, I think it worked like a charm
11:55Maybe, Stuart, that story wasn't meant to be told in public
11:58That we disappeared to the party
12:00You know, that advice was more about career and life choices
12:06Self-discovery and whatnot
12:08Yeah, and I discovered that I might not be a full gay
12:13I just like getting hit from a gay
12:15Hey, Colin, what other secrets are you hiding from us?
12:18There's nothing to hide
12:19It was my birthday and I was single
12:21And just enjoying myself with someone who was interested in me
12:27Uh, I'm gonna go get some food
12:30Tom
12:32I might go grab something to eat as well
12:34Colin, do you want anything?
12:35No, I'm fine
12:46Are you okay?
12:47Yeah
12:48Yeah, yeah, just
12:49Just a little hungry
12:51Mm-hmm
12:53So
12:54How long have you liked Colin for?
12:57You said I liked him
12:59Anyone who's seen a John Hughes teen film can read between the lines
13:05Is it that obvious?
13:09Have you told him?
13:10No, no, no, no, no
13:14It's not as simple as that, you know
13:16He's, um, he's been my friend for years
13:18And lives right next door
13:20I don't know
13:21I don't want to ruin things
13:22You seem like a good guy, Tom
13:24And handsome as hell
13:26And I know Colin
13:27And from what I can see
13:28I'm pretty sure he likes you too
13:32I don't think so
13:34Look, I'm a little hesitant to give out any more advice to Colin's friends
13:38But just follow your heart and you'll never go wrong
13:43Yeah?
13:44My God
13:46All right
13:49Lover boy
13:53You idiot
13:54We didn't eat pizza after graduation
13:56Yes, we did, I remember
13:57It was party pies, you moron
13:59You have no clue
14:01You're being a jerk and you know it
14:02Oh, I'm being a jerk
14:03You can get fucked
14:04Oh, can I now?
14:05Hey, let's not lose track here, all right?
14:08At graduation, we had party pies and pizza
14:11And you guys were dancing around for ages romantically
14:13And acting like you were invisible, so
14:17Whatever, Mabel
14:19You don't care what we ate at graduation
14:21You care about each other
14:23And you're fighting because you're both passionate people
14:26You're just doing it because you have feelings
14:28So why don't you just cut the crap
14:29And make up already
14:34Okay
14:37I'm sorry, Holly
14:39Well
14:41You're an idiot
14:48I'll be moving out of this town
14:49A$AP to launch my new YouTube channel
14:51You don't need to leave town to start a YouTube channel
14:53Yeah, you can do that literally anywhere in the world
14:56That's the point
14:56Wasn't your whole channel taken down because of that viral video?
15:00You would think teaching newbies how to snort cocaine would be educational, right?
15:04And now the whole town thinks I'm a drug dealer based off one little cocaine video
15:09Well, to be fair, I was doing it completely wrong until I watched that video
15:13Who would have thought such a little town like Horntail was this exciting?
15:17Um, Adam, I thought you don't do drugs
15:20I don't
15:23You do now?
15:24Those are my special brownies, man
15:26What?
15:28Why is it just sitting there?
15:30I wanted to share them with everyone
15:32Well, maybe you should label what they are next time
15:35You've only had one
15:36It might not do anything
15:38This is my second one
15:40Maybe drink lots of water?
15:42Man
15:43Um, am I going to die?
15:44The chances are slim
15:45Oh, I feel much better
15:47Really?
15:48No, I'm freaking out
15:49Don't worry, man
15:50You're going to feel very relaxed very soon
15:54I'll get you some water
15:56Oh, man
15:58So what happens?
16:00Am I going to get weird?
16:01Am I going to pass out?
16:02I'm not going to pass out, am I?
16:03I can't deal if I'm going to pass out
16:05No, you'll be so fine
16:05Just do it
16:06It's life
16:06Can you hold my hand?
16:08Don't listen to the voices
16:09Oh, man
16:11Stop
16:12Not the voices
16:13Are you a voice?
16:14Are you real?
16:15Is this my own hand?
16:17Uh, looks like it
16:21Just keep breathing
16:22Do you want another one?
16:23Ooh, ooh, ooh
16:25Ooh, I feel something
16:28Yes, Tom
16:29Get it in ya
16:30Go for it, yeah
16:31Don't do it
16:31No, go for it
16:32Don't do it
16:33Don't listen to him
16:36Well done
16:38This is exciting
16:39This is good
16:41I'll see you on the other side, my friend
16:49I love this place
16:50So many trees
16:52And look at all the lovely faces
16:55You don't see lovely faces like this in Melbourne
16:58Do you want some more water?
17:00Maybe that's it
17:01It's this water
17:05Can you promise not to tell mum that we drugged you, please?
17:08You drugged me
17:09No, no, you love me
17:12Of course we love you
17:13But we're cool, right?
17:15Oh, I was born cool
17:17Yes, yes you were
17:20Um, I'll be back in one minute, okay?
17:23I'll be back home to you
17:27Don't wait
17:29I'll be close
17:33You okay?
17:36Don't you like me?
17:38What?
17:39I thought you liked me
17:41I can never tell because you're so popular
17:43With the boys
17:44But I'm cute
17:45Yeah
17:46A little bit
17:49Have you had a brownie as well?
17:52Maybe
17:54Are you mad?
17:56Why didn't you say anything?
17:57Because unlike Adam
17:58I wanted it
17:59Why?
18:00That's not like you
18:05Answer my question
18:06Do you like me?
18:08Of course I do
18:10You know I think the world, are you?
18:12Yeah?
18:13Oh
18:16I think
18:22I think
18:28I think
18:29I think I'm gonna be sick
18:30Oh
18:31Okay
18:34I'm gonna go now
18:35Yeah, yeah
18:36Yeah, you go
18:40Hello
18:44I'm gonna go
18:46I'm gonna go
18:46Hey you know
18:52I don't know
18:53I don't know
18:53I don't know
18:55I ...
19:04I don't know
19:05I don't know
19:28the cocaine guys i'm sorry i know i shouldn't have posted that i've done a lot of self-reflection
19:35recently a lot of thinking about me and the person i want to be but i did think it was
19:39going to be
19:40educational at the time and i've actually heard a couple people say it helps them but alas i know
19:45i shouldn't have posted it and i've taken it all down there is now no more cocaine videos on the
19:50internet under my name i mean there might be some out there but not under my name so i am
19:55sorry and
19:55from now on i'm going to be a good person and influence good things thank you bye
20:05you
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