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00:12perhaps we should start the day okay but you know before we do I was just wondering if I
00:22could ask you something of course what's what's going on um so you know that thing that we did
00:31on our wedding day where we went into the bathroom and we you know I give you that really good
00:39head
00:39and I did those things with my fingers oh I think about that all the time well I was just
00:48wondering
00:49if you're up for it if we could do that again but this time you did it to me oh
00:56yeah I'd love to
01:05but I can't promise I'll be as good as you well I mean there's only one way to really find
01:11out isn't
01:23what are you doing what is that
01:25are you going to swallow it
01:34babe go to the bathroom spit it out
01:47oh Adam I am so sorry to start with you look I just got back early from my trip and
01:54I really
01:55needed to take you up on that offer to use the couch I hope that's okay that I'm here
02:00uh-huh oh and I'll have to borrow your razor because all of this is out of control you know
02:09what they say you trim back the jungle you make the tiger look bigger
02:15you know I would have stayed longer but the girl I was seeing overseas dumped me and I got really
02:22sad
02:23so oh maybe we could all have lunch together after I finished in here
02:34mmm so how does it feel being a homeowner
02:44I love it that's great to hear
02:51okay slink away you little sneaky cat
03:11hello hi congratulations on your big closing night of the show
03:17Adam these are beautiful oh my gosh I love these where did you get them from
03:24that is a story for another day
03:29let me just oh yeah yeah no it's just not right
03:32you know these things like they need to choke you
03:35you need to oh if you don't come back blue it's a problem
03:39okay yeah yeah all done
03:43how do I look you look like a soon-to-be award-winning photographer
03:48that's very kind of you to say but seriously do I look okay
03:52because if the tie is too much I can always discard it
03:56well if that's the case I think I'd like to see it gone
04:03what movie is that from it's not I just said it in a funny voice are you
04:11intentionally trying to make me more anxious about tonight
04:14you asked for my honest opinion and I gave it to you from memory I said
04:20seriously I needed your serious opinion yeah no and and seriously you should
04:26probably ditch the time ditched it is I'm sorry that I'm not going to be there
04:40tonight don't worry it's the big closing night of your new show you don't want to
04:46miss that over a little award ceremony but it is not a little award ceremony
04:50this is like the first time you've been nominated for a photography award well
04:55are you gonna be here when I get home of course I will where else will I be and
05:00that's all that matters then come here but seriously don't worry about me just
05:08focus on the show and we'll catch up tonight in bed you know I don't think I
05:13could be happier than I am right now did I not just marry the most beautiful man
05:19in the world I love you babe I love you more see you on the flip side see you then
05:45it's pretty good there's so many famous faces here I even saw Brad Stevens at the
05:50bar he did the Vabrasco cover-up for the new album I gotta meet him he's hot I'm feeling so
05:57out of
05:57place oh you're just as famous as them hardly let's just all stay calm for now dude you're the
06:03only one who's freaking out you kind of look like a mom when she's trying to poach an egg
06:07you're not helping I can poach an egg nope can we not fight right now hey let me go find
06:15us some
06:15better drinks please do excuse me are you Adam I'm Ethan Adam's my brother hello yes you have a fan
06:27it's so nice to meet you likewise I'm Polly one of the event organizers and I just wanted to wish
06:34you
06:34the best of luck today we all love to cover art that's very kind thank you and you have my
06:41vote
06:47okay now I feel even more nervous she said she voted that's good right yeah I need to go find
06:54a
06:54place to sit down okay I'll go piss I should go find Brad
07:16hey stranger oh hey you Eric yes sorry Eric how are you Adam I'm okay all grown up now
07:31well hardly are you one of the nominees how'd you know you look about as nervous as you did when
07:38I
07:38first met you at the bar I've never been nominated for an award before seems every time we've met I'm
07:46a
07:46wreck are you any better at picking up men at bars I actually got married to my boyfriend just recently
07:54well there you go one less thing to worry about true are you nominated for an award no no my
08:06friend is
08:06though you look the same and you look like a winner your husband's a lucky man wish you the best
08:22thanks
08:24oh no no no I'm never gonna live that down no no you won't
08:39hi Ethan Ethan Brad I don't know if you've met my uh my brother Adam but he's a massive fan
08:44you've been meaning to come over but he's a bit embarrassed you know he's nominated tonight right
08:49he is nominated I'll show you some of his stuff I don't even seen it but I've got it as
08:53my wallpaper
08:53so I can easy access pretty cool very cool not bad yeah yeah I think you win are you an
08:59artist
08:59yourself uh I'm not I'm uh I just work at the magazine but I'm currently unemployed just looking
09:05for a few things I got some stuff in the works you know do you want a drink or yeah
09:10I was gonna get a
09:10beer it's on me it's free city of Maribyrnong performing arts award goes to Cole Jones
09:27I really need a wee can you hold it I just have to thank everyone who voted for me this
09:33is a great honor
09:46oh
10:02oh
10:04oh
10:20Oh my God.
10:22Oh my God.
10:23Oh my God.
10:24Oh my God.
10:24Oh, that's not...
11:11City of Maribyrnong Music Award goes to...
11:15Brothers Sean and Elliot Matthews for their electro group Gulch Lovers!
11:25Thank you, thank you everyone.
11:27I want to start off by thanking our mum.
11:31Love you mum, we made it!
11:36Can someone please pick up the phone?
11:41I'm fucked.
11:43I'm fucked.
11:46I'm fucked.
11:48Pick up the phone!
11:51I know, I'll call Gabe.
11:53No, I can't.
11:55He's directing right now.
12:03Well, it's such an honour to receive this award.
12:06Blake, can you go see where your brother is?
12:07Thank you to everybody who's helped me along my journey and made this possible.
12:11I can never thank you enough.
12:12To anyone out there who has a big creative dream,
12:15and that dream has ever felt out of reach or impossible to achieve,
12:20don't be coerced by the naysayers.
12:23A favourite quote of mine is from Rue McClanahan, whose mother said to her,
12:28every kick's a boost.
12:30So keep focused, stay positive, and keep chasing that dream.
12:35I'm proof that dreams really do come true.
12:43Hey!
12:44Hey!
12:45What's going on?
12:45Look at you!
12:46It's you, my goodness!
12:48It's been a long time.
12:49I know.
12:50What are you doing here?
12:52Oh, I just did a friend's exhibition next door!
12:56Nice.
12:57Nice.
12:57You, uh, you look good.
12:59I like this.
13:00This is fun.
13:00Aw, thank you.
13:03Hey, and, you know, I can't even believe it.
13:06It was only last week that I was thinking,
13:08whatever happened to you?
13:10I mean, I'm all good, evidently.
13:13What do you reckon?
13:16So you do know that if you did ever want another catch-up,
13:21that, um, Mummy would be very, very,
13:26and even more than happy to feed her good little boy.
13:31Like, look, look, um,
13:33I'm happy with what you did for me,
13:35but I've moved on from all of that, you know.
13:38No, honestly, honestly, honestly.
13:41I wouldn't be as happy as I am now if it wasn't for you,
13:44but I've had a baby.
13:47And, uh, like a real one.
13:49And I don't want to be one, so...
13:53So you could be my daddy, then?
13:55I know.
13:56I don't want to be your daddy, baby, uncle,
14:00sister or cousin, but I'm, uh,
14:02I'm happy to be friends.
14:05I like that.
14:06Okay, see ya.
14:07Alright, go on, go on.
14:14Adam?
14:18What the fuck are you doing?
14:20I had an accident.
14:22Did you piss your pants?
14:24No, I didn't piss my pants.
14:26You slipped in someone's piss.
14:28Yuck!
14:29That is so much fucking worse.
14:30Give me your clothes.
14:31And what am I supposed to wear piss clothes?
14:33No!
14:34No!
14:35Oh, hey, Clay.
14:36Has it started?
14:37Yeah, it has, but we have a wardrobe malfunction.
14:40Oh, what's happened?
14:42He fell on someone's piss and he needs a change of clothes.
14:46I don't know what to do.
14:47Well, you're lucky you got the frame of a seven-year-old girl.
14:52What does that mean?
14:53I've got some of my daughter's clothes in the boot.
14:56Ooh.
15:07I can't thank you enough, Sally.
15:09That's alright, Suntime.
15:10You know I'll always be your lesbian in shining armour.
15:13And I'll always be grateful for that.
15:15How about you do me a couple of family portraits?
15:19Done.
15:20Oh, and, um, if you didn't already know, I love you lots, Adam.
15:26I always have, and I always will.
15:30You said that about four times at the wedding,
15:32but it's always nice to know that you loved.
15:34And Sally, I love you too, buddy.
15:41What?
15:42Is this the intermission?
15:44Where have you been?
15:45I was calling you.
15:47What are you wearing?
15:48Are you okay?
15:50I'm fine.
15:51Can we please just go back in?
15:55It's finished.
15:57It's finished?
15:59How can it be finished?
16:00Did I win?
16:03Ooh, sorry, Hannah girl from West Footscray won it.
16:07What are you saying?
16:09Well, she's saying you lost and she won.
16:12Are you playing around?
16:14This is not the time to be funny.
16:16We're serious, man.
16:18It's...
16:18It's over.
16:22Are you okay?
16:25I just need a minute.
16:40Mind if I join you?
16:42Sure.
16:48I couldn't help but overhear what happened.
16:51I'm so embarrassed.
16:53This has been the worst day of my life.
16:57Don't be so hard on yourself.
17:00I was way into my career before I won any award.
17:05You're young.
17:06You're starting out.
17:08This career is a marathon.
17:12Not a sprint.
17:14Just pace yourself.
17:15I know.
17:16It just sucks to lose.
17:19Yeah.
17:20I can relate.
17:22You've got to put those emotions aside.
17:25You know.
17:26Toughen up.
17:27You can't rush this career.
17:29If you do,
17:30you'll be as quickly forgotten.
17:33You're right.
17:36Patience isn't really my strong suit.
17:39Yeah.
17:40That just shows me how badly you want this.
17:43more than anything in the world.
17:48Why don't you shoot me a text in the New Year?
17:51I get a bunch of work and I end up having no time for it.
17:53I can send it your way.
17:56Oh my.
17:58That'd be...
17:58I'd really appreciate that, Brad.
18:00I can't thank you enough.
18:02No worries.
18:03But can you do one thing for me?
18:06Whatever you want,
18:07as long as it's non-sexual,
18:08as I'm a happily married gay.
18:11Congratulations.
18:14Your family asked me to come and speak to you.
18:17Maybe you should go and say thank you.
18:20They...
18:20They really care about you.
18:22They really are something.
18:24And I will.
18:26Thanks for the chat, Brad.
18:28Anytime.
18:31I'm starting to think that slipping on piss wasn't actually so bad.
18:35Is that why you dressed like a little girl?
18:37That's right.
18:39We should probably head back up.
18:41Yeah.
18:43Take my jacket.
18:44You may not have won an award, but...
18:47we can still have...
18:49a little dignity.
18:52Thanks.
19:09You cheeky little...
19:11Get in here.
19:17Proud of you.
19:19The best big little bro I've ever had.
19:21Sorry, Clay.
19:24See you guys.
19:30See you.
19:32I don't know.
19:33That's your son.
19:34That's your son.
19:35How?
19:35I don't know.
19:36I don't know.
19:37I don't know.
19:40His tree is very nice.
19:43Alright, I'll give him that.
19:44I'll admit.
19:45It's nice.
19:47Mine is better though.
19:50Why do you do that?
19:52What? I'm just saying.
19:54You're always butting heads with Adam.
19:57No, I don't.
19:58You do.
19:59All the time.
20:00And it's because you're both the same.
20:03Yeah?
20:06Am I the only normal one in this family?
20:09Jesus Christ.
20:11So much better.
20:13Oh.
20:14To Adam from Adam.
20:17Why the fuck have you got a present address to yourself from yourself?
20:21Do you know what that is?
20:23Do I have to guess or are you telling us?
20:25It's Melanie's record.
20:27I ordered one so I have my own copy.
20:29Is she any good? I've never heard her music.
20:32Let's chuck it on.
20:33Yeah.
20:34No.
20:35That's my Christmas present.
20:36And you know what it is so put it on.
20:39Okay. Okay.
20:40Oh, but before I do, can I make a toast?
20:46For what, bro?
20:48I just wanted to take a quick moment to thank the both of you.
20:55You have both loved and supported me my whole life.
21:00And I feel like I'm a better man now.
21:06You've both made me feel proud to be who I am.
21:12I love you guys.
21:17Perhaps you should not be so proud of that gay ass speech you just did.
21:23I love you too, Adam.
21:26Well, I am very proud of you, Adam.
21:29I'm very proud of both of you.
21:31I, you know, did my best as a single mother and I always knew you guys would turn out okay.
21:38Thanks, Ma.
21:40I'm more than okay, personally.
21:42So, oh yeah, you're fine.
21:45My parenting philosophy with the both of you was,
21:48you can lead a horse to water but you can't make him drink.
21:58Well, let's drink to that.
22:02Cheers.
22:07Ugh.
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