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00:08Oh Lord, home sweet home, it's so quiet, Jasmine gave us all that energy, and it's not there
00:17anymore.
00:18So how did you feel?
00:20You know, to do it against your friend, it was hard, it's like very sweet, because me
00:26and Jasmine are so close, but I just have another chance.
00:30Pop the corns and feed the children, pop the corns and feed the children.
00:36Jasmine was just a bad seed in the bunch.
00:38Nobody wants to pop the corn and feed the children, that's disgusting.
00:42Let me pop this bunion and have the kids feasting for days?
00:45Are you kidding me?
00:46Who thinks of this s***?
00:47Pearl, did your life flash before your eyes?
00:50Yeah, you thought you were going home.
00:51I don't know, it's crazy, like usually I have a blast when I'm in drag, but it was all about
00:56me walking with my eyes half closed.
00:59I thought I had bedroom eyes.
01:01Pearl's been sleepwalking through this competition.
01:04Pearl's gonna need to get her head in the game if she wants any chance of making that top
01:07three.
01:14The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race receives a one year supply of Anastasia Beverly Hills Cosmetics
01:19and a cash prize of $100,000 with our extra special guest judges Lucian Piani and Jessica
01:27Alvarez.
01:27The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race is the best woman, best woman, best woman, best woman.
01:35Yay!
01:37Good morning!
01:38So last week we got our asses handed to us by RuPaul and the judges, but we're ready
01:42to step it up and kick this challenge's ass.
01:44It's a whole new day.
01:46It's a new whole day.
01:47Woo!
01:48Yeah!
01:49She done, I made it ahead of her!
01:52Hey ladies!
01:53Hi!
01:53To become America's next drag superstar, you need to rock out with your schlock out.
01:59Cause honey, no queen is unspoofable.
02:02Take it from me, I am RuPaul, the elusive Chanteuse.
02:10We're singing!
02:12We're singing!
02:13Hey!
02:14Hello, hello, hello!
02:15Hi!
02:17You know, in showbiz, one day you're in on the joke, and the next day the joke's on you.
02:23So, for this week's maxi challenge, you'll be creating music video parodies.
02:28One of my favorite artists ever!
02:34Me.
02:37Working in three teams, you'll have to write lyrics, record vocals, and then shoot your
02:43own hashtag, honey or die music video.
02:47I'm feeling really good about this challenge.
02:48I can sing, and comedy is what I do.
02:50Now, to mix things up, I'm gonna leave it up to you to divide yourselves into teams.
02:57All right, go for it, now!
02:58Yes!
03:00Honey, I am a singer, so I get boom, boom, boom.
03:03How are you, team?
03:04Three people clinging on to me for dear life.
03:07I want you on my team.
03:07I look right at Katja, cause she's funny, and I look right at fame, cause she can sing.
03:10And I love Pearl, so that was our group.
03:13Well, I guess that leaves us three.
03:15Here.
03:15Let's do it.
03:15Let's just do it.
03:17Yay.
03:17Come on.
03:18I've already been picked last for teams twice, so who the cares?
03:22Now, for this challenge, you really need to straddle the world of music and comedy.
03:31Gentlemen, start your engines, and may the best woman win.
03:37Let's just get to work.
03:38I think this challenge is complicated.
03:40You have to come up with new lyrics to Sissy That Walk, and then come up with a music video.
03:45The pressure is on.
03:46What if it's like, your face like chalk, like, and do like really bad makeup or something?
03:51I mean, that's like the obvious thing.
03:53We can probably come up with better.
03:56Hmm.
03:57Violet does have a tendency to be sort of, uh, bitchy.
04:02We just have to get these lyrics like really funny and like totally.
04:05I really don't want it to be gross.
04:06I don't want to rely on grossness or sexuality because that's what people always, always do.
04:10I don't want to do anything warchy or dirty.
04:13Oh my god, are you kidding me?
04:17Okay.
04:18Trixie, Fame, Pearl, and I get Dance With You.
04:22I'm pretty confident that we can make it into a funny parody.
04:25I want to do I Want To Tan With You.
04:29Let's think of a couple more options and then just like maybe two more.
04:31We could make it about raunchy dirty sex because that always is funny.
04:35Take my hand, I want to touch your .
04:38No, it's going to be gross.
04:40Well, then come up with a better concept so we don't have to worry about that.
04:43Well, it doesn't fall on my shoulders just because...
04:45No, I get it, but like...
04:48Pearl has really been falling short.
04:50It's frustrating because I'm in a team with you and we have to pull each other up.
04:54Or else your friends are going home.
04:55We just really need to come up with something because we're running out of minutes already.
04:58Let's just do tan with you.
05:00Okay.
05:02Hello, hello, hello.
05:04Hello.
05:05Hey, kitty girl.
05:06Hi.
05:07I am very excited about this challenge.
05:09We are, too.
05:10Now, do any of you do parodies in your act?
05:12I did Rihanna's song.
05:14I turned it into suh, suh, suh, suh, burb, ant, ant, ant.
05:18The little suburban gal numbered.
05:20Huh.
05:22Now, Kennedy, you were in the bottom, too, last week.
05:25Has that lit a fire under your tuchus?
05:27Oh, it definitely has.
05:28I've got to tell all of you.
05:30As...
05:33I'm expecting you all to deliver.
05:35I had a last challenge and Ruk was expecting big things.
05:40I have to shake it off and keep my head in the game.
05:44Hey, kitty girl.
05:45Hello.
05:46So, are you fans of song parodies?
05:48If they're clever.
05:49Sometimes they get a bit raunchy and vulgar for me, but...
05:53Well, don't compromise your Christianity.
05:55No, ma'am.
05:57So, what song are you working on?
05:58Sissy That Walk.
05:59We want it to be a tie-in to the top three from last season.
06:02What if you replace Sissy That Walk with?
06:04Get ready to a clock.
06:06Uh-huh.
06:08Well, I cannot wait to see what you have to offer,
06:11because, you know, I'm expecting a lot from you girls.
06:14Thank you, Ruk.
06:16Hello.
06:17Hi, Ruk.
06:18Somehow I feel like Trixie is the leader of this group,
06:21just because I know you do a lot of comedy.
06:23Turns out, making fun of you is a lot easier than I thought.
06:26She definitely thought of the concept.
06:29What is the concept?
06:30Uh, tan with you.
06:31Four ladies who just love the sun.
06:33Overgrown orangutans.
06:34I love that.
06:36That sounds fun.
06:37So now, with lyrics, are any of you lyricists?
06:40We're comfortable with each other to say,
06:41that's not funny, we're not doing that.
06:42I know, it's been a little bit harsh over here.
06:46Who is the most harsh?
06:50All right.
06:51Pearl and Fame are butting heads.
06:52This is not a good sign.
06:56Coming up.
06:57Gonna turn and burn and tan with you, with you.
06:59My voice was probably the strongest of the groups.
07:02With you.
07:03We're coming up from down.
07:05I know.
07:05If you get into the f***ing position, we could jump into it.
07:08It's gonna be a disaster.
07:18Yeah.
07:19Hi, season seven Queen.
07:21Yay!
07:22For today's Maxi challenge, we have to do a parody music video.
07:25Our team is working with the talented Lucian Piani, RuPaul's producer.
07:29So we'll start with...
07:33Katia, have you ever been recorded before?
07:35Uh, yeah, once before it was a disaster.
07:38Oh.
07:38So I'm gonna go with like a weird drunk skank.
07:41Okay, so that's your character.
07:42Yeah.
07:47Okay, yeah, let's stop.
07:51It's a great performance.
07:53I just think that you're actually going too far
07:55just because we need to get the words across.
07:57Okay.
07:57Three Long Island iced teas, not ten.
08:00Gonna turn and burn.
08:02Gonna turn and burn and tan with you.
08:04Just try to get all the way up there.
08:06You're a little flat.
08:06Tan with you.
08:08Tan with you.
08:09Tan with you.
08:10All right, calm down, Mariah.
08:15Grab some oil.
08:17I've got a place for you.
08:19You can't sing it up.
08:20No, I don't have it.
08:22Okay, okay.
08:22We'll keep it down.
08:23I want a tan light on it now.
08:27Is that wrong?
08:29Every time I've been on a team, I've been with Trixie on a team.
08:32And when we get into challenges, I see her kind of buckle.
08:35When the sun gets high, I'm gonna lay outside at noon again.
08:41Stop one second.
08:41Let's just try to find what pitch you're gonna sing on.
08:43So, let's fry.
08:44Can you sing up there?
08:45Let's fry.
08:46Up a little higher?
08:47Let's fry when the sun is high.
08:48Okay, so you don't come in on the downbeat.
08:50You come in a little bit after it.
08:51You got that white boy timing.
08:54You have to hear the sound of the music.
08:55There should be a quickerness to it,
08:56because it's sounding like you're drawing them out over the beat that's happening.
09:00Come, let's fry.
09:01Let's fry.
09:02And we'll lay outside.
09:04Oh, sorry.
09:07Get out of your shell, girl.
09:09What are you like on stage?
09:10I'm wild.
09:12I'm totally wild.
09:13So, where's that right now?
09:15Pearl and I are sisters.
09:17Pearl and I used to work together in Chicago before she moved to New York.
09:19She's just extremely chill.
09:22The way she talks moves everything.
09:24But for drag, she really does need to get herself a fresh pair of batteries,
09:26or they're gonna keep saying she doesn't care.
09:29Hey.
09:30Hey.
09:30How you doing?
09:31We're gonna do a parody of the Sissy That Walk video from last season.
09:36Courtney Act is played by Max.
09:38I am Bianca Del Rio.
09:39And Adore Delano is played by Violet.
09:42Cue track.
09:44I'm so over this, wishing that bitches were dead.
09:48I feel like you're a little nervous.
09:49Yeah, I am.
09:50You know, Bianca isn't really a singer.
09:52That's an opportunity for you to also maybe not sing him so much as just go into it and, like,
09:56make it funny.
09:57Die, die, die, die.
09:59Uh-oh, get ready to clock.
10:01Haha, that's nice.
10:02That was so much better.
10:04Pay myself up, throw a wig on my head.
10:08Are you doing it up the octave, or are you doing it down?
10:10I don't know.
10:10I don't know all this lingo.
10:11I've never done this before.
10:12Oh.
10:13Alright.
10:13Your timing wasn't great.
10:14I just went off your cue.
10:17There's tension between Vision and Violet because Violet has a tendency to snap back at people when they give her
10:22constructive criticism.
10:25Hello, ladies.
10:27Hi.
10:27So Rue assigns our team let the music play.
10:30And that bitch is always getting paid.
10:32So why don't we write a parody that's all about the products that she sells.
10:36Alright.
10:37Here we go.
10:37Here's the story of a star named Drew.
10:43A simple gal who started like me and you.
10:46But she bounced right back up with an album and a t-shirt, album and a t-shirt, album and
10:52a t-shirt.
10:52Well, uh, Ethel Merman and Paul Lynde had a love child bursting forth from Kasha's vocal cords.
11:01Hey bitches, I got paid!
11:04Oh my god.
11:05Yay!
11:07I don't know how exceptionally well we did in that room, but if we don't feel 100%, then we have
11:12to make up for it everywhere else.
11:14My voice was probably the strongest of the groups.
11:16But in a team, you have to worry about other people.
11:18Ain't no bad apple gonna rot my crop.
11:20Turn the lights on now.
11:22Should be like a, maybe a, well, since we're up, it's up, out, and then down.
11:27Then people should drop back.
11:28It'll have depth of field.
11:30For somebody with almost no performance experience, Miss Fame has a lot to say when it comes to putting something
11:36together.
11:37Okay, so get into your last position.
11:38This is sunblock down, girl.
11:39This is where you ended.
11:40No, we're coming back up from that.
11:41We're coming up from down.
11:43We have to figure out what the next move is gonna be.
11:45Then go ahead.
11:46What do you want it to be, girl?
11:47Well, if you get into the position, we could jump into it.
11:50Calm your ass down, girl.
11:51I am calm.
11:51You're not listening to me, though.
11:53Then what are you trying to say?
11:54Go ahead.
11:55Project.
11:55I'm trying.
11:56What in the hell is going on here?
12:00I think we have too many Chiefs and not enough Indians.
12:02It's gonna be a disaster.
12:08Wow.
12:09I'm totally having a flashback.
12:11We just recorded our track with Lucien, and now we're going in to record the video with Michelle and Rue.
12:17Okay, so listen, you kids can use all of the props you want to use, including the pit crew.
12:23You just cannot take off their just-in-case underwear.
12:27Okay, now think a door.
12:29Party.
12:30Hey, Violet, did you cinch?
12:31No, I have a hog body.
12:34Get it, girl.
12:36Try, try, try, try.
12:37Uh-oh.
12:38Uh-oh.
12:39Ah!
12:40I hope you trip.
12:42I hope you fall.
12:45Ha-ha-ha!
12:45Aye, aye, aye, aye.
12:47Uh-oh.
12:48Uh-oh.
12:50Max looks like himself with a wig on that's not gray.
12:55Okay.
12:56So, Max.
12:57Yes, Johnny.
12:58You gotta be more Courtney.
12:59Courtney was manic in that video.
13:00Okay.
13:01With her crazy eyes.
13:03Sounds like crazy eyes.
13:06I'm having a little bit of a struggle with the characterization.
13:08Courtney's a little bit harder to make, uh, funny.
13:12Courtney.
13:14Woof.
13:15Wow, look who's here.
13:17Hi, ladies.
13:19All right, so let's see what you got.
13:21Here's a story of a star named Rue.
13:26A simple gal who started like me and you.
13:32Kennedy has such a funny part, and she's putting her ghetto in it.
13:36And it just feels so good.
13:38But it didn't take long for her grand to really take off.
13:42Except for Drag U.
13:44Girl, that really was a rough spot.
13:46Oh, let's cut for a minute.
13:48Cut.
13:48Cut for a minute.
13:50Now, what was that, uh, Drag U lyric again?
13:53What'd you say about Drag U?
13:56That was a rough spot.
13:59All right, all right.
14:01Well, yeah, it was one of my favorite jobs, uh, to change people's lives, you know.
14:06Bitch, my heart fell through my chest to the basement.
14:10We've already laid down the track.
14:11There's no time to change this.
14:14Oh, my goodness.
14:15It's Tan Mom and all of her friends.
14:18Back from the Jersey Shore.
14:20All right, here we go.
14:21Grab some oil, I've got a place for you.
14:26Out on the seashore.
14:28Feel the heat on my sizzlin' meat
14:31As we hit the beach at noon again.
14:35Come, let's fry when the sun is hot.
14:38Gonna lay outside at noon again.
14:41Put the sunblock down.
14:44I want the tan lights on now.
14:48Melanoma.
14:50Cut.
14:50Trixie, why do you keep walking in and out of the shot?
14:53I thought it was like, record your phone thing and you're done now.
14:55Just stay in and model.
14:56If you're not singing, just ham it up.
14:59Mother .
15:00Okay, so you have some group choreography.
15:03Let's see that.
15:03We also wanted to do a show where we're low to the ground.
15:06If we're doing that group choreography, let's just get on the ground and do that.
15:08Yeah, let's get props.
15:09Let's just do it on the ground.
15:10When the time comes for that choreography.
15:11Tick tock, time is ticking.
15:13It would be great if we could all roll like rotisserie chicken.
15:16You want to try this, girl?
15:17All right, let's cue the track.
15:20And the snipers.
15:24Okay, okay.
15:25Are you kicking feet?
15:27The whole shoot seems a little disorganized.
15:29Left, right, left, right.
15:31Oh, girl.
15:32RuPaul and Michelle Visage are going to think we're a bunch of disorganized f***tards.
15:37Coming up.
15:38Don't let anyone else stand out.
15:40You have to.
15:41Were there big butt-gusting, knee-slapping LOLs?
15:43No.
15:43Don't be lazy.
15:45This is it.
15:53Let's work it out.
15:55All right, let's do it.
15:56Today, we're getting ready for our all green Eleganza runway.
16:00Everybody's just anxiously waiting to see how it all turns out on the main stage.
16:07So, girl, I see all these pictures over here with Sahara.
16:10Like, how'd you know her?
16:11Sahara is my sister.
16:12Oh, Davenport, duh.
16:14Yeah.
16:16This was like when we first, like, started coming out together.
16:20Me and my sister Sahara Davenport, we met in high school and we shared a lot of the same dreams.
16:27Was it a big shocker when she passed?
16:29Indeed it was.
16:30I mean, we just knew she was in the hospital and then she passed.
16:34Ugh.
16:35That was most heartbreaking for me because I'm way in Dallas.
16:37I have no money to go to the funeral or anything, so.
16:40Isn't that the worst feeling in the world?
16:42That was, like, the worst.
16:43I mean, that was my sister for real.
16:45I mean, like, if we come out the same we would have.
16:49Talking about Sahara, it feels good to know that her legacy is still alive.
16:54It's not just about me.
16:56My family motivate me to stay in this race.
17:20And what?
17:22Woo, girl.
17:23Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race.
17:26Michelle Visage.
17:27That color looks gorgeous on you.
17:29You should wear it more often.
17:30Someone's got to show these bitches how it's done.
17:32She bring it to you every ball.
17:34And Drag Race super fan and super judge, Ross Matthews.
17:39Welcome back.
17:41I'm here to butch it up a little bit.
17:43And producer of my album, Born Naked, Lucien Piani is here.
17:48Hey, Ru.
17:49I just want to ask you, from musician to musician,
17:51is this the first time you ever used autotune?
17:55And actress and co-founder of The Honest Company, Jessica Alba is here.
18:00Hey, girl.
18:01I love the body oil.
18:03It smells like creamsicle.
18:04I picked out the scent.
18:06Welcome.
18:07This week, we challenged our queens to create rusic video parodies.
18:12And tonight, they're ready to hit the runway dressed in all green.
18:18Sorry about it, Michelle.
18:22Gentlemen, start your engines.
18:24And may the best woman win.
18:26Now, sister that wild.
18:28Up first is Pearl.
18:30Pearl Aconda.
18:33I am Slytherin down this runway.
18:37Instead of wearing something that's green, I'd rather be something that's green.
18:41She's got a snake that needs to be charmed.
18:43Fangs for the memories.
18:45Miss Fang, green goddess.
18:48I love the shoulder pads.
18:50Those aren't shoulder pads.
18:51Those are her shoulders.
18:53So, I'm wearing this cosmic alien galactic green gown.
18:56I've got my face painted for the gods, and I'm living for the fantasy.
19:00Lana Turntor.
19:03Tixie, Mattel.
19:04Domo Oregata Ho.
19:06I'm giving classic beauty married to Chinese beef.
19:10Hold the MSG, but you will be hungry again in an hour.
19:13She's been Shanghai.
19:17Katya.
19:18Emerald City Fashion Week.
19:22I am in love with my look.
19:24I'm sissing that leg.
19:26I feel confident.
19:27I feel sexy.
19:27I feel stupid.
19:29Yes, honey.
19:29She is serving green legs and ham.
19:34Max.
19:34I think she went too big with her cup size.
19:37Those are her lucky charms.
19:39I'm the three A's.
19:41Antique androgynous Antoinette, if you will.
19:43She's a little bitchy.
19:44It's a period piece.
19:46Ha, ha, ha.
19:47Jayden Dior Fias.
19:48You know, I was looking for camouflage the other week, but I couldn't find it.
19:52There she is.
19:54Aww.
19:55I'm giving them bright neon camouflage realness.
19:57And I'm feeling it.
19:58I ain't trying to hide that much.
20:00She's got a sea weave.
20:02Violet Chachki.
20:03Oh, wow.
20:05Yeah.
20:05B is for victory.
20:07It's also for vagina.
20:08Oh.
20:09That is the most perfect ass.
20:11Bitch, I am serving lime green showgirl.
20:14I'm giving you ass, ass, ass.
20:16It's almost as if the Road Runner were a showgirl and green.
20:20Mimi.
20:22Candy Ho.
20:24The chartreuse Chanteuse.
20:26Hell green was my valley of the dolls.
20:29I'm just giving you a sweet and sexy side of me.
20:32And hopefully that sweetness stays in your mouth and you taste it all the way through.
20:37She's a hot Latina.
20:38I love when my hair matches my dress.
20:40Just the tip.
20:40Just the tip.
20:41Just the tip.
20:42Mrs. Kasha Davis.
20:44Cash money millionaire.
20:45Yes.
20:46Opulence.
20:47She owns everything.
20:49Mrs. Kasha Davis wants to let everybody know that she may have made some of that money
20:54in the red light district, but it's her money nonetheless.
20:56She put the cash in Kasha Davis.
20:59Dollar make ya holla.
21:02LaGuardia.
21:03Newark.
21:04Kennedy.
21:04Oh.
21:05She's playing her green card.
21:08I'm serving with the utmost confidence because my hair is whooped and beat.
21:13My face is done and you cannot tell me nothing.
21:17All that glitters is green.
21:19How much did her hair have to smoke to get that high?
21:22Ginger Minj.
21:24She's cute.
21:25Herky in pistachio.
21:27I am serving you some leprechaun realness.
21:30I look like a glamour toad and I feel like a million bucks.
21:33Not today, Satin.
21:34Not today.
21:35Oh, my God.
21:37Now, sissy that wild.
21:38Coming up.
21:39It's a hint of green, really.
21:40Everyone else has looks.
21:42Concepts.
21:43Are you a stoner, girl?
21:44I feel picked on almost.
21:53Welcome, ladies.
21:54It's time to debut your videos.
21:57First up, the parody of Dance With You.
22:01Grab some oil, I've got a place for you.
22:07821 00 &akatum, which is $3, looting.
22:12221 00 & 누�
22:13Feel the heat on my sizzlin' meat as we hit the beach at noon again
22:20Come let's fry when the sun is high Gonna lay outside at noon again
22:27Turn the lights on now Melanoma
22:33I wanna tan I wanna tan tan I wanna tan tan
22:38I wanna tan tan Tan with you
22:41I wanna tan tan I wanna tan tan I wanna tan tan Tan with you
22:48Gonna turn and burn Gonna turn and burn and tan with you
22:51Gonna turn and burn Gonna turn and burn and burn and burn
22:55Gonna roast and toast Gonna roast and toast and tan for you
22:58Gonna roast and toast Gonna roast and toast and toast and turn
23:01Turn the lights on now Put the sunblock down
23:07I want a tan, I want a tan tan, I want a tan tan, I want a tan tan, tan
23:14with you.
23:16Look at your skin, honey.
23:17That's me with a f***ing baby oil, bitch.
23:22Oh my god.
23:25Next up, the parody of Sissy That Walk.
23:32Pay myself a throw a wig on my head.
23:36I'm so over this, wishing that these bitches were dead.
23:40Hear me talking, constantly in my prime.
23:43Top three, all T, ego trip all the time.
23:47I hope you trip, I hope you fall.
23:50I hardly wear makeup at all.
23:53My hands don't reach, I'm just too tall.
23:57Sashay away, sashay away.
24:00Try, try, try, try.
24:02Uh-oh, uh-oh.
24:03I, I, I, I, uh-oh, uh-oh.
24:07Dry, dry, dry, dry.
24:09Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh.
24:10Try, try, try, try.
24:12Uh-oh, get ready to clock.
24:14Need help, Perkins?
24:15Beat it, queen.
24:17Party.
24:17Not today, Satan.
24:19Colton knows how to do sexy.
24:20Cry, cry, cry, cry.
24:22Uh-oh, uh-oh.
24:24I, I, I, I.
24:26Uh-oh, uh-oh.
24:27Bye, bye, bye, bye.
24:29Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh.
24:31Die, die, die, die.
24:33Uh-oh, get ready to clock.
24:39All right, last but not least, the parody of Let the Music Play.
24:44Here's the story of a star named Rue.
24:48A simple gal who's farted like me and you.
24:52First she sewed a wig, then a lash or two.
24:57Now she hosts her show and sells her perfume.
25:01But it didn't take long for her brand to really take off.
25:05Except for Drag U.
25:07Girl, that really was a rough spot.
25:09And she bounced right back up with an album and a t-shirt.
25:13And a t-shirt, album and a t-shirt.
25:16Album and a t-shirt.
25:17To be a famous TV host.
25:21Be the hostess with the most.
25:25Products.
25:26Slapping your face on a candy bar.
25:28Letting the world know you're a superstar.
25:30Then say, yeah, hey bitches, I got pain.
25:35But it didn't take long for her brand to really take off.
25:40Except for Drag U.
25:41Girl, what lady about I gonna do now?
25:44But she bounced right back up with an album and a t-shirt.
25:48And a t-shirt, album and a t-shirt.
25:50Hey bitches, I got pain.
25:52Ain't nobody gonna tie a break.
25:57You can re-watch the Ruzik videos at LogoTV.com.
26:01Ladies, I've made some decisions.
26:05Coming up.
26:06You were the weakest.
26:07You are not standing out for me.
26:09Get your head out of your ass.
26:17Ladies, when I call your name, please step forward.
26:21Katya.
26:27This week, each of you emerged as the star of your group.
26:33But one of you really made a mockery of everything I hold sacred.
26:41Kennedy Davenport.
26:43Condragulations, you are the winner of this week's challenge.
26:46Oh, my God.
26:47You'll receive a three-year supply of essential family products from The Honest Company.
26:53They smell really good.
26:54Thank you so much.
26:56Miss Fame and Ginger Minj.
26:59You're both safe.
27:02The five of you may leave the stage.
27:08Ladies, it's time for the judges' critiques.
27:12First up, Pearl.
27:14About your character in the tan with you video.
27:16You gotta loosen it up, girl.
27:18Come out of your shell.
27:19We want more vitality and more energy and more star power.
27:25Are you a stoner, girl?
27:27Because that's, like, the vibe I get.
27:28I don't know.
27:29I feel like there's plenty of girls here that are sort of taking their time coming out of their shell.
27:33But I feel picked on, almost.
27:36All right.
27:37Thanks, Pearl.
27:39Moving on.
27:40Trixie Mattel.
27:41The idea of tan with you is funny.
27:43Were there big, butt-gusting, knee-slapping LOLs?
27:45No, but I liked it.
27:46You are not standing out for me.
27:47And I want to see some identity and some flavor.
27:51And I'm not getting that from you yet.
27:52If you're gonna be the comedy queen, you gotta go all the way.
27:56Don't let anyone else stand out.
27:58You have to.
28:00Next up, Matt.
28:01I do enjoy the look tonight.
28:02I wish it was all green.
28:03It's a hint of green, really.
28:05All right.
28:06And I'm gonna challenge you to give us a look without gray hair.
28:10All right.
28:10I know there's not a lot of green, but I just, I think it's so creative and so cool.
28:15In your group, I also felt like you were the weakest.
28:18Courtney Act is not easy to do.
28:20She's not a big personality.
28:21But I felt like you could have done more.
28:25Next up, Violet Chachki.
28:27Your tushy is so phenomenal.
28:29It's just perfection.
28:31Yes.
28:31It's so good.
28:33Your adora was quite good, too.
28:36I think you could have even done more besides just the stomping and the open mouth.
28:39But again, more, bigger.
28:40Now is your time.
28:41Thank you very much.
28:42Next up, Candy Ho.
28:44Oh, what the?
28:45If you look around, everyone else has looks, concepts.
28:48And I don't think a pretty dress is enough.
28:51You were on a team with three other really big personalities.
28:54And I wanted you to stand out even more.
28:56You got lost in that challenge.
28:59Next up, Mrs. Kasha Davis.
29:02You walked out in that outfit.
29:03And I love a sticky queen.
29:05And it's a great twist on the green theme.
29:07So let's talk about the video.
29:09This kind of sing talk thing that you do.
29:13Throw the wig.
29:14Do you not think you could sing?
29:16Is that where we're going?
29:16What happened was I think Bea Arthur was inside me when we were recording.
29:20And I was like, there's the voice today.
29:21We have something in common.
29:23Bea Arthur was once inside me as well.
29:25Wow.
29:27All right, ladies, I think we've heard enough.
29:29While you untuck backstage, the judges and I will deliberate.
29:34All right, just between you, me, and these fierce drag jewels I'm wearing, what do you think?
29:41Pearl.
29:42She just kind of feels lazy.
29:43And it's like, don't be lazy.
29:45This is it.
29:46I feel like it's nervousness.
29:49What would you tell her?
29:50Get your head out of your ass.
29:52Work it out.
29:53Trixie Mattel.
29:54She claims to be campy and she dresses like a camp queen, but I've not seen the personality
29:58that matches that yet.
29:59I didn't really understand who Trixie was.
30:01She was lost in the video.
30:03You know, I've seen a lot of audition tapes and hers was one of the funniest I've ever
30:07seen.
30:07But Trixie has yet to emerge as Trixie.
30:10Max.
30:11Well, you can tell in the runway just how creative she is.
30:14And you have to be intelligent to be that creative.
30:16I was a little underwhelmed by this characterization.
30:19She was worried more about being the best Courtney Act she could be.
30:22Right.
30:22Instead of being the drag version of Courtney Act.
30:24Exactly.
30:25Violet.
30:25Here's a queen who has studied.
30:27She's really smart and 22 years old.
30:30Oh, I want to suck the life out of her.
30:34It's funny because Violet in the studio struggled a little bit.
30:37And then I saw the video and it was like, oh my gosh, that's adorable.
30:41Listen, I think she could have gone further in the video.
30:43A little more over the top.
30:45Candy hoe.
30:46She didn't stand out in the video, but she did a great job with those ad-libs.
30:50Like that is what impressed me the most.
30:51Yes.
30:52But standing next to these other queens personally wasn't enough.
30:55It seems like she's really channeling glamour and that's kind of it.
31:00All right, Mrs. Kasha Davis.
31:03She did kind of blend in a little bit too much in the video.
31:06But I love, I don't know, I love her because she feels, she harkens back to a different sort of
31:11age of drag to me.
31:13Why were you looking at me when you said that?
31:15I specifically did it.
31:18Silence.
31:19Silence.
31:19I've made my decision.
31:21Bring back my girls.
31:23What?
31:24Bring back my girls!
31:31Welcome back, ladies.
31:33I've made some decisions.
31:36Violet Tchotchke.
31:38You're safe.
31:40Max.
31:42You're safe.
31:45Mrs. Kasha Davis.
31:47You're safe.
31:54Pearl, you are a magical queen, but your performance failed to charm the judges.
32:01I'm sorry, my dear, but you're up for elimination.
32:05I felt really good about this challenge, like going into it, but who the knows anymore?
32:12Trixie Mattel, you went for the comedy gold, but all we got was bronze.
32:19Candy Ho, your video performance wasn't sticky, and your runway look is not so sweet.
32:28Candy Ho.
32:34Trixie Mattel, you're safe.
32:38Trixie, my dear, I'm sorry, but you are up for elimination.
32:44Two queens stand before me.
32:47Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me and save yourself from elimination.
32:57The time has come.
33:00Do you lip sync for your life?
33:06I look over at Pearl.
33:07I love Pearl, but I'm in it to win it.
33:10I know the song, like the back of my man hands, and I think, I'm going out kicking and screaming.
33:14Let's do this.
33:15Good luck, and don't f*** it up.
33:26When I met you in your restaurant
33:31You could tell I was no dare to talk
33:37You asked me where some pleasure
33:40I knew before you measured
33:43A heart of coffee tea
33:47Trixie's giving it her all
33:48She's showing some camp
33:49She's showing some dance moves
33:50She's working the runway
33:51And I'm enjoying Trixie's performance
33:53Meet me, walk into my
33:56Meet me, meet me
33:57I've been turned on
33:58I've never met him
34:01I'll never look at him
34:02I'm so torn because in a lot of ways
34:06I feel like Trixie deserves to be here more than me
34:08But the other half of me is like
34:10No, you get your f*** together
34:15Dreaming
34:17To suck and have your baby
34:21I'm so torn in your car
34:23I'm so torn in your car
34:25I'm so torn in my car
34:26I'm so torn in my car
34:28Dreaming
34:29Dreaming is free
34:31Dreaming
34:32Dreaming
34:33Dreaming is free
34:41Dreaming is free
34:42Ladies
34:44I've made my decision
34:54Pearl, Chante, you stay
35:04Talk to me, Pearl
35:05I just love her so much
35:07I feel
35:10All right, you may join the other girls
35:21Trixie Mattel, you are an amazing queen
35:25Keep on dreaming and keep them laughing
35:28Now, sashay away
35:31Thank you
35:36Bye
35:39It's kind of embarrassing to be a comedy queen
35:41And go home on a comedy challenge
35:44I had more cool looks
35:45I had better jokes
35:46And I'm funnier than what I was showing
35:47So that was a bummer
35:48But I hope that I get to meet lots of fans
35:50Who like what I do
35:55Condragulations, ladies
35:56Now remember, if you can't love yourself
35:58How in the hell are you going to love somebody else?
36:01Can I get an amen up in here?
36:02Amen
36:03All right, now let the music play