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00:09Oh, well that was something. I'm glad we didn't have to go home. Me too. I have no words.
00:18I'm so scared that I came that close to leaving so soon.
00:27Well, I think everyone who gasped in the background when I didn't look like I was staying, appreciated that.
00:34I was going to cause a riot if she sent you home. I was like, no, you made the wrong
00:38decision.
00:44Are you not going to congratulate Adora and I? Do you think that we didn't deserve to win as a
00:49team?
00:49I didn't think that you should have won.
00:52I'm sure many of my competitors felt that Adora carried me for this win.
00:55But at the end of the day, she's standing in an 80s sweater and a skirt from Forever 21.
00:59And I spent a lot of time on my look. Party.
01:04Jocelyn, I mean, you're being very quiet. What's going on?
01:08Tonight in the Silver Lounge, Courtney read my look.
01:11I just think that your drag isn't as polished as the other drag in the competition right now.
01:18Do you guys really feel like I shouldn't be here?
01:20No, no, no, no.
01:20I think you deserve to be here. I do feel that the look tonight wasn't executed as well as the
01:25vision in your head.
01:28But if you want anything, I got a whole box full of shit.
01:30I've got a whole rack of things.
01:35I've been doing drag for 13 years and I'm not being mean, I'm just being factual.
01:41But I didn't mean it in any way to hurt her feelings.
01:43I didn't want you to think that I was saying that you weren't deserving of being in the competition.
01:48I think because I have such a big respect for you, it makes me feel bad about myself.
01:52Like, I need you to understand, like, that hurt me really bad.
01:56But nothing else has hurt me since I've been in this competition than when you told me that I looked
02:00unpolished.
02:02If you need any help by any means, I'm just trying to offer a hand because I would like to
02:06see you do even better.
02:08No, and I appreciate you offering me help, but I just, I can't help but take it as patronizing, almost.
02:12Well, I mean, I guess it is a little bit.
02:15At this point, I don't know if I look up to Courtney as much.
02:18This is not about making friends.
02:20Now, it's game on.
02:26The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race receives a sickening supply of Color Evolution Cosmetics
02:30and a cash prize of $100,000.
02:33With extra special guest judges, Bruce Valanche and Jamie Presley.
02:44Come on, Cloud9 Realness.
02:46Yeah!
02:47I'm still here!
02:48Yay!
02:49I am really excited for a new day, a new challenge, a new chance to prove myself.
02:54And then now we're out.
02:56Again.
02:57Of course!
02:59You can roll your eyes, mama.
03:00Okay, you know what?
03:00I'm not your mama.
03:01My name is Bianca.
03:03We're gone just feeling her fantasy.
03:04Yes, fierce.
03:05Yes, mama.
03:06I'm over it.
03:08Thank you, Jesus.
03:09Let's roll, mama!
03:11You dash email.
03:12Hey, you crazy characters.
03:15Now, to become America's next drag superstar, just do you.
03:19But be careful, because if you do you too often, you might just go blind.
03:25It's not funny.
03:27This one's got me stomped.
03:29Hello, hello, hello!
03:31Hi!
03:31Hi!
03:33Now, America's next drag superstar has to look sickening from every angle.
03:38So, for today's mini challenge, you'll be lip syncing upside down and lying on your
03:44back.
03:45Oh, God.
03:46Which I'm sure you've all done before.
03:48Ogre!
03:49Oh, Scruff Pit Crew!
03:54Where are they?
03:56Oh, they're only 20 feet away from my current location.
04:00Oh!
04:02Well, hello.
04:03Using the materials provided, you'll need to drag up your chin like it's your face.
04:09Yay!
04:11Ready, set, go!
04:18First, Bianca Del Rio.
04:20Ready.
04:22Chin up, Bianca.
04:24Hit it!
04:26Fill up with a stupid world.
04:29Where's my dumbass gun?
04:31Shoot em up.
04:32Bang, bang, bang.
04:33I say we forget the noise.
04:36Take them one by one.
04:38Get it done.
04:39Hey, hey, hey.
04:40Our society.
04:41Better way with life alone.
04:43For hypocrisy.
04:44Seeing that you will, but you won't.
04:46The audacity.
04:48Tell us how our life is wrong.
04:49Get your rap along.
04:51Oh, oh, oh, oh.
04:52So stand up.
04:53Jenny's chin looks like vivacious.
04:55It's so funny.
04:57How you wanna love?
04:59And raise your voices.
05:00Say your battle song.
05:02A revolution.
05:04Get your rap along.
05:05Oh, oh, oh, oh.
05:07Ah, ah, ah.
05:08One of you stood out by the hairpiece on your chin, chin, chin.
05:14Jocelyn Fultz.
05:16Yay!
05:18Congratulations, the Fox that Rocks.
05:21Thank you, Ru.
05:22Now ladies, for today's main challenge, you'll be performing a good old fashion comedy show.
05:29Hashtag drag queens of comedy
05:31Each of you needs to write and perform a stand-up comedy
05:35Hurricane Bianca's in town
05:37No one is safe
05:39Now Jocelyn, since you won the mini challenge
05:42You get to pick the order of the lineup
05:44Now I want you to use your charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent
05:49To tickle my funny bone
05:51It's right here where my rib used to be
05:55So gentlemen, start your engines
05:58And may the best woman win
06:00Alright, let's do this, ladies
06:07Alright, Courtney is an asshole
06:10Oh my god, that's a guaranteed line
06:13There are two R's in your name
06:14Why, are you making jokes about me?
06:15No, I'm just making a list of all the girls
06:17So I can think about the order I'm going to put you all in
06:19So here's what you do, Jocelyn
06:21You put Bianca on first
06:22And then whoever you want to throw under the bus
06:23You put second
06:24Then you put me second last
06:26And you last
06:28That's just shady
06:29Yesterday you were suggesting that her drag was ugly
06:31Today you're telling her how to do a lineup
06:32Yeah, isn't that funny?
06:33You are a shady cunt
06:35Love you, Jocelyn
06:56Dayla's really freaking me out right now
06:58This bitch is talking to herself
06:59I was like, bitch, I thought I was the crazy one up in here
07:02Alright, what do you have, Bendela?
07:05Um, I think that I'm going to go with something that's sort of more a blanket personal narrative
07:14New slapper
07:17Coming up
07:18I get to decide the order the girls perform in
07:21First up, opening the show
07:31Today we're getting ready for our stand-up comedy routine in front of a live audience
07:36This is definitely one of the hardest challenges of the competition so far
07:41Adore, are you going to write material or are you just going to write a card for guidelines saying
07:45Cool, awesome, chola, my ma, hump, Libra
07:48Party
07:48Party
07:49Fuck off
07:50Fuck all the way off
07:56Shit
07:58So what are you going to do, Jocelyn?
07:59Have you got any ideas?
08:00When I wait tables, like, that's like my opportunity to be a stand-up comedian
08:03So I'm always cracking jokes
08:04If somebody orders a jumbo shrimp cocktail, I'll say
08:07I hope you're not allergic
08:08And they'll say to what?
08:09I'll say to an oxymoron
08:12Jumbo shrimp
08:14Pregnant pause
08:14Pregnant pause
08:16I know that stand-up comedy is not my cup of soup
08:20Cup of tea
08:21Cup of bola
08:22What?
08:22Cup of tea
08:23This is not my cup of tea
08:26Where did Laganja go?
08:28I don't know
08:29Laganja, are you here?
08:32Oh, oh well
08:33Yes, girl
08:34Oh, come on
08:37I love it
08:38She's under the table
08:39How y'all doing?
08:41Oh, let me get more attention
08:43Like the big no smoking sign on my head
08:45Let me get under a table
08:46Really, queen?
08:48My name is Miss Laganja
08:50But you can call me Miss Mary Jane
08:52Or for my Latin folk in the audience
08:55La marijuana
08:56I think in this competition
08:57You have to stand out
08:59And be a bold character
09:00This is the perfect challenge to showcase Laganja
09:03Honey, I am gonna give you stoner realness
09:05Girl, if it ain't green
09:06Well, girl, I'm not interested
09:10Need a transition
09:11The judges say that I'm hiding behind a character
09:14But I think Laganja is maybe the person
09:16Who's actually afraid to be exposed right now
09:19How you doing, Dayla?
09:21Oh, I'm plugging away
09:22How are you?
09:23Girl, I'm just trying to, you know
09:24Remember what it was like to be in a tent
09:26And just, you know, really channel that inner child
09:29Okay
09:30This person is not the Laganja that I know
09:32And it's freaking me the hell out
09:34Okay
09:36Hello, hello, hello
09:38How are my drag queens of comedy?
09:42Hilarious
09:42Yucka, yucka, yuck
09:45Hey, Dayla
09:46Hi, Rue
09:47Now, last week you were in the bottom two
09:49Yes, I was
09:50Do you feel a lot of pressure to bounce back from all that?
09:53I definitely do, yeah
09:54I was really devastated to be down there
09:57What are you the most nervous about?
10:00I, you know, don't have zingy one-liners
10:03I consider my humor to be very character-based
10:05You know, there was the note from Michelle
10:07That she didn't know who you are
10:10Because you do a character
10:11Yeah
10:11But on an emotional level, that that wasn't coming through
10:13But I also feel like this is the perfect challenge
10:15For me to have the opportunity to do that
10:17Well, I look forward to it
10:19Get back to work
10:19Thank you, Rue
10:20All right
10:21Well, hello, Miss Bianca
10:23Hi
10:23Everyone's looking to you to be the standout in this challenge
10:27Does it make you nervous?
10:29Concerned? Yeah
10:30But you're very funny
10:31But for me, it's more observations than in the moment
10:33I don't do well with sitting down and writing, here is a joke
10:36Now, in the past, you've actually helped a lot of queens in this competition
10:40Yeah
10:40Who's helping you out?
10:42Well, they're all helping me out by being horrible and making me look better
10:45And I'm not just a nasty cunt
10:46I will help them pack to go home
10:48I mean, you ain't even got to fold some of the shit they're wearing
10:52You just bottle that
10:53Put that in bag number five, bitch
10:55Get to stepping
10:56All right, see you out there
10:57Thank you
10:57This challenge is really a shit or get off the pot moment
11:00So let's hope I can deliver a nice, big turd
11:02Trinity K. Bonet
11:04Hey, Mama
11:05Hi
11:06Have you ever done stand-up before?
11:07No
11:08Do you know any jokes?
11:12Um, I can't tell you exactly what it's going to be right now
11:14But when I feel like I have a magnifying glass over me or something
11:17That's when it gets hard
11:21I know what you're capable of
11:22In the last challenge, your comedy came out
11:25But it's interesting that almost by habit, you shut down
11:28I don't know, it's just almost something I can't control
11:30You just, you are who you are
11:32I know that there's a block there
11:34And so that's for you to unlock
11:36Don't let the moment pass you by
11:38All right, Trinity, I'm counting on you
11:40Rue is counting on me to deliver something
11:43And he know damn well I can't do
11:48All right, ladies, gather around
11:50To prove that your comedy has a broad appeal
11:54I've invited a senior citizens group to join us
11:57Yes, they will be sitting front and center
12:02I told you it was going to be an old-fashioned comedy show
12:06Make them laugh
12:07Anyone close to me knows that
12:09Cunt, bitch, fuck, damn shit and ass are my favorite words to use
12:15I'm fucked
12:17Gentlemen, start your engines
12:19And may the best woman win
12:28So is anyone curious as to the order I've put us all in?
12:32Yes
12:32Because I won the mini-challenge today
12:34I get to decide the order that the girls perform in for the comedy show
12:38Okay, now
12:40First up, we'll be opening the show
12:43With none other than the incomparable Darian Lake
12:49Following Darian is Courtney
12:53Jocelyn is a shady little character
12:56She's dumb like a fox
12:58But because I'm following Darian
12:59I have to make sure that I am very funny
13:01And Courtney will be introducing our third performer
13:04Adore
13:06Following Adore will be Miss Ben Delacreme
13:09And then in our fifth slot
13:11It's Laganja Estrangea
13:14After Laganja will be Miss Trinity K. Bonet
13:17Following Trinity will be the funniest girl in the whole bit
13:20Miss Jocelyn
13:21Oh, that's me
13:23And then closing the show
13:24Will be the oldest of all the queens
13:26Miss Bianca Del Rio
13:29Let's hope I can stay awake
13:30Till I go on
13:33Coming up
13:33I know we got some old people here in the audience tonight
13:37Yeah, did you guys all come together
13:39On the arc?
13:50I am Sparkletus
13:52It's comedy
13:54Today we have to do a stand-up routine in front of a live audience
13:56I've never done one
13:58Let alone in front of the elderly
13:59For me, this is the toughest challenge this far
14:02It's gonna be rough
14:03So Jossie Joss sticks
14:05Do you have any old people that you relate to?
14:07I'm very close with my grandparents
14:09And they've always been very supportive of me
14:11Oh, that's good
14:12My grandfather was, you know, always my biggest fan
14:15And I remember he had read about a Broadway star
14:18She was up for her first Tony
14:20And she overheard some of the other nominees
14:22Saying how big of a joke she was
14:24And that she didn't deserve to be nominated
14:26And there's no way she was going to win
14:27And she said she got really down on herself
14:29And went back out there completely feeling defeated
14:32And then she won the Tony
14:34I remember him bringing me that article
14:36And saying, you can be that same person
14:38You have what it takes
14:39This is kind of like my F-you
14:41To all the people who thought I couldn't succeed in it
14:44And I just, I can't wait
14:47To hear what he has to say
14:48Because I know he'll be prouder than anyone else
14:50Oh, that's nice
14:55Bianca, you have any worries at all?
14:57I don't fucking know
14:58What's your worst nightmare of going out there?
15:00My worst nightmare is sitting next to you
15:02Like we are now
15:04You're like evil nice
15:05Like what's with that?
15:07Like you can't hate you
15:07Because you're helpful and you're sweet
15:09But you're truthful
15:10But you're a dick
15:11If you'd have said this on day one
15:12I'd have been your friend
15:13It's amazing we get this close
15:14And you're leaving today
15:16What?
15:18I fucking hate you
15:42Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Chuckle Hut
15:47LOL, it's Michelle Visage
15:50The fierce flower is clearly in bloom tonight
15:53My favorite straight man, Santino Rice
15:58Blooming gorgeous, Ru
15:59Comedy legend, Bruce Valanche
16:02I'm going to come over and pollinate you
16:04LOL, I thought you'd never ask
16:06And Jamie Presley
16:08Hello
16:08How can one person be so beautiful and so funny?
16:13I'm talking about myself
16:14LOL, JK, Miss Thing
16:18We are so happy to have you here
16:20This week we challenged our queens
16:22To put on a good old-fashioned comedy show
16:24And boy are my arms tired
16:26LOL, I'm sorry
16:27Gentlemen, start your engines
16:30And may the best woman win
16:32The Drag Queens of Comedy
16:35LOL, I'm sorry
16:42LOL, I'm sorry
16:43LOL, I'm sorry
16:43My name is Miss Darian Lake
16:45I like to say Miss
16:46Because it lets the boys know I'm single
16:47You know
16:48Of course my 14 cats
16:50And my appearance on Hoarders
16:52Buried Alive
16:53Might also let them know I'm single
16:54I asked my mother
16:55I'm like, Mom
16:56How did I end up so twisted?
16:58Like, did you like drop me on my head
16:59When I was a baby?
17:00She was like, Honey
17:01You have to be held
17:02To be dropped
17:03LOL, I'm here representing
17:08All the big and curvy girls
17:10LOL, I'm trying to get in shape
17:13I mean, well, round is a shape
17:15I mean, well, round is a shape, you know
17:16At the gym, I'm like a ninja
17:19You will never see me there
17:21LOL, I know we got some old people here in the audience tonight
17:26Yes, how are y'all doing?
17:27Yeah, did you guys all come together on the Ark?
17:31LOL, I don't know why I said hello
17:35As you may have all gathered from my accent
17:37I am from Idaho
17:39LOL, I'm kidding
17:41I'm from Australia
17:42Land of kangaroos
17:44Land of Olivia Newton-John
17:46And throw another shrimp on the barbie
17:48Yeah
17:49Well, what if I don't want shrimp thrown on me?
17:52LOL, I want to look fishy
17:54Not smell fishy
17:55LOL, so I moved to America recently
18:00I moved to West Hollywood
18:01And I've written a little bit of a song
18:03About some of the people that I've met there
18:05And I'd like to sing it for you now
18:07They'll take you down with just one look
18:10They hunt in packs
18:12They don't read books
18:13Injectable tans and no tattoos
18:16Too young for Botox
18:18Got nothing to lose
18:20They're the mean gays
18:22They live in West Hollywood
18:23They're the mean gays
18:25Well, you would if they could
18:26I'm a mean gay
18:27Well, you would if you could
18:29I might look nice
18:30But do things twice before you take me on
18:34Thank you
18:36Hi
18:37You're probably wondering
18:38Why I look like a Mexican Katy Perry
18:39Right now, aren't you?
18:41My mother is a chola
18:42Do you guys know what a chola is?
18:43Can I get a show of hands?
18:44Yeah, we're in LA, motherfucker
18:47Yeah
18:49My mom's a chola
18:50And she likes big cock
18:51Okay
18:52No, yeah
18:53I was really scared
18:54When I heard that senior citizens
18:56Were going to be in the fucking audience tonight
18:57Okay
18:58Just blame my fucking grandma
19:00Because she likes to go to TJ
19:01And get work done
19:01So I never grasp the concept
19:02To respect my elders
19:03The bitch never ages
19:05She's a fake ass
19:06And a fake hip
19:07And I'm pretty sure the ass came first
19:08And broke the hip
19:09So I don't know what the hell she's doing
19:10But anyways
19:11My grandma's a whore
19:12No?
19:13Okay, cool
19:13It's my first time, people
19:14Ha ha
19:15You guys having fun?
19:16Yeah
19:18I'll mow your lawns later
19:21My name is Ben De La Cram
19:23Hold for applause
19:24Okay
19:24And I'm delighted to be here
19:27With a live audience
19:29I love it
19:30When there's people just
19:30Right in front of me
19:31And I can feel like
19:32I can just reach right out
19:33And touch you if I wanted to
19:34I don't want to
19:34Don't worry about that
19:35But I feel like I could
19:36If I wanted to
19:37Which is a great option to have
19:39I'm far away from my hometown
19:40Of Seattle, Washington
19:42It's the city that never dries
19:44But you know
19:44It's rain is not so bad
19:46It is a moist area
19:47But it's my moist area
19:49And I love it
19:51A lot of people come there
19:52You just need to wear the right protection
19:54You know
19:54There's a lot of stereotypes
19:55About Seattleites
19:57But they're really just regular folk
19:59Extremely regular folk
20:01You know, caffeine
20:02All in line for the restroom
20:03We love a good rest
20:04But I digress
20:07The point is
20:08I feel like I've learned
20:09To sort of weave a story
20:11Bring somebody on an arc
20:13That really ends somewhere
20:14Where they feel like
20:15The whole thing's been meaningful
20:17And they're gonna wind up
20:18With something that made
20:19The whole thing worthwhile
20:20So tell us a joke
20:25Um, goodnight everybody
20:28Wow
20:38Hey, hey, hey, hey
20:39Put your lighters up
20:41Gondja's in the house
20:43Ew
20:45As you can tell from my accent
20:46I am from Dallas, Texas
20:48And it was not very easy
20:50Growing up looking like this
20:51Whether I was playing
20:52In my grandma's clothes
20:53Or putting on a show
20:55For my well-organized
20:56Alphabetically ordered
20:57Beanie Babies
20:58I was g-g-g-gay
21:00Okay
21:01But it wasn't until
21:02I moved to Los Angeles
21:04That I discovered marijuana
21:06I mean, I like to smoke
21:07Y'all, I am just flying as high
21:09As your receding hairline
21:10Okay
21:12Marijuana really does
21:13Help me calm down
21:14So y'all
21:15I went to Valencia
21:16Where they filmed
21:17The TV show Weeds
21:18Now, y'all
21:19It's very dry
21:20It's almost kind of
21:21Like your vagina
21:23Can I get an amen?
21:25Now y'all
21:26I am a tree hugger
21:27Because if it ain't green
21:29I'm not interested
21:31Okay
21:36Get up and show me some love
21:38Come on
21:39Get up
21:39Show me some love
21:41Get up
21:41I got on all this shit
21:42All this drag
21:43This stuff is hot
21:44Thank you
21:45Thank you
21:46This ain't easy
21:46I'm not a comedian
21:47So go sit down
21:48Sit down
21:48Sit down
21:49Sit down
21:49Shit
21:49Shit
21:50Sit down
21:51So if you all
21:52Have not already noticed
21:53I am black
21:54But don't be worried
21:55You know
21:55You don't have to
21:55Hold on to your purses
21:56In your wallets
21:56I already got them
21:57Growing up for me
22:00Was really hard
22:00Because we were really poor
22:02We were like good times poor
22:03It was really really bad
22:04And the only way
22:06We had the opportunity
22:07To eat was
22:08My mother would read us
22:09Recipes from a cookbook
22:12And oh how I got
22:14Full mini nights
22:15Off of the roast beef
22:16On page 27
22:19But a really unfortunate
22:20Thing happened
22:21My sister caught
22:21An ear infection
22:22So she starved to death
22:25I really grew up
22:26A lot with my grandmother
22:27I stayed at my grandmother's house
22:28One because she was just
22:29A sweet lady
22:30And two because she had food
22:32But she had this
22:34Really crazy obsession
22:35With her bills
22:36And it was the light bill
22:37In particular
22:37Everything involved
22:38The light bill
22:39Stop running around
22:41My house like that
22:41You're going to run
22:42My light bill
22:43Stop flushing that toilet
22:45So much
22:46You're going to run
22:46My damn light bill
22:48Stop breathing so much
22:50You're going to run
22:50My light bill
22:51I just feel like
22:52I can be myself
22:53And just let my hair down
22:55With all of you people
22:59Good times
23:00It's a party
23:00It's a party
23:01Yes
23:03You know
23:03I've suffered from ADHD
23:05All of my life
23:06It's a constant struggle
23:07Every day
23:09Oh look
23:09A rhinestone
23:12But I'm always
23:12Getting shit
23:13You know
23:13Oh
23:14You're so skinny
23:15Why don't you
23:15Just eat something
23:16Or eat a cheeseburger
23:17You skinny bitch
23:19And all I want to say is
23:20Well then give me
23:21Something to eat
23:22I'm fucking starving
23:24So I've got
23:25A little theory going here
23:25Ever since I've come
23:26To the show
23:27And I've met RuPaul
23:28I have a little theory here
23:29I'm going to run it by you
23:30I've seen RuPaul
23:31In the work room
23:32Out of drag
23:33I see RuPaul
23:34Here on the runway
23:35As a drag queen
23:36Never in the same room
23:37At the same time
23:39Both RuPaul's
23:40Same person
23:41Pretty sure I cracked the code
23:44Just saying
23:46I am so excited
23:48To see the cast
23:49Of Cocoon is here
23:50You look fabulous
23:52Miss
23:53I'm over here
23:54Bring both eyes
23:54I'm right here
23:56Damn
23:56Pearl Harbor
23:57Must have did you in
24:00And on a lighter note
24:01I'd like to let you know
24:02About my family
24:03My mother is from Cuba
24:04And my dad is from Honduras
24:05Which basically means
24:06I have a large dick
24:07No credit
24:07And a tendency
24:08To take things
24:08That don't belong to me
24:13My mother insisted
24:15That we stay true
24:16To our Spanish heritage
24:17So my first words were
24:19Housekeeping
24:22I like the gentleman
24:23In the back
24:24Who's sleeping
24:24Makes me feel right at home
24:25Can you wake that bitch up
24:27Yeah the one right there
24:28With the horizontal stripes
24:29Not a good look
24:30In your third trimester
24:33All I've ever heard
24:34From the judges
24:35Was that we need
24:36To see more versatility
24:37And you know
24:38What I gotta say
24:39To y'all
24:39Is that I will show
24:40You versatility
24:41When Santino wins
24:42A sewing competition
24:42And Visage wears
24:43A fucking turtleneck
24:44You hear me
24:47Ain't gonna happen
24:50Well I gotta say
24:51I hope you guys
24:51Had a lot of fun
24:52And because I'm
24:53Feeling extra special
24:54I'm gonna put
24:55Fresh tennis balls
24:56On every walker
24:57In the place
24:58Chill all around
25:00Thank you
25:01Thank you
25:01Thank you
25:01Coming up
25:05I got zero funny
25:06From you
25:07I just didn't think
25:08Anything was really developed
25:09That's the nightclub girl
25:11What we're telling you
25:12Is what it takes
25:21Welcome ladies
25:22It's time for
25:23The judges critiques
25:25First up
25:26Darian Lake
25:27You came out to
25:28The driest
25:30Coldest house
25:31Imaginable
25:32You got them laughing
25:33You were amazing
25:33Like literally
25:34My note says
25:35Killed it
25:36Thank you so much
25:37Darian
25:38Next up
25:39Courtney Act
25:40I thought you did okay
25:41But if you're gonna use
25:42A shtick like a song
25:43That shit had better
25:44Be the funniest song
25:45I've ever heard
25:46And it wasn't
25:48But you're not
25:49A stand up comic
25:50So I thought
25:51It was very cleverly
25:52Calculated
25:52To play to your strengths
25:54Alright next up
25:55Adore Delano
25:56I love the character
25:58You had some funny jokes
25:59But don't just throw
26:00F-bombs around
26:01Willy nilly
26:02When they're not
26:02Adding to the party
26:03You're relying a lot
26:05On your charm
26:06And personality
26:07Which concerns me
26:10I'm really really trying
26:11I want to know
26:13I want to know that
26:13Like I'm here
26:15Because I deserve it
26:19Adore the charming thing
26:20Is a great plus
26:21But you've got to have faith
26:23In your talent
26:25Thanks
26:25Alright let's move on
26:27Ben de la creme
26:28I'm kind of getting bored
26:30With these old showgirl looks
26:32I actually chose this
26:33Because Michelle was saying
26:34That she'd like to
26:35Sort of see more me
26:36It's got nothing to do
26:37With your clothes baby
26:38It's stepping out
26:39Of that character
26:40And showing us
26:41Who you are inside
26:42While you have
26:43Intelligent jokes
26:44You didn't stop long enough
26:46To let your crowd
26:47Laugh or hear the joke
26:49Next up
26:50Laganja Estranja
26:51Hey hey hey
26:52I got zero funny from you
26:55You do this thing
26:56This okay
26:57Okay
26:58I want you to strip down
26:59That affected facade
27:01That is there
27:02And the few times
27:03That I've seen you
27:04Not do that
27:04I've started to warm up to you
27:06Once you go into that
27:07Cat group
27:08Then we lose you
27:10Tonight wasn't a character
27:12And I do
27:12I do talk like that
27:13And I'm sorry
27:14No no you talk like this
27:15This is how you talk
27:18I am trying tooth and nail
27:20To impress you guys
27:22You won the challenge
27:23Last week
27:23But you know what
27:24It didn't feel like a win Rue
27:25Because all I could hear
27:26Was my crotch is too low
27:27My hair is off
27:28And I feel like an amateur
27:29Up here
27:29And I feel like I can never
27:31Do anything to please you
27:32And I do love myself
27:33And I do believe
27:34I'm a superstar
27:35And I am fighting so hard
27:36To prove that to you
27:37And I've given up everything
27:38In my life to be a drag queen
27:40When I'm
27:40Breathe breathe
27:42We all do that
27:43Kiki voice
27:44It's a funny voice
27:45But you can't do that
27:45All the time
27:46It's the same note
27:46We had for Ben De La Creme
27:48It separates you from
27:49Being human
27:50You know in the real world
27:51People love me
27:52And they think I'm such a performer
27:53And they love to come and see me
27:55And I get so built up
27:56That's a nightclub girl
27:57You can't lose a competition
27:58To go to the next level
27:59What we're telling you
28:00Is what it takes
28:01And I'm not going to
28:02Fucking steer you wrong
28:02Not for no goddamn TV show
28:05You're here
28:06Because I saw something in you
28:08But you have got to learn
28:09How to own your stardom
28:13All right
28:13So let's move on
28:15Trinity K. Bonet
28:17Girl you did us proud tonight
28:22So Trinity
28:24I'm going to try to say this
28:25Without getting emotional
28:27I'm so proud of you
28:28Based on what you've done
28:30In this competition before
28:31There seems to be a certain
28:32Defeated energy that I've seen
28:34And I do the same thing myself
28:35And I have to
28:37I have to talk myself
28:39Off that ledge
28:41What you've done
28:42Is you have overcome
28:44Your saboteur
28:45And I'm so proud to see it
28:47I'm so proud to see it
28:50Thank you for believing in me
28:53Because I know you saw
28:54Something in me
28:54And I appreciate it
28:55Thank you
28:57Let's move on
28:58Jocelyn Fox
28:59Knowing that Bianca Del Rio
29:02Is a comic
29:03Why would you put yourself
29:05Before her
29:06I thought she'd be a great
29:07Way to close the show
29:08She is a great closer
29:09But what it does
29:09Is it puts the person
29:10Before her
29:11In a really precarious situation
29:13If you're not as strong
29:15The funniest thing
29:16With the ADD thing
29:17That's a character
29:18The rest of the routine
29:19Could beat that girl
29:20You started out strong
29:22But then you just flatlined
29:24You're like a comedy terrorist
29:25You can fly the plane
29:26But you can't land it
29:28Alright
29:29Bianca Del Rio
29:30I think you're amazing
29:32You're so quick
29:33But you know exactly
29:34How to land a joke
29:35And when to wait
29:36You killed it
29:37Thanks
29:37So so so so so
29:38So funny
29:39I thought it was
29:40Absolutely astonishing
29:41I mean you're the real deal
29:42Thank you
29:44Thank you ladies
29:45While you untuck
29:46In the farm decor lounge
29:48The judges and I
29:49Will deliberate
29:51Just between us girls
29:53What do you think
29:54Let's start with
29:55Darian Lake
29:56She was comfortable
29:57In her own skin
29:58She knows who she is
29:59She has heart
29:59She played to the audience
30:00I thought she was great
30:01I loved her
30:02Courtney Act
30:03I thought her routine
30:04Was average
30:05I think she was smart
30:06To play to her strength
30:07Which is her voice
30:08And singing
30:08But it's not exactly
30:09What you asked for
30:10Next up
30:11Adore Delano
30:13She's such an interesting
30:14Presence on stage
30:15If she really
30:16Got rid of all that doubt
30:17She would be unstoppable
30:19Think of yourself
30:20At that age
30:21You know
30:21Try to pull you out
30:23Of the backseat of cars
30:23To tell you
30:25To slap the dick
30:27Out of your hands
30:27And say Michelle
30:28Listen
30:29Alright let's move on
30:30To Ben de la creme
30:31Her comedy was intelligent
30:33She just doesn't understand
30:34Comic timing
30:34The smartest thing she did
30:36Was when the heckler
30:36Happened
30:37She got off
30:38La ganja estrangia
30:40I just don't quite get
30:42That whole character
30:43Who smokes dope all the time
30:44And yet can speak faster
30:46Than the bullet train
30:47When you get into a business
30:48Like this
30:48You have to build thick skin
30:50You need to be able
30:50To handle the criticism
30:51Nobody's saying
30:52You're not trying girl
30:53I'm saying it needs to be better
30:55Trinity K. Bonet
30:57I loved that she laughed
30:58At herself
30:59And her life
31:00And allowed us
31:01To do that with her
31:02She followed la ganja
31:03And she made them stand up
31:05She changed the energy
31:07In the room
31:08Jocelyn Fox
31:09She started out
31:10Very strong
31:11And then it
31:12Just got less funny
31:14Oh wow
31:15A rhinestone
31:15Done
31:16It's a wrap
31:17And then there was
31:18Bianca
31:19The smart thing about her is
31:21She makes fun of herself
31:22Now she can make fun of you
31:23Yes
31:24I wanted her to come after me
31:25And I was sitting here like
31:26Do me, do me
31:27When you want somebody
31:28To rip on you
31:28That's a talent
31:30Silence
31:31I've made my decision
31:32Bring back
31:34My
31:34Funny girls
31:42Welcome back ladies
31:43I've made some decisions
31:47Darien Lake
31:50You're safe
31:53Holy Trinity K. Bonet
31:57You are safe
32:03Bianca Del Rio
32:04Tonight you didn't just kill it
32:07You were a mass murderer
32:11Condragulations
32:12You are the winner
32:12Of this week's challenge
32:15And you've won
32:16A one of a kind
32:17Custom gown
32:18By Marco Marco
32:19Fabulous
32:20You may join
32:21The other girls
32:25Courtney
32:27You're safe
32:28Thank you
32:38I'm sorry my dear
32:40But you are up for elimination
32:43Adore Delano
32:46You're safe
32:47Thank you
32:51Ben De La Creme
32:52You are a smart cookie
32:54But tonight
32:55Your comedy routine
32:57Crumbled
32:59Jocelyn Fox
33:00You are a lovable queen
33:02But
33:03And it's quite an impressive but
33:05Your punchlines
33:08Flatlined
33:11Ben De La Creme
33:13You're safe
33:16Thank you
33:17Thank you all
33:19Jocelyn my dear
33:20I am sorry
33:21But you are up for elimination
33:25Two queens stand before me
33:27Ladies
33:28This is your last chance
33:29To impress me
33:30And save yourself
33:32From elimination
33:35The time has come
33:36For you to lip sync
33:39For your life
33:43Good luck
33:44And don't
33:46Fuck it up
33:48Stupid girls
33:50Stupid girls
33:52Baby if I act like that
34:03Flipping my blonde hair back
34:05Push up my bra like that
34:12Baby if I act like that
34:15Flipping my blonde hair back
34:16Push up my bra like that
34:22Stupid girls
34:23Oh yeah
34:23Yes
34:24Oh yeah
34:26Oh yeah
34:26Oh yeah
34:27Both of the girls
34:28On the same beat of the song
34:30Not looking at each other
34:31Jump into the splits
34:32And hit the floor
34:33It is
34:34So good
34:35I'm a big stupid girl
34:37Oh yeah
34:38Back like that
34:40Push up my bra like that
34:42Stupid girls
34:44Stupid
34:45Stupid girls
34:53Ladies
34:54I've made my decision
35:00Please don't tell me home
35:02Please don't tell me home
35:04Jocelyn Fox
35:05Shantae you stay
35:09Thank you
35:10You may join the other girls
35:13Laganja Estranja
35:15Own your star power mama
35:17And keep flying high
35:19Thank you Ru
35:20For this incredible experience
35:23I know that in my heart of hearts
35:24I stay true to who I was
35:25And I will be the first queen
35:27To actually
35:28Shasé
35:29Away
35:38I came here to win
35:39And it didn't work out in my favor
35:41But this was definitely a journey for me
35:43It's been filled with many ups
35:44And many downs
35:45I'm happy I made it this far
35:47And I can't wait to see what the future holds
35:53Condragulations
35:54My seven wonders of the world
35:57Now remember
35:58You can't love yourself
35:59How in the hell
36:00You gonna love somebody else
36:01Can I get an amen in here?
36:03Amen
36:03Alright now let the music play