00:00What if you brought Taco Bell to ancient Greece?
00:02You arrive in Greece with seasoned beef, soft tortillas, and hot sauce that hasn't been invented yet.
00:07Philosophers are arguing, and the Spartan soldiers are training.
00:11They eat figs and barley.
00:12Food made purely for muscle, you open a stand outside the training grounds.
00:16The smell attracts the soldiers, you sell each wrap for two silver.
00:20Day 1
00:21A warrior picks up a Crunchwrap Supreme, sniffs it, takes one bite and freezes.
00:25He takes another and doesn't move for 10 minutes.
00:28Day 2
00:28The entire army is lining up before sunrise.
00:31Socrates tries the Crunchwrap and says,
00:33If the wrap is your power, what are you without it?
00:35You ban him for life.
00:37Day 3
00:37Disaster
00:38Every Spartan warrior is sprinting for the nearest bathroom.
00:41You've poisoned the whole army.
00:42Leonidas emerges from a bush 20 minutes later and asks for three more chili fajitas.
00:47Week 1
00:48Julius Caesar summons you to his palace.
00:50He tries a spicy double chalupa in front of his entire senate and his eyes light up.
00:55He declares it the greatest conquest in Roman history.
00:58Order seconds immediately.
01:00He calls it fire food.
01:01He looks you dead in the eye and order you to build one in every city we own.
01:05Month 1
01:05You own stores all over Greece and become the richest merchant living a life of luxury and
01:10tacos.
01:10And then he takes over it to the king of the world.
01:10So let's let us know how it goes.
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