00:00What happens if you sold Pringles in ancient Greece?
00:03Day 1. You pop the can in Athens and the sound echoes through the agra.
00:07Everyone jumps like Zeus just clapped.
00:10A soldier reaches for his sword.
00:12Week 1. The can becomes sacred.
00:14People fight over who gets to pop the tube.
00:16A guy who opens one gets carried through the streets like he won the Olympics.
00:20The chips are not a priority now.
00:23Month 1. You find 10 empty cans behind a temple.
00:26A wild fucking Socrates appeared.
00:28This MF is hoarding tubes like gold sacks.
00:31He's got crumbs all over his toga going,
00:34If you can't stop at one, are you truly free?
00:37Bro, you ate nine cans.
00:39Month 3. He goes,
00:40What are Pringles without the mustache guy?
00:43The crowd is nodding while literally passing a can around behind his back.
00:47Month 6. Athens stops using coins and starts trading flavors.
00:52Sour cream is currency.
00:53Original is peasant level.
00:55Someone gets robbed for a BBQ can.
00:57Year 1. Grease runs on Pringles.
01:00But Socrates is still out here talking to Walls.
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