00:00what if you had a gun in ancient greece you materialize in 400 bc athens glock 19 in hand
00:05a philosopher probably plato sees your strange bronze tube and asks is that a new form of socratic
00:10dialogue you accidentally fire it the bang is deafening everyone thinks zeus just sneezed
00:15really loud they declare you a new god day two as a new deity you're expected to perform miracles
00:20they want rain you shoot a cloud nothing they want a plague stopped you shoot the sky again
00:25still nothing doubts begin a high priest whispers perhaps he is only a god of loud noises day three
00:32an olympic wrestling match you decide to prove your divine power you shoot the ground next to the
00:37champion he thinks it's an aggressive thunderclap he just flexes harder unfazed he's more worried
00:42about olive oil in his eyes than your pop gun day four the peloponnesian war you try to intimidate
00:48the spartans you empty a clip into the air they assume it's a strange ritual then out march out
00:54fight laughing at your smoky fire stick they faced worse from a rock day five you're taken before
01:00the oracle of delphi she asks about your future you show her the gun she looks at it shrugs and
01:06mumbles about noisy metal and bad aim she's more impressed by your stylish athletic shoes day six
01:12starving you try to hunt a boar you shoot it the boar looks annoyed shakes its head and charges you
01:18realize a spear and shield were more practical you run screaming you finally understand a gun in
01:24ancient greece isn't power it's just a loud confusing toy in a world that respects muscle
01:29wisdom and a well-thrown javelin you're better off with a sturdy bronze shield
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